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00:00Now wait a minute, people.
00:01Your family, hold on for a second.
00:03One at a time.
00:03Now wait a minute.
00:04Hold on for a second.
00:05We can't all talk at one time.
00:06Now we can't walk.
00:07I can walk.
00:08I can walk.
00:08I can walk.
00:09We don't want some trouble.
00:10I can handle it.
00:11It's been done.
00:12It's been done.
00:12Now, one at a time.
00:14I want a muster be back.
00:15Ooh.
00:15Fuck you.
00:23Now, we have a week's vacation.
00:26One at a time.
00:27Where should we go?
00:29Let's go to New York and take in some theater.
00:33Get New York, girl.
00:34I want to go lie on the beach.
00:36You know, catch some rays, catch some Zs, catch a man around his knees.
00:42Let's go to Disney World.
00:43Good idea.
00:44I think we should pay our respects to Elvis.
00:47Let's boogie on down to Graceland.
00:49Okay.
00:51Now, now, wait a minute.
00:52Let's be realistic.
00:53I mean, we only have a week's vacation, and I don't want to spend half of it cooped up in
00:56a car,
00:57picking Cheetos off my lap.
00:59Well, where do you want to go?
01:01Lake Geneva.
01:03Like in Switzerland?
01:04No, like in Wisconsin.
01:06I mean, we can rent a nice cabin, do a little fishing, a lot of relaxing.
01:10Hey, it's perfect.
01:12You mean it's cheaper.
01:14Well, that too.
01:15So Lake Geneva it is, right?
01:17Anyway.
01:18I'll see you later with you all.
01:24Now, people, arguing is not the way to settle things in this family, right?
01:30Right.
01:31So we're going to listen, be considerate, and agree on a place that will make everybody happy.
01:36Right?
01:36Right.
01:37Okay.
01:38So Lake Geneva it is.
01:39No, Elfife.
01:52It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
01:59And love and tradition of the grand design
02:02Some people say it's even harder to find
02:05Well then there must be some magic clue
02:10Inside these gentle walls
02:13Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
02:17Real love bursting out of every scene
02:21As days go by
02:25We're gonna fill our house
02:28With happiness
02:29The moon may cry
02:32But we'll smother the blues
02:34With tenderness
02:36As days go by
02:39There's room for you
02:41Room for me
02:43For gentle hearts and opportunity
02:46As days go by
02:50It's the bigger love of the family
03:10You're inviting Harvey Garvey to your party?
03:13Yeah, why not?
03:15Well for one thing he only has four teeth
03:18Yeah, but he doesn't eat much
03:23Hi ladies
03:24So, how goes the party planning?
03:27Great
03:27Oh good
03:28Are you still having it up on your roof?
03:29Yeah
03:30How'd you talk your parents into having the party up there?
03:32They just got a new carpet
03:34They begged me to have it up there
03:38Maxine
03:39Sweetheart
03:41I'm really glad you asked me to cater your party
03:43But if you don't give me more money
03:45I'm gonna have to use generic chips
03:46And water down the punch
03:49No problem
03:53Great
03:54I'll just take the profit from this job
03:57And buy a stamp
04:00Keep it in
04:01Cut it up
04:02Kick it out
04:05Keep it in
04:06Cut it up
04:07Kick it out
04:10Oh
04:11I need a school
04:13Walking around
04:14Behind me
04:15And waiting
04:21Hey, you're late
04:22What took you so long?
04:24I couldn't find anything to wear
04:25They look hideous
04:27You look fabulous
04:28I look hideous
04:29Oh no, you look fabulous
04:30I love your hair
04:31Oh, I love your hair
04:32Mine is hideous
04:37Fellas, what's up, man?
04:38Hey guys
04:38What's up, man?
04:39What's up, man?
04:40What's up?
04:41Wait a minute
04:42You invited Willie and Waldo?
04:43No
04:44They crashed
04:45Isn't that exciting?
04:46People are actually crashing my party
04:48Max, get a grip
04:53Go ahead
04:54Go ahead
04:55Go ahead
04:57I'm gone
04:58I'm gone
05:13I'm gone
05:15Uh, nothing
05:15Uh, nothing
05:16Nothing
05:17Does anybody want to dance?
05:19Shit
05:19Hey, hey, hey
05:19Maybe later
05:21We're doing something
05:22Right, guys?
05:24What we doing, Willie?
05:28We're trying to decide what we want to drink
05:30You don't like punch?
05:32Sure
05:33Especially when it's spiked
05:38Here, have some rum
05:40No way
05:41Waldo, where'd you get those?
05:43My dad's a stewardess
05:46Drinking is for losers
05:47Oh, really?
05:49Hey, Waldo
05:50Say hello to St. Laura
05:51Sure
05:53That's Laura Winslow
05:59Hey, a party
06:04Good morning, man
06:05Willie, why don't you take your bottles and your behind out of here?
06:08Hey, if I leave, I'll take the booze and the boys with me
06:11Right, guys?
06:13Yeah
06:13Right, guys?
06:15Yeah, yeah
06:18Laura, if you don't want to drink, fine
06:21But shut up about it
06:22You're going to ruin my party
06:24Fine
06:27But I don't need a drink to have a good time
06:41Come on, Laura
06:43Relax
06:43So some guys had a few drinks
06:45Big deal
06:48Well, maybe you're right
06:50Nothing terrible has happened
06:53Everybody party!
06:57You spoke too soon
06:59Greetings, hostesses with the mostesses
07:02Wow, you guys have got some real A-list people here
07:05Hey, are!
07:11Max, we got to liven this place up
07:13Nobody's dancing
07:13I know
07:14Have no fear
07:15The Earthman is here
07:17I'll have the neighbors complaining in no time
07:21Howdy, dooders
07:23Yo, look
07:24It's Steve the dweeb
07:26Not bad, Buckner
07:30I'll bet you were up all night putting that sentence together
07:34You must be exhausted
07:36Why don't you sit down, but not too hard
07:39You don't want to crush your brain
07:43Watch it, Urkel
07:44The last guy who talked to me like that was Harvey Garvey
07:48Oh, you two guys put the ick in pathetic
07:54Now come on, guys
07:55There's a biffy of beauties over there just waiting to be swept off their doctor's shoulder
07:59So what do you say, bunsters?
08:01Let's dance
08:06Well, okay
08:08I'll break the ice
08:11Harf, crank up the music
08:13It's time to do the Urkel
08:17Now, if you want to do the Steve Urkel dance
08:22All you have to do is hitch up your pants
08:24Binge your knees and stick out your pelvis
08:26I'm telling you, baby
08:27It's better than Elvis
08:36Do it
08:38Do it
08:41Everybody
08:43Do me your way
08:44Now, point your fingers up to the sky
08:46And talk through your nose way up high
08:48Spin and dip and jump and cavort
08:51And finish it off with a laugh and snort
08:53He he he
08:53He he he he
08:54He he he he
08:56Oh
09:10What you gonna do, Willie?
09:13I'm gonna get Urkel
09:15Why you gonna do that, Willie?
09:18Because he humiliated me
09:20But you humiliated me every day
09:23That's different
09:24You're my friend
09:26Everybody
09:27Do the Urkel
09:30Do the Urkel
09:32Do the Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Urkel
09:33Do the Urkel
09:34Do the Urkel
09:37Do the Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur
09:51Steve
09:52Steve
09:53Steve
09:53Steve
09:54Steve
09:54Steve
09:57I've decided
09:58And you're just too smart for me
10:00I've learned
10:01I shouldn't mess with the Urk Man
10:05Well, this is a pleasant turn of events
10:07To be quite honest, Buffner
10:09I've written you off as being incorrigible
10:12What did he say?
10:13He called you a gerbil
10:16Come on, buddy.
10:18How about we make a toast
10:20to our new friendship?
10:24William, I am truly moved by this gesture.
10:27Word.
10:33Mmm.
10:37What is this, mango?
10:49Cheers!
10:54Gold!
11:03Nice to roll there!
11:08Wait!
11:09Name another language!
11:14Hey, look!
11:16The plane!
11:18The plane, boss!
11:20The plane!
11:28Steve!
11:30Laura!
11:31Oh, you're a sore for side-eyes!
11:36Are you all right?
11:38Well!
11:40Punch!
11:41I want more punch!
11:43Do you want any more punch?
11:45Steve, calm down.
11:53Why should I, Laura?
11:55I'm the pipe of the learning!
11:57Ha ha ha!
12:04Unanerka!
12:10What was with Steve? He's acting weird, even for him.
12:14Willie told me not to tell.
12:15Tell what?
12:16Daddy's spike-durkle's punch.
12:18What?
12:19I said he...
12:21Hey, you can't trick me.
12:25Come on, everybody.
12:27That's an unanerka.
12:33Steve!
12:37Woooo!
12:38Da da da.
12:43Hey!
12:45I'm a party!
12:47Steve!
12:47Steve!
12:48Get down from there!
12:50Hey, we gotta get up before you get dead.
12:54Help!
12:58Help!
13:00Steve, are you okay?
13:01I fall and I can't get up!
13:12Help! Help!
13:14I've got to get to him. Somebody call 911.
13:28Help!
13:30Help!
13:33I'm flipping!
13:35Steve, I'm here.
13:37Rachel, hurry! I can't hold on much longer!
14:04Angel, what are you doing?
14:07Tightrope walking.
14:09Do you know how to do this?
14:10No.
14:13No.
14:34It's okay, Steve, I'm here.
14:37I know you're standing on my finger!
14:39No.
14:57No.
14:59No.
15:00No.
15:20Okay, where'd you hide the booze?
15:21I don't know what you're talking about, officer.
15:24You probably need the booze that was in my coat, Willie.
15:32Is Steve okay?
15:34Yeah, Rachel's taking her home.
15:36See, officer, everything's fine.
15:38We were just having a little fun.
15:40Fun? Steve could have been killed.
15:42Hey, but he wasn't.
15:44Chill out, okay?
15:47You just don't get it, do you?
15:49You think it's cool to come to a party with a mini bar in your coat?
15:52You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool?
15:56Well, it's not cool.
15:58It's not funny. It's dangerous.
16:02It's also against the law.
16:05Where we going, Willie?
16:08Jail, I guess.
16:09You're going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up.
16:12Do we get a phone call?
16:13One call.
16:16Can it be a 976 number?
16:30Well, it's confirmed.
16:32Six days and five nights at Lake Geneva.
16:35Carl will be happy.
16:38Yeah, I can't wait to see his face when we tell him the good news.
16:44Hi, sweetie. Hi, Ma.
16:45Hi, honey.
16:46Oh, Carl.
16:47We've decided where to go on our vacation.
16:52Oh, you have.
16:54Have you?
16:57You know, I come home from a hard day of fighting crime.
17:01And do I hear,
17:03Hi, Carl.
17:04Can I get you some trail mix?
17:06No, I do not.
17:10Well, I guess my vote doesn't count around here.
17:14But may I remind you, too,
17:16that I bring home darn close to 50% of this family's bacon.
17:22And you eat darn close 90%.
17:28Well, thank you for those kind words, Mother.
17:31But I'm nearly trying to point out
17:33that whenever vacation time rolls around,
17:39my desires, my wishes,
17:43are never even considered.
17:46And why?
17:48Because I don't matter.
17:50Do I, Harriet?
17:51I don't matter.
17:53Once, just once,
17:55can we go where I'd like to go?
17:57All I'm asking for is one measly little week
18:01and one measly little lake.
18:05Carl.
18:05But that's too much to ask.
18:07What?
18:07Clark it!
18:08We already made a reservation.
18:11You already made a reservation.
18:15Typical.
18:17Well, let's see what hell hole
18:19you're dragging me to this time.
18:24Lake Geneva?
18:28Yes.
18:29We all decided that
18:31it would be nice
18:33if for once
18:34we went where
18:35you
18:35wanted to go.
18:39Gee, thanks, guys.
18:41That's swell.
18:44Especially since you've always been so gracious
18:48about not getting your own way.
18:52That's just the kind of guy I am.
18:59I think I'll just go in the kitchen
19:01and make us all
19:03some trail mix.
19:06Boom.
19:29My whole body hurts.
19:33Even my eyelashes hurt.
19:35And I think my tongue needs a shave.
19:40Oh, fuck up, Steve.
19:42I am fixing you a surefire hangover remedy.
19:45This will either cure you
19:46or kill you.
19:48Either way, I'll be better off.
19:57Sorry.
20:03Steve, you have my sympathy.
20:05I know how you feel.
20:07Really?
20:07Tell me about it, Carl.
20:10Well, why do you have to leave?
20:14Well, the night that I graduated
20:15from the police academy,
20:17me and my buddies decided
20:17to tie one on.
20:19Well, most of the night
20:20is a blur,
20:22but Dawn found me
20:23riding a cow down
20:24the Dan Ryan expressway.
20:34We'll never snort
20:36with a hangover.
20:37I just blew my adenoids
20:39out the back of my head.
20:42As God is my witness,
20:44liquor will never touch
20:44these lips again.
20:46Well, good for you, Steve.
20:47Here, chug this down.
20:53Well, I don't know, Carl.
20:54It smells rancid.
20:56Well, that means it's ready.
20:58Go ahead.
20:59Down the hatch.
21:09That's it.
21:11Go ahead.
21:12Yeah.
21:15All right.
21:17Now, what's the verdict?
21:19Hey, not bad.
21:24Rather tasty.
21:27I think it did the trick.
21:33Uh-oh.
21:35Hey, what's wrong?
21:37Well, I think it just
21:38did another trick.
21:39I better visit
21:40the facilities quickly.
21:45Sorry, Laura.
21:46No time to talk.
21:55It's time to do the Urkel.
22:02And if you want to do
22:02the Steve Urkel dance,
22:04all you have to do
22:05is hitch up your bend.
22:06Bend your knees
22:07and stick out your pelvis.
22:08I'm telling you, baby,
22:09it's better than...
22:18Do it.
22:20Do it.
22:22Do it.
22:25Be your partner.
22:27Now, point your fingers
22:27up to the sky
22:28and talk through your nose
22:29way up high.
22:30Keep spinning,
22:31dip and jump and
22:32comport and finish it off
22:33with a laugh and snort.
22:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
22:41ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:06Everybody, prove me everybody
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