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00:32Urkel, why do you put yourself through this?
00:35Nobody ever picks you for their team.
00:37Well, I was close last time.
00:39I would have gotten in if Sheila Schwartz hadn't shown up.
00:44Yeah.
00:45It was pretty amazing how well she played in those high heels.
00:50Nice socks.
00:52See ya.
00:55So, Laura, wanna play some one-on-one?
01:01No, I don't.
01:02And why don't you stick to chess?
01:04Yeah, it's more your game.
01:06No, I've been practicing. Watch this.
01:15Did I do that?
01:19No. It's a prize that came with the cereal.
01:35It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
01:43And love and tradition of the grand design.
01:46Some people say it's even difficult to find.
01:50Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
01:57It's all I see is a tower of dreams.
02:01Real love bursting out of every scene.
02:04As days go by.
02:09As days go by.
02:10We're gonna fill our house with happiness.
02:13The moon may dry.
02:16But we'll smother the blues with death in heaven.
02:20As days go by.
02:23There's room for you, room for me.
02:27For gentle hearts and opportunity.
02:31As days go by.
02:34It's the biggest love of the family.
03:00The greatest thing happened at work today.
03:02One of the guys in produce got fired.
03:04Why is that great?
03:05Oh, well, it's not great that he got fired.
03:08But it's great that there's an opening in production.
03:10So, what's your point?
03:12All the biggies started in production.
03:15Louie and fish.
03:16Chuck and meats.
03:17Stella and cheese.
03:18Go for it, Eddie.
03:20Reach for the stars.
03:22Yeah.
03:27Hello?
03:29Darnell!
03:30Of course I know who you are.
03:32Carla's told me all about you.
03:35You're kidding.
03:36You're kidding.
03:38Carla's going to be so excited.
03:40Now, I'm looking forward to meeting you two.
03:43And bye, Darnell.
03:45That was one of Carla's closest friends from high school.
03:48Was that Darnell Coleman or Darnell Watkins or Darnell Clark?
03:53Darnell Clark?
03:54Uh-huh.
03:55Were all dad's friends named Darnell?
03:57Yes.
03:58Those were very confusing times.
04:03Carla's been telling me for years what a hot singing group they were.
04:06Was Dad in a singing group?
04:09Yes, he was.
04:11They called themselves the Darnells.
04:15Hi, everybody.
04:16Hey, Dad. Hi, baby.
04:17Mmm, something smells good.
04:19Dad, I didn't know you were in a singing group.
04:21Well, yeah.
04:22In high school.
04:23Have you ever made a video?
04:25No.
04:26Did you ever burn your guitar on stage?
04:29Of course not.
04:30He wasn't in a singing group.
04:35Why are they asking about all of this?
04:37Carl, Darnell Clark called from Springfield today.
04:40You're kidding.
04:42Well, I haven't seen him in 20 years.
04:44What's he up to?
04:45Well, one thing he's up to is organizing your 20th high school reunion.
04:48It's next month.
04:49Oh?
04:51Uh, I can't make it.
04:53Carl, we're talking about your 20th reunion.
04:56All the Darnells are gonna be there.
04:58Isn't that exciting?
04:58Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.
05:01I'm with Dad.
05:02Once you're out of high school, why would you want to go back?
05:05You know, I don't get to say this much, but Eddie's right.
05:09I don't get this.
05:11We're talking about the Darnells.
05:12They were your best friends.
05:13I know, Harriet, but meetings are overrated.
05:19I went to my 50th reunion and spent the whole night dancing with Walter Simons.
05:25Sounds like you two hit it off.
05:27We had to.
05:28We were the only ones there.
05:32Carl, don't you want to see the Darnells?
05:35You were so close.
05:37Harriet, things change.
05:39People change.
05:41Well, that's part of the fun, to see how they've changed.
05:44What's that supposed to mean?
05:46It means people change.
05:49Well, why don't you just come right out and say it, Harriet?
05:53Say what?
05:54That I'm fat.
05:55Okay, I said it.
05:57And I'm too fat to go to my meeting.
06:00Oh, so that's it.
06:02You don't want to go because you've put on a few pounds.
06:05But, Harriet, the Darnells were track stars.
06:08They could eat anything they want and not gain an ounce.
06:10We're talking metabolism here, Harriet.
06:12They have it.
06:13I don't.
06:15If you're that concerned about your weight, why don't you go on a diet?
06:18You have a month.
06:19Harriet, I have tried every diet under the sun, and I've never lost any weight.
06:22I fasted for a week and went up to size.
06:28Hi.
06:29Hi.
06:30What a workout tonight.
06:32I feel great.
06:34If you want something to eat, there's some leftovers in the fridge.
06:36Oh, no thanks.
06:37I'm too pumped to eat.
06:38I'll just have a glass of water with a twist of lemon.
06:41On second thought, forget the lemon.
06:43I'm watching my weight.
06:52What?
06:55Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
06:57Not if you think about getting Rachel involved in this.
06:59Well, Carl, she can help you.
07:01Harriet, it's just too embarrassing.
07:03I don't want anyone to know why I'm not going to my meeting.
07:06Especially if I'm too pumped to eat.
07:12So, what did you guys do tonight?
07:13We talked about how fat Carl is.
07:18Thank you, Harriet.
07:21Carl, I wish you'd stop acting like a baby, lose some weight, and go to your class reunion.
07:26Oh, I get it.
07:27You put on a few pounds and now you're embarrassed.
07:30Who, me?
07:31Embarrassed?
07:33I am not embarrassed, I'm just not going.
07:36Let me ask you something, Carl.
07:38If you could lose a few pounds, would you go to your meeting?
07:42Maybe.
07:43Then it's no problem.
07:45I'll put you on my special program of diet and exercise.
07:48I guarantee you'll lose weight.
07:51Really?
07:52Yes.
07:52As long as you're committed to it.
07:55What do you say?
07:58Come on, Carl.
08:00Do it.
08:02Oh, alright.
08:03I'll go on a diet.
08:12Here you go.
08:13Here's the butter.
08:15Give me the cheese.
08:18Harriet, this diet is torture.
08:20I'm dizzy, my vision is blurred, and I'm short of breath.
08:24Carl, grow up.
08:26It's only been 12 hours.
08:30Uh, could you pass a lasagna?
08:32Do you think you could sneak this past the jaws of life?
08:39Dad!
08:40Let me just breathe in the tomato sauce.
08:42Let me get a little whip.
08:44Okay.
08:46Carl, yours is almost ready.
08:50So, Eddie, how'd you do in the big vegetable interview?
08:54You know, produce is a lot harder than people think.
08:58Flunked, huh?
08:59I didn't flunk.
09:01I passed the written test.
09:02But when I was spraying the lettuce, the hose kind of got away from me.
09:06And after all that time, you practiced with the garden hose.
09:10Yeah, I soaked two customers and knocked down Mr. Fukumoto.
09:15Well, I still got a chance.
09:16It's between me and two other guys.
09:18They're better with the hose, but I'm the smartest.
09:21And they find that way to work every morning.
09:26All right, Carl, here's your dinner.
09:28Now, you thought that lasagna looked good, but feast your eyes on this.
09:35Is that it?
09:36Three stalks of asparagus and some steamed broccoli?
09:39Rachel, I've had more food than this stuck between my teeth.
09:55What?
10:06This is unbelievable.
10:07My own family doesn't trust me.
10:12Dear Carl, have a glass of water and go to bed.
10:17Get out of here.
10:22My candy stash.
10:24Yeah.
10:37Dear Carl, nice try, now go to bed.
10:41Food.
10:42I need food.
10:46Salt, pepper, toothpicks, baby food, cooking oil, cornstarch, baby food.
10:54Strange spaghetti and meatball.
10:58Yeah.
11:15Carl, is that you?
11:41Carl, baby food.
11:44That's pathetic.
11:47Hand it over.
11:58This week only, two pizzas for the price of one.
12:01Your choice.
12:03Any of our delicious-
12:04You're talking huge smorgasbord.
12:06All you can eat is you are the most meat.
12:09And now stay tuned for our feature presentation,
12:13My Dinner with Andre.
12:18Do you want the rest of my cupcakes?
12:20No, three's my limit.
12:23Looking good.
12:24Thanks.
12:48Gosh, Dad, I didn't mean to leave these here.
12:51Leave what?
12:51I'm proud of you, Dad.
13:00I'm proud of you, Dad.
13:01Okay, fifteen minutes.
13:02You're finished.
13:03Hallelujah!
13:05Oh, Carl, I am so proud of you.
13:08I mean, you've stuck to the Rachel method for a whole week.
13:10And now, it's time to kick it into high gear.
13:14Drop and give me fifty!
13:35Hi.
13:36So, Eddie, what's the verdict?
13:38Did you skyrocket some produce?
13:40I'm not going to tell you.
13:42I'm gonna show you.
13:48I'm not going to show you.
13:49I'm not going to show you.
13:49I'm not going to show you.
13:50I'm not going to show you.
13:51I'm not going to show you.
13:51Oh, I'm so proud of you.
13:53So, how are your tomatoes?
13:56I don't know.
13:57Why do you ask?
14:02Hey, Dad.
14:03I got the job.
14:04Oh, I can see.
14:05Congratulations, son.
14:07So, how are your tomatoes?
14:09Why does everyone keep asking me that?
14:14We'll explain it to you after your father's weigh-in.
14:17Come on, Carl.
14:18Let's see how much weight you've lost.
14:21Are you sure that thing works right?
14:23I can check it for you.
14:24I know exactly how much I weigh.
14:27They weighed me at my last physical.
14:29When was that?
14:301947.
14:33Yep.
14:34Right on the button.
14:38Your turn.
14:40Oh, this is dumb.
14:41I haven't lost any weight.
14:42I just know it.
14:43Oh, come on, Carl.
14:44How's this?
14:45We'll all turn our heads.
14:46Nobody will look.
14:47This will be your own private moment.
14:51Oh, that sounds okay.
15:05It worked.
15:06I lost 11 pounds.
15:11Way to go, son.
15:13I'm ready.
15:14Now, Carl, does this mean we can go to the meeting?
15:16You bet.
15:17Good.
15:17I'll call Darnell and tell him you're gonna be singing with him.
15:19Singing?
15:21What are you talking about?
15:22Darnell called this morning and all of you are gonna be singing at the reunion.
15:25On stage?
15:27In front of everybody?
15:29Well, what's wrong with that?
15:31Well, it was one thing when I was just gonna mingle.
15:33But now I'm gonna be in the spotlight.
15:35Forget that.
15:36I'm not going to the reunion.
15:53You eat that and you can kiss your diet goodbye.
15:57Goodbye.
15:59Harry, would you hand me the hot fudge on the stove over there, please?
16:03You know, honey, there is just too much emphasis in our culture these days on being thin.
16:07I mean, everywhere you look, in TV, movies, magazines, all these 90-pound people walking around smiling and dancing, where
16:18Do they get the strength?
16:21Beats me.
16:23I mean, I've never been what you could call thin.
16:25I mean, like a baby, I was chubby.
16:28As a kid, I was a husky.
16:29And now as an adult, I'm...
16:31Big boned.
16:33But for as long as I can remember, I've always been happy.
16:39Carl, if you're happy, then why are you worried about what the people at the meeting are going to think?
16:45Well, it's not everyone that I'm worried about.
16:47It's just the Darnells.
16:49Carl, the Darnells are your friends.
16:51All they're gonna care about is who you are and how you're doing.
16:55Not if you've picked up a few extra pounds.
16:59Do you really think so?
17:01If they're your friends, I know so.
17:04Okay.
17:06I'll pass on Sunday.
17:08Besides, I wanna be sure I can fit into my suit for the reunion.
17:12Good for you, Carl.
17:15And anyway, you're the only sugar I need.
17:20Ew!
17:46Hi.
17:48Wait a minute.
17:49You're Winslow.
17:52Miss Gilbert!
17:54You know, you never had it in that book report on Silas Marner.
17:58Oh, uh, my dog ate it.
18:02You're stable, Winslow.
18:06Thank you.
18:09I've only been here five minutes and already I've got homework.
18:15Carl Winslow, right?
18:17Right.
18:17And you're...
18:19Russell.
18:21Russell Wilcox.
18:22You sat behind me in homeroom.
18:24Right.
18:24How are you?
18:25Good.
18:26This is my wife, Harriet.
18:27Hi.
18:28Hi.
18:28How are you?
18:29Oh, and this is my little woman.
18:31Remember?
18:32Don't little woman me, Russell.
18:34Oh, quit blowing one note, Irene.
18:36You're just like your mother.
18:37Oh, yeah?
18:38Well, how's this?
18:39I want a divorce.
18:40I'll be in the car.
18:43Good.
18:44I'll be at the bar.
18:47Nice to see you again.
18:50Nice meeting you, Harriet.
18:55Who was that fun couple?
18:57Russell and Irene.
18:58They were voted the class Romeo and Juliet.
19:05I don't believe it.
19:07Oh, God, it's good to see you.
19:11Oh, and you must be Harriet.
19:13You are gorgeous.
19:15Oh, thank you.
19:16Now, Carl, what has it been?
19:1620 years?
19:17Oh, at least.
19:20Who are you?
19:23Who am I?
19:25Doo-doo-wah.
19:29Darnell!
19:30Harry, it's Darnell!
19:32Oh, man, look at you!
19:35Oh, Carl, you look great.
19:37So do you.
19:38Oh, well, thank you.
19:39But I have put on a few pounds.
19:42Mostly in the arms and shoulders.
19:45Let me introduce you to my wife.
19:47Janet.
19:48Janet, I'd like you to meet Harriet and Carl Winslow.
19:51Oh, Carl, I have heard so much about you.
19:54Nice to meet you.
19:55And I've heard so much about Darnell.
19:57It's so nice to finally meet both of you.
19:59You know, when Darnell heard about the meeting,
20:01He didn't want to come.
20:02She was embarrassed about her weight.
20:05Janet put me on a diet.
20:06I have lost three whole pounds.
20:11Doesn't he look great?
20:12Yeah.
20:13I didn't even recognize him.
20:16Carl!
20:17Ooh, it's Darnell and Darnell.
20:19Go easy on them.
20:20They've kind of let themselves go.
20:25Oh!
20:26Darnell!
20:27Darnell!
20:28Darnell!
20:29Darnell!
20:31Darnell!
20:33Darnell!
20:34Yeah!
20:34Hey, man!
20:36Look at you!
20:37Hey!
20:38Darnell!
20:41Look at you, man!
20:43Darnell!
20:44Yeah!
20:45Hey, you must be Harriet.
20:47Well, if it's easier for you, you can call me Darnell.
20:51Man, look at this guy.
20:52He's practically invisible.
20:54Oh, hey, he's so skinny he could be an expert.
20:57Hey, brother, how do you weigh yourself?
20:59On a poster scale?
21:03Didn't I tell you these guys were fun guys?
21:06Listen, guys, do you think we can find an empty classroom and rehear our song?
21:10Yeah, but listen, can we get something to eat first?
21:12Hey, you read my mouth.
21:15I'll catch up with you.
21:16Yeah, okay?
21:18Harriet, thank you.
21:20I love you.
21:21I love you, too.
21:23Skinny.
21:23Mm-hmm.
21:27Darnell, look!
21:33You broke my heart
21:35because I couldn't dance.
21:38You didn't even want me around.
21:40But, baby,
21:41Now I'm back.
21:43I'm here to tell you
21:45I can really
21:46shake it down.
21:49You son of a bitch.
21:49Do you want me to rock you?
21:51Do you love me?
21:54Do you love me?
21:55Do you love me?
21:57Do you love me?
21:58You feel a bit about me now that I can dance...
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22:11Work, work, work it out baby.
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