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05:53Except for one big problem.
05:57It's illegal.
05:58Verb in one.
06:02That's true, Steve.
06:04But it's just that
06:06If we did this together,
06:10we'd...
06:11Nah.
06:14Why?
06:18Well, guys who take risks together
06:21usually end up becoming real good friends.
06:24You know, hang out a lot.
06:28Best buds?
06:33Exactly.
06:34But like you said,
06:36It's illegal.
06:39Yes, this could be the first step
06:41on a road to the life of crime.
06:44Ah, what the heck?
06:46So you'll do it, buddy?
06:48Count me in, pal.
06:51Great, I'll pick you up at eight tonight.
06:53I'll be ready, Eddie.
06:57Huh?
06:58Huh?
06:59Ah!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh, I gotta hurry home and look at this.
07:19How was the funeral?
07:25Now, Rachel, calm down.
07:27I'm sorry, Harriet.
07:29It's just so sad.
07:32I know, I know.
07:34Aunt Clotilde was family.
07:36She was our flesh and blood.
07:38And now,
07:40She's...
07:41Good!
07:46I really wish I'd met her.
07:49Me too, me too.
07:52But, Rachel,
07:53remember,
07:54Aunt Clotilde was 94 years old.
07:56She lived a long, full life.
07:59Well, how did she die?
08:01Well, she was at the Senior Citizen Center,
08:03and she collapsed
08:04while she was leading the game
08:05of Simon Says.
08:10I'm sorry.
08:12When the paramedics got there,
08:15they thought 67 people had died.
08:25Excuse me.
08:27But what's this?
08:29That's Aunt Clotilde.
08:36She has to be cremated
08:37and have her ashes scattered over
08:39like Michigan.
08:40So we're gonna rent a boat
08:41and do it tonight.
08:43She doesn't have any other relatives?
08:45Only an older sister.
08:47But she popped a kneecap
08:49during the Simon Says fiasco.
08:56We better start making the arrangements.
08:58Mother Winslow,
09:00maybe you can help Rachel with some tea.
09:05Mother Winslow.
09:07What, honey?
09:09When you...
09:12When you...
09:14bite the big one?
09:18Right.
09:20Would you rather be
09:21Buried or cremated?
09:24Surprise me.
09:32Hi, I'm home.
09:37Oh.
09:43Hey.
09:45What do we have here?
09:46New candy jar?
09:57Hey, Dad.
09:58Oh, oh, oh.
10:03Now, look what you made me do.
10:05Sorry, Dad.
10:06Oh, I got ashes
10:08all over the new candy jar.
10:10Whoa.
10:12Oh, and inside, too.
10:15Oh.
10:16Oh.
10:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:28oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
10:47Thank you!
11:18Thanks for the bear claw, Mom.
11:20Anytime, sweetie.
11:21Hey, you owe me a buck.
11:29Steve, look at this place.
11:31We might be in it a little over our heads here.
11:34Yeah, maybe, but we're stuck.
11:36How come?
11:37Well, I forgot the password to get out.
11:41Look.
11:42Look, just pretend like we belong here.
11:44Kind of like what I do in my house.
11:53Do you really need a cabin cruiser for three hours?
11:57If all you're going to do is complain about how expensive this is,
12:00You can just stay home.
12:01Oh, all right.
12:03Are you going to stop complaining?
12:04No, I'm going to stay home.
12:07I mean, you've got to go down to the mortuary
12:09and pick up Aunt Moe Floppy anyway.
12:12I hate those places.
12:13They give me the heebie-jeebies.
12:15We don't have to go pick up Aunt Clotilda.
12:17She's right here.
12:25Wait a minute.
12:27Isn't that a candy jar?
12:30No, it's an urn.
12:32An urn?
12:35Yeah, Aunt Clotilda's in there.
12:38What?
12:40This is an urn they put her ashes in.
12:45Oh, no.
12:48Oh, no.
12:50What's wrong?
12:52It just hit me.
12:54I suddenly realized just how much Aunt Clotilda meant to me.
13:01Clotilda.
13:03Clotilda, Clobaba.
13:04The point is, she's gone.
13:06Really, really gone.
13:11I've changed my mind.
13:13I want to go with you all.
13:15I want to pay my respects.
13:17You ladies go ahead.
13:18I need a moment alone with, uh, with, with this.
13:36I want to go with you all.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52Lord.
13:55Lord, forgive me if I come up a foot short.
14:04Sorry.
14:16Steve, it's been a half an hour and we haven't played anything.
14:20Well, actually, Eddie, I'm just not quite sure what to do.
14:25Wait a minute.
14:26You told me that all urn possesses six cents when it comes to gambling.
14:30Well, yeah.
14:31Although I never had an opportunity to test that ability out.
14:35But I'm sure it's just a matter of time until it kicks in.
14:40How long?
14:41It just kicked in.
14:51Focusing energy.
14:56Uh, nothing.
14:57What do you want?
15:06Nothing.
15:13Wow, Mom!
15:17Eddie, I think this is the one.
15:20Feed this baby.
15:31Oh jeez! We hit the jet pot!
15:35Well, I got to get used to this!
15:40Mama's in the parlor! Daddy's in the den!
15:43Little baby Susan is spitting up a gang!
15:46Dog dancing there! Kitties up a treat!
15:49Me and my hands are playing Monopoly
15:52Crippin' the attic, crippin' the attic
15:55Gotta make some money
15:56Shoot!
15:58Shoot him
16:02Seven
16:14Ready to ride
16:19Steve, Steve, Steve
16:21Steve, Steve
16:22Steve, Steve
16:24Steve, Steve, Steve
16:25Steve, Steve, Steve
16:26Full noises
16:30Thank you
16:34Thank you
16:37Relax
16:40Excuse me, sir
16:41How much have we won?
16:4332 grand
16:47Thanks
16:48Hey!
16:50Hey!
16:51Hey!
16:56Now, where were we?
16:57Uh, it's still your bet, sir.
17:00Let her ride!
17:06He's kidding!
17:07We're going home!
17:09Eddie, relax!
17:11For the last time!
17:12Absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing,
17:15Can stop us now!
17:17Freeze!
17:18This is a raid!
17:20Accept that!
17:27Rachel, try to control yourself.
17:30I will.
17:32I will.
17:33It's over now, Rachel.
17:35Aunt Clotilde's at peace.
17:37I know.
17:39Uh, Harriet,
17:41can I speak to you for a moment?
17:43Alone.
17:44I don't.
17:47What is it, Carl?
17:51Well, I've, uh,
17:53I've got a little confession to make.
17:56Maybe you better sit down for this one.
17:58What have you done this time?
18:09Harriet, darling, sweetheart, honeybunch.
18:14Spit it out, Carl.
18:15Okay, here goes.
18:17Well, we didn't really spread your aunt's ashes over Lake Michigan tonight.
18:22Carl, I was there.
18:23I saw it.
18:24Well, I know, I know.
18:26Uh, we, we spread some ashes.
18:28Uh, but they weren't your aunt Clotildas.
18:31At least, not all of them.
18:35Well, then whose ashes were they?
18:37Aunt Presto logs.
18:42Well, we, we, we, we may have floated parts of Aunt Clotilda.
18:47Uh, but which part, well, only the good Lord can sift that out.
18:53Well, where's the rest of her?
18:56Right over there, that hefty bag.
19:06Harriet, it was all a crazy accident.
19:09I feel terrible about it.
19:11I, I want to make it up to you.
19:13How?
19:16I know.
19:18I'll pop for another hour's boat rental,
19:20and we'll all go out and throw the bag over, huh?
19:22Sounds good?
19:24Oh, I'll get that.
19:26You've had a rough day.
19:27Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda.
19:33Hello.
19:35Edward.
19:36Sure, I got a moment.
19:37What's up?
19:39Where are you?
19:42Carl, what's wrong?
19:44Edward is in jail.
19:47What happened?
19:48He and Steve got busted for gambling.
19:58Now, Edward, stop looking around for Steve.
20:01He's having the same discussion with his father.
20:04Now, let me get this straight.
20:07You dented the car.
20:10Then, instead of admitting it,
20:12you got yourself involved in gambling.
20:14Is that about covering?
20:16Yes, sir.
20:19Sit down, Edward.
20:23Edward.
20:29Edward Arthur Winslow.
20:32Son, I am ashamed of you.
20:36Don't you know that when you make a mistake,
20:37You fess up to it?
20:39Trying to cover it up only makes things worse.
20:42Yes, sir.
20:44But apparently,
20:47you seem to want to learn these things the hard way.
20:50Well, so be it.
20:52You're grounded for three weeks.
20:54And, you are to stay away from my car
20:57until it learns self-defense.
21:00Okay, hit the sack.
21:06Well, that's taken care of.
21:12Now, let me get this straight.
21:17You dumped one of my relatives in a hefty bag.
21:22Then, instead of admitting it,
21:24you let us spread a log on Lake Michigan.
21:29Doesn't that mean covering it?
21:30Yes, ma'am.
21:34Sit down, Carl.
21:41Carl.
21:51Carl Otis Winslow.
21:54I'm ashamed of you.
21:56When you make a mistake,
21:58fess up to it.
22:00Trying to cover up only makes things worse.
22:04Yes, ma'am.
22:07But apparently,
22:09you seem to want to learn these things the hard way.
22:13So be it.
22:17You're taking me to dinner to shave Josephine's.
22:20Yes, ma'am.
22:21Okay.
22:24Let's hit the sack.
22:25Yes, ma'am.
22:27Applause
23:06Applause
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