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Minder S01E01 Gunfight At The O K Laundrette

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00:00I love you
00:41I could be so good for you
00:46Love you like you want me to
00:53I could be so good for you
00:58Love you like you want me to
01:34O Signore, santifica l'amore di questi sposi
01:38L'anello che porterà come simbolo di fedeltà
01:41Li richiami continuamente al vicendevole amore
01:44Per Cristo nostro Signore
01:46Amen
01:56Maria receive questo anello
02:01Seno mi amore
02:04Della mia fideltà
02:13Hardly speak his own bleeding language
02:17Nel nome di un padre e del figlio e dello Spirito Santo
02:24Franco, ricevi questo anello
02:27Segno del mio amore e della mia fedeltà
02:30In nome del padre e del figlio e del Spirito Santo
02:37Vi benedica
02:39Dio omnipotente
02:40Padre, figlio e Spirito Santo
02:44Amen
02:46Hey
02:48Come on
02:51Come on
02:55Fotografia
03:09Ok
03:11Slip out
03:12And have a quiet one on the way
03:34It's all changed, innit?
03:35Well, you've all done well, haven't you?
03:37Church is about the only bit of Little Italy left
03:39Yeah, right, Arthur
03:40They've all moved out
03:42Finchley
03:43Barnet
03:43You know, some have even got places in Stanmore
03:46Stanmore?
03:47Nice
03:48Yeah
03:48Hey, ciao Maria
03:49Yeah
03:51But I don't feel Italian, no more
03:53No?
03:53Especially Franco
03:55I mean, he won't have none of that now, will he?
03:56Not Franco
03:57You've got to be Frank now
04:00You know
04:01I've still got the grandfather's old place in Cuscom
04:05I thought they'd like it for the only man
04:07I don't want to know
04:10Tunisia
04:11You're going to Tunisia
04:12Little David Pollard had heart attack last week
04:14Did you hear about that?
04:15Mind you, he's marching on a bit, David
04:19Seven years older than me
04:22That's what I mean, Alfie
04:25You know, I'm sorry young Terry couldn't make it
04:27For your nice lunch
04:28It's his mum
04:29He's a boy that likes to look after his mum
04:31Nice to hear
04:33You'll be well sorry
04:34He loves a church service and a luncheon
04:36Does young Terry
04:52Come on!
04:54Hey, me, me
04:56Come on, come on!
05:04Come on, baby!
05:05Second to me!
05:21Come on!
05:23Come on!
05:25Come on!
05:27Come on!
05:27Come on!
05:28Come on!
05:28Come on!
05:29Come on!
05:29Come on!
05:30Come on!
05:30Come on!
05:31Come on!
05:32Come on!
05:33Come on!
05:33Come on!
05:34Handle me, mate! Listen, I can either knock you out or get you, Nick. What do you want?
05:37What are you talking about?
05:39The bloody tarts, mate!
05:41Tarts?
05:42Listen, son. Some of these girls have got children. They're mums.
05:46Now, how would you feel if someone behaved like you did in front of your... mate? Mate?
05:53You're not suggesting, are you?
05:55That you'd find my mother in a place like this.
05:58Well, I told you now.
06:00But she wouldn't be too pleased to see you here either, would she?
06:03Come on.
06:12Come on, on your bike.
06:14Get back to the building site.
06:16I'm the few bags of cement about, eh?
06:18Sorry, mate.
06:20Don't worry.
06:21But don't come back.
06:22You should have given him a whack, Terry. Teach him a lesson.
06:25Nah, they don't get steamed up. They want the money back, don't they?
06:29Some of these characters, they just don't know how to behave in the West End.
06:31Still, thanks very much, Terry. I'll have a word with Arthur later.
06:35Okay.
06:38Terry!
06:39Hello.
06:40Just to say thanks and be asked for the other girls.
06:44Anytime.
06:47I mean, obviously, some of the guys get carried away, but that bloke has been a right nuisance.
06:52Ah, sure right, isn't it, Liz? Turn them on, you can't turn them off.
06:55You've been watching me, then?
06:57Not many.
06:58Like what you saw?
06:59What happens, yeah.
07:00I'm on round the corner in ten minutes.
07:03Oh, no, you might excite me beyond my control. It's too dangerous. What time do you finish?
07:07About eight o'clock. You asking me for a drink, then?
07:11Yeah, sounds like it, doesn't it?
07:13I'm packing it in next week. I'm going to be in Ostez.
07:16Down in?
07:16No, a sauna club in Notting Hill.
07:20Yeah, all right, then I'll see you at Dave's about 8.15, right?
07:22Yeah.
07:26Oh, I won't have time to go home and change, so I'll just come in me working gear.
07:32You don't wear anything when you work.
07:35Ain't you the lucky one, then, eh?
07:40Yeah.
07:45I don't know why it's caught on the way it has.
07:47I mean, it's not like snooker, is it?
07:49No.
07:50Same skill.
07:52Well, with snooker, you have to use your brain.
07:55Quite right, Arthur.
07:59That's five on the trot.
08:00Do you want another one?
08:01No, it's a kid's game.
08:04Fiver.
08:06He's joking.
08:07We weren't playing for money.
08:09I'll get you a drink.
08:09I don't mind getting you a drink.
08:11Anyway, you've got to be moving.
08:12I promised Alfred.
08:12You can't let him down.
08:14I've got to meet with Sam.
08:15You'll be through by 7 o'clock.
08:17All he wants you to do is be with him while he empties the machines in the laundrettes.
08:19You could have asked me.
08:20There were a nice few bob in it for you.
08:22He usually has his boy Franco do it.
08:23But you can't expect him to work on his wedding day.
08:27Come on, then.
08:28Where's this drink?
08:29Good.
08:32What do you have in, Arthur?
08:33Oh, it's very nice, Charlie.
08:34I just say to Terry, it's a long time since Charlie got a drink in.
08:37Large vodka and slimline for me.
08:39Certainly.
08:39What do you reckon in the big one?
09:04I really appreciate this, Terry.
09:06No, I think nothing of it.
09:08I've been keeping out of trouble these days.
09:10With all my character.
09:11That's the way it should be.
09:14That Arthur.
09:15He don't change, does he?
09:16No.
09:17I don't know what he needs a minder for these days.
09:20He don't get up to any skullduggery, does he?
09:23No, no.
09:24Just makes him feel good, I think.
09:25He's a well-respected man, always has been.
09:28Well, it did me a favour anyway.
09:29Huh?
09:30What was that?
09:33I don't remember now.
09:35But he's always telling me he did me a favour, so I suppose he must have done.
09:47I don't know.
09:50I don't know.
09:51Oh, my God.
10:27Hey!
11:03Can't say we don't wash much around here, then, eh?
11:06Very clean neighbour.
11:28Okay, ma'am, let's get baby some new shoes, eh?
11:44Okay, don't nobody move.
11:46Jesus, ma'am, let's tell me, hurry!
11:47Hold on, look.
12:04You're gonna be a dead man.
12:13Come on.
12:14Get back.
12:15Whiskey 315.
12:16No, through that door.
12:18Where's Alito?
12:19What the hell do I know?
12:21It's making no way to the rear exit.
12:25Come on, move it, move it!
12:26Listen, the man wants us to go through to the back room, all right?
12:29Come on.
12:29You are supposed to get in there!
12:33Come on, move it, move it!
12:34All right.
12:35You two.
12:36Come on, get in there!
12:38Get back!
12:39Get back!
12:39He's a nutter!
12:40He'll use it!
12:43Get back!
12:49Get back!
12:49Here we go!
12:53Okay, move it now!
12:54Get in there!
12:56What the hell's the matter with you, man?
12:58Wake up!
13:00Okay, Winston, get that door.
13:06Oh, it's only locked, isn't it?
13:08Hey, you, keys.
13:09I ain't got them.
13:11Come on, give me the keys.
13:11What the hell you're bursting about for?
13:13Look, empty his pockets.
13:20One, two, three.
13:21One, one!
13:23Three, two, one!
13:23You're eriling the bank.
13:24One!
13:27Two, one!
13:27Come on, come on!
13:28Come on!
13:30Round the bank!
13:31Come on!
13:31Round the bank!
13:31Right the locus, yes!
13:32Round the bank, right here.
13:34biased you can find him, look.
13:39Unmouthed, right?
13:40He ain't got any keys?
13:41Move away from them!
13:42Winston, do you look?
13:52It's too late now anyway.
13:55Okay, mister, you make a move and I shoot anybody.
13:59I don't care who.
14:24Hey, Stretch, we've got to give ourselves up.
14:29What are you talking about, give up? Give up what? Can't you see we've got three, um...
14:33Hostages.
14:34Yeah, that's right, lady, hostages.
14:47What are you doing?
14:49I want to have a look, all right?
14:51Okay, the rest of you, sit down!
14:55Just do what he's supposed to do. Sit down.
14:57Yeah, Terry.
15:04Yeah, nearly all blood, innit?
15:09What you using, a seven shot?
15:11Well, the odds that matter.
15:12I'm just interested.
15:14Seven shot makes a bigger mess, two shot makes a bigger hole.
15:18I've got good news for you, son.
15:20I'm gonna live.
15:23Are you the man that owns it?
15:26Yeah, love.
15:27Sorry about all this. It don't usually happen.
15:30No, you're right. It's quite unusual for this place.
15:39You... answer him.
15:41Answer him. I couldn't even understand him.
15:43You heard me answer him!
15:44All right, all right.
15:45Okay.
15:52Uh...
15:52Oi! Look...
15:54Look, it's only an ordinary door. Just talk normal.
15:59This is Chief Superintendent Gibson. Can you hear me?
16:03Yeah, terrific.
16:04Yeah.
16:06Now, listen very carefully.
16:08The building is entirely surrounded.
16:11No possibility of escape.
16:14Many of the officers on duty here are trained marksmen.
16:18I suggest that you open this door, throw out all weapons, and come out of that room one by one.
16:24No one will be harmed.
16:26Tell him bullshit.
16:29Can you understand me, clearly?
16:31Yeah?
16:33Bullshit.
16:33No, tell him this ain't no ordinary robbery.
16:35Tell him this is political.
16:37Well, that's a great idea, Stretch, but you've left it a bit late in the day, don't you?
16:41All right.
16:43Uh, this is not an ordinary robbery. This is a political act.
16:49What's that supposed to mean?
16:53Uh, this is a demonstration for equality and freedom.
16:58And if you don't move away from the door, you might get your head blown off.
17:04Exactly what political group do you represent?
17:07Uh, we more or less represent a broad spectrum.
17:11Oh, yes. Irish?
17:17Um...
17:17Not so as you notice, no.
17:19Well, if we knew exactly what political group we were dealing with, maybe we could get somewhere.
17:25Over to you, pal.
17:26Uh-huh.
17:28Tell him the independent Rastafarian army.
17:30Hey, turn it in, Stretch. That's not right.
17:32Shut up, Winston. Let me do the brain work, okay?
17:36Uh...
17:36Apparently, they're the independent Rastafarian army.
17:41And what exactly are your demands?
17:43Well, look, there's an old lady in here who needs a cup of tea. We need a doc...
17:46All right, all right.
17:52Uh, when we're ready to talk again, we're banged three times on the door.
17:59Uh-huh.
17:59Okay, get back over there.
18:00Move!
18:01Oh, move.
18:02All right, all right.
18:03Uh-huh.
18:08Hey, Stretch, you never told me nothing about the independent Rastafarian Watson.
18:12Look, you're wearing a Rastafarian hat, aren't you?
18:14Yeah, why, so?
18:14Because I like the colours.
18:15Yeah, he could be wearing his Fulham supporters' woolly, couldn't he?
18:18Yeah.
18:19You think it's a big joke, huh?
18:21Well, let me tell you something, Mr Hardman.
18:23Your body's gonna be the first one to fling out of here.
18:26How about that for a joke, huh?
18:28Well, you got the shooter.
18:29Makes you top man, doesn't it?
18:31Right on.
18:33Except you ain't done too well so far, have you?
18:35It's 500 quid's worth of silver all over the pavement.
18:38It's hardly the great train robbery, is it?
18:41And you're the man who screwed it up.
18:45How are we gonna get out of here, Stretch?
18:47I'm thinking about it.
18:49What are you crying for? You ain't a baby!
18:53Here, Stretch, I just thought of something.
18:57What?
18:58That independent Rastafarian army.
19:00You know how the initials come out, don't you?
19:05IRA.
19:28You know who you're already situated?
19:31I gottahl nurse in this car and then play.
19:40The first time to set up my another and there's a real man here today.
19:44You're not.
19:50Or no, anyway, anything subscribe?
19:52I know a swerve.
19:53Thank you all the entire animal that was käytöses aroundpl Yeap.
19:56I just wanted to give you alright.
19:56That's what I'll do.
19:56Have a great day about moving towards the summer.
20:16News on the hour every hour from LBC.
20:21Independent Radio News at 9, Douglas Cameron.
20:23Police have now sealed off an area in West London where three people are known to be held as hostages
20:29by gunmen attempting to rob the O.K. Laundrette in Dalton Street.
20:34The gunmen were interrupted by a passing police patrol.
20:37A police spokesman said that the gunmen claimed to be members of a political group, but so far have not
20:42clearly identified the aims of the group.
20:45In other news, the pound again raised 2.7...
20:48The O.K. Laundrette? That's one of Africa by those places, isn't it?
20:51Two Bacardi and Coke. Yeah, probably done the job himself.
20:57Hello, sweetheart.
20:59Vodka and slimline, please, Dave.
21:01Coming up.
21:02Quiet, mate.
21:03Great, just been to a wedding reception. Alfie Cavallo's boy.
21:07Joke.
21:07Just been on a wireless.
21:09What, no wedding?
21:09No, no, some firm turned over his lawns right at Dalton Street.
21:13They got hostages and all that.
21:14Don't believe me.
21:15Oh, well, by the way, is Terry coming here? There's a bird over there. He'll be nasty for him.
21:20I do.
21:20You waiting for Terry, sweetheart?
21:22Hey, do you say they've got hostages?
21:25Oh, that's what I said. I'll see you in a minute.
21:28You Terry's mate?
21:29Yeah.
21:30Did you bring one with you?
21:31Well, I could have, but Terry said you'd be a bit older for my mates.
21:3452?
21:35He's young these days, sweetheart.
21:37Me and Paul Newman, same age.
21:38You don't look the same.
21:41Come on, I'll take you and eat that later.
21:43He should have been here about an hour ago.
21:46You all right, love?
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:53I mean, I was just wondering about me washing.
21:58I mean, the programme should be finished now. They should be in a tumble dryer.
22:03Know what I mean?
22:05I mean, I don't like to think of them just lying there, all soggy.
22:15I think that goes for all of us.
22:17Look, no talking.
22:19I've got to think.
22:33Excuse me, sir.
22:34Yes, sir.
22:35I just had a report from the CRO computer at the yard.
22:38Alfred Cavallo is apparently the owner of the Laundrette.
22:41No convictions for 30 years.
22:44McCann.
22:45Tenants McCann.
22:47Bit of previous there, sir.
22:48Oh, yes.
22:49Two years for GBH and a three for attempted robbery.
22:52And he's supposed to be the hostage.
22:54Thank you, Sergeant.
23:02What are you? Where are you going?
23:03Excuse me, sir.
23:04The Serious Crime Squad.
23:06Evening, Super.
23:07What's this for?
23:08Who the devil are you?
23:09Arthur Daly.
23:10You've got my boy, Teddy McCann, in there.
23:12Your boy?
23:13All right, then.
23:13My associate.
23:14And I think I'm entitled...
23:15I am conducting this investigation now.
23:18See that incident van over there?
23:20I want you to go and stand there.
23:21And in a moment, one of my officers will come and interview you about any information you might have.
23:26I don't normally have a lot to do with the police.
23:28I said, over there.
23:45Got any two-piece, sweetheart?
23:46Oh, um...
23:50Tempe?
23:51Oh, yeah, fine.
23:52Okay.
23:53Hey, just leave it to stretch, all right?
23:57Know what we're going to do?
23:58We're going to ask for a helicopter.
24:05Hey, Winston, answer it.
24:12Hello?
24:14Yeah, that's right.
24:15Okay, Laundrette.
24:19It's for you.
24:21I told her never to ring me at the office.
24:24Just see to it.
24:27Hello?
24:30Hello, Arthur.
24:32It's Arthur Daly.
24:34What?
24:37I'm very well, thank you.
24:38How are you?
24:40You heard it on the radio.
24:42Apparently, they've got TV cameras out there.
24:45What?
24:46Well, it's a bit hard to say, really.
24:48Apparently, they want an helicopter.
24:51Where to?
24:52London Airport.
24:54Then a jumper jet to Ethiopia.
24:55I don't want to go there.
24:57That's Africa.
24:58It's in Africa.
25:00Our spiritual leaders, the late Haile Selassie.
25:03That used to be Abyssinia.
25:06Now, look, don't tell me about Haile Selassie.
25:08I know all about Haile Selassie.
25:10He was to do with Mussolini before the war.
25:12What are they in there?
25:13All spades?
25:14Yeah, three of them.
25:16What?
25:16You heard three dopey spades turn you over in the laundrette?
25:19What was your boozed or something?
25:21Hey, they got shooters.
25:23Yeah.
25:23They've got a sort of shotgun, the three dopey spades.
25:26And they're going to shoot somebody's head off unless you come up with a helicopter.
25:29Got that?
25:30Got the message writing?
25:31Look.
25:32Just sit.
25:32Get back down there on the floor.
25:34Right.
25:35Ain't got much of a telephone manner, has it, young Arthur?
25:38Just shut up.
25:39Get down.
25:39All right.
25:40Straight.
25:41I don't want to go to Ethiopia.
25:43Oh, me neither.
25:45Well, that's where we're going.
25:46That's where everybody's going.
25:48How do you know they're going to get helicopter to land out there?
25:52There's hardly room for my roller.
25:57There's hardly room for my roller.
25:58I'm not on me.
25:59Shows the sort of people he's dealing with, doesn't it?
26:00I'm not on me.
26:01Terry always doing this sort of thing.
26:03No, of course not.
26:04I look after Terry.
26:06Don't worry about that.
26:07You'll make a few bob out of this.
26:09You and all, sweetheart.
26:11Hang about.
26:15Anyone interested in the latest developments?
26:19Police?
26:19No, just say I am connected with the whole affair.
26:22Yeah, and?
26:22Well, basically what we have here is a hostage situation.
26:25We know that.
26:26Did you know three men had hijacked the laundry and want to fly it to Ethiopia?
26:32What's it worth to get a picture of a girl who's going to marry one of the hostages?
26:35What do you?
26:36Yeah.
26:37Keep quiet.
26:37It's worth quite a bit.
26:4150.
26:42100.
26:43Just for us, though?
26:44Of course.
26:45Just for you.
26:45Come on.
26:49Who's the hostage?
26:50Terry McCann.
26:51Boxing man, aren't he?
26:51Oh, who is he?
26:52Very good middleweight in his day.
26:53One of the best.
26:54Now he'll get the title shot.
26:55Come on.
26:56Stick out your boobs and look tragic.
26:58You're on the score, are you?
26:58You're on the score, are you?
26:59Yeah.
27:00Yeah, I see.
27:06Good go, a drink.
27:11Cool, you look rough, mate.
27:12How do you feel?
27:14About how I look.
27:17Here, Stretch.
27:18How about letting Alfie go to hospital?
27:23How about it?
27:24Come on.
27:25He's a tough old bird, but he's lost a lot of blood.
27:28What are they going to give me in return?
27:30They said no deals.
27:32Well, it's tough on Alfie, eh?
27:34He could die, Stretch.
27:36If we don't get some fresh air, we could all die.
27:39Uh-huh.
27:41Hey, you never told me he was going to use that gun.
27:43Think he was just for decoration, huh?
27:45I thought it was just to put the frighteners on someone.
27:48You two wanted to be gangsters, eh?
27:50Yeah, but I didn't want to kill nobody.
27:52What's the matter with you?
27:53You going on their side?
27:54I need some painkillers.
27:56I think my jaw's broken.
27:58Hey, maybe we could get him a drink.
28:01And some food.
28:02And some painkillers.
28:04You two kids are really stupid.
28:07Look.
28:07You ask the pig for something, they want something in return.
28:10They ain't going to do us no favours.
28:13At least we could ask.
28:14At least it shows them.
28:15Show them what?
28:16It shows them that we care about the other people.
28:18That we don't really want to harm nobody.
28:20He's right, Stretch.
28:23But you're doing it the hard way, son.
28:26Murder.
28:26You go in for life.
28:28Attempted armed robbery for seven.
28:31Come out in under five.
28:33How come you know so much about it?
28:35I used to keep bad company.
28:37Didn't I, Alf?
28:40Yeah.
28:42It's nothing these days.
28:44You keep bad company too?
28:47I was bad company, son.
28:52It's on my bird 20 years ago.
28:56It's when it was hard.
29:00Look at him now.
29:02All in the open university.
29:07Big Bob Whitney.
29:11You know he's got a bleeding degree.
29:15I never knew that.
29:16Yeah.
29:19Sociology.
29:23Still at the thieving, but now he knows why he's doing it.
29:37It's funny, isn't it?
29:39It's funny, man.
29:42It's two villains.
29:44That's how come you're a hard man, eh, Terry?
29:46Well, let me tell you something.
29:48It ain't so easy for a black man to go straight.
29:50It ain't so easy for a black man to make it the way you did.
29:54Make it.
29:55Make it.
29:55Me?
29:57Well, yeah, I've really made it, ain't I?
29:59Minding for a bloke who's collecting money out of washing machines.
30:03Yeah, I've really cracked it.
30:05Still, you never know.
30:08I might get a job at a post office at Christmas.
30:30I'll see you later.
30:44Hey, where are you going?
30:45We've got to talk to the Chief Super.
30:47He might have brought your helicopter and forgotten to tell us.
30:54Oi, you haven't forgotten all about us, have you?
30:57Don't worry, Mr McCann, we're still here.
31:00Yeah, well, we've got a few problems in here.
31:02Mr Cavallo's none the better.
31:04There's a geezer in here who thinks his jaw's broken and I think we're suffocating.
31:09Why, can you hear me?
31:11Yes, I hear you.
31:12And the solution is quite simple, just open this door.
31:14Yeah, we know all about that.
31:16Throw out the gun, come out with your hands up in the air.
31:20The only problem is, the man holding the gun doesn't want to do that.
31:25Well, why don't you just let me have another word with the man who's holding the gun?
31:31Oh, he wants to know where his helicopter is.
31:34I thought I'd explain that quite clearly.
31:35You people are not going to fly anywhere.
31:37Now, look, we've got medical attention standing by.
31:39Mr Cavallo will be treated the moment he is released.
31:42Yeah, all right.
31:44Well, what about some tea and food then?
31:45I don't think it's all to eat in there.
31:48Yeah, of course we have.
31:49We've got 500 packets of biological washing powder.
31:52Well, perhaps if Mr Cavallo is released, we could arrange to have some tea sent in.
31:57How about it then?
31:58No chance, man.
32:00Well, what about letting the doctor in, if they agree?
32:04Listen.
32:06Listen, the shooting, it was an accident, really.
32:09The gun just went off.
32:11They didn't mean to kill anybody or anything.
32:13There was a sort of scuffle and the gun just went off.
32:17Quite possible, but that's something that has to be decided at the proper time and at the proper place.
32:21Now, look.
32:22Why don't I just have a word with the man who's got the gun?
32:26Sit down.
32:31Okay, mister.
32:32You're talking to the main man now.
32:36Hey, tell me something.
32:38You're married?
32:40Well, as a matter of fact, I am.
32:42Hey, missus.
32:43Come over here.
32:45Yes, come on.
32:54Now, we've got a lady in here.
32:57Say hello to the policeman, Mrs. Mayhew.
33:00Hello, sir.
33:02Good evening, Mrs. Mayhew.
33:05Now, you think I'm fooling around, huh?
33:08Now, you tell him, missus.
33:10You tell him I've got a gun pointing right at your head.
33:16You tell him to do a deal, because you don't want to die.
33:19Now, go on, tell him!
33:21Did you hear that, sir?
33:24I think he means it.
33:26Now, come along.
33:28Just put that gun down.
33:30You know very well we're not talking any deals.
33:34You don't seriously want to hurt that lady.
33:38So, just put the gun down.
33:40We can continue talking.
33:42I've got my finger on the trigger!
33:47Hey, Stretch.
33:49Take it easy, mate.
33:52Look, I know you're fighting a war.
33:55But she's not one of the enemy.
33:58Look, it's just a lady who came in to do her washing.
34:02Take it easy, man.
34:06Look, I know you're hard, man.
34:09If you don't want to shoot a woman, do you?
34:29I know you're hard.
34:40I know you're hard.
35:03Oi, clock me, sweetheart.
35:05Never mind page three, you're on page one.
35:07On the front, the lonely woman who waits in hope.
35:09Not very nice of me, is it?
35:11Well, you're distraught, aren't you?
35:13Terry's going to be well distraught too when he reads a bit about you two getting married.
35:16Yeah, I've only ever spoke to him twice.
35:21All the women and kids are asleep, eh, Terry?
35:26Don't you trust the other two with a gun?
35:29Not if you're awake.
35:31Man, it was going to be so easy, eh?
35:35What the hell you had to mess it up for?
35:37It wasn't your money.
35:39No, it wasn't yours either.
35:40So what?
35:41He rips it off from the people, I rip it off from him.
35:47Listen, they put 50p in a machine and they sit there and watch their pillowcases go round and round.
35:53They've got a choice.
35:54You come storming in with a shotgun, nobody's got a choice at all.
35:58They really got to you, eh?
36:00Well, you know what they really did?
36:02They just kidded you into going straight.
36:05Wrong.
36:06They bored me into it.
36:09Got fed up with people saying three years, wormwood scrubs.
36:13Someone loses a dog, I'm in the local nick for two days.
36:17So now, I'll just throw a few drunks out of clubs, ask people to repay their gambling debts, rent a
36:26muscle.
36:28Easy hours.
36:30But not a lot of what you might call job satisfaction.
36:33Listen, you let them beat your man.
36:37And what are you going to be?
36:39Al Capone?
36:40Yeah.
36:42Bigger.
36:43Bigger!
36:46You've got more chance than winning a pool, son.
36:54It's got to be for me, hasn't it?
37:00Hello?
37:02Yeah, I thought it might be you.
37:06Oh, terrific.
37:08It's like an Egyptian brothel down here.
37:11No, Arthur, I know I've never been to Egypt.
37:13What I mean is, it's a bit close.
37:16Like we're suffocating.
37:18They haven't even sent any tea in.
37:20They always send tea in, don't they?
37:24What paper?
37:25Now, this reporter, his paper's prepared to pay a very handsome sum if he can do an interview over the
37:30phone.
37:31Oh, Arthur?
37:32I know all that, but look, just listen to me for a minute.
37:34We're talking about real dough.
37:37Be enough to pay for their defence.
37:38A nice bit in it for you.
37:40Oh, Terry, listen to what I'm telling you.
37:43Oh, be fair.
37:44I put a lot of time in on this.
37:47Now, don't be so selfish, Terry.
37:49I know your lives are in danger, but that's the whole point of the interview, ain't it?
37:52It's a big story, see?
37:53Lizzie's got her photo on the front page this morning.
37:56Liz who?
37:57The bird you had a meet with last night.
37:59What was she going to do with her?
38:02She was upset, think how I felt.
38:04Look, we ain't interested in your girlfriends, all right?
38:06Now, what, these papers?
38:07What's he talking about?
38:09Well, you talk to him.
38:11You're the one who's running things.
38:15Okay, mister.
38:16You got a deal to make with me, all right?
38:18Look, I'm trying to explain to Terry that as long as you don't talk to nobody else,
38:26this paper will pay you a...
38:29Hello?
38:30Hello, can you hear me?
38:33Hello?
38:36Cut us off.
38:37Sit down.
38:41Do you think I wasn't going to be bigger?
38:44Oh, that was the newspapers.
38:46Good morning.
38:47This is Chief Superdemic Gibson again.
38:49How are we this morning, friends?
38:51How is Mr Cabello?
38:52He's okay.
38:54He's in a bad way, Stretch, and you know it.
38:56What about our helicopter?
38:58Now, look, my friend, I've explained to you already,
39:00you people are not travelling anywhere.
39:02However, we are prepared to let you have some tea.
39:04Well, stuff your tea, man.
39:06Stretch, a cup of tea?
39:07Yeah.
39:07Look, the meeting's over.
39:09We have nothing more to say to you.
39:11Very well, sir.
39:12We've got all the time in the world.
39:14Look, Stretch, I don't see why I can't have a cup of tea.
39:16You're really stupid, Winston.
39:18They put a drug in.
39:19Then what happens?
39:20Or I open the door.
39:21And you know what they do, like they did to the German aeroplane?
39:24They're throwing the grenades.
39:25Stunz everybody.
39:26Truth is, Stretch don't care.
39:29What are you talking about?
39:32You don't care what happens to anybody.
39:34And them out there, they don't care either, do they?
39:37Because whatever happens in here, they're all right.
39:40And all because you want to make a name for yourself.
39:43Big time gangster, that.
39:46Big time gangster.
39:47Listen, son, you couldn't even break into a gas meter.
39:50Shut up!
39:51Look, he's working for the pigs.
39:54Well, that crap's just for you two.
39:56He's trying to make you go against me.
39:57But he's right, isn't he?
39:59We've got no chance now.
40:00You're as always a coward, Cosmo.
40:02Yeah, but it's like Terry said, Stretch,
40:04the Lord don't care, they can wait forever.
40:06Well, I'm going to not prison going to have a senior either.
40:17Hey, Winston, get the gun.
40:19Get the gun!
40:20Get your dabs on that gun, son, and you're in alive.
40:28Hold on.
40:38I'm all right, Barney, in there, son.
40:40Oh!
40:42Oh!
40:45Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:50Oh!
40:52Oh!
40:52Oh!
40:53Oh!
40:54Oh!
40:54Oh!
40:55Oh!
41:01Oh!
41:03Oh!
41:12Winston, knock on that door.
41:24Give me the gun, Terry.
41:26If he so much as blinks, I'll blow the bastard in half.
41:30That's all we need, isn't it?
41:32Yes, what is it?
41:35We want to come out.
41:36Just a minute.
41:38There will be a count of ten.
41:40After which you may open the door and throw out all weapons.
41:44There will be a further count of ten.
41:46Then the hostages will emerge one by one.
41:50Everyone leaving the room will have their hands above their heads.
41:54You will obey to the letter all instructions as you leave the room.
41:58Remember, there are trained marksmen watching your every move.
42:01Do you understand?
42:03Right.
42:04You get a stretch on it, sweet.
42:07Can you count to ten?
42:08Yeah.
42:09Start counting.
42:12Ten.
42:16Ten.
42:17I'm opening the door.
42:28Alfie?
42:29Mrs Mayhew?
42:30You're all right, love.
42:34Listen, love.
42:35Don't stop and collect your washing on the way, are they?
42:39Sorry, mate.
42:47Cosmo!
42:54That jaw will be all right.
42:56I'll just give you custard and ice cream for a couple of days.
42:59Go on.
43:00Keep your hands well up.
43:07Right, come on.
43:08Have to come.
43:09Get your hands up.
43:10Right up.
43:11Come on.
43:12Walk towards the railing.
43:15Come on, speed it up.
43:17Come on.
43:17We've all been up all right.
43:18Come on.
43:20Across the pavement.
43:21Come on.
43:22Hurry up.
43:23Step off the curb.
43:25Walk to the middle of the road.
43:27Go to the middle of the road.
43:33Right up in the middle.
43:34Now lie down.
43:35Lie down.
43:36Face first.
43:38That's it.
43:39Take some palm.
43:41Stretch your arms down.
43:43Okay, Jack.
43:43Come on, you.
43:45Keep your hands up.
43:46Off the curb.
43:49Lie down.
43:49Side in.
43:50Face first.
43:54That's it.
43:54Come on, champ.
43:55On your toes.
44:04I'll tell you what, zombie.
44:07Just as well you can't do a runner.
44:10There's lots of blokes out there who wouldn't mind some target pros.
44:13Don't get in, please.
44:14Sergeant.
44:15Get by the press.
44:16Okay!
44:28Go.
44:30Go.
44:31Go.
44:32Go.
44:33Go.
44:35Go.
44:36Go.
44:37Go.
44:37Go.
44:37Go.
44:39Go.
44:40Go.
44:41Go.
44:41Mr. Payford, hurry up, will you?
44:48And you!
44:49Yes, you too, McCann.
44:52Get down!
44:54Right.
44:57Search him, Jack.
45:00What are they doing?
45:03He's the one that got us out!
45:21Good morning.
45:24Well, that's a turn-up, isn't it?
45:32Sorry?
45:33You're going to be a prosecution witness.
45:36Yippee. Who told you?
45:38Mrs. What's-her-name?
45:40And Alfie Cavallo.
45:42Quite the hero, they reckon.
45:43So, we're going to need a nice, long statement.
45:46Some other time.
45:49You'll probably end up with a judge's commendation.
45:53I wouldn't know what to do with it.
45:55Oh, look, Terry, do yourself a few favours, eh?
45:57I mean, you could do with a bit of credit rating round here.
46:01Yeah, yeah.
46:02But right now, all I want is a wash and a shave
46:05and a nice big breakfast.
46:10And then, I'm going to do what you do every day.
46:14And what's that?
46:16Sleep.
46:30Hello.
46:31Oh, my darling!
46:32Take one, mister!
46:35Oh, don't worry about. What's going on?
46:36That's it, love.
46:38Oh, my darling!
46:38Right, now, closer.
46:39Yeah.
46:40And again.
46:41Turn this way a bit.
46:43It's what it's broken.
46:43Arthur!
46:44What's all this about?
46:46It's the joyful reunion, isn't it?
46:48Ha, ha, ha, ha!
46:51Lovely.
46:53And again.
46:59You know the mistake you made, Terry, don't you?
47:02No, tell me.
47:02What was the mistake I made?
47:03Should have stayed in the laundrette another couple of days.
47:06Got more press coverage.
47:08Arthur, we were dying in there.
47:11If I'd stayed any longer, you would have got me married, divorced and done for alimony.
47:15Poor old Arthur's on his last legs.
47:17What are you talking about?
47:18Flesh wounds.
47:19He was well pleased with you, though.
47:21I should be able to get a bit more dough out of him for us.
47:24Us?
47:26Us?
47:27Now, why would you be entitled to more dough?
47:29The aggravation I had.
47:31The worry.
47:32I was up all night.
47:35Oh, yeah.
47:36Of course you were, Arthur.
47:37I'm sorry I forgot about that.
47:39Besides.
47:41You've got all the publicity.
48:08If you want to, I'll change the situation.
48:16Right people, right time, just the wrong location.
48:24I've got a good idea.
48:28Just you keep me near.
48:31I'll be so good for you.
48:32I could be so good for you.
48:35I'm gonna help you.
48:36Love you like you wanted to.
48:39Love you like you wanted to.
48:40There ain't nothing going through.
48:43I'll be so good for you.
48:45I could be so good for you.
48:47I'll do it like you wanted to.
48:49Love you like you wanted to.
48:51Love you like you wanted to.
48:51There ain't nothing going through.
48:55I'll be so good for you
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