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Jeeves and Wooster S03E04 Right Ho, Jeeves
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00:00To be continued
00:32Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:07Madly.
01:09Oh, Augustus, I've such bad news.
01:12It's poor darling Hilda.
01:14Hilda?
01:15She's broken up with Watcher.
01:18Watcher?
01:20I must be with her in her hour of need.
01:23I can't go and be your godmother all by myself.
01:26Supposedly, nothing to prove of me.
01:27She'll love your godmother just as I do.
01:31But I'll be all alone.
01:32Oh, my brave.
01:34My wonderful boy.
01:35In your deck now.
01:39Wait a minute.
01:56Oh, my goodness.
01:59The address.
02:01Oh, my goodness.
02:38ele-looking,
02:39No.
02:39Oh, my goodness.
02:39Hello, my goodness.
02:39Well, my goodness.
02:40You will.
02:40the rules of golf says one can't have an adjustable iron you see i just press this button here click
02:44it's a niblick click click it's a mashy niblick click click click it's a mid-mashy click click
02:48click yes thank you sir most ingenious all the way up to click rule number 14 3 sir states that
02:58no player shall use any artificial device or unusual equipment the rules committee of the
03:04royal and ancient the rules committee of the royal and ancient are yesterday's men jeez they simply
03:09have to face up to the modern world if you say so sir mr worcester's residence good afternoon mrs gregson
03:24and no i regret to say that mr worcester is not at home mrs gregson certainly mrs gregson
03:33yes mrs gregson that mrs gregson sir she desires us both to visit her immediately
03:40and i say yes bertie oh but dash it on agatha please can't you confine that sort of language to
03:48the
03:48tap room where it belongs not actually i don't even know this gertrude winkworth her mother dame daphne
03:54is one of my oldest and dearest friends there is good blood there bertie an injection of it might
04:00fortify the jujune concoction which seems to run through the veins of the worcesters these days
04:05you're sure not suggesting that i just turn up on the doorstep of this deverall hall place and ask
04:09to marry their gertie her mother confided to me that gertrude was being pursued by some quite unsuitable
04:15sort of actor of all things i said to her she's just the girl for bertie that's another thing if
04:23this gertrude winkworth and i should by some remote chance hit it off and be known by all and sundry
04:27as
04:27bertie and gertie like some dashed musical act don't be such a poltroon bertie get him down to
04:34deverell hall jeeves very good mrs gregson
04:48bertie bertie bertie bertie bertie i've forgotten the address
04:51cussie whose address i can't remember dame something something
04:58can't you telephone madeline to find out where her dreaded godmother lives i don't know where
05:02madeline is i do the larch is wimbledon common but i don't know the telephone number well that's
05:08all right we can lock it up what's the name of this friend of hers hilda or something oh pardon
05:14me
05:14sir yes jeeves if it is to miss bassett's godmother that mr fink nottle must present himself for
05:19approval then i think you'll find that it is dame daphne winkworth that's it that's it oh the dickens
05:26did you know that jeeves i heard miss bassett's father sir watkin mentioned that miss madeline's
05:31two godmothers are dame daphne and mrs gregson's uh he referred to them in a moment of grim jocularity
05:37as scylla and charybdis and this is the same dame daphne wickworth or deverell hall that we're
05:43under orders to see indeed sir oh there you are then gussy we can put you up for the night
05:47and you can
05:47travel down with us tomorrow oh no madeline would expect me to be there tonight oh we're such a
05:54independence gussy anyway how will she know that you're not we could uh slide over to the drones for a
05:59slifter all right why shouldn't i i will
06:08why should i do exactly what madeline tells me all the time spoken like a true fake nottle gussy
06:13i don't go around telling her what to do true true uh usual for me please george what about you
06:18gussy
06:18orange juice please come gussy you're out on the long leash you'll drink champagne and white
06:24you're out on the long leash you know gussy you know gussy finnottle uh claude potter perbright so
06:32what are you up to cats meat now i start rehearsing a new musical next week oh nice part the
06:37usual
06:38bound on act one clutching a tennis racket and shout hello girls act two fall in love with the
06:43parlor maid act three find out she's really lady penelope incognito and live happily ever after i think i've
06:49seen that one oh what about you have you seen oh lord yes yes gussy and i are going down
06:54to
06:54deborah hall tomorrow how do you know them the winkworths know them you're trying to be funny i'm
06:58engaged to gertrude gertrude but as in winkworth of course oh what do you mean oh she's wonderful bertie
07:09yes well that's good isn't it no it's not good when we got engaged and broke the news to her
07:14mother
07:15she let out a yell you could have heard in st neart's st neart's being about 20 miles as the
07:20crow
07:20flies oh goodish distance then well i haven't seen gertrude since i'm trying to pluck up the courage to
07:27go back down there again and persuade her to elope with me what's her mother like dame daphne
07:34light heavyweight touch of what is beary about the jawline oh dear guss is engaged to her
07:39goddaughter i'm going to deverell hall to get her blessing oh well i wish you luck with the aunts
07:46aunts dame daphne's got about 43 sisters living with her and they let out yells too oh dear
07:54well tell you what guss here why don't you take cats me down to dinner he doesn't eat all that
07:57much
07:57and uh he can inwisen you and ray these aunts and so forth over the potage
08:07ah geez a slight complication has arisen about the dratted winkworth pill aunt agatha is hell-bent
08:13on pairing me off with indeed sir yes the actor that dame daphne is so keen to head off to
08:17the past
08:17is catsmeade potter perbright catsmeade is absolutely barbier about her apparently the girl that is that would
08:22seem to put you into a somewhat ambiguous situation in regard to your friendship with mr potter perbright
08:27sir ambiguous is right chiefs well there's nothing for it i suppose i shall just have to throttle right
08:31back on the old charm don't want to turn the poor girl's head and leave catsmeade standing at the post
08:36it would seem to be a danger sir will that be all sir yes chiefs that'll be all yes thank
08:42you sir
08:46i hunt with the east sussex of course but roger said he felt a certain obligation to support the
08:52blasted mid-hands the consequence was i never saw the little blight at all during the winter my poor
08:59hilda any old how i issued an ultimatum i'm afraid look here roger i said either it's the mid-hands
09:06or it's
09:07me take your choice oh hilda you're so courageous yes well i haven't seen hide nor hair of him since
09:14and that was six weeks ago oh it isn't fair is it i'm so lucky to have a man like
09:21augustus
09:23strong reliable whatever happened to that other blighter he used to be keen on that bertie worcester
09:28oh poor bertie he's still wildly in love with me of course but i had to tell him that there
09:35could
09:35never be anything between us my heart belongs to augustus you see of course if augustus and i were ever
09:43to break up
09:52sing it come on in come on in i'm pretty handy with my fist you know oh yeah come on
09:57gussie
09:58no let me get at him no no we'll go to the blue haddock they'll let you sing there let
10:03me get at him
10:05by now it was five in the morning and we were in trafalgar square
10:09gussie got the idea there might be newts in the fountain and started wading about you can't get
10:14wading about in trafalgar square fountain with all your clothes on oh gussie did well he wasn't pinched
10:18he was a cop came along and gaffed him he was given 14 days without the option of bosher street
10:24police court this morning do you know what jeeves no sir gussie pink nautil's in stir
10:32gussie pink nautil's in stir
10:35you see the ghastly position jeeves what is going to happen when gussie doesn't turn up at deverell
10:39hall madeline will make inquiries you know what women are like for digging out the truth
10:43nothing but an idealistic young girl off a fellow more than the news that he's doing 14 days in
10:47chokey a very acute observations and there can be but one result gussie will get the bums rush and
10:53the bowed figure you will see shambling down the aisle at madeline bassett's side while the organ
10:57plays the voice that breathed over eden will be bertram wilberforce worcester i don't see why
11:02madeline bassett labels under the delusion that i'm madly in love with her well when a girl thinks
11:06you're in love with her and comes to you and says that she's returning her betrothed to store and is
11:10prepared to sign up with you instead what can you do except marry her well it has to be civil
11:16there is one possible solution sir you see there is one possible solution sir just like that
11:24for your information cat sweet jeeves takes a size 14 hat eats tons of fish and moves in mysterious
11:29ways his wonders to perform speak jeeves well sir to obviate the inquiries which would inevitably be
11:35set on foot should mr fink nottle not present himself at deverell hall this evening it would
11:40appear to me to be essential that a substitute purporting to be mr fink nottle should take his place
11:45we're not suggesting that i check in at this plague pit as gussie unless you can persuade one of your
11:50friends to do so sir you can't go around london asking people to pretend to be gussie thing not
11:56all at least you can i suppose what a hell of a life besides there isn't even cat's meat uh
12:02not on
12:03old chap they all know me at deverell well i can't do it apart from anything else i can't even
12:07do a
12:07possible imitation of gussie you'll pardon me for pointing this out sir but the virtue of the plan is
12:12that there is no need for you to approximate the look or manner of mr fink nottle nobody at deverell
12:17hall
12:17has ever seen him yes but dash at all jesus they must at least have heard about him i mean
12:23let's
12:23face it if gussie's brain were constructed of silk he'd be hard put to it to find sufficient material
12:27to make a canary a pair of cami knickers five minutes conversation with me and the old folks
12:32would penetrate the deception like a dose of salts i'm sure that your cool head and undoubted thespian
12:38powers will see you through the day sir jeez jeez what are we letting ourselves in for
12:44i regret to say that i shall not be able to accompany you on this venture sir not be it
12:48why on earth not jeeps i'm sorry sir the ganymede club would not look kindly on a gentleman's
12:54gentleman sailing as it were under false colors
13:17mr fink not all sir no no yeah that's the saying yes yes fink not all yes
13:29well i'd better be nipping up to dress one i don't want to be late for dinner dinner has
13:33already commenced sir we dine at 7 30 punctually at deverell ah so uh straight in and join the fray
13:38you think such were dame daphne's instructions sir all right lead on then
13:46mr fink not all has arrived dame daphne oh good
13:51oh thank you
13:53fink not all sorry fink not all mr fink not all you're very late you'll have to forego the soup
13:59and the fish oh consider them forward yes well this is jolly
14:08allow me to introduce my sisters miss emmeline deverell
14:13miss myrtle deverell miss harriet deverell and miss charlotte deverell
14:20all the little deverells eh well i'm gussie fink not all noted newt fancier what did he say he said
14:28he's a newt fancier is that why he's so late and this is my daughter gertrude winkworth
14:42the nephew of a friend of mine is also meant to be here i wonder if you know him a
14:46mr worcester
14:47bertie worcester oh yes well i don't actually have the pleasure but i've heard of him well that's how i
14:53know his name yes apparently he's completely irresponsible agatha says she often wonders
14:58if the kindest thing wouldn't be to put in some kind of home but if that isn't just
15:05yes um now i wonder has everyone heard the one about the uh the fan dance from the performing flea
15:11uh no actually uh here's a bit of one uh uh yes there are these three deaf chaps on a
15:17train and it
15:18stops at wembley what's he doing mr fink nottle is telling an anecdote anyway uh there it is at
15:24wembley and one of the chaps says is this wembley and the other one says no it's thirsty what did
15:29he
15:29say he said no it's thursday no it's not it's friday i know because i changed my library book it's
15:37a joke
15:37charlotte thank you and so then the third one says so am i let's go out and have a drink
15:43it's a joke about
15:45drink charlotte no no it's not about drink it's about um oh why did the first man bring up the
15:51days of the week no the first man is the one who says is this wimble no no that was
15:57the second man
15:58let mr fink nottle finish his joke before we judge it
16:05well that was it actually is it about tennis perhaps i don't care for jokes about tennis no it's
16:12subjects about tennis no i don't
16:38Good evening, Sam.
16:40What the earth are you doing here?
16:41I am performing my customary office, Mr. Finknottle, in attending Mr. Worcester.
16:47But...
16:48Gussie?
16:50You're meant to be in court.
16:51Allow me to help you with that, Mr. Worcester.
16:54What?
16:55Oh.
16:55Yes.
16:56Worcester?
16:57You must be Mr. Worcester.
16:59Yes.
17:01I beg your pardon?
17:03No, no, no.
17:03No, not me.
17:04No, I'm Finknottle.
17:06You know, the new man.
17:07Ha ha ha!
17:08Ha ha ha ha!
17:10Ha ha ha!
17:13Ha ha ha!
17:32good morning sir never mind good morning what on earth is going on how did gutty get out of stir
17:36the magistrate decided on second thoughts to substitute a fine for the prison sentence sir
17:41i was unable to inform you since it happened while you were already on your way here so gussie is
17:47freed from duran's vial and you scoop him up and bring him to deverell hall yes sir why it seemed
17:53the best possible course of action sir in the event of either of you failing to arrive inquiries would
17:59have been instituted by either mrs gregson or miss bassett with disastrous results to point out just
18:06one aspect of the matter sir miss bassett is expecting daily letters from mr finknotle
18:10describing in some detail his life here i hadn't thought of that so i'm gussie and gussie's me
18:16yes sir well ceaseless vigilance will be required if we're not to gum up the game with that crew
18:21downstairs we shall be walking on eggshells a very trenchant metaphor sir
18:32well hello gutty or rather bertie well this is a pretty state of things well better than being in
18:39cake though eh when you're in prison at least you don't have people calling you mr worcester
18:42how do you suppose i feel knowing that everybody thinks you're me well as soon as you prefer it
18:46are you mad how do you think i feel do you realize that the little world of kings deverell is
18:52probably
18:52going to go to its grave believing that bertram worcester is an oversized gargoyle who looks like
18:56less than a pestering than american comic strip in case you are under any illusions let me inform you
19:01that those aren't for pulling their skirts aside as i passed when i said i was bertie worcester and as
19:06if
19:06that wasn't bad enough you seem to have made my name mud too something about trains and wimbledon and
19:12unseemly anecdotally what's going to happen if they tell madeline i go about telling unseemly
19:17anecdotes i advise stunt denial and in the case it wasn't mr worcester mr fink nottle ah what oh dame
19:24daphne gertrude is on the terrace mr worcester well
19:33i thought perhaps you might want to talk to her what about excuse us just a moment will you
19:40say i'm meant to be down here wooing gertrude winkworth wooing wooing courting pressing one
19:47suit dallying with i'm not going to do that but you have to do it gussie because you're meant to
19:51be me you do your own dirty work suppose madeline found that let me find out she's miles away in
19:57wimbledon i guess bertie thinks that after all you might actually just uh toss her out onto the terrace
20:01and have a quick word with gertrude don't you bertie no i'm sure she'd be very pleased to see you
20:05well yes almost as pleased as i shall be to see dear old madeline again yes i've got so much
20:09to tell
20:10her well you could oh very well
20:17oh what a charming fellow that bertie worcester is you could charm the skin off a rice pudding
20:23he seems very confused confused bertie worcester never no one of the keenest minds of his generation
20:35hello hello mr worcester i'm bertie worcester lovely morning isn't it mr worcester what is the morning
20:45the weather oh do you like newt newt i've got gussie think not we've got lots of news i really
20:57envy him
20:58it must be really fulfilling to have that many news morning mr paddy morning madam there you are then
21:16no letter from augustus hilda i do wish she'd write
21:22i say bertie what a charming girl what who a gertrude gertrude winkworth is she she wants me to sing
21:31tomorrow night sing she'd heard from your aunt agatha what an expert you are in all this modern dance
21:37music unless she thought i was you she said i could entertain everyone after dinner tomorrow
21:42night well can you sing gussie probably what do you mean probably well i haven't tried yet have i
21:48i thought you could teach me a couple of those songs
21:55do you play the piano yes i'm better at the oboe really yeah i think the piano is the more
22:01usual sort
22:01of thing uh ah now this is a good one yes uh so shall i just uh play it through
22:05for you we'll give
22:06you the general idea then you have a go all right all right one two three four
22:14some people make a fuss when nothing goes wrong some start to swear and cuss others sing a song
22:22i don't do either that's all my poo when a thing goes wrong with me this is what i do
22:30i lift up my finger and i
22:32say tweet tweet shush now now come come i don't need to linger when i say tweet tweet shush shush
22:43stop are you mad do you think i'm gonna stand up in front of people and think tweet tweet ha
22:49ha he
22:50no the second one's shush shush what did they all mean well it's the absolute denier creed you see
22:57as crease goes it's about as denier as you can get it's absolute gibberish well if you want
23:02intellectual content uh now this is the one right here we go
23:12how do you feel when you marry your idea ever see goosey goosey goosey
23:21how do you feel when the bells begin to feel ever so goosey goosey goosey walking up the aisle
23:33in a kind of daze do you get the wind up when the organ plays how do you feel when
23:42the parcel's done the deal
23:44ever so goosey goosey goosey goosey
23:49oh i like that that's very good let me have a go
23:53gertrude will love this oh she'd have to have a heart of stone what do you mean gertrude will love
23:58this well she's the one who wanted me to play madeline never wanted me to play
24:04madeline doesn't think you're me don't you sometimes feel that madeline's a bit well soppy bertie
24:11madeline soppy all that business about baby bunny rabbits and the stars being god's daisy chain no no no no
24:18no no gussie no madeline's beliefs are a bit out of the ordinary perhaps but but sound
24:21gussie extremely sound no i think it would be a grave mistake for you to think of her a soppy
24:25well let's get on with it shall we ah geez sorry to disturb you in your lair not at all
24:32sir
24:33well i don't like the way things are going jeez must have been not all appears to be besotted by
24:37this gertrude female i fear that this might be the case sir i suppose it's only to be expected
24:42the sudden impact of a girl like gertrude plum spang in the middle of spring on a fat head like
24:47gussie weakened through constantly swilling orange juice must be terrific but what are we going to do
24:52jeez i've taken the liberty sir of arranging a three ball this afternoon between miss winkworth mr
24:58fink nottle and yourself golf cheese at a time like this with gussie he's a terrible golfer
25:04well i am to know that gertrude takes her golf very seriously she plays off six such is my understanding
25:09sir well she'll see his abysmal putting and his frankly laughable game off the team she'll
25:13she'll cast him aside like a split batfish
25:19jeeves how could i ever doubt you i could not say sir
25:42claude well just where have you been mr potter perv right me well after that row with your
25:49mother that was three weeks ago you haven't telephoned me you haven't written anyway i'm here
25:54now and i've decided i want you to elope with me oh do you just oh good of you to
26:01let me know
26:02well you can just jolly well go back to london and
26:07cat's meat
26:11i'm in disguise pathetic isn't it what do you mean that face fungus oh you fool of parrot i'm your
26:17man what do you mean you're my man you're valet it's the ideal way for me to come down here
26:22and see
26:22gertrude incognito my name's going to be meadows are you mad but mr fengdottle oh my god um what oh
26:33recognize you well i hope so yes i was at dinner last night no you no no i'm his man
26:40man a lackey
26:43sir valent your face seems very familiar yes but it's that sort of face you know you see them all
26:50over the shop anyhow you may go about your business i want to speak to your master
26:57what's this i hear mr finknottle i beg your pardon i've had a telegram from madeline oh yes madeline
27:05says she has not received a single letter from you since you arrived at the hall and she is deeply
27:10distressed at your abominable neglect and i'm not surprised oh right yes well and tell you what i'll
27:18dash off a line as soon as we get back from the gulf how about that please do mr finknottle
27:40what's all this about you not writing to madeline madeline madeline you will actually
27:43started sending telegrams about it for all our sakes gussie write to her i am not at all pleased
27:48with madeline it was she who made me come to this ghastly place i only consented on the understanding
27:54that she'd come too then at the last moment she coolly backed out on the flimsy plea that some
27:59school friend of hers needs her she must be made to realize he can't do that sort of thing so
28:04i'm not
28:04going to write to her to sort of assist them gussie for the last time will you or will you
28:10not
28:11immediately compose an eight-page letter of breathing love in every syllable and post it to madeline
28:15not come on bertie righto
28:29have trouble with the lady
28:43i
28:43i
28:43i
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28:57i
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29:13Excellent shot, oh, well struck, sir.
29:17What club are you going to use here, Guffy?
29:19Same one.
29:20I simply press this button here.
29:22Click, it's a niblick.
29:24Click, click, it's a mashy niblick.
29:25Click, click, click, it's a mid-mashy.
29:26No further club required.
29:28Say goodbye to heavy golf bag misery.
29:56Not having much luck with that new club of yours, Bertie?
29:59No, well, it takes a bit of getting used to.
30:01You can't expect us to pick up a club like this.
30:03Here, let me have a go.
30:04You can use my clubs for the rest of the round if you like.
30:20Fine stroke, sir.
30:34Fine stroke, sir.
30:38I'll see.
30:39Bertie, you are wonderful.
30:44What are you doing here, Catherine?
30:46Waiting for you.
30:47What does that blasted finknottle think he's up to?
30:50Guffy finknottle is a criminal lunatic.
30:52But he seems to be infatuated with Gertrude.
30:55Sorry to use such long words, Bertie.
30:57I mean, I come all the way down here to try to persuade Gertrude to elope with me,
31:01and I can't get near her for that blasted Fink-Nottle.
31:04Worse than that, he says he isn't going to write to Madeline.
31:06You know how much importance girls of the Basset type attach to the daily letter?
31:09And he won't write.
31:10Not a line.
31:11I've pleaded with him passionately, I may say.
31:13And he simply put his ears back and refused to cooperate.
31:15If Madeline doesn't receive a letter from Gussie's swearing undying field to you,
31:19she's liable to come down here and beat one out of him.
31:21Jeez, I'm sunk.
31:23Well, sir, if Mr. Fink-Nottle will not write to Miss Basset,
31:26perhaps you might write to her yourself.
31:28Well, she doesn't want to hear from you, Jeeves.
31:30She wants to hear from Gussie.
31:31If it were indicated to Miss Basset that Mr. Fink-Nottle had sprained his wrist
31:35and had to dictate a letter to you, sir.
31:38I say, what a wheeze.
31:40You were right about him, Bertie.
31:42Thank you, sir.
31:43If you were to say that Mr. Fink-Nottle had given his wrist a nasty wrench
31:47while stopping a runaway horse and saving a little child from a hideous death,
31:52it might turn Mr. Fink-Nottle's taciturnity to your advantage, sir.
31:56A golden-haired child is usually best in such circumstances.
32:02What a man, Bertie.
32:04What a brain.
32:06And all this is due to fish, you say.
32:08Never mind about Jesus' Died Catsmeet.
32:09Writing paper in Stanta.
32:11If Madeline's withers will be rung,
32:13it will catch you at 5 o'clock post.
32:15Oh.
32:18Dear, dearest, my, my dearest, my dearest.
32:35And now for a real treat.
32:38In fact, Mr. Worcester has kindly consented to entertain us all with some songs at the piano.
33:10More than friends were causing,
33:12the wedding day drew near.
33:14Said Fred to Maud one evening.
33:17I wish you'd tell me, dear.
33:19How do you feel when you marry your ideal?
33:24Ever so goosey, goosey, goosey, goosey.
33:28How do you feel when the bells begin to peel?
33:33Ever so goosey, goosey, goosey, goosey.
33:40Well, if this doesn't bring Gertrude to her senses, nothing will.
33:42Good night, Catsmeet.
33:51I say, Jeeves, this is dashed decent of you.
33:53Doing your normal stint as well as pandering to Gussie's every whim.
33:56Oh, Mr. Finknottle's whims are few and far between, sir.
33:59Well, are we surprised, Jeeves?
34:01Shut away in Lincolnshire, surrounded by newts,
34:03and with nothing to fortify the spirit with orange juice,
34:05and nothing to look at with the Boston stump,
34:07surely even the strongest whim would wither on the vine.
34:09A lesson to us all, sir.
34:11Was the musical entertainment a success, sir?
34:13From our point of view, Jeeves, a blinder.
34:16Gussie will shortly be banished to his room,
34:17a broken and rejected man.
34:22Do you get the wind up where the orcum play?
34:27How do you feel when the path's on the deal?
34:31Ever so goosey, goosey, goosey, goosey.
34:41Isn't he marvellous?
34:43He's just like Jack Buchanan.
34:46He is like Jack Buchanan.
34:49Yes.
34:52Ooh, I love Jack Buchanan.
34:56Gertrude says he's like Jack Buchanan, Charlotte.
35:00Ooh, you see.
35:22Ah, telegram for Mr. Fink-Dottle.
35:25Thank you, Tom.
35:29Telegram for Mr. Fink-Dottle, Meadows.
35:45Singing was bad enough before.
35:47The added magic ingredient of stage fright.
35:51It's an absolute calamity, Bertie.
35:53I know.
35:54I heard it.
35:55No, you don't understand.
35:56They loved it.
35:58What?
35:59Well, you've heard about people being lionised?
36:01I often wondered what it looked like, and now I know.
36:04Gussie, but he was making most frightful row.
36:06Well, the whole grizzly crew seemed to think it was wonderful.
36:09And Gertrude's all over him, too.
36:12Well, that's it.
36:13We're finished.
36:14She loves his golf.
36:15She loves his singing.
36:16He's got a telegram, too.
36:17We'll be sending telegrams to Gussie.
36:21Well, go on.
36:22Go on what?
36:23Open it.
36:24I can't, Cat's Meats.
36:25It's addressed to Gussie.
36:26Well, it's probably for you.
36:29Go on.
36:30No, Cat's Meats.
36:31The code of the Worcesters restrains me.
36:34Well, it wouldn't restrain me.
36:36No, well, the code of the Worcesters is more rigid than the code of the Cat's Meats.
36:39A Worcester cannot open a telegram addressed to another.
36:41Pardon me for intervening, sir, but perhaps it would alleviate the ethical pressure you
36:46find yourself under if I were to open the communication and read it out loud.
36:52Sterling notion, Jeeves.
36:58It's from Miss Bassett, sir.
37:01Letter received.
37:02Cannot understand why not had reassuring telegram.
37:06Sure you concealing accident terribly serious.
37:09Fever anxiety.
37:11Fear worst.
37:12Unless hear from you soon, we'll arrive by earliest train.
37:17Love kisses Madeline.
37:19Well, that's...
37:24Ah, now, Gussie, I've got to talk to you.
37:26I'm sorry, Bertie, I haven't got time.
37:28There's a lovely full moon.
37:30Gertrude and I are going out for a walk.
37:31I'm just going to get a muffler.
37:33Oh, by the way, you remember pestering me yesterday to write to Madeline?
37:36Well, I've done it.
37:37I wrote to her this afternoon.
37:38Ah!
37:40Why are you looking like a dying duck?
37:41Because I wrote to her for you yesterday.
37:43What do you mean, for me?
37:44Well, I thought I said you couldn't.
37:46You were indisposed.
37:47Something about a horse.
37:48I forget the details.
37:49A horse?
37:50You do know the most extraordinary things, Bertie.
37:53Anyway, it really doesn't matter.
37:55Because what I said in my letter was, everything was off.
37:59Off?
37:59I've broken the engagement.
38:01I've been feeling for some days now that Madeline,
38:04although a nice enough girl, just won't do.
38:07My heart belongs to Gertrude.
38:10Bye, Bertie.
38:23Housebreaking during the hours of daylight is a most serious offence, sir.
38:27I have got to intercept that letter before Madeline Bassett reads it.
38:30You don't have to be involved, Eves.
38:31You just stop the car and keep the engine running.
38:33Very good, sailor.
38:34That's lovely, Sam.
38:35See you then.
38:39All right then, bye.
38:40Bye, Sam.
38:48Bye, Sam.
39:26Come on, Pansy.
39:33Madeline, breakfast.
39:35We could do the flowers later.
39:49You can leave the sitting room for now, Jane.
39:51I'm just going in there.
39:53Yes, ma'am.
40:21Good morning, Madeline.
40:23Good morning, Hilda.
40:25There's no letter from Augustus again.
40:27I'm so worried, Hilda.
40:30I think I shall go down to Deverell by an earlier train.
40:32If there isn't a letter, all it means is that that other fellow, Worcester, has got fed up
40:38with having Gussie dictate letters to him.
40:40He's dippy about you, isn't he?
40:42He loves me very, very dearly.
40:45It's a tragedy.
40:46I can't describe to you, Hilda, the look of dumb suffering in his eyes when we meet.
40:53My photograph.
40:54What?
40:55It's not on the table.
40:57It's gone.
40:58I expect Jane smashed it.
41:00She smashes everything that isn't made of sheet iron.
41:02I'll go and ask her.
41:14Oh, you quiet, Pansy.
41:17What's the matter, you silly ass?
41:21Pansy.
41:30David, she...
41:32Hilda!
41:32Oh, Hilda, what are you doing with that gun?
41:36There's a damned man behind the sofa.
41:39No!
41:41All right, you.
41:42Come out with your hands up.
41:45No doubt!
41:50You're the one that way!
41:51Dorsey!
41:52Ah!
42:03Sir, over here.
42:05Right!
42:06You stop where you are, my lad.
42:08Come back here!
42:12We're on an octavo!
42:17It's dirty!
42:22Come back here!
42:23Come back here!
42:28It's dirty!
42:29It's dirty!
42:30Oh, Martin!
42:30Martin, we'll get you on that car!
42:33Oh, no!
42:35Oh, no!
42:54Yes.
42:55Mr. Worcester, this is a most horrible crime of which you stand accused.
43:01In all my years on the bench, I've never before been called upon to preside over such a case
43:06as this.
43:07That such a desperate crime could be perpetrated in Wimbledon in broad daylight will bring
43:13a shudder to every right-thinking person.
43:16Have you anything to say in your defense before I pass sentence?
43:20Well?
43:21He did it for love, Your Honor.
43:26For what?
43:28Love.
43:29I am not ashamed to say it.
43:31And who, my dear, are you?
43:35My name is Madeline Bassett.
43:38I am the unworthy object of this gentleman's adoration.
43:43He's a very lucky young man, Miss Bassett.
43:46Not so, Your Honor.
43:48I am betrothed to another.
43:50But Bertie has gone on worshipping me, outwardly gay and cheerful, inwardly gnawed by a ceaseless
43:58pain.
44:00Go on.
44:02I ought to have given him my photograph long ago.
44:05But I thought it would be too painful for him, Your Honor.
44:08A sad reminder of all that he had lost.
44:11No, no.
44:12Be quiet.
44:13I see now that I was wrong, Bertie.
44:17You found the strain too great to bear.
44:20You had to have it, whatever the cost.
44:23So, you stole into the house and took it.
44:28You are a very fortunate young man, Mr. Worcester.
44:32To have this girlie speak up for you.
44:35The case is dismissed.
44:39Oh, no!
44:40I am not caring.
44:41How are you?
44:41You must be brave Bertie.
44:43I have to go to Augustus now.
44:45He needs me too.
44:48Some day, another girl will come into your life and you will be happy.
44:52When we are both old and grey, we shall laugh together over all this.
44:59Laugh, but I think, with a tear behind the smile.
45:05How sad life is.
45:10You betcha.
45:13Fix the car, Jeeves. She's going down to Devon Hall on the next train.
45:16We've got to get there before her.
45:17Very good in time.
45:28Hi, Mrs. Quackson.
45:31Oh, Madeline, you're not going to Devon Hall, too, are you?
45:34I most certainly am, child.
45:37You'll pardon me saying so, sir?
45:40What is it, Jeeves?
45:41The needle and the speedometer indicates that we are travelling at 85 miles per hour, though.
45:48Good Lord, they're all.
46:00If I might remark on the smell of burning, sir, burning, I'm sure it's no consequence, sir, not burning.
46:08That's the good smell of hot oil and pounding pistons.
46:12Remind me of quickly.
46:30I'm so glad you could come down, Agatha, just in time to announce the engagement, I should think.
46:36Oh, Mummy.
46:37Bertie, he is engaged.
46:39Such a delightful boy.
46:41To Gertrude?
46:42A very parfait, genteel knight.
46:45Abstemious.
46:46There must be some mistake.
47:04Talented.
47:05Oh, no, no.
47:07Intelligent.
47:08Surely not.
47:10Oh, Gertrude, I hope I find you.
47:14Guthy, you're all right.
47:16What the?
47:18Madeline!
47:19Pardon me, Madeline, would you kindly not touch Bertie in that way?
47:22He doesn't like it.
47:23Bertie!
47:24What do you mean, Bertie?
47:25It's all Bertie Worcester's fault.
47:28What is happening?
47:29Is this man not Bertie Worcester?
47:31Of course he is not Bertie Worcester.
47:34Guthy, what have you been doing?
47:36He said he was going to marry me.
47:39Madeline, I can explain.
47:44Oh, the journey we had.
47:46We've completely gone.
47:49Claude!
47:50Claude!
47:52I found the world to do that.
47:57Will you say, let's go.
47:59Stop crying.
48:00But if he's Pink Nottle, who's the other one?
48:03Ah, what, O'Devrel's all?
48:07Claude, Claude, I've been such a fool.
48:11Oh, of course, I'll marry you.
48:12Let's leave right away.
48:14Oh, right.
48:16Pardon me, Mr. Potter-Pirbright,
48:18but I wonder if I might borrow your moustache.
48:21Sorry, Miss Lodge.
48:22I had to pop up to Wimbledon to see dear old Madeline.
48:25She's well, you know, very Madeline-ish, if you know what I mean.
48:28But then I'm sorry to get back to you.
48:32Bertie!
48:32Ah!
48:34Aunt Agatha, this is a surprise.
48:36I want an explanation, Bertie.
48:39And I want it now.
48:42He said he was Mr. Fink Nottle.
48:44Oh, he is.
48:45Yes, he is.
48:46Without even answering anything.
48:47Yes, well, now.
48:48The thing is, Aunt Agatha...
48:49All right, Scotland Yard.
48:51I'm looking for one Bertram Wilberforce Worcester.
48:54Scotland Yard?
48:57That's me.
48:57Then I am arresting you, Bertram Wilberforce Worcester,
49:01on charges relating to the possession of an illegal golf club.
49:05Will you come quietly?
49:06Brilliant.
49:07That is brilliant.
49:08Now then, less of that.
49:09Let's have no funny business.
49:16Scotland Yard!
49:18Oh, the shame of it!
49:23What are we's, Jees?
49:25I'm Jad, who have been of service.
49:27You know, Jees, if someone were to come to me and ask if I'd be willing to join a society
49:32whose aim will be the suppression of ours, or who will any seat with it,
49:35they are kept on a short chain and not permitted to roam at will, scattering desolation on all sides,
49:40I'd reply, Wilberham, if his name was Wilberham, that is,
49:44Wilberham put me down as a Foundation member.
49:46I'm sure such a society would not be lacking for subscribers, eh?
50:20I'm sure such a society would not be lacking for subscribers,
50:49I'm sure such a society would not be lacking for subscribers,
50:56I'm sure such a society would not be lacking for subscribers,
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