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Minder S01E03 The Smaller They Are
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00:12It's a very nice day to see if you're looking to see the camera.
00:14I'm going to put it in the back.
00:15I'm going to put it in the back.
00:18I'm going to put it in the back.
00:41Can I get three, please?
00:43Hmm.
00:44Sorry.
00:46Give me any of those to the pound, do you?
00:47Okay.
00:48Big girl when she grows up?
00:50Oh!
00:50Why?
00:51Young enough to be your daughter?
00:52What's wrong with that?
00:53That's what keeps me young.
00:55Oh, I thought it was Phyllisand and Grecian 2000.
00:58You can be very hurtful sometimes, Terence.
01:01Little doll.
01:03See, that's what her indoors don't understand.
01:05Young bird like that around keeps you feeling young.
01:08I mean, look at that Picasso.
01:09He always had a few young birds about.
01:11Kept him going till he was 90-odd.
01:14Paintings weren't all that.
01:17Arthur.
01:19Well, Stan, all right?
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:23Terry?
01:24Stan?
01:26You couldn't do us a favour, could you?
01:28How much is it going to cost me?
01:30Now, don't get me wrong.
01:39Do you think you could change it for me?
01:41Oh, you and Scotch Harry had a bit of a tickle.
01:44I know.
01:45Just a bit of luck.
01:47It's a good'un.
01:49I'll, er, I'll just see what the exchange rate is.
01:56Could I have a light ale and all?
02:00Do us a favour, Dave.
02:01Got some of my holiday money left over.
02:02Change that for me.
02:04Straight, is it?
02:05Of course it's straight.
02:07Think I'll go to the Seychelles with naughty money.
02:09About, er, two dollars the pound, innit?
02:11Oh, I don't think it's as much as ale.
02:13No?
02:14Well, well, well, give us 40 and five and you and your good lady have a drink.
02:17Oh, and my usual.
02:18Oh, and, er, light ale.
02:27You all right?
02:28Yeah, yeah.
02:30You look a bit worried.
02:31Oh, no, no.
02:33Honest.
02:39I thought I'd buy a new cardigan on Monday.
02:43Nice.
02:47Here you are, Stan.
02:48Oh, come.
02:53Have I given up?
02:55I thought you were taking it easy, Terry.
02:57Oh, yeah, I always come here Saturday afternoon and sit here with an empty glass, don't I?
03:01Here you are, Stan.
03:04Eight fibres.
03:05Is that all?
03:06Oh, it's a rate of exchange, innit?
03:08Varies from day to day.
03:09Oh, I didn't realise that.
03:11Oh, yeah, especially on a Saturday afternoon.
03:13Something to do with Switzerland.
03:17Scotch Harry all right?
03:19Oh, yeah.
03:20He's terrific.
03:21You, er, got any more of those lurking about?
03:23Hundred dollar bills?
03:25Well, to tell you the truth.
03:27Yeah, yeah, I like that, Stan.
03:29There is a few more.
03:30Mm-hmm.
03:31Just a few, like.
03:32Well, why don't you get Scotch Harry and we'll do a bit of business?
03:36He's barred in here.
03:37No, I'll square it with Dave.
03:39As long as he's with me.
03:40He won't come out.
03:41Why not?
03:43You could come round.
03:45He wouldn't like it, but if you've got some time...
03:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
03:49Never know.
03:50Might get a drink.
04:10It's me, Harry.
04:12Aye.
04:13Who have you got with you?
04:14Arthur and Terry.
04:16What'd you bring them for?
04:18Look, just open up.
04:19I'll explain.
04:20Did you get that carry out?
04:21Er, two bottles of wine.
04:23Granbury, lemonade, some cans of lager.
04:31I'm going to use too long.
04:33Half a change to dollars.
04:34So what?
04:35You can change them anywhere.
04:37I don't need these guys.
04:39All right, that's fair enough.
04:41Come on, it ain't exactly trade a Vicks, is it?
04:42No, no, no.
04:43Just a minute, Terry.
04:44I think Harry's got a problem.
04:46Drinking that, I'm not surprised.
04:49I'll tell him, Harry, please.
04:51Will you go, you big idiot.
04:53We'll home and die.
04:55Why don't you bolt the door, then?
04:57He picked the wrong guy's pocket.
04:59Give that up.
05:01Oxford Street, full of Arabs.
05:04You ever try to pick an Arabs, Parker?
05:06All you end up with a handful of terrolin sheeting.
05:10We must work in the air terminal.
05:11All right, I'll tell them.
05:14It was all your fault anyway.
05:19Right.
05:21So we're working the air terminal.
05:26Major, flight 6-6-2-1.
05:30He's departing from gate 4.
05:33Passengers who have not checked in, please go to desk.
05:36I'm looking for a handbag, a flight bag, a suitcase.
05:40I mean, a fist for a credit card and a cheque book will do us nicely.
05:47Major, flight 6-2-6-2-1.
05:50He's departing from gate 4.
05:53Passengers who have not checked in, please go to desk.
05:56I'm clocking this young guy, right?
05:58The luggage looks good.
06:03And when this bird appears, he puts down the case.
06:06That looks really good.
06:08He's shooting the odds.
06:09Why is he late and all that?
06:13Me, I'm in there like Kenny Dalgleish with an open goal.
06:17I'm off and they haven't even noticed.
06:21I'm heading for Big Stan, right?
06:25Then, Rycott appears.
06:28D.C. Rycott.
06:30I thought he'd get kicked off the manning.
06:33I mean, that guy knows me better than my brother.
07:04I mean, that guy knows me better than my brother.
07:30I mean, I'm a magic runner, but I'm a wee bit out of training.
07:39I'm a magic runner.
07:41I'm a magic runner.
07:42I'm a magic runner.
07:46I'm a magic runner.
07:48I'm a magic runner.
07:49I'm a magic runner.
07:50I'm a magic runner.
07:51I'm a magic runner.
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07:53I'm a magic runner.
07:53I'm a magic runner.
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07:54I'm a magic runner.
07:54I'm a magic runner.
07:55I'm a magic runner.
07:56I'm a magic runner.
07:57I'm a magic runner.
08:01I'm a magic runner.
08:18Fried chicken, chips, chocolate, trifle.
08:23I could have had a four-course dinner if I hadn't been so knackered.
08:27See some of their restaurants.
08:29They ought to be nicked.
08:31I'd stand it to take my good suit to the cleaners.
08:34Well, what's your worry then?
08:35You got a result, didn't you?
08:37Maybe aye, maybe no.
08:39Why not?
08:40Well, how come Rycott's not been round here looking for me?
08:42How come you're still here waiting for him?
08:46I don't know.
08:47So you nicked a fellow's suitcase.
08:49You think Rycott's going to give up his Saturday off just for that?
08:52Why not?
08:57You'd give up your Saturday off for this.
08:59Get up, you.
09:24How much?
09:26Couldn't he clean it all?
09:27Gave up.
09:29About half a million.
09:31A lot, isn't he?
09:32Yes, it is a lot.
09:34Even at Arthur's rate of exchange.
09:37Nothing on the news?
09:39No.
09:39No, Bill.
09:43Hey, what are you doing?
09:44Oh, a bit of a thief.
09:45Couldn't resist nicking the hotel's notepaper.
09:47Font will.
09:48Smart.
09:49Comfy.
09:50What nationality was he?
09:52Who the hell should I know?
09:53What airline was he going on?
09:55That Yankee one.
09:57Come in.
09:58Twa.
09:58T-W-A, you twit.
10:01Anyway, what does it matter?
10:03Well, maybe we can find him.
10:05What for?
10:06What for?
10:07Because you're going to have to hand it back, aren't you?
10:10Are you kidding?
10:11No, my little Scotch friend.
10:13I am not kidding.
10:14He's right, Harry.
10:15People get killed for that sort of dope.
10:24Move.
10:29How are they ever going to feign me?
10:31Who knows?
10:33But I'd put a banker bet on your coupon, they're going to be looking.
10:36You want a form book guide, Harry?
10:37You'll have a few more of those psychedelic cocktails.
10:40You'll be out on the street, pubbing it, clubbing it, flashing your wad,
10:43telling everyone you're the master criminal of the century.
10:45Two days and half London will know.
10:47I mean, Harry, you've jumped from the Scottish Second Division
10:50straight into the European Cup.
10:52And I'm going to win it and all.
10:53Oh, listen to him.
10:55He's like the Ali McLeod of the bag snatching set.
10:58That's what you used to.
11:00I've done that business, okay?
11:03No, you thought about going up back.
11:05Not all of it, Harry.
11:07Obviously, there'll be some disbursements involved.
11:09Aye.
11:10Commission, expenses.
11:12Mainly for you and Stan.
11:15A bit for me and Terry.
11:17Oh, come you used to.
11:19Suddenly I'll end the act.
11:20Because you're in trouble, old son,
11:21and you're going to need looking after.
11:23He's right enough.
11:25I think I'll face you.
11:26You want helping?
11:27You don't want helping?
11:30Hey, what are you doing?
11:33Stay here.
11:33I'll be back in a bit.
11:35Hold on.
11:35Hey, wait, just a minute.
11:37Listen, what are you talking about, Stay here?
11:40What happens if he gets a pull?
11:42I'm sitting there with a bag full of dollars.
11:44The old bill comes in.
11:45What am I going to say?
11:46Oh, yeah.
11:47I always spend my Saturdays with Scotch Harry
11:49at one of his little cocktail parties.
11:51The law won't come round.
11:54What about the other mob, then?
11:56They've got that sort of dough.
11:57They're going to be a bit tasty, aren't they?
11:58I'll be back soon.
12:01Oh, you'll be back.
12:03Oh, that's all right, then.
12:04That's really put my mind at rest, hasn't it?
12:06We're earning, Terry.
12:07With something like this, we've got to be earning.
12:15Do you know what I could do with all that money?
12:19I could get myself an oil rig.
12:22You'd be better off with a distillery.
12:25Listen, don't come at you.
12:29Cockney Hardcater.
12:32What do I need you for?
12:35I mean, you think I can't do the bizzo myself?
12:39Don't you worry about that, Jimmy.
12:42I can do the bizzo myself.
12:47I've got a not guilty for manslaughter.
12:52You probably never did it.
12:55No.
12:57But how are you doing all that?
13:00Harry's brand new.
13:04And don't you forget it.
13:09What was that?
13:12It's all right.
13:13It's all right.
13:14It was the cat flat.
13:15Are you sure?
13:17Well, you'll hear the other lot.
13:19They'll probably come in firing submachine guns.
13:35Look, Maurice, if I'd set it up, I wouldn't have come back here, would I?
13:39Unless you were very brave.
13:40Isn't that so, Eric?
13:41Or incredibly stupid.
13:44Look, I may be...
13:45Listen, Brian.
13:45We've had a very efficient system.
13:47In our business, everybody's accountable.
13:50You to me.
13:51I to certain people in France.
13:53They to certain people in Germany.
13:54We go through England because English people going abroad are never searched by their customs.
14:01We have a very good arrangement at Munich Airport with the unloading staff.
14:05Half a million dollars lost.
14:08In my position, would you believe your story?
14:11The man grabbed the bag and ran towards the...
14:14You are simply a pretty appendage to Brian.
14:18Your job is to look like an attractive secretary going abroad with your boss or boyfriend.
14:22Please don't interrupt again.
14:26Brian, you've drawn attention to yourself.
14:29And in our business, that's a very serious mistake.
14:33Okay.
14:34And I'm sorry.
14:37But look, I think we've got an ally.
14:39Who?
14:39Well, this Detective Constable Rycott.
14:41He knows the guy who snatched the bag.
14:42Now he also knows you.
14:44Well, he knows my name, but not my address.
14:47Well, okay.
14:47He knows I've got something to hide.
14:49But if the price is right, he'll find that bag snatcher for us.
14:53It didn't occur to you that he might be setting you up.
14:55But of course it did.
14:57But what other chance have we got?
14:59Eric, will you get me some mineral water, please?
15:15Hey.
15:17He's one of the laggers.
15:21He'll be better off with a stomach bump.
15:24Ah, you sharp, you cockney.
15:29All right, don't get cheeky, Harry.
15:31Why not?
15:34I haven't been hit by a bigger guy than you.
15:40Big deal that McDougall tries to bite my nose off once.
15:44Oh, what happened?
15:46What happened?
15:47I'll praise this false cheater.
15:51Very clever.
15:53With my bare hands.
15:56Hey.
15:59It's me, Harry.
16:01What does he mean this?
16:03Me, Harry?
16:04Doesn't even give her a password.
16:07We haven't got a password.
16:14Got some of them kebabs.
16:16I hate kebabs.
16:19I told you I want a chicken supper.
16:23He plays out in all the hand.
16:24You never do anything right.
16:27Listen, you little scotch puns.
16:30If you don't like kebabs, you could be eating ken of me.
16:33Take it easy, Charlie.
16:34Take it easy.
16:36I only meant kebabs wasn't always my first choice.
16:40What would be having the old stuff at that?
16:44Yes.
16:52Honest, Harry.
16:53These ones, they're magic.
16:58If any luck will make him disappear.
16:59Here. Why are you so sure of this Rycott? I'm not. We sparred around for a little while. I suppose
17:10you could see I was pretty shaken up. I gave him a tale about company records and rewards. Look, I
17:17could just tell he's the sort of cop who would give your driving license to with a 10 pound note
17:21stuck inside. And then he arrests you and slaps on another charge of trying to bribe a police officer. Look,
17:27Rycott got the message. He knows I want
17:29the bag and that I'm not worried about an arrest. What about him? Oh, he said enough. I mean, you
17:35arrest a bag snatcher. It's hardly overnight promotion. He has this man's address? Well, it'll take a day and maybe
17:41two. These people move about quite a bit. Look, Rycott gave me his home telephone number. He's on our side,
17:48Maurice. It's still a very big risk if he finds out what's in the bag. I told him all we
17:55needed was the address. After that, I'd handle everything.
17:59He'll get his reward. Everything will be forgotten. If he finds the man, he's in our pocket. Unless he gets
18:05too greedy.
18:08Can you find out about this Detective Constable Rycott, Eric? Probably.
18:15So, we have a little sneak thief and hopefully a bent policeman. Maurice, I put the bag down for 20
18:22seconds. Please, you've got to believe that.
18:25Brian, it's all a matter of accountability, as I explained. Are you frightened?
18:34Yes, sir.
18:35Good. You should be. And dear Kim as well.
19:06Here you are...
19:29I don't know.
20:06Right, all fixed.
20:13It's not much here at a hotel, is it?
20:15What do you expect? The top floor of the Dorchester?
20:17I've taken care of everything. Nobody's to know you're here.
20:19I've told DeGeezy, you're three-year-old men down from Aberdeen.
20:23Terry, nobody goes out.
20:25Yeah, okay.
20:29Remember, you're all incognito.
20:33See you soon.
20:38Hello, Terry.
20:40What you doing here?
20:42Incognito.
20:43I think we got the penthouse sweet book.
20:45Oh, yeah.
20:46It's Scotch Harry, isn't it?
20:48Haven't seen you in years, Harry.
20:50I'm no Scotch Harry.
20:52I'm his brother.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:53Got it, well.
20:54Now, sign in, lads, and the first night's in advance.
20:57I thought they'd all been taken care of.
20:59Well, it ain't, and I've got to have a deposit.
21:01Do you take credit cards?
21:02No offence, Mint, but not from you, Harry.
21:05Look, I told you.
21:06You're maxing me up on my brother.
21:07Oh, sorry about that.
21:09Now, it's still seven quid a night each in advance.
21:14What's the room service like?
21:16Just across the street.
21:18Little off-licensed besides the Packy Grocery Emporium.
21:34Good morning, sir.
21:36Good morning, sweetheart.
21:36I wonder if you could do me a little favor.
21:38A fella lost a bag here yesterday, and a friend of mine found it and would...
21:42Pardon me, sir.
21:43It's a matter for our security, people.
21:45I don't know, sweetheart.
21:45See, I want to do him a favor.
21:47See, my friend thinks there might be a smaller wall.
21:49It's a matter for our security man, and unfortunately, he's not on duty at the moment.
21:53Ah, well, there you are, sweetheart.
21:55See, he's got the address.
21:56All he needs is a name.
21:58Oh, he's not a crime just to give me the name, is he?
22:01It was on the Munich flight, wasn't it?
22:02That's right.
22:03He was doing a Neville Chamberlain's.
22:05I beg your pardon?
22:06Never mind.
22:09He was, uh, Mr. Brian Ashton.
22:11And he didn't take his flight?
22:13No.
22:14Thanks very much, sweetheart.
22:15You're doing a very good public relations job here.
22:17I don't suppose you ever get up to White City Saturday nights, do you?
22:22No, you don't.
22:44Darling, you better go.
22:47What do you mean?
22:48Get out of here.
22:49But why?
22:50They don't believe us, that's why.
22:52Look, the police guy's looking for the thief.
22:54And if he doesn't find him?
22:58If anything, Bono's going to believe if he sees that money sitting in front of him.
23:03Even then, we're out of a job.
23:05We have screwed it up.
23:08These people don't believe in accidents.
23:12I should have stayed selling insurance.
23:23I don't want you hurt, Kim.
23:31Hello?
23:37Hello?
23:40Who wants to know?
23:44Yes.
23:45Yes, this is Brian Ashton speaking.
23:50When?
23:53Is it okay?
23:55Yes.
23:56Yes, I'm sure we have a little business to discuss.
24:07What am I going to do, then?
24:08Well, just suss it out, that's all.
24:11Listen, I could be walking into a load of trouble up there.
24:14You're supposed to be the business brain.
24:16Yeah, of course I am.
24:17That's why I'm sending you in there to meet them.
24:19I want to reveal our hand.
24:21What hand?
24:22The fact that someone of my stature is involved in it.
24:26Oh.
24:28It's really going to terrify him, that, isn't it?
24:31Possibly.
24:32In fact, more than likely, Terry.
24:35Besides, you need a backup man outside.
24:38I'd rather have a backup man inside.
24:40Oh, I've got to people look out for Rycott.
24:42You don't know him all that well.
24:45He'd probably be out there with them.
24:47I'll give you a chance to meet him, won't it?
24:49Stop worrying, Terry.
24:51Just get in there, and in the words of Scotch Harry,
24:53do the bizzo.
25:05What's the change have you got left?
25:06About 15 quid.
25:08Hey, give us it.
25:09What for?
25:10Because it's my money.
25:12What do you want it for?
25:13Do you get a carry out?
25:14I'll get it.
25:15Hey, listen.
25:16Do you not think I can cross the bloody street?
25:18Our front Terry said not to go out.
25:20So what?
25:22You're forgetting who nicked that case.
25:24I'm the guy that did the bizzo, okay?
25:26I'm the one that should be giving the orders,
25:28not them two.
25:29Right, give us the money.
25:30Oh, look, Harry.
25:31Never mind, look.
25:32I'll only want to cross the street
25:34and get a couple of bottles
25:35and a breath of fresh air.
25:38I mean, I'm no use to sitting in all day like this.
25:42I'm basically an outdoor man.
25:43I come for Clyde Bank.
25:45I'll come with you.
25:45I saw you coming with me.
25:51Stan.
25:52With all this dough at stake,
25:53is it likely I'd do anything stupid?
25:56I mean, who organises everything for us two?
25:59It's me, right?
26:01I mean, I look after you
26:02more than you look after me, don't I?
26:06My best pal.
26:07Oh, of course.
26:09Well, just give me a tenner
26:12and I'll go and get a couple of bottles.
26:14Breath of here.
26:18How would you like me to get you some crisps?
26:20Oh, nice.
26:22Some of them cheese ones.
26:23Barbecue bacon.
26:24Yeah.
26:25I like the cheese ones myself.
26:26Hey, I'll get the big bags.
26:28Be good, that would.
26:39Back before you know it, Stan.
26:49Back before you know it, Stan.
27:01All alone, old boy.
27:03Oh, yeah.
27:03Yeah.
27:21Do we make formal introductions?
27:22No, I don't.
27:24He's not the guy who stole the bag.
27:25I see.
27:27You're some kind of a go-between.
27:29An agent.
27:30A sort of commission agent.
27:32How much?
27:33Well, since we got so lucky
27:34and we don't want to rail ourselves in
27:36on your thriving little business,
27:38we thought 50 grand.
27:40In coinage of the realm, of course.
27:45Who exactly are we dealing with?
27:49I don't want to know your name
27:51and I ain't going to tell you mine.
27:52Oh.
27:54Professional.
27:55Right.
27:56I think I should make
27:57at least one introduction.
28:00This is Eric.
28:01Eric was with the SAS.
28:03Nice for him.
28:04He was the Sultan of Okrama's
28:06personal bodyguard.
28:08Wasn't that the one who got shot?
28:10After my time, old boy.
28:12Well, I'm sure you're very handy, Eric.
28:13You obviously have somebody
28:15waiting downstairs.
28:16Obviously.
28:18Don't you think
28:1950,000 is a little excessive?
28:22Well, half a million
28:23ain't exactly bingo money, is it?
28:25Do forgive me.
28:27I haven't even offered you a drink.
28:30No, I won't be staying.
28:31You agree the price,
28:33we deliver the bag.
28:34How do we get in touch?
28:36We don't.
28:37We arrange the meet now.
28:39After that,
28:39you don't see us,
28:40we don't see you.
28:40I hardly imagine
28:41we mix in the same social circles.
28:44Well, you never know
28:45who you're going to run into
28:45at the hunt pool these days,
28:47do you, Eric?
28:47How true.
28:49Tonight,
28:5010 o'clock.
28:52Is that it, then?
28:53That's it.
29:10That's surprising, really.
29:12Good as gold.
29:13Very trusting.
29:15Yeah?
29:16I don't know
29:17they were all that trusting.
29:18Eh?
29:19Don't look round.
29:20I said don't look round
29:22tonight.
29:23Being followed.
29:24Oh, you're joking.
29:26We'll soon find out.
29:37Following are not all that well.
29:39Yeah, that'd be the bold Eric.
29:42Funny, really.
29:45I thought he'd drop on us
29:46by a parachute.
29:56Yeah, I thought I'd do it.
30:00Oh,
30:01yeah, thank you.
30:03yeah,
30:17What now, then?
30:18We hope the front door ain't locked.
30:24What are you talking about, front door?
30:45What are you doing?
30:50Looking for an address.
31:04And now he's got one.
31:16Are you a train killer?
31:18He's not all that, is he?
31:33He's not all that, is he?
31:50He's not all that.
32:12Hey, how's it going, Fred?
32:15Hello, Larry.
32:16Haven't seen you in a while.
32:18Here's a dram-buy and a half-quint of lager.
32:21All right, don't you look after you?
32:23What's up I like when I'm a dram-buy?
32:26I'll stay in these days.
32:28Eh, pick.
32:29It's the way to be, Harry.
33:06questão de calandra.
33:08Dance com.
33:17Dance!
33:20Dance!
33:21Dance!
33:21Dance!
33:23Dance!
33:24So it's the middle of the party.
33:25Thank you, sir. Thank you.
33:27Yeah, mate.
33:49Oh, that's a right car, isn't he?
33:51Get in the car, Harry. Out of the right.
34:08A bit too pissed for your 800 metres this time, eh?
34:11Hey, he's a freak.
34:13What have I done?
34:15Hey, listen, I was with my brother and my auntie.
34:19When?
34:21Ah, to hell.
34:23Whatever you like.
34:31I thought you were still over in E-Division, Mr. Rycon.
34:35Yeah? Well, I served my time, Harry, just like you.
34:39Six years back as a wooden top.
34:41Very sweaty in the summer, those uniforms.
34:44Oh, sorry to hear that, Mr. Rycon.
34:46I mean, you suit the plain clothes better.
34:50Oh, you were always a nice dresser, Mr. Rycon.
34:55I got the shock of my life when I saw you at that air terminal.
35:00Fifteen years and still a bloody detective constable.
35:02You deserve better, so you do, Mr. Rycon.
35:06Not you, Harry.
35:07Ah.
35:09I just scrape by, you know what I mean?
35:11Well, that's what I'm doing, Harry, just scraping by.
35:15You could have been an inspector and been out.
35:18Except for that wee bit out of trouble, Mr. Rycon.
35:21Good copper, Harry.
35:22One of the best.
35:24I mean, see for the guys like me.
35:26You were always bad news, if you don't mind me saying that.
35:31Screwed up me pension.
35:32See, some people, no appreciation.
35:40Mr. Rycon, we just passed a nick.
35:43Yeah?
35:45What's that coming?
35:46Well, you can't be doing with getting nicked again, can you, Harry?
35:50Where are we going?
35:51We're going to do ourselves a favour.
35:54You see, I don't get any pleasure out of putting away guys like you.
35:58It's not nicking people that counts, is it?
36:02Rehabilitation, that's the approach these days, Harry.
36:04Rehabil...
36:06I thought rehabilitation was learning you a trader,
36:10sending you to probation officer.
36:12Yeah, well, they are a bit like that, these people.
36:14Do-gooders.
36:18You do a good deal, you'll be all right.
36:20Yeah.
36:21Listen, I won't out of here.
36:23Shut up.
36:26Don't think of it, Harry.
36:28Broken legs.
36:29Attempting to escape from police custody.
36:31Damage to my motor.
36:34Good judge, you'd stick 12 months on top for that.
36:37Aye, right.
36:40Okay, if I have a wee drink, Mr. Rycock.
36:43Why not?
36:50You wipe the top and I'll have one and all.
36:54How could you, Stan?
36:55How could you?
36:56Stay in, I said.
36:56Nobody goes out, I said.
36:58Just said he was going out for some crisps and a drink.
37:00Drink?
37:01You let him go out for a drink?
37:02Just the one.
37:03He can't count one.
37:04I mean, I've been working on his behalf.
37:07I've been grafting for him.
37:09I've been face to face with a trained assassin.
37:13Yeah?
37:14Harper, someone wants you on a blower.
37:17Great, isn't it?
37:18Nobody's supposed to know we're here.
37:19Now we're getting person-to-person calls.
37:23Scott, Harry?
37:24No.
37:25Bloke wouldn't give his name.
37:32I'm sorry, Terry.
37:35Honest, I...
37:36Only give him...
37:38Only give him a tenner.
37:41With one of them in his pocket, he could be anywhere, couldn't he?
37:44Probably half way to Spain for the next World Cup.
37:49Mind you, he'd be the only Scott there.
37:52Okay.
37:53So you've got our friend.
37:55But we've still got the money.
37:59What do you mean the situation's changed?
38:03Do you know where we are as well?
38:06No names.
38:08Oh, great.
38:09But we've still got the money...
38:12An hour.
38:16Yeah, I'll think about it.
38:33I don't usually inhale these.
38:36Scott Harry's just signed in at the Fontwell.
38:38Eh?
38:39You stay in the night and we probably won't see him again.
38:42So what do we do?
38:46So, you've got to make a choice, Stan.
38:50Friendship or dollars.
38:53He's my best pal.
38:57Terry.
39:03It would be a terrible world without friends, wouldn't it?
39:17Hold on.
39:19Isn't that the Pink Panther?
39:21Oh, yeah.
39:24What about his comrades in arms?
39:29He's on the payroll, eh?
39:32Yeah, but how many others?
39:35Nah, forget it.
39:36I think DC Raycott's doing a bit of freelancing.
39:39Always was a greedy man.
39:46Hello, Mr Raycott.
39:48Hello, lads.
39:49Long way off your manor, aren't you?
39:50I'm just waiting for a friend of mine.
39:52Hope you're not going to nick him.
39:55You haven't got a hidden microphone in there, have you, Arthur?
39:58I can't believe you'd try and fit up an hard work in DC.
40:01Not my style.
40:02Good.
40:03Have a nice meeting, lads.
40:26Good.
40:26A pleasure to see you, gentlemen.
40:28Eric will take the bag.
40:29No, just a minute.
40:31Your friend was very cooperative.
40:39Harry.
40:47I did tell you that Eric was a skilled man.
40:51Oh, hey, fellas.
40:53I'm sorry.
40:55What could I do?
40:57That big guy fairly did the busy on me.
41:00You didn't have to do that.
41:01We had to have names.
41:03He's only a little guy.
41:04But suddenly he was mixing with big guys.
41:07There is an old myth.
41:09The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
41:11Don't believe that, Mr Daly.
41:13Small people, they disappear.
41:15Nobody even cares.
41:16You drop them in the river and they don't even leave a ripple.
41:20We're getting to the hospital, Harry.
41:23I'm going to stand.
41:28500 pounds.
41:29And you're lucky, Mr Daly.
41:30Wait a minute.
41:31No argument.
41:33No threat.
41:34Mistakenly, you involved yourself with a very big organization.
41:37You caused us an inconvenience.
41:39But business was merely interrupted.
41:41In half an hour, we can have disappeared.
41:44So take your friend, go and forget.
41:49You bastard!
41:52He's my pal!
42:02You bastard!
42:05He's my pal!
42:09You bastard!
42:09No.
42:13No.
42:15No!
42:17No.
42:22That's except for you.
42:26No!
42:31The number is for you.ç“‹.
42:33The number is all.
42:35Now!
42:45Oh, don't do that to me.
42:53Oh, as you said, my friend, the smaller they are.
43:09See to him, will you?
43:18Hey, give us a kick out of that.
43:21Just one kick, eh?
43:24Yeah, sod it, why not?
43:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
43:37Who says you can never find one when you want one?
43:40Now, I've never grasped on anyone in my life, Mr. Rycott,
43:43but there's a little team up in room 1720 of very nasty people.
43:48Aye, look at that, eh, Mr. Rycott?
43:50One of them pulled a button off my jacket.
43:52So are you on duty, Rycott?
43:54Because if you're moonlighting, sir, I don't think you're going to get paid out.
43:58I'm nearly always on duty.
44:03Good.
44:05I think we've nearly made an honest copper of him.
44:23Hi there.
44:24Got a minute?
44:25Hello, Dave.
44:25Excuse me.
44:27Yeah, look, come on, do me a favour.
44:29You know Scott Jarry's been barred here for six months.
44:32Dave, he's with me.
44:34I'll vouch for him.
44:35He'll be as good as gold.
44:36Stop messing my boat begging.
44:38I'm old, eh?
44:39Yeah, well, any naughty behaviour and he's out, right?
44:42On my landlord's life.
44:43He's in my company.
44:45Need I say more?
44:46Yeah, talking of your landlord's life,
44:48you know that hundred dollars you gave me on Saturday?
44:49Yeah.
44:50Why, is that wrong enough?
44:52You what?
44:52I took it to the bank this morning.
44:54It's a forgery.
44:55Very good one.
44:57Nevertheless, apparently they are all over the continent.
45:01Forgery?
45:01A hundred dollars?
45:03On my bank manager's life order.
45:05So, you owe me 45 quid.
45:08Honest, Dave, I don't know how that could occur,
45:11but it's still nine-fivers out there.
45:15Oi.
45:16Since you've got your hand in your pocket,
45:18that's a drambush handy for him.
45:20There's a light ale for him.
45:21What do you want, Dave?
45:22A bloody Mary.
45:23A large bloody Mary.
45:24I think I'll have a large bloody Mary.
45:26A slimline channel.
45:27You know, watch that.
45:27Have whatever you like yourself.
45:29Do you like a drink now?
45:31Anybody want a drink?
45:32No, we do.
45:33Bye.隸
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