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Jeeves and Wooster S02E01 The Silver Jug
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00:54Brother Blackshorts,
00:56as I stand before you tonight,
00:58we are on the brink of victory.
01:03Our polishes are clear.
01:05Our polishes are just.
01:07Our polishes are fully laid out in my book
01:09with England, Pricely and Sixpence
01:11from all good booksellers.
01:13Our polishes are, one, the right, nay,
01:18the duty of every free-born Englishman
01:22to grow his own potatoes.
01:26Two, an immediate ban on the import
01:31of foreign root vegetables into the United Kingdom.
01:38And three, the compulsory scientific measurement
01:42of all adult male knees.
01:50Not for the true-born Englishman,
01:52the bony angular knee
01:54of the so-called intellectual.
01:58Not for him, the puffy knee
02:01of the criminal classes.
02:03The British knee is firm.
02:06The British knee is muscular.
02:09The British knee is on the marks!
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02:49Good evening, sir.
02:53An excellent rally. Excellent. A dozen new recruits to the cause.
02:57Oh, that's good, isn't it?
03:00I'm sorry you weren't there, Watkin.
03:02One had hoped that one's best friends would support one in the task of rebuilding Britain.
03:06Yes, yes, I'm sorry, too.
03:09May night for cataloguing Miss Hilman's collection.
03:11Your collection cannot control your life, Watkin.
03:14You must come with me next Thursday when I address the Eagle Battalion at Minchinhampton.
03:20Yes, yes, very possibly.
03:22I shall now retire.
03:24We have to catch the 9.30 tomorrow, remember?
03:26Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
03:27Good night, Stephanie.
03:29Good night.
03:30Good night, little Madeline.
03:32Good night.
03:41His knees.
03:47Well, this is a happy occasion, eh?
03:51Uh, old Gussie getting engaged.
03:54Still, I expect he knows what he's doing.
03:57No, but a good ear, Gussie, as we all know,
04:00and a persuasive man with a newt.
04:03No, but what I've always said is that Gussie and Madeline are made for each other.
04:07Really. Like kippers and marmalade.
04:10And I'm sure we all wish some mini happy years together over the newt.
04:14So, Gussie and Madeline.
04:17Gussie and Madeline.
04:32Well, Jeeves, the most satisfactory binge last night.
04:34I'm delighted to hear so, sir.
04:37Was Mr Finknottle in good spirit?
04:40Poor devil. The sands are running out for Gussie Finknottle, Jeeves.
04:44He will shortly have Sir Watkin Bassett as a father-in-law.
04:46He's the blighter who fined me five pounds for pinching a policeman's helmet.
04:51Perhaps Sir Watkin is not so formidable in private life, sir.
04:54I doubt it, Jeeves. Slice him where you like. A hellhound is always a hellhound.
04:59Is that the papers you've got there?
05:01No, sir. It is some literature from the Round the World Cruise Bureau.
05:05I thought you might care to glance at it.
05:07Jeeves, this nuisance must now cease.
05:09Travel is highly educational, sir.
05:11I cannot do with any more education, Jeeves. I was full up years ago.
05:14Now it's that old Viking strain of yours coming out again.
05:18You yearn for the tang of salt breezes.
05:20You see yourself walking the decks in a yachting cap.
05:23Possibly someone has been telling you about the dancing girls of Bali.
05:26I understand and I sympathise, but not for me.
05:29Now I refuse to be decanted into some blasted ocean-going liar
05:33and lugged off round the world.
05:36Very good, sir.
05:46You must understand, Jeeves, that when two men of iron will
05:49live in close association with one another
05:51there are bound to be occasional clashes.
05:54Very good, sir.
05:55Very well. We'll say no more about it. Any letters today?
05:58No, sir. One telephone communication, however, from Mrs Travers.
06:02She will be coming to visit us directly.
06:04Oh?
06:05I wonder what she would...
06:13Is it awake, yeah?
06:16Ah! What do you want, Delia?
06:18I want you to go to an antique shop in Bond Street
06:21and sneer at a cow creamer.
06:24Do what at a what?
06:25It's silver.
06:26A sort of 18th-century cream jug in the shape of a cow.
06:30Oh!
06:31Well, sounds dashed unpleasant to me.
06:33It doesn't matter what it sounds like to you, young Bertie.
06:36Your Uncle Tom thinks it's the cat's nightmare.
06:38It's the only one left in the country, apparently.
06:41Go there.
06:42Ask them to show it to you.
06:44And when they do, register scorn.
06:47This will sow doubts and misgivings in their minds
06:49and make them clip the price a bit.
06:51Your Uncle Tom's been having a bad time lately with his collection.
06:54Everything he's tried to buy, that bastard Watkin Bassett,
06:57has pipped him at the post.
07:00If he can get this thing cheaply,
07:02it may save him from an early grave.
07:07You have one of your wonderful ideas, Chiefs.
07:09If Mr Worcester, while sneering,
07:12could imply that the object is probably of modern Dutch manufacture,
07:16the vendor might be the more inclined to lower his ambitions.
07:20Why Dutch?
07:21The Dutch, sir, while an admirable people in many ways
07:24and renowned for their domestic hygiene,
07:27are not considered to be of the first rank
07:29in matters of Argentine craftsmanship.
07:35Well, you heard what Chief said.
07:38Now, run along and sneer.
07:51No, no, no, I don't think so.
07:53I've got another very like this.
07:54You've got one of everything, I shall think,
07:56in that blasted collection of yours.
07:58How about this very rare Georgian teapot, sir?
08:02Morning!
08:04Oh, I'll be with you in a moment, sir.
08:09Hello, Pops.
08:10You, you young man!
08:13No, no.
08:14You came up before me once,
08:16but not twice.
08:17Well...
08:17Good, going straight, eh?
08:19Now, let me think, what was it?
08:21Of course, yes, bag snatching.
08:25No, no.
08:26Still all over and done with now, eh?
08:29Splendid.
08:30Roderick!
08:31Come over here.
08:33Hello?
08:33Look at him.
08:35I gave him three months not long ago
08:37for snatching bags at railway stations.
08:38It's quite evident.
08:39His term in jail has had an excellent effect on him.
08:42Quite reformed.
08:45Here's a shilling.
08:46Don't spend it on drink.
08:49Spend it on drink?
08:57Oh.
08:58Have the gentlemen gone?
09:00Yes, yes, they're gone, yes.
09:02Um, where was I?
09:04Oh, yes.
09:05I understand you have an 18th-century cow creamer for sale.
09:08Oh, you're too late.
09:08I'm afraid it promised to a customer.
09:10Name of Travers?
09:11Ah.
09:12Well, that's all right, then.
09:13The above Travers is my uncle.
09:14He sent me along to have a look at the thing.
09:15Oh, right.
09:16I expect it's absolutely rotten.
09:18It's a beautiful cow creamer.
09:20Oh, dear.
09:24What?
09:24No, no, no, no, no.
09:26No, no.
09:26This won't do at all.
09:27Modern Dutch.
09:28Modern Dutch?
09:29What do you mean?
09:30Have a look at the hallmark.
09:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:35Here?
09:36I can't see any hallmark.
09:38Are you blind?
09:40Take it out in the street.
09:41Have a look at it in the late.
09:44Oh, dear.
09:45The phone again.
09:46on the hallmark.
09:52Ah!
09:53Some grand man, by God!
09:55This is the sort of thing that makes one sick at heart, Spode.
09:59No, no, no.
09:59If you... if you'll just let me explain.
10:00Ah.
10:01Explain.
10:01Call the policeman, Spode.
10:03Oh, my dear!
10:03No, no, no!
10:04No, no, no.
10:05I understand!
10:06Oh, my dear.
10:08Oh, my dear.
10:09Oh, that's trying to...
10:11Oh, my dear.
10:20I say it's true. Look at this.
10:40Can I help you, officer?
10:42Where did he go?
10:43Who?
10:45Right.
10:49I shouldn't go in there if I were you, officer.
10:52I know.
10:53Blue Waffle!
10:55Where?
11:02Come with me, officer.
11:10Come along.
11:25It's her.
11:28Sir?
11:28Aunt Dahlia.
11:30Tell her I've gone to Switzerland.
11:32Mrs Travers will be most disappointed, sir.
11:35Mrs Travers will be boiling anyway, Jeans,
11:37if she's found out how miserably I fail with that dratted milk jug.
11:39PHONE RINGS
11:44Good morning, Mrs Travers.
11:45Mr Wooster asked me to say that he's gone to Switzerland.
11:48Oh, piffle, Jeans, get the blighter out of bed.
11:51Very good, madam.
11:56Mrs Travers, sir.
11:58But I thought I told you to...
11:59I'm afraid she seemed disinclined to believe me, sir.
12:03Well, I can't face her, Jeeves.
12:05Courage mounteth with the occasion, sir.
12:08Well, it didn't mounteth with me, Jeeves,
12:10on the occasion of coming face to face with an irate aunt.
12:14You know that cow creamer I asked you to sneer at yesterday?
12:17Ah, well, yes, as a matter of fact, I was...
12:18Did you sneer?
12:19I did.
12:20I did.
12:20Well, your snares were wasted.
12:22That unmitigated hound Bassett has bought it.
12:24He went to the shop and told the shopkeeper that Tom had sent him.
12:30Well, well, well.
12:32Is that all you can say?
12:33Well, well, well?
12:35Well?
12:36Oh, do stop it.
12:38If I ever catch the idiot who told Watkin of the thing's existence,
12:41I shall not be responsible for my actions.
12:45Oh, I think I never used to be too severe, Aunt Elia.
12:48Oh, I shall not be severe.
12:49I shall be just.
12:51When I find out who it was,
12:53I shall sever his head from his shoulders.
12:57You admit, I hope,
12:59that by every moral law that cow creamer belongs to Tom.
13:03Emphatically.
13:04And that if Tom finds out that Watkin blasted Bassett has got it,
13:07he'll probably sink into a dreadful lassitude
13:10and take no further interest in life.
13:12If you say so, whole flesh and blood.
13:15Good.
13:18Because you're going to steal it back for me.
13:24I don't care how spiritual Harold Pinker is Madeline.
13:28I'm Stephanie's guardian.
13:29You know he played cricket for Oxford.
13:31I don't care if he played Tiddlywinks for the Sorbonne.
13:34It's bad enough you and this new fancier you've got coming down.
13:39I'm not having her marry somehow.
13:41Be a curate.
13:44Harold is not half-baked, Uncle Watty.
13:47Perhaps someone left the oven door open.
13:49I don't want to hear another word about this, Stephanie.
13:52He won't always be a curate, either.
13:54Good.
13:55When he's Archbishop of Canterbury, he can ask you to marry him.
14:03It's no good, Stiffy.
14:05Sir Watkin will never allow you to throw yourself away on a penniless curate.
14:10Oh, you are wet sometimes, Harold.
14:13We've just got to convince him that you're the stuff Archbishops are made of.
14:18All right.
14:19I shall be dignified.
14:22I shall be a bane.
14:24If he could just not trip over the furniture, it'd be a start.
14:28Come on.
14:29There's the gong.
14:30Come along, Bartholomew.
14:35Under the new order, the whole of Wales and Scotland will be given over to the production of the potato.
14:41Nothing but potatoes.
14:44Nothing but potatoes.
14:46Just as Gloucestershire will be entirely laid down to turnips and will cheer to beans.
14:53Rationalization is the order of the day.
14:56Now, the Warwickshire will manufacture umbrellas and shooting sticks,
14:59and Norfolk because of its distinctive topography, motorcars.
15:03I don't quite see that, Spode.
15:06It has all been scientifically worked out, I assure you.
15:16I'm sorry I'm late to walk in.
15:18I've just been arranging my tanks.
15:21Tanks?
15:23Yes, my newt tanks.
15:25Mr. Fingernot will breed newt.
15:28When Augustus and I are married, I'm going to learn all about newt.
15:32Married?
15:33Augustus and I are getting married.
15:37Little Madeline?
15:39Married?
15:41To him?
15:51Oh.
15:53Have you seen Madeline?
15:54Gassy, could you help?
15:55I don't know.
15:57I've got something in my eye.
15:58A fly or something.
16:00Oh, yes, yes, yes.
16:04Let's...
16:05Why don't you have a look over there at the light?
16:11Gassy!
16:15Oh, hello, Madeline.
16:17Oh!
16:24Telegram for Mr. Worcester.
16:25Thank you, Mrs. Jarvis.
16:27I've got a telegram for you, sir.
16:32Oh, yes, right.
16:33You better read it, Jeeves.
16:34Very good, sir.
16:38Come immediately, Sirius, Rift, Madeline and Self.
16:43Unless you come earliest possible moment, prepared, lend every effort reconciliation,
16:50wedding will be broken off.
16:52Reply, Gassy, sir.
16:55Ah, well, these are deep waters, Jeeves.
16:58There's only one thing we can say with any certainty, and that is that Gassy has made an ass of
17:02himself again.
17:03There is that possibility, sir.
17:06Have you got your telegraph pad, Handley?
17:08Yes, sir.
17:09Right, well, send this.
17:14Think not all, Totley Towers, Totley in the world, Gloucestershire.
17:18Yes, that's all very well.
17:19You say, come here immediately, but how Dickens can I?
17:22Relations between Pop Bassett and Self, not such as to make him welcome Bertram,
17:28would hurl out on ear and set dogs on.
17:31What serious rift?
17:33Why serious rift?
17:35Why Dickens?
17:36What have you been doing to the girl?
17:38Reply, Bertie.
17:43Forgive me for mentioning it, sir,
17:45but am I not right in thinking that should the rift between Mr Finknottle and Miss Bassett not be healed,
17:50Miss Bassett may well raise her sights and regard you as a matrimonial prospect once again.
17:57Good Lord, Jeeves, you're absolutely right.
17:59Well, we shall have to go down to Totley in person.
18:02Send a telegram cancelling that last telegram.
18:05Ah, I haven't sent this one yet, sir.
18:07What? Well, get weaving, Jeeves. Get them both off at once.
18:11Yes, sir.
18:13Totley Towers might also seem the convenient place, sir,
18:16from which to send Mrs Travers a telegram,
18:19informing her that we had tried, but regrettably failed,
18:22to steal the cow creamer.
18:24If the dog's anything,
18:39Thank you, Herr,
18:40I'll be doing well.
18:42Good day.
18:53Thank you, sir.
19:18Hands up!
19:22and now look
19:25now what can come here
19:28yes here i am what is it look at this good god the bag snatcher it already begun to loot
19:36the place
19:36look he's got your creamer again it's unbelievable he must have followed us down
19:41bring him along to the library i'll issue a warrant for the rest put the ruffian away once
19:46and for all why if he resists shoot him spode don't hesitate will you listen what a lot of noise
19:52by batty when did you get here i've only just arrived you don't mean you know this man of course
20:00i know him daddy batty is an old friend of mine i told you he was coming he snatches bags
20:07and makes
20:07daylight raids on antique shops he's after me cow creamer look he's got the blasted thing in his
20:13hand you are an old silly daddy naturally your silver would be the first thing bertie would want
20:20to look for bertie is mr travers nephew what tom travers new so of course he's interested in
20:27silver just like his uncle oh come along bertie
20:43how sweet of you to come bertie but everything sorted out i thought i found him flirting with my
20:49cousin stephanie but he was only taking a fly out of her eye you know bertie sometimes i ask myself
20:55if
20:56i'm worthy of so rare a soul as augustus oh i wouldn't ask yourself rot like that of course you
21:02are now when gussie first met you i said to myself that's the bird there she spouts uh so when's
21:08the
21:08wedding to be september oh well i'd make it a bit earlier than that if i were you you think
21:13so oh yes
21:14definitely get it over and done with then it's off your mind oh you you can't be married too soon
21:18to a
21:18chap like gussie dear bertie oh it's the soul of generosity
21:36worcester i want a word with you ah i have been talking to sir watkin bassett oh yes we know
21:45why you
21:45are here oh yes stop saying oh yes you miserable worm and listen to me it is perfectly plain to
21:52us
21:53why you are here your uncle has sent you to steal the cow creamer for him no you needn't trouble
21:59to
21:59tonight i found you with a thing in your hands already well you're being watched worcester watched
22:04closely there's going to be a police guard on the cow creamer and if you're caught trying to steal it
22:11i shall immediately beat you to a jelly or perhaps you think you will be clever enough to steal it
22:18without being detected listen to this if that thing disappears at all i shall know where it has gone
22:27and i shall still beat you to a jelly you will then go to prison have you got that clear
22:45right to aunt dahlia um i say look here this is absolutely impossible uh not to say out of the
22:56question spode has already threatened yours truly uh sorry and all that oh about the cow creamer
23:06i mean anyway there it is toodle pip your affectionate nephew bertie is it a code
23:19and all that oh just a little bit of a snake or something but uh yeah it is so let's
23:36get out of the
23:39way you will get out of the weekend and you're gonna be what does that do you want to see
23:41me be you get out of the way you get out of the way you get out of the way
23:44i am going to
23:47Get away! Get away from me, you stupid!
24:06What on earth did you do that for?
24:10You might have scared him out of his wits, hurling yourself about like that.
24:14Poor old Bartholomew.
24:16I must caution you, Miss Stephanie.
24:18Did the ugly man nearly squash him slut?
24:21I was proceeding along a public highway when the dog leaped at me in a virulent manner.
24:27I was zirled from my bicycle.
24:29Well, you shouldn't ride a bicycle. Bartholomew hates bicycles.
24:32I ride a bicycle, Miss, because if I didn't, I would have to cover my beat on foot.
24:37Do you good. Get some of the fat off you.
24:39I will have to summon you once more, Miss,
24:41for being in possession of a savage dog whilst not under proper control.
24:45Don't be an ass, Oates.
24:47You can't expect a dog to pass up a policeman on a bicycle.
24:50It isn't human nature.
24:52I intend to fight this case to the House of Lords.
24:55And I shall call this gentleman as material witness.
24:59Oh, it's you, Bertie. Did you see what happened?
25:03Ringside seat.
25:05Well, stand by to be subpoenaed.
25:07Be that as it may, Miss.
25:09We'll see about that.
25:15I'm just on my way to see Harold.
25:17We're engaged, you know.
25:20Oh, don't tell us so.
25:22Uncle Watkin mustn't know about it until he's been well-sweetened.
25:25And who is this Harold?
25:27You know Harold. You were at Oxford together.
25:30He's the curate here in the village.
25:33He talks a lot about you.
25:35Harold Pinker.
25:38Stinker Pinker.
25:40Great Scott.
25:42I wonder where he'd come to.
25:44Oh, there you are, Bertie.
25:53Here's Harold.
25:54Stinker.
25:55Good heavens.
25:56Bertie.
25:57Well, well, well.
25:58Oh, Miss Wonderball became of you.
26:00I was wondering only the other day what had happened to you.
26:02Good heavens.
26:03Well, well, well.
26:04Extraordinary thing.
26:05And here you are.
26:06Well, well, well.
26:08Absolutely amazing.
26:09Good heavens.
26:10Is that the end?
26:12Bertie, we want you to do something for us.
26:14What?
26:16Harold.
26:17We can't talk here.
26:18Come up to Harold's room in the rectory.
26:20Fancy you engaged to all the stinker.
26:22I'm so happy I could bite a grave.
26:24At least I should be.
26:28Sit down, Bertie.
26:30You tell him, Harold.
26:32Well, what we thought was you could steal Sir Watkins' new cow cream.
26:41What's the point of that?
26:42Then Harold can get it back.
26:44Hand it over to Uncle Watkins and earn his undying gratitude.
26:49Oh, I see.
26:52I see.
26:53You want me to put on a black mask, break in through the window, snitch this objet d'art and
26:57then hand it over to Stinker.
26:58We hadn't thought of a mask.
27:00That's a very good idea, Bertie.
27:02And then I go off and do my stretch at Dartmoor.
27:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
27:06You escape, of course.
27:08Then Harold comes back into the house, covered in blood.
27:11Whose blood?
27:12Well, yours, we thought.
27:15There's got to be signs of a struggle to make it more interesting.
27:18Midnight tonight, okay?
27:20Don't you think it's a wonderful scheme, Bertie?
27:22Wonderful.
27:22Goodbye, Stiffy.
27:24But you don't mean you won't do it.
27:25I do mean I won't do it.
27:33Bertie!
27:33I think you're a pig!
27:35A pig?
27:36Maybe.
27:36But a shrewd, level-headed pig.
27:38A pig who was not born yesterday and has seen a thing or two.
27:41Oh, all right, Bertie.
27:43But I think you're jolly mean.
27:46I don't know how Madeline can be so fond of you.
27:49Now that she and Gussie have broken their engagement, you should show a little interest.
27:53She's such a lovely girl.
27:54Stiffy, you will understand that I'm implying nothing derogatory to your cousin
27:57when I say that there are certain females whom one is prepared to fight off with a blackjack.
28:02And it is to this group that your cousin Madeline belongs.
28:05Besides which, Madeline tells me that she and Gussie are all hearts and flowers again anyway.
28:12Why have you gone all quiet?
28:15I'm just trying to straighten things out in my mind.
28:19You know, Bertie, if I told Madeline that Gussie really was trying to kiss me the other night...
28:25But he wasn't.
28:26Well, how do you know?
28:28Well, I know Gussie.
28:30But if I did tell Madeline that, then it would be over for good between her and Gussie.
28:35And she'd probably start thinking about you again, Bertie.
28:38You know how fond of you she is.
28:40Now, look!
28:41However, as you're going to be so sweet and are going to help me and Harold by stealing that cow
28:47cream of him,
28:49I suppose I shall have to stretch a point or two and not tell her.
28:54Sniffy.
28:55Midnight tonight, Bertie.
29:11Mrs. Trevers has arrived, sir.
29:14She has a matter of some importance she wishes to discuss with him.
29:26Ah!
29:27What ho, Aunt of my bosom?
29:29What do you mean by sending me those blasted silly telegrams?
29:33What?
29:33Oh, in re the cow cream, you mean?
29:35Well, as I said, Aunt Dahlia, one has tried, one has failed.
29:38One can do no more.
29:39Don't you try that dying duck in a thunderstorm stuff on me, young Bertie.
29:43You will get that cow cream.
29:46No, no, you don't understand, Aunt Dahlia. I have tried.
29:48I've been threatened with a shotgun and Roderick Spode says that if I try again,
29:52he'll beat me into a jelly.
29:53Yeah?
29:54Go on.
29:55What do you mean, yes, go on?
29:57You wouldn't want your favourite nephew to be beaten into a jelly now, would you?
30:00Might be an improvement.
30:02Oh, just put yourself together, Wooster, and retrieve that cow creamer.
30:09Get him moving, Jeeves.
30:11Very good, Mrs. Trevers.
30:15This is getting beyond a joke, Jeeves.
30:17Aunt Dahlia wants me to pinch that blasted cow creamer.
30:20Do you want me to pinch the cow creamer, Jeeves?
30:24I think it would be most unwise, sir.
30:27Well, you're the only one.
30:28I explained to her why it was impossible and all she could say was, well, get on with it.
30:31There may be a way of taking Roderick Spode and his threats of violence out of the picture altogether, sir.
30:37Really?
30:38I don't see how.
30:39If one were to get the goods on Mr. Spode, as I believe the underworld phraseology has it,
30:44he might well be rendered a negligible force, sir.
30:47Oh, yes.
30:48We haven't got anything on him.
30:49I don't even know where we'd look.
30:50I was thinking of the Junior Ganymede, sir.
30:54It is a club for gentlemen's personal gentlemen in Curzon Street.
30:58A club?
30:59What do you mean like Whites?
31:00Of a similar nature, sir.
31:02The premises are more comfortable, however, and the members less Bolshevik.
31:06And you're a member?
31:07Oh, indeed, sir.
31:08And Mr. Spode's personal attendant is sure to be a member also
31:11and would naturally have confided to the secretary a good deal of information concerning Mr. Spode
31:17for inclusion in the club book.
31:21The club book?
31:23Under Rule 11, each member is required to supply the club with full information
31:27regarding his employer's past and present.
31:30This not only provides entertaining reading, but also serves as a warning to those members
31:35who may be contemplating taking service with gentlemen who fall short of the ideal.
31:41Did you tell them about me?
31:42Oh, yes, sir.
31:44Well, everything.
31:45The night I came home from Pongo Twistleton's birthday party
31:48and mistook the standard lamp for a burglar.
31:50That episode is a particular favourite with members, sir.
31:53They like to have these things to read on wet afternoons.
31:57Oh.
31:57So what's your idea, then?
31:58Phone the secretary for information about Spode?
32:01The secretary is not permitted to dispense such highly confidential information
32:05over the telephone wires, sir.
32:09Oh.
32:17Right.
32:17Hall set, Jeeves?
32:18Yes, sir.
32:19Good.
32:19For heaven's sake, hurry back.
32:21Indeed, sir.
32:26Hello, Desmond.
32:27Here's some nice antics for you.
32:30Come on.
32:31Why don't you get up onto your nice rock?
32:33What?
32:33Oh.
32:35Oh.
32:35That's a bit warm, isn't it?
32:38What a silly daddy.
32:41There.
32:54Come in.
32:56Oh.
32:56Oh.
32:57Sorry, sir.
32:57I just wanted to turn your bed down.
32:59Shall I come back later, sir?
33:01Hmm?
33:01No, no, no, no.
33:02This curtain's stuck.
33:06I'll get Mr. Herbert to come up and see to it, sir.
33:09You could reach it if I lifted you up.
33:11Oh, I don't know about that, sir.
33:13Well, it's Desmond, you see.
33:14The sun's on his tank.
33:16I don't know, sir.
33:17No, just stand there.
33:18You see, it's the wing that's stuck.
33:20I think...
33:20No, no, I can't quite reach, sir.
33:23Well, we'll try once more.
33:25I don't know as I can, sir.
33:27Of course you can.
33:28Come on.
33:30Gussie.
33:31Oh, hello, Madeleine.
33:33I'm just, er...
33:33Gussie, how could you?
33:36Madeleine?
33:38Of course one can't get proper gentlemen nowadays.
33:43They're not what they were, sir.
33:46The one I've got at the moment insists on calling me by my first name.
33:50Oh, good.
33:51Oh, one tries to be tactful, of course.
33:54One is simply swimming against the tide.
33:57I blame their parents.
33:58Yes, I am.
33:59How's yours now, dear?
34:01Oh, really?
34:02Quite promising.
34:03I always suspected I could make something of him, and such is proving to be the case.
34:08Ah.
34:09But you want to see the book, don't you?
34:11I'm not considering another gentleman.
34:14This is quite another matter.
34:18The book for Mr. Jeeves, if you please.
34:22Well, I must say, mine's coming along very nicely, very nicely indeed.
34:25You remember I had to be quite severe with him about wearing a soft hat before Goodwin?
34:30Good as gold, ma'am.
34:32Good as gold.
34:33Ah.
34:35I'm really quite concerned about this first name, Mrs.
34:39I think they pick it up from the cinema.
34:42But why don't you try not answering when he calls you by the wrong way?
34:47Oh, I don't think I could carry that off.
34:49One doesn't like to hurt their feelings, Mr. Oswald.
34:52I don't know.
34:52No, I don't know.
34:54No, I don't know.
34:56No, I don't know.
34:57No, I don't know.
34:57No, I don't know.
34:58Come on.
35:04Go on.
35:05Yes.
35:05Yes.
35:06Go on.
35:08.
35:13.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:49Anything I can do for you, Spurred?
35:51Why wasn't Fink Nottle at dinner?
35:53Perhaps he wasn't hungry.
35:55I'm looking for him.
35:57Oh, right.
35:58Well, any message if you should turn up?
36:00Tell him I'm going to break his neck.
36:04Break his neck?
36:05Right.
36:05And if you should ask why?
36:07He knows why.
36:08Because he's a butterfly who toys with women's hearts
36:12and throws them aside like soiled gloves.
36:16Do butterflies do that?
36:18Are you trying to be funny?
36:21No, no, no.
36:22Good.
36:32Barbie.
36:41Show yourself.
36:42I am not afraid.
36:47Do you bring a message for me from the other side?
36:49Don't let me out of here.
37:00They ought to put handles on the inside of those things.
37:03What were you doing in there?
37:05Hiding.
37:07Why you didn't look in the wardrobe, I can't imagine.
37:09I thought these dictators were meant to be thorough.
37:11Stop complaining.
37:13What's all this about you throwing away Madeline's heart?
37:15It wasn't me.
37:15It was her.
37:16The housemaid was helping me with a curtain.
37:19Madeline came in and...
37:20Oh, what's the use?
37:22How are you on knotting sheets, Bertie?
37:25What do you mean, knotting sheets?
37:26They do it in books.
37:28You tie knots in them and then climb down out of the window.
37:30Oh, you're not afraid of spode.
37:32I am.
37:33No, there's nothing for it but to start knotting sheets.
37:36You're knotting my sheets.
37:41But, Bertie, my life is at stake.
37:43I don't care.
37:43I've declined to be a party to this craven scooting.
37:51Very well.
37:52I shall have to go off and hide some at dawn when the milk train leaves.
37:58Goodbye, Bertie.
38:00You have disappointed me.
38:02Well, you have disappointed me.
38:04I thought you had guts.
38:05I have.
38:06And I don't want the ones exposed fooling about with them.
38:12So, twelve o'clock midnight, you're waiting in the silver room, all right?
38:15Yes.
38:16Yes, I see.
38:17In comes Bertie.
38:18You let him take the creamer thing and then you biff him.
38:21Biff him.
38:22Yes.
38:23I see.
38:25He has agreed to this now, has he?
38:27He hasn't any choice.
38:32Oh, that should do it, I should think.
38:38Really?
38:39You want to see some blood, remember?
38:43Oh.
38:50Who goes there?
38:53All quiet, Oates.
38:54All quiet, Sir Watkins, sir.
38:56I'm turning in now.
38:58Remember, Oates, I'm relying on you.
39:00And keep a special eye on that cow creamer.
39:02Very good, Sir Watkins, sir.
39:17Well, what happened, Oates?
39:19Has Spode got a secret?
39:20Indeed he has, sir.
39:22Tell me all.
39:23I fear I cannot do that, sir.
39:26The rules of the club regarding the dissemination of such material are very rigid.
39:31Well, what was the bloody use of going then?
39:33It's only the details of the matter that I'm precluded from mentioning, sir.
39:37Well, I am perfectly at liberty to tell you that it would greatly lessen Mr. Spode's potentiality for evil
39:44were you to inform him that you know all about Eulalie.
39:51Eulalie?
39:52Eulalie, sir.
39:55You're sure you can't go any deeper into the subject?
39:58Quite sure, sir.
39:59Were I to do so, it is probable that my resignation would be called for.
40:03Well, we wouldn't want that, of course.
40:05Oh, all right, Jeeves. Drive on.
40:08Eulalie, eh?
40:09Yeah.
40:21Oi!
40:23Oh!
40:23I thought it was Spode.
40:25What do you mean, sneaking up on a fellow like that?
40:28This is my blasting room thing, Dottle.
40:30What do you mean, my mucking up my bedlid enough after I specifically forbade it?
40:34You have sheets of your own, go and knock those.
40:36How can I, Spode sitting on my bed?
40:38Ah, well, I have good news for you on that front, Gussie.
40:41You need no longer fear, Spode.
40:44What do you mean, I need no longer fear, Spode?
40:46Talk sense, Worcester.
40:47I mean exactly what I say.
40:49Spode, qua, menace, if qua is the word I'm after, is a thing of the past.
40:54I have learned something about him, Gussie, which he would not care to have generally known.
40:58What?
40:59Do not bother yourself with details, old fruit.
41:01Suffice it to say that I am now in a position to put it across the fellow in no uncertain
41:05fashion.
41:06If he should attempt any rough stuff, I shall give him the works.
41:08Frank, come back!
41:10Ah, this may be the blighter now.
41:12Lock the door! Lock the door!
41:14That will not be necessary.
41:15Watch me deal with him, Gussie.
41:17It may amuse you.
41:21Well, Spode, what is it now?
41:24Spode!
41:25What do you want?
41:26Well, since you ask, I would like to know why the devil you keep coming into my private apartment
41:32and then taking up space, which I require, for other purposes.
41:35I assume you have a room of your own.
41:37Why don't you get back there, you fat slob, and stay there?
41:42Did you call me a fat slob?
41:44I did.
41:45Well, I think it's about time that some public-spirited person told you where to get off.
41:49The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you've succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits
41:54to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you're someone.
41:59You hear them shouting, Hail, Spode, and you imagine it's the voice of the people.
42:02That is where you make your bloomer.
42:04What the voice of the people is actually saying is,
42:06look at that frightful ass, Spode, swanking about in footer bags.
42:10Did you ever in your life see such a perfect perisher?
42:13I shall attend to you later.
42:16On the contrary, Spode, I shall attend to you now.
42:19Spode, I know your secret.
42:22Me?
42:23I know all about.
42:27Well, you know all about what?
42:31Ah.
42:32You're fine, Maul.
42:51Eucalyptus!
43:00Eucalyptus!
43:07Eucalyptus!
43:09You...
43:12And you...
43:14Eucarist!
43:17Eucalyptus!
43:19Eucalyptus!
43:20Eucalyptus!
43:21Eucalyptus!
43:22You, you, you!
43:26You, you, you, you!
43:32What should I do?
43:43You're the lead!
43:46What?
43:48I know all my bits, Moe.
43:51Oh, yes, I know all about you, Lily.
43:54Oh.
43:56But...
43:58How did you, how did you find out?
44:01Well, I know.
44:03I have my methods, I suppose.
44:05But you, you won't tell anyone, will you, Worcester?
44:10No, I won't.
44:11Thank you, Worcester, thank you.
44:12Provided that we have no more of these extraordinary exhibitions on your part.
44:17Of course, of course.
44:19I've been acting rather hastily.
44:22I forgot myself.
44:23It won't happen again.
44:25Well, it had better not.
44:26It's all threatening to beat a chap to a jelly.
44:29Oh, no, I know. I was wrong.
44:31Well, I shall be very sharp on that sort of thing in future, I suppose.
44:35Oh, I understand.
44:36Yes. As a matter of fact, I've not been at all satisfied with your behaviour ever since I came to
44:40this house.
44:40You called me a miserable worm this morning.
44:43I'm sorry that I called you a miserable worm, Worcester.
44:47I spoke without thinking.
44:50Ah, yes. Well, always think, Spode. Always.
44:53Right, well, that is all. You may withdraw. Good night, Spode.
44:57Good night, Worcester.
44:58And say good night nicely to Mr Finknottle.
45:02Good night, Finknottle.
45:04Good night.
45:10Oh, my God!
45:14Oh, my God.
45:16Oh, my God!
45:18Oh, my God!
45:19Oh, my God!
45:32Oh, my God!
45:34You are just like a cat around the mirror!
45:34Oh, my boys.
45:39Oi!
46:06Oh, my lords!
46:23Where do you think you're going?
46:26It's gone, sir.
46:27What's gone?
46:28The cow thing, sir. It's gone.
46:30You're just going off and leaving everything else unguarded, witless...
46:53You did it!
46:59Help! Thief! Help!
47:01It's not Bertie!
47:03What? Oh, it doesn't matter.
47:06Help!
47:07I can't understand it, Sir Watkins, sir.
47:10It's going to be there somewhere, Sir Watkins, sir.
47:14Harold caught the thief.
47:16What? Oh, well done, young man. Well done.
47:19Who's that?
47:19Harold saw him come in and hit him with his cricket pad.
47:22What the devil are you doing, Spode?
47:24Spode?
47:24Oh, no, you idiot!
47:26That fool! The policeman said there was some silver missing.
47:29There was an intruder, Sir Watkins, sir.
47:31I very nearly apprehended him, and my cow came out.
47:36It's gone.
47:38It's gone.
47:48Well?
47:50Nothing, Sir Watkins, sir.
47:51You searched every room.
47:53Every room, every piece of luggage. Not a sign.
47:56You have trampled on the most elementary rules of hospitality, Sir Watkins.
48:04If you are now quite satisfied, I shall shake the dust of this place from my feet.
48:12Butterfield!
48:13Be so good as to call me in a taxi.
48:16Very good.
48:23Thank you, Mr Butterfield, for a most enjoyable stay.
48:37How many rum, Jeeves, all that?
48:39Indeed, sir.
48:40It just seems to have banished it to thin air.
48:44Anything all right, old kith and kin?
48:46Everything's wonderful, thank you, Bertie dear.
48:48We were just wondering who on earth could have stolen the cow creamer, weren't we, Jeeves?
48:51Indeed, sir.
48:52Nobody stole the cow creamer.
48:54It was confiscated for a return to its rightful owner.
48:58Confiscated?
48:58Well, who confiscated it?
49:00I did.
49:01Then I gave it to Jeeves to hide for me.
49:04Have you got it, Jeeves?
49:08Good Lord.
49:18Good Lord.
49:21Thank you, Jeeves.
49:24Ta-da, Bertie.
49:32Good Lord.
49:36There is just one thing, Jeeves.
49:38I do wish you could give me the inside dope about you, Lynn.
49:41The rules of the Junior Ganymede are extremely strict, sir.
49:45Jeeves, if you give me the lowdown, I will come on that world cruise of yours.
49:51No, sir.
49:52No, I could not betray a trust.
49:55Jeeves, I stand in awe.
49:57I'm almost tempted to come on that world cruise anyway as a reward for your resolution.
50:01That would be extremely generous, sir.
50:03I said almost, Jeeves.
50:06Yes, sir.
50:07The adverb did not escape me.
50:19All I have to do now.
50:20I
50:21By the Association of DC KateDom.
50:21All I have to do is choose.
50:21I do 대'棘.
50:42If you please do these lastister chances I'd never forget.
50:42I don't think so.
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