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Minder S01E04 Tethered Goat
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00:00No, no, look, hey, look, if you stand there solidly, your feet are all in the wrong position, you're going
00:05to get hit all the time, you've got no way to move, you should, if you bounce, you should be
00:08able to bounce, keep your feet, look, I'll show you, look, Luthor, come and throw a few right angles at
00:13me.
00:13Well, look, you're right, here you go.
00:15That's typical, hey, look, look, I'm moving, right, I'm moving, I'm not going to be able to see you.
00:34Hello, Arthur, hello, George, you've got a kid down here, yeah, my boy, Tony McCann, helps him out with her
00:40boxing, no, ain't that public severity, oh, yeah.
00:45How's the little lady, Nick?
00:46Oh, a diamond, George.
00:48A treasure, eh?
00:49Hard, like flint.
00:58He's still a bit tasty, you're Terry, isn't he?
01:00He does all right by me, I reckon.
01:02Dad, can I start Brenda's tonight?
01:09I say, you don't mind subletting him, is that right?
01:13Depends on the price, George.
01:15And the job, nothing dodgy.
01:17That's it.
01:21Would I put you on to something not strictly kosher?
01:24Come on.
01:25Dad, can I?
01:26Look, shout it, Aunt Fia.
01:28What's the score, then?
01:30There's a couple of punters used my place at Southgate.
01:33They need a bit of muscle.
01:34Now, the money's broken, and I'll make them make it.
01:36Why not?
01:39Make him have it, Terry.
01:41Come on, give him the old M.E.W.
01:46Arthur.
01:47Now, what exactly are you gentlemen looking for?
01:49Oh, it's not easy to describe the sort of person we need.
01:54Essentially, Mr. Daly, we're seeking a man who looks the part.
01:58You know, a bit...
02:00Tasty, but not to...
02:01But not so much as to frighten people.
02:04Sounds like my Terry.
02:05What's the job?
02:05Oh, simply to reassure a visiting client.
02:09Look after him.
02:11Discourage anyone taking advantage.
02:13We wouldn't want him with any kind of, uh...
02:17You know.
02:18A shooter.
02:19Oh, Terry never packs one.
02:20We're strictly legitimate.
02:22George knows that.
02:23Then I think we can do business together.
02:26So, where'd you hear about this?
02:28George Lewis down at the youth club.
02:30Picking up his kid.
02:31Saw your boxing.
02:32Reckoned he'd get you a job for a couple of days.
02:34Who's George Lewis when he's at home?
02:35He owns an escort agency.
02:37A club in South Kent.
02:38You know, discotheque and supper.
02:40Couple of tables upstairs, some girls.
02:42What is it?
02:42All who raise an Arabs?
02:44Ah.
02:46Um, that could be 1.26.
02:50I've arranged an interview for you.
02:52An interview?
02:53What's he want to mind, or I believe in brain surgeon?
02:55Here are.
02:56Two o'clock at that address.
02:58Yeah, all right.
03:00Bit dodgy, though, innit?
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:02Then wouldn't you think they could hire some proper muscle?
03:04Well, maybe they don't know their way around.
03:06Yeah, but maybe they do.
03:09Cheers.
03:10Cheers.
03:20Mr. Elliot.
03:21Yes?
03:23I'm Terry McCann.
03:24I believe Mr. Daly had a word with you about me.
03:27Have you been inside?
03:30Look, just tell me what the job is, eh?
03:33It might be too high class for me.
03:35Carry a piece?
03:37No way.
03:39Anyway, what do you want a bodyguard for?
03:41Big boy like you.
03:43It's for a colleague.
03:44Ah.
03:45A Mr. Syene.
03:47French.
03:48Arab.
03:49Lebanon.
03:50He's in banking.
03:52Commodities.
03:54Very influential.
03:56What's he want a babysitter for, then?
03:58Oh, they get a bit paranoid out there in the Middle East.
04:02It's part of his contract.
04:04Rented house.
04:05Show for bodyguard.
04:06Man servant.
04:07You know the sort of thing.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09My dad never travels anywhere without him.
04:12He'll be here for three or four days.
04:15The car's a Rolls Royce.
04:17And what we're looking for is a driver-cum-minder for Mr. Syene.
04:24Now, listen.
04:25I'm not poncing around in all that chauffeur's gear like somebody's pet monkey.
04:29Personally, I never thought monkeys could drive.
04:33But so long as you look tidy, where would you like?
04:37Any questions so far?
04:38Well, yeah.
04:39Let's get it straight.
04:40Is anybody liable to have a go at this, Mr. Syene?
04:45Good Lord, no.
04:47You can look forward to a nice, easy three days.
05:01Clock's stopped.
05:02Don't worry.
05:03The man servant will wind it.
05:05Man servant?
05:05Yes.
05:06Mr. Syene will need somebody to run the house.
05:08Listen, if I'm going to look after this geezer, I think I ought to be there when you choose
05:12this man servant.
05:14Check him out.
05:15I mean, we don't want a tea leaf about, do we?
05:17There's no need to worry, Terry.
05:20Your Mr. Daly is providing the man servant, so he's bound to be okay.
05:24Now, where shall we start?
05:26Yeah, well, we want to check all the locks, doors, windows, that sort of thing.
05:31All the light switches, creaking boards, anything that might put us in lumber if somebody has
05:35a go at us.
05:50I can't see Elliot being too pleased with you running around in his roller.
05:54Don't worry, Terry.
05:56When the wind of good fortune blows, you've got to capitalise.
05:59Opportunity knocks but once.
06:01What are you going to say to this geezer, anyway?
06:03He's got a very busy programme.
06:05Look, he's a banker, right?
06:06When did a British businessman, e.g. me, allow an Arab banker to walk in and out of his
06:10life without relieving him of the odd hundred Gs?
06:15Now, why would he give you a hundred thousand?
06:18Listen, Arthur, I'm sorry, mate, but you're not in his league.
06:20Terry.
06:21Oh, you do know how to wound, you really do.
06:23Not in his league, eh?
06:25Who looks after you, son?
06:26Who got you a job driving a Rolls Royce when three days ago you were barred from the snooker
06:30all for a six-pound debt?
06:31Look, I'm getting late.
06:32Yeah, well, don't forget the introduction.
06:33This is the managing director of Lockfast Securities.
06:36Yeah, I've got all that.
06:36I'll be just over here, walking by, sort of dead casual, you know, probably smoking a proper
06:41cigar.
06:42That's really going to dazzle him, Arthur.
06:46Yeah, it's a brown model, right in front of you.
06:48The boat sergeant.
06:53Now, Mr. Sardin, you have some identification?
06:57Yeah, of course.
07:03You work for Mr. Sardin?
07:05No, Mr. Elliot, on a contract.
07:07A contract?
07:08I hope not.
07:12Oh, sir.
07:13I see a contract, yes, sir.
07:14Uh, the car says, mate, sir.
07:24Why?
07:25Bless my soul.
07:28Oh, yeah, um, Mr. Sardin, this is Arthur Daly, managing director of...
07:36Sorry, mate.
07:41Who on earth is there?
07:43Uh, Lockfast Securities, sir.
07:46Managing director.
07:47By God.
07:48We've been plagued by scavengers.
07:50Please drive on.
07:51And I'm not supposed to work on that.
08:04I mean, you all want to get started.
08:41Come on.
08:41Steady boyo!
08:43This isn't an adventure playground.
08:45What the hell are you doing here?
08:46A bleeding man servant isn't it?
08:48Arthur hired us. Some, some wog.
08:51Look, a lawyer of Isaiah.
08:52Oh, Your Highness.
08:55The Sheik Syin, I believe.
09:00Salaam Alaikum.
09:02Uh, Alaikum Salaam.
09:05Yes, yes, I, I, I heard the offenders' limousine pull up outside,
09:10and I was sure the Sheik would be grateful for a refreshing glass of cognac.
09:16That is kind, but it is against my religion to drink.
09:21Oh.
09:23Your name is?
09:25Dai Llewellyn at your service, sire.
09:30Effendi, we are a bit rough round the edges,
09:33but for the tops in cooking and the washing of bottles, as they say,
09:37look no further.
09:39Have no fear offendi.
09:42Dai is near.
09:43Well, um, uh, Llewellyn.
09:46No, no.
09:47Llewellyn, sire.
09:49Um, but being not troubled, uh,
09:52we, we Welshmen have great, great difficulties with Arabian words like, uh, camel and, uh, oil.
09:58Yes, I am sure.
10:00Yes.
10:00Llewellyn, I wish to bathe in five minutes,
10:03and I want no herbs or perfumes in the water.
10:06Also, please get my luggage from the car.
10:09Hang my suits, put my shirts, et cetera, in their places,
10:12and lay out my grey three-piece suit with a white poplin shirt and a red silk tie.
10:17Also, I shall require a bowl of consomme and a water biscuit for my lunch in one hour.
10:23And I want this room arranged as a study with a, a desk there,
10:27so I can receive my guests and a formal business footing.
10:31Also, I am not a sheikh.
10:34Neither am I an offendi or a sire.
10:36I am Bassam Sayin, sir or Mr. Sayin, to my staff. Understood?
10:42Luggage from car, bath filled with water neat,
10:46a grey whistle, white shirt, a red silk tie,
10:50a soup, hardtack, and the desk in this room.
10:53No oriental titles, just Mr. or Sir.
10:57Got it, sir. Your wish is my command.
11:07Where in the name of Allah did he come from?
11:11Must be the agency.
11:24Half hour full body massage, assisted shower, topless, two girl topless or VIP.
11:32I only happen to be joint managing director at this place, darling. Where's Frankie?
11:35Look, are you some kind of nutter? I'm gonna get Terry on to you.
11:38Terry's not here, is he?
11:39How do you know?
11:40Because Terry, like you, sweetness, works for me. Where is she?
11:44Hi, doll.
11:47Come to inspect the investment.
11:48Francis, at the risk of industrial action,
11:51will you ask this young lady to smile at the customers
11:53and make the service we offer sound less like the sentence of transportation to new-gitter sizes?
11:57You heard the man. Be kind to the pundits.
12:01Right, business, love. We got this rich Arab up West Kent.
12:03Big house, portable bag notes.
12:09Come in.
12:12Can I have a word, please?
12:14Of course. What can I do for you?
12:16Something you said in the car.
12:18You asked me if I was carrying a gun.
12:19Oh. Nothing.
12:21Nothing.
12:23Is there something I ought to know, Mr. Sine?
12:25No, no, no. Nothing at all.
12:27I have some delicate negotiations going on back in my country.
12:31I'm sorry if I seem preoccupied.
12:34You can always keep in contact by phone.
12:36My presence is needed to avert complications.
12:41Yeah, well, give me the simple life every time.
12:44You know politics. What was it Byron said?
12:47Politics? I thought you were in banking.
12:50Yeah, and, uh, commodities.
12:52You know, you can't be a politician in my country without one of two things.
12:56And what are they?
12:56A hundred million dollars or private army.
13:20Does this Terry McCann know what he's doing?
13:23Let's say he's fairly competent.
13:26Good.
13:28It is important that Sine is provided with a respectable bodyguard.
13:33Have you heard from Beirut?
13:34Yes, everything is fine.
13:36We can go ahead with our business.
13:38Good.
13:39Now, love, remember what I told you.
13:41Are you sure he's good for a century?
13:42Of course.
13:43Look, leave the finance to Arthur.
13:45I just want to sweeten him up for my little, uh, proposition.
13:48All right, Arthur. Things I'd do for you.
13:52That's a spinet.
13:54I see.
13:55Uh, did he leave a number where he could be contacted?
14:00I see.
14:05Oh, that would be Mr. Saadi.
14:07He has an appointment.
14:11Ah.
14:13Welcome to the body.
14:15I'm willing.
14:16Cherry about?
14:17Oh, yeah.
14:19Oh, Arthur.
14:20What are you doing here?
14:21Where's the punter?
14:22Mr. Sain is in there.
14:24No, no.
14:24No, I don't think that's a good idea.
14:26Hey, what's this? Mutiny?
14:27No, but he's not expecting you.
14:30He's waiting for a geezer called Sadi.
14:34Di, kindly announce to Mr. Sain that the security advisor to Mr. Elliott and Mr. Sadi would be grateful for...
14:41Ah.
14:42You are from Mr. Sadi?
14:43We are business associates.
14:45May I come in?
14:54Boudin.
14:55One of my favorites.
14:56But if pressed, I'd have to admit a preference for Cannelloni.
14:59A Canaletto, surely?
15:00Indeed.
15:01What can I do for you, Mr...
15:03Daley.
15:03Arthur Daley.
15:04I understand you're in banking.
15:09That is one of my interests.
15:12Which is no doubt why you require the services of my man, Terry.
15:15Danger of kidnap.
15:16But London is not like Rome.
15:17I have good reason for requiring a bodyguard, Mr. Daley.
15:22Of course, Mr. Sain.
15:23One can't be too careful.
15:24And with my Terry as your minder, you couldn't be in better hands.
15:27Why?
15:27Mr. Daley, I am a busy man.
15:30Please come to the point.
15:32I have private business interests.
15:34Capital very much in a spoken for situation, so to speak.
15:37The opportunity to make four, four and a half millions.
15:41Oh, I am very pleased for you.
15:44And?
15:45And I am prepared to offer a businessman of impeccable credentials,
15:49such as yourself, the opportunity to make a small investment,
15:52say, 150,000 pounds.
15:54I have not that kind of money.
15:57Oh, I arranged a meeting to familiarize you with all the details.
16:00I mean, my accountant.
16:01Forgive me.
16:01But I could not contemplate doing business with a, forgive me, a complete stranger.
16:07Well, perhaps I can take you out to lunch.
16:09Shall we say tomorrow?
16:10One?
16:11I am afraid my schedule forbids it.
16:14Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Daley.
16:17Goodbye.
16:18Perhaps some of your colleagues.
16:19We are not in the investment business.
16:21Thank you for a generous offer.
16:24Well, at least we've made contact.
16:26Indeed.
16:26I'll just leave you my card.
16:28You are too kind.
16:29Day or night.
16:30Goodbye.
16:31For the present.
16:37All right, Chief?
16:39Hmm.
16:41You know, Terry, I have been to London before.
16:44Yes?
16:45I stayed in the Dorchester Hotel, private suite.
16:48Three bodyguards, all armed.
16:50My first guest was the Permanent Secretary of the Foreign Office.
16:55Yes.
16:55What's gone wrong?
17:15Yes, I want to call Beirut.
17:30I don't know.
17:31You are too good, sir.
17:33I'm sorry.
17:34Is that OK?
17:35You're just getting the Sheik's recreation sorted out a bit.
17:38Hold on, hold on.
17:40Link in it!
17:41Oh, hi, Terry.
17:48Oh, look.
17:49Don't get the wrong idea, boy.
17:51No.
17:52This is for Frank.
17:53He's nerves.
17:53You know how you're doing.
17:53Oh, dears. Err? Nerves? What's going on?
17:57A standard drill for your Arab, isn't it?
18:00Come this time of day, they like to slip into something casual like.
18:05He'd think that we were not on the ball
18:08if we hadn't spirited a little Turkish delight into his boudoir, see?
18:13All right, whose idea was this, eh?
18:15You, get dressed. Come on. Come on.
18:18Arthur's right.
18:19Well, he said he'd be good for a ton.
18:22No, listen, Di, something's up, so lay off the gargle.
18:24Up? What?
18:26Well, I don't know, but something's wrong. I don't feel it.
18:28Bother, boy?
18:29Yeah, maybe.
18:30In the meantime, you get her to the kitchen
18:32and spirit her out when the coast is clear. Got it?
18:37Bloody Arthur.
18:40And Khalid, did you talk with him?
18:48Yeah, I'm not sure.
18:49There's no sign of Sadi or the Englishman Elliot.
18:51And no reply from their telephone.
18:57Very well.
18:58I shall call again tonight.
19:03Everything all right, Chief?
19:05I don't know, young man.
19:27I'm sorry about your friend Daley and his business proposal.
19:30Don't worry about it.
19:32Here, sir, Vive.
19:32I can't understand how a fit, bright young man like yourself
19:36should want someone like Arthur around you.
19:39Yeah, well, I've often wondered that myself.
19:42Heart of gold, though.
19:43And he got you this appointment, hmm?
19:45Well, through a friend of his who met a couple of blokes in a club.
19:48Elliot and Sadi.
19:49That's right, yeah.
19:50He said they needed a minder, and here I am.
19:56What's up, Mr. Sain?
19:59Don't you think I'm up to it?
20:00No, no, Terry.
20:00I think you are very able.
20:02It's just...
20:05No disrespect.
20:06Well, are we, then?
20:08I think you're out of your class.
20:10I'm sorry.
20:11My enemies do not box fairly.
20:14They are not English cricket players.
20:16Enemies?
20:17Hold on.
20:18Elliot said he was hiring me to babysit a nice old banker
20:22who was a bit fussy about his status.
20:24He said you needed a minder the same as you need a big motor
20:26or gold taps on your bath appearances.
20:29Elliot told you this?
20:30Yeah, well, that was the drift.
20:32But now it don't square with the vibes I'm receiving.
20:35You're in trouble, aren't you?
20:39Frankly, Terry, I cannot really afford to be away from Beirut right now.
20:44Beirut?
20:45There you go again.
20:46I'm sorry?
20:47Begging the bleeding question.
20:48Look, we're talking about enemies, me being out of my class,
20:51and all because I suspect that I'm not dressed properly.
20:54Dressed?
20:54But your clothes are perfectly...
20:56No, no, no.
20:57Tooled up.
20:58Carrying a gun.
21:00Ah.
21:01So come on in.
21:02Let's see what we're getting into.
21:04I'm sorry.
21:05I'm merely getting impatient, that's all.
21:07Yet my hands are tied until Mr. Sardi turns up.
21:10Is that the truth?
21:11Of course.
21:16Now, if you will excuse me, I have a great deal to do.
21:25Where's Frankie?
21:25Has she gone?
21:26Oh, getting changed.
21:28Yes, yes.
21:29Any more news on the bother, Terry, bro?
21:32I don't know, but I don't like it, mate.
21:34Listen, you just see that Frankie gets out of here, all right?
21:49Arthur?
21:50Yes, Terry?
21:53No, everything is not all right, mate.
21:56Listen, this bloke's saying is into something really heavy.
21:59Come on, Terry.
22:00Don't let's get paranoid.
22:02But the last time he came to London, he had three armed bodyguards.
22:06Now, nice old bankers don't go around mob-handed.
22:09You, um, reckon there's, uh, danger?
22:12I reckon, as you might say, Arthur, that he's been lured here from Beirut.
22:18Well, for what purpose?
22:20For the purpose of topping.
22:22Oh, hello.
22:23You there, Terry?
22:24Get out now, right away, and bring Di with you.
22:25Well, maybe I'm imagining it.
22:28And maybe you're not.
22:29Maybe you're not.
22:30Look, I'll phone Elliot and tell him he's got to replace you.
22:32I'll, uh, tell him I need you for another job.
22:34And listen, Terry, if there's any aggro, bug out, right?
22:37If it comes down to shoot us, I'm off.
22:39Good boy.
22:39I'll ring you.
22:41Okay, thanks.
22:44Thanks a lot, Arthur.
22:46You're a prince.
23:09Yes.
23:11Yes.
23:15Ah.
23:16Oh, Fendi.
23:18The Bedotent, the freedom of the noble nomad, have given way to telephone, gold-plated fountain pen and pocket calculator.
23:32By the way, did you know St. John Philby out, out there in the desert?
23:37Llewelyn, I am not a nomad.
23:39What do you want?
23:41Yes.
23:41Um, I was a prisoner of the Japanese, you know, sire.
23:48Also, a valet to the late Peter Rahman.
23:52Please, I am very busy.
23:53Now, in other words, your serenity, I am acquainted with the world.
23:58Other parts.
23:59Other customs, isn't it now?
24:01Llewelyn.
24:01Yes, yes.
24:02Look, a little diversion, sire.
24:04A little breath of Arabic.
24:07I do not need.
24:08Ah, sire, sire, you see.
24:10A good manservant anticipates, anticipates the needs of his master.
24:17Very well.
24:18Get on with it.
24:29No, please.
24:30This is unbearable.
24:37Bloody Arthur.
25:03They can't find Saudi either, eh?
25:06Well, you speak Arabic?
25:07No.
25:08I read expressions.
25:11Listen, I got rid of the circus.
25:13Dyer's making a curry.
25:14He's not a bad cook as it happens.
25:22So what's it all about?
25:41Why should I confide in you, young man?
25:44Look, you may have a private army in Beirut, but here in West Kensington, you've got me and
25:49a gargalapy Welsh chef when I asked if you had a gun, I was surprised you said no.
25:56Elliot should never have provided me with an unarmed chef du corps.
25:59Eh?
26:00Bodyguard.
26:01I had two, all armed, with submachine guns.
26:03This isn't Beirut.
26:05But Elliot knows that my life is always in danger.
26:09And then he hired you.
26:12And a lunatic manservant.
26:14It's beyond my understanding.
26:38It's beyond my understanding.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:57Let's have to get back in.
27:00Help.
27:01Gary.
27:02Gary.
27:03This is one from the thin blue line.
27:05What are you doing?
27:06The law.
27:06You have a friendly London body.
27:08Don't call the police, please.
27:09I'm sorry, sunshine.
27:10It's my life I'm worried about.
27:12Number one.
27:14except it's academic now isn't it know what i mean they cut the line standard practice before
27:19an attempt call your magic abdul you know that you're really fun to be with
27:48oh tarry boy oh running off are we come and stand and fight like men
27:57what is going on
28:16hey that's the one i squirted with the washing up liquid tell yeah well done mate come on let's
28:21let you uh gentlemen thank you it appears i was very mistaken about you yeah we were mistaken about
28:28you and all if you're a banker he's a bleeding appeal called judge from now on sunshine you're
28:34on your own and if you see any of your pals tell them they better not show up around wandsworth
28:39i understand terry how you must feel right terry let's go boy
28:45it was very brave of you i mean i mean you were unarmed yeah well this is out of my
28:49league
28:50see you around yes i i understand uh be careful on your way out cheers
28:59come on tell i can get a platter the huge feet boy we can't just leave him there can we
29:13come on
29:17that's right arthur shooters and everything there's white tapes across the road
29:21oh you're joking frankie you have to be joking
29:25oh my god oh my good god listen you scarper and if the law stops you have a fit or
29:31something
29:36good morning oh this is a pleasant surprise
29:42you're in trouble daily good lord my life is full of troubles
29:48trouble like this is what we call fatal mr daly you're annoyed i can always tell let me offer
29:55you a cup of tea do you listen to the radio read the newspapers you mean you haven't heard
30:04heard what there was a small war yesterday up in west kensington at number 16 billingham guard
30:12of course oh no very well acted bravo now tell us what you want what the deal is deal to
30:24return our
30:25client to us unharmed
30:29ah no look i'm i'm not acting i mean you you've got to fill me in on this
30:34your mr terry mccann ace bodyguard and the man servant have kidnapped our client
30:40oh no this is terrible what why have the police not been around here
30:45this is a diplomatic affair mr daly yeah but i mean a kidnapping you could you could try the sympathy
30:50angle we prefer to handle it ourselves now you're a sensible man perhaps we could discuss some sort of
30:58financial arrangement what uh what sort of uh financial arrangement we could pay you forty
31:05thousand pounds to have our client returned safely
31:11come into my office mr elliot
31:22bloody good your friend let nastasia tell yeah well he owes me a few
31:26wakey wakey o'ma sharif grab up boy i imagine several people owe much to you terry thank you lary
31:33so i answer i assure you mr elliot that if at all possible i shall arrange this transaction to
31:40the satisfaction of all concerned if it's not possible mr daly you know the alternative alternative
31:51understood perfectly yeah look if they won't agree to uh 40 grand can i um no games chum just get
31:59sign here by lunchtime all right and i'll bring the money 40 grand of course
32:15hello terry it's me listen just as we figured they've been around and they have come up with a
32:21very interesting deal they want to buy chummy bag off you no no listen terry the man is offering a
32:28great
32:29deal of bread 5 000 smackers for the return of say in no no no no no no look look
32:35i am prepared to
32:37split that right down the middle get lost arthur it's no deal now listen we need i said listen
32:44we need a motor are you sure about the five grand look look i may be able to push them
32:49up to um
32:52eight all right all right just a thought okay i'll get a motor over to you give us the address
32:56again
32:59yeah yeah right got it take care terry see you
33:08thanks chum
33:12now why don't you just drive on over there we'll keep you company get knotted what do you think i
33:18am
33:19if i leave you here it will be as a stiff you're not a nice man mr elliot not nice
33:27at all
33:29so elliot set us up using dying me as stooges right now what i want to know from you sunshine
33:36is who i'm dealing with and why also other little incidentals like how many and are they or not coppers
33:43or something they are not policemen i entered this country on a false passport oh that's wonderful
33:50in beirut i'm a very respected man well known i seldom leave the enclave held by my own faction
33:56for we have enemies who want to kill me oh that much i can vouch for boyo mahmoud safir sardi
34:02is a
34:02member of our government he urged me to leave my people to come to london to have secret meetings
34:07with the americans he guaranteed full protection which i got despite his efforts so this sardi double
34:14crossed you and elliot in the glee club are his boys and they'll have another go your omnipotence
34:20these lads don't give up i have to get back to my people if you could only get me to
34:25the airport
34:25yeah that's no problem my man's on his way with the wheels now
34:31not this one i think the van
34:41now asif will travel in the back you will drive to the address you wrote down and remain in the
34:46van
34:47that's all you have to do any attempt to signal or warn mccann or his companions and you will be
34:53shot
35:08you think this will go off okay boy shut up relating to the shooting incident which took
35:13place at billingham gardens kensington yesterday evening is that police have recovered two bullets
35:18and traces of blood which indicate at least two men were injured in the affray
35:23detectives are trying to trace the occupants of the house which had been rented to a middle
35:27eastern government for some years but at the moment they have no leads as to their identity
35:32thank you god for that i must say chief i admire your cool the work has to be done
35:40do you think we'll get through the airport in safety i don't know look maybe you should call
35:48your embassy they'd help wouldn't they who knows who to trust sard is probably in control there
35:59i wouldn't be doing this now if you'd pressed on with the assault on the house
36:03what are we paying you for you wouldn't say that if you've been there i thought the bodyguard was going
36:09to be a walkover apparently we were wrong oh no my friend you were wrong
36:28come on arthur
36:43that's the pub okay let's hit it oh you're included are you
36:50that's what i pay you for in that case we'll do it my way
37:01what's the problem
37:04stuck here in a ruddy pub innit liquor liquor everywhere and not a drop to drink
37:11be time enough for that when this is over mate i might even join you
37:21patience i told you when to arrive
37:37do you know a welsh song um david gary gwen good god a friend of mine in beirut used to
37:46sing it
37:47oh a welshman an indian he came from bombay
37:54here he is
38:10seems all right why doesn't he come out ah dead cautious hour arthur
38:17right here's the plan just sit like that right go over it winking indicator means all clear
38:26then we come down and you pick us up at the door and any obvious bother and we're on our
38:31own yeah
38:31get out as soon as you can use the confusion if there if there's any shooting terry now what what
38:38what do we do dial 999 i'm sorry but i'm not getting croaked for you mr sign no i understand
38:44window oh yes
38:47yeah all clear terry boy good luck yeah and thanks don't thank me yet mr sign
38:59okay
39:06right you two get in position
39:11i really prefer not to be involved listen we take them as they cross the pavement to the van
39:19nothing could be simpler the shooting will be done by my two men you and i are merely spectators
39:28he must get into the van
39:31i do not understand him in any way god dear you look terrible let's get this over with terence
39:37terence you all right yeah
39:43hobbin please terry listen you shouldn't mix with the heavy mob if it makes you ill
39:55oh
39:57i thought it'd be something like this
40:00i'll tell you what i'll think you don't shake easy do you you will invite sign into the van
40:04any warning will result in your death yeah all right all right keep your hair on
40:10the other way come on
40:27lovely grab abdul we have a gold situation when i'm in beirut i will send for you die you come
40:33and be my
40:43chef the household
40:44all clear i reckon you reckon yeah bags of room right then
40:59oh dear oh dear arthur you've hit a police bus
41:02it's police polizza savvy
41:06no tricks would i trick you my son
41:14that's a bit of bad luck in it what were you on the way to a match or a riot
41:17it could turn into one
41:20yeah then i know you well maybe you do maybe you don't squire i was contribute to the benevolent
41:25fund widows and orphans oh really got a funny one here right you listen we got trouble for
41:31goaltake don't look round there are shooters all over the place two on a pavement one in the
41:36back of the van they're arab terrorists can you handle it right sir name mr blue shirt near the pub
41:46door and the geezer with a sling by the ratings yeah okay
41:54driver's license no of course
42:06die die over here come on bring your mate come on come on nothing to worry about just a slight
42:12inch
42:20of course
42:20bad luck on you i suppose sir in the job vehicle oh well it's an ill wind all set right
42:35get out get out
42:48good luck on you
42:50good luck
42:53good luck
43:20Let's go.
43:40Oh!
44:04What have you got there, then?
44:06Where?
44:07On your shoulder.
44:09Oh!
44:09Oh!
44:10Get it off for us, will you?
44:11Oh, very funny.
44:12One of this lot, is he?
44:13Yep.
44:14I reckon you find he's got a bit of diplomatic immunity, though.
44:18Is he badly hurt?
44:20No, no, no.
44:21Just a touch of the old, uh, M.E.W.
44:23M.E.W.?
44:25Marlene Wallop.
44:27Mr. McCann, I've radioed for a car to take you all down to the Nick.
44:31We've got a lot of sorting out to do.
44:33Sorting out?
44:33Oh, no, listen, I just ran halfway...
44:35Yes, if you get a citation or a hand on your collar.
44:39Oh, it's charming, isn't it?
44:40I'll tell you what, look, my motor's there.
44:43I don't want to get Nick for parking, so I can take these gentlemen down there now.
44:47All right.
44:47It's the Picton Street, Nick, do you know it?
44:49Yeah, of course I do.
44:49Ask for Detective Inspector Samson.
44:51I'll see you there, sir.
44:52Cheers.
44:53Gentlemen.
44:55All right.
44:56Get rid of this lot.
44:57Come on, then.
45:15Right, Abdel.
45:16We've just got time to get you to the airport.
45:18Airport?
45:19What are you talking about?
45:20We're due down the Nick, and on the right side of the counter.
45:23Oh, yes, he's right, boy-o.
45:25What?
45:25But, but, on the other hand, we can't let our offendi here get done on a false passport claim,
45:32now, can we?
45:33False passport?
45:35Terry!
45:36What have you got me into?
45:37Got you into...
45:38Look, own up, Arthur.
45:39We're better off without him.
45:41Abdel is nothing but trouble.
45:42Aiding and abetting illegal immigrants, assisting a felony, or...
45:47They wouldn't like that down at the Picton Street, Nick.
45:50And that DI is a right bastard.
45:54Well, what are you waiting for?
45:55Come on, off you go to the airport.
45:56Before the law puts a child out on us.
45:58There are other cars, Arthur.
46:17Boarding now, sir.
46:18Thank you so much.
46:21Well, gentlemen, what can I say?
46:23No offence, Sir Sheik, but I like the sound of goodbye.
46:27Well, goodbye then.
46:29And I hope you will not be offended.
46:31I wish you to accept these cheques.
46:36One thousand pounds.
46:39Listen, Mr. Sine, there's saved my life.
46:43Thank you, boys.
46:44Oh, yeah.
46:45They should just take care of the van.
46:46And my driving ticket.
46:48Rettless, they said.
46:49And what a shady character you turned out to be.
46:52I think I'd consider going into business with you.
46:54But...
46:55Yes.
46:58You walked into business with you.
46:59Coffee, babe.
46:59If that's fine, or you can share that down on number 4 or less?
46:59You've gone down on number 5 and a half?
47:00Let's go back.
47:00comúnSTI WEGques
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