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Minder S01E05 The Bounty Hunter
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00:08Terry!
00:10Terry!
00:16Terry!
00:18Terry!
00:19Terry!
00:19Terry!
00:20Oh, there's...
00:20Thank God you and I've been lucky for five minutes.
00:23Yeah, well, I was out the back.
00:24Look, I need some help with the breakdown.
00:26You're just the man.
00:28What about that big American breakdown truck you've got you keep on about?
00:31I wrote them down. It's out. I can't get the parts to fix it.
00:34I told you, by British.
00:36Look, it'll only take half an hour, maybe 20 minutes.
00:39Young Kevin didn't come in today. I'm on my own.
00:41Well, will I get dirty?
00:42All you've got to do is drive the van.
00:45Yeah, all right. Good luck.
00:54What's that? You don't do MOTs, do you?
00:56No, but it reassures the customers.
00:58What happens if they want one?
01:00Tell them I'm booked up for a month.
01:05They'll come to a bad end, Desmond.
01:07I know.
01:21I know.
01:22Cuff a fraction shorter, do you think?
01:24No, no, no, you don't show a lot of cuff, do you?
01:26No, wearing those flash sovereign cufflinks was never your line.
01:31The minicab's here, Mr. Daly.
01:32No, thanks, son.
01:33Oh, how about next Wednesday? That suits you?
01:35Wednesday, ah.
01:36Oh, Wednesday. Could you put it down?
01:37Mr. Daly, Wednesday, same time.
01:39As a matter of fact, Arthur, I was going to suggest next Wednesday evening is our night out.
01:44Oh, fine. I'll...
01:47Is that you...
01:48Oh, yes, of course.
01:49Yes, I'll give you a ring and then we can confirm all the arrangements.
01:52Splendid.
01:53It's nice to see you looking so well, Arthur.
01:56Nice talking to you, Harold.
02:07Mr. Daly.
02:10Arthur Daly.
02:14Joe.
02:17Well, that's what I call a nice surprise.
02:20Look, I've got a cat waiting somewhere.
02:21Why don't I drop you off wherever you're going and we can have a little chat?
02:24Why don't I drop you off?
02:25What? You got into the taxi business?
02:27Not exactly.
02:28Oh, no.
02:31Where to, sir?
02:39Joe.
02:40Why?
02:43M1.
02:45Big pile.
02:47Norman was killed instantly.
02:50After his death, it was either this or bar work.
02:52But I was always afraid of getting the change wrong.
02:54Soon.
03:05Look, Joe, I don't want you to think I'm...
03:07Well, you know, but you're the last person I would have expected to...
03:11I should have learned to type.
03:13But there you are.
03:14Very local.
03:15But I never felt the need to be out working when Norman was alive.
03:18I know a lot of people do.
03:21But I was quite happy the way things were.
03:23At least I think I was.
03:24Okay.
03:25It always seemed that way.
03:26But he left you all right?
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28Nice home.
03:30Not so much in the way of savings.
03:31But we believed in spending everything we earned.
03:34Quite right.
03:35After all, you can't take...
03:37You can't do otherwise, can you?
03:39Plus, of course,
03:40Norman never made a great deal of money.
03:42Too honest for his own good, some would say.
03:44Not me, though.
03:46He wants insured.
03:47Oh, yes.
03:49Yes, I got the insurance money all right.
03:51Then, like a fool, I let some little rat walk off with it.
03:55Eh?
04:09I don't know how you've got the front to pick up cars with something like this.
04:13It's all part of the job.
04:14No, he hasn't left me the key.
04:16Shall we give it a tow?
04:17No need.
04:18They're always forgetting the keys.
04:19I brought me own.
04:22Is that legal?
04:23No.
04:24Would I do anything illegal?
04:25No, I suppose not.
04:26Not if there was a witness.
04:30I wouldn't have a red one, though.
04:37Oh, blimey.
04:39The way they do things nowadays.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Choke cables come unsoldered.
04:44Has it?
04:45Well, I'll just get some tools and it can be on your way.
04:48I'll get this one started up in two minutes.
04:50What, just dump this back at the garage?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Oh, key onto the driver's mat.
04:55Who's gonna nick this?
04:56You never know.
04:57Oh, er, thanks a lot, Terry.
04:59I won't forget this.
05:01I won't let you, mate.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09Oh, my God.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:31I've tried everything, police, solicitors. I even thought of hiring a private detective, but I've heard so many stories about
05:38them.
05:38But you haven't yet tried me.
05:41It's nice of you, Arthur, but...
05:43No, I mean it. I think I can offer you just the help you need.
05:54I don't know anything about property deals, Arthur.
05:57No, but you're average intelligence. You know how to bring pressure to bear, and your heart's in the right place.
06:02Look, I know she's a friend of yours, but she's grown up, isn't she? At least I presume she is.
06:07Nobody forced her to hand over the money.
06:09Terry, she was conned in the most heartless way. Young woman, recently widowed.
06:14Please, not the violins.
06:16No, but you can see it, can't you? The villa in Majorca was security. A home, a new life. It
06:21all seemed kosher.
06:22And she wasn't the only one to get taken. See, what they do is they open with a big, glossy
06:27brochure,
06:28follow it up with a free trip to where the villas are going to be built, bottles of champagne all
06:31round, no expense spared.
06:32How bad's that?
06:33Not bad at all. As long as the villa you paid for gets built.
06:37It's a job for the law.
06:38No, they can't do anything. In a case like this, you've got to prove it was planned as a fraud
06:42from the start.
06:44I don't think I have your undivided attention.
06:47Look, I'll be honest with you. If she drives a cab for a living, she can't afford to pay me,
06:52can she?
06:52When you get her 6,000 quid back, we're in for 12 and a half percent.
06:58The bounty under.
07:01What's 12 and a half percent of nothing?
07:04There you are, Arthur.
07:06Joe.
07:08Sit down.
07:09This is the young man I was telling you about. Terry, Joe. Joe, Terry.
07:14Hello.
07:14Yeah, funny enough, Terry was just saying he looks on your story as a sort of challenge.
07:20And how he'd be delighted to help.
07:23Yeah. Yeah, that's right. If you're agreeable.
07:26Well, I don't quite know what to say. Of course, I'll make it worth your while.
07:32I put that rather clumsily, didn't I?
07:34No, not at all.
07:35Well, what I meant to say was, if you recover the money, then you can take what you think is
07:39right.
07:40Well, that's worth thinking about, isn't it?
07:43Um, this is the one letter I got from him.
07:48Yeah, just a volume part.
07:51Sunworthy. Homes in the Sun and Co. Limited.
07:53I like the name. It seems sort of reliable. The man I dealt with was Ralph Hurst.
07:59Yeah.
08:00All right, then. I'll shoot around and have a word with him this afternoon.
08:03Why waste time?
08:04What's wrong with now?
08:05Because he'll be having lunch, like everybody else.
08:09Now, there's a clever bit of deduction.
08:11Mr. Daly, we have some very special baby lambs for you today.
08:15Or if the lady prefers fish, we have some very special fresh barbunia.
08:20How about some very special red seal now?
08:22No, thank you.
08:24Driving?
08:25Yes. Taking a customer to White City.
08:30We'll drop you off.
08:31Oh, how can't?
08:32Right, then, George. Now, what are you going to have, Joe?
08:56This is 188, isn't it?
08:59Sunworthy Homes.
09:00I'm not the first, then.
09:02Listen.
09:02We have no connection with Sunworthy Homes.
09:05We have no knowledge of the whereabouts of Sunworthy or any Sunworthy personnel.
09:09We had never heard of Sunworthy till we moved here last month.
09:12And only them from other people.
09:14We cannot help you in any way, Mr. Booze.
09:19Says it all, doesn't it?
09:21Are you Mr. Booze?
09:23Are you a customer?
09:24Because if not, you can push off.
09:26Hey.
09:27I'm not afraid to scream, you know.
09:30Where's Hurst?
09:40Hurst.
09:42Morning.
09:43They've all gone, I'm afraid.
09:45Sorry?
09:47You looking for an allotment?
09:48We're all growing our own now.
09:50No, no.
09:51I'm looking for someone called Hurst.
09:55Well, I'm someone called Hurst.
09:57What is it?
09:58Ralph Hurst.
10:01No, he's my father.
10:03Well, would he be at home?
10:05Why?
10:06I want a word with him.
10:09What about?
10:10Well, I'd rather tell him that.
10:12It's about the villas in Mallorca.
10:15I'm working on behalf of a friend.
10:17Where you from, a newspaper?
10:18No, no, I'm just...
10:19I see you've just come to lean on him.
10:21To hound him, to cause him distress.
10:24Cause him distress?
10:25What do you think he did to all those poor punters who lost their money on villas that never got
10:29built?
10:34Don't waste your time, son.
10:36Get out of here.
10:37Get off my land.
10:39Look, which of those houses is yours?
10:46I warned you.
11:03I'm sick to death of people abusing my father.
11:05Oh, yeah?
11:06There's something he didn't do.
11:08What about conning people out of all their savings?
11:10He didn't con anyone.
11:12That will do.
11:14That will do.
11:16Now, just look at your clothes, that pair of you.
11:18Yes, you've done the beans and the spring cabbage with power of harm, too.
11:22He's another one of them, Dad.
11:23I'm not another one of anything.
11:25I'm a friend of someone who lost their money on your villas racket.
11:29I see.
11:31You'd better come inside.
11:32Oh, but Dad!
11:34He deserves an explanation.
11:36We're in full view of everyone around here.
11:39I don't know what your mother's going to say.
11:49Sugar, Mr. Terry?
11:51No, thanks.
11:53Scone, Mr. Terry.
11:54No, thank you.
11:55I think he wants to say his piece.
11:57Well, let me.
11:59You see, Mr. Terry,
12:01the sunworthy fiasco was as much a blow to me as it must have been to your friend.
12:07Six thousand quids, with...
12:08Are you going to listen or not?
12:09It's all right, Graham.
12:11Ralph was facing redundancy when it started.
12:14I sold pharmaceuticals,
12:16but horns were being drawn in and they were obliged to let me go.
12:19The handshake was far from golden.
12:22So when Freddie Fenton offered me the job...
12:24Freddie Fenton?
12:26Yes, it was his project.
12:28Naturally, I seized the opportunity with both hands.
12:31You see, at the end of it, by way of commission,
12:33there would have been a small villa for us.
12:36An ideal place to retire to.
12:39So you're not sunworthy, then?
12:41No, he employed me as one of the salesmen.
12:43But that's not the point.
12:45Because he did the selling, he has to take the blame.
12:48You've no idea what it's been like.
12:50People coming here, accusing him, threatening violence.
12:52It's not only frightening, it's humiliating.
12:57Why didn't you send all these people round to Fenton?
12:59Well, if it had become a police matter, I wouldn't have hesitated.
13:04The man's done nothing wrong.
13:07I gave my word I wouldn't disclose his whereabouts.
13:10He's probably left London now anyway.
13:13There's no purpose to be served by pursuing him.
13:17There's no money.
13:18He's bankrupt, I expect.
13:20I'm sorry for the creditors, of course.
13:22But why punish a man because he's made a mistake?
13:26Where was he the last time you saw him?
13:28Oh, don't ask any more questions.
13:30He doesn't know and wouldn't tell you anyway.
13:32God knows why.
13:33Fenton knows in three months' commission.
13:35And then there was that business about...
13:36Look, he didn't mean it.
13:37He didn't know what he was saying.
13:38Now, don't blame him for getting excited.
13:40Excited?
13:41Threatening to beat you up if you persisted in asking for money that was yours?
13:44He did not mean it!
13:48I hope you understand now, Mr. Terry,
13:49that I was not responsible for your friend's loss.
13:55Yeah.
13:57Yeah, OK.
14:00Thank you for the tea.
14:04I'm, er, sorry about...
14:07Oh, don't be silly, you lot.
14:10I'll see you out.
14:22I don't want to upset Ralph any further,
14:25but I don't think he should take all the responsibility for Fenton's mistakes.
14:34It might help.
14:35It's his office address.
14:51Fredrik, can I have a word?
14:54What about it?
14:55Son-worthy.
14:56No, thanks.
14:57I have nothing to say.
15:00You'd better have something to say.
15:01No comment.
15:02No comment.
15:03Nothing to say.
15:04Fenton.
15:05Thank you very much.
15:06That's all I have to say.
15:08Fenton!
15:14Fenton?
15:15I'm not moving from here till you come out.
15:18Fenton?
15:19Fenton!
15:20He's gone home, mate.
15:21He's all the way by half past four.
15:23No, he's still in there.
15:24He won't come out, that's all.
15:26What's your game, then?
15:27He owes me some money.
15:29You want to take the appropriate steps,
15:31go through the proper channels.
15:33A barney in the street won't do no good.
15:35No, you're all right, dear.
15:38I'll go through the proper channels.
16:04I'll go through the proper channels.
16:17Mr. Fenton?
16:18I'm in the house opposite.
16:19Keep an eye on your front door,
16:20so you'd better stay put.
16:22Now, what I want you to...
16:31Hey, Dad, look, you're trespassing.
16:34No, I'm not.
16:35I'm exercising my citizen's right of arrest.
16:37What do you mean?
16:40Sunworthy.
16:40Can only mean one thing, can't it?
16:43Look, I don't know what you want.
16:48I want £6,000 that belongs to a friend of mine,
16:52Mrs. Josephine Williams,
16:53who put it down as a deposit
16:54on one of your villas that never got built.
16:56Are you trying to threaten me?
16:58I'm not sure yet.
16:59We'll see how it goes.
17:03I've just been talking to Hurst.
17:05Oh, no doubt.
17:05He told you I was the villain
17:07and he was the harmless dupe.
17:09No.
17:09Yeah, well, let me tell you something.
17:11He was no help at all.
17:12He was supposed to be partners.
17:14He was supposed to be the business expert.
17:15All he knew about was selling
17:17and how not to upset the natives.
17:20It's not very easy to admit you've failed.
17:22I hope you're not going to make me cry.
17:23I get upset very easily.
17:25Look, I don't want to upset anybody.
17:26You should have thought of that
17:27before you conned Mrs. Williams
17:28and the rest of them.
17:29I didn't con anybody.
17:30If you didn't con Mrs. Williams,
17:32how come she lost six grand?
17:33I've done my best to pay everybody back.
17:35If anybody was conned, I was.
17:37All right, I was a bad businessman.
17:40I was undercapitalised.
17:42I got taken by the bloke
17:44who owned the land in Mallorca.
17:45In the end, I found I was paying
17:46way over the top for it.
17:47It's been a bloody nightmare.
17:49I wish I'd never got myself into it.
17:51But what are you going to do about it?
17:52There's nothing I can do about it.
17:54I'm bust, broke.
17:56So she's just got to write off £6,000.
17:59I wish I'd only lost £6,000.
18:00Everything's gone by lot.
18:02I didn't take my car away at a beautiful jag.
18:04Wish I'd never heard of Mallorca.
18:09Look, I'm doing my best to get straight.
18:11If I do, I promise.
18:12Don't make promises you can't keep.
18:16Oi, what are you living on?
18:18Social security.
18:19You mean a poor old taxpayer
18:20has to keep the likes of you?
18:22I've paid my share
18:23over the years.
18:33In myself, I see nothing against
18:35using a bit of pressure.
18:36Fair.
18:36Would have done no good at all.
18:38Well, if you say so.
18:38Are they sailing about my membership?
18:40Oh, I'll leave it a bit, Arthur.
18:41Come as my guest a few times.
18:42Show your face.
18:43I'll introduce you around
18:44and then we'll put out a few feelers.
18:45It's not a night all I'm after.
18:46I just want to join the club, that's all.
18:48So you're told you all right?
18:49Me?
18:50That's your department.
18:51I just tell her the good news.
18:53Say what do you mean
18:53about the narrow lapels?
18:54Yeah, more discreet.
18:56She's working till nine tonight
18:57and I'm going to Montclair with Harold.
18:59Where are we?
18:59What do you think about the whistle, Terry?
19:01What does he know?
19:03Yeah, what do I know?
19:04I'm still into wide lapels.
19:06Listen, you said you wanted to help her.
19:08I do.
19:08We eat in there, Harold.
19:09Yes, I put her table at half past eight.
19:11A bit early, isn't it?
19:12That's why I put you on the case.
19:14Put me on the case?
19:15Listen, you can say that
19:16when you're giving me $200 a day
19:17plus expenses.
19:18Best to be here
19:19only before it gets busy.
19:20Okay, well, it's your problem, Terry.
19:22It's your 12.5% of six grand.
19:24Mine?
19:24It was ours yesterday.
19:26Oh, that's why you still
19:27had a chance of getting it.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Yeah, well, thanks.
19:30Thanks a lot.
19:32Thanks a lot.
19:33Thanks a lot.
20:00Thanks a lot.
20:05Won't be a minute, Mr. Fenton, sir.
20:07That's all right.
20:08I want it done properly.
20:13I like this one much better, the old blue one you had, sir.
20:17The old blue one was a 76.
20:20I know, sir.
20:22But there is nothing like a brand new car.
20:25Even there is...
20:26No, sir.
20:29Thank you very much, sir.
20:42No, not this afternoon, Des, no.
20:44Oh, no, no, come on, 15 minutes, that's all.
20:47What's up to the young Kevin now?
20:48I wish I knew he didn't come in again today.
20:51It's just round the corner in High Street Kent.
20:52It's a Mercedes.
20:54Look.
20:55You can bring your suit with you.
20:56Desmond, it's pouring with rain.
20:58It's in a plastic bag.
20:59I'm not.
21:00Come on.
21:01Come on.
21:02Phew!
21:29Silly idiots left the radio on.
21:30It gives me two bucks.
21:32There you go.
21:42You can dump the van back at the garage.
21:44Thanks.
21:59Come this way, gentlemen.
22:03Good evening, Mr. Stone.
22:05Hello, Julia.
22:05How are you?
22:06I'm fine.
22:06How are you?
22:07Terrific.
22:07Mr. Daly is my guest.
22:09Good evening.
22:10You've been keeping well?
22:11Very well.
22:13All set for a heavy night.
22:14Oh, I hope so.
22:15I'll sign the book out.
22:19Thank you very much.
22:21Come with me.
22:23Evening.
22:25I think Fenton didn't know what he was doing and you all paid for it.
22:29Now, Hurst is really down on his luck.
22:30And Fenton, he's got a crummy little office.
22:33He drives an old banger.
22:35Now, if anybody got any money out of it, it wasn't those two.
22:37Does Arthur know about it?
22:38Yeah, yeah.
22:39I told him.
22:40He's very disappointed, of course.
22:42Yeah.
22:42But he didn't stop him going to the Montclair this evening.
22:46Well, told you about that, didn't he?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Seemed important to him.
22:50Would you like a drink?
22:51Uh, yes, please, yeah.
23:05Friends of yours?
23:06I used to be a caster of mine some years ago.
23:08Often seen here.
23:14I haven't got much choice at the moment.
23:16I mean, I've got to earn my living.
23:18And there's the housekeeping and the shopping and the cooking.
23:20Ah, you made too much of that.
23:23I mean...
23:24I mean, it's just a way of filling in time, isn't it, really?
23:27Well...
23:28Look, I understand.
23:29It's good for us all to have some sort of routine to work by,
23:32but you've got to change it a little.
23:34I mean, extend your frontiers.
23:37What frontiers did you have in mind?
23:42Five pounds.
23:44Your mate's not doing too well.
23:46He can afford it.
23:47Huh?
23:48What's he in?
23:48Property.
23:49He's had some very nice developments in Spain, apparently.
23:52Some nice ones there, too, if you don't keep losing.
24:06I like Beethoven.
24:09Did you see the film?
24:11Was it from a film?
24:13PHONE RINGS
24:15Don't answer that.
24:16Oh.
24:17Hello?
24:19Uh, hold on.
24:21Turn it down, love.
24:26Andy?
24:28Oh, can't you find someone else?
24:30Oh, no, of course not.
24:34Would I let you down?
24:35Mm-hmm.
24:36I'm on my way.
24:40You're not going to work.
24:43Can't let them down.
24:44Oh, don't you, why not?
24:45You don't even like the job.
24:47That isn't the point, is it?
24:52I can't take any more disappointments.
24:58Good night.
24:59Good night.
25:00Good night.
25:00Good night, Mr Bailey.
25:02Good night.
25:03Good night.
25:04Good night, Mr Bailey.
25:05Good night.
25:06He remembered my name.
25:08I reckon Fiver was about right, don't you?
25:12I don't want to look ostentatious.
25:13Oh, yes, I think that was all right.
25:25Good night.
25:28Is your young lady driving you home tonight?
25:29Hmm?
25:30No, no, no.
25:30She's off tonight.
25:32No, I'll pick up a cab.
25:34I'll drop you home if you like.
25:35Oh.
25:45Harold.
25:46That bloke with the Spanish developments.
25:48Is his name Freddy Fender?
25:49Not quite.
25:49Freddy Fenton.
25:50Do you know where he lives?
25:51Where he lives?
25:52I can tell you his inside leg measurement, if you like.
26:15Arthur.
26:15I've got some news for you.
26:46Milwaukee.
27:05How cozy.
27:09I think you'd better leave us, Val.
27:13Now, turn that thing off.
27:18And turn that music off.
27:22I suppose you think you're Jack the Lamb walking in here.
27:26You weren't quite straight with me, were you?
27:29You said you'd lost everything at the sale of your Jag.
27:32It's lucky you had the roller in it.
27:35That's not mine.
27:36It's got your initials on it.
27:38Doesn't mean to say I own it.
27:39It's leased by a company I do some work for.
27:42They allow me to use it.
27:44Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
27:45And what about all this?
27:47I don't know, by another company.
27:48Gee, I don't own anything.
27:50Except, of course, that 1970 Cortina.
27:53Lucky to have all these companies that you can do some work for.
27:56Yeah, run by friends of mine.
27:58Where would we be without our friends?
28:00That's what I always say.
28:01And I don't like cheap con artists.
28:03That's what I always say.
28:05There's nothing cheap about me, sir.
28:07This watch costs more money than you'll earn this year.
28:11But you don't own it, do you?
28:12It belongs to one of your companies.
28:15No.
28:15As a matter of fact, I did buy this.
28:18Out of winnings from a casino.
28:20A friend of mine lent me the original snake, of course.
28:23And I'm not a con artist.
28:24Like I told you before, I was unlucky.
28:27I paid too much for the land.
28:29That's right.
28:31Well, that was a deal you had with the landowner, wasn't it?
28:34Whatever you could get these poor punters to pay, that was the price of the land.
28:38And then when the company went bust, he'd quietly, very quietly, give you back half the money.
28:45That's just a fantasy.
28:46Is it?
28:49Well, now, here's a bit of reality.
28:52If Mrs. Williams doesn't get her six grand back today, I'm going to make you famous.
28:58I'm going to get you in all the Sunday papers.
29:00Oh.
29:01Freddy Fenton, monster of the Mediterranean.
29:04Do you like it, eh?
29:05I'm going to get you on TV, on the radio, everything.
29:07I've been on the radio.
29:09I've been on the BBC.
29:11I've been on London Broadcasting.
29:14I've had a television crew here once.
29:17But I had to ask them to leave eventually.
29:19I've been to the Sunday newspapers, too.
29:22Not just the cheap ones.
29:23I've had more publicity than you've had hot dinners.
29:26So if that's the best you can do, sonny.
29:29Well, what about the neighbours?
29:31This is respectable stockbroker country, innit?
29:34Now, what are they going to say when they find out what sort of racket you're in?
29:37Yeah, well, I think you should meet some of them.
29:38I've got a friend next door.
29:39Just out of doubt of maximum security after five years.
29:43I'm sure he'd be delighted to meet you.
29:45Look, Fenton, I don't like my friends being conned.
29:50And I'm likely to turn very nasty.
29:52Oh, I wouldn't advise that.
29:55John.
29:57It's my chauffeur.
29:58And my gardener.
30:01They're likely to turn very nasty, too.
30:04And you're trespassing again.
30:06So we can use reasonable force to throw you out on your thick little head.
30:10But before you go, I'm going to do you a bit of a favour.
30:15I'm going to give you a little bit of advice.
30:17In this life, there are winners and losers.
30:20Now, I'm a winner.
30:22And people like you and your friend are losers.
30:24And there's not a great deal you can do about it.
30:26It's a fact of life.
30:28Okay?
30:29So you just shove off.
30:31And don't try to be a hero because you won't make it.
30:34Losers never do.
30:36Goodbye.
30:38Goodbye.
30:42You haven't seen the last of me.
30:44I think I have.
30:59You better drive me around for the next few weeks, John.
31:02Yes, sir.
31:04Can I put the lamp on?
31:06I'm missing out on me tan.
31:07Go on, you can now.
31:11Now, that's all finished with.
31:17Teddy!
31:22Teddy!
31:24Teddy!
31:31Hey, Teddy!
31:33No, not today, mate.
31:34I'm not in your mood.
31:35No, no, I'm not after a paver today.
31:37I've come to pay you for the help you gave me.
31:39Pay me?
31:40Fair, fair.
31:44What's that?
31:45It's your share.
31:46My share of what?
31:47There's 500 quid there, Terry.
31:49Des, do you mean those motors?
31:51We were nicking them.
31:53Half a grand, Terry.
31:54All for you.
31:56Desmond, what are you trying to do to me?
31:59What are you trying to do?
32:00Des, carry it!
32:02Hey, boy!
32:09Desmond!
32:13Desmond!
32:20Desmond!
32:21All right, come down!
32:21Come here!
32:23Sit down!
32:25Desmond!
32:26Come here!
32:28Listen, you!
32:30Snatch!
32:31You want to get me put away again?
32:32It was as safe as houses.
32:34Honest, it was.
32:35You're going to get those motors back.
32:37Terry, I can't do that.
32:38You're going to.
32:39Terry, they're all crated up and halfway to Saudi Arabia by now.
32:43There's a big waiting list for that class of motor over there.
32:45Desmond!
32:46No, look, take the money and forget it.
32:47It was all a mistake.
32:48I'm sorry.
32:49No, I should have thought...
32:50Shut up!
32:50Yeah, shut up, shut up.
32:51Could you nick a roller?
32:52Sure, sure, anything.
32:53Any kind you want.
32:55It's a silver shadow, about a month old.
32:56Oh, come on now.
32:58Yes, sir?
32:58Yeah, sure, sure.
32:59It'll take a bit of finding, but for you, Terry...
33:00Don't worry about that.
33:01I know exactly where to find it.
33:04Come on, then.
33:06Yeah, right.
33:06Let's get to work.
33:10Leave that.
33:11You can afford a new one now, can't you?
33:13Come on!
33:15I don't think I can be associated with a criminal enterprise.
33:19Criminal enterprise?
33:20Look, he's bought it all with money, he's nicked.
33:22Yeah, but suppose he reports it is stolen to the police.
33:24It would be too late, and even if he does, Des will take the blame.
33:28Won't you, Des?
33:30Yeah.
33:30Nah, there's the insurance.
33:32You pinch in, he'll wait for the insurance to pay up and just buy a new one.
33:38Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
33:39You're right.
33:40No, he's not.
33:41He's wrong.
33:43They're like gold, just new Rolls-Royces.
33:45You can't get them.
33:46Do you know, people will pay $15,000 over the odds to get one.
33:50Listen, I knew a federal one.
33:51Isn't that right?
33:52Well, you do have to take my word for it.
34:01Good afternoon.
34:02Good afternoon, sir.
34:03Can I help you?
34:04Yes, I'd like to know how long it takes to get a new Roller.
34:07Er, uh, Rolls.
34:08Rolls.
34:09Go, Royce.
34:10I won't give you the shock, sir.
34:12I'll get one of our salesmen.
34:13He, uh, won't keep you a moment.
34:35Good afternoon, Mr. Daly.
34:37Mr. Daly.
34:38What can I do for him?
34:39If I were to come in here, plonk down the cash now, full purchase price, mind, how long
34:43would it take me to get a new silver shadow?
34:47Rather longer than the gestation period of an elephant, sir.
34:52Yes, well, we're, uh, we're not all zoological experts.
34:54How long is that?
34:56About three years, I'm afraid, sir.
34:57Three years?
34:58Oh, I didn't think it was that long.
35:00Well, there must be a way around that, Mr, um, Simpson.
35:03I'm sure you'll follow my drift, Mr. Simpson.
35:04I mean, chap comes in, not short of cash.
35:06Know what I mean?
35:07Yes, I do know what you mean, sir.
35:09And I'm afraid it wouldn't do any good at all.
35:10You see, none of our customers is short of cash.
35:14Well, well, that's all right, then.
35:17Thanks.
35:18I'm not putting your name down, Mr. Daly.
35:20Nah.
35:22No, I think I'll stick for the maxi.
36:09This may not be the best place, you know.
36:11Well, if it isn't, we'll find somewhere else.
36:14You didn't make all this fuss with the Jag and the Mercedes.
36:16Well, that was different.
36:17I've got it all worked out.
36:18That's what we're doing here, isn't it?
36:20Working it all out.
36:26And that's the old sod.
37:08I'm not going to be the best place.
37:38I'm not going to be the best place.
37:55Oh, that's all right.
37:57You can leave this one today, sir.
37:58Why?
37:59Who are you?
38:01Freddy, Mr. Fenton, wants us to fit a radio telephone in here.
38:04It'll be back by four.
38:06First, I heard of it.
38:07I was supposed to wash it and go home early today.
38:09With all due respect, Sunbeam,
38:11Mr. Fenton doesn't really have to ask your permission
38:13for us to get a radio telephone, does he?
38:15Funny.
38:16He didn't mention it.
38:18Well, no, he didn't mention it
38:19because we've only just phoned his office
38:20to tell him we could do it today.
38:22If you don't like it, go and phone it.
38:23Don't get scropy with me.
38:25I only work here.
38:26You're all right.
38:28Don't worry.
38:28I'll tell him what a wonderful job you're doing.
38:46It's on Mr. Fenton's account, isn't it?
38:48Oh, that's right.
38:51Sir?
38:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:07Right, now, where are you going to keep this?
39:09No, on second thoughts, don't tell him.
39:10You'll don't want to know.
39:10It'll be quite safe, don't worry.
39:12Tell you what, Jenny,
39:13they fetch a lot of money in the Middle East these days.
39:15Desmond!
39:16Just making a point.
39:17Well, don't make the point.
39:19Don't even think about it.
39:20I can't help it.
39:21Well, stop it.
39:22Have you sorted out the lorry?
39:23Is that absolutely necessary?
39:24Yes, absolutely.
39:37I wouldn't worry about your courtina.
39:38That's in your usual place in the car park.
39:41It's your roller that's been nicked.
39:42Hey, don't.
39:43Don't do that.
39:44You'll only get your suit ripped.
39:46Well, I should just tell the police.
39:47That's a novel idea, yeah.
39:49But if you do,
39:50my friend who's looking after the car,
39:52he'll see that something very dramatic happens to him.
39:56Like it might fall over a cliff
39:58or burst into flames, that sort of thing.
40:00So you wouldn't be any better off, would you?
40:03Now, on the other hand,
40:04if you was to return Mrs Williams' her 6,000 pounds,
40:08I think I could guarantee
40:09that you get your roller back good as new.
40:11But then, of course, it is brand new, isn't it?
40:14What's the difference, Freddie?
40:15It's insured.
40:16Let them have it.
40:17You can get a new one.
40:17Oh, shut up, John.
40:19Yeah, shut up, John.
40:21You see, it takes three years to get a new roller,
40:23and Freddie knows that, don't you?
40:25So where are we?
40:27Mrs Williams gets her six grand back,
40:29and you get your roller back.
40:31Otherwise, you don't.
40:32And there's nothing you or anybody else can do about it.
40:35You know, I do hate having to say this,
40:37but you won't get away with it.
40:39Oh, yes, I will.
40:41And I'm going to do you a favour.
40:44I'll give you a bit of advice.
40:46You see, there are winners and losers in this world.
40:49Now, you, you're the one with the property,
40:51you're the one with the cash,
40:52you're the one with the roller,
40:53whether you say you own it or not.
40:55So you're the one who stands to lose.
40:57And me, I've got nothing.
41:00I'm fireproof.
41:03Here.
41:04Read that carefully.
41:06Take your time.
41:07It's your instructions.
41:08Look, it's your objections.
41:21Ruby, so we're going to buy Fit2,
41:23We're about to yüz.
41:25We're about to see.
41:28The bit next to this one.
41:28Down, we pulled the stairs,
41:31we're going down for a lot of today.
41:33I'll watch it after this.
41:36You're about to,
41:37the way you've harus do the same mahlos.
41:38As long as though the tying age is 다음 to us,
43:15It's sealed at the bank.
43:17There's no need to counter.
43:22It's a pleasure to do business with you.
43:24How are you getting home?
43:26Well, I thought you might give me a lift and a two.
43:30Right!
43:30I'll be right back.
43:44I'll be right back.
44:00Are you all right?
44:01Certainly.
44:02Off you go!
44:03I'll be right back.
44:22I'll be right back.
44:25I'll be right back.
44:26Yeah, 750.
44:29375 quid each.
44:31That's fair, isn't it?
44:32No, I'm not bothered.
44:34I did it for Jo.
44:34She can do what she likes with the money.
44:36I'll be right back.
44:37You mean you don't want to be the one who has to bring up the subject of rewards.
44:39That's all right.
44:40I don't mind.
44:41Jo's the kind of girl who appreciates someone who says what's on their mind.
44:45Unless you have some other arrangement with her?
44:50More personal?
44:51No.
44:51No?
44:52No arrangements.
44:53No?
44:54No.
44:55Oh, Jo.
44:56Andy radioed the message to me.
44:58I was out at Luton.
44:58That's why I've been so long.
45:00Here you go.
45:013.
45:03You don't know what this means to me.
45:06Terry, I never thought...
45:07Oh, don't be silly.
45:08It's a pleasure.
45:10Suddenly everything's different.
45:11Oh, Arthur, Terry, this is my boss, Andy.
45:14Andy.
45:14Not anymore.
45:16What are you fellas drinking?
45:17No, no, no.
45:17Well, we're fine, thanks.
45:18Oh, you've just lost a driver.
45:20That's right.
45:21You don't have to count it.
45:22It's all there.
45:23I know, but...
45:29200 pounds?
45:30I know you didn't do it for the money.
45:33That's just for expenses, that's all.
45:35Well, I know you won't be offended.
45:36It's just a token of my appreciation.
45:40No, no, I'm not offended.
45:41It's a really nice thought.
45:43Isn't it, Arthur?
45:46Well, I, uh, must be going if you don't mind.
45:49No, we have to call on my solicitor.
45:51Yes, Andy's thinking of selling his share of the business to his partner,
45:54so, uh, we're thinking of buying a little place in Mallorca.
45:58Mallorca?
45:59Hmm.
46:00A bar with hotel accommodation.
46:03This is my partner now, for want of a better word.
46:07Oh, Terry, you've been marvellous.
46:09And, um, thanks very much.
46:10Well, good luck for both of you.
46:12Let's know how you get on.
46:13And make sure you come and see us.
46:15Bye-bye, Joe.
46:15Our treat, of course.
46:16Thanks.
46:16Can't thank you enough.
46:17Cheers. Good luck.
46:18Bye.
46:18Thanks, yeah.
46:21Um...
46:22Arthur, you, uh, said...
46:23Arthur, you, uh, said...
46:23Don't bother, son.
46:24You've made a couple of hundred.
46:27Why don't you buy us a drink out of the winnings?
46:30Yeah.
46:32Excuse me, love, uh, two vodkas and slimline tonic.
46:35One large one.
46:39Two large ones.
46:41Only money, innit?
46:42He's coming to $9.
46:44.
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