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00:01So the lion got some cream for his chicken pox.
00:07How many more before Michael?
00:09Shh. 40 minutes already.
00:11Quiet.
00:12And his mommy put the cream on, and he felt better.
00:17The end.
00:19Thank you, Gracie.
00:21That was a wonderful and very imaginative story.
00:24And now we have Ian.
00:25Oh, crap.
00:30Escape from the blue planet.
00:33Finally, science fiction.
00:35The rocket ship landed on the blue planet that was filled with water.
00:41You don't think this is nice? You know they're both these all by themselves.
00:45No kidding.
00:48And the rocket got stuck, but the pilot had some extra gas.
00:52He's not the only one.
00:56So that is how they were able to escape from the blue planet.
01:01The end.
01:04Wonderful, Ian. Very exciting.
01:07Michael, it's your turn.
01:08Thank God.
01:09We go after this.
01:14The angry family.
01:33The daddy was mad at the mommy.
01:42The mommy was mad at the daddy.
01:46The mommy was mad at the daddy.
01:50The mommy and daddy were very mad at the grandpa.
02:00The grandma got mad at everybody.
02:04I did not.
02:07That's wonderful.
02:10The grown-ups were always very loud.
02:14It hurt the kids' ears.
02:16The end.
02:22The end.
02:37The end.
02:39Yeah!
02:40Then watch the kids!
02:42Whoa!
02:56Well I can't go there anymore.
03:00The looks I was getting..
03:02I haven't gotten looks like that in my life.
03:05You ought to watch me more.
03:12How could you let Michael write something like that?
03:15We didn't know anything about this.
03:17Eileen let the kids write whatever they wanted.
03:19Who's Eileen?
03:20The teacher.
03:22Look, I'm not thrilled about this either,
03:24but, you know, kids should be able to express what they're feeling.
03:27What a load of bull.
03:30Well, here's a perfect example of your liberal free-to-be-a-bird-a-bee
03:35college claptrap coming home to bite your whole family in the ass.
03:44Oh?
03:46The whole family?
03:48The whole family?
03:49What am I?
03:51I wasn't even mentioned in that book.
03:55Were you insulted because you weren't insulted?
03:58I'm insulted that you have brainwashed your children
04:01into thinking the only thing I'm good for is to hold up a piñata.
04:05And I don't look like that.
04:07What?
04:07The kids' illustrations.
04:09People are going to think I look like that.
04:10Okay.
04:12Everyone, could we all please just go home?
04:15Debra's right.
04:15We got to talk to Michael.
04:17You're going to punish him?
04:18I want input.
04:19All right, come on.
04:19Come on.
04:21Nobody's punishing anyone.
04:22Of course not.
04:23God forbid someone's feelings should get hurt.
04:25Well, my feelings are hurt.
04:27Mine, too.
04:28Nobody cares.
04:29I'm writing my own book.
04:30Get out.
04:34That's the title.
04:42Michael?
04:43Hey, what are you going to do?
04:44I want to talk to him.
04:45Michael, could you come in here, please?
04:47Be careful what you say.
04:47Don't worry.
04:48He writes it down.
04:53Sweetie, I just want to ask you something.
04:57Do you think that your family is the angry family?
05:02It's okay, honey.
05:03You can tell us.
05:06Ray, you want to...
05:07Nope.
05:09I loved your story, Michael.
05:12Said daddy.
05:18Go on.
05:19Watch TV.
05:21What is wrong with you?
05:23Hey, if you were on top of stuff, you could have stopped the story from leaking out.
05:29I am on top of stuff.
05:31What do you do, huh?
05:32Look, those stories were supposed to be a surprise for the parents.
05:37Surprise for the parents.
05:38I think a surprise is you get to the school and there's an open bar.
05:49This was like an ambush.
05:51And you can't even see what the real problem is here, can you?
05:54There's an image that Michael has of us.
05:57Come on.
05:57We're normal.
06:01Comparatively normal.
06:03Watch the news.
06:05Please.
06:06Although, I will say, there are times when you seem to yell for no reason.
06:14Maybe.
06:15Maybe that's what he's picking up on.
06:19I'm pretty sure that most of the leading characters in that story were from the Barone side.
06:24Yeah, okay.
06:25But the loud part, I'm thinking, is probably you.
06:29So you're blaming me.
06:30You're completely free and clear.
06:32I'm sorry, but I am not the yeller.
06:33You are the reason for the yeller!
06:35Well, you assume that there must be yelling!
06:37Yeah, you're damn right there's yelling!
06:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
06:39Hey!
06:41What, honey?
06:42Can I have a juice?
06:43Sure, sweetie.
06:44Sure.
06:45Yeah.
06:45We can do that, right, Mommy?
06:46Thank you, Daddy.
07:04We have problems.
07:07It's all right, all right?
07:08No, it's not all right.
07:09This argument just now is exactly what Michael was referring to.
07:12Yeah, well, you don't got to worry about this one, because that was Jeffrey.
07:16Well?
07:20Hello?
07:21Oh, hi, Eileen.
07:26Yeah, hi.
07:28How are you?
07:29Yeah, oh, no, that was a great open house.
07:31Yeah, dynamite.
07:34What conference?
07:36Oh!
07:38Oh, that's this week, too.
07:40Yeah, right, with the parents.
07:42Uh-huh.
07:42Yeah, I guess we must have forgot about it.
07:44Yeah.
07:44It wasn't like we were trying to run out or anything.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Yeah, no, because we want to talk to you.
07:50We love you.
07:53All right, okay.
07:55Yeah, sure, we'll see you tomorrow.
07:56Okay, bye-bye.
08:02Listen, about tomorrow, you know, I got a pretty big day, so maybe...
08:04You don't want to finish it.
08:05You don't, all right.
08:08Did you have to sound so guilty on the phone?
08:11How about you?
08:12You ran away like a little girl.
08:23Okay.
08:23Hey.
08:25So, how are you?
08:27Terrific.
08:31That was so, so funny yesterday.
08:34What was?
08:35Michael's book, Angry Family.
08:40I don't know where he...
08:42Anyway, it's great to be here.
08:45Happy to discuss everything.
08:46I was really impressed with what Michael wrote about in his book, weren't you?
08:49Me?
08:51Definitely.
08:52Oh, definitely.
08:53Um, but I do think that his book was just a story.
08:59And yes, obviously, all stories do come from somewhere.
09:02Well, not all of them.
09:04Hmm?
09:05I was just thinking something.
09:07I was just thinking some stories come from, like, like those shows you go to where they
09:12say, uh, give us a location.
09:14And then the audience goes, an elevator.
09:17You know, and then, and then they say, what language should we do or something?
09:20And, and you, you know, French.
09:22You know, and then they, they do a hilarious thing right there.
09:25You know?
09:26Second floor, croissants.
09:28You know?
09:29Yeah.
09:30They just, they make that stuff up right there on the spot.
09:39So that would be one example where some stories do come from.
09:43Is, is that what Michael did?
09:46Probably not.
09:51Please stop.
09:53I'm just, I'm talking to Eileen.
09:55Uh, Eileen, um, did Michael say anything to you?
09:59I mean, did he say anything specific about home?
10:02And remember, children lie.
10:06Ray, we have nothing to hide.
10:08I don't know what he's so afraid of.
10:10I mean, because we're a normal family.
10:13Comparatively.
10:14I mean, watch the news.
10:21That was one of the normal things.
10:23She stole that from me.
10:25It's not your thing.
10:26We are normal.
10:28You know, we do have counselors.
10:32Father Hubley is very good.
10:33No, no, that's the last thing that we need.
10:35Why do you say that?
10:37Because then everybody's talking about it.
10:39Look, what are you, why do you have to be so close-minded?
10:42You see, this is the attitude.
10:44I'm not close-minded.
10:45Ugh, what are you doing right now?
10:47This is who you are.
10:48Why can't you just talk about things, huh?
10:51Talk!
10:56You know, I have to say
10:57that you're actually exhibiting
10:59some of the very traits
10:59that seem to jump off the page
11:01in Michael's book.
11:02Who?
11:05Uh, you.
11:08Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
11:11First of all,
11:12it's not a book.
11:13It's pieces of construction paper.
11:16You sound a bit close-minded.
11:18Hey.
11:22Eileen,
11:25you have no idea
11:26what I have to put up with.
11:30When I got married,
11:31I didn't just get a husband.
11:33I got a whole freak show
11:34that set up their tent
11:35right across the street.
11:42And that would be fine
11:43if they stayed there.
11:45But every day,
11:46every day,
11:47they dump a truckload
11:49of their insane family dreck
11:51into my lap.
11:52How would you like to sit through
11:54two people in their 60s
11:55fighting over
11:56who invented the lawn?
11:58The lawn!
11:59And then the brother!
12:01I live in an apartment.
12:03I don't even have a lawn.
12:04Raymond has a lawn.
12:06But you can't blame him
12:07when you see who the mother is.
12:08She has this kind of
12:09sick hold on the both of them.
12:11And the father's about
12:12as disgusting a creature
12:14as God has ever dropped
12:15on this planet.
12:16So no wonder
12:17the kid writes stories.
12:18I should be writing stories.
12:20My life is a gothic novel.
12:21And until you have lived
12:22in that house
12:23with all of them in there
12:24with you day after day,
12:25week after week,
12:26year after friggin' year,
12:28you are in no position
12:29to judge me!
12:50Where are you in here, Robert?
12:55Exactly.
12:58I'll tell you what concerns me.
13:00I want to know
13:01why I was drawn
13:01completely without hair.
13:03That is an exaggeration
13:05which I do not appreciate.
13:07All right, now.
13:08All right, then.
13:09No need for tension.
13:10We all have enough tension.
13:11Believe me,
13:12this job pounds
13:13the life out of you.
13:17Eileen,
13:18maybe you'd like to start with...
13:20No, thank you.
13:21What?
13:23What?
13:25Listen, Eileen,
13:26again,
13:27I'm so sorry
13:28about getting a little testy
13:29with you yesterday.
13:30That's really not like me.
13:31Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
13:34Adam.
13:36Adam is the school's counselor
13:37and we thought
13:38we'd like to have
13:38this little talk today
13:39to see if maybe
13:40we can help you people.
13:42Okay?
13:45Go on, Adam.
13:48Sure.
13:50Hi, everyone.
13:52I'm Adam Burke
13:53and I am the school's counselor
13:54but I like to think of myself
13:56more as a facilitator.
13:57Oh, jeez.
14:01So, here's a question.
14:04Do any of you ever feel
14:06that the anger
14:07gets out of control?
14:09No way.
14:11Yes.
14:13What?
14:14Yes, I do feel
14:15that the anger
14:15sometimes gets out of control.
14:17I feel it whenever
14:18I come into the house.
14:23There is a solution.
14:28I don't understand.
14:29I am there
14:30in a loving,
14:32nurturing capacity
14:33as is my want.
14:36Well, then,
14:38maybe we should ask ourselves
14:39where could the anger
14:41in this family
14:42be coming from?
14:49Now, all right,
14:49I am not going to die.
14:51I do not want to sit here.
14:52I don't...
14:58I'm fine.
14:59My apologies.
15:00Ray, you know what?
15:02I don't think people
15:02need to hear
15:03my side of things again.
15:05Maybe you could say
15:06something objective.
15:09Okay.
15:16Uh, all I know is
15:21Debra's good.
15:24She's really, really good.
15:26You know, she's got
15:27a lot of stuff to do
15:29and that's why
15:32if she's all...
15:44That's why.
15:48Uh, if I may.
15:52You mentioned,
15:53Father Hubley,
15:53that I was not
15:54included in that book
15:55and that is a very
15:57astute observation.
15:59And I do believe
16:00that my unique position
16:02in this family
16:04is that of an outsider
16:06allows me to view
16:09this hodgepodge of life
16:10from a rather unique
16:12vantage point.
16:14Top of a beanstalk?
16:20And I do maintain
16:22that if anyone
16:23is to blame, Father,
16:25for this river
16:26of pent-up hostility
16:27that runs through
16:28the sorry bunch
16:29like you-know-what
16:30through a we-know-what.
16:33That person goes
16:34by the name
16:34of Raymond.
16:36Oh, sit down,
16:37you dope.
16:37He is and always
16:39has been the center.
16:40The center of attention.
16:42The center of affection.
16:44He always gets
16:45the center chair
16:46in the kitchen.
16:47And this anger
16:48of which you speak
16:49from the rest
16:50of these poor souls
16:52stems from his
16:54unwillingness to share
16:56even the tiniest portion
16:57of the spotlight
16:58that shines
16:59without end
17:02on him.
17:07What are you doing?
17:08What are you doing?
17:10What are you doing?
17:14Center chair.
17:15It's my kitchen.
17:16Get your own kitchen.
17:16There you go.
17:17There you go.
17:17You see,
17:18because I only have
17:18a kitchenette
17:19and he loves it.
17:20Right?
17:21Rub it in, Raymond.
17:22No house for me.
17:23No wife.
17:23No kids,
17:24no lawn,
17:24no...
17:25Hey, father,
17:26let me ask you something.
17:28Would you know
17:28who invented the lawn?
17:30Oh!
17:31Would you stop?
17:33No one invented it.
17:34It's grass.
17:35Oh, yeah?
17:36So cavemen had lawns?
17:38Yes,
17:38they were called fields,
17:39you baboon.
17:42You want to know
17:42where all the tension
17:43in the family comes from?
17:44I'm chained to it.
17:47Here she is.
17:48And if you're looking
17:49to find out
17:49why she's like this,
17:50I'm giving it to you
17:52for once and for all.
17:53You ready?
17:55There.
17:56Right there.
17:58She married him.
18:00And this one
18:01still can't deal with it.
18:10How dare you.
18:13It's all right,
18:14you hold on.
18:18You think Michael's book
18:19is my fault,
18:20don't you?
18:22Don't you, huh?
18:23If there's ever a problem
18:24in a family,
18:25it's the mother.
18:26It's always the mother.
18:28Well, you all
18:28ought to be ashamed
18:29of yourselves.
18:31And you,
18:32you allow that,
18:33Father Ubley?
18:34Shame on you.
18:36That's right.
18:37You had a mother,
18:38and you allowed
18:39all this to happen
18:40in your school,
18:40in your parish,
18:41this new psychology
18:43that children
18:43are always right
18:44that they're being
18:45rewarded for every
18:47little thing they do
18:48with the stickers.
18:49I mean,
18:49these kids are coming
18:50home full of stickers
18:51for doing nothing.
18:53Ooh,
18:53I went to the party.
18:55Here's the sticker.
18:58In my day,
18:59you had to earn
19:00a reward,
19:01and even then
19:01you didn't get it.
19:02And if there was yelling
19:03in the house,
19:04you earned that too.
19:05There was nothing
19:05to be ashamed of.
19:06I want to tell you something.
19:07There is nothing wrong
19:08with this family.
19:09We're very close,
19:10we're very open,
19:11we're very loving,
19:12because I make sure of it.
19:14But everybody
19:15has to make a big deal.
19:16You have to have a meeting,
19:18you have to have an inquiry,
19:19you have to have a witch hunt.
19:22I think they found one.
19:33Well,
19:35thank you,
19:37everybody,
19:39for a lovely morning.
19:42Believe it or not,
19:44I do understand
19:45the pressures and tensions
19:46of raising a family
19:47in today's world.
19:49But I think
19:50this particular family
19:53compounds the problem
19:54by maybe being a bit
19:55too close to each other
19:56constantly,
19:57like ping-pong balls
19:59pounding and hitting off
20:00each other
20:01in the lottery machine.
20:04except
20:06nobody wins
20:07in this one,
20:09least of all the children,
20:11which is what I got
20:12from this book.
20:15So it's not about you,
20:17or you,
20:19or you,
20:20or you,
20:22or even Raymond
20:23today.
20:26It's about this little guy,
20:29in this sweet,
20:30simple way
20:31of maybe
20:33giving you a message.
20:34which is what I got
20:49to do.
20:49It's about this little guy,
20:53It's about this little guy,
20:58which is what I got
20:58to do.
21:04Come on,
21:04take them all.
21:05No, no,
21:05give me one.
21:06Give me one.
21:08guys,
21:08you're going to get one.
21:15Hey!
21:16Good day,
21:17you.
21:18Yeah.
21:19What'd you do,
21:20go to the bathroom?
21:21Yeah.
21:21Get your lights on.
21:22Yeah.
21:22That's because we were reading.
21:24Reading a couple books.
21:25Here,
21:25give me that head.
21:25Give me that head.
21:27Hey,
21:27it's time for bed,
21:27dude.
21:28Okay.
21:28Come on.
21:29See you tomorrow,
21:30okay?
21:30Okay,
21:30see you in the morning,
21:31honey.
21:31Hey,
21:32listen,
21:32Michael,
21:33we really loved your story
21:35you wrote,
21:35and we learned a lot from it.
21:37I like that cartoon.
21:39What cartoon?
21:40Monster maniacs.
21:42They're really funny.
21:43They're always yelling.
22:03with a win over the Angels.
22:05Last night's 1-0.
22:06Sweeter gave the Royals a 1-0 lead in the three-game series.
22:39We'll be right back in the three-game series.
22:39Bye.
22:39ultimate.
22:40곡.
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