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00:17I don't know.
00:35Get out! Get out, libidinous swine!
00:38And take that whore-slut-painted strumpet with you!
00:41May you both rot in the filth of your own fornication!
00:45And what did you say to him?
00:48Say, madam, I said nothing.
00:50I simply pulled up my tights and jumped out of the privy window.
00:54Oh, Edmund, you're so naughty!
00:57Well, I try, madam.
00:59And then ten minutes later, when I've got my breath back, I try again.
01:03Yes, Your Majesty, perhaps now we can turn to more important matters of state.
01:06Must be.
01:07I fear so, ma'am.
01:08It's a tragic case.
01:10My old tutor, Lord Forrest, his son has been kidnapped
01:12and he begs you to help him pay the ransom.
01:16Edmund, what would you say?
01:18Well, as you know, madam, I have had experience of this dreadful situation.
01:21Only last year, my aunt came to me to beg for help in the ransom of my Uncle Osric.
01:26Well, then, you know something of the dreadful pain involved.
01:30Indeed, I do.
01:31And can suggest no better answer than the one I gave to her.
01:34Which was?
01:35Get stuffed.
01:38Look, Ed, you would jest over a young man's life!
01:40A young man read young idiot.
01:42Look, anyone stupid enough to let some mustachioed Dago come up to them in a corridor,
01:47say, excuse me, meester, and hit them over the head with a big stick.
01:51Deserves everything they get.
01:57Oh, my lord, you were in good fooling this morning.
01:59Ah, thank you, Boric.
02:00I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
02:04Oh, good.
02:09Excuse me, meester.
02:11Yes, what is it?
02:15I said, what is it, not hit me hard on the head.
02:20Hey, Melchie, I've completely changed my mind about that forest bloke.
02:24I mean, he's obviously very stupid,
02:26but we can't go around punishing people for that, can we?
02:29Well, certainly not, ma'am.
02:30No, if we went around punishing people for being stupid,
02:33Nursey would have been in prison all her life.
02:36A very piquant observation, Majesty.
02:39So I will sign this ransom, but it must be the last.
02:43Absolutely the last.
02:45Finer.
02:46Full stop.
02:47Never again.
02:48Cross my heart and hope to die.
02:53Surely not hope to die, Majesty.
02:55Er, all right, I'll cross that out.
02:58Er, um, here we are.
03:01Sorry about the smudge.
03:02Thank you, ma'am.
03:06Excuse me, meester.
03:08Yes?
03:12Oh, God, God, God.
03:14What on earth was I drinking last night?
03:18My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
03:27Where am I?
03:29Oh...
03:29Who's there?
03:30It's I, Melchie's.
03:32Melchie?
03:32You really ought to get this house of yours clean.
03:35Nothing you know is...
03:36It's a real mess.
03:37There's no time for jokes, Blackadder.
03:39We've been kidnapped.
03:41Oh, God, how incredibly embarrassing.
03:46As private parts to the gods are we.
03:49They play with us for their sport.
03:54Oh, God, who's that?
03:55Ti prepara pa la interrogacion y suplicio.
03:59Now, just wait a minute.
04:00If anyone's going to be spoken to around here,
04:02it's going to be me, all right?
04:03Tell them, Melchie.
04:04Certainly.
04:05Parlo con lui, no me, capo.
04:07Parlo con lui.
04:08Ah, bueno.
04:08El jefe.
04:10Ti prepara pa la interrogacion y suplicio.
04:14Oh, that's better.
04:16Now, what's he saying?
04:19He says he would like a word with you.
04:21Uh-huh.
04:22Anything else?
04:23Yes.
04:24He says he would like to torture you as well.
04:27Right.
04:28Now, am I by any chance addressing a senior dignitary
04:31of the Spanish Inquisition?
04:32Te gusta la mucha de la Inquisición.
04:35Good.
04:36Because if I am,
04:38I wish to make it quite clear
04:39that I am prepared to tell you absolutely anything.
04:45No habla, puerco.
04:49No speak-o-de-go.
04:52I demand to see the British ambassador.
04:55Understand?
04:56Necesito silencio para comenzar.
04:59Oh, for God's sake.
05:00Look, how can you question me
05:03if you don't speak English?
05:05No.
05:06Yo pregunto las cuestiones.
05:09All right.
05:09Let's start with the basis.
05:12English is a non-inflected Indo-European language
05:16derived from dialects of the romance.
05:20How's that?
05:22Percy?
05:23Yes?
05:23Who's Queen?
05:26Whoops!
05:27Butterfingers!
05:29Ah, so I win again.
05:31Yes, well done, Your Majesty.
05:33And there's definitely been no sign of Edmund.
05:36I fear not, Mum.
05:38Why, then, he's vanished.
05:40Simply vanished.
05:42Like an old oak table.
05:49Vanished, Lord Percy, not vanished.
05:53Forgive me, my lady,
05:54but my Uncle Bertram's old oak table completely vanished.
05:58T'was on the night of the Great Stepney Fire,
06:01and on that same terrible night,
06:03his house and all his other things completely vanished too.
06:07So did he, in fact.
06:09T'was a most perplexing mystery.
06:13Look, Percy.
06:14Yes?
06:15It's up to you.
06:17Either you can shut up,
06:19or you can have your head cut off.
06:34I'll shut up.
06:36Bernardo!
06:38Bernardo!
06:42Embarrassing!
06:44Embarrassing.
06:45You're embarrassing.
06:46I'm embarrassing.
06:49Rogering.
06:50Uh, pregnant.
06:53Baby.
06:54Baby.
06:55Bath water.
06:58Now, sounds like,
06:59bastard.
07:00Bastard.
07:03No es terminado.
07:05Hijo.
07:07Hijo.
07:08It's a donkey.
07:13Padre.
07:14Big bastard, little bastard.
07:16Big bastard.
07:17Padre.
07:18Boy, my father's son.
07:20I'm a bastard's son.
07:22Di perra.
07:24Thirsty, thirsty bastard.
07:27Thirsty barking bastard.
07:31Dog, dog.
07:33Dog.
07:34Woman.
07:35Dog.
07:36Woman.
07:37Bitch.
07:38I'm a bastard son of a bitch.
07:45In that case, you are a fornicating baboon.
07:51What?
07:54Oh dear, you.
07:57You?
07:58You're a fornicating baboon.
08:02Yes, I can't really do it in this box.
08:07Tus testiculos.
08:09My, um, ah, yes.
08:11Ah, those, yes.
08:13Sobre un fuego grande.
08:15Over a large...
08:17Fuego, fuego.
08:18Oh, fire, fire.
08:20Ah, good.
08:20Right, so, let's recap.
08:22Um, if I admit that I'm in love...
08:25No, no!
08:27Sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards, then you will remove
08:35my testicles with a blunt instrument, resembling some kind of gardening tool, but we can't quite
08:43do that.
08:43Ah, ah, ah, roast them over a large fire.
08:48Whereas if I don't admit that I'm in love with Satan and all his little wizards, you will hold
08:57me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade and remove my testicles with a blunt instrument.
09:10Oh, I see.
09:10Oh, well, well, in that case, I love Satan.
09:13Oh, it's a scythe.
09:23I don't know.
09:24I've looked everywhere.
09:29Perhaps they're not hiding at all.
09:36Perhaps they've been kidnapped.
09:39Nonsense.
09:40As Edmund said, only real idiots get kidnapped.
09:44Do they?
09:47Stop!
09:49Ah!
09:53Forgive me, hair black arrow.
09:55I have been neglecting my duties as a host.
10:00Please accept my apologies.
10:06I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.
10:13I hope this scum has not inconvenienced you.
10:19It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my ghoulies to inconvenience me.
10:24Good.
10:25Good.
10:25If he had inconvenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue.
10:30Believe me, sir.
10:31Believe me, sir, if he had inconvenienced me, you would not have a tongue with which to make
10:36such an offer.
10:39You would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if I had in the part of
10:47me against you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue.
10:53Yes, well, enough of this banter.
10:55Who the hell are you, sausage breath?
11:00You do not remember me, then, hair black arrow?
11:02I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
11:04Oh, on the contrary.
11:05We have met many times.
11:07Although you knew me by another name.
11:10Do you recall a mysterious black marketeer and smuggler called Otto with whom you used to dine and plot and
11:18plays a biscuit game at the old Pizzle in Dover?
11:21My God!
11:22Yes, I was the waiters.
11:28I don't believe it, you big sally.
11:33Will you have another piece of pie, my lord?
11:36But I went to bed with you, didn't I?
11:41For my country, I am willing to make any sacrifice.
11:46Yes, but I'm not.
11:47I must have been paralytic.
11:49Indeed you were, Mr. Fluffy.
11:52Yes, all right, all right.
11:55Now, would you mind...
11:57Such a disappointment for a girl.
11:59Yes, all right, you might be a little joke.
12:01It really doesn't matter.
12:02We'll try again in a few minutes.
12:04Have a look through these naughty parchments.
12:06Oh, yes.
12:08We are proud of our comic-serving wench voice, aren't we?
12:12Just because we can say zur instead of sir.
12:14A sense that all social gatherings, the tedious little turd who keeps putting on amusing voices.
12:19Quiet!
12:19What else have you got in your astoundingly inventive repertoire, I wonder?
12:22Ah, a brilliant drunk Glaswegian, no doubt.
12:25A hilarious black man.
12:27See you, Jimmy.
12:28Where am dat warty melon?
12:31Oh, I mean, I can't wait for your side-splitting poof and that funny little croaky one who isn't anyone
12:37in particular.
12:38But it's such a scream.
12:40And most of all, I like the one you do all the time.
12:42The fatted German chamber pot standing in front of me.
12:47You know, you talk too much, Black Adam.
12:50I think it's a case of werebrill diarrhea that you're having.
12:54I should perhaps tell you that I have given the Queen only a week to apply to my ransom demand.
13:00Unless she pays up, you die horribly.
13:04She will pay up.
13:05And then within a week, you die horribly, horribly.
13:10You find yourself amusing, Black Adam.
13:12I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
13:14You know, I think that in a week from now, you'll be less in the mood for being amusing.
13:19At least when I am in the mood, I can be amusing.
13:22Then choose your next viricism carefully here, Black Adam.
13:25It may be your last.
13:26Guards, fetch his friend.
13:28Friends, fight!
13:29I, fight!
13:30I, fight!
13:30I, fight!
13:31No, I, fight!
13:32I, fight!
13:37Don't melt it.
13:38We meet again.
13:39No, I don't think we've had the pleasure.
13:41You do not recognize me then.
13:45Let me refresh your memory.
13:47You remember when you were in Cornwall at the monastery, there was an old shepherd with whom you used to
13:52talk.
13:53Good Lord, Timkins?
13:54Yes!
13:55I was one of his sheep.
13:59One of his sheep?
14:00Not...
14:01Yes!
14:01Flossie?
14:02Yes!
14:03But didn't we...
14:03Yes, Lord Metz!
14:06Oh, my God!
14:12But enough of such pleasant reminiscences, eh?
14:16The guard has found an interesting document in your clothing.
14:19Oh, I shouldn't pay much attention to that if I were you.
14:23The queen says that she will pay only one ransom, but it must be the last, absolutely the last, final,
14:29full stop, never again, cost my heart and hope to be spanked until my bottom goes purple.
14:36She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
14:39Not really.
14:40Bad luck melts her still.
14:42Life overrated, I reckon.
14:44Yes, gentlemen.
14:45Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
14:48Well, evil plots don't just make themselves, you know.
14:56Dear Queen, I, evil Prince Ludwig the Indestructible, have your two friends, and you must choose between them.
15:09The ransom is one million kroner.
15:13Many, many...
15:15Apologis for the inconvenience.
15:18Oh, my goodness, what a difficult choice.
15:21But isn't the first difficult choice you've ever had to make my little tadpole?
15:24No, that's true.
15:25Now, in the old days, it was all difficult choices.
15:28Should you have nursery milk or more cow milk?
15:31Because it's always nursery milk.
15:33But then left breasty dumpling or right breasty dumpling?
15:37Because it was always both breasty dumpling, sir.
15:40Ah, but then which one first?
15:41Shut up, Percy!
15:44Oh, goodness.
15:45Oh, this is very confusing.
15:49Lord Percy, play a while to calm my spirits.
15:54Certainly, Mum.
15:59Petter cake, petter cake, makers, Mum.
16:01Ah-ha, you're it.
16:02Ring-a-ring-a, Rosie.
16:04Oh, fall down.
16:08What say you, Blackadder?
16:09I sing a song to keep our spirits up.
16:12That all depends whether you want the slop bucket over your head or not.
16:16Well, perhaps some pleasant word game.
16:20It's all right.
16:21Make a sentence out of the following words.
16:24Face sodding, you're shut.
16:30For God's sake, man, we must do something to relieve our minds of the terrible fate that awaits us.
16:37Awaits you, Melty, not me.
16:39How's my beard looking?
16:40Oh, yes.
16:42Alas, shall I never see England more?
16:45Her rolling fields, her swooping swallows.
16:49And her playful sheep.
16:54Ah, about time, too.
16:56Gentlemen, the answer has arrived.
16:59Well, thank God I'm sick of this place.
17:01The conditions are just disgraceful.
17:03It's like a prison in here.
17:05I shall read it to you.
17:07Ah, typical master criminal.
17:09Loves the sound of his own voice.
17:12After long and very careful deliberation,
17:14the Queen has decided to expense her on some money on...
17:17A big party.
17:21Just impossible to decide between my two faves.
17:26So, I've decided to keep the cash,
17:30have a withy-jolly time,
17:32and try to forget both of you.
17:37Hope you're not too miffed.
17:40Bye!
17:42What?
17:45Hope you're not too miffed.
17:47Bye!
17:50As you can imagine, my friends,
17:51this makes me very unhappy.
17:53Oh, I am sorry.
17:55But if you gentlemen were to tell me a way to,
17:58let us say, gain access to your Queen,
18:01I might just be able to commute your deaths
18:03to a life sentence.
18:05Are you suggesting we betray her?
18:09Oh, yes.
18:12All right.
18:14Letta, what are you saying?
18:16What a loyalty, honour, self-respect.
18:18What of them?
18:20Nothing.
18:22So you will both play ball?
18:25Yep.
18:28Oh, what joy.
18:30See how you collapse before me,
18:32you great and incorruptible English knobs.
18:35So proud of your great big stiff upper lips.
18:38Gloating is a sign of insecurity, Ludwig.
18:41Stop it.
18:41Now, do you want to know how to get to the Queen or not?
18:44Yes.
18:44I saw some kind of disguise.
18:46You know, I do a very good Mary, Queen of Scots.
18:51Oh, just one where's my heed?
18:56What sort of party should it be?
18:59Oh, fancy dress.
19:01I love fancy dress.
19:04Nancy?
19:05I think it should be one of those ones
19:09where everybody comes with nothing on at all.
19:12Shut up, then.
19:14I agree with you, Acting Lord Chamberlain.
19:17Look.
19:17If we're really going to forget our woes,
19:20then we should have as much fun as possible.
19:22And what could be more fun
19:23than a party where people come dressed as frogs
19:26and rabbits and nuns?
19:28And bits of wood.
19:31You're not going to come as a bit of wood.
19:33Aren't I?
19:34No.
19:35Oh.
19:36Well, how about a pencil, then?
19:38Should I come as a pencil?
19:40Don't be silly, Nursie.
19:42You always talk like this
19:43and you always end up coming as the same thing.
19:46Don't I?
19:46Yes, you know.
19:47Everybody.
19:49Lassie.
19:52What does Nursie always come to fancy dress parties dressed as?
19:56I thought everybody knew.
19:57Yes, everybody, apparently.
19:59Except Nursie.
20:00Tell her.
20:01She always comes as a cow.
20:04Yes, that's right.
20:05A lovely, lovely cow
20:07with great big lovely udders.
20:09Swing around going,
20:11Moo!
20:12Come to Nursie, cow,
20:14you lovely little heifers.
20:16Oh, yes, what fun.
20:17I want to be a cow again, please.
20:19Shut up.
20:21Isn't Nursie stupid?
20:23She certainly is, Mum.
20:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:26You see,
20:28we're having a good time already.
20:31We've completely forgotten
20:33about those chaps in prison,
20:35haven't we?
20:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:42What, chaps?
20:47That's fine.
20:48That's fine.
20:52My friends,
20:53I come to bid you farewell.
20:55These guards will eventually die of old age,
20:58but their sons will, I'm sure,
20:59go on attending to your needs.
21:01Thank you for your concern,
21:02but in fact,
21:02we intend to escape.
21:04With your information, gentlemen,
21:05I intend to bring down
21:07your queen and country.
21:08The master of disguise
21:09will become
21:10the master of the world.
21:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:13Yes, one thing, Ludwig,
21:15just before you go.
21:16What?
21:17Were you ever bullied at school?
21:20What do you mean?
21:22Well, all this ranting
21:23and raving about power,
21:24there must be some reason for it.
21:27Nonsense.
21:27No, at my school,
21:28having dirty hair on spots
21:30was a sign of maturity.
21:32I thought so,
21:33and I bet your mother
21:34made you wear shorts
21:35right up to your final year.
21:37Shut up!
21:38Shut up!
21:40Well, I am king of England.
21:42No one will ever dare call me
21:43shorty, greasy,
21:45spot spot again.
21:48Touch the nerve there,
21:49I think.
21:51What good is it going to do us
21:52if we're doomed to rot here
21:54until we die?
21:55No, don't worry.
21:55I've got a plan.
21:56Really?
21:57Yes.
21:58Now that Ludwig's gone,
21:59we should have no trouble
21:59overcoming the guards.
22:01Germans are sticklers
22:02for efficiency
22:03and I've been watching
22:04their routine.
22:04I've selected the moment
22:06when they are at
22:06their most vulnerable.
22:08That is when we will attack.
22:09Brilliant.
22:10How?
22:11That is the most cunning bit.
22:15I'm spite!
22:16I'm spite!
22:17I'm spite!
22:18I'm spite!
22:19I'm spite!
22:20Right, now this is it.
22:21Don't forget,
22:22when they are at
22:22their most vulnerable.
22:24I'm spite!
22:24I'm spite!
22:25Halt!
22:26Jingles the keys!
22:29Open the door!
22:32Greetings to the prisoners!
22:36Guten Abend,
22:38Englander Scum!
22:40March to the table!
22:42Eins, zwei!
22:43Eins, zwei!
22:44Eins, zwei!
22:45Eins, zwei!
22:46Eins, zwei!
22:47Eins, zwei!
22:48Eins, zwei!
22:48Halt!
22:49Food on the table!
22:52Eins, zwei!
22:53Snips on the food!
22:55Eins, zwei!
22:57Insulting farewell gesture to the prisoners!
23:01Eins, zwei!
23:02Eins, zwei!
23:03Now!
23:03Ooh!
23:05Trust me to get the hard one.
23:07One!
23:16Yo-hoo-hoo!
23:18Off with our heads!
23:21Mum,
23:22it is
23:22brilliant!
23:23Your father
23:25is born again!
23:26Well, it's
23:27Ballywell,
23:28hope not,
23:28or else I won't be
23:28queen anymore!
23:31Yes,
23:32yours is pretty good,
23:33too.
23:34What is it?
23:35Oh,
23:36it's nothing, Mum.
23:37It's just a
23:38mere trifle
23:38I threw together.
23:40Doesn't look much
23:41like a trifle.
23:42It's more like
23:43a fruit salad to me.
23:46I see,
23:47Nancy's really
23:48excelled herself.
23:49Moo!
23:52Yes,
23:53she has.
23:55I'm not sure
23:56about this.
23:58What are you
23:59meant to be?
24:00A pencil case.
24:06Yes!
24:08Oh,
24:09it's just like
24:10parties I had
24:11when I was tiny.
24:13We had tea
24:14and cakes
24:14and venison
24:15and then
24:16a trip
24:16with a couple
24:17of little friends
24:18to the executions.
24:19How sweet.
24:20If I wanted
24:21any of my little
24:22friends executed,
24:22that is.
24:24Oh,
24:25how I do wish
24:26Edmund could be here.
24:28He always
24:29loved parties
24:30and always,
24:31always wore
24:32very,
24:32very tights
24:33tights.
24:37Edmund who?
24:39Edmund Blackadder!
24:40Oh!
24:40Majesty?
24:41Oh,
24:41Edmund,
24:42but...
24:42Did you ever know
24:43me to miss a party?
24:44Eve?
24:44Oh!
24:46And what about
24:47Lord Melchert?
24:48Yes,
24:48unfortunately,
24:49ma'am,
24:50he made it too.
24:51Rapture!
24:52Joy beyond measure!
24:54Bliss which cannot
24:55be counted
24:56on one's fingers!
24:58Oh!
24:59Bad!
25:05Sorry,
25:06Edmund.
25:07Nothing?
25:09Yes,
25:10um,
25:11unfortunately,
25:12apart from my nose
25:13getting a little
25:14prettier,
25:15nothing much
25:15has changed
25:15around here.
25:17Your animal
25:17still isn't
25:18house-trained,
25:20Percy's still
25:20unemployed,
25:21and Nurse
25:22is one stick
25:22short of a bundle.
25:24Ooh!
25:25Pius!
25:25Thank you for
25:26reminding me.
25:27Ah!
25:29Nurse!
25:30You've killed
25:31Nurse!
25:32That's horrid!
25:34Scots!
25:35Scots!
25:35Take him away
25:36and execute him!
25:37He's killed
25:37Nurse!
25:38Can anyone
25:39help me
25:40with my
25:40others?
25:42Yes,
25:42yes.
25:43Yes,
25:44and may I
25:45introduce
25:45our erstwhile
25:46captor,
25:48Prince Ludwig
25:49the Indestructible.
25:52Ah!
25:53Queen Elizabeth,
25:54we meet again.
25:55Ah,
25:56no,
25:56I don't think
25:56so,
25:57actually.
25:59Yes,
26:00you remember
26:00when you were
26:01young and
26:02your father
26:03used to take
26:03you're hiding
26:04on a
26:04magnificent
26:05grey pony
26:06that you used
26:07to kiss
26:08and fondle
26:08in the
26:09stable yard.
26:11I,
26:12I was
26:13a tall
26:13and attractive
26:14German
26:15stable lad
26:15who held
26:16him.
26:17Yes?
26:18You?
26:19Uh-huh.
26:19Shall I think
26:20we'll see
26:20Spotspot?
26:21No!
26:22No,
26:23no,
26:23no!
26:25You and
26:25all of you
26:26regret the day
26:26that you've
26:27mocked my
26:27complexion.
26:29I shall
26:30return
26:30and
26:31wreak my
26:31rewinge!
26:34Well,
26:35you will
26:35die and
26:35be buried.
26:37Ah!
26:38Hooray!
26:40Strange man.
26:43But how
26:44did you
26:44know it
26:44was him?
26:45This was
26:46the information
26:46with which
26:47we bought
26:47our lives.
26:49We told
26:49him that
26:50if the
26:50Queen
26:50was having
26:50a party
26:51that
26:51Nursey
26:52always goes
26:53as a cow.
26:54From that
26:55moment he
26:55was doomed.
26:56All we
26:56had to do
26:57was escape,
26:57return and
26:58kill the
26:59cow.
27:00But how
27:01could you
27:01be sure
27:02it was not
27:02Nursey?
27:02Because,
27:03Lady,
27:04Ludwig was
27:05a master
27:05of disguise.
27:07Whereas
27:07Nursey is
27:08a sad,
27:09insane old
27:09woman with
27:10another fixation.
27:12All we
27:13had to do
27:13was kill
27:14the one
27:14that looked
27:15like the
27:16cow.
27:18That was
27:19the mistake
27:19I knew
27:20that Ludwig
27:20would make.
27:21His disguise
27:21was too
27:22good.
27:23Gosh,
27:23Edmund,
27:24how brilliant.
27:25Welcome home.
27:26Well,
27:26I must say,
27:27ma'am,
27:27it's good
27:27to be back.
27:28Welcome,
27:29Edmund.
27:30Did you
27:31miss me?
27:32I
27:33certainly
27:33did.
27:34Many
27:34was the
27:35time,
27:35Percy,
27:35I said
27:36to myself,
27:36I wish
27:36Percy was
27:37here.
27:39Being
27:39tortured
27:40instead of
27:40me.
27:42Girl,
27:43we have
27:43missed your
27:44wit.
27:45Do you
27:46miss me,
27:46my lord?
27:48Um...
27:49Bald,
27:49Rick,
27:49is it?
27:50That's right.
27:51No,
27:51not really.
27:55And
27:55me.
27:56Did you
27:57miss me,
27:57Edmund?
27:58Madam,
28:00life without
28:00you was
28:01like a
28:02broken
28:03pencil.
28:05Explain.
28:07Pointless.
28:11Beware all
28:12he who
28:12lost her
28:13fame.
28:14The path
28:15of life
28:16is most
28:16uncertain.
28:18Prince
28:18Ludwig
28:19thought he'd
28:19won the
28:20game.
28:21But now
28:22the crown's
28:23run for a
28:23burden.
28:24Black
28:25adder,
28:26black
28:27adder,
28:28he beats
28:29the hand
28:30by luck.
28:31Black
28:32adder,
28:33black
28:34adder,
28:35he's
28:36smarter
28:36than a
28:37duck.
28:39Lord
28:39belchit,
28:40Lord
28:41belchit,
28:42intelligent
28:43and deep.
28:46Lord
28:46belchit,
28:47Lord
28:48belchit,
28:49a shame
28:50about
28:51the
28:51sheep.
29:08now this
29:09is a
29:09disguise
29:10I'm
29:10really
29:11going
29:11to
29:11enjoy.
29:12If I
29:13can
29:13just
29:13get
29:14the
29:14voice
29:14right.
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