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00:06My name is Baldrick and this is my very own video diary about my latest adventure with Mr. Blackadder.
00:29Oh, erm, cut.
00:34Having sorted the opening out, it's time to look behind the scenes at the exciting world of filmmaking.
00:43This is the catering wagon and they've put out my own special lunch.
00:50This is Thai curry. You can see all the bits of Thai people in it.
00:54This is a ligament. I think it's a thumb ligament.
00:59Look, that's a little pink bits of willy.
01:02Over here, there's a stew from some sort of animal. Don't know what it is, but...
01:10It's hamster. That's nice.
01:13Of course, I've got special access to all my film friends.
01:25Hello, Stephen. Can you, er, say something for my video diary?
01:30Will you just leave me alone, you great mountain of yellow-headed puss off?
01:35Go away. Go on.
01:36Tim.
01:37Shoo!
01:37No.
01:39Mr. Firth, can I...
01:43Hey! What do you think we're doing here?
01:44Oh, hello. We're doing a bit of filming.
01:46Oh, go on. No, no. Don't watch it.
01:47Oi! No, let go!
01:48Ha!
01:49I thought that went quite well, really.
01:53It's all night, well.
02:02Thank God for taking care of me, this late night.
02:02You're welcome.
02:14Holdrick, may I ask if you are dressed like that?
02:17Would you like the short answer, my lord, or the long one?
02:21Oh, the short one, please.
02:22Whim.
02:24The short answer is whim.
02:27Yes, my lord.
02:29What out of interest was the long answer?
02:31It was a whim.
02:33I think Blackadder, in the end, is based on the fact that Rowan is very good, indeed,
02:37at playing extremely ferocious, tough characters.
02:42You're not eligible to vote.
02:44Why not?
02:45Because virtually no one is.
02:46Women, peasants, chimpanzees, lunatics, lords...
02:53That's not true. Lord Nelson's got a vote.
02:55He's got a boat, Baldrick.
02:58Your brain, for example, is so minute, Baldrick,
03:02that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open,
03:05it wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.
03:08Thank you very much.
03:09As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday.
03:11Did you enjoy it?
03:13Right.
03:13Um, villains are always more fun to play than good guys.
03:18That's a well-known fact.
03:19Um, and, uh, I enjoy characters who have a vindictiveness in them.
03:27I always have done it.
03:29In the end, it's just more fun.
03:31Lieutenant, revolver, please.
03:32Oh, now, sir, you really shouldn't do this, you know.
03:35Come on, George, with 50,000 men getting killed a week, who's going to miss a pigeon?
03:40What was fun, I think, was that by the time we finished the fourth series,
03:43we'd got a bit into parodying ourselves.
03:46We were a bit saying, well, there's always one episode where we do this,
03:49or one episode where we do that, and Baldrick always says this, and Blackadder says that.
03:53And coming back to it after 10 years, we'd forgotten some of that stuff,
03:56so it was a bit like starting afresh, which was fun.
03:59The strength of Blackadder had always been that it was just dialogue in one room,
04:05a very witty dialogue.
04:06So what we had to do was give it a sense that this was going to be a bigger treat
04:09than usual,
04:10and I hope we've pulled it off, I mean, because you get all the qualities of the old Blackadder,
04:15but on a kind of scale that it's like a huge American movie.
04:23What can you see, Baldurs?
04:25People in very short skirts, my lord.
04:28And the whole reason we wrote this section is to get them in increasingly short skirts.
04:34So that's Rowan, and Hugh's going to be, with any luck, two and a half inches shorter than that,
04:40and then Stephen's skirt is actually going to be above pant level.
04:46So that's what we've spent the last hour, rather pathetically,
04:49talking about how high boy's skirts can be.
04:53And that's the joke from this scene.
04:55I think that's it, although Stephen is talking in Latin,
04:58and I think he's finding that quite tricky.
05:00Yes.
05:18They're very attractive kits, aren't they? I think they do.
05:21Not as much as the interesting reconstructors who do it for fun at weekends,
05:27but there we go. Have you seen them yet?
05:29Of course, you've got to have marched 20 miles a day for a heck of a long time,
05:33been in the army for 25 years, fought heavy barbarians, and lived on army cooking,
05:37and that way you're either dead or you have huge muscular legs.
05:42You know, mine are, what can I say, aesthetic.
05:45Then we're having an attack by Scottish hordes.
05:50Action!
05:50Action!
05:51Action!
05:51Action!
05:54Action!
05:55Action!
05:56Action!
05:56Action!
05:57Action!
06:09Excuse me.
06:10Excuse me.
06:11Excuse me.
06:11I just wanted to ask why the director picked genuine Scottish people.
06:16Because we're pretty vicious.
06:17Poof!
06:23177, take two, a camera.
06:25Action!
06:29Action!
06:29Action!
06:30Oh!
06:31Wait!
06:31Oh!
06:31Fuck off!
06:35Oh!
06:42The Great Spirit of Jupiter, I've come centuries ahead of ours.
06:46Why, we have toilets and wipe our bottoms with vinegar-soaked sponges.
06:50Yes, and they wipe their bottoms with Roman soldiers.
06:54What's unusual about this is that this is on location and there's no audience apart from the crew.
07:00But the actual making the series was in...
07:04We would do it in front of, I don't know, 300 people and on the night, no matter how carefully
07:11you decided to assemble this delicately drawn portrait of a particular character, on the night, given the fear and adrenaline,
07:19I'd just go...
07:20...and pull faces.
07:22Hurrah!
07:23Oh, no! There I go again!
07:28Bravo!
07:29Bravo!
07:30La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La
07:34-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La-La-La
07:34-La-La-La- La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La.
07:34Whoa, row, row your pants gently down the stream.
07:37Belts off, trousers down, is a life-a-scream.
07:42Fabulous. Universal education. You can't beat it.
07:45The interesting thing is that Melch is very like Hugh and George is very like me.
07:50It's funny how that happens.
07:51There is a difference between the Elizabethan Melch, if you've not cared to find one.
07:56He's a little bit quiet.
07:58I like to think there is from within.
08:02He's rather more suave.
08:08Whereas the later Melch, it just goes...
08:11Hey! Now get out!
08:13Attention!
08:17Excellent native Cockney waiter!
08:20OK, ready? Here we go.
08:23It's called a clever person's board.
08:27These are called clever person's boards and they are for clever people to read.
08:33Ah! Pay attention, come on.
08:34But my news is, Rome, on all sides, is being attacked.
08:40Passive, you'll notice.
08:42But the Emperor does nothing but poison his mother and marry his horse.
08:49Roll, please!
08:50162, take 7, pick up, aye camera.
08:52You can have it.
08:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:54It's all right!
09:01Do you see?
09:07Did you hear that, Boris?
09:09No, my Lord!
09:10Ha ha ha ha ha.
09:13They'll say that yes.
09:17I'm sorry.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:19Sometimes you laugh at things that you shouldn't be laughing.
09:21Like, sometimes Rowan stumbles on a line.
09:25And we shouldn't laugh at that, but we do.
09:29Brilliant. Just brilliant.
09:31What a centurion.
09:32We are facing a horde of ginger maniacs with wild goats.
09:36No, no, dash, last.
09:39Steven turns up as a Roman in the shortest skirt where he skirts up here,
09:44in a nappy.
09:45And it's always wonderful when you actually can't call cut
09:49because you're giggling so much.
09:52After three years of sub-zero temperatures,
09:56at last a sufficiently warm climate to allow my wedding tackle
09:59to descend from my armpits.
10:05Of course, you can go horribly wrong.
10:06It's a pretty mercurial thing of film crewing.
10:08You can have horrible days where nothing goes right
10:10and everyone gets very bad-tempered, except me, strangely.
10:14Almost endless patience and love of my fellow man.
10:17Action!
10:17Last one there gets hacked to pieces by Rod Stewart's great-great-grandfather.
10:31Yeah.
10:31Excuse me.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Is it time for my interview yet?
10:34Well, I've got a few other things to do first.
10:36I'm free now.
10:37No.
10:37I've got...
10:37I've got...
10:37I've got...
10:38I've got a little window.
10:40It's, well, absolutely yummy now.
10:43And that's tall like a turd.
10:45Oh, what a pity.
11:03And action!
11:05Ah!
11:05Lord Blackadder.
11:07Your Majesty.
11:08Why are you looking so strange?
11:10You're wearing very weird clothes.
11:13And you're looking rather old and ugly, actually.
11:16It took us forever finding Miranda.
11:19We interviewed, it seemed, every woman between the ages of 18 and 36.
11:24And we'd written a very shallow part.
11:27And Miranda, who's an extraordinary and weird performer, came in and gave it all this strange
11:33depth and mystery and violence and lunacy and childishness and stuff like that.
11:37So we changed it a lot for her, but cast her.
11:41Belchie?
11:42Ma'am?
11:42Edmund has been very cheeky.
11:44Shall I laugh at him or chop his ugly head off?
11:48I think Elizabeth likes him because he can actually wheedle his...
11:52Well, while his way out of a tricky situation, you know.
11:56She sets traps for him all the time.
11:59A present?
12:00Ah, yes, certainly, Your Majesty.
12:02She surrounds herself with these quarters of basically fawning people.
12:07So she has a support system.
12:09There's, you know, the nurse who can talk to her like she's three.
12:13Girls are normally called Elizabeth.
12:16Or Mary.
12:17And Donald.
12:18Mouth is open, Nurse, you should be shut.
12:20That is true, sweet one.
12:21I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
12:25Then why is your name, Nurse?
12:26That is my real name.
12:28Isn't it?
12:28No.
12:29What is your real name, Nurse?
12:30Huh.
12:31Bernard.
12:34She's just a daft old e-egert, really.
12:36And she sits there and she loves her little babby.
12:39You know, she's like a mother hen by proxy and all the rest of it, isn't she?
12:44Scatological mind, but she doesn't obviously realise it is.
12:47It's just natural to her to talk about po-poos and things.
12:51You almost were a boy, my little cherry-pip.
12:53What?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Out you popped out of your mummy's tumkin and everyone shouted,
12:58It is a boy, it's a boy.
13:00And then someone said, but it hasn't got a winkle.
13:03And then I said, a boy without a winkle?
13:06God be praised, it's a miracle.
13:07A boy without a winkle.
13:12Melch, it's like a sort of, you know, a vuncular advisor who is incredibly vulnerable.
13:20Nice try, Melchie, but it's no use.
13:23I'm still bored.
13:24Well, I'm very sorry, madam.
13:27Your royal father used to be very amused by my impersonation of Columbus.
13:31He built a flat halfway up her bottom.
13:34He spent his time flattering her, but also terrified that at any moment she would suddenly
13:39order his head chopped off because she might think it would look nice on the end of a pike
13:43because she's that kind of a girl.
13:45Grey, I suspect, Majesty.
13:47I think you'll find it was orange, Lord Melchard.
13:51Grey is more usual, ma'am.
13:54Who's queen?
13:57There were these magnificent orange elephants.
14:02She loves to tease them.
14:04It's usually the tease of the blade.
14:08Go forth and bring back lots more minty things.
14:12In the next five minutes, I'll come after you and crush your skull like an egg.
14:32Do you know what an arse head is?
14:35I've got a vague idea, my lord.
14:37Well, it's someone whose head looks like an arse
14:40and out of whose mouth come things that resemble things that come out of an arse.
14:45Oh, right.
14:46So what are you boring?
14:47Sounds very much to me, my lord, after weighing up all the forensic evidence,
14:51that I am, in fact, an arse head.
14:55That's right.
15:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
15:04I am sorry.
15:08Wait a minute.
15:10You're not.
15:11Colin Firth has actually refused to do all sorts of things for me throughout his career.
15:16So we thought we'd pay him back by having the shit kicked out of him by round.
15:22It all happened extremely suddenly.
15:24Yeah.
15:26That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years.
15:31So suddenly that I'm a little bit suspicious of how far down the list of choices I was, really.
15:35I know Colin thinks that he was low on the list, but it was only...
15:38I think he was...
15:42You know, he would have been...
15:44He was definitely in the top 20, down the bottom of the top 20.
15:47So it could have been worse.
15:48Oh, and...
15:50Ow!
15:51That is for Ken Branagh's endless uncut four-hour version of Hamlet.
15:58Who's Ken Branagh?
16:00I'll tell him you said that.
16:02And I think he'll be very hurt.
16:04These are the worst 30 seconds of Shakespeare's life.
16:09Robin by name. Robin by nature. Robin babes of their bras.
16:13Whoah!
16:13The rich of their cash.
16:15And everyone else in the UK that chance to be the coolest cat in the kingdom.
16:18Whoah!
16:19Whoah!
16:19Made Mary and we needed someone new.
16:21So we thought we'd pick the best looking woman in Britain, nay the world.
16:25I...
16:27I'm snogging Robin Hood.
16:34And then...
16:38This is the first thing I've done, I'm just doing it because I couldn't say no.
16:41Yeah.
16:42It's because it's Black Adam.
16:44Gorgeous.
16:47Ding dong.
16:50Chaos theory tells us that if a butterfly so much as breaks wind, it could cause a cataclysm.
16:56Blimey, we'd better be careful then, my lord, because when Robin Hood appeared back there,
17:00I let one go that will have killed every woodland creature for a hundred yards behind me.
17:05Well, exactly.
17:08Hello, I'm all prepared now.
17:09Yeah, all right. Well, I will come and get you.
17:11Yeah, well, which... would you like to do it now?
17:13Because, er... I could, er... I could just, er...
17:15Yeah, all right. Thanks a lot. I'll come and get you.
17:21What's happening, my lord?
17:23Well...
17:24Oh!
17:25The words, oh, and bugger, would seem to be appropriate.
17:29One of the places in which they find themselves is in the company of this incredibly convincing dinosaur.
17:37You could afford a head and a leg, er, nothing in between.
17:39But it's very frightening from the inside of the time machine.
17:43One, two, three.
17:46Yeah, he didn't go up. It needs to go up immediately in the air as well. So the head's going
17:52up too late.
17:53Baldrick is the hero of the day, erm, with, er, a terrifying secret weapon.
18:01My pants.
18:02They are a little bit whiffy, aren't they? Sorry about that.
18:06Action. The underpants go in.
18:09So, one, we start sniffing.
18:11Two, we start going up with the mouth open, and three, we're away.
18:22Okay, take three.
18:24Okay, and action.
18:34On flashing.
18:35Back in, back in, back in, back in, back in.
18:37Big brown.
18:39Big brown.
18:39Big brown.
18:40Pull the dinosaur out.
18:42Come forward, guys.
18:46Head up a little bit if you can.
18:49One, two, three.
18:51Okay, and cut.
18:52Get in there.
18:53Okay, good, I got enough of that.
18:54Good.
18:55Very nice.
18:55Well done, everyone.
18:56Very good.
18:56That's very, very good.
18:58The great joy of doing it for the big screen is to be able to do stuff fantastically.
19:02You know, we didn't have many dinosaurs in Blackadder or spaceships or huge rampant armies.
19:09So all of that was great fun.
19:11I sniff my skin!
19:21You know, this is not sophisticated humour, but it makes you laugh every single...
19:26I don't know what it is about our underpants, and especially if they're rotten, dirty and smelly.
19:31My grandfather loved them so much, he never took them off for his entire life.
19:36And then my dad wore them for his entire life, and now I've worn them for mine.
19:41And they do have a lovely bouquet.
19:43Do you want to have a smell?
19:45Would you like?
19:45Can we put something for the underpants to lie on?
19:51Hurry on, hurry on.
19:53Slightly more forward on the O'Bugga line, is that possible?
19:56Taking the dangers off very slightly.
20:00Oh!
20:05It's very funny.
20:10It's a lovely uniform today, by the way.
20:12Oh, thank you.
20:13I think it works.
20:30The French are portrayed in this scene today as being vaguely effeminate.
20:37Whipsy.
20:38Whipsy.
20:39Whipsy.
20:40Whipsy.
20:41Whipsy.
20:41Whipsy.
20:42Whipsy.
20:42Whipsy.
20:43Whipsy.
20:44Whipsy.
20:45Action!
20:47My Emperor, I, the Duke of Darlene, bring news.
20:51The English have reached Waterloo.
20:53Good.
20:54Prepare to attack.
20:54Very well.
20:56May I just ask, why do we want to invade Britain in the first place?
21:01We invade, darling, because the British think they are so tough.
21:05They think we're French or sissies.
21:07They call us weeds and whoopsies and big girls' blouses.
21:10With respect, my Emperor, we are whoopsies.
21:24Reality check.
21:25Watch is off.
21:27Watch is off.
21:29Earrings out.
21:30Earrings out.
21:32Willie's in.
21:33Willie's in.
21:34Sergeant.
21:35Good.
21:36It's all right to go.
21:37Tim McInerney has to do two accents in the course of two minutes, which is very shattering
21:42for him as an actor.
21:43Perhaps we could teach them ballet, and then they will pull all their huge muscles and
21:48not be able to fight.
21:50Your Grace, the French are approaching.
21:52Excellent.
21:52I have a superb plan which cannot fail but results in the complete destruction of the
21:56French army.
21:57Yeah, splendid.
21:58Well, tell me at once, Your Grace, and I'll spread the news to the truth.
22:01Richard and Ben had always written him as Captain Cartwright, because they couldn't
22:06think of a name that was funny and also characterful, but also believable.
22:13Tim couldn't quite fix on the character, and then Stephen thought of this idea of calling
22:18him Darling, which is quite ironic that Stephen should have done, because there was actually
22:21a boy at my school called Darling who had a most awful life.
22:24It just popped into my head that he ought to have a name.
22:27All right.
22:28All right.
22:28All right.
22:29I'll deal with this, Darling.
22:30Tim being the wonderful actor he is, as soon as he, you know, we did a few things of
22:34trying out calling him Darling, and Blackadder coming in saying, morning, Darling.
22:38He just developed a twitch in his left eye, and the mannerism, and the whole character
22:42was born.
22:43What the hell are you playing at, Darling?
22:45Don't be ridiculous, Darling.
22:48I did invent this twitch where it's a nervous tick, really.
22:51I mean, he's not even, he doesn't even know he's got it, really.
22:54But it does get worse at moments of tension, particularly with Blackadder.
22:57Good morning, Captain Darling.
22:59How are you feeling, Darling?
23:00Cup of coffee, Darling.
23:01What do you want, Darling?
23:05It's Captain Darling to you.
23:07Having done it for six weeks, it then took me, I think it was two months to get rid of
23:11it.
23:12There's a lovely and convenient misunderstanding that because Ben has a reputation for kind
23:17of knob gags, that it must be me, the quieter of the pair, who is the great historical expert.
23:24Whereas, in fact, it's the other way around.
23:25I write knob gags to please Ben, because I know they make him laugh.
23:29And Ben just couldn't be brighter about history and knows all about it.
23:33I don't know that I even know who won the battle of Waterloo.
23:38Well, the plan is, God, I'm brilliant.
23:41You know, I surprise myself sometimes.
23:42I really do.
23:43Yeah.
23:43The plan is to allow the French to come within a hundred yards of us and then, and this
23:48is the completely original and brilliant part.
23:51Yes.
23:53Then...
23:53Oh, I don't want that.
23:56I could do my interview now.
23:58That's fine, actually.
23:59Don't worry.
23:59I will come and get you.
24:01We'll meet you.
24:01Well, I'm free.
24:02I'll service you whenever you like.
24:04Yeah, no, that's fine.
24:04Thanks a lot.
24:05Just mind moving out of the way.
24:07No, you're not now.
24:08Yeah, thanks a lot.
24:10You know, the great shortage in our industry is, is writers rather than people who can perform
24:18funny stuff.
24:19There are lots of funny actors about, very, very few funny writers or very, very few writers
24:24with whom one feels a personal and professional empathy.
24:29Um, and I feel it obviously fantastically with, with, with Richard, you know, um, you know,
24:34whenever I read anything which he's written for me, I just want to do it.
24:38I know I can do it.
24:39I know it's right for me.
24:40I know it's appropriate.
24:46He has a kind of, um, I would say as a musical attitude to his lines.
24:51He, he kind of knows if they're properly written exactly how he wants to say them, exactly what
24:57the rhythm of a line is.
24:59He has perfect pitch.
25:01He can get the perfect delivery.
25:02Right, Boris.
25:03Let's try again, shall we?
25:05This is called adding.
25:07If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
25:14Some beans.
25:16Yes.
25:18And no.
25:20Let's try again, shall we?
25:21I have two beans.
25:22Then I add two more beans.
25:24What does that make?
25:25A very small casserole.
25:29Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this.
25:33It's therefore quite frustrating for him because when he doesn't quite get it, um, he won't
25:36accept it.
25:37Whereas many other people would say, well, that's pretty damn good.
25:40Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Mr.
25:45Oh, hello.
25:47Cut.
25:48Rowan has heard the perfect tune and so when he gets a syllable roll, it's like a flat oboe
25:53in the corner of the orchestra.
25:55He just can't live with it and he's horribly distracted by having made a tiny mistake.
26:00My suggestion would be that actually Tim on it, you sure don't expect us to look like
26:03a, actually kind of march forward.
26:06Would you throw...
26:07I think we've always made a lot of changes in rehearsal, um, because, um, you know, the
26:12standard set by John Lloyd was that we should try and make every single line as funny as
26:16we could.
26:17Offer his head!
26:19No, I mean it.
26:22Ben writes in a very focused, punchy manner, uh, and he writes very well, you know, for,
26:30for the kind of, you know, characters and, and attitudes that I think I can present.
26:35You look sweet as a little pie.
26:39Kate, he looks like what he is, a dung ball in a dress.
26:42Um, the same dread hovers over the moment when you reach one of those stupid similes and
26:46he goes, I'm as stupid as, and you think, oh no, this is gonna take me an hour and a
26:51half and Ben's gonna say it's not funny.
26:53God, you really are as thick as clotted cream that's been left out by some clot until the clots
27:01are so clotted up you couldn't unclot them with an electric declotter. Aren't you, Baldrick?
27:07This is as exciting as discovering that, due to an administrative error, the new boy in the
27:11dorm is actually a girl with a big chest, a sense of adventure, and no pants.
27:17Okay, and action!
27:24One, take two.
27:28One, take three.
27:36Take four.
27:36Take five.
27:38Well done, Baldrick.
27:40I'm...
27:41Oh no, I'm so sorry.
27:43Okay.
27:44Well done, Baldrick.
27:49Thirteen.
27:50Well done, Baldrick.
27:53I'm so proud of you, I'm gonna give you a wage rise.
27:55Thank you very much, my lord.
27:57Well, perhaps not Earl.
27:58Oh, no.
27:59Ah!
28:06Well done, Baldrick.
28:08I'm so proud of you, I'm gonna give you a wage rise.
28:11Thank you very much, my lord.
28:13Well, not all year, obviously, but you know, at Christmas time.
28:18Well, perhaps not extra money, but you know, some chocolates or something.
28:22A chocolate.
28:24After I've had a little nibble of it myself.
28:26Thank you very much, my lord.
28:28Good.
28:29Good.
28:29Well done, Matt.
28:30Hey!
28:34Should we meet now?
28:36Yeah, okay.
28:36I'm really excited about this.
28:38Great, okay.
28:39Do I look all right?
28:39No, absolutely fine.
28:40I'm smart enough.
28:41No problem at all.
28:42Can I tell them that story about Stephen Fry and the thermostores?
28:44Yeah, I'll give you a cue when we're all ready.
28:46It's very funny.
28:47Okay.
28:47All right.
28:48Right, are we running?
28:49Speed.
28:50Okay, go.
28:59Let joy fill every Britain's heart.
29:03For now our country's going to make it.
29:08At last a king who looks the part.
29:12At last a queen who looks good naked.
29:17Black Anna, Black Anna.
29:21A monarch with panache.
29:25Black Anna, Black Anna.
29:30He's got a nice mustache.
29:33Burned for us.
29:35This year is somethingly great.
29:39You
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