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00:18I don't know.
00:38I must say, Edmund, it was totally nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast
00:42before the rigours of the day begin.
00:45Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company
00:49so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
00:54Yes, I've heard that.
00:56Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead.
00:58Remind me I'm best.
01:01Beshrew me, Edmund, you're in good fooling this morning.
01:03Don't say beshrew me, Percy.
01:05Are these stupid actors saying beshrew me?
01:07Oh, how I would love to be an actor.
01:10I had a great talent for it in my youth.
01:12I was the man of a thousand faces.
01:15So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now?
01:18You're a little tush, my lord.
01:20Don't say tush, either.
01:21It's only a short step from tush to hey nonny nonny
01:24and then I'm afraid I shall have to call the police.
01:27Well, God pats me on the head and says, good boy, Edmund.
01:31Who?
01:32My aunt and uncle, Lord and Lady Whitehudder,
01:34the two most fanatical Puritans in England,
01:36have invited themselves to dinner here tonight.
01:40But aren't they the most frightful boars?
01:42Yep, but they have one great redeeming feature.
01:44Their wallets.
01:46More capacious than an elephant's scrotum
01:49and just as difficult to get your hand to.
01:51At least until now.
01:53For tonight they wish to discuss my inheritance.
01:57Hey, nonny nonny, my lord, good news.
02:00All right.
02:02Fet...
02:05Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?
02:09To catch mice, my lord.
02:11I lie on the floor with my mouth open
02:13and hope they scurry in.
02:16And do they?
02:17Not yet, my lord.
02:18I'm surprised.
02:19Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Lord.
02:23The only sort of mouse you're going to catch
02:25is one without a nose.
02:26That's a pity,
02:27because the nose is the best bit on a mouse.
02:29Any bit of a mouse will sing like luxury
02:31compared to what Percy and I must eat tonight.
02:33We are entertaining Puritan vegetable folk ballers
02:36and that means no meat.
02:39In that case, I shall prepare my turnip surprise.
02:42And the surprise is?
02:44There's nothing else in it except the turnip.
02:46So another word for turnip surprise would be...
02:49a turnip.
02:51Oh, yeah.
02:52Right.
02:54Get the door, Baldrick.
02:55Get the door.
02:57Well, my lord,
02:58if things go as planned tonight,
02:59it would seem congratulations are in order.
03:01Nice try, Percy,
03:02but forget it.
03:03You're not getting a penny.
03:11Baldrick,
03:12I would advise you to make the explanation
03:13you were about to give
03:16phenomenally good.
03:18I said get the door.
03:19Not good enough.
03:20You're fired.
03:21But, my lord,
03:22I've been in your family
03:23since 1532.
03:24So is syphilis.
03:25Now get out.
03:29Oh, by the way,
03:30there was a messenger outside
03:32when I got the door.
03:33Says the Queen wants to see you.
03:35Lord Melchit is very sick.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:37He's at death's door.
03:39Well, my faithful old reinstated family retainer.
03:43Let's go and open it for him, then.
03:48Edmund!
03:48Quick, quick!
03:50Melchit's dying.
03:51We must do something.
03:52Well, yes, of course.
03:53Some sort of celebration.
03:55Well, let's wait
03:56till he's actually snuffed it,
03:57shall we?
03:59Narciss's old methods
04:00don't seem to be working.
04:01Come on, little tummy.
04:04It all started
04:05last night
04:06at about two o'clock.
04:07I was tucked into bed
04:09having this absolutely
04:10scrummy dream
04:11about ponies
04:12when I was wakened
04:13by a terrific
04:14banging from Lord Melchit.
04:16Well,
04:17I never knew
04:18he had it in him.
04:20It's true,
04:21I promise.
04:21He was banging
04:22on the castle gates
04:23and falling over
04:24and singing
04:25a strange song
04:26about a girl
04:27who possessed
04:28something called
04:29Dickie Dido.
04:30Oh, yes.
04:31It's a lovely old hymn,
04:33isn't it?
04:33Well, Mum,
04:34I think I know
04:35what's wrong
04:36with Lord Melchit
04:36and, unfortunately,
04:38it isn't fatal.
04:39Well, Harry,
04:40I've been cured
04:40the horrible man.
04:41I'm fed up with him
04:41lying there
04:42moaning and groaning
04:43and letting off
04:44such grace
04:45and fruits
04:46and flappy
04:46woof-woofs
04:47who I could scarce
04:48but can't believe
04:49one's tiny nose.
04:51The truth is,
04:52Lord Melchit
04:53just can't take his ale.
04:55No, I protest.
04:57I may be a little
04:57delicate this morning
04:58but what I drank
04:59last night
05:00would have floored
05:00a rhinoceros.
05:01If it was allergic
05:02to lemonade.
05:03There's a Blackadder here
05:04who can't take his ale.
05:05He's famous for it.
05:06Oh, yeah?
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yes, it's still exciting.
05:10The boys are getting tough.
05:11I'm sure we all remember
05:12the shame and embarrassment
05:14of the visit
05:14of the King of Austria
05:15when Blackadder
05:16was found wandering
05:17naked among the corridors
05:19of Hempton Court
05:19singing I'm Merlin
05:21the Happy Pig.
05:23What did you have
05:23last night then?
05:24A whole half pint
05:25of potato juice.
05:26On the contrary,
05:28I had two flagons
05:29of claret
05:29and a double helping
05:30of curried turtle.
05:32I can assure you
05:32it's no holds barred
05:33with us
05:34at the annual communion
05:34wine tasting.
05:35Annual?
05:36For me and the wild boys,
05:38every night
05:38is drinky night.
05:39Says who?
05:40Says me.
05:41Says you?
05:41Yeah.
05:42If you want to come
05:43around sometime,
05:44have a look at the underside
05:44of my table.
05:47Sluts!
05:48Tonight?
05:49Yeah, come on, Melty.
05:50What are you scared of?
05:51Perhaps you're right.
05:52Perhaps he's away.
05:53Time to eat.
05:54All right then,
05:55tonight I'll be there.
05:56Hooray!
05:58And last one
05:59under the table
06:00gets
06:0110,000 florins
06:03from the loser.
06:04Mum?
06:05Right.
06:06Well, I'll get the beer in then.
06:08Wah!
06:13Nursey?
06:17Do you know
06:18what I'm going to do?
06:19What?
06:20I'm going to go along
06:21and find out
06:21exactly what happens
06:23at these boys' nights.
06:24Good idea, Poppet.
06:26And
06:26I'll wear a cloak
06:28with a cowl
06:29so no one
06:30will recognise you.
06:31Oh, it's another good idea.
06:33You're so clever today,
06:34you better be careful
06:35your foot doesn't fall off.
06:40Does that happen
06:41when you have
06:42lots of brilliant ideas?
06:43Your foot falls off.
06:44Certainly does.
06:45My brother,
06:46he had this brilliant idea
06:48of cutting his toenails
06:49with a scythe.
06:50And here's what...
06:54Right.
06:55Now, the sort of person
06:56we're looking for
06:56is an aggressive,
06:58drunken lout
06:58with the intelligence
07:00of a four-year-old
07:01and the sexual sophistication
07:02of a donkey.
07:05Cardinal Wolsey?
07:07Barak?
07:09My lord?
07:14Why?
07:15I got fed up
07:16with the all-mouse diet,
07:18my lord.
07:18I thought I'd try
07:18a cat for variety.
07:21Good.
07:22Well done.
07:23And now,
07:23returning to the real world,
07:24do you have a knife?
07:25Yeah?
07:26Good.
07:27Because I wish to quickly
07:28send off some party invitations
07:29and to make them
07:30look particularly tough,
07:31I wish to write them
07:32in blood.
07:33Your blood,
07:34to be precise.
07:35How much blood
07:36will you actually
07:37be requiring,
07:38my lord?
07:38Oh, nothing much.
07:39Just a small puddle.
07:41Do you be wanting me
07:42to cut anything off?
07:43An arm or a leg,
07:45for instance?
07:45Oh, good lord,
07:46no.
07:46A little prick should do.
07:52So, well, my lord,
07:53I'm your bondsman
07:55and must have been.
07:56For God's sake,
07:57baldercap,
07:58I'm at a little prick
07:58on your finger.
08:00I haven't got one there.
08:02Forget it.
08:02Forget it.
08:04Thank you, my lord.
08:06Right, now,
08:07purse,
08:07how's this list going?
08:09Oh, very well indeed.
08:10I thought we could invite
08:11my girlfriend,
08:12Gwendolyn.
08:12Sorry, no chicks.
08:13Who else?
08:15Well, that's about
08:15as far as I'd got,
08:16actually.
08:17Right, now I'll dictate.
08:18First, Simon Partridge.
08:20Oh, not farters,
08:22parters.
08:22Also,
08:23also known as
08:24Mr. Ostrich.
08:25Even he?
08:26But he's a fearful oik.
08:28Takes one to no one,
08:29first.
08:29Secondly,
08:30Sir Geoffrey Piddle.
08:32Now,
08:33here's to the health
08:33of Cardinal Chunder Piddle.
08:35The very same.
08:36And thirdly,
08:37Freddie Frobetter,
08:38the flatulent hermit
08:39of Lindisfarne.
08:41Oh, poor, poor.
08:43Right,
08:43that should do the trick.
08:44Oh,
08:45and of course,
08:45Lord and Lady White,
08:46I know who'll be coming
08:47anyway.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49Oh, no.
08:53I must say,
08:54Edmund,
08:54it does look a teeny bit
08:55like trying to get out of it.
08:57Quite the wrong impression,
08:58Mum.
08:58I just want to make it
08:59another night,
09:00that's all.
09:01Certainly not.
09:02I beg your pardon?
09:04Well,
09:04it's just one excuse
09:05after another,
09:05isn't it?
09:06Next thing,
09:07he'll be trying to get out
09:07of having his bath
09:08altogether.
09:09He isn't talking
09:10about bathing.
09:12Well,
09:12he should be.
09:13How else is he going
09:14to keep clean?
09:15Soon he'll be saying
09:16he doesn't want
09:16to have his nappy changed.
09:20Lord Blackadder
09:21doesn't wear a nappy.
09:23Well,
09:23that case is even
09:24more important
09:25that he has a bath.
09:26What's the problem,
09:26is he?
09:28I know why you want
09:29to get out of it,
09:30because I remember
09:30the last time
09:31you had a party.
09:32I found you
09:33face down in a puddle,
09:34wearing a pointy hat
09:35and singing a song
09:36about goblins.
09:37That's all right,
09:38all right,
09:38tonight it is.
09:39Oh,
09:40Edmund,
09:41I do love it
09:42when you get cross.
09:44Sometimes I think
09:44about having you executed
09:46just to see the expression
09:47on your face.
09:51Right,
09:51now let's make sure
09:52you've got this.
09:53We are having
09:54two parties here tonight.
09:55Right.
09:56Right.
09:56And they must be
09:56kept completely separate.
09:58Right.
09:59Firstly,
09:59a total piss-up
10:00involving beer throwing,
10:02broken furniture
10:03and then wall-to-wall vomiting
10:04to be held here
10:06in Baldrick's bedroom.
10:08Oh,
10:08thank you very much,
10:09Mulder.
10:09And secondly,
10:10Percy will join me
10:11in here
10:12for the gourmet turnip evening.
10:15Is the turnip surprise ready?
10:18It's just,
10:18my Lord.
10:21Then what
10:22is so funny?
10:23Well,
10:24my Lord,
10:25Baldrick and I
10:26were preparing
10:26the turnip surprise.
10:28We had a surprise.
10:30We came across
10:31the turnip
10:32that was exactly
10:33the same shape
10:36as a thingy.
10:44A thingy.
10:46A great big thingy.
10:49It was terrific.
10:51Size is no guarantee
10:52of quality,
10:52of quality,
10:53Baldrick.
10:54Most horses
10:55are very well endowed,
10:56but that does not
10:56necessarily make them
10:57sensitive lovers.
10:59I trust you have
10:59removed this
11:00hilarious item?
11:02Yes,
11:02yes,
11:03my Lord.
11:03Good,
11:03because there's nothing
11:04more likely to stop
11:05an inheritance
11:05than a thingy-shaped turnip.
11:09Absolutely,
11:10and that it was
11:11jolly funny.
11:13Yes,
11:13yes,
11:14yes.
11:14I found it
11:15particularly ironic,
11:16my Lord,
11:16because I've got a thingy
11:17that's shaped like a turnip.
11:18Yes.
11:21I'm a great little artist.
11:23Are you?
11:23Yeah,
11:24I hide in the vegetable rack
11:25and frighten the children.
11:27What fun.
11:28Perhaps you've forgotten
11:29that I'm meant to be
11:30having a drinking competition
11:31here tonight
11:31with Lord Melchett
11:32and 10,000 florins
11:34are at stake.
11:35Oh, dear.
11:36What do you mean?
11:38Well,
11:38firstly,
11:38you haven't got
11:3910,000 florins
11:40and thirdly,
11:41one drop of the ale
11:42and you fall flat
11:43on your face
11:43and start singing
11:44that song about the goblin.
11:46That's nonsense.
11:48But just in case it's true...
11:50It is true.
11:51Yes,
11:51all right,
11:51it's true.
11:52So the plan is,
11:53when I call for my
11:55incredibly strong ale,
11:56you must pass me water
11:58in an ale bottle.
11:59Have you got that?
11:59Yeah.
12:00When you call for ale,
12:01I pass water.
12:03Percy,
12:04your job is to stay here
12:06and suck up to my aunt.
12:07I think you can trust me
12:08to know how to handle a woman.
12:10Oh, God.
12:13Right,
12:14here goes.
12:19It's all right.
12:24Uncle!
12:25Aunt!
12:25Greetings!
12:26How nice it is to see you.
12:30Vicky, child,
12:32don't lie!
12:32Everyone hates us
12:34and you know it.
12:35Yes.
12:36Now, may I introduce
12:36my friend,
12:37Lord Percy?
12:39Well, well, well,
12:40Eddie.
12:41You didn't tell me
12:42you had such a good-looking aunt.
12:45Good morrow
12:46to thee,
12:47gorgeousness.
12:48I know what I like
12:49and I like
12:50what I see.
12:51Be gone, Satan!
12:54Ah, yes.
12:55Well,
12:56I hope you had a pleasant inheritance.
12:58Did I say inheritance?
12:59I meant you.
13:00If you'd just like to help yourself
13:02to a legacy.
13:03No, a chair.
13:05Chair?
13:06You have chairs
13:07in your house?
13:08Oh, yes.
13:09Vicky, child!
13:10Chairs are an invention
13:12of Satan.
13:13In our house,
13:14Nathaniel sits
13:15on a spike.
13:17And yourself.
13:18I sit on Nathaniel.
13:20Two spikes
13:21would be an extravagance.
13:22Quite.
13:23Quite.
13:23I will suffer comfort
13:25this once.
13:26We shall just have to
13:27stick forks
13:28in our legs
13:28between courses.
13:30I trust you'll remember
13:32we eat no meat.
13:33Heaven forbid, no.
13:34Here we feast only
13:36on God's lovely turnip.
13:38Mashed.
13:38Mashed?
13:40Yes.
13:40Wicked child!
13:42Mashing is also
13:43the work of Beelzebun.
13:44For Satan saw
13:46God's blessed turnip
13:47and he envied it
13:48and mashed it
13:49to spoil its sacred shape.
13:52I shall have my turnip
13:54as God intended.
13:55Fine.
13:56Warwick?
13:57Hello?
13:58Would you fetch
13:58my dear aunt?
13:59A raw turnip.
14:00Please.
14:01Well, we've only got
14:01the one that...
14:02Just do it.
14:06So, Uncle,
14:07will you have
14:08your turnip mashed
14:09or as God intended?
14:10He will not answer you.
14:12He has taken
14:12a vow of silence.
14:15I believe
14:15that silence is golden.
14:27Inheritance.
14:30I trust you have invited
14:32no other guests?
14:33Oh, certainly not.
14:34Good.
14:34For where there are
14:35other guests
14:35that are people
14:36to fornicate with.
14:38Well, quite.
14:40I'll just go and tell them
14:41to fornicate off.
14:49that's a vow of silence.
14:52That's quite an interesting thing.
14:55Tell me about it.
15:02happy birthday to you,
15:06happy birthday to you.
15:10Happy birthday to me.
15:14Happy birthday.
15:16Happy birthday to you.
15:20Infrastructure ahead and
15:22være spelled Out.
15:23Ha, ha, ha. Well, well, get stuck in, boys.
15:27Stuck in! Wah-ha! Get in!
15:29Well, it sounds a bit rude, doesn't it? Stuck in!
15:33Ha, ha, ha. Sorry. Back in a tick.
15:36Wah-ha! Tick, eh, lads? Now, that sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?
15:39That sounds a bit like... bum!
15:43Ah, Melty, it's late, I see, to avoid the early drinking.
15:46Oh, Melty, you really are a beginner.
15:48You're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts.
15:50Au contraire, Birker.
15:52Yes, well, let's wait till we get down to the serious drinking, shall we?
15:56No, no, this way.
15:57Here we are.
16:00Ooh-ooh!
16:03Good evening.
16:04Lads, this is Lord Melchart.
16:06Hey!
16:08Give him a large one, will you?
16:10Large one? Wah-ha! Get it?
16:12No.
16:13Yes, you do. Large one.
16:15Sounds a bit rude.
16:16Oh, you large one!
16:17You may find the conversation a bit above your head at first, Melty,
16:21but you'll soon get used to it.
16:23Well, down the hatch.
16:25Whee!
16:25Whee!
16:30Whee!
16:37I heard there's a party room.
16:39No, you guessed there were two, and you're invited to Ternodha.
16:42But I'm afraid of Lord Perthews.
16:44Oh, you must be Gwendolyn. You were invited anyway. Come in, too.
16:48Very much.
16:49It's in here.
16:50Come in, sir.
16:52Get in here.
16:58Sorry about that.
17:06Sorry, he's sick.
17:09Leprosy.
17:10Of the brain.
17:11What he is trying to tell you is that you appear to be wearing a pair of Devil's Dumplings.
17:20Oh, my God, my earmuffs have worn down.
17:26It's getting... Would you like a pair? It's getting rather cold.
17:29No, thank you.
17:31Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics.
17:35Well, what?
17:36Right. Which reminds me, Aunty...
17:38Don't call me Aunty!
17:40Aunty's a relative, and relatives are evidence of sex.
17:43And sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table.
17:46Or, indeed, any table.
17:50Except that's a table in a brothel.
17:52Oh!
17:53I see, she's even fallen off your chair.
17:55Well, now, what was I saying? Oh, my God.
17:59Well, turnips, my lady.
18:06Very good. Very good.
18:11Hello, little panel.
18:12Takes me right back to our wedding night.
18:19We had raw turnips that night, too.
18:26What was that?
18:28What was what?
18:29That noise.
18:31Noise?
18:33Did you hear a noise, Percy?
18:35No.
18:36Good.
18:37Apart from that colossal drunken roar.
18:41That noise?
18:42No, it's the Catholics next door, I'm afraid.
18:44No!
18:45I'll just go and burn them.
18:47Back in a minute.
18:48Pass it.
18:55Yes.
18:56I'm suffocating.
18:57Well, thank God you're knocked.
18:58Come on, now, now, take a deep breath.
19:01And another.
19:03Better?
19:03Yes.
19:04Good.
19:07Mind you, I'll say one thing for Catholics.
19:10They do have natural rhythm.
19:16I notice you're not drinking, Bergena.
19:18Oh, don't you worry about me,
19:20not as soon as I'm holding my own here.
19:21Well, hey, holding my own.
19:23Now, that sounds incredibly rude.
19:27Yes, well, I never went to university, of course.
19:30Um, Bergena, that doesn't explain why you're not drinking with us.
19:34Ah, yes.
19:34No, well, that's what I actually came to talk to you about.
19:36What do you say to the idea of 10 minutes absolute silence
19:39to get some really serious drinking in?
19:48Yes, I said, please give me silence, not drench me with dribble.
19:53Well, now, here's a nice glass of cider, hm?
19:56Oh, only cider.
19:57I'm going to go and put some brandy in it.
19:59Yeah!
20:02Shh!
20:02Quiet!
20:03Quiet!
20:07Quiet!
20:12Where are we all going, then?
20:14Not well.
20:15Let us discuss your inheritance.
20:17Ah, yes, good.
20:19Um, a little drink first?
20:20Drink, wicked child!
20:22Drink is urine from the last leper in hell!
20:26Oh, no!
20:27No, this is only water.
20:28This is a house of simple purity.
20:49Do you know that man?
20:55No.
20:57He called you Edmund?
20:59Oh, no, him.
21:01Oh, yes, I do.
21:02Then can you explain what he meant by great booze up?
21:21Yes, I can.
21:22My friend is a missionary, and on his last visit abroad, brought back with him the chief
21:32of a famous tribe.
21:35His name is Great Boo.
21:39He's been suffering from sleeping sickness, and he's obviously just woken, because as you
21:48heard great booze up, I've heard great booze up.
21:51Well done, Edmund.
21:52And I think I'd better just go and visit him.
21:54First, over to you.
21:57Yes.
21:59How about some sort of game?
22:01How about a couple of frames of Shove, Piggy, Shove?
22:06Well done, Edmund.
22:08Well done, Edmund.
22:08You challenged me to a drinking competition earlier today, and I haven't seen you touch
22:13a drop.
22:13Nonsense.
22:14It's true.
22:15You twist and turn like a twisty, turny thing.
22:18I say you're a weedy pigeon, and you can call me Susan if it isn't so.
22:22All right.
22:23All right.
22:25Baldrick, fetch my incredibly strong ale.
22:28Oh, God, not Dr. McGlue's amber enema.
22:32Pah!
22:32A drink for schoolgirls.
22:34Surely not, scallop's lobster scrumpy.
22:36No.
22:37It is blackadder's bowel-basher, a brew guaranteed to knock the backside off a concrete elephant,
22:43is it not, Baldrick?
22:45No, it's water.
22:46What?
22:47Water?
22:50No, but seriously, Baldrick, I'm presuming you wish to see another dawn.
22:53You did call for your incredibly strong ale, mate.
22:56Yes, that's right.
22:57Oh, that's a relief.
22:58I thought I'd made a mistake.
23:00Oh.
23:01Oh!
23:02It's raining his water!
23:03Oh!
23:04Come on, Ed.
23:05Let's give him a real drink.
23:08Oh, fine.
23:09Bums up.
23:10Wave!
23:11Bums!
23:12Sounds a bit like bum, doesn't it?
23:14Drink, blackadder.
23:16Drink!
23:18Bums!
23:27Percy?
23:29I lost the bet.
23:31Edmund, explain yourself!
23:36I can't.
23:38Not just like that.
23:41I'm a complicated person, you see, Aunty.
23:45Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty.
23:52And sometimes I just like to sing little songs, like, see the little goblins.
23:59I mean, explain why you're wearing a cardinal's hat, why you're grinning and aimly, and why you have an ostrich
24:07feather sticking out of your britches.
24:09I am wearing a cardinal's hat because I'm Cardinal Chander.
24:15I have an ostrich feather up my bottom, as Mr. Ostrich put it there, to keep in the little pixies.
24:25And I'm grinning inanely because I think I've just about succeeded in conning you and your daft husband out of
24:32a whoopee great inheritance.
24:34Eeeeee!
24:35Is that right?
24:37May I remind you, cursed creature, that your inheritance depends upon your not drinking and not gambling.
24:45Oh, yes, damn. Percy the devil farts in my face once again.
24:51Not mentioning farts was also a condition.
24:56Shove off, you old trout.
24:59How dare you speak to my husband like that!
25:03Nathaniel, we're leaving.
25:06And you?
25:07Yes?
25:08Has anyone ever told you you're a giggling imbecile?
25:12Oh, yes.
25:17Good riddance, you old witch.
25:20Oops, she's forgotten her broomstick.
25:23Look, I just wanted to say thanks for a splendid evening.
25:29Yes, first rate, all round. Particularly your jester.
25:35Oh, by the way, I love the turning.
25:40Very funny.
25:42Exactly the same shape as a thingy.
25:47Good God!
25:49Well, look who it is!
25:51Who is it?
25:52Well, it's a boy's party.
25:54She's a girl, so she must be the stripper.
25:59Oh, no.
26:02Don't get too depressed, Edmund.
26:05I mean, money isn't everything.
26:10Think of clouds and daisies
26:13and the lovely smiles on little babies' faces.
26:17Be quiet, Percy.
26:19This way!
26:24Whoa! Another stripper!
26:26Hooray!
26:28Hooray!
26:28And a mail stripper!
26:30Hooray!
26:30Hooray!
26:31Oh, yes!
26:32This is much more like it!
26:35Oh!
26:36And she's come dressed as a queen!
26:39Hooray!
26:40And sexting!
26:43Do you know who I am?
26:46Yes, I know who you are.
26:49Who?
26:49You're Merlin the happy pig!
26:54Hooray!
26:56Hooray!
26:57Wrong, I'm afraid.
26:58I am the queen of England.
27:07I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman.
27:12But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.
27:18Prove it!
27:20Certainly, well.
27:22First, I'm going to have a little drinky.
27:25And then I'm going to execute the whole, barely a lot of you.
27:33See the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey woes, isn't the goblin sweet?
27:41Yes!
27:42See the little goblin!
27:43Wait a minute.
27:44I'm sure there was something very important I had to do to all of you this morning.
27:48Hooray!
27:51Do you remember something about 10,000 florins, was it?
27:55I think it was something about an inheritance.
27:59Look, do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?
28:02Yes!
28:04Right.
28:05Well, perhaps this time I might be allowed to continue and perhaps finish with any luck.
28:09Luck?
28:12Wahey!
28:13Get it?
28:14No!
28:16No!
28:17Oh, come on!
28:18Luck!
28:19Sounds almost exactly like f-
28:22No!
28:25...of his fear,
28:27The heart of losing his love mastered
28:30And I, your merry balladier,
28:34Have all so well and truly blasted
28:37Wicked!
28:39Wicked!
28:41Wicked!
28:41A bit like Robin Hood
28:44Wicked!
28:46Wicked!
28:48Wicked!
28:48But nothing like as good
28:51Wicked!
28:53Wicked!
28:54Wicked!
28:55I thought when he had died
28:58Wicked!
29:00Wicked!
29:02A ride has must have died
29:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
29:13I doivent thrive!
29:15לס 영상ả importance
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