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00:02Okay, we're ready! Come out, monster!
00:09Monster hungry!
00:15Hey, hey, Saturday morning, how about a little quieter?
00:17Uh-oh, much uglier monster!
00:22Okay, watch the gloves.
00:24But you're an ugly monster.
00:26Okay, nevertheless.
00:29And what are you doing? You're not helping any.
00:31That not sound like monster talk?
00:33Okay.
00:34Okay, it's last call for breakfast.
00:36Me already have breakfast.
00:39Hey, hey, hey, hey! No monster in the kitchen.
00:41All right, everybody, take five. Remember where we were?
00:46Oh, cereal.
00:50Okay, I'm just gonna go hit a bucket of balls. I'll see you later.
00:53Hey, hey, hey, before you kick up your heels and skip to the car,
00:56just at least pour the kids some juice, okay?
01:00All right.
01:04Oh, we're out of orange juice.
01:07Why is that in there?
01:10I put it back in to remind you that we're out of orange juice.
01:17I'll get orange juice.
01:18No, that's okay, Robert.
01:19No, no, that's okay. It's not a problem. Mom's fully stocked.
01:22Can I go with you?
01:23I'll be back in a second, sweetie, and I'll eat your breakfast, okay?
01:31Great, isn't he?
01:32Yeah. Yeah, he's great. He's my hero.
01:37All right, I'll see you later.
01:40You won't see the kids later?
01:42No? You found a buyer?
01:46Robert's taking them to the zoo.
01:49Oh, yeah? Oh, well, it's great. He's great.
01:53Yeah.
01:54That's great. Okay, I'll see you guys later.
02:16What? What's going on?
02:17You see the kids? Look.
02:20What? They're eating.
02:21W-look.
02:22Oh, yeah, it's cute when they do that, huh?
02:26What do you mean, when they do that? They do this?
02:28Yeah, once in a while.
02:30Well, why are they doing Robert's thing?
02:32I don't know. They love him.
02:35How come I never see him imitating any of my things,
02:37which are quirky without being ridiculous?
02:42Like what?
02:43You know, like the face I make when I comb my hair.
02:53And it bothers you that the children haven't taken that up?
02:58I'm just saying that if they're gonna imitate somebody,
03:00then they should aim higher.
03:03What, are you threatened by Robert?
03:05No.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:08Hey, kids.
03:09Hey, guys.
03:11What do you say we stop eating like this?
03:14But that's the way Uncle Robert eats.
03:16Yeah, but what Uncle Robert didn't tell you was
03:18that's how he ruined his face.
03:20Oh, just stop.
03:23See, look.
03:24Watch.
03:25Watch how Daddy eats.
03:29Mmm, normal.
03:32And if you wanna do something after, do this.
03:36Mmm.
03:38Go ahead, try that.
03:40Yeah, all right, that's almost, yeah.
03:43Got it.
03:44No, Robert, thanks.
03:46Yeah, I shouldn't have told Ma you were out of orange juice.
03:48She said she might start checking things around here more often.
03:53Well, someone should check to see if my head's in the oven more often.
03:59All right, kids, let's finish up, and then who's ready for the zoo, zoo, zoo-billy-zoo?
04:05Yeah!
04:06Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, guys.
04:08Instead of the zoo-billy-zoo, how about if Daddy takes you to the better zoo-billy-zoo?
04:18What are you doing?
04:23No, nothing.
04:24I'm just thinking I should take him to the zoo.
04:26Well, I thought you had golf.
04:28Well, my children happen to be more important than golf.
04:30What are you doing?
04:34Right now I'm eating in a normal human way, and then the zoo.
04:38Yeah, Ray, may I see you in the other room for a moment, please?
04:44Yes, and I'd like to have a word with you, too, Rayman.
04:50All right, guys, just remember, straight to the mouth, okay?
04:52You cannot win if you touch the chin.
04:59Hey, Tick Tock.
05:00Well, this is time away from my kids.
05:02Why are you doing this, Ray?
05:04Yeah, what are you trying to pull?
05:05What?
05:07Nothing, nothing.
05:07The kids have been asking to spend more time with me, that's all.
05:10You're kidding.
05:13No, I'm not kidding.
05:14Really?
05:16Yeah.
05:17Oh.
05:20You believe this?
05:21Ray, the kids have plans with Robert for today.
05:24Yeah, I even brought some goat food for the petting zoo.
05:27What kind of guy walks around with his own goat food?
05:32A guy who's prepared.
05:34I happen to have it left over from last time, and there's plenty if you want to go with us.
05:38Hey, what do you mean, with us?
05:39If we go to the zoo, it's you that goes with us.
05:43Is this about who's driving?
05:46No.
05:46Look, why should I have to explain myself, okay?
05:49I, as the father, think that it's in their best interest to go to the stinking zoo with me today,
05:54okay?
05:54You can have the day off.
05:56Oh, it's in their best interest.
05:57Well, maybe it's in your best interest not to have me there.
06:00What does that mean?
06:01Well, I just happen to know for a fact that they really enjoy my company.
06:04I am, after all, a whole lot of fun.
06:09They do enjoy you, Robert.
06:11What?
06:12What do you think, they enjoy him more than they do me?
06:15Not just them.
06:19So, you're saying my kids prefer you to me.
06:22Is that what you're saying?
06:23Well, actually, you said it, but if you're waiting for me to disagree, you might want to take a seat.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Hey, why don't we just ask him?
06:33Go ahead.
06:34Because I'll ask him.
06:35You don't think I'll ask him?
06:35I'll ask him right now.
06:37Ask away.
06:40You don't do that to children.
06:44Oh, yeah, that's right.
06:46You're all about the children, yeah.
06:48I believe the children are...
06:50Oh, shut up!
06:51Shut up!
06:52All right, come on.
06:53This is stupid.
06:54This is stupid.
06:55Right?
06:58You just go golfing and you can do something with them tomorrow.
07:01No, I want to go to the zoo.
07:03No, you don't.
07:04Just go play golf.
07:06No, you can't make me go golfing if I don't want to.
07:12You are so desperate.
07:13Oh, yeah, I'm desperate.
07:14That's funny coming from you, a guy who has nothing better to do than go to a zoo all Saturday
07:17with some children.
07:19Okay, okay, see what you just said?
07:20Spending the day with your children is boring to you.
07:22No, talking to you is boring to me.
07:24All right.
07:26It's all right, Debra.
07:27Let it go.
07:28It all comes from fear.
07:30What?
07:31Fear of what?
07:32Fear that I might have more to offer your children than you.
07:36All right.
07:38Yeah, you're opening up whole new worlds to them.
07:41The world of feet that smell so bad your nose had to grow as far away from them as possible.
07:56I just have one question.
07:58Who do we have a photo of at his children's Christmas pageant wearing headphones?
08:02I think that's the same person who tried to get the postman to babysit one day.
08:07Are you on his side now?
08:09Yes.
08:12He started it.
08:13He just wanted to take the kids to the zoo.
08:15Well, maybe he should get his own life.
08:20You know, don't listen to him, Robert.
08:23Ray, apologize.
08:25It's quite all right, Debra.
08:27As it happens, I do have my own life.
08:30A very full one.
08:33So, for the sake of the children,
08:36why don't you slip out the front door and go enjoy it.
08:39I will also borrow your TV guide.
08:53You can stare all you want.
08:56You know what you're staring at?
08:58The person that's right.
09:01Yeah.
09:01So, go ahead.
09:02Just keep on staring.
09:07What?
09:10Nothing.
09:12You're really out of roll today, huh?
09:15Why don't you call up your father and tell him he's mean and old and fat?
09:20Sounds like you have something you want to tell my father.
09:24Listen, I don't care how insecure you feel about what kind of father you are.
09:27What you just said to Robert was way over the line.
09:30What?
09:31Look, he should get his own life.
09:33Who is he to come in here and tell me that I'm bored with my own kids?
09:37Come on, kids.
09:38We're going to the zoo.
09:39Where's Uncle Robert?
09:41Um, Uncle Robert had to go do some police stuff,
09:44because there was a kitten that got stuck in a tree,
09:46and they need to climb up him to get it.
09:50Can we go see Uncle Robert and the kittens?
09:52No, no, no, no.
09:54Because you know why?
09:54Because actually, it's not a kitten.
09:56It's a snake.
09:56Ray.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Come on, guys.
09:58Let's get dressed.
09:59Let's get dressed for the zoo, guys.
10:01Come on, come on.
10:01We're going to go to zoo,
10:02and Daddy is going to make his famous zoo snacks.
10:34So that's your famous zoo snack?
10:37Animal crackers.
10:38Put it together.
10:45Who told Robert to get a life?
10:52Ray.
10:54What?
10:54It could have been you.
10:56Ray, and how could you do that?
10:58Okay, look.
10:58First of all, you're only hearing one side of the story, okay?
11:01And you're taking it way out of context,
11:02and then blowing it way out of proportion.
11:05Because I will say this.
11:06The things he said to me were outrageous.
11:13Like what?
11:15Like I am not a good father.
11:17That's right.
11:17He said that in my own house, in front of my children.
11:20Oh, he did not say that in front of the kids.
11:22Well, they were in the next room,
11:24and Robert has the big, booming voice,
11:27which to children sounds like God, okay?
11:31All right?
11:32So just before you come in here and start accusing me,
11:34maybe you should just look in the mirror
11:36with Robert standing next to you.
11:40You go to your brother and apologize.
11:42Yeah, I agree with you, Marie.
11:43I'll fight you both.
11:48She's right, Ray.
11:50You see, Raymond, you don't know how hurtful words could be.
11:53I don't think you have any idea
11:54how you come across to people sometimes.
11:56You do.
12:01Yes.
12:02Yes.
12:03I'm very attuned to people's feelings.
12:07I would never think of saying hurtful or critical things to anybody.
12:12Isn't that right, Debra?
12:21I totally agree with you about Robert.
12:25I mean, Robert has problems.
12:27He has many problems.
12:29But he's a devoted brother.
12:31Devoted to bothering me.
12:34He loves you, Raymond, and your family.
12:36How could you tell him to get a life
12:38when he's trying to help you with your children?
12:39That's exactly what I said.
12:40Because what I see is that you are at work,
12:44at ball games, you like to play the golf.
12:46Where do you think he was going this morning?
12:47Okay, but now I'm not.
12:49Well, let me tell you something.
12:51If it wasn't for Robert doing things with the children
12:53once in a while,
12:54they'd be sitting in front of the television set all day.
12:56But look, I'm taking them to the zoo, okay?
12:58I've got the snacks.
13:00Kids! Zoo!
13:03Marie, what did you mean by television all day?
13:06Marie, what the hell?
13:09One second you were making me pancakes,
13:11the next second you're gone.
13:12Which would be great if there were pancakes.
13:23Didn't you hear my discussion with Robert?
13:25He's having a crisis.
13:27So is my stomach.
13:30Marie, when you said television all day,
13:32you don't mean all day, do you?
13:34No, no.
13:36May the kids also have school and sleep.
13:40But I'm with the kids most of the day,
13:42and I don't sit them in front of the television.
13:44I'm only reporting what I see.
13:46But that is so not...
13:49You don't even...
13:51Hoo-hoo!
13:54What are you saying, Ray?
13:56I'm just saying...
13:57Hoo-hoo!
14:01You listen to me.
14:02I do not sit those kids in front of the television all day.
14:05Once in a while, because it's very demanding to be a single parent,
14:09I might just, to get myself five minutes,
14:13put on an educational video sometimes.
14:17Seems like those educational videos
14:19have a lot of anvils dropping on people's heads.
14:23Okay, are we ready for the zoo?
14:25Not yet, kids.
14:26Just go up and watch...
14:27Just read a book.
14:30I just think there's a little too much criticizing
14:32of our parenting going on here today.
14:34What happened to...
14:35I agree with you, Marie.
14:38So are you gonna finish my pancakes or what?
14:40I'm starving.
14:43The batter's right there, Frank.
14:45You can't pour batter onto a griddle.
14:47You better hope I can,
14:48otherwise you're on a bus to the home.
14:59I was just thinking,
15:00instead of all that television,
15:02maybe you can do an art project with your children.
15:04You know, you can make a caterpillar out of an egg carton.
15:08Hey, this stuff's pretty good.
15:14Yeah, uh...
15:15Dad, those are goat pellets.
15:19Now, when you say goat pellets...
15:30It's food for goats, Frank.
15:34Okay, then.
15:41Why don't I get you an egg carton and walk you through your first caterpillar with the children?
15:46Do you have any eggs?
15:47Because I understand that you ran out of orange juice earlier.
15:53Actually, uh, the kids are going to the zoo today with...
15:56Uh, me.
15:57With me.
15:58I'm, I'm, I'm taking the kids to the zoo today.
16:01Kids!
16:01Oh, no, no, no.
16:02No, no.
16:02I said I'm taking them, okay?
16:03And I'm looking forward to it.
16:04Kids, I'm not gonna tell you again.
16:06Come down here.
16:06I am taking the kids to the zoo.
16:08You have to apologize to your brother.
16:09Right, Marie?
16:10Robert's not going anywhere.
16:12Raymond can talk to him later.
16:13Go enjoy your children, Raymond.
16:15Thank you, Mom.
16:16Come on.
16:17We can make a caterpillar.
16:21All right.
16:23Yeah, Dad, I'm gonna need those pellets, all right?
16:25Hey, while you're there, see what the sheep eat.
16:30Hey, go ahead.
16:31Go ahead.
16:39The bubbles tickle.
16:42Hey, hey, you know, you're right.
16:43This jet is stronger.
16:48Robert?
16:49Hey, little bro.
16:50What brings you here?
16:52Hey.
16:53I was just gonna come by to talk to you, but, uh, maybe it's a bad time.
16:57No, no, no.
16:57It's okay.
16:58We're just hanging.
17:00Yeah.
17:02Uh...
17:03Oh, oh.
17:04I'm sorry, Raymond.
17:05I would like you to meet my neighbors.
17:07This is Colleen and Lisa.
17:08This is my brother, Raymond.
17:09Hi.
17:10Hi.
17:10Hi.
17:11Yeah, I'm his brother, Raymond.
17:13So...
17:14I'm sorry, Raymond.
17:14I would like you to meet my neighbors.
17:14What's up?
17:16Uh, nothing, nothing.
17:17I just...
17:17I went to the zoo today with the kids, you know.
17:20Aww.
17:20That's cute.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Anyway, you know, I went to the zoo.
17:28Uh...
17:29And, anyway, at the zoo, I s...
17:33I saw these two monkeys that were picking stuff off each other, you know, and I...
17:36I...
17:37I started to think about me and you, you know?
17:42Because they looked like they could be brothers, and...
17:44I started to feel bad about what I said, you know?
17:47So, I...
17:48All I'm saying, look, about before, you know...
17:51Hey, hey, look, don't worry about it, Raymond.
17:53You know, after our little discussion, I was actually feeling kinda down, too.
17:57And then I ran into Colleen and Lisa and realized that get your own life wasn't such bad advice.
18:04Well, I could help.
18:06How was the zoo?
18:07Yeah, did you have a good time?
18:08Yeah, well, turns out the twins aren't really interested in animals, you know?
18:13But, uh, they did find a bottle cap that they thought was hilarious.
18:16Yeah.
18:17And all Allie wanted to do was see baby Emu, but it never came out of its thing.
18:22We saw something moving around back there, but I don't know, I think it was just some dude.
18:27Oh, that's too bad, I'm sorry.
18:29Hey, why don't you join us?
18:31No.
18:32No, I don't even have a suit.
18:34Well, where am I?
18:35It's over there.
18:40See what I did there?
18:42Robert, you're so funny.
18:44Yeah.
18:45All right, so I'll see you, okay?
18:47All right, I'll see you.
18:51Well, wait, what?
18:52What, Raymond?
18:53Is there something else?
18:55No, nothing.
18:56It's nothing.
18:56I was gonna ask you something, but no, I mean, you're in the middle of something here, so...
19:00Do you want us to go?
19:01No, no, we're fine here.
19:05It's all right, Raymond.
19:05What's on your mind?
19:07No, no, nothing.
19:08You know, it's just, it's about the kids.
19:10What did they do?
19:11What is it, Raymond?
19:16Well, you know what you said to me before about how I find being with my kids sometimes
19:25to be kind of boring?
19:28Robert, that's a mean thing to say.
19:31I think it's true.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:34I know, I know.
19:35I'm a bad guy, right?
19:37I mean, I love my kids.
19:39I can't wait to see them when I come home, but after five minutes, I don't know.
19:45I kind of had enough.
19:47You know, I want to watch sports or even talk to Deborah.
19:54Deborah's his wife.
19:55Lucky her.
19:57And they, they did want to go to the zoo with you today.
19:59I should have let them go, because I don't know what I'm doing.
20:04Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
20:06I understand you're being bored by the kids.
20:09They're kids.
20:11Believe it or not, I myself don't find playing monster for four hours all that stimulating
20:16either.
20:17But it's not about me.
20:19I do it because they like it.
20:23Yeah.
20:25But I get to do something that you don't.
20:28I get to leave.
20:31So it really wasn't fair of me to compare myself to you who has a full-time job and who
20:36is a full-time dad.
20:39And a damn good one.
20:45Thank you, Robert.
20:47You're welcome, Raymond.
20:51Okay.
20:52All right, I'm gonna go.
20:53I'll tell the kids that you said hi.
20:56Okay, bye.
20:57Bye.
20:59Wow, Robert.
21:00No wonder you're such a good doctor.
21:11You said get a life.
21:20Okay, we're ready.
21:21Come out, monster.
21:26How much longer?
21:32Chase is in the castle!
21:39Can't this be the castle right here?
21:47Hey, who wants to go swimming at Uncle Robert's?
21:51Good luck!
21:56This is the castle!
21:56If you are Aaayy .
22:19Our first star is the castle!
22:19Cut a desk inside of you about 9 willkommen baseball.
22:20You'll never lose, huh?
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