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07:16Rosalind, Rosalind
07:18She took
07:19Your wallet
07:20My wallet
07:20I know, I know too
07:22I'm Feldman, Federal Bureau of Pickpocket Prevention
07:25I've been after her for months
07:26Here's your wallet back
07:28Thanks for a lovely evening
07:30Bye, Rosalind
07:32Bye, John
07:35Garfield, I'm sorry
07:36You're my best friend
07:38True
07:38I shouldn't have tried going off without you
07:41How can I make it up to you?
07:43Well, I have an idea
07:49You know, it would have been cheaper just to let her take the wallet
07:52Hey, I'm an expensive date
08:07A weed
08:08A weed?
08:08Hmm
08:21Bravo!
08:23Hey, I'm on board!
08:26Ta-da!
08:39Oh, hi
08:40Nice to have you here again
08:42But you should have been here last week
08:44Sheldon had quite an adventure
08:46Well, it's a long story
08:48I guess it all started with this mother turtle out by the lake
08:52Well, she laid an egg
08:53And, well, as you know
08:55Turtles bury their eggs in the sand to hatch them
08:58Now you be a good little egg
09:00And hatch while your mommy is bowling
09:03It's the only way to have a kid
09:05Everything would have been fine
09:07Except that this egg
09:08Well, it had other ideas
09:10Oh, I don't want to be buried underground
09:18And I don't want to be a turtle either
09:21Hmm, let's see what else there is
09:27What a cute baby
09:29I hope my...
09:30My...
09:32Come back!
09:33Come back, my baby!
09:35Oh, no!
09:36I am not going back to be a turtle
09:38It's just too small
09:40Now, while that was going on
09:42Not far off, Booker and Sheldon were on a worm hunt
09:45Wait till you see the worm trap I set up, Sheldon
09:48You've been doing this for months, Booker
09:50How many have you caught?
09:52Well, let's see
09:54And 9, carry the 2
09:55What about I say?
09:56Save the 7
09:57And add that to the 7th power
10:00None
10:01I thought so
10:02Well, I have a feeling today won't spoil your perfect record
10:06See you later
10:08I'll get a worm
10:09Ha!
10:10So there Sheldon was, wandering through the woods
10:13He's never going to catch you
10:17There you are, my baby
10:19Aw, I'm not your baby
10:21Now, don't say that
10:22You'll always be my baby
10:24Now, be a good little turtle
10:26I am not a turtle
10:30Look at this
10:31Not even born
10:33And already he's lying to his mother
10:38This is the greatest worm trap ever built
10:40All I have to do is bait this into the rope to catch him
10:43Say
10:44I wonder what worms eat
10:46You catch fish with worms
10:47Maybe you catch worms with fish
10:49Oh, thanks
10:50Let's see
10:52Here's a recipe for me
11:08I'll get you
11:10Whoa!
11:20Sheldon, let's go back to the farm
11:22Ah, no, let me tell you what that low-down spineless worm did to me
11:27Well, they headed back here to the farm
11:30Which is just what Sheldon wanted to do and couldn't
11:33Now you go to sleep, my baby
11:36I am not your baby, I'm a chick
11:39Oh, hush, I'll sing you a lullaby
11:42Puffy pillows made of cotton candy
11:47Fluffy willows swaying in the breeze
11:51Sleep, little baby, grow big and strong
11:55Never have the sniffles, never have to sneeze
11:59Come on and rock all day long
12:03Sleep and rock while I sing this song
12:07Sleep, little baby, forty weeks you can catch
12:11Sleep and rock is all along till you have come on
12:16Don't want rock all day long
12:18Sleep and rock to a rock and roll lullaby
12:22Sleep, little baby, and rest your head
12:26Don't be a chicken, be a turtle
12:29It's just remember
12:32Help, I'm under a turtle
12:37She figured if he thinks he's a chicken, hatch him like a chicken
12:40Meanwhile, back here
12:43Oh, this is going to be great
12:45Roy had a new trick
12:47Industrial strength sneeze powder
13:00Oh, this is going to be a chicken
13:03Yes, I'll be a dog
13:05Me and rock all day long
13:06Oh, wait, I'm under a turtle
13:08Oh, wait, I'll be a pig
13:10Oh, wait, I'll be a pig
13:13Oh, wait, I'll be a pig
13:20I love it, I love it
13:21It was just about then that Booker returned with what he thought was Shelton
13:26There he is, the worm
13:31Phew, I made it
13:32I don't have to without him than making me a turtle
13:36That's what he thought, I guess
13:38He was no less mistaken than Roy
13:40There's Shelton
13:44Being a turtle is boring
14:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:46Elton ran as fast as his little legs would carry you.
14:49Mom, mom.
14:53Baby, my baby.
15:00You hatched.
15:01She recognized him right away.
15:04A mother always knows.
15:06Mommy.
15:07Mommy's here, my dear.
15:10Well, that's the story.
15:12Oh, wait.
15:13I forgot what happened with Roy.
15:15I am slime.
15:16What I did, I am not fit to eat with pigs.
15:18Sorry, Orson.
15:19I am no good.
15:21I am rotten, my children.
15:22I am pond scum.
15:23I am worse than pond scum.
15:25I am...
15:34Hi, Roy.
15:35What's going on?
15:38Oh, Sheldon.
15:40You're alive.
15:41Not yet born, but alive.
15:42Oh, I'm so, so glad to see you, and I promise, I will never play another joke on anyone ever
15:46as long as I live.
15:47Until next week's show.
15:49And that's the end of the story.
15:51I'm happy to say that everything is back to normal around here.
15:56Ah, true!
15:57True!
15:58True!
16:00Besoin, I!
16:23My alarm clock hasn't gone off yet.
16:26This is a new kind of alarm clock with a special early detection system for Mondays.
16:31It warns me when it's Monday.
16:41Ugh, yeah, it's Monday all right.
16:46What could be worse than Monday?
16:49Hi, Garfield.
16:51What could be worse than Monday, Garfield?
16:53Oh, how about Monday with Nermal around?
16:56I learned a new cute trick.
16:58What?
17:02There's Russian stuff.
17:09Yes, may I help you?
17:11Uh, I'm interested in the free kitten.
17:13What free kitten?
17:14This sign was in your front lawn.
17:17Free kitten to anyone, no questions asked, might even pay you $20 to take it.
17:21Garfield!
17:23Sorry, uh, this offer void were prohibited.
17:29You can't give Nermal away.
17:31I know, I've tried.
17:32And paying someone $20 to take Nermal.
17:34You're right.
17:35Make it $50 and I'll throw in Odie.
17:37I should have let her have you.
17:39Either you be nice to Nermal or I'm never going to feed you again.
17:43I said, either you be nice to Nermal or I'm never going to feed you again.
17:48I want to watch cartoons, Garfield.
18:02But all that's on are soap operas.
18:05Tell me a story.
18:08Okay, come sit down.
18:12Once upon a time there was a kitty who was so obnoxiously cute that the handsome prince mailed him to
18:17Abu Dhabi and...
18:18Garfield!
18:19All right, I'll tell you the story of Hansel and Gretel.
18:23Once upon a time there were these two kids who lived in a little cabin.
18:28Hansel and Gretel were always very hungry, always eating like pigs.
18:33Like you, Garfield?
18:34I'll ignore that.
18:36Their father was a woodcutter and there wasn't much wood around to cut.
18:40And one day he said to them,
18:42Kids, we're all out of food.
18:46Oh?
19:00Gretel asked her father,
19:01Daddy dear, why can't you buy more food?
19:05Because, her father said,
19:07I'm a woodcutter and no one wants this woodcutter to cut wood.
19:12Gretel had an idea.
19:14I have an idea, father.
19:16Hansel and I will go find food.
19:18Their father liked the idea.
19:21Don't come back without a pizza or Chinese food or something.
19:25So they headed through the forest.
19:28As they walked, they dropped bagels with cream cheese so they could find their way back.
19:32Wait a minute.
19:34I thought they dropped breadcrumbs.
19:36And where'd they get the bagels?
19:40They passed the deli.
19:42Don't interrupt.
19:43So they walked until they couldn't walk anymore.
19:46That was when Hansel said,
19:49I'm starving.
19:50I can't go on.
19:52It's been so long since I've eaten.
19:54How long had it been?
19:55About nine minutes.
19:57That's when Gretel said,
19:59I smell gingerbread.
20:01They ran through the forest until they found where the smell was coming from.
20:06And there it was.
20:07A house made entirely of gingerbread.
20:13Oh, was it really made of gingerbread?
20:19Well, not quite.
20:21Actually, it was made of sugar, enriched flour, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate,
20:27sodium pyrophosphate, and various artificial colors.
20:30But they were hungry enough.
20:31It didn't matter.
20:35And they ate, and they ate, and they ate.
20:38And all the time, the witch who lived there watched them eating her out of house and home.
20:43She was delighted because she was looking forward to cooking them.
20:46Cooking them?
20:47That's awful.
20:49It's just a story like those cartoon shows on TV.
20:53Oh, no.
20:54They never do things like that on cartoons.
20:56Cartoons teach you you should be sweet and nice and always agree with everyone.
21:00Yeah, sure.
21:02Anyway, so the witch invited them in.
21:04She said,
21:05Come in, little children, and I will give you a real treat.
21:10Hmm?
21:11She took them over to the stove.
21:13But Hansel and Gretel knew what she was trying to do.
21:15So before she could cook them, they shoved her into the oven.
21:18Stop!
21:19Kids shoving old women into ovens?
21:21That's awful!
21:23Garfield, what are you doing that's got Nermal so upset?
21:26Never mind.
21:27Whatever it is, stop doing it.
21:30That poor little old lady.
21:33All right, all right.
21:35There must be a way to tidy this story up.
21:38I know.
21:39So the kids didn't shove her into the oven.
21:43Instead, they used her phone.
21:45Hansel called the city building commission and said,
21:48Hello, I'd like to report a house made out of gingerbread.
21:52In seconds, the building inspectors were there.
21:55They told the witch,
21:57You are in violation of section 17 slash JW of the city zoning code.
22:03This structure is unsafe.
22:05They condemned it.
22:07It was sold at auction and bought by a guy who was putting up condominiums and mini malls.
22:13And that meant a lot of work for woodcutters.
22:16Hansel and Gretel's dad not only got work,
22:19he got to take home what was left of the house.
22:22And the kids ate happily ever after.
22:24The end.
22:25There.
22:26Happy?
22:26But the poor old witch.
22:29Garfield, that wasn't a nice story like the ones they show on Saturday morning.
22:34All right, all right.
22:37So the witch went into business for herself by franchising a chain of gingerbread daycare centers.
22:44Having fun, kids?
22:47Hmm, you're a chubby one.
22:53And she lived happily ever after the end.
22:56¡That fue una buena historia, Garfield!
23:00¡Gee! Es que es más difícil para los niños de los niños.
23:04¡Es solo una historia!
23:33¡Gee!
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