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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:54After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.
01:12The Supreme High Commander asked that we visit the third planet from the sun.
01:16You mean Earth? Did they ever get intelligent life there?
01:22Uh-oh. Meteor Shower.
01:24Activate Meteor Deflector Invisible Force Field.
01:27Meteor Deflector Invisible Force Field.
01:29On.
01:35Now then, our leader requests that we bring back a specimen of a shredded and processed unit of bovine tissue
01:41festooned with aged lacteal substance.
01:44Ah, yes. What Earth people call a cheeseburger.
01:50By climbing up on the roof and putting up a new antenna, I'm sure I'll be able to see the
01:54big football game tomorrow, clearly.
01:57Sure. They have TV sets in every room in the hospital.
02:01Hi, Oatster. Better get a good seat for John falling off the roof.
02:06All right.
02:10The Meteor Shower is passed. I'll turn off the Invisible Deflector.
02:18Too soon!
02:21The Deflector has been knocked off the nose of our craft.
02:35Come on, Odie. Let's follow the bouncing Arbuckle.
02:41I-I'm not hurt. I fell off the roof, and I didn't get hurt.
02:46Not possible. You ought to have a broken some or other.
02:50Guys, I don't know how or why, but I seem to be indestructible.
03:01Yeah, I'm the talent agent. What do you do?
03:04I am the indestructible man.
03:08If you don't believe it, just pick up that baseball bat and hit me over the head with it.
03:13Well, okay, but this is going to be the shortest act I've ever seen.
03:16Don't ever ask anyone to hit you over the head with a baseball bat.
03:26Did you do it yet?
03:27Aw, gee. You broke your bat.
03:30I don't believe this.
03:32Well, then, maybe you'd better drop that ten-ton safe on me.
03:36Don't ever ask anyone to drop a ten-ton safe on you.
03:49Oh, man.
03:52Did I feel a raindrop?
03:54Pal, I'm going to be your agent, and I'm going to make you millions.
03:58Just sign right here.
04:00And especially, don't ever sign a contract with an agent who dresses like that.
04:04That's really dangerous.
04:06Really? I get one million dollars?
04:09What do I have to do?
04:11Practically nothing.
04:12We just tie you to a railroad track and let the 415 run you over.
04:16Oh, is that all?
04:17Gee, I thought it was going to be something dangerous.
04:19I'll see you there.
04:21One million dollars!
04:22Boy, this being indestructible is the best thing that ever happened to me.
04:27Say, I'll bet there'll be a lot of TV cameras there.
04:31I'd better change my clothes.
04:33Well, guys, I'm off to earn a million dollars by letting a train hit me.
04:37Bye!
04:39Odie, when was the last time John did anything that turned out right?
04:44Um...
04:46Hmm...
04:52Um...
05:02Look, as if things weren't bad enough, we have men from another planet breaking into our house.
05:14What are you doing here?
05:21We lost the invisible force field meteor deflector from our spaceship, and we needed to get home.
05:26I located it.
05:31So it was that thingy in his pocket that made our friend indestructible.
05:36Certainly!
05:37The time is late.
05:38We must depart.
05:39Remember, we have to stop and get a cheeseburger.
05:46Well, that explains why John was indestructible.
05:50Uh-huh.
05:51Too bad he's not going to have it on him when they put him on those railroad tracks.
05:55Uh-huh.
05:56Ah!
05:59Hurry, Odie!
06:00If we don't get there in time, John will be flatter than a truck stop burrito.
06:04And we are coming to you live from the railroad crossing where we are but moments from this incredible stunt.
06:09John Arbuckle, the so-called indestructible man, looks confident as he signs autographs for fans.
06:16Ow!
06:16That pen of yours is sharp.
06:19All set to be tied to the track.
06:20Yes, sir, Mr. Agent.
06:21Let's go.
06:23Uh, wait a minute.
06:24My finger...
06:26Hey!
06:27Wait a minute!
06:29Hurry, Odie!
06:29It's almost 5.30.
06:31That's the time the 4.15 comes through.
06:35Uh, guys?
06:36Mr. Agent, sir?
06:37I don't think this is such a good idea.
06:40Mr. Agent, I can't go through with this.
06:42It's too late.
06:43They paid us in advance and I've already cashed a check.
06:45Bye.
06:46Oh!
06:50Oh, boy!
06:51Oopsie!
06:53It's no use, Odie.
06:55There's no way we'll ever get there in time to save John.
06:57Oh, boy!
07:02Oh, boy!
07:03Oh, boy!
07:03Oh, boy!
07:03Come back!
07:03Oh, boy!
07:04Might as well get something to eat.
07:10Poor John.
07:11There's no way in the world to save him.
07:14Aye, small planet, is it not?
07:17Quick!
07:17You've got to save our friend.
07:19He's tied to a railroad track ten blocks from here.
07:22You were so nice to us, so why not?
07:24A simple molecular dissolve should suffice.
07:27This is it!
07:31I'm history!
07:42I'm alive!
07:43I'm in one piece!
07:44You're not getting paid!
07:45I'm not getting paid!
07:47Tell us, one called Garfield.
07:50Did you ever wish to be indestructible?
07:53I never wished that, no.
07:55But after two more of these, I may wish my stomach was.
08:00Pass the ketchup.
08:01He means the tomato-based condiment.
08:04And the sauerkraut.
08:05Uh, mustard.
08:06Uh, relish.
08:08Pickles.
08:21John's Soda Pop
08:37John's Soda Pop
08:38Who has the last laugh.
08:40He he he he.
08:41Whoa!
08:42Ha!
08:51You already read us that book, Orson.
08:53Oh, uh, well, how about this one?
08:56Orson, that's a cookbook.
08:58Okay, okay, I get the hint.
09:00Uh, I guess I'll just have to tell you a true story.
09:02A true story?
09:04Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, it's true.
09:06Uh, and it all started on a mountaintop just a few miles from here.
09:14In the house, there lived a family of monsters.
09:17Igor, what did you do today to make your dear father proud of you?
09:22I scared 37 cows so much that they gave milkshakes.
09:27Oh, that's wonderful!
09:30Milkshakes!
09:31Hey, Loris, what did you do today to make your dear father proud of you?
09:37I scared a yard full of chickens so badly, they laid deviled eggs.
09:41I love it!
09:42I simply love it!
09:44And then there was the third son, Michael.
09:47Michael, what did you do today to make your father proud of you?
09:52I did all my homework and got straight A's on my arithmetic.
09:57Uh, didn't you scare anyone?
10:01I tried to scare a lizard.
10:04And?
10:05The lizard scared me first.
10:08In short, Michael was a massive disappointment to his parents.
10:12Although you are my son, I cannot abide such a failure living under this roof.
10:18Go forth!
10:19Go forth into the world, my son, and do not return until you have scared someone.
10:25And, seeing as how you are so homely, my son, wear your paper bag at all times.
10:31Yes, father.
10:33I will scare someone.
10:35I am going to turn my life around.
10:41But first, I'm going to turn my paper bag around.
10:45Boo!
10:47I'm scared!
10:48I'm a monster!
10:49Boo-wee!
10:51Boy!
10:52I'm frightening!
10:54Better run!
10:55Run from the scary monster!
10:57Oh, I'd sure be scared of him!
11:00Boo!
11:01Boo!
11:02Boo-wee!
11:08He was scared.
11:10He didn't show it, but he was scared.
11:13Scared.
11:14Scared.
11:15He killed me.
11:16Help!
11:17Leave me alone!
11:17Go away!
11:19Grab that rooster!
11:20Get him!
11:23Why were they chasing Roy?
11:25Roy had done some typical Roy trick.
11:28These guys would have to be really dumb to fall for what I have in mind.
11:34It'll work.
11:41Hey, where's that rooster go?
11:43Hurry!
11:44There's ten seconds before the final gun and we're a hundred and seven points down.
11:46Our only chance is a touchdown.
11:48Oh, dang!
11:49Yeah, I'm not here.
11:50Come on!
11:51You guys go way out for a long pass.
11:53One, you do a 380 clavicle maneuver.
11:55Gork, you button hook right, button hook left, and pull up your zipper.
11:57What do I do?
11:59You run out until you see the hot dog vendor and get me three chili franks with everything.
12:02All right, men.
12:02On three!
12:03Hey!
12:04We can't count that high.
12:07Seventeen!
12:08Forty-three and a half!
12:09Ninety-one!
12:10The square root of nine!
12:11Three!
12:11Hike!
12:15I hope he doesn't throw me the ball.
12:21Boo!
12:22I'm a monster!
12:24Oh!
12:25Am I a monster?
12:27Is it my imagination or am I being menaced by a small sack lunch?
12:31It's no use.
12:32I'll never scare anyone.
12:35I'm a failure as a monster.
12:38Let me get this straight.
12:39You just want to scare someone?
12:41Anyone?
12:42More than anything in the whole white world!
12:45Well, come back to the farm with me.
12:49I know someone who gets scared by butterfly sounds.
12:55I'm beginning to get the feeling he's not going to throw us the ball.
12:59You don't suppose it's possible?
13:02We've been tricked, do you?
13:04Wait a minute.
13:06I've tried to do it.
13:07I've tried to do it.
13:07I've tried to do it.
13:09Oh, Wade.
13:11You aren't perchance feeling uncommonly brave today?
13:15No, I just fainted at the sight of a dill pickle.
13:19Good, because there's a monster coming this way.
13:22A-ne-ne-ne-uh.
13:23A horrible, frightening, disgusting, dark terrorizing compact disc-sized monster.
13:28And here it comes, now.
13:30And here I go.
13:32Wait!
13:33You have to see him before he can scare you
13:35No, I need not do no such thing
13:37I could be scared just over his impending arrival
13:40Read my contract
13:42I can
13:44Wake up, Wade
13:46So you can see this monster and pass out
13:48Is that who you said I could scare?
13:51I can't scare him if he's unconscious
13:52Who am I kidding?
13:54I can't even scare anyone who's wide awake
13:57Thanks for trying
13:58But I'm just destined to be a failure in life
14:02Wait, Dracula
14:03Or whatever your name is
14:04Stick around
14:05He'll be conscious in a few minutes
14:07Maybe so
14:08But you won't be
14:11You guys didn't mind my little football joke, did you?
14:15No, we like football
14:17In fact, we're just about to practice cattling
14:22And you are the dummy
14:28It looked like poor Roy was history
14:30But then
14:32My friend is in trouble
14:33Trouble was, there wasn't much he could do
14:36Stop that
14:37Stop beating up on my friend
14:40Thanks for the effort, kiddo
14:41But it's not enough
14:43And as he was standing there, frustrated he couldn't do more to help
14:46A sudden gust of wind blew the paper bag off his head
14:50And my brother saw his face
15:04Michael had his bag back on before Wade woke up
15:06But he didn't care about scaring Wade now
15:09He couldn't wait to get home and tell his folks how he'd scared three big pigs
15:13They were very proud of him
15:15The end
15:16Well, good night, guys
15:17Hey, wait a minute
15:19You can't leave without telling us what he looked like under the bag
15:22Yeah, he must have been horrible, huh?
15:24With fangs and hair
15:26Actually, when the bag was off, he looked exactly like this
15:30He looked like that?
15:32Well, that's not scary
15:33Yeah, he looked like a farmer
15:35And he looks familiar
15:37Didn't you guys ever see this guy on TV?
15:40Farmer Merv
15:40Howdy there, friends
15:42Farmer Merv here for Farmer Merv Pure Pork Sausage
15:46That's the guy who sells sausage on TV all the time
15:50Why would they be afraid of him?
15:52Don't you know what they make sausage out of?
15:55Oh
16:09Three weeks ago, maybe four
16:12A man named John took his pets to the shore
16:15He packed a picnic much larger than most
16:19Which quickly vanished en route to the coast
16:22John went swimming when they got to the beach
16:25When suddenly he heard somebody scream
16:28A man who worked on a nearby pier
16:31Yelled, dead a shark had been sighted round here
16:34From the water, John Quiggy fled
16:37And he decided to go fishing instead
16:41Ah-ha
16:41Well, waiting is fine, but I'd really rather go fishing
16:45Gee, I wonder why
16:47He sat his tackle and his fishing gear up
16:50And that's what the kitty turned and sent to the pup
17:22The only thing that John will catch is a cold
17:23Pizza man
17:25You can order a pizza with ease
17:28Just raise up a flag for a jumbo with cheese
17:31A red pennant brings a mushroom sardine
17:34For pepperoni, just run up the green
17:37Two silver flags means that garlic's a must
17:40Just run up a yellow for extra dick crust
17:43A man with a mustache who works on decode
17:46Prepares your order right out the stove
17:50You will receive it by ship or by barge
17:53In thirty minutes or there is no charge
17:56Hearing this caused the cat to decide
17:59I think that we ought to go for a ride
18:02But despite the poor puppy dogs' plea
18:05They found a port and they put out to sea
18:08Though neither one of their pets could steal
18:11Or were aware of a visitor near
18:14The way to sail, they hadn't a clue
18:17The cat and the puppy were quite in a stew
18:20Without a captain or even the crew
18:23Out there on the ocean blue
18:29How there's a big troubled man
18:33They tried to order a pizza by flag
18:36But almost at once they ran into a snag
18:39Garfield said
18:40I just cannot recall
18:42Does grey get you olives or spicy meatball
18:46Sausages orange or maybe chartreuse
18:48No, wait, the pink was Canadian bacon
18:50Or was that the stripes?
18:51No, the stripes were for zebra
18:56And all of the time
18:58They were motoring loose
19:00Watching them sail
19:01From up on the dock
19:03Jonathan Arbuckle went into shock
19:06Those are my pets!
19:07We heard Arbuckle say
19:09They're in a boat and they're floating away
19:12Arbuckle ran out to yell to their ship
19:15And that is when he embarked on a trip
19:18Jonathan found himself soaring through air
19:21Fortunately, they were sailing past there
19:24That's when he noticed with mournful regrets
19:27That he was in the same boat as his pets
19:30It looked as if they were all through
19:33As they were headed for southern Peru
19:36The cat and the dog and John Arbuckle too
19:40Out there on the ocean blue
19:44Oh, they got us for sure
19:56Arbuckle said
19:57We are all in a mess
19:58And he attempted a call of distress
20:01All he could raise on the boat's radio
20:04Was what they call a talk radio show
20:07I said turn your radio down
20:10I can't hear you
20:11I can't hear you
20:12Turn your radio down
20:13Wait, I'm gonna go turn your radio down
20:15And there's the boat and the four of the craft
20:17Someone was nibbling away at the aft
20:20It was the puppy who noticed the sound
20:23Went to investigate what could be found
20:26He could not see cause the water was dark
20:29Until a beam of sun lit on the shark
20:32He gave a howl they heard in Quebec
20:35They had a visitor eating the deck
20:38Which brought the following caught from the cat
20:41I've never been quite as hungry as that
20:45As they stood there on the shark in the boat
20:48They had but moments remaining afloat
20:51There was a shark that they could not subdue
20:54Eating the ship without pausing to chew
20:57Hinting the next course would maybe be you
21:00Out there on the ocean blue
21:06Here's a little boat left, man
21:18Just then a diver jumped up and unmasked
21:21What a pater
21:23The visitor asked
21:24Garfield said
21:26It had better be dry
21:27And he made a buckle pay for the pie
21:31I so love swimming through shark infested waters
21:34To earn a ten cent tip
21:45How can you eat when we're doomed?
21:47By now the shark had their boat
21:50Have consumed
21:50Twenty more bites
21:52And they'd be in the ocean
21:53That's when the cat had an obvious notion
21:57Maybe he'd like a more edible dish
22:00And so the cat gave the pie to the fish
22:03Fish was so grateful and yearning for more
22:06Gave them a ride safe and sound to the shore
22:09They told the folks
22:10If you want a safe pay
22:12Feed the shark pizza three times every day
22:23The shark was just hungry?
22:24I guess everyone has to eat
22:26We'll arrange it so whenever he wants pizza
22:28He'll get it
22:33How do I get that deal?
22:41Oh, how do I know all that happened at sea
22:45Simple enough for this sharky was me
22:48Now when I'm starving I know what to do
22:51Order a pizza or maybe a few
22:54Since I'm not hungry it's safe in my view
22:57Out there on the ocean
23:05Not anchovies again
23:07I'm a shark, I like them
23:08I'd rather eat the boat
23:34I'm a shark, I like them
23:35I'm a shark, I like them
23:39I'm a shark, I like them
23:41I'm a shark, I like them
23:41I'm a shark, I like them
23:41I'm a shark, I like them
23:41I'm a shark, I like them
23:42I'm a shark, I like them
23:42I'm a shark, I like them
23:43I like them
23:44I like them
23:44I like them
23:44I like them
23:45Gracias.
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