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00:37Mmm...
00:38I have to call an emergency meeting of the membership committee.
00:43Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
00:49Friends are there...
00:50To help you get started, to give you a push on your way.
00:54Friends are there...
00:55To turn you around, get your feet on the ground, for a brand new day.
00:59They'll pick you up when you're down.
01:02Help you swallow your pride, when something inside's got to break on through to the other side.
01:09Friends are someone you can open up to, when you feel like you're ready to flip.
01:14When you've got the world on your shoulders, friends are there to give you a tip.
01:19Friends are there when you need them, they're even there when you're wrong.
01:24For a walk in the car, for a shot in the dark, friends are there...
01:28I don't care...
01:29But friends will care...
01:30But friends will care...
01:31For you...
01:38Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too.
01:50This looks like a great new game you found, Garfield.
01:55Six, I move two, three, four, five, six spaces, collect fifty dollars, and take a card and follow instructions on
02:01it.
02:02You lose.
02:03Your cat gets everything in the refrigerator.
02:17Garfield, I'm not wild about that game.
02:20If there's anything I can't stand, it's a sore loser.
02:27I'm too tired to go buy more groceries.
02:29And if I send you, no food will ever get back here.
02:33I know!
02:34Odie!
02:35Ta-da!
02:36Odie, I want you to go to the market for me.
02:38A move which will henceforth be known as mistake number one.
02:45Just give this list and the money to the grocer and he'll give you what we need.
02:50Okay, boy?
02:52Yeah!
02:52Garfield, let's give that game another try.
03:02Four, one, two, three.
03:04Take a card.
03:06You lose.
03:07Your cat gets everything in the cupboard where you keep the canned goods and those little cookies he likes.
03:12You mean, I win again?
03:15Your cat gets everything, your cat gets everything, your cat gets everything.
03:18I should have known.
03:19Your cat gets everything, your cat gets everything.
03:26Hey, dog.
03:27Hmm?
03:28Yeah, you.
03:29Where are you going?
03:30Where are you going?
03:33Going to the store?
03:35Uh-huh.
03:36Uh-uh.
03:37Uh-huh.
03:38You see, my friend, you are making a common error.
03:41You are assuming that to buy things you have to go to a store.
03:45Hmm?
03:46Stores pay rent and they pass that cost on to you, the consumer.
03:49I, on the other hand, pay no rent.
03:51That means lower prices for you, my friend.
03:53In fact, you're in luck because today only we have a special.
03:56This beautiful all nylon designer sock is yours for a limited time only for the price of...
04:01Uh, for the price of...
04:03Gee, what a coincidence.
04:04That's about right.
04:06Hmm?
04:07No, don't thank me, my friend.
04:09Just stop in again when you're in the neighborhood.
04:12Uh, let us review, Odie.
04:14I gave you money and sent you to the store for eggs, milk, bread, diet soda, and carrots.
04:18True?
04:18Uh-huh.
04:19Instead, you returned with no money and one dirty sock.
04:22Also true?
04:23Uh-huh.
04:24Makes perfect sense to me.
04:27Odie, I've lost all respect for you.
04:30No.
04:34It's no big deal.
04:35I didn't have that much to begin with.
04:38What happened, boy?
04:39Even John can't make stew out of this.
04:52There's an easier way to find out.
04:54Luckily, my favorite show is on.
04:57We now return to Garfield and Friends.
04:59This beautiful all nylon designer sock is yours for a limited time only for the price of...
05:04Uh, for the price of...
05:05Gee, what a coincidence.
05:07That's about right.
05:08Hmm?
05:09This calls for drastic action.
05:12I may even have to leave the house.
05:14I'll need lots of this play money and a disguise.
05:18Where can I find clothes that make you look like a jerk?
05:21Of course.
05:22Where else?
05:23John's closet.
05:26Here I come, boy.
05:28I have lots of money, boy.
05:30I'm so stupid.
05:31I hope I don't get taken.
05:33Pigeon approaching.
05:36Hey, cat.
05:37Come here.
05:38John?
05:39Where you going?
05:41Going to the store?
05:42Uh-huh.
05:43Uh-huh.
05:44Uh-uh.
05:45I can't not.
05:47I lost one of my owner's favorite socks and I have to find a replacement that looks like
05:51this.
05:53Hmm.
05:53That is one familiar looking sock.
05:56I borrowed some money to buy a new one.
05:58Do you think this is enough?
06:00Whoa!
06:01Stay right there, my friend.
06:02I think I know precisely where you can find that sock's mate.
06:12Here, boy.
06:13Hold this.
06:14Huh?
06:15Hey, dog.
06:16Where are you, doggy?
06:18Doggy, where'd you go?
06:21Oh.
06:22Sorry, my friend.
06:23This sock has been recalled to the factory due to a defective heel.
06:27Here's your money back.
06:27See you around.
06:29Huh?
06:30Oh, boy.
06:31Big bucks.
06:31Here I come.
06:36Hey, cat!
06:38Where'd you go?
06:39I got your sock.
06:40Cat!
06:41Cat!
06:43Cat!
06:45Cat!
06:46Cat!
06:46No, Odie.
06:47I'm still very disappointed in you losing the money like that.
06:50I trust you with one job and you...
06:53Odie!
06:54You got the money back.
06:56Oh, I'm sorry I doubted you.
07:00I'm going to the store myself and get the groceries.
07:04Which you should have done in the first place.
07:07Come on.
07:08I'll teach you a new game.
07:10Three, four, five.
07:12I win again.
07:14You now owe me all your desserts until the year 2143.
07:18Oh.
07:20Ah, John's home.
07:22You know, Odie, no one with any sense would trade that grocery money for an old sock.
07:38No comment.
07:48Okay, we're all gonna race to that tree.
07:51On your marks, get set, go!
07:59Ah!
08:00Eat my guts, you turkey!
08:03Well, I guess Wade won.
08:07So to speak.
08:17Friends are there to help you get started.
08:21But once you get started, who needs them?
08:24I love that song.
08:27Oh, I love it, I love it.
08:29I can't wait.
08:33Ooh, perfecto.
08:38Hey, I don't know what he's doing either, folks.
08:40I only know it's trouble.
08:44Hmm.
08:46Violets are blue.
08:48Roses are red.
08:50Here comes cream spinach.
08:52Right on your head.
09:04That's gonna be great.
09:06Roy, why did you drop 50 pounds of cream spinach on me?
09:12Because I couldn't find any stewed tomatoes?
09:15Ah!
09:16Ah!
09:18Ah!
09:19Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:26Ah, Roy, practical jokes are not nice.
09:30They're not supposed to be nice.
09:32They're supposed to be funny!
09:34Ah!
09:35Ah!
09:40¡Gracias!
10:17¡Gracias!
10:35...because the Prankster-Gangster never falls for a seco!
10:51Roy, one of these days, you're going to be sorry for playing your practical jokes ¡Ah, you're
10:57going to get me with one!
11:00Bueno, en caso de la canción, Boobla, yo soy muy inteligente para eso.
11:05¡Bad rooster!
11:07Espero que te lo hagan y lo hagan bien.
11:10¡Soy un gran tricón, Orson!
11:12¡Sí, he deserves it!
11:18¡Hey! ¿Qué evil, underhanded, sneaky, not nice thing are you thinking of doing to Roy, boy?
11:28The sneakiest thing I can do.
11:32Absolutely nothing.
11:36Oh, hum. No doubt Orson is planning some amateurish trick to get even with me.
11:47Some pathetic, feeble jest.
11:50Hi, Roy.
11:52Care for an ice cream cone?
11:55Sorry, you absolute beginner, you.
11:57But, Roy, do you think I would fall for the old hot pepper and chili ice cream trick?
12:03Why, that's...
12:04Mmm, mmm.
12:05Great ice cream, Orson.
12:07A taste delight in every bite.
12:10How come you dropped yours, Roy?
12:13Huh.
12:13Well, I guess he's still planning something.
12:18Oh, Roy, don't use the bridge.
12:21Some of the boards are cracked.
12:22Nice try, Waller Breath.
12:25But I'm not going to fall for it.
12:42Roy, I'm not going to play a trick on you.
12:46Oh, sure.
12:47That's what you'd like me to believe.
12:49Then, whammo!
12:51Well, you won't get me, pig.
12:54Never!
12:55Are you going to play a trick on him?
12:57I don't have to.
12:58He's doing a terrific job on himself.
13:01He's got to have something real rotten planned.
13:04Boy, I'm thirsty.
13:16Oh, no.
13:17You rigged the pump, didn't you, Orson?
13:19I'll go into the barn.
13:21No, you want me to go into the barn, don't you?
13:23Probably drop a cow on me or something.
13:26I'll stay outside.
13:28No, he wants me to stay outside.
13:29He probably has the outside booby trap.
13:31I'll be okay.
13:31Just so long I don't walk in the ground.
13:35Ahem.
13:35I'm looking for Roy Rooster.
13:38Me?
13:38Ah, yes.
13:40I am your local rooster ranger.
13:42I am in charge of seeing that roosters are assigned to farms where they are needed.
13:47Orson in a pathetic disguise.
13:51Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Rooster Ranger, sir.
13:55What can I do for you?
13:57Just wanted to make sure you're happy on this farm.
14:01Hey, Wade.
14:02Your friend Orson came up with an even lamer trick than I expected.
14:05Oh, watch how I play along.
14:07Orson?
14:08Where?
14:09Oh, no, Mr. Ranger, sir.
14:11I can't stand it here.
14:13Please, please, assign me anywhere else.
14:15Send me to the South Pole.
14:17Oh, I...
14:18I can't do that.
14:22What?
14:23But you have to!
14:31Listen, Orson Ranger, send me to the South Pole or I'll cover you with one coat.
14:36Now, you'll get away from me with that.
14:44Please, Mr. Ranger, I've been a bad boy.
14:47I deserve to go to the South Pole.
14:49Now, let's talk this over.
15:05Welcome to your waller, Orson.
15:15Give it up, Orson.
15:16I was too smart to fall for your trick.
15:19What trick?
15:23You're dressing up as that stupid range, range, range...
15:41I'm transferring you to the South Pole for this!
15:44The South Pole?
15:59No, no, I'll freeze my feathers.
16:02I won't go.
16:03No, no!
16:06He fell for it.
16:08It was a trick?
16:09Orson, I thought you said you weren't going to play a trick on Roy.
16:14I didn't.
16:15But that doesn't mean...
16:17I wouldn't.
16:18Ha, ha, ha!
16:20Ho, ho, ho!
16:23Ho, ho, ho!
16:26Ho, ho!
16:30Ho, ho, ho!
16:42Oh, John.
16:50Let's see, Monday I slept, Tuesday I slept, Wednesday I slept, but yesterday I slept.
17:00Ah, it's a full week, I think I'll take today off.
17:10What makes you think you can just sleep all day?
17:17Oh no, you're not just going to sleep all day, you're going outside, you're going out in the fresh air.
17:31Fresh air is bad for you, bugs fly around in it.
17:43Stop the car!
17:51This cat is what I've been searching for, am I right?
17:56You are right, Mr. Fettuccini.
17:59You're just what I'm looking for, to be in my new movie.
18:03I am the great film director Federico Fettuccini.
18:07Bring this cat to my studio tomorrow morning.
18:11I'm a filmer, my latest, the greatest motion picture masterwork.
18:15Am I right?
18:16You are right, Mr. Fettuccini.
18:19See, they know.
18:21Well, I'll pop that.
18:23Looks like you're going to be a movie star, Garfield.
18:26Me?
18:29Me?
18:30They want me?
18:31Can it be?
18:32They want me?
18:33Well, no cat is any brighter.
18:35No cat looks any brighter on the screen.
18:38I see what they mean.
18:44Me?
18:45They want me?
18:46Well, of course they want me.
18:49No cat is any wittier.
18:51No cat is any prettier to see.
18:54I'll become a big star, and I'll earn the reward
18:58that every actor dreams of.
19:00The A Cat O' Me Award.
19:02Thank you.
19:03Yes, autographs are free.
19:06Anybody?
19:06Thank you for wanting me.
19:11Yeah!
19:12I realize now that you like me.
19:15You really like me.
19:18And I want to thank the little people who helped me so much.
19:22Unfortunately, I don't know any of the names.
19:25Garfield.
19:27I said you have a hard day tomorrow.
19:30You'd better get your sleep.
19:31Look who I'm saying this to.
19:33Could we have it quiet?
19:35Get quiet on the set.
19:37Where is my star?
19:39We need Fluffy on the set.
19:41Here's Fluffy, Mr. Fettuccine.
19:46Now, this will be my greatest scene in my greatest movie.
19:51Am I right?
19:52You are right, Mr. Fettuccine.
19:54In that case, lights, the camera, action!
19:58Oh, gee, Fluffy.
19:59I have a feeling something not nice is going to happen.
20:06Cut!
20:09Cat!
20:10Stuntcat!
20:13Stuntcat!
20:14Roller!
20:18Discipline!
20:19Next!
20:20I consider myself the author of all of my movies
20:24I write them, I direct them, produce them, edit them
20:28Take the film to the theater and I make the popcorn
20:32The studio tank is all ready, Mr. Fettuccine
20:35This will be my greatest scene, am I right?
20:39You are right, Mr. Fettuccine
20:41Alright, are you ready? Never mind, I am ready
20:45This is enough, roll up
20:46Gee, Fluffy, I hope that mean old shark doesn't find us
20:51Cut!
20:55Stun-gast!
20:58Roll him!
21:06Ah, that is a mechanical shark, isn't it?
21:10In a Federico Fettuccine film, we only have realism, am I right?
21:15You are right, Mr. Fettuccine
21:16Ah, that is a print, next!
21:22This is show business?
21:24Yeah!
21:26The song is wrong
21:27Everything about this business isn't appealing
21:34Let's see what the next scene is
21:38Well, this calls for a little rewrite
21:43Are we ready for the next shot?
21:48Where is the stunt cat?
21:50Pouring the honey on your chair
21:58Ready? Roll him!
22:01Gee, Fluffy
22:02I hope that nasty old bear doesn't get us
22:05Cut!
22:08Stun-gast!
22:10Roll him!
22:12Release the bear!
22:22The cat!
22:23Attack of the cat!
22:28Help!
22:29Help!
22:30I hate actors who have lived!
22:32You will protect me!
22:34Am I right?
22:35You are wrong, Mr. Fettuccine
22:43We might as well take lunch
22:45I believe your cat is fired
22:49Well, Garfield, there goes your big career in the movies
22:52And my money
22:59Stun-gast!
23:03Stun-gast!
23:06I love show business
23:08I love show business
23:23I love show business
23:24I love show business
23:26I love show business
23:30I love show business
23:38I love show business
23:39I love show business
23:40I love show business
23:40I love show business
23:40I love show business
23:41Gracias.
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