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00:30I'd like to get your assessment of the chances of blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
00:38Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and Friends.
00:44Friends are there to help you get started, to give you a push on your way.
00:49Friends are there to turn you around, get your feet on the ground for a brand new day.
00:55They'll pick you up when you're down.
00:56How can you swallow your pride when something inside's got to break on through to the other side?
01:04Friends are someone you can open up to when you feel like you're ready to flip.
01:09When you've got the world on your shoulder, friends are there to give you a tip.
01:14Friends are there when you need them.
01:17They're even there when you're on.
01:19For a walk in the park, for a shot in the dark.
01:22Friends are there.
01:23I don't care.
01:24But friends will care for you.
01:33And just remember what you paid to get in.
01:48Don't worry, guys.
01:49My sense of direction is as sharp as ever.
01:51We're hopelessly lost.
01:53I know exactly where we are.
01:55He doesn't even know what country we're in.
01:57Let me have that map again, Garfield.
02:01The lake is this way, like I thought.
02:03It's right there.
02:04That's not a lake.
02:05That's blueberry jelly from my sandwich.
02:08Well, we're lost.
02:10Things can't possibly get any worse.
02:21You should never say things can't possibly get any worse.
02:25Things will always find a way.
02:31I had a spare tire in here, but someone took it out.
02:34Well, I had to have room for the bocce, didn't I?
02:38Garfield.
02:39Oh, that gas station we passed a mile back won't be open until morning.
02:44We'll have to spend the night here.
02:48Nice touch.
03:02They'd better have colored TV in every room.
03:05And hot and cold running room service.
03:09Ahem.
03:11Anyone here?
03:13You rang.
03:17Uh, we'd like a room for the night.
03:19You mean stay here all night?
03:22Did you hear that, Maurice?
03:24We have guests.
03:27And they expect to stay all night?
03:30Why, yes, Maurice.
03:31I'll tell them.
03:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:34We have some lovely sweets.
03:36And every room has a southern exposure.
03:39Every room has a southern exposure?
03:41Oh, how is that possible?
03:43There's no back wall on the hotel.
03:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:48Maurice loves that joke.
03:49Don't you, Maurice?
03:51Oh, yes, you do.
03:53I'll show you to your room.
03:55Walk this way.
04:03Don't worry.
04:04We're not doing that old gig.
04:08Maurice thinks this would be a good room for you.
04:12Oh, uh, say, I didn't notice any other guests.
04:15Other guests?
04:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:19Oh, that's a good one, isn't it, Maurice?
04:21Oh, ah, he, he, he, he, he.
04:23Maurice and I both hope you have a nice, deep, long sleep.
04:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:31Guys, we're here for the night.
04:32We might as well make the best of it.
04:39What's this?
04:39The legend of the Sludge Monster.
04:41Sludge Monster?
04:42Hmm, some kind of local folktale.
04:45Ow, ow, ow.
04:45Sure, haven't you ever heard the story of the Sludge Monster?
04:50Maestro?
04:53There, he lurks in dark, mysterious places,
04:57making ugly faces.
04:59The Sludge Monster, under the bed,
05:02or just behind the curtain,
05:04he'll be there for certain.
05:06Yes!
05:06Sludge Monster, if you find your food just empty,
05:09and your stuff thrown all around.
05:11Your favorite toy's all broken up
05:13in pieces on the ground.
05:14Keep your karate chop at hand.
05:16Kiss those pleasant dreams goodbye,
05:18cause the gross-out factor on this guy is high.
05:22Keep a lookout.
05:24Every day and night,
05:25he's not a pretty sight.
05:27He's the Sludge Monster.
05:29The Sludge Monster, the Sludge Monster, the Sludge Monster.
05:34Thanks!
05:37Come on, boys, let's turn in.
05:39Everything will be fine in the morning.
05:41Yeah, if we make it till morning.
05:52Odie, you asleep?
05:54Uh-uh.
05:55I've been thinking.
05:56This story about a Sludge Monster's nonsense.
05:59There's no such thing.
06:01There's...
06:06There's only one thing to do.
06:07We gotta get that Sludge Monster before he gets us.
06:10What?
06:19Now this is a way out.
06:22But what if the Sludge Monster's out there waiting and sludging?
06:26Odie?
06:27Odie?
06:28I just want you to go out and see if the Sludge Monster's there.
06:32It's safe.
06:33I'd be willing to bet your life on it.
06:43Oh, no.
06:44The Sludge Monster has Odie.
06:46He's a goner.
06:51Alas, poor Odie.
06:53He was an okay pup.
06:54A little moist around the tongue, maybe, but okay.
06:58What an awful way to go.
07:00Sludged.
07:02Wait a minute.
07:03I may be next.
07:05I have to get out of here.
07:06Oh, no.
07:08The Sludge Monster.
07:17What?
07:18What?
07:18What?
07:19What's going on?
07:20Garfield, what's gotten into you?
07:23The Sludge Monster.
07:25It found me.
07:26Yes!
07:31The Sludge Monster's got me cornered.
07:34This is it.
07:35I'm going to get sludged just like Odie.
07:40Oh, no.
07:42I've been slurped by Sludge.
07:44I've been...
07:45Hey.
07:46I know that slurp.
07:52Odie!
07:54What is all this?
07:55No, wait.
07:56Don't tell me.
07:57I don't care.
07:57All I know is I'm up and we're not getting back to sleep.
08:00We might as well start walking to that service station.
08:03I'll pack.
08:04What a sneaky trick posing as Sludge.
08:07I'll never trust you again.
08:09I'll never trust you again.
08:12You didn't enjoy your stay here?
08:15Maurice and I try so hard to make our guests comfortable.
08:19Oh, the room was fine.
08:20It was my craven cat and dog that ruined things.
08:24I can't take you two anywhere.
08:27Why can't you ever behave yourselves?
08:29Oh, our first guest this year, Maurice.
08:33I hope they didn't believe that nonsense about a Sludge Monster.
08:37Why can't we keep guests here?
08:40Hey, maybe we ought to get cable TV.
08:44Hmm.
08:45It's a thought.
08:58I've got an idea.
08:59Let's all get dressed up and have a parade.
09:02Yeah, hooray!
09:03Yeah, hooray!
09:04My comb, my comb.
09:06Yeah, great idea.
09:09Have fun.
09:16Where's Sheldon?
09:17I think he felt left out.
09:19Yeah, man.
09:20Not much you can do to dress up when you're an egg, man.
09:24Get your hearts out, you guys!
09:44You probably think I'm going to snitch Wade's picnic basket.
09:48Not so.
09:49I would never stoop so low as to take someone's picnic basket.
09:53Now, the food in the basket, that's another matter altogether.
09:57Hi, Bo.
09:58Want to join Wade and me for a picnic?
10:00Thanks and no thanks, pig.
10:02The sheep's on clean-up duty.
10:04Stand back.
10:05This is one powerful vacuum cleaner.
10:10That's a major oopsie there.
10:13Like I had to sing in reverse, man.
10:17Yeah, I kind of figured that out.
10:20Are you ready to go on our picnic, Orson?
10:22I even got some Chinese fortune cookies.
10:25Orson, you're a mess.
10:26No kidding.
10:28Let me take a shower and then we'll go eat.
10:31Cleanest pig in the world.
10:35Yeah, I'll just be a minute.
10:42I'll just eat one little cookie while I'm waiting.
10:49Bad luck will befall you if you venture outdoors.
10:53Oh, no.
10:58Wade?
10:59I have got to get indoors.
11:01This is the only indoors around.
11:03Come out of there.
11:05No, I can't be outside.
11:07My fortune said it was bad luck.
11:10Holy cow.
11:14Oh, no.
11:15I'm outside.
11:17I must be inside.
11:21Gee, I'm glad I took that shower.
11:29Tell me what's wrong.
11:30My fortune cookie said I shouldn't go outside today.
11:34Something terrible will happen.
11:36That's silly, Wade.
11:38Idea.
11:43A cookie can't tell your fortune.
11:46How about a donut?
11:47No.
11:48A cruller?
11:48No.
11:49A bagel?
11:50No.
11:50Croissant?
11:51No.
11:53If you walk under a ladder, a black cat crosses your path, or a broken mirror gives seven
12:01years bad luck, don't let it get to you.
12:06Don't fear the aftermath.
12:09Don't let superstitions let you pass the buck.
12:14It's not superstition, or just plain luck, that makes things turn out the way they do.
12:24Don't be suspicious.
12:26It's all fictitious.
12:29Don't let superstition get the best of you.
12:32Watch out, Orson.
12:33A black cat is coming.
12:34A black cat crossing your path does not guarantee bad luck.
12:38It does when it's a boomer.
12:39Help.
12:40Help.
12:40We have a serious boomer surplus.
12:42We have one boomer.
12:43You can make your own decisions.
12:47Control your own fate.
12:49Put matters in your hands.
12:51Don't trust to luck.
12:52Is the boomer gone?
12:54Don't believe in superstition.
12:56It's gone.
12:57Stand up and celebrate.
12:59Be a happy man.
13:01I mean a happy duck.
13:03You see, it's not superstition, or just plain luck, that makes things turn out the way they
13:12do.
13:14So don't be suspicious.
13:17It's all fictitious.
13:19Don't let superstition get the best of you.
13:24Don't let it get the best of you.
13:29That's good advice, and kind of a catchy song, too.
13:32Now, how can a cookie predict the future?
13:37Web-footed one, I am Swami Bhagwana, mystic seer of the future.
13:43Would you like to hear your fortune?
13:45Yes.
13:46Oh, please, Swami Sir.
13:48Then let me read a fortune cookie.
13:51You will be caught in a rainstorm and then pummeled and harmed by a wild ape who wants to
13:56tap dance in potato salad.
13:58That is the most ridiculous fortune I've ever heard, Swami.
14:06It's a beautiful sunny day.
14:09It's raining.
14:12Can I dance in your potato salad?
14:14Hey, can I do young to be pummeled and harmed?
14:20Oh, please, Orson, hide me.
14:22There's an ape out there and he wants to dance in my potato salad just like my fortune cookie
14:26and he says, I smell a rat.
14:30No, a rooster.
14:32Oh, that Wade, what a maroon, believing fortune cookies.
14:37Which reminds me, you will lose all your feathers during a total eclipse on Arbor Day while
14:43listening to the Marine Corps band playing Home on the Range and watching a badminton match
14:47between two guys named Ichabod.
14:49Ha!
14:50What a ridiculous fortune.
14:52Roy, I want to talk to you.
14:54Why is it getting dark?
14:55Hey, must be an eclipse.
14:58Total eclipse.
15:02It's, it's Arbor Day.
15:05Hey, Roy, listen to this neat tape I found.
15:08It's the Marine Corps band.
15:10It's Marine Corps band playing Home on the Range.
15:15Hey, Roy, want to watch my friends play badminton?
15:18This is Ichabod and this is Ichabod.
15:20Two guys named Ichabod playing badminton.
15:26You will lose all your feathers.
15:28I have got to find a place to hide.
15:31I am not going to lose my feathers.
15:34Hey, Lucy, what's your problem, man?
15:37No.
15:38No!
15:41Roy, what's wrong?
15:44Roy, where are your feathers?
15:50Well, at least they're clean.
15:53Awesome.
15:54Roy ate our entire picnic.
15:55He left one fortune cookie.
15:58You will spend today gluing feathers on a friend.
16:05Hmm.
16:06Maybe there is something to all this after all.
16:24It's hot.
16:26It's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
16:29Hottest July ever.
16:34In hot weather, you do as little activity as possible.
16:37Everyone knows that.
16:41Let me amend my prior statement.
16:44Everyone with half a brain knows that.
16:47Resume.
16:55Swimming is a good way to cool off.
16:57However, you have to hurry.
16:59If you don't, there's a chance the water might...
17:04Evaporate.
17:07I have to think cool.
17:09That's it.
17:10Must think cool.
17:12Cool, cool, cool.
17:14It's not working, man.
17:16How can I think cool when it looks hot?
17:24Idea.
17:42Okay, we set the automatic ice maker to blizzard.
17:53It's so hot.
17:55I need a cold drink.
18:06Garfield?
18:08Garfield, what happened to the re...
18:17July.
18:18It's July.
18:20Garfield!
18:23Garfield, you can't just make it winter in the middle of some...
18:26Some...
18:27Some of this is not a bad idea.
18:29You're trying to think cool.
18:32You catch on fast.
18:34This is great.
18:35What else can we do to make it wintery around here?
18:40This way.
18:47That box?
18:48But that's where I store the Christmas decorations.
18:50Come on.
18:51Let's deck the halls and...
18:53La la la la la.
18:54You know, la la la la.
18:55Well, why not?
19:23Esto fue una buena idea, Garfield.
19:25No me siento que es tan warm ahora.
19:27Ah, Muriel, dear.
19:30You know Arbuckle across the street?
19:32Uh-huh.
19:32The one with the cat that eats everything?
19:34Yes, that's the one, dear.
19:36He just put his Christmas decorations up.
19:38Ah, always trying to be the first one in the neighborhood.
19:42You go put ours up.
19:43But, dear, it's July.
19:45Oh, that's the problem with you, Edgar.
19:47Always waiting till the last minute.
19:50Yes, dear.
20:02Hey, Harry.
20:03Yeah, it's me.
20:04Listen, Harry.
20:05When do we put the Christmas decorations up?
20:08Yeah, that's what I thought.
20:10But all the houses out here have them up.
20:12Yeah, maybe we better get started.
20:14Make sure, you know.
20:29I have to go to the market and restock the refrigerator.
20:32I'd better come along.
20:34Help you clear a few aisles.
20:42Guys, it is July, isn't it?
20:46Huh?
20:46Not according to popular opinion.
20:50But, hey, if they all say it's Christmas, maybe it's Christmas.
21:09Aw, Garfield, you shouldn't have.
21:15Uh, great.
21:17Thank you.
21:19Yeah, I figure every home ought to have one.
21:21Oh, candy.
21:23Great.
21:28Thanks.
21:30Okay, guys.
21:31Now we're going to go door-to-door singing carols.
21:33Then we have...
21:34We interrupt our program of Christmas music to bring you this bulletin.
21:37It is not Christmas.
21:38This conclusion was reached by the mayor's office after an extensive investigation revealed
21:44that it is, in fact, July.
21:47The city council, meanwhile, voted that it was August, repeating, it is not Christmas.
21:54Well, a little Christmas was nice while it lasted.
21:58Yeah.
21:59I always figured one Christmas a year isn't enough.
22:03Mike!
22:04Well, guys, let's turn in.
22:20What's that?
22:23Is somebody in here?
22:25Oh, it's you.
22:27No, it's not Christmas.
22:30Sorry.
22:36You'd think of all people he would know better.
22:40Ho, ho, ho, ho!
22:52Here's some change, Garfield.
22:54Go get us some soda pop.
23:04I wonder what would happen if I put all the money in at once.
23:08You'll know...
23:11All right.
23:39¡Gracias!
23:46¡Gracias!
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