00:03No, Mom, nothing's going on around here.
00:06Everything is normal.
00:12Ta-da!
00:17We need more fruit.
00:22Real normal.
00:25Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and friends.
00:31Friends are there to help you get started, to give you a push on your way.
00:36Friends are there to turn you around, get your feet on the ground for a brand new day.
00:42They'll pick you up when you're down.
00:44How can you swallow your pride when something inside's got to break on through to the other side?
00:51Friends are someone you can open up to when you feel like you're ready to flip.
00:56When you've got the world on your shoulders.
00:58Friends are there to give you a tip.
01:01Friends are wild when you need them.
01:04There is a miracle.
01:06For a walk in the park, for a shot in the dark.
01:09Friends are there.
01:10I don't care.
01:11But friends will care for you.
01:20Hey, you chew in the gum.
01:22I hope you brought enough for everybody.
01:38Hi, I'm just relaxing after a hard day's nap.
01:43I gotta tell you about what happened to Binky.
01:46Remember Binky?
01:49Sure you do.
01:50Binky.
01:51That clown who's on TV, who's always saying,
01:53Hey, kids!
01:58Right.
01:59That Binky.
02:01Well, let me tell you what happened here.
02:03Cue the flashback.
02:07Three weeks ago, Binky was the most popular kid show host on TV.
02:12If you think of calling it quits, get some seltzer, give him a sprint.
02:17You can be the life of the gang.
02:20Dress your friends in Lemon Moran.
02:23Binky was a big TV star until one day.
02:28All right, Ms. Sondheim.
02:31Send in the clown.
02:34Hey, boss!
02:36Binky, you've been with the station a long time.
02:39And, uh, well, your ratings are down.
02:43And we've decided to cancel you.
02:47I'm afraid you're through.
02:50I'm fired!
02:55They told him to take his rubber nose and his size 38 Double D shoes and hit them.
03:03Binky was upset because, well, he knew there weren't a lot of jobs around for clowns.
03:09He even thought of getting into politics, but, of course, there are too many clowns in Washington already.
03:18Binky's fans were stunned.
03:20Both of us.
03:22The Binky the Clown show will never be seen again, so that we may bring you an intellectual TV program,
03:27Bowling for Meatloaf.
03:29Gee, no more Binky.
03:31What'll I do without a clown in my life?
03:38Oh, that's right.
03:40I have John.
03:41I tripped on that loose floorboard.
03:43This whole house is falling apart.
03:45I'm going to hire a handyman.
03:47I'm getting rid of everything around here that doesn't work.
03:50I am not leaving.
03:54I hired a handyman through an agency.
03:57Let him in when he gets here.
03:58I told him to have him fix everything that needs fixing.
04:02Let's see.
04:03While John's out, should I do tons of grueling yard work, or should I nap and eat a lot?
04:09Guess what?
04:12Say, cat!
04:15Aren't you thrilled to see me?
04:18No.
04:19I'm the handyman who's going to fix up your house!
04:24I'm the handyman who's going to fix up your house!
04:25Note the worried look on the cat's face.
04:32I tried to sleep, and when I can't sleep, you know how loud he must have been.
04:38I was just dozing off.
04:41He passed!
04:46I'm finished!
04:51Finished was right.
04:53The whole house had been decorated in Clown Provincial.
05:01He'd fixed John's potted plants.
05:09He'd even committed the ultimate crime, tampering with the refrigerator.
05:15Hehehehe!
05:17Hehehehe!
05:18Hehehehe!
05:19Hehehehe!
05:19Hehehehe!
05:19Hehehehe!
05:20No!
05:21Don't touch the dishwasher!
05:23I rewired it, and it's acting...strange!
05:28Like everything else here is normal, right?
05:31John arrived home about then.
05:34He'd forgotten his key, so he rang the bell.
05:50John took it rather well, I thought.
05:52You, you, you, you, you, you clown, you!
05:55When I get my hands on you!
05:58Vinky!
05:59Yeah, Vinky!
06:00I found you at last!
06:01Vinky, fooling for meatloaf is a bomb!
06:05It's too sophisticated for our audience!
06:07You're rehired!
06:09I got my shoe back!
06:15The TV station agreed to pay for a real handyman to put our house back the way it was.
06:20Excuse me, I have to go start the dishwasher.
06:23It looked like we had a happy ending possible until we realized...
06:28Start the dishwasher!
06:41And that's what happened this morning.
06:48How's it going, Vinky?
06:52Just a few thousand tons more of suds!
07:01Hey, every house can use a bath once in a while, right?
07:15Oh, give me a home!
07:21Ha, ha, ha!
07:24Where the buffalo roam!
07:27Wooow!
07:32See!
07:33Where the deer...
07:34And the antelope antelope ants...
07:43Row...
07:44Row...
07:45Row...
07:46You both...
07:50¡Gracias!
08:24¡Gracias!
08:52¡Gracias!
08:53¡Gracias!
08:54¡Gracias!
08:55¡Gracias!
09:00¡Gracias!
09:01¡Gracias!
09:02Our next act
09:03is the song stylings
09:04of those barnyard bookends
09:06Booker and Sheldon.
09:08I'm Booker.
09:09I'm Sheldon.
09:10And here's our hat and cane.
09:12We love to sing and dance for you.
09:14We love to entertain.
09:18That's Sheldon, my brother.
09:21He lives inside an egg.
09:22He doesn't have a hand to shake,
09:24but he can shake a leg.
09:26That's Booker, my partner.
09:28He's the joking source.
09:30You won't have to wait to laugh.
09:32Like him, the jokes are short.
09:36Hey Sheldon, what do you get
09:38when you cross a lasagna-loving cat
09:40with a bunch of zany farm animals?
09:43You get picked up for another season.
09:48Hey Booker,
09:49what has six eyes, green skin,
09:51a trunk, and dances of ballet?
09:53One of these.
09:58But you can't back out now.
10:01Oh, contrary.
10:02I am not setting one webbed foot on that stage,
10:06and neither is Fido.
10:07You can't have stage fright.
10:09Well, I can't.
10:11There is a stage, and of it I am frightened.
10:15Ergo stage fright.
10:17Fido and I will not appear.
10:19But wait, that's the coward's way out.
10:21Wrong again, Orson.
10:23This is the coward's way out.
10:25Bye.
10:28Well, there goes the animal act.
10:30How could things get any worse?
10:36I'm Booker.
10:38I'm Sheldon.
10:38We love to joke and clown.
10:40But it's all the best to us
10:42it's time to catch
10:43the first bus
10:45out of town.
10:56Here's an empty seat.
10:59Gee, this here theater's much too crowded.
11:03I wish we had more room.
11:06That's a light room here.
11:09Come on, Wade.
11:11The show must go on.
11:12No, it mustn't.
11:14Not with Fido and me.
11:15People might mock us.
11:19Orson, they're out front.
11:21There is no one out front to be scared of.
11:24Your problem?
11:26My...
11:26Brothers?
11:32This is different.
11:33This is family.
11:34I can't go out there with them here.
11:37We want to go.
11:39We want to go.
11:41We want to go.
11:43We want to go.
11:44We have to go.
11:44Don't send me out there.
11:46You have to.
11:48We want to go.
11:50We want to go.
11:52¡No!
11:53¡No!
11:54¡No!
11:56¡No!
11:57¡No!
11:57Y ahora vamos con el show.
12:02¡Andy better be funny!
12:05¡Deack, makezce-leaf!
12:07¡I want lots of gufoos!
12:09¡And howls!
12:10¡And some buffo yucks!
12:12¡Ah!
12:12¡Well!
12:13¡There were these two horses!
12:14¡Or were they ducks?
12:15No I remember they were horses!
12:17¡Andy were looking at the clothman diamond!
13:23¡Of course not!
13:25¡Y-yes, I can!
13:27¿Y know what the deck needs?
13:30Thousand Island dressing
13:32No!
13:33¡I will not allow this one second more
13:35You are bullies!
13:38You are nasty swines
13:40You are
13:41I would tell you you aren't fit to eat with pigs
13:44Except of course that you are pigs
13:46But if you mess with my pal Orson
13:48You will answer
13:59¡Suscríbete al canal!
14:28¡Suscríbete al canal!
14:50¡Wade, you're a hero!
14:53¡You got rid of them!
14:55Yeah, in spite of who and what you are.
14:57Yes, because from now on, at least until next week's show,
15:02I am a brave mallard-type person.
15:07Oh, well, that's showbiz.
15:13Oh, well, time for my exercise.
15:37One...
15:41Maybe next year I'll do another one.
15:47Hey, Garfield!
15:49Nermal, what a thrill.
15:56Visit us again soon, like day after never.
16:00Oh, you're just jealous, Garfield,
16:02because I'm so cute and you're so not.
16:06You're not so cute.
16:08I am so cute.
16:10Watch this.
16:17Oh, Jim, look at that adorable kitten.
16:21Carolyn, that is the cutest kitten I've ever seen.
16:32Well, it's time for my cutie nap.
16:35You mean beauty nap.
16:37Nope, cutie nap.
16:43Odie, I'm thinking of something to do to Nermal,
16:47but it's way too rotten.
16:50I'll go nap in my bed instead.
16:58Guess I'm gonna do it, huh?
17:19Oh, Nermal, time to wake up.
17:29Gee, Nermal, why don't you step outside again
17:32and let even more people see your unparalleled cuteness.
17:37Maybe I will.
17:38You're just a sucker for punishment, Garfield.
17:50Look, Jim, have you ever seen such an un-cute kitten in all your life?
17:54Oh, they don't come less cute than that one.
17:56Me too.
17:59I've peaked.
18:00My cute is gone.
18:01I was in the springtime of my life.
18:04How did winter come so quickly?
18:06Let me look in the mirror and see how un-cute I now am.
18:12You have a whisker out of place, non-cute one.
18:15Let me fix it.
18:17You need all the help you can get.
18:20Gee, I think I'm cute, but who am I to go against popular opinion?
18:26I'm not fit to be around people.
18:28I shall find some place where folks tolerate un-cute kittens.
18:34Bye.
18:45You deserved it.
18:46You deserved it.
18:49I'm a boop-a-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
18:58I used to be so much, but it's very good.
18:59I got a boop-a-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
19:03-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
19:20¡Gracias!
19:35Oh, you look hungry.
19:36Yes.
19:37When do the humans feed us?
19:39Mmm, well, you have been a house cat all your life, haven't you?
19:43Here's how we get fed.
19:49Oh, a hungry cat.
19:51Just a minute.
19:54Here you go, hungry cat.
19:56Eat up.
19:59Very impressive.
20:00Mmm, mmm, yeah.
20:02And so, now you're out here with us, cat.
20:05Have some.
20:06Mmm, that's very generous of you.
20:14Hey, this stuff is awful.
20:18Now I feel like some after dinner games.
20:20Oh, I love games.
20:22How about checkers or gin rummy or mahjong or something?
20:25My favorite game is pound the kitten.
20:29Pound the kitten?
20:30I never heard of pound the kitten.
20:32How do you play pound the kitten?
20:34Well, first you find the kitten.
20:36Then you pound it.
20:37Oh.
20:38Oh.
20:40Oh.
20:41Uh, leave us anywhere else but here, kitten.
20:45I owe it to Odie to do my best to find Nermal to conduct an exhaustive search.
20:50Oh, Nermal.
20:52Oh, no sign of him.
20:53Guess I can give up and go home.
20:56Hey!
20:57He went through a boulevard stop and...
21:00Did one of those creatures resemble Nermal?
21:03Yeah, I was afraid so.
21:06Guess that means I have to save him.
21:10He wouldn't really pound the kitten, would he?
21:13You don't want to know the answer to that.
21:15We're trapped.
21:18Gee, no way out of there.
21:19Ha, ha, ha.
21:20Now, round one of pound the kitten.
21:24Huh?
21:25I'm sorry.
21:26This is a no-pounding kittens area.
21:28Folks are trying to eat.
21:30You're not eating.
21:31No, but I'm about to.
21:34There's a gourmet feast over on that side of the fence.
21:37Hams and yams and jams and even foods that don't rhyme.
21:42Pound the kitten, but don't spoil my meal, okay?
21:45Bye.
21:46Oh, no, you don't.
21:47Any feast around here, I'm gonna feast on.
21:50I ain't had a good feast in years.
21:52Hey, I don't see no feast here.
21:55Oh, my.
21:57What does this sign say?
21:59It says, City Dog Pound.
22:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:03What a silly mistake on my part.
22:06Over there.
22:07Down, boys.
22:07Hey, boys, down.
22:08Take the low feet.
22:09Whoa!
22:10Whoa!
22:12Help!
22:13Put me out of here!
22:15Help!
22:15You'll hear from my lawyer!
22:18Help!
22:19Right if you get work.
22:22Garfield, you saved me.
22:24And so did my new friend here.
22:27Thanks.
22:28I think.
22:29Look, you wanna thank me?
22:31Help me get a good meal.
22:32I'm famished.
22:34Good meal?
22:35Huh, that's a cinch.
22:41What is it now?
22:43Oh, it's a kitten.
22:44The cutest kitten in the world.
22:49Here's the roast beef for you, cute kitten.
22:51And the ham.
22:53And mashed potatoes.
22:54And chow mein.
22:55And a couple of pizzas.
22:56And bean soup.
23:00Garfield!
23:01I got my cute back!
23:03I'm adorable again!
23:06Yeah.
23:09Hey, don't tell anyone I did something nice, okay?
23:12I've got an image to maintain.
23:25So now...
23:27Is it broken?
23:33I have an image on the side of each other.
23:33You gotta pick her up.
23:34I'm not sure.
23:34But then we're gonna have to pick up the boy.
23:34You gotta pick it up.
23:38You gotta pick up the chicken.
23:40You gotta pick it up.
23:44¡Gracias!
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