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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
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05:39¡Garfield and Friends!prended
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05:53Es como lasagna.
05:54OUCH.
05:55Si tiene la masa en la masa, no puedo conseguirlo.
05:59¡Gee!
06:00Me hubiera puesto demasiado en la masa.
06:06¡Cumplum!
06:07¡It worked! ¡It worked!
06:09¡It, it, it!
06:10¿Cómo te hiciste?
06:15¡No!
06:16Ok, eso es suficiente.
06:19¡Get off!
06:19¡Get off!
06:20¡Get off!
06:21¡Get off!
06:22¡Get off!
06:22¡Ock, ock, ock, ock, ock, ock!
06:23¡I'm not taking your lying down, lying down!
06:34¡This is a piece of cake!
06:36¡No one can get a cat off something they want to sleep on!
06:45¡Ok!
06:46¡You're forcing me to get rough!
06:50All right, Garfield, since you won't get off my Spanish book, you're making me resort
06:55to this!
07:03¡Yow!
07:06Oh, oh.
07:08Ok, that does it.
07:10That does it!
07:20Hey, get off of my bulldozer!
07:24Hey, get off of my bulldozer!
07:31I did it!
07:32I got him off my book!
07:33I got my Spanish book back!
07:34I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
07:39what have I done?
07:40I've wrecked my whole house!
07:42I'm ruined!
07:43Does your insurance cover this?
07:45I don't know.
07:46Maybe.
07:46If it does, I'm saved.
07:47I'll check my policy and find out.
07:49It's right over here on my desk.
07:51Oh, I hope my insurance covers this.
07:53I hope.
07:53It's right over here.
07:54Here.
07:54Right here on the desk.
07:56Garfield, you're sitting on my insurance policy.
07:58And I have to read.
07:59Garfield.
08:07Yeah, I know it's cruel.
08:10But it's my job.
08:41Enjoy yourself outside, Garfield?
08:43I thought I'd die laughing.
08:51For over two years, he toiled in the Siberian hinterland,
08:55knowing well that his wife and children were leagues away in Moscow.
08:59If that be true, good pheasant, this is a dire lust.
09:05The comrade is true, the...
09:07Hold it!
09:08Stop the episode!
09:10Halt!
09:11Just what do you think you're doing here, may I ask?
09:13Oh, uh, we're doing our version of the book Dr. Zhivago by Boris Pasternak.
09:17This is a cartoon show!
09:19Not masterpiece theater!
09:21Strike the set!
09:22I want you to know that we're not very happy at...
09:25The Network.
09:27You're with...
09:28The Network?
09:30Take a gander at this!
09:33Aloysius Pig...
09:34The Network.
09:35Yes, and for this episode, we want you to do nursery rhymes!
09:40Well, is that so we can attract younger viewers?
09:43No, it's because nursery rhymes are all they can understand at...
09:46The Network.
09:48I'll ignore that!
09:50We want nursery rhymes, and make them wholesome and educational!
09:54Doing Dr. Zhivago with a duck, that's not right!
09:59They want us to do nursery rhymes!
10:01Well, it looks like our choice is clear!
10:04Right!
10:04We can either stand up for our principles and fight for what we believe in...
10:08Or we can give in, do nursery rhymes, and protect our jobs here, right?
10:13And now, Mother Duck's nursery rhymes.
10:19Wee-Willy-Winky runs through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.
10:27Wrap it up the wind...
10:28Stop that! Stop it!
10:31What's wrong? We're doing nursery rhymes like you asked.
10:34Running around the city in a nightgown, that's not right.
10:38But that's the nursery rhyme.
10:39Wee-Willy-Winky runs through the...
10:42I don't care!
10:43You want to teach your children to run around in their pajamas?
10:46That's indecent!
10:47We don't tolerate that kind of thing at...
10:49The Network.
10:51Okay, let's try another one.
10:53Are you ready, Roy and Lanlin?
10:54Ready!
10:55Ready!
10:56Georgie Porgie.
10:58Ahem.
11:00Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
11:03kissed the girls,
11:05and made them cry,
11:07when the boys came out to...
11:11Kissing the girls and making them cry,
11:13that's very anti-social behavior.
11:17So is beating up people who work for...
11:19Da-dum!
11:20The Network.
11:21Watch it, Rooster.
11:22Ha!
11:22I can have you preempted for a golf match next week.
11:25Why, I oughta...
11:26Stop it, stop it, you two!
11:28Roy, read a different nursery rhyme.
11:32Okay.
11:33Go get into your Miss Muffet suit.
11:34Kissing the girls and making them cry,
11:37that's not right.
11:39And now, the story of Little Miss Muffet.
11:44Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...
11:48Sitting on her tuffet?
11:49That sounds naughty.
11:51It's a pillow.
11:52Eating her curds and whey,
11:55la-la-la-la.
11:56Along came a spider who sat down beside...
12:00Hold it!
12:03Okay, what is it now, Network Boy?
12:07What's the next line?
12:09I was just about to get to it.
12:10Let's see.
12:11Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet...
12:12Spider-biz...
12:13And frightened Miss Muffet away.
12:17If it scares her, it will scare the children.
12:20Do something wholesome.
12:22Sitting on tuffets and scaring people?
12:24That's not right.
12:27He wants wholesome, we'll give him wholesome.
12:30Music?
12:32Goosey-goosey gander, where do you wander?
12:37Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber.
12:41Ah!
12:41Get out of my chamber!
12:43I'm sorry, ma'am.
12:45There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers.
12:48I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
12:52Throwing an old man down the stairs?
12:55What kind of an example is that to set for children?
12:58That's right here in the book!
13:01Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.
13:06A cameo guest star!
13:08Good, good!
13:09But when she got there, the cupboard was bare.
13:12And so the poor doggie had none.
13:15Oh!
13:16Starving a cameo guest star?
13:18How rude!
13:19She went to the baker's to buy him some bread.
13:24But when she came back, the doggie was dead.
13:28Killing a cameo guest star?
13:30That's even ruder!
13:31Wait a minute, that's the nursery rhyme.
13:33See, it's right here.
13:34When she came back, the doggie was dead.
13:37Thanks, Odie!
13:38I don't care what it says.
13:40We don't kill dogs on TV cartoon shows.
13:43Especially a dog with high ratings and a good agent.
13:45Oh, wait a minute.
13:46There must be one in here we can do on TV.
13:49Oh, three blind mice.
13:52Making fun of unsighted mice and cutting their tails off.
13:56That's barbaric.
13:58Humpty Dumpty.
13:59More death, to say nothing of high cholesterol.
14:02Okay, uh-oh, who killed Cockrobin?
14:04Never mind.
14:04I know, more murder.
14:06Boy, this is the most violent episode we've ever done.
14:09All these rhymes have death and people falling down and breaking their crowns.
14:13Come up with a wholesome nursery rhyme or there'll be an infomercial in this time slot next week.
14:18Oh, what are we gonna do?
14:20I don't want an infomercial here.
14:22Hmm, I think we have to turn things over to the Dirty Tricks Department.
14:28Roy?
14:29I thought you'd never ask.
14:36Oh, yes.
14:42Go away.
14:44I'm programming the fall schedule.
14:46But, Mr. Atwicious, sir, we found a wholesome nursery rhyme.
14:51And you are the only one whose magnificent singing voice can do it justice.
14:57Well, I do have the music in me.
15:01This one here.
15:02That one there.
15:03And really sell it.
15:06There once was a pig named Aloysius.
15:11He wanted poems that were not vicious.
15:14People got sick of his shrill harangue.
15:18And so he was covered with lemon meringue.
15:22Lemon meringue?
15:24Lemon meringue?
15:25You mean pie-throwing?
15:27That's an act of aggression.
15:29It's...
15:30It's...
15:31It's...
15:32Are those pies?
15:34Doctor him!
15:36Stop!
15:36I'll cancel you!
15:37I'll put a golf match in your time slot!
15:41We'll bring to you when we're back next time!
15:45No!
15:46Help!
15:47Something more wholesome than a nursery rhyme.
15:51Throwing pies at the network!
15:53That's not right!
15:54No, we can't do this one on a cartoon show.
15:57No, not this one.
15:58Well, they never let us do this one.
16:10Greetings, intelligentsia.
16:12I'm here in the control room today where I'm going to answer one of the questions most
16:16asked in our mail.
16:17Typical is this letter from Ms. Sue Dunem, who lives in the city of Phony Letter, Nebraska.
16:23She writes,
16:23Dear TV people, I understand that Garfield is a cat, so he cannot talk.
16:28What I want to know is why, when I watch his show, I can hear what he's thinking.
16:32Signed, Sue Dunem.
16:34Good question, Sue.
16:35And here's the little baby that makes it all possible.
16:38The telepath-o-visionator.
16:41The telepath-o-visionator picks up thought waves and converts them to television audio
16:46waves so that you can hear what I'm thinking.
16:48And this is an extra powerful model that can work on anyone.
16:53Let's see a little demonstration, shall we?
16:56This microphone will pick up thoughts and amplify them so you can hear.
17:01We'll start small.
17:03Let's see what's on the mind of that squirrel.
17:06One measly little peanut.
17:08Cheapscape.
17:09Would it hurt you to buy some walnuts?
17:11Some cashews?
17:12How about an almond or two, huh?
17:16Let's see if we can hear the thoughts of the bird over there in this birdbath.
17:23Hey!
17:24I'm taking a bath here!
17:25Stop looking at me!
17:27Do I look on you when you're bathing?
17:29Go on!
17:30Get out of here!
17:32And continuing our demonstration, let's see if we can read the thoughts of this typical
17:37puppy.
17:50It works!
17:52Huh?
17:53If I turn up the power on it, it'll even pick up the thoughts of human beings, like John
17:59and his date out rowing on the lake.
18:02And if you'll always be my baby, I'll always love you!
18:12John, that was wonderful.
18:15I'm not sure which is making me sicker.
18:18This boat rider is singing.
18:20You know, Marion, we get along so well, we should go out next week, too.
18:24Oh, John, I'd really like that.
18:27I'll move to another city.
18:28I'll change my name so he can't find me.
18:30Maybe dye my hair.
18:32Tomorrow, would you like to go with me to the Cookie Museum and see the world's oldest graham cracker?
18:36I can't think of anything that would be more fun.
18:39Except hitting myself on the head with a baseball bat for an hour.
18:42See how well it worked?
18:44Oh, if you're wondering why we couldn't hear John's thoughts, well, same reason as the puppy.
18:50Here, I'll show you how it works on men, too.
18:53Any second now, I move in and rob that bank.
18:56Rob that bank?
18:58Did he think what I think he thought?
19:00It's not my problem.
19:02No, sir, not my problem.
19:04I don't have money in that bank.
19:05I don't even use their toasters.
19:08Why are you all looking at me like that?
19:11Gee, I wonder if this thing can tell me what the folks at home are thinking.
19:14Carfield, what's the matter with you?
19:16Where's your conscience?
19:17You should help these people out.
19:19All right, all right, I'll do something about it.
19:22By the way, the kid in Cincinnati, does your mother know you're thinking about things like that?
19:29That's right, Chief. I'm trying to make a couple of important decisions about that case you assigned me.
19:34Maybe I should have a jelly donut. A glaze. Or maybe one glazed, one with powdered sugar.
19:41Officer, that man's about to rob the bank. I heard his thoughts. You have to do something. Hurry!
19:47What?
19:48Oh, nothing, Chief. I seem to have a crazy cat out here. Yeah, otherwise nothing happening.
19:54Get out of my way, cat. I have important manners to tend to.
19:57I have to make him realize the bank is about to be robbed.
20:02I hope you realize I'm only doing this for you.
20:14I'll just have the usual, Alice.
20:16Coming right up, Officer.
20:20Since I can't talk, I'll have to use more drastic means to communicate with the policeman.
20:24Hey, Alice, I gotta get back on duty.
20:28Oh, I'll have your order for you in a jiv.
20:31Let's see. Let me proofread. Oops. Forgot to dot my cruller.
20:41Hey, let's test the telepath of whatever this thing is on the two of them.
20:45Here you go, Officer.
20:48Hey, he's cute. Maybe he'll ask me out to dinner some night.
20:52Thanks, Alice.
20:54Hey, she's cute. Maybe she'll give me a discount on donut holes sometime.
20:59No, no, don't eat it. Read it.
21:03Hey, Alice, what's this all about?
21:06What do you mean?
21:07These donuts and crullers, they spell out bank being robbed.
21:10Who did this?
21:11The show is called Garfield and Friends. Does that give you any hints?
21:15You did this, cat? Someone's robbing the bank?
21:19Do I have to spell it out for you? I just spelled it out for you.
21:24That's right. All available units. The bank at Elm and Laurel.
21:35All right, give it up.
21:43Isn't this bank being robbed?
21:45No, it isn't.
21:49All right, we've barricaded the streets for two miles in every direction.
21:53Where are the bank robbers?
21:54There aren't any bank robbers, sir.
21:57No bank robbers, huh?
21:58Well, who told you there were?
22:00Uh, this is me leaving.
22:02That cat! Cat! You're going to the slammer for this!
22:11I'm so sorry, sir. I was chasing a cat.
22:15Hey, that's the guy whose mind we read who said he was going to rob the bank.
22:19Here, let me help you. And you dropped your gun and your hold-up note and...
22:23Hey!
22:25That's Stick Up Stanley, the most wanted bank robber in the country.
22:29Good work, Johnson.
22:32Hey!
22:33Hello? Someone else deserves a little credit.
22:36Yoo-hoo!
22:38I know how to handle this.
22:41Hey, look, Marion. This policeman on TV caught a wanted bank robber.
22:45Officer, uh, did you have any help in this important arrest?
22:48Oh, no, no. I did it all myself. I, uh...
22:52Actually, this orange cat should get most of the credit and, uh, penny-free doughnuts.
22:57That's my cat, Marion. Did you hear me?
23:02Marion, you don't have to swim to shore. I'll row you.
23:05Marion, was it that bad a date? Marion...
23:08Marion!
23:10Marion!
23:10Marion!
23:11Marion!
23:14Marion!
23:15Marion!
23:16Marion!
23:16Marion!
23:33We've got Marion!
23:43¡Gracias!
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