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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:54I was going to do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it.
01:07Stay tuned for tonight's movie, Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage 5.
01:12Huh?
01:13John never cared much for horror movies before.
01:16I don't get it.
01:17Good evening.
01:20I am Vyvesia, your hostess for tonight's movie.
01:24The two things I love most in life are horror movies and baseball.
01:31Yes, yes.
01:32Horror movies and baseball.
01:34Anything.
01:35Tonight, we have a scary double feature for you, and you all know what that means.
01:42It means the cat and dog are going to have to go elsewhere to be fed.
01:46I'll be right back after this commercial.
01:49Now, don't go away.
01:51Oh, you couldn't budge me with a forklift.
01:56Hey, Tony!
01:58You got that pepperoni and mushroom special ready to go?
02:01It's right here.
02:03Well, it was right here.
02:05Can't imagine where it went.
02:08You know, Odie, even though he forgets about us once in a while, like when a pretty face
02:13is on TV, John's pretty good to us.
02:17Uh-huh.
02:18I've been thinking, maybe we ought to do something nice for him.
02:23Like, arrange for him to meet that spooky lady on TV he's all gaga over.
02:29How?
02:30Well, maybe they could meet when she returns his lost dog.
02:34Huh?
02:38Good show, guys.
02:40See you tomorrow.
02:41Go on.
02:42Get out there and look lost and pathetic.
02:47Your usual expression will be fine.
02:50Don't worry.
02:55Why, you poor little puppy.
02:58Are you lost?
03:00Say yes, you kibble brain.
03:04Well, let's see if there's an address on your collar.
03:07Hmm, it's on Shady Grove Lane.
03:10Three, five, is that a four or a seven?
03:14It's a seven.
03:16It's hard to write neatly when you have clothes.
03:20Oh, Arbuckle, why do you punish yourself this way?
03:23You'll never meet a woman like that.
03:27Who could that be at this hour?
03:32Hello, my name is Vivacia.
03:36Uh, excuse me for one moment, please.
03:39Yes, yes, yes.
03:40Oh, thank you.
03:40Yes, yes, yes, yes.
03:41Aha!
03:42Won't you come in, please?
03:43Thank you.
03:46Thank you.
03:46Then I graduated from Obscure Cartoonist College, and the rest, as they say, is history.
03:51Oh, wow.
03:53Three minutes, and he hasn't spilled anything on her.
03:55Oh, John, that's so fascinating.
03:58We could be heading for a record.
04:00Rawr!
04:01John, this is such a wonderful conversation.
04:04Uh-huh.
04:04How about if we continue it over dinner at my house?
04:08Tonight?
04:09It'll be midnight before I can get there.
04:12Oh, and would you do one little thing for me?
04:15For you?
04:16Anything?
04:17Wear a baseball uniform.
04:19Huh?
04:19I love a man in a baseball uniform.
04:22A baseball uniform?
04:23I left you my address up on Gravestone Road.
04:26Be there at 12 sharp.
04:29Bye-bye.
04:33Excuse me, guys.
04:35I gotta go put on my baseball uniform and go up to Gravestone Road.
04:38Let's just hope John's dream girl doesn't turn out to be a nightmare.
04:42Huh?
04:46I can't believe I'm having dinner with my favorite DV star.
04:49But I still don't understand why I had to wear this uniform.
04:52You will, once I show you my collection.
04:56This meal is quite, um, different.
04:59What is it?
05:00Bat.
05:01Bat?
05:02Oh, you don't mean the kind that flies around in horror movies.
05:08You're kidding.
05:09You're not kidding.
05:10Well, what is this side dish I'm eating?
05:13Bat.
05:14Bat.
05:14All I eat is bat.
05:15If you don't like it, my little pet Spot will eat it.
05:19Ah, yes.
05:20Spot will eat it.
05:21Here, Spot.
05:23Spot.
05:31Gee, look at the time.
05:32I have to go.
05:33But thank you for a lovely dinner, and I don't feel too pretty good in that.
05:35John, you can't leave now.
05:38You haven't seen my collection.
05:40Collection?
05:41What is it?
05:42Stamps?
05:43Coins?
05:43Oh, it's a lot better than stamps or coins.
05:48Magic wand of ancient eyes.
05:50Bring this mortal down to size.
06:01What's your...
06:02I'm here.
06:05What kind of collection do you...
06:08Vivacia, you're very nice, and I know you're very big on TV.
06:13I'm very big here, too, compared to you.
06:37Not only do you get to see my collection, you get to be a part of it.
06:46Vivacia, let me out of here.
06:48You can't do this.
06:49You can't do this.
06:50Don't waste your strength, fella.
06:53There's no way out.
06:54We've tried.
07:00But the food's not bad.
07:01If you like bad.
07:06Hop up, Ode.
07:07We're watching the all-soup channel.
07:09Clam chowder.
07:11Wait, here comes my favorite.
07:12Chicken soup with matzo ball.
07:14We interrupt this soup for a news break.
07:17No!
07:18Not in the middle of the matzo ball!
07:20Police report that they have no new leads in the disappearance over the last week of eight men.
07:25Who cares?
07:27For this, they're interrupting my soups?
07:28All were last seen in the area of Gravestone Road, and all were wearing baseball uniforms.
07:34Put the matzo balls back on.
07:37It's almost time for split pee.
07:39Then there's minestrone, and...
07:42Odee, those men who are missing, they went up to Gravestone Road wearing baseball uniforms.
07:48John just went up to Gravestone Road wearing a baseball uniform.
07:53We have to save him, Odee.
07:55We have to rescue John before...
07:57Wait, Odee.
07:59We can't save John.
08:01It's impossible.
08:02Why?
08:03Because this cartoon is over.
08:06No, not now.
08:07Stay tuned after this break and see if we can rescue John.
08:11Boy, I hope this isn't a two-parter.
08:20Hmm, the old stare-em-in-the-face-until-he-wakes-up routine isn't working.
08:26And the slap-em-silly-with-a-cattail routine isn't making it either.
08:30Time to call in the heavy artillery.
08:33Odee?
08:39Yes.
08:40It's the cold nose-in-the-middle-of-the-back routine.
08:42Gets them every time.
08:52I'm Dick Drake.
08:53The story of the world's most cowardly duck.
08:55Plus commentary by Andy Goody Bird.
08:57Tonight on 7 Minutes.
09:007 Minutes.
09:01A weekly magazine of investigative journalism and general nosing around.
09:05Now, here once again is News Duck Dick Drake.
09:09Thank you.
09:10Many of us live our lives in fear of something...
09:12Have you ever noticed how facial tissues don't pop up the way they used to?
09:16Wait, can you wait?
09:16Why do they call them facial tissues?
09:18Get off, you!
09:19Come on at the end of the show!
09:21Ahem.
09:22Yes.
09:23We live our lives in fear and no one lives in more fear than Wade Duck, as we discovered when
09:30we recently visited Orson's farm.
09:34Oh, Wade, the radio's broken.
09:38Hey, Wade, come look at this cowardly duck on TV.
09:45Is Wade Duck the most cowardly creature on the face of this planet?
09:49Boy, that duck sure looks scared.
09:52Scared?
09:53I was just thinking he looked delicious.
09:56Come on, Weep.
09:57A duck that lacking in courage ought to be a cinch to catch.
10:01His psychiatrist, Dr. Edward R. Furrow, explained to us about phobias.
10:07A phobia is a, shall we say, an unreasonable fear.
10:12A terror, if you will, of some item or condition.
10:17In fact, according to Dr. Furrow, Wade Duck suffers from 700 and...
10:23Did you ever notice how it's almost impossible to bend one of those wire coat hangers into
10:27an exact likeness of Meryl Streep?
10:29Now, Shelley Duvall, that's a different deal.
10:32Your spot comes later.
10:35As I was saying, Wayne Duck suffers from 714 separate phobias, including zibitophobia,
10:44the fear of getting trapped in a phone booth with a band of backbite players, or tiltophobia,
10:49the fear of having your doctor play video games on your x-ray.
10:53Help!
10:55Rats, 2,000 more points and I could have taken out his appendix.
11:00Or worst of all,
11:01zanafraba,
11:02wikar, duvelkamp ganaputikedi,
11:05tiktindalwikantavori, brontis, zibbi, neidi, hakakidi, kapaini phobia,
11:09the fear of having to read silly named phobias with ridiculously long names.
11:18I don't care, read them.
11:20You never did.
11:21Well, this is Orson's farm, like on TV, but there ain't no duck there.
11:26No, there ain't no nobody here.
11:28Now, hold on, there's a note.
11:29I'm reading it.
11:30Gone to city to watch TV show about Wade live.
11:34Bye, signed Orson and everybody.
11:36P.S. I'm very worried, signed Wade.
11:39Of course, that's right.
11:41They'd all be down watching that TV show.
11:43Come on, Wade.
11:44Yeah, okay, I'm...
11:46It occurred to us that some of you might like to meet this cowardly duck in person.
11:52Wade, he's introducing you.
11:54No chance, no, no, no chance.
11:56There is no way in the world they are going to get me out on that stage on live TV.
12:02Would you welcome, please, Wade Duck.
12:07Absolutely, puzzelutely nowhere to get me out onto that stage.
12:11I gotta get a new agent.
12:14Now then, Wade Duck, the one question I think we'd all like answered is...
12:19Did you ever notice how there's 46 slices in a loaf of bread,
12:23but there's only 29 pieces of bologna in a package?
12:26Why is that?
12:31Did you ever notice how when you get thrown out of a second story window...
12:36Your whole body gets kind of sore?
12:39That's so annoying.
12:45Excuse us.
12:46Is this where they do that TV thing?
12:48Yeah, right inside.
12:52And did you ever notice how hard these sidewalks are?
12:55I hate the feeling of concrete, especially if it's cold.
12:59Tell us, Wade, why are you such a coward?
13:02Why am I such a coward?
13:05Why?
13:07Well, I guess it's because I don't have any faith in me.
13:13I always think no matter what comes along, I cannot handle it.
13:17I mean, I know sometimes I can, and I do.
13:21About once a season on the show, I actually do something kind of heroic, you know.
13:27But I look at everybody else, and all I see is how brave and capable they are.
13:31How they can do things.
13:36You're so brave.
13:38Me?
13:39Brave?
13:40What do I do that's so brave?
13:42Well, you come out here, and you do a TV show with a million-uns of people watching.
13:48Millions of people?
13:50They're all watching at you, staring on you.
13:54They are.
13:55If you make a mistake, they all see it.
13:57They do.
13:58Every one of them sees it.
14:01They're all watching you, judging you, criticizing you, bewitching you.
14:08Yeah, and if you know what's good for you, you'll get out of here like I'm looking at you.
14:14I'm going to put me.
14:16I got him.
14:17I got the duck boss.
14:19Let's get out of here.
14:24Mr. Drake, hurry.
14:25Stop him.
14:26I got me.
14:26I can't.
14:27I can't.
14:28Everyone's looking at me.
14:29Me, me, me.
14:30And the people are, are, are, are, um...
14:33I have to do everything myself.
14:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
15:06¿Es es seguro ahora?
15:11¿Puedo entender lo que está pasando ahora, Wade?
15:15¿Puedo? ¿El gran TV reporter?
15:19¡Depo, todo está bien, nos preocupa.
15:21¡Como nos da mejor trabajo de lo que te hagan de lo que te hace.
15:24¿Sabes lo que estoy muy preocupado?
15:26¿Sabes lo que se trata de la linteta que se da de la venta?
15:30¡Oh, estoy muy preocupado, también!
15:32¡Esto es que se trata de la excesa de la phobia!
15:35Tal vez que a la loca de los puestos de los puttos de pudiendo.
15:39No, no, no.
15:39I worry about that all the time.
15:41Bueno, ¡that!
15:43Es blochifolia.
15:44Blochifolia.
15:45¿Ever notice how lame the endings de muchos de estos shows son?
15:49¿Alguien es siempre raviando o en el distrito?
15:52¿Eso es que es eso?
15:53Es solo un camino a la manera.
15:55¿Y lo es tan divertido en el distrito?
16:05A los de ustedes que estábamos teniendo, espero que tengan una buena excusa de estar tarde.
16:10¡John se fue a un maravilloso con una hermosa mujer que juega los películas en TV!
16:16Spot, sea un buen chico y guarde un vistazo a nuestros invitados.
16:22¡Es cierto! ¡Has finalmente terminado mi set!
16:26¡Call el grupo de toda la comunidad y decirles que ven a verlo!
16:29¡Vale a esto! ¡Beware de la espalda de fuego de la dragon!
16:35Relax, si hay un gran dragon guardado en esta casa, yo soy Bugs Bunny.
16:51¿Qué es, Doc?
17:01Hey, no es muy malo que spit.
17:06I thought I felt hot breath behind me.
17:10Hey, why couldn't you install a microwave like everyone else?
17:25Hey, Dragon, do people always run the other way when you enter a room?
17:32Do you have any friends?
17:33I mean, aside from the ones you've barbecued.
17:36How about ladies?
17:40Maybe it's your breath.
17:42Hey, my.
17:44That's why we invented a great new mouthwash we call
17:47Boy, Your Breath Smells Like a Prehistoric Monsters.
17:51Yes, Boy, Your Breath Smells Like a Prehistoric Monsters comes in this large economy size,
17:56specially made for cold-blooded mythological beasts and physical education instructors.
18:01Want a free sample?
18:01Open wide.
18:18It's, it's out.
18:20My fire is out.
18:23I've been mean and full of fire ever since I ate at that bad Mexican restaurant.
18:29How can I thank you?
18:31Give me the address of that restaurant.
18:34Oh, right.
18:35Have you seen our friend John around here?
18:37Uh, about this tall, wearing a baseball uniform?
18:42No, he's about 5'11".
18:44Not anymore.
18:46Come on.
18:49Uh-oh.
18:50Looks like she's got company.
18:52Well, hello, Igor.
18:54Oh, it's so nice to see you, Frankie.
18:57Wolfie, I love what you've done with your hair.
19:02I haven't seen an uglier group since Nermal's family reunion.
19:06She's invited all her friends over to watch a baseball game.
19:10Hold it.
19:12As someone who knows TV listings by heart, I'm sure there's no baseball game on tonight.
19:17Uh-huh.
19:18Who said anything about TV?
19:24Quiet, all of you.
19:26May I present to you...
19:29The Very Little League.
19:37Who do you think we're going to play?
19:39It doesn't matter.
19:40Whoever it is, they'll be the Giants.
19:43You're going to play the Rodents.
19:46The Rodents?
19:47Is that some new expansion team?
19:49Hardly.
19:53We're facing a team of rats?
19:55Well, they have to play better than Cleveland.
20:03We have to get John out of there.
20:05How do we change him back?
20:07You have to get your hand on Vivaceous Magic Wand.
20:11See it there in her belt?
20:13Okay.
20:14A brilliant plan.
20:16As soon as I come up with one, you'll be the first to know.
20:22And Arbuckle's on the mound.
20:25Right at the plate with a 3-2 count.
20:27The crowd eagerly awaits the pitch.
20:29Hey, Peanuts, get your peanuts here.
20:31Can't enjoy the...
20:32Get away from me.
20:33Kid, you're bothered.
20:33Can't enjoy the game without peanuts.
20:36Arbuckle winds up and throws.
20:41And it's a high fly ball.
20:43The pitcher signals for an infield catch.
20:45I got it.
20:46I got it.
20:50Run, Rat, run.
20:53My wand.
20:54My wand is gone.
20:56Lose something, oh wicked witch of the West.
21:01Everyone, get that cat.
21:04I must have my wand back.
21:07This is me leaving.
21:09The game has been called on account of player enlargement.
21:19Wait a minute.
21:21I can turn them into the most repulsive creatures in the world.
21:25Creatures who can never tell anyone about this.
21:34Yes, now they're all street mimes.
21:38Horrible.
21:40Hey, you guys.
21:41It's windy.
21:47Here, you take this.
21:48It's too dangerous for me.
21:55Good boy, Odie.
21:57Let's see if we can get John home before he wakes up.
22:00Thanks, Spot.
22:01Thanks for everything, guys.
22:03Come back anytime.
22:05Nothing personal, but we won't.
22:08Can't blame him.
22:13And the missing men have been found unharmed, though they refuse to explain where they've been.
22:19Of course, nobody would ever believe him.
22:22John's awake?
22:24Let's see how he is.
22:26Meanwhile, TV horror movie hostess Vidasha appears to be missing.
22:31Oh, what a headache.
22:34Guys, I had the weirdest dream.
22:37You know that lady on TV with the monster movies?
22:40I dreamed I met her.
22:41And she...
22:42No.
22:43No, it's too ridiculous.
22:46Forget it.
22:47Come on, Odie.
22:48Let's go watch more soups on TV.
22:50There's a full hour coming up devoted to gumbo.
22:54What a silly dream.
22:55Dragons and rats playing baseball and me being shrunk.
23:00Thank goodness it was only a...
23:08Oh...
23:29Oh...
23:31Oh...
23:33Oh...
23:34Oh...
23:35Oh...
23:36Oh...
23:40Gracias por ver el video.
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