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00:03¡Garfield and Friends!
00:48¡Garfield and Friends!
00:54This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet.
01:06Hold it. Stop the music, please.
01:10Before we start this cartoon, I have to explain something.
01:13Take it up, please.
01:15This episode is about John's niece, Shannon.
01:19This is Shannon.
01:20We have a slight problem here since Shannon doesn't speak English.
01:24She speaks valley.
01:26Observe.
01:27Like, for sure.
01:29Like, I mean, this is, like, so totally awesome.
01:32It's, like, grody to the max.
01:34See the problem?
01:35Joining us is the noted professor of obscure adolescent languages, Dr. E. Daryl Moonunit.
01:43Dr. Moonunit, would you interpret, please?
01:46Yes, yes.
01:47The young lady just said, this is amazing and yet disgusting.
01:53For sure, dude.
01:54The young lady just said, certainly, sir.
01:57Dr. Moonunit will be appearing throughout this cartoon to translate Shannon's lines for us all.
02:03Title card, please.
02:06Be quiet, trusted assistant.
02:08We don't want them to hear us.
02:12Quiet.
02:13Do you want to give us away?
02:16Then don't say anything.
02:18Here, hold this.
02:19Now, we must zero in on our quarry.
02:23No signs of intelligent life there.
02:26Or there.
02:28And certainly not there.
02:30Wait a minute.
02:32Okay, Shannon, that's...
02:33Like, no way, like, no way.
02:35Uh-uh, no, I...
02:36Who's that teenage girl and what is she doing here?
02:39That's so good.
02:40That's so good.
02:42That's John's niece.
02:43Her parents left her here for the day.
02:46Uh-huh.
02:47The mall is only a few blocks away,
02:49but I don't think it would be a good idea for you to go there, Shannon.
02:51But I am, like, so totally icicle here, Uncle John.
02:56Totally.
02:59Yes, the young lady said that her life at John's abode is quite uninteresting.
03:05Your folks will be back for you tonight.
03:07You want to watch me draw cartoons until they get here?
03:09Like, no way.
03:10I mean, gag me with a spoon.
03:12Like, this is so totally grody,
03:14I could, like, toss my macaroons.
03:18I do not.
03:19The very suggestion makes me nauseous.
03:21I'm sorry, Shannon,
03:23but I have to work,
03:23and you can't go to the mall.
03:25I'll put you in the den,
03:25and you can watch TV in there.
03:28Come, true blue sidekick.
03:30Let us keep our eyes peeled for traces of marinara
03:33as we stalk the wild spaghetti.
03:54¡Gracias por ver!
04:05The gentleman expects me to watch television, but the only programming is boring and disgusting.
04:12I'll bet, like, the mall is, like, this way.
04:15I would wager that the shopping center is in a northwesterly direction.
04:20Shannon!
04:22The service here is really going downhill.
04:25Relax, guys. I'm not serving dinner until I find Shannon.
04:28Trusted assistant.
04:32Me?
04:33Yes, you.
04:36We have a mission. We must go in search of the last Valley Girl.
04:43Come, trusted assistant. Make sure you bring the supplies.
04:51Meatloaf sandwich.
04:55The trail has grown cold and ancient, I'm afraid.
04:59To say nothing of this meatloaf.
05:01I don't know where to look for her.
05:04You do?
05:05Since when do you have ideas?
05:07Hey, wait for me. I'm the explorer here.
05:10Ta-da!
05:10Yes, the traditional lair of the Valley Girl.
05:15The mall.
05:17And just in time.
05:19We're out of sand...
05:21Uh, supplies.
05:23Careful, faithful companion.
05:25We are nearing dangerous, uncharted territory.
05:30Be ever alert.
05:32Especially for the warning sound that signals a stampede of wild, crazed beasts.
05:38Attention shoppers, the blue light sale is now on in Ferguson's shoe store.
05:43That's the warning sound.
05:45Here comes the stampede.
05:49Oh, faithful companion.
05:54I sense that a dangerous animal lurks close by.
05:57Hey, no animals allowed in here.
05:59It looks like that deadliest of species, Securitus Guardius.
06:07Hey! You come back here!
06:10Like far out in Austin, Dads?
06:13The young lady says this event resembles one that strains credibility, gentlemen.
06:19Hurry, assistant. We have to outrun him.
06:22And we're doing it.
06:24We're too fast for him.
06:26We're miles ahead of him.
06:28Hmm?
06:28We left him far behind.
06:31We can stop and rest.
06:37Oh, no.
06:38Okay.
06:42Like in a memento, dude.
06:45The young lady says, at one moment, sir.
06:48This is totally tubular.
06:50Like gag my vibes with an awesome tuna fish.
06:54Ah, your guess isn't as good as mine, folks.
06:57Okay, let's go.
06:58Like, wait. Those are like my uncle's pets, you know?
07:01Then I can give you a ticket for bringing them into the mall.
07:04A ticket? Like, no way.
07:05Like way.
07:06No way.
07:07Way.
07:07No way.
07:08Way.
07:09No way.
07:10Way.
07:10We have to get out of this trap, faithful companion.
07:13Hold tight.
07:14No way.
07:15Way.
07:18Well, it seems like we have another blue light spin all over by the escalator.
07:23Oh, no.
07:32I lost all track of time.
07:34Uncle John is like going to go totally freak city on me.
07:38Don't bother, Professor.
07:40Even I know what that means.
07:43I should be mad at you wandering away like that, Shannon.
07:47But since you promised not to do it again...
07:50Tuna casserole.
07:51We go through all that and John serves tuna casserole.
07:55What's wrong, folks?
07:57Grouty to the max.
07:58Gag us with a spoon, dude.
08:00You're going to eat it.
08:02No way.
08:04No way.
08:05No way.
08:06Way.
08:06Way.
08:07No way.
08:08Join us next week as Garfield and his loyal companion go in search of real food.
08:53The postman was late today, Roy.
08:55Oh, I see.
08:55Well, I'm here for my fan mail.
08:58Stand back.
08:58Or you might get buried under a veritable avalanche of letters from my adoring public.
09:03Oh, here it comes.
09:12Well, at least I got one letter from some devoted Roy fan.
09:16Dear Roy, since you don't seem to have much to do on the show lately,
09:19can you get me autographs of Wade Orson Booker Sheldon Poe?
09:25Another letter from Mom.
09:26I hope this book is worth $97.
09:30$97?
09:31For a book?
09:33What's it about?
09:34How to not get ripped off when buying mail order.
09:36Hey, look at this package.
09:38It's addressed to Bo.
09:39Oh, yeah, and it looks like it has air holes in it.
09:43Like something inside is alive.
09:46Alive?
09:47That's ridiculous.
09:48There couldn't be anything alive inside that box, guys.
09:51Orson is right.
09:52There couldn't be anything alive in that...
09:54In the...
09:55In the...
09:56In the...
09:58Package.
09:59Not...
10:00Not...
10:01Not a chance.
10:02Chance that there's anything alive in that box.
10:06No, sir.
10:07No.
10:07Oh, um...
10:08Orson?
10:09Yes?
10:10Tell me again why there couldn't be anything alive in that package.
10:14Well, let's open it up and see who or what it is.
10:17Oh, I hope it's not a what.
10:19Hold it, Roy.
10:20It's addressed to Bo.
10:21So?
10:22So?
10:22Orson's right.
10:23It's not right to open someone else's mail.
10:25Well, but Bo won't be back until late tonight.
10:28Well, then I'll just hold on to this and he can open it when he gets home.
10:32Hey, what do you suppose is in there?
10:37Maybe it's a monster.
10:39In a box?
10:40Maybe it's a mail order monster.
10:43Well, I'm not the least bit curious.
10:45Neither am I.
10:46And neither am I.
10:47And I sightly have it the slightest ounce of curiosity as to what could be inside the box addressed to
10:55Bo's sheep, not one bit.
10:59Let's take a look.
11:00Come on.
11:00Maybe it's a dog.
11:01Hey, something is a turtle.
11:03Let me see.
11:03Time out.
11:07Bo will open his package when he returns.
11:10End of discussion.
11:12I don't really care what's in it.
11:15Neither do we.
11:15I could not care less if I tried very hard not to care.
11:23What's in there?
11:27I can't wait up for Bo.
11:29He'll have to get his package in the morning.
11:32Those guys.
11:33Wondering what's in it.
11:35I sure am glad I'm not curious.
11:39Maybe it is a monkey or a squirrel or...
11:41Oh, listen to me.
11:42I'm getting to be as bad as the rest of them.
11:45Or maybe a gerbil or a hamster.
11:49Maybe it's a baby wolf creature.
11:51Or a giant monster robot.
11:54A giant monster robot?
11:56In a box this big?
11:58Well, maybe it's a small giant monster robot.
12:01Maybe it's an octopus creature with long tentacles that will reach out of the box and grab us all and
12:06pull us down into the box where we'll never be seen again.
12:10Oh, kind of crowded in there.
12:15That's what's in the box, Sheldon.
12:17I know it.
12:18A horrible, slimy, yucky, repulsive octopus creature that will get us all.
12:24We don't.
12:26It's from outer space.
12:28I know it is.
12:29It's the advanced scout from the planet Plurion.
12:33It's here to eat the Earth.
12:36And it beats the Earth.
12:37The nourishment will make it bigger and bigger.
12:39And it'll eat bigger things.
12:40Rounds and mountains and trucks and donut shops.
12:43And pretty soon, nothing will be able to stop it.
12:46Pretty soon, it'll have the city in its grasp.
12:48And people will be asking,
12:49Oh, why didn't we stop it?
12:52It was just a box address to Bo.
12:54And then, once it's conquered us, it will descend on us and we've got to stop it.
13:02It's got a monster in it.
13:04I know it.
13:05An awful green duck scaring robot monster.
13:08Or maybe it's a big oak.
13:10A giant gorilla.
13:11Or an abominable snowman.
13:12Yeah, it could be.
13:14A abominable snowman.
13:16Or worse, two abominable snowmen.
13:18No, just one.
13:19Or a giant dinosaur.
13:21A brontosaurus.
13:22No, a tyrannosaurus.
13:23They're scarier.
13:25Or a Dracula-type guy with bat rings.
13:27Or maybe a giant spider.
13:29What am I saying?
13:31It couldn't be a giant spider.
13:33It's a gorilla.
13:34No, I did that.
13:35Maybe it's a mummy.
13:37Or a vicious bear.
13:38Or an insurance agent.
13:39Or a space rhino.
13:41Or a...
13:42It doesn't matter what it is.
13:44Whatever it is.
13:45I'm afraid of it.
13:48We've got to open that box and find out for sure which monster it is.
13:52Oh, gee.
13:53We have to get that thing in the box before it gets us.
13:56So, gee.
13:57Orson says that we can't open Bo's package.
14:00But this is an emergency.
14:02We'll open the box.
14:03I've got to stop it.
14:04Stop it.
14:05Stop it, all of you.
14:08Please, Orson.
14:09Can we open the...
14:10No, it's addressed to Bo, and you can't open Bo's mail.
14:15Can I, like, open it, man?
14:17No, Bo.
14:18This is Bo's package, and you can't open it, Bo.
14:21Only Bo...
14:23Open your package, Bo.
14:26I know it's a monster.
14:28I know it's a robot monster.
14:35It's...
14:35It's...
14:36Yes, it's me, Nirmal.
14:39It's like a kitten, man.
14:41Not just any kitten, but the cutest kitten in the whole wide world.
14:46What are you doing in that box?
14:49Garfield Cat stuck me in this box.
14:51He was going to mail me to Abu Dhabi, but he didn't have enough stamps.
14:56Oh, so he, like, sent you here?
14:58Yes.
14:59And now, you lucky folks, you get to have me around.
15:04What do you do?
15:06I just act cute.
15:08I lie on my back and make you rub my belly.
15:11Or I taste my tail in a circle.
15:13Or I swat it a fly.
15:15And since I'm so cute, you all wait on me because cute kittens never do any work.
15:21What do you say?
15:22One moment.
15:24Uh, I do have one idea.
15:26Nirmal, we've made a decision.
15:28Yeah, we've decided on the perfect place for you.
15:32Really?
15:32What is it?
15:38Return to sender.
15:40P.S.
15:41We'd rather have the monster.
15:44That's the eighth time this month.
15:47Some things you just can't give away.
15:50Where am I?
15:51Is this Garfield's house again?
15:53Have I been sent back again?
15:55Doesn't anyone appreciate cute anymore?
15:57What are you doing?
16:13Pie?
16:16Pie...
16:16I smell pie.
16:18Definite pie.
16:19I must have some of it.
16:21Better still, I must have all of it
16:27Yes, it is pie
16:30Real, live, in-person, except no substitutes, pie
16:34Pie, glorious pie
16:40It's too high up
16:41What can I stand on to reach it?
16:44A bulldog perfect
16:46How considerate are these people to provide a bulldog for me to stand on
16:50So I can get this glorious, wonderful, delicious bulldog
16:55And now, ladies and gentlemen, my impression of a roadrunner
16:59Beep, beep
17:06Well, am I going to let one angry bulldog keep me from the wonders and delights of fresh pie?
17:13Sure looks that way
17:15One moment, fellow feline
17:18What do you think you're doing?
17:20I don't think
17:21I know
17:22I'm giving up
17:23Giving up?
17:24I hate to see such a thing
17:27My card
17:29The feline philosopher, motivational speaker?
17:33That's right
17:34If you allow me, I shall motivate you
17:37Inspire you to go forth and move mountains
17:40What have I got to lose?
17:43Okay, lay a little motivation on me, fella
17:45Excellent
17:47Music, please
17:49Hey there, kitty cat
17:51You say you dug your claws into your owner's new mattress
17:55And you find out it's a waterbed
17:58Spritzo
17:59And someone keeps building sandcastles in your litter box
18:05And you went to kick a puppy off the table
18:08And it turned out to be a cast iron statue of lint in tin
18:14And your master just got a deal on a canned cat food made up out of soybean hearts and duck
18:21feet
18:22And that nearsighted pitbull down the block keeps telling you you're awful cute when you're angry
18:29And they just put a tax on hairballs
18:33Is that what's putting meow in meow today, fluffy?
18:40Well, lift your head up high and take a walk on a hot tin roof
18:44Claw your way to a new tomorrow
18:46You'll show the world
18:48You'll tell them where to get off
18:50You'll never give up
18:51Never give up
18:52Never give up
18:53That wind-up mouse
18:57You're right
18:58I'll show that mutt
19:00I am so proud
19:03I'm gonna get that, Pi
19:21If I can't go under the dog, I'll go over him
19:24Pi, here I come
19:32Maybe it's apple pie
19:33Or lemon meringue
19:35Or boysenberry
19:36Or custard
19:39Maybe I'm doomed
19:40Or finished
19:41Or faced with certain demise
19:43Or history
19:43Look, it's Elvis
20:00You cannot admit defeat now
20:03Oh, yes I can
20:05I'm getting lots of practice
20:07What you need is more inspiration
20:09No
20:10I need more bandages
20:11Inspiration I can do without
20:14Hey there, Bunky
20:16You say, Nermal the kitten is staying with you till Christmas
20:20And it's only March the 3rd
20:23And that nearsighted pit bull just won't leave you alone
20:28Now he wants your paw print
20:30And you just got cable TV
20:33With 73 channels
20:35And they're all showing an infomercial for a home raisin peeler
20:40And the police just arrested your teddy bear for bank robbery
20:45They say he was positively identified by a raggedy and doll
20:50And you accidentally ate a platter of dog food
20:54And now your tongue's getting longer
20:56And your IQ is going down
20:58And your purr is beginning to sound like a bark
21:03And the government just announced a severe shortage of lasagna
21:08Is that what's rubbing your fur the wrong way, Sylvester?
21:14Well, lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun
21:17Keep your chin up, all three of them
21:19And you'll show the world
21:21You'll show them all
21:22Remember, people who live in glass houses
21:27Get embarrassed a lot
21:29No, I won't give up
21:32I will succeed
21:33I will try a...
21:34That's the spirit
21:35And I know just how to get that pie
21:37Hey, what are you doing?
21:40Let go of me
21:42Not in there, please
21:45Let go of me
21:47Get your teeth out of me
21:50Hey, you can accomplish anything if you're properly motivated
21:55Now there's nothing that can keep me from that pie
21:58Wonderful pie
21:59It's mine
22:00All mine
22:01And I'm gonna get it right now
22:05Hey, who's house is this?
22:09Heeeeee
22:10Cat!
22:11They let me back on the show!
22:16Binky!
22:17I thought we traded him to Hanna-Barbera for two funny dogs and a duck to be named later
22:21And I have lots of lost time to make up!
22:25Help!
22:27Help!
22:31I don't know, maybe I'm just not cut out to be a motivational speaker
22:38What happened to you?
22:40I got hit with all the pies Binky had saved up since his last appearance
22:45Mind if I sit?
22:48You see, a mad clown covered you with lemon meringue
22:52Yeah
22:53And a furious bulldog is stalking the city, looking for you
22:58Probably
22:59Is that what's got you down, Bunky?
23:03Well, lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with that dignity and stick to it
23:07If it's a new show to the world!
23:09You'll show them where to get off!
23:10You'll never give up!
23:11Never give up!
23:12Never give up!
23:43You'll never give up!
23:43Beep!
23:45Beep!
23:45Beep!
23:45Beep!
23:46Beep
23:46Beep!
23:47Gracias.
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