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00:03Hey, how much longer we got to help out with this thing?
00:06Hey, all the parents have to do their time.
00:09Come on.
00:09You don't see Bill Parker complaining.
00:11Oh, Bill Parker.
00:14Mr. Look at me.
00:15I'm king of the carnival.
00:17Oh, come on.
00:18He's doing it for the school.
00:20He's a good father.
00:22Oh, what?
00:22He's a better father than me?
00:24Is that what you're saying?
00:24I'm not a good father?
00:25You want to be a good father?
00:26Go help out in the child care room.
00:30I'll go.
00:30They got a TV in there.
00:34Hey, Barone.
00:35What happened?
00:35Oh.
00:36What are you doing?
00:37Hey.
00:37No, Parker.
00:38I'm just doing this.
00:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:39Give me that.
00:40I can do that.
00:41Thank you very much.
00:42You got it?
00:42Yeah.
00:42We're ready to finish the rest of the booth frames.
00:44I could use some muscle.
00:46Let's rock.
00:49I'll be back to check on those, and I better be spot free, okay?
00:53This isn't like home where I let that stuff slide.
00:58Hey, hey.
01:00Come on.
01:01My ankles.
01:02You wet my ankles.
01:02What's wrong with you?
01:03That's toxic, that stuff.
01:05That sinks right through the socks and into the skull.
01:09I like the Buster Chops.
01:11Keep her in mind.
01:18All right, Barone.
01:20See if you can fasten it.
01:21All right.
01:23All right, Parker.
01:23It's just fastening, right?
01:25Not like we're doing rocket...
01:27Ah, oh!
01:28Oh, mother of God.
01:31Again?
01:33You're okay there?
01:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37Many!
01:40Maybe you should do something a little less strenuous.
01:46How about stenciling with the ladies?
01:48No.
01:49No.
01:50I don't have to do stenciling.
01:52I can do this.
01:53The only reason I cut myself is because I'm used to working with the big tools.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Hi, Dad!
02:00Hey, Tyler.
02:01Hey.
02:01Look at all my new Hackadoo cards.
02:03Oh, Hackadoo.
02:04You can't believe how they love the Hackadoo.
02:07I can believe anything you can.
02:08Probably more.
02:11You traded, Dad.
02:13Let's see what you have there, son.
02:15Ooh.
02:16Venapod, Rainwiffle, E-Jazz.
02:18Hey, let's see what...
02:19Yeah!
02:19Let's see what you got there.
02:22Scram...
02:22Oh, Scrome.
02:24Scrammyzor.
02:25Scrammyzor.
02:25Let me see him.
02:27Don't get blood on him.
02:30Wait a minute.
02:32Allie, you gave away all your cards for just one card?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Now, Tyler, that doesn't seem quite fair, does it?
02:37It's okay.
02:38No, no.
02:39Allie, Mr. Parker's right.
02:41You gave away all your cards there.
02:42Tyler, let me have Allie's cards back.
02:44Dad!
02:45Tyler, I don't want to hear it.
02:46Come on, let's have those cards.
02:47Hmm?
02:50Sorry about this, Perron.
02:51No, it's okay.
02:53Daddy.
02:54Allie, it's okay.
02:55Daddy's handling this.
02:56Go ahead.
02:56Thanks.
02:57Thanks, dear Parker.
02:58Hey, you're welcome.
03:00I don't usually interfere in these things, but sometimes that's a dad's job.
03:03Hmm, yeah.
03:04And you taught him a good lesson there, too.
03:06Okay, I'll see you later.
03:07Wait, where are you going?
03:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:09I thought I would go stencil him, like you said.
03:13Well, stenciling's right there.
03:14Oh.
03:15Oh, there it is.
03:15Okay, thank you.
03:31You can make that shot.
03:33You want to go one-on-one right now?
03:39Ray, what is wrong with you?
03:40Oh, I know this.
03:41I know this, love.
03:46Allie told me you just undid her hacky-do trade with Bill Parker's boy.
03:50He's a lousy dad.
03:52Give me another one.
03:54Shut up.
03:56Yeah, she was giving away all her cards for one card.
03:58I saved her from getting ripped off.
03:59That's all.
04:00Well, what just happened?
04:01Oh, come on, you see?
04:02You're making me miss it.
04:03Well, she's upset.
04:04That's the trade she wanted to make, all right?
04:06You've got to go back over to Bill Parker and undo what you undid.
04:09What are you getting so excited for?
04:11It's just stupid hacky-do cards.
04:13She'll get over it, okay?
04:14Wrong.
04:17What?
04:18You're wrong.
04:19They're not just cards.
04:21I've never seen these, uh, whatchamacallem, uh, hackensack cards?
04:26Hacky-do.
04:26Okay, whatever, whatever.
04:28But, uh, I know one thing.
04:30Kids love this card crap.
04:34When you were a kid, you were all loopy about Batman cards.
04:37You loved them.
04:38But our old picnic table was wobbly,
04:40and I took a bunch of those cards and stuck them under the leg.
04:45I remember that.
04:46They got destroyed in the rain.
04:48You're not going to cry, are you, Ray?
04:53No, that's the thing.
04:54He didn't cry.
04:55He just looked.
04:57Betrayed.
04:58It tore my heart out.
04:59I-I...
05:00I can't forget that look.
05:02Stop it!
05:06What?
05:07That looks!
05:09There it is!
05:10Stop it!
05:10I'm not doing anything!
05:11Don't lie!
05:13It-it's subtle, but it's there.
05:16Hey, I'm sorry about your cards already.
05:19It's the one thing I did wrong.
05:24The one thing.
05:28How about when I was ten years old,
05:29and you backed your car over my big toe?
05:36Doesn't ring a bell.
05:41Frank, I'm sick of this.
05:43Go clean your whiskers out of the sink.
05:47After you.
05:54Wait a second, Dad.
05:55That-the Batman thing is not the same, okay?
05:58Because you ruined my cards.
05:59I saved Allie's cards.
06:01She wanted to get rid of all the cards for one.
06:02Which is what she wanted to do.
06:04Oh, will you stop, please?
06:06Huh?
06:06It's over.
06:07What kind of cards?
06:08Nothing, Ma.
06:09Just this-this Korean thing the kids are into now.
06:12Oh, Hacky-Doo.
06:15What card did she have?
06:17See, I don't know.
06:17Scrammy something or a-
06:19A Scramazor?
06:21You know about this stuff?
06:22A little.
06:24Scramazor is the fastest creature on Hacky-Doo Mountain.
06:29He starts off as a slug-a-walk, very slow.
06:31And he can only evolve into a Scramazor
06:33if he gets the Sonic Crystal.
06:36That's why Scramazors are rare and valuable.
06:44I'm Grandma.
06:48I have this and candy.
06:53Well, wait, wait, wait a minute, Mom.
06:55How valuable is this Scrammy store card?
06:57Oh, you can't find them in the stores.
06:59Believe me, I looked.
07:00But if you find one mint condition,
07:02no creases,
07:03that's $65.
07:06$65?
07:07$65?
07:07Holy crap!
07:11This is the work of the North Koreans.
07:18So, you had a Scrammy store and you lost it?
07:21Yep.
07:22What do you know, Ray?
07:23Allie knew what she was doing all along.
07:25Or Parker did.
07:27What?
07:28You, sir, are a numbskull.
07:33Numskullowog.
07:35Now, wait a minute.
07:37Parker didn't know.
07:39He was just trying to show me what a great dad he is.
07:41He took you for a ride, Satchmo.
07:45Come on.
07:46Hey, wake up!
07:47You think this is just Hacky-Doo cards?
07:50You think it's about Daddy
07:51and setting a nice example for a little boy?
07:54This is business.
07:56This is $65.
07:59Pull your head out of your pants.
08:03No, Frank.
08:04Bill Parker's not like that.
08:06Where are you going?
08:08I got a little unfinished business
08:09with your boyfriend.
08:13Boyfriend?
08:15Well, this could explain why all the kids are blonde.
08:27And smart.
08:36Hi, Parker.
08:38Oh, hey, Brom.
08:39Listen, you know what?
08:40I was thinking about how we made the kids
08:41trade the Hacky-Doo cards back,
08:43and I kind of felt bad for Taylor.
08:46Tyler.
08:46Tyler.
08:47Yeah.
08:49No, no, he's fine.
08:50Yeah?
08:52Okay.
08:53All right.
08:53Because, you know, I know how kids are.
08:54You know, they seem fine,
08:56and later on they get all upset.
08:57So, you know, it's okay
08:58if your boy wants a trade back.
09:01Oh, thanks.
09:02You know, that's really nice of you, Brom.
09:04But that wouldn't be fair to Allie, would it?
09:06No, you're right.
09:07Yeah.
09:08You know what might be the fair, I think?
09:11To, like, even the trade out?
09:13Maybe Allie could give your son
09:16just a couple cards for that Scrabby something,
09:19whatever that thing, or whatever they call it.
09:21I don't know.
09:21They have the weirdest names.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Yeah, that Hacky-Doo.
09:25I think that's Korean for stupid Americans.
09:27Huh?
09:29Yeah.
09:29So, what do you say?
09:31Oh, thanks.
09:33Well, we should probably leave well enough alone.
09:36Don't you think?
09:38Okay, listen, you know,
09:41you want to know the truth?
09:44My mother has this connection with the kid
09:46and that card,
09:48and my mother kind of wants to give it to her
09:51because, you know, she's old.
09:56So, you know what?
09:57Why don't I just give you a couple bucks
09:58and you can get a couple more cards for your son,
10:01and I can tell Allie that my mother gave it to her
10:04and we make the old lady happy.
10:07You want to buy it?
10:08Yeah, I'll buy it.
10:09What?
10:09You know, just be done with it.
10:11Who cares?
10:12Whatever.
10:12So, what do you think?
10:13Like, three bucks?
10:14I was thinking more like a hundred.
10:20You knew.
10:23You knew, didn't you, Park?
10:25You knew all along.
10:26Yeah, like you didn't.
10:27Coming in here telling me sad stories about your mother.
10:30Everyone knows you hate your mother.
10:31That's my scramosaur.
10:33No, it's my scramosaur.
10:34You ripped me off.
10:35A deal's a deal.
10:36No Gibbsy's backseat.
10:37No, you Gibbsy's backseat first.
10:40Tough noogies, Barone.
10:42It isn't tough noogies.
10:48Wait till I tell my wife
10:50the guy she thinks is better than me
10:51is not.
10:55There's your king.
10:57There's your king.
10:57Long live the king, right?
10:59Taking advantage of a little girl.
11:01That's who you're working for.
11:02Don't...
11:03Quit.
11:03Don't work.
11:04Come on.
11:06Come on.
11:07He's taking advantage of all of you.
11:09He looks nice.
11:10He's the ice man.
11:11That's who he is.
11:12Come on, everybody.
11:14Come on.
11:15Come on.
11:16Let's go.
11:17Come on.
11:23Bye on Hacky-Doo Mountain
11:25Where the flames shoot forth in the night
11:29So it's love, the hacky-doo power
11:32The power of justice and mine
11:35Bye on, bye on, Hacky-Doo
11:37Bye on, bye on, Hacky-Doo
11:39Bye on, bye on, bye on, bye on, Hacky-Doo
11:44Bye on, bye on, Hacky-Doo
11:45Bye on, bye on, Hacky-Doo
11:47All right, all right.
11:49Easy, easy.
11:50Let's be careful.
11:51Uncle Robert has a booboo on his upper thigh.
11:57Daddy says it's too high in me.
12:04Okay, all right, that's enough TV.
12:06Who wants some sugar?
12:08Me!
12:12Daddy!
12:14Did you get my scripting sore back?
12:17Well, here's the thing, honey.
12:18It turns out that Mommy's hero, Mr. Parker, is a big stinking...
12:22Ray!
12:24No, I couldn't get the cards back, Allie.
12:27I tried.
12:28Oh.
12:29Yeah, I even went to a lot of stores.
12:30They don't have Hacky-Doo cards, but I did get you this.
12:33Huh?
12:34It's a troll on a pencil.
12:35Hey, hey.
12:36Whoa.
12:41Somebody needs a hair cone.
12:48Yeah, you gotta hand it to little Allie.
12:51She didn't cry.
12:53She just looked...
12:55betrayed.
12:59Well, why'd you get him hooked on the cards, anyway?
13:01Me?
13:02You're the one that had him watch the TV show.
13:04That leads to the cards.
13:05I didn't know that was the TV show.
13:06Just turn the TV on and keep him quiet.
13:08Why don't you try to read him a book once in a while?
13:10Oh, read, and that's your answer for everything, right?
13:12Do you even know how to read, Ray?
13:13Oh, I read, I dance, I'm pretty.
13:14All right, all right, all right.
13:16Here, save your marriage.
13:20Sammy's brother, Russell.
13:21He owns a comic book shop.
13:23He's got cards there.
13:24Russell's vintage comics?
13:26Yeah, he's a good guy.
13:28If anyone has Scrammy's, so he does.
13:29Wait a minute, wait a minute.
13:31This is in Hohocus, New Jersey, all right?
13:32I'm not going all the way out to frickin' Hohocus.
13:35Come on.
13:36It's an hour and a half.
13:37Some of that's still Indian territory.
13:41Ray, you know, look, you're like,
13:42I'm sorry, uh, Allie's upset,
13:44but I'll talk to her, all right?
13:45I'm putting an end to this card baloney.
13:49$65, come on.
13:50Buy him, buy him, hacky-do.
13:52Yeah, okay, knock it off, upper thigh hole.
14:01Allie, oh, those cards.
14:03Here, give me those for a second, okay?
14:04Listen, I want to talk to you.
14:06I want to talk to you.
14:06Come on.
14:08Look, I know, I know you want that Scrammy's or, but there are some people out there,
14:16and all they want to do is get rich, so they make kids think that things are more valuable
14:21than they really are.
14:23Things like, like pieces of paper with pictures on them.
14:27You mean, like money?
14:31No, no, no.
14:33No, money is important pieces of paper with pictures on it.
14:36Look, what Daddy doesn't like about the hacky-do people is that they've made you believe that
14:41this Scrammy's or thing is worth $65.
14:45$65?
14:46Yeah, yeah, that's why you wanted it, right?
14:49No.
14:50Well, why'd you trade all your cards for it?
14:53Because Scrammy's or is my favorite.
14:55I love them.
14:57Aww.
15:06What do you mean, you love them?
15:08That's the only reason you wanted it?
15:10Yeah.
15:16Come on.
15:37You're gonna be a bad boy, right?
15:41You're gonna be a bad man, right?
15:47You're gonna give me a jersey.
15:51How you doing?
15:55I'm looking for, uh, Russell.
15:57Is Russell here?
15:58Are you IRS?
16:00What?
16:01Are you with the IRS?
16:03No.
16:04You look like IRS.
16:07You do?
16:09No.
16:10That's just it.
16:11You don't.
16:15I'm, uh, I'm a friend of your sister, Amy.
16:19Oh, yeah?
16:20Yeah.
16:20I'm Russell.
16:21Yeah, Ray Barone.
16:21Robert's brother.
16:22Oh, Robert's brother.
16:24Get out.
16:26Thanks, Clarence.
16:27See you at the convention.
16:30Listen, uh, I just...
16:31Let me tell you about your brother.
16:33My little sister put two childbearing years into Gigantor.
16:37Then he dumps her without so much as a smack me bum.
16:42I don't really know what you mean, but I think Amy was the one who broke up with Robert without
16:48the smack your bum.
16:53Can you blame her?
16:54I mean, the guy's got no backbone.
16:56He can't commit to anything.
16:57What kind of person's that?
16:58Yeah, well, you know, Robert and I, we're really not that close.
17:01But, listen, um, I saw you had a sign saying you got hacky-do cards.
17:05We're close.
17:06Good day, sir.
17:09Listen.
17:10Listen to me, please.
17:11I just drove two hours in the rain and the traffic and my back is all sore and the only
17:16thing I had to eat was Cheerios on the seat of the car.
17:20Your brother was very lucky to have Amy.
17:22She's very supportive.
17:24Yeah, all right.
17:25She's the one who said open your comic book store when the rest of the family was saying
17:29up your medication.
17:35Look, I, I, I love Amy.
17:38Believe me.
17:39Your brother needs help.
17:40If he could just learn to love himself, he needs to learn to love himself.
17:48Well, you're right.
17:50You're right.
17:50I mean, that's the greatest love of all, right?
17:56Amy should be with you.
18:00Hey, don't think I haven't thought of that, you know?
18:06Hey, listen, um, okay, I need a certain type of hacky-do card.
18:12No, you don't.
18:13What?
18:13Yes.
18:14Yes, I do.
18:14My daughter needs a Scramasaur.
18:16Let me tell you about hacky-do.
18:18It's evil.
18:23Oh, God.
18:26It's got no substance, no truth.
18:28It's like junk food for the mind.
18:30It's kitty crack.
18:31Okay, it's, it's, it's kitty crack.
18:33I need $65 worth of it.
18:37How old is your daughter?
18:39Seven.
18:40Seven.
18:41I'll tell you what she needs.
18:46Are you familiar with little Lotta?
18:49You see, Lotta's a little girl with a bow on her head, and although she's morbidly obese,
18:53she still finds happiness.
19:05Do you have a partner?
19:07Because maybe I could talk to him about this.
19:11Don't you get it, you Long Island suburban automaton?
19:14You can't hear the truth over your lawnmower, man!
19:18No, wait.
19:19Listen, Russell.
19:22Do you have a daughter?
19:23I have a snake.
19:27All right.
19:27Well, then, you know what I'm talking about.
19:30I, I, I agree with you, Russell.
19:31Look, I hate this hacky-do thing, and, and I hated the last thing, and you know what?
19:35I'm gonna hate the next thing, too, but, but, but when your daughter or your reptile looks
19:40up at you with, with, with those eyes, how are you gonna say no?
19:47Have you even given comic books a chance?
19:53Do you have a Scrammy-sore?
20:17Do you have a Scrammy-sore?
20:23I might.
20:23Here you are, my friend.
20:31Mint condition.
20:33No creases.
20:42Uh-uh-uh.
20:43Let's have a little smile.
20:52That's what it's all about, man.
20:55Your total's $289.50.
21:08Got it.
21:09Hey, what'd I tell you?
21:11That Russell, good guy, huh?
21:12Yeah, yeah.
21:13He's got a message for you.
21:14Go love yourself.
21:17Oh, that's nice.
21:20Allie, come down here.
21:21Hi, Daddy.
21:24Got you, Daddy.
21:25Got you something.
21:29Scrammy-sore.
21:30Thank you, Daddy.
21:32How about that, Raymond, huh?
21:34Little girl smile.
21:35You can't put a price on that.
21:37How about $289.50?
21:42And, while I was there, I got you some comic books, too.
21:46Daddy, you're the best.
21:52No, what?
21:53Don't fold it.
22:00Hey, look at this.
22:01Little Lotta.
22:03Yeah, look how fat she is.
22:06You're the best.
22:11You're the best.
22:17You're the best.
22:21You're the best.
22:22You're the best.
22:23You're the best.
22:23You're the best.
22:23You're the best.
22:24You're the best.
22:24You're the best.
22:24You're the best.
22:27You're the best.
22:30You're the best.
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