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00:03listen don't forget you got to be home early tonight because because somebody's coming over
00:08see I listen to you my sister can I ride her motorcycle no and neither can daddy come on guys
00:19get ready for school let's go wash up so how long is your sister staying oh for a while I
00:26hope this
00:26time yeah well with her we could just be some pit stop to some acupuncture aromatherapy festival of
00:37hugging trying to find herself ray she hasn't looked near the soap she doesn't smell ray that
00:48was patchouli oil that time but truly what is that Hindu for stink smells fine ideas I brought
01:01you my big spoon see ah ah see that's beautiful that is what a woman should smell like lemon pledge
01:11and
01:20meat sauce Jeffrey do not splash water out of the tub Ray where are you going are we I'm going
01:26to get
01:27towels we don't need more towels yeah yeah yeah we do hey door I guess I'll do everything
01:46Ray hey Jennifer hey come here give me a hug how are you oh look at this fresh from the
01:59tub
01:59yeah yeah that's you can't beat a nice back she smells fine Ray look how big you got I can't
02:18believe how long it's been yeah two years really yeah why you've been so busy oh mom and dad told
02:23me
02:23they saw you they saw you in Sri Lanka oh it's so great there you should go oh sure right
02:28after I fold
02:29these towels okay who wants presents me too sorry Ray oh that's for you a necklace oh very pretty what
02:46are these rosary beads
02:47hey look at this prayer cards hey St. Jude rookie card
02:56okay what do you say Aunt Jennifer thank you Jennifer you're welcome where'd you get all that stuff from work
03:05where do you work heaven maybe someday I'm a nun
03:19I am no you're not yes I am I joined the sisters of charity we got a secret handshake and
03:26every
03:26oh stop it really I am a nun all right we'll be in a couple weeks when I take my
03:31final vows after that
03:32they're sending me desire what do you mean like in Africa yep wow you gotta get you gotta get a
03:40big
03:40shot in your your bottom for that I already did man you're really into this are you hungry cuz I'll
03:53heat
03:53something up for you wait wait what do you think oh about the nun thing it's great that is just
04:01great
04:02was meatloaf okay sure Debra's meatloaf you might need another shot you know the expression turn the
04:13other cheek I'm sorry I'm real sorry are you thirsty yeah yeah all right I'll go get us I'll get
04:22us some
04:22drinks yeah what do you think believe this she's gonna be a nun now I know I can't she's a
04:36nun I feel
04:36weird hey how come we don't have any crucifixes hanging up here nothing get a magnet one for the
04:46fridge or something and you know what while she's here I'm thinking maybe we should both try to be a
04:53little more okay why don't we start by you go to church every Sunday let's not go crazy you know
05:07what this is this is just her latest phase oh yeah yeah the nun phase I went through that this
05:14is her
05:14this is what she does to get attention so I want you to just ignore it okay how can I
05:18just don't make a
05:19big deal about the nice hello there miss Jennifer Robert a little birdie told me you were coming
05:42yeah listen look about the wedding you know that was a crazy time and you know maybe things got a
05:49little out of hand you know all the free champagne and things moved kind of fast you know I thought
05:55you were
05:56sweet no no I embarrassed myself no you didn't I fainted before too yeah but you didn't take out a
06:03wedding cake
06:07great well so do you thanks things going well yeah things are going good I got promoted to sergeant moved
06:14into my own place you know little stuff that's great so how about you
06:18who's hard are you breaking these days actually I'm becoming a nun so I guess you could say that I'm
06:24married to God
06:36I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend her name's Amy
06:45hey hey Ray let me help you with that there buddy tell me let me take it so did Jennifer
06:56tell you about her exciting new business great retirement plan
07:03uh
07:11hey you know who I loved when I was a kid the singing nun oh yeah me too
07:18yeah but only for her music yeah hey you remember that song yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
07:41yeah yeah you should have stayed up boy great movie oh I've seen it a thousand
07:46times it's almost like the hills really are alive and I like when Julie Andrews does this
08:00you're very talented like that hey how about this
08:08Dominique
08:41maybe it won't be so hard to give up men just I love that song I just got an alarm
08:49clock I
08:50want to make 630 mass at that church down the street 630 Scott even up then anyone
08:56interested in joining me I usually go over by work I lied half naked to a nun 630 in the
09:16morning
09:17that's what time she used to go to bed where does she get this from maybe your sister got one
09:23of
09:23those callings yeah well then that call was on hold while she dated the who why is this bothering you
09:32so much I don't know it's you wouldn't understand oh yeah that's right I'm too stupid I would
09:39understand it's not like you're so complicated you know you're mad at her and it's so obvious why
09:47go ahead you're mad at her because she dated the who now wait I know I know I you you
10:03are so very
10:05mad at her because you are not the good sister anymore that's it that you always used to be the
10:20good one and Jennifer was the bad one but now she's becoming a nun which makes her the really good
10:26one
10:28she wins that's not it then what is it I don't know but that's not it oh you just don't
10:35like me
10:35being right right you're allowed to analyze me up and down but I I hit on a psychological undercoating
10:43and you you can't give me my do you're genius professor so what so you're the bad one so what
10:56I prefer the bad
11:08the bad ones are naughty get off of me Ray okay bad girl Ray all alone in Wrightville
11:36oh this salad is so wonderful Jennifer it may be the best salad I've ever eaten
11:46excuse me sister Jennifer mightn't I trouble you to pass the peas this way for a chance
11:54she's not the queen Frank how about not talking with your mouth full how about you jumping
12:05I'm just trying to enjoy God's bounty
12:12let me help you dad that's okay I got it I got it so you want dessert now or later
12:16now
12:17dear because I have something extra special for Jennifer across the street I already have I'll be
12:23right back Marie you shouldn't have bothered oh nonsense it isn't every day that we have someone like you with
12:33that great would you stop it so sister Jennifer may I ask you a question that's been on my mind
12:44for quite some time sure Frank it's a rare opportunity for me to talk to someone of your vocation which
12:53leads me to my question what do you gals wear under there
13:00God you can't discuss religion at the table
13:07Deb Deb Deb Deb Deb
13:13Deb
13:15what
13:15don't pretend with me
13:19I only know too well the
13:21pain of being number two
13:25what did Ray tell you about you and your sister he doesn't have to tell me I've seen that face
13:31before in the mirror
13:36no my sister and I don't have that kind of relationship
13:38oh no starts the first day they bring the new one home there you are innocently playing with your bongo
13:47monkey
13:58all the relatives just oohing and eyeing over the new little blessing so cute so so precious
14:07and mama's darling begins to cry someone comes up with the bright idea of giving him your bongo
14:14that'll calm him down and from that day forward say goodbye to your monkey and assume the position you are
14:21now number two
14:25I'm the younger one robber
14:27what's that
14:29I'm the youngest they would be giving me the bongo monkey
14:33oh
14:34oh
14:35well it's just a very general story intended to illuminate the human condition
14:41thank you
14:43give me more than Ray
14:49okay who wants ice cream
14:52thank you
14:53here we go
15:04a special cake for a special someone
15:07it's beautiful
15:10well it was made with love
15:12in honor of the sacrifices you're making for us
15:17is there a special dessert grace or can we just chop this thing up
15:23let's dig in I'm sure I won't be seeing much cake like this in Zaire
15:28Zaire
15:28what
15:30you're really gonna go to Zaire and give up cake and double stuffed Oreos and men
15:33what are you saying I can't do it
15:35I just think that before you become a nun and move to Zaire
15:40you might want to um you know try this lifestyle out for a weekend
15:47Debra I don't think that was appropriate
15:51me neither
15:59not appropriate
16:00okay Jen
16:01why don't you tell us what is appropriate nun behavior
16:04okay
16:05um
16:06hmm
16:07smoking
16:10you smoke
16:11I used to smoke
16:13yeah
16:13everybody at our commune smoked
16:15sometimes those funny little cigarettes
16:17hmm
16:20hey how come Robin's got more ice cream than me
16:30you were a pot smoking hippie
16:34no it was just a place where people could live together and grow organic vegetables
16:41naked
16:45you handle the food naked
16:50that's what makes it organic
16:59yeah the hills were really alive then
17:04what is wrong with you?
17:06what's wrong with you?
17:12excuse me
17:32what are you doing?
17:33you mind? I'd like to be alone
17:35come on you wanna talk?
17:36no! could you go?
17:39make me
17:40make me
17:42I would
17:43but you're a nun now
17:45I'll put the vows on hold for a second
17:47you want a piece of me?
17:48oh
17:50vows
17:50hey knock it off
17:52I know you can't believe it but I happen to be serious about this
17:55why?
17:56what? why am I becoming a nun?
17:58yeah why don't you tell me?
17:59because I want to be better than you
18:05what?
18:07yeah that's why we all become nuns
18:10I never thought that was it
18:13chocolate huh?
18:15still got a secret stash?
18:17so what?
18:19I always knew where it was
18:22you thought you were so cool
18:25hiding your Halloween candy
18:28eating just a little bit
18:30so it would last longer than mine
18:32you didn't know where it was
18:42oh boy this is the hard stuff
18:45you must really be upset
18:47well excuse me but I'm not the one that just dropped in to say
18:50oh hi I'm becoming a nun
18:52so long suckers
18:54Debra this has been coming for quite some time
18:56yeah well how would I know that?
18:58because I haven't seen you in two years and barely before that
19:00and since college you don't even keep in touch
19:02I was moving around a lot I didn't know what I wanted to do
19:05oh and all of a sudden you know
19:07I have known for about a year and a half
19:10I've had a few weekends at this
19:14okay fine
19:15fine
19:17but that's not what's bothering me
19:20what's bothering me is
19:21what?
19:24you weren't around
19:26and I was okay
19:28because I thought that
19:29someday you would
19:32you know
19:33and
19:35so I've been waiting and
19:38now you're leaving for good
19:43I want
19:43I want a sister
19:47not a sister sister
19:49a sister
19:52I'm still your sister
19:54no you're Zaire's sister
19:57I mean Ray and Robert
19:59they have this like completely screwed up relationship
20:01but at least they have each other you know
20:03I mean they fight and they compete
20:05and they blame their lives on their parents their real brothers
20:16you know dad still drinks
20:20that's sweet but I know what you're trying to do
20:27listen I know how flaky I've been but this is right for me
20:30just like you knew this life was right for you when you met Ray
20:33yeah but you get to go to Zaire and I'm stuck here with his family
20:39the Barones could use your help too you know
20:42I can't work miracles
20:52oh
20:53then you better pray for me
21:03that's it that's it for the ice cream that's all we had
21:07oh great
21:10what's the big deal
21:12nothing I just wanted a little more ice cream that's all
21:15I hardly had any I just wanted a little more ice cream
21:18nothing I had squat I had nothing
21:21nothing I was with you
21:24all right all right quit whining
21:27oh
21:29oh
21:31oh
21:31oh
21:32oh
21:33oh
21:34oh
21:36oh
21:37oh
21:38oh
21:42oh
21:53Bungo monkey.
22:15Bungo monkey.
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