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00:01why do we have to go shopping it's just a couple of things all right come on stop whining i
00:06want
00:07to go home what i say this is boring look just be good and we'll stop by the rum department
00:19go get us a thing of broccoli alley i hate broccoli hey your mom makes the list okay
00:25if it was up to me it'd be all marshmallows go let's get some marshmallows
00:43excuse me no free sampling i'm not sampling i've had this before
00:52yeah right well it's not a snack bar relax pal i just took a little yeah well if everybody steals
00:59a little the store goes a little bit out of business what are you calling me a thief only
01:04because you're taking something without paying for it how much did i take a nickel's worth here
01:10here's a quarter keep your chain don't throw money at me oh yeah what are you gonna do let's go
01:20dad
01:21sorry i'm real sorry hey don't apologize for me he's the one blowing a gasket over a handful of
01:26birdseed it's called stealing cue ball i got hair porky hey don't turn your back on me i'm standing
01:37right here come on we're gonna go we're gonna go dad let's go look at some meat come on yeah
01:40yeah let's
01:40get out of here you got problems pal hey i'm a veteran okay dad okay look at him you tell
01:46me he's
01:47never done any sampling come on daddy i'm going back to teaching
02:11i'm going back to teaching
02:22crazy
02:31hey can i have some chips why don't you go to amy for chips i go to amy's for other
02:38things
02:44here's your chips and i owe you a nightmare
02:52ray what happened with your dad today at the supermarket what do you mean ali's pretty
02:57upset she said he was screaming and calling a man names it was nothing the produce guy accused
03:02him of stealing was he stealing he was sampling the trail mix you're not allowed to sample the
03:07trail mix hence the hullabaloo so ali saw your father steal food and then watched to make a big
03:19scene in public uh her first time
03:28a rite of passage i remember mine the new york state thruway dad throwing pennies at the toll collector
03:44it's not funny it's not funny why can't he behave himself why can't a dog play the trumpet
03:57it's not funny robert what it's no big deal you want me to talk to her no i don't want
04:05you to
04:05talk to her i want you to talk to him i'll talk to her no way your father has to
04:13realize that he's
04:14not a gorilla he's got grandkids he has to set an example you know you really should go say
04:19something to him well why don't you don't need to your daughter your problem you're stupid you're
04:31ugly you gotta say something talk to him look at him he's so peaceful
04:46cry it out loud i'll do it no you're too mean what
04:49it's not good thing i'll do it hey uh dad can we turn this off for a second hey what
04:58are you doing
04:59we're watching here all right look dad we think you should know that ali was kind of upset about
05:06what happened with the guy at the market okay turn the tv back on wait a second what happened oh
05:16the
05:16jackass fruit guy uh accused me of stealing fred please they're homosexuals
05:34oh the guy the guy works in the fruit department the fat one jimmy oh i love him he's the
05:41one who
05:41gets me the good peaches what were you stealing nothing i just took a little of the snacking bakes
05:47out of the thing oh well that's not stealing technically mom it is theft petty theft unless you
05:57ate more than a hundred dollars worth did you
06:03no i didn't officer doofus
06:08besides i paid for it well you you threw a corner at the guy tossed frank is this really the
06:16way you
06:16want to behave in front of your granddaughter you know deborah far be it for me to ever take his
06:21side
06:22but i do think it's horrible what's happened to that store they used to give you samples all the time
06:27and they also used to help you take your bags to the car now i have to take you to
06:32the car myself
06:44i was on your side frank stealing is only a part of this why did you have to lose your
06:49temper and
06:50then yell at the guy he was yelling at me there's other ways to handle the situation hey you weren't
06:56there the guy had it coming but not with your granddaughter watching it could affect her i still
07:03twitch at tollbooths you know what i'm glad ally saw that she's got to learn you can't take crap from
07:11people frank have you ever heard the saying it takes a village to raise a child i believe that and
07:23i believe that you're a part of our village we're just trying to teach him proper values
07:33listen i don't know what the hell village you're talking about
07:39but i live in real world usa so you can spare me your lecture all right you listen to me
07:46come
07:46come with me something has to be done he's a public menace i know i know i think a village
07:51found its
07:52idiot why did you let me kill him well that would be very nice to you but the truth is
08:01this all could
08:02have been avoided if raymond had handled him better in the supermarket what he was an animal yes and you
08:10let him off his leash if you take a dog to a supermarket and he has an accident in the
08:18frozen food aisle is it
08:20the dog's fault did dad ever do that
08:31i'm saying you know how your father is and there are ways to prevent this kind of scene first of
08:38all i try to be with him if he's ever going to be anywhere there might be people but ray
08:44was with him
08:45what was he supposed to do before you even got to the snack section you should have had a hershey
08:51bar
08:51or a zagnut here in your pocket that's true he responds to treats
08:59do you know why this kind of thing doesn't happen when i'm around because i compensate
09:07he's horrible and i have a certain
09:14well that's great marie so you want to be with him all the time then uh no
09:21well somebody needs to straighten him out leave him he'll watch television then i'll take him home
09:26make some cannelloni he'll burp and he'll feel better
09:30you're an enabler you're actually rewarding his horrible behavior with italian food
09:38that's exactly how the mafia works
09:45well i'm gonna speak to him put some candy in your pocket
09:51can you play twister with us hey yeah that's a good idea mommy huh we can all play like a
09:57happy
09:57family family
09:59twister stinks hey kids you want to watch something funny sit down i've been castello meet the mommy
10:06hey ali come here
10:10mom may i please go play computer
10:13uh sure honey for a little while
10:19what was that about all of a sudden i had the plague what did you say to her i didn't
10:27say a word you want some candy
10:33if you didn't say anything then you did you bad mouthed me didn't you i did not
10:39uh we told you ali had some strong feelings about what happened what a coincidence she just happens
10:47to be feeling the same thing that you two were thinking maybe it was what her grandfather was doing
10:53turning a kid against her grandpa real classy
11:03couldn't mind your own business
11:08it's something to work on deborah
11:20hey it's all squishy
11:29hey whoa what's up i'm working
11:35nothing is the uh girl around
11:40howie yeah
11:43yeah the girl's in the backyard
11:47listen i was thinking maybe i should have a talk with her
11:50oh yeah yeah i uh i want to have a talk with her
11:54okay all right so so have a talk with her no big deal or anything
12:03what do i say to her
12:06what what do i say to her i've never talked to her i think i've seen you talk to her
12:15no i've heard her stories i've stolen her nose i've told her hey get down from there but i've never
12:20talked to her what do i do
12:25uh all right just you know start kind of easy say something nice or start with a joke
12:32you know and then then just say what you want to to the girl
12:39what joke do i tell
12:41i don't know okay what did the big chimney say to the little chimney what you're too young to smoke
12:51that's terrible
12:53it's a kid's joke i'm not doing that joke all right all right don't do a joke then just talk
13:00all right you don't got to start with anything she knows you your grandpa she's familiar with your work
13:07all right
13:15come with me
13:18what are you so scared of you were in a war that was different they gave me a rifle
13:28i'm just glad they took it back
13:37kids what are you playing here hey come on boys go inside your dad's got candy and chocolate fudgie
13:43balls for you go on inside hey ali can i talk to you for a second okay can we uh
13:52sit somewhere
14:18okay
14:19okay uh
14:20Uh, so, Ali, what did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
14:28Jose and Host B.
14:37That was one of your father's jokes.
14:42So, uh, listen, Ali, I, uh, I understand you were mad or something about what happened at the supermarket.
14:51But what you don't understand is that...
14:54You took that stuff, and then you yelled at that man.
14:58It was scary.
15:03Hey, listen.
15:17You don't ever need to be scared of me.
15:20You see, what I did was take a little sample.
15:23And that's not stealing.
15:24In fact, they call it sampling.
15:26But the sign said no sampling.
15:31Oh, you're reading now.
15:39I'm proud of you, uh, that-that's good.
15:42But see, I think the sign is wrong.
15:46I think they should allow people to sample, because that way, if you try it, you might want to buy
15:52it.
15:53But I could never get to that because of that Jack... man.
16:01You were yelling at him.
16:05Oh, listen, Ali, uh, people get mad at people sometimes.
16:10You get mad at people sometimes.
16:13Like your little brother's there.
16:15That must be annoying as hell, am I right?
16:22So, uh, so anyway, I mean, when they really bother you, you yell at them just the way I yelled
16:28at the fruit guy.
16:32You know?
16:33But just because you yell at somebody doesn't mean you're a bad person.
16:37And... does it?
16:44Right.
16:47But if I do that, then I have to apologize to them.
17:02Not all of the time.
17:11Yeah, all the time.
17:18Hey, you know what?
17:20What?
17:21Uh...
17:22I got your nose.
17:24But that's not stealing, it's only borrowing because I'm giving it back.
17:29Uh...
17:32You used to get a big laugh.
17:35You're too smart for that now.
17:43Hey, you know what?
17:46I'll see you later.
17:55I'm not so scary, am I?
17:59Not more than Grandma.
18:16There he is, Grandpa.
18:17Yep, there he is.
18:19Grazing over by the tomatoes.
18:22Bad.
18:23All right, I'm wrong.
18:24He's skinny.
18:26Be nice.
18:27Go away.
18:35Excuse me.
18:39I don't know if you remember me.
18:41Uh, I was in here, uh, let's see, uh, this morning.
18:47Yeah, what do you want to do now?
18:49Put a turkey down your pants?
18:53No.
18:55No, I just want to straighten out a little misunderstanding about the trail mix there.
18:59Yeah, big misunderstanding.
19:00Look, I'm a little busy, all right?
19:03Listen, Jim, I'm just trying to straighten this out, all right?
19:05There's nothing to straighten out.
19:08You took some trail mix because you're too cheap to pay for it, and I caught you.
19:12I think we're straight.
19:19I just want to say we're both guys, all right?
19:23And whatever happened this morning was a little misunderstanding, and I'm sorry.
19:33Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
19:35I'm sorry that jerks like you come into my section and take your dirty hands and put
19:39it into the food and take whatever you want, and that when I try and do my job, you scream
19:43and yell like some red-faced maniac.
19:45You want to do me a favor?
19:46Go steal from the A&P!
19:52Go steal from the A&P!
20:17Good job, Dad.
20:35So you're telling me that Grandpa sat right here with you and had a conversation?
20:41Yes.
20:42For how long?
20:44I don't know.
20:45Well, no, it was like five minutes, ten?
20:48I don't know.
20:49Ten, I guess.
20:51Ten minutes.
20:52And it wasn't about food?
20:56No, not really.
20:58You had a ten-minute conversation with him.
21:02What was that like?
21:05It was okay, I guess.
21:08And you weren't scared?
21:10Robbie, you said you were going to move my trash cans for me, and you didn't do it.
21:13Now, the garbage men are here, and the garbage is sitting in the back.
21:16I'm just going to have to do it myself like everything else.
21:27Now, that one scares the crap out of me.
21:32Now, that one scares the crap out of me.
21:48It was hard on you.
21:50It was like, you said, nah, you said I guess so.
21:56I know that you went and cut them to eggs.
21:57Okay.
22:00I'll be right back.
22:01First time, I'll be going.
22:04It's aachen.
22:06All right.
22:09You said I got to go.
22:12You said I don't care.
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