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00:03that was really a great dinner huh happy anniversary hey you know what I was
00:10thinking since this is our 10th anniversary why don't we let the kids
00:14stay at grandma's and grandpa's all night if you know what I mean hey hey we
00:21could watch our wedding video yes you don't know what I mean watching our
00:36wedding video might make tonight seem like our honeymoon Jimmy sit down you don't know
00:40how to use this you never did really can we fast forward through the chicken dance
00:47what's this turn John you can save that for later oh see I love this is this
00:56romantic yeah oh look who I
01:18what did you hit something did you hit something no no it's still going then
01:22then why am I seeing football I don't know where did our wedding go
01:39something must be wrong here oh my god you taped football over my wedding
01:45what did you do great what the hell did you do come on don't get excited oh
01:50wait wait oh yeah the kids take football right the last thing they put the VCR was
02:06lemon chicken
02:17I don't know what happened I guess the tape wasn't marked correctly the tape wasn't marked
02:22correctly you don't think that tape was marked correctly what is this right what
02:24is this big white label that says our wedding and gold trim did it always say that why would
02:32you use this tape I don't know the game it was nine years ago maybe you know the guys might
02:37have been
02:37over and if the game was getting good somebody said hey you should be taping this and and you
02:41know me I just trying to be a good host I said hey that's a good idea someone else
02:48I have an idea next time if you have something on tape that you like and you want to save
02:51it
02:52you you see this you see the tab right there you just pop it out you pop the tab out
02:56and then then
02:57the machine knows oh you must really like that yeah I won't take over I won't you just pop it
03:05out you pop the tab out
03:21see 10 years that's enough
03:32Brandon oh morning everything all right dear yeah yeah just the uh the anniversary thing was so
03:39exciting you know I needed a break that's all eggs Marie scrambled and they've been looking a
03:49little pale lately stop holding back on the yolks I'm not holding back I'm on to you daddy wants his
03:58yolks you get every yolk Frank what possible reason would I have for prolonging your life
04:10is Robert up yet you mean hop along he was gored by a bull Frank he can't help it
04:19when's he going to get rid of that walker I mean I got stuck behind him twice today the stairs
04:24in the
04:24bathroom thanks for shoving past me on the steps dad you are in the fast lane get over to the
04:37right
04:39Robert did you find him bad news ray the guy's in prison prison who who's in prison James Lemus a
04:47guy videoed Ray's wedding he went from doing wedding videos to honeymoon videos without the consent of
04:53the honeymooners what about his old tapes I gotta get my original all gone Raymond impounded and
05:01destroyed okay then mom can I live here of course you can dear what did Deborah do she's having a
05:13bad
05:14reaction to me accidentally taping over our wedding video oh my god holy crap
05:29I don't understand what would you take over your wedding football sports sports the Super Bowl it doesn't
05:40matter it was a SuperDuper Bowl it's still sports I know hey good work Ray now when some broad starts
05:49yapping you're never romantic guys everywhere can say hey you think I'm bad at least I didn't pull a
05:56Ray Barone I must say I'm surprised Raymond you're not usually so thoughtless and inconsiderate he gets it from you
06:08Frank at least I didn't pull a Ray Barone all right I'll see you where you going I don't know
06:18maybe walk by the river you have to make this right
06:23mean well the tapes gone ma what do you want me to do staple of wedding photos together and make
06:28a flip book
06:30well I'll tell you what I would like if I were Deborah I'd like it if you were Deborah
06:36what what tell me ma what renew your wedding vows yeah man you could videotape that that's a great
06:42idea ma hey reenactment that's just like what my civil war buddies do what your civil war buddies do is
06:48get drunk and pee outside you know what the southerners do stop it we're talking about a beautiful thing a
07:01wedding a renewal of commitment and love Frank love you understand love
07:07by all means Ray hurry up and renew this
07:11I don't know my it all seems kind of you have taken Deborah's wedding away and no matter what people
07:17may say about her she's still a woman
07:22and you don't take that away from a woman yeah the only thing you need to worry about is if
07:27she ever forgives you for what you've done
07:29look I guess you'll like it but I don't know anything about this renewal stuff leave it all to me
07:35I'll handle all the
07:37arrangements yeah yes I would do that okay all right oh Marie I would like to renew my breakfast order
07:55oh good I'm glad you're up I got some good news and I got some bad news the bad news
08:02is that if you
08:03like being mad at me you're out of luck m'lady the good news is I couldn't get the tape
08:13back which I
08:14know sounds like bad news but actually is good news because if that tape existed we wouldn't be able to
08:21get married again
08:27what are you doing I've been I've been thinking about it all night
08:35let's renew our vows what look I took your wedding away from you and and and I know you're a
08:43woman and you don't take
08:44that away from a woman so let me give it back to you you know just forget it Ray the
08:51tape is gone
08:52I'll get over it I know you will but this will be faster
08:56come on let's do this I feel bad I was thoughtless and and and careless and I want to make
09:08it up to you
09:11and it's our 10th anniversary we should do something special we'll invite friends over
09:15we'll get dressed up have music and flowers and oh you won't have to do a thing and then a
09:22priest
09:22we'll get one of those and we'll write new vows then we'll videotape those and we'll pop the tab out
09:28of that
09:28right away I guess I want to do this because because I had a good idea it's wonderful Ray I
09:49mean you
09:50would really get up in front of people and recite new vows sure yeah yeah good this is good I'm
10:01so
10:01glad you're happy but you know what I just thought of something what your mom's gonna want to plan the
10:06whole thing and that would be bad so you're doing this all yourself all right yeah yeah Deborah wants
10:26me to it doesn't count unless I go through hell stupid stupid renewal so what do you got so far
10:36I'm working on a motif oh motif how fancy yeah talk about it in here where'd you get all these
10:44wedding
10:44magazines from the newsstand it was so embarrassing I had to buy some porn just to even it out
10:53the best weddings have a centralized theme hey you know what would be great Cupid Cupid yeah yeah
11:01it's a little naked angel you know he shoots you it's cute it's a horrible motif what it's perfect
11:08it could be flying around the room hey you know what you could do you could dress up the twins
11:12you
11:12put little wings on their back they come by now all right stop it no it's not gonna be Cupid
11:16it's lame
11:19all right so what's your brilliant idea an English garden English good that's right yeah
11:38it's classy you Neanderthal it brings sophistication and elegance to any party okay yeah what does Cupid
11:47bring a bow and arrow and a bear ass okay great it goes with my whole idea of Sunday tea
11:56what do you mean
11:59tea there's no dinner no it's a tea that's it there's gonna be hors d'oeuvres okay so your motif
12:11really is
12:11I'm a cheap bastard hey come on let's go let's go let's move game on it's almost time hey hey
12:19you're
12:20another two did you get an invitation yeah yeah I got it sure Robert how's your ass
12:27upper thigh upper thigh sure yeah never mind that never mind are you coming if I have to yes you
12:34you
12:34have to why don't you renew the bachelor party is there food hors d'oeuvres hors d'oeuvres I'm out
12:42wait a
12:43minute wait a minute some hors d'oeuvres are good what are you planning well a couple things you know
12:47like uh they got those chicken on a stick things ooh satay hey hey right can we get those stuffed
12:53mushrooms I don't know you like those you got them I'll eat them what about for those of us who
13:02have
13:02a bit of a sweet tooth and a bit of a fat stomach I'm gonna go with these chocolate dipped
13:08strawberries
13:09chocolate and strawberry that's an excellent flavor combo oh my god you know what I've seen
13:16the strawberries wearing the little tuxedo shirts come on really don't do that sure they do it it's
13:22dark chocolate all around right with a white chocolate front little buttons in a bow tie really
13:27that's adorable why don't you three dip each other in chocolate hey hey hey you know what what about
13:35like a little chocolate top hat oh that's great that's a good idea it's like chocolate clothing
13:40excellent yes or what if we use a different berry
13:52how about a kiwi
14:01what is this what is this it looks like an invitation to your renewal ceremony
14:12yes that's what it is I thought I was supposed to take care of all of this Raymond
14:22so is that your RSVP
14:41hey dry dry you know anything else
14:51okay so go back to the other one the other ones we got it
14:59great great great great did you see this did you see this drawings they have regular ties instead of
15:07bow ties yes I know that's what I ordered well nobody told me
15:18Frank make way for my lasagna
15:23no no mom I don't I don't need lasagna please I have hors d'oeuvres well then why don't I
15:31just kill
15:32myself and then and then where's the florist I ordered lilies of the valley I don't see any
15:41lilies of the valley I see a pansy of the family you really have done a wonderful job thank you
15:52for
15:52well uh we can looks like a lot of work you must have really screwed up
16:02yeah can you believe daddy pulled this off all by himself yes I did all right everybody shall we get
16:09started
16:29I would like to welcome all of you to Raymond and Deborah's beautiful home
16:37we are gathered here today witness a renewal of love and commitment between husband and wife
16:47and in our presence and the sight of God they will now share vows they each have written
17:10go ahead Raymond ladies first
17:20all right Deborah okay um well when when Ray first came to me with with this idea I was very
17:29touched I'm really glad to have this chance to tell people how I feel about you oh boy
17:44I don't know how well I've always lived up to my vow to love honor and cherish you so just
17:51in case I
17:51haven't always shown it I want you to know that I do with all my heart I do and I
17:59want to add
17:59something else to that and that is to thank you for the kids for your love for our life together
18:15I thank you
18:24Raymond um you're welcome
18:37your vows Raymond
18:44I am so happy to be here on this occasion
18:52love is in the air
19:01today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth
19:16okay I forgot the vows but that doesn't mean that I don't care about you because of that and then
19:21and because I take football over our wedding video you take football of your wedding video
19:28yes I made a mistake
19:34you said you were going to recite vows to me okay I know I know but we had your vows
19:40and oh they were
19:41beautiful and and I didn't really hear them all because I was in my head going idiot idiot idiot idiot
19:46but you know luckily Robert videotaped them and we can enjoy them later
20:05you never told me to tape it
20:12honey look at all the decorating that I did here I there's there's stuffed mushrooms here and see that
20:18there's flowers everywhere and there's supposed to be lilies of the valley here but the napkins they
20:23match the tablecloth I did that
20:27all right
20:30I'm sorry
20:31lilies of the valley
20:34yeah that's your favorite flower right
20:37you remember
20:38yeah I ordered them but the damn florist he didn't bring it
20:44I remembered my flower
20:49kiss the bride
20:50kiss her
20:51kiss her now
21:03by the way
21:04if I may ask
21:08what game was it
21:11there's a 91 Super Bowl Bills and Giants
21:14oh good game
21:15good game
21:16I know I know I still have it on tape
21:21but we're not that's not what we're here
21:23we're not here
21:31so excited
21:32the famous last second field goal
21:34even though I know what happens I'm so excited
21:38keep it down my friend keep it down
21:42this was the greatest moment of my life
21:44shut up here it comes
21:49I do
21:54bring back my Super Bowl
21:58he missed it
21:59all right
21:59we know he missed it
22:00hey we know what happens
22:02all right
22:02I forgot
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