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00:04Robert set me up I mean you don't give your girlfriend of two years a little
00:10velvet box for her birthday and not have it be an engagement ring oh Amy no I
00:16don't have any chocolate but fight the heads off these animal crackers so what
00:24was in the box one of those beautiful pearl we're never getting married
00:29necklaces give it time you and Robert will get married eventually no we talked
00:37about it you know when he asked me why I threw the velvet box at his head it's not
00:45you it's me God it's not you it's me that's on the guy's greatest hits album
00:53so I broke up with him again on your birthday why not it came into this world
01:00alone it's my fault I keep falling for the wrong guys this is my pattern well
01:12your pattern used to be falling for guys who were gay they didn't start out gay
01:17they became gay after going out with me well at least it wasn't that this time as
01:23far as we know yeah right maybe Robert is gay are you serious think about it he
01:37color coordinates his clothes you can dance certainly very attached to his
01:44mother and he didn't pressure me to sleep with him when I wasn't ready that whole
01:50first year yeah but then you did sleep with this is ridiculous Robert likes
02:01women he was married once yeah I know he started out straight but I turn them I'm
02:31gonna have childbearing years off of Amy's life you know what I don't understand
02:40that when I kiss your neck I'm not checking for ticks
02:53Robert is Roberts always saying that he wants what you have a house a wife a
02:58kids he's gonna end up spending the rest of his life going on date after date
03:01looking for love with strangers yeah I'm serious I think Robert needs to get some
03:13help he's got this big fear of commitment is that what Amy thinks he's gay
03:20yeah I'll bet she does well what's that supposed to mean nothing I just I think
03:26it's funny how a woman always says if a guy rejects her oh he must be gay you
03:33always reject me and I don't call you a lesbian every single time I mean is there a
03:46chance that you're a lesbian that your brother is gay no why just because he's not married why
03:57are we talking about this oh you will do anything to avoid sex with me I'm just saying you know
04:04maybe
04:04he is and maybe he doesn't know that he is he's definitely not alright he's my brother okay you know
04:13can I
04:13tell you something there are some men that won't even consider the possibility
04:17because it would be too devastating to their homophobic families oh look at my big words
04:32I'm just saying that you know even if Roberts suspected that he might be that way you could
04:37see how he would think that it would be easier just not even to deal with it even if it
04:41meant ending
04:42up old and alone wouldn't that be sad you want to see old and alone what are you reading the
04:59obituaries I beat all these guys hey I need to borrow your vacuum hello dear you're just in time for
05:08pancakes hey those are my pancakes why can't he wait for the next batch I love him oh boy good
05:17I've been
05:19sitting here a half an hour tomorrow you're gonna read my a bit local man dies waiting for flapjacks
05:26marie barone dances in street disaster declared president to visit street
05:41all right where's the vacuum why what's wrong with yours right it's hanging on a curtain
05:50you were vacuuming yeah what I help out around the house sometimes that's nice do you dust too
05:58with a little feather duster Nancy
06:04you know dad sometimes when you talk like that people could get offended offended by what
06:14nothing nothing forget about it why nothing it's just when you say Nancy what are you implying exactly
06:24that your name should be Nancy
06:30and when you say Nancy that's your word for gay very well
06:41and and you mean that as an insult yes I believe I do
06:50well that that's not nice that's why it's a good insult
06:55no I mean that's not nice to gay people
07:00you're right I'm sorry Mary
07:07oh forget it Raymond forget it it's no use I've seen how your father acts in front of people who
07:14happen to be homosexual he's the same ass he is in front of us
07:22you know some homosexual people of course we do my second cousin Frida
07:28what you knew that I most certainly did not why do you think she never got married
07:34because she looks like a pit bull
07:43she even brought her girlfriend to our anniversary party that blue hair who ate all the meatballs
07:51they've been together for years midge and you have no problem with this it would have been nice if she
07:59left some meatballs for the other guests but I have no problems with the gay people
08:08what did you bring this up for I didn't I didn't last night Debra was saying that if someone in
08:14our family was gay
08:15was it Jeffrey I told you about him
08:18would you stop dad look at him he runs funny
08:25we were talking about Robert Robert Robert's not gay he's a policeman
08:33one of those village people was a policeman
08:39Robert's not gay
08:40then why did you say he was I didn't
08:43hey you taught him all those songs
08:44what we sang songs together
08:48somewhere
08:49knock it off
08:53that's how it starts
08:56he's not gay
08:57he's dating Amy
08:59yeah well
09:00what they broke up
09:03yes but but
09:04they broke up why did they break up
09:06I don't know ma
09:07this is the third time
09:09oh my god
09:11oh come on look it's not because he
09:13I told you it was too much mothering
09:15you're always hugging him
09:16did you ever hug him once
09:19what the hell is happening here
09:21nothing
09:22nothing is happening Frank
09:24could you try to be mature for a second
09:27he's still our son
09:29we need to understand
09:30could you both stop please
09:33hello everybody
09:36Robert
09:48it's fine with me if you're gay dear
10:02who told you I was gay
10:03Raymond
10:07I didn't say that
10:09all right
10:09I didn't say anything
10:10he told us that you broke up
10:12with Amy again
10:13well that means I'm not ready
10:15to get married right now
10:16it doesn't mean I'm gay
10:17all right sweetheart
10:18have some pancakes
10:19I'm not gay
10:21tell him Raymond
10:22he's not
10:23here sit down
10:24no it's just the thing with Amy
10:26was I couldn't commit right now
10:27I don't know what it is
10:28maybe she's not the one for me
10:30is it because she's a woman
10:35oh my god
10:38is there a gas leak in here
10:45I just want to tell you that your father and I love you
10:49and will support you no matter what
10:51right Frank
10:59I'll support you
11:01thanks ma
11:03even if you are gay
11:05believe me Robert
11:06I did not say that you were gay
11:07could we talk about something else please
11:10I mean you of all people should understand Frank
11:14what about that man in Korea
11:15I told you never to mention that
11:30what happened in Korea
11:32nothing happened
11:34we were in a foxhole
11:35it was cold and snowing
11:37we had to keep warm
11:38we huddled
11:40you gotta survive don't you
11:42it lasted half a second
11:43you see dear
11:45your father understands
11:47our coats were insufficient
11:48it was huddle or die
11:50oh shut up Frank
11:53we're talking about Robert
11:55and we're telling him that we will respect his choice
11:59it's not my choice
12:01I know dear
12:02Frida says it's something you're born with
12:07look Robert
12:08just ignore them
12:09that's all
12:10ignore them
12:10my parents think I'm gay
12:12so what
12:13if they tell everyone they know
12:15that's four people
12:26thanks a lot Raymond
12:27I didn't say you were
12:29alright it was a what if
12:31you know like
12:32like what if we were adopted
12:34it didn't really happen
12:35but it's fun to think about
12:39yeah well have your fun
12:43he has always been very sensitive
12:47he outranked me
12:48I couldn't say no
13:07it's so nice
13:09to be back home
13:15you're looking
13:18Robert
13:22I know you're in there
13:24I parked right behind you
13:28and move your car
13:30I don't want to be late for my parade in the village
13:37come on I just want to talk
13:40go away
13:42listen I know you're not gay
13:45get in here
13:52you don't think I'm gay?
13:54then why was I outed at breakfast?
13:57come on you know mom and dad
13:59you say one thing
14:00and they're off and running
14:01and what was that one thing?
14:03Robert's man crazy?
14:08I wouldn't say that
14:09I'd say something like
14:11like Robert has lovely little knickknacks on his mantle
14:18they are lovely
14:21yeah okay
14:22so what?
14:24I got them at an antique fair
14:27alright well whatever
14:29look I was kidding
14:30I'm sorry that I talked to mom and dad
14:32I always am
14:36well no
14:37listen I never considered it
14:39but look at me
14:40I'm divorced
14:41breakups left and right
14:43I don't know Raymond
14:44if the whole family thinks I am
14:45well you stop it
14:46they don't think you're gay
14:48they're just confused
14:52maybe you shouldn't have worn that shirt today
14:57oh hey I didn't buy the shirt
14:59Ma bought it for me
15:06look this whole thing is Deborah's fault
15:08she put the idea in my head
15:10if you were gay
15:11Deborah thinks I'm gay too?
15:13no no one thinks you're gay
15:14except for maybe Amy
15:16oh only the woman I was sleeping with
15:18look Amy's got nothing to compare her with
15:22she was a virgin when you met her
15:25come on
15:26you got nothing to worry about
15:28geez
15:33hey Ray
15:36let me ask you something
15:39you ever notice guys
15:41what do you mean?
15:42well
15:42like if a guy's really cut
15:44you know
15:45when you're at the gym
15:46you ever notice them?
15:54nope
15:56oh
15:59to you
16:02a little bit
16:04so what?
16:05so you notice them a little
16:05so what?
16:06that's normal
16:06though why don't you?
16:09alright
16:10I notice a little
16:12like I noticed your knickknacks
16:13it's
16:14it's something in the room
16:15that's all
16:16doesn't mean I got a thing for knickknacks
16:26so you never wondered if you were
16:30every guy wonders if he is at some point
16:33you sure?
16:35yeah
16:35yeah you wonder
16:36and then you see some breasts
16:37you walk into a wall
16:38and there you go
16:43so
16:45when did you think about it?
16:46I don't know
16:47oh I don't know
16:48I don't remember
16:48yeah you don't remember
16:49because you never thought about it
16:50I thought about it
16:51when?
16:5210th grade
16:55go ahead
16:57no I'm nothing
16:59Patrick Lopez wrote
17:00you're a gay
17:01in my yearbook
17:02and I thought
17:04maybe I was
17:07just because he wrote that?
17:08no
17:09because
17:09Patrick Lopez was gay
17:11and I thought
17:11he would know
17:16what if I don't know
17:19well you're not
17:20even if you were
17:21well alright
17:22it wouldn't be the end of the world
17:23you'd still be my brother
17:26my big homosexual brother
17:33that means a lot to me Raymond
17:49I'm glad we had this talk
17:50this is nice
17:51I should be gay more often
17:55hey
17:55did you hear what Ma said?
17:57when?
17:58this morning
17:58she said that she would love
18:00and support me
18:01no matter what
18:02it's the nicest thing
18:03she ever said to me
18:05the runner up was
18:06you've got spinach
18:07in your teeth
18:09I'll tell you one thing
18:11I would have made
18:12an excellent gay man
18:15what?
18:16yeah
18:16hear me out
18:17I always have problems
18:18with women right?
18:19but you hang with a guy
18:21there's no hassles
18:23you play some golf
18:24you tell a joke
18:25nobody's offended
18:26or you don't even have
18:27to talk at all
18:28nobody cares
18:29we can sit and watch TV
18:31as long as we want
18:32nobody asks
18:33what are you thinking?
18:35maybe I'm gay
18:42don't laugh so fast
18:43there was a sergeant
18:44on our force
18:44a regular guy
18:45just like you and me
18:46who had no idea
18:47he was that way
18:48until his trip to Hawaii
18:50what do you mean?
18:51why?
18:52what happened?
18:53the guy rented him
18:54a boogie board
18:54and the bell went off
18:56today
18:57they run a gift shop
18:58on Maui
19:03so what?
19:05what are you saying
19:05we just haven't met
19:06Mr. Wright?
19:09I don't know
19:10Debra and I
19:11were talking about
19:12going to Hawaii
19:17I wouldn't
19:20Robert
19:21hey
19:22you got someone
19:24in there?
19:31yes I do
19:32never mind
19:34I'll come back
19:36oh
19:38hey
19:39Ray
19:39yeah
19:40hi there
19:41what are you doing here?
19:43I gotta get your mother
19:45off my back
19:45she's killing me
19:46over this
19:47he's your son
19:48why can't you be a person?
19:52so I'm here
19:54I'm talking to you
19:57okay?
19:59okay
19:59but there's certain things
20:01I don't want to talk about
20:04okay
20:06so uh
20:07you want to
20:09watch a game
20:10or something?
20:11yes
20:11yes
20:12the game
20:13the game is good
20:15how about you Ray?
20:17you want to watch?
20:17yeah
20:17yeah
20:18put the game on
20:21so
20:23this is all right
20:26just the guys
20:27hanging out
20:29dad
20:29let me ask you something
20:31you ever been to Hawaii?
20:35oh yeah
20:35I love Hawaii
20:38it's beautiful there
20:40me and a few of the guys
20:42from my unit
20:42had a stop over there
20:43on the way back from Korea
20:47boy did we see some action
21:00I got it
21:08hey how's it going?
21:24I'm going to need that back
21:34thanks a lot
21:35see you
21:40what'd you get?
21:51there you go
21:57I'm going to need it
21:58uh
22:14I'm going to need it
22:20let's go
22:21to the next
22:21OK
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