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00:06hey hey how was your class good really good good all right i gotta go oh listen the parker said
00:13that the party's gonna be over too so you can pick up the kids anytime after that okay all right
00:18i'll
00:18see you later okay what was that nothing he said goodbye so you know goodbye
00:34what are you doing
00:40bye goodbye i'm going golfing yeah
00:44oh it's not fair
00:53you know i love golf and i don't get to golf very often
01:00oh don't make me choose
01:14it's not fair
01:18it's probably gonna rain
01:28hey nemo pizza ready look at this what the hell
01:32oh hey hey guys hey moron where were you today
01:38whoa what are you how come you're not golfing we waited for your big nose for an hour then we
01:43couldn't play because the tournament was starting nice work big nose
01:48oh man i'm sorry i'm sorry i just had to do something at the house you know i just had
01:51a
01:52i had a had to do that something you kept calling why didn't you pick up the phone yeah i
01:57know but i
01:57couldn't hear it because i was fixing the dryer that damn the basin of it it's all out of its
02:05hoop
02:07what are you trying to lie or something
02:11all right guys listen i'm sorry i couldn't make it this morning because deborah and i we just you
02:18know we couldn't get out of bed oh for christ no but listen i didn't want to i was ready
02:24to go i
02:25was ready to go we were there we were in the kitchen and all right ray look we don't need
02:28to
02:28hear the details i bought new balls and shoes he owes me details listen junior high shut up with the
02:35details it's his wife and ray sex over golf it's your wife here's a pie ray you guys gonna order
02:47or you're just gonna color the placemats well no no don't order anything guys look let me make
02:52it up to you huh let's have my pizza huh my family's pizza i give to you free come on
03:00free pizza
03:01we're gonna need drinks yeah yeah yeah susie small sodas for everybody come on guys see you all right
03:11so you had a busy morning did you remember how to do everything or did you have to consult the
03:16manual
03:21you want to know something you're not gonna believe this third time this week yeah that's a
03:25barone record three times get out of here highway three times tuesday thursday today i think you're
03:32confusing sex with showering so how come you're becoming so popular i don't know it's just happening
03:42well what are you doing something different you're talking to her more paying more attention to it
03:48what are you doing something different no although the only thing i can think of is i got this pulled
04:10muscle in my rib cage you know so lately everything i do i'm favoring my left side so i don't
04:17know
04:18maybe i'm just like accentuating some emphasis at a different angle
04:29maybe she just uh doesn't want you playing golf what do you mean think about it ray she's jealous she
04:35hates when you play golf she'll do anything to stop it even if it means having sex with you
04:45that's not what about tuesday and thursday that's probably part of her plan i'll have sex with him
04:50tuesday and thursday and he'll be none the wiser
04:56that's not it all right it's the new action yeah right hey robert do me a favor i might get
05:05lucky
05:05tonight punch me in the ribs hey hey what are you doing i'm brushing my teeth oh
05:24so that was a first huh what's that this morning making me miss golf like that didn't seem like you
05:31missed it yeah i didn't know yeah hey look this morning you weren't just doing that you know what
05:44i was thinking why don't you make it up to the guys tomorrow yeah all right
05:55what do you mean go golfing tomorrow you you want me to go golfing tomorrow i mean you did kind
06:04of ruin their plans today yeah you should go golf and i'll take the kids to the park
06:11oh you're the best
06:16go golfing tomorrow all right i'm gonna go watch the news okay
06:27that's the same kiss from this morning oh no why not yes why not
06:45oh you're really liking me a lot this week i'll be in the bedroom okay don't start without me i
06:51won't
06:57oh oh oh yeah
07:05oh hey what's this thing here what this this thing with the muscle man on it
07:12oh that's from my gym that's my new aerobics instructor
07:18nick bronson is that guy teacher or is he just model
07:24no no he's really great as a matter of fact i took his class three times this week
07:31three times yeah tuesday thursday and this morning
07:49oh
07:52oh
07:54yeah i don't know
07:57actually
07:58my ribs are bothering me
08:11hey hey
08:22how long is the mirror in your apartment
08:24how long is the mirror in your apartment
08:39so what's going on with you no you know nothing
08:46listen robert yeah
08:49you ever
08:51you ever have a hamburger
08:54and the whole time you're eating it you're imagining that it's a steak
09:02i have
09:04i have yes
09:05i have
09:12who's this
09:14that's the steak
09:19what
09:21i think this guy is the reason that i'm having more sex
09:29look before we go any further i'd like to put my pants on
09:39that's deborah's aerobics instructor okay she took his class three times last week
09:44yeah three times three times she watched this guy muscle around and gyrate it up okay and guess
09:50what days
09:55so all this time you're thinking it's you making her hot turns out she's coming home preheated
10:12it's not funny robert no it is a little funny
10:15see only you would think a rib injury would turn you into a love machine
10:21and it don't work for nobody but you
10:24all right shut up here your pants are holding up my eggs
10:30frank i still need to iron these why don't you sew a diaper in there while you're at it too
10:40raymond dear you hungry no no no i'm just i'm just talking to robert what are you bragging
10:46what hey robert told me about you and happy hips over there
10:52oh great that's just great robert sounds like somebody's trying to earn some jewelry
11:01listen it's none of my business but
11:04i think maybe this might be deborah's way of trying to compensate how so ma well if you can't cook
11:11in the kitchen
11:17okay goodbye you guys are way off good
11:22what are you holy crap
11:27that's deborah's amorphics instructor she watches him flex all around and then she goes home all inspired
11:35why do you do that why do you tell mom and dad things like that huh my personal things why
11:40why why why
11:45brings us closer
11:49what are you so upset about sounds like mr muscle here is saving you some prep work
11:55i don't like that frank and i have to say raymond i think that deborah is playing a very dangerous
12:01game uh what are you talking about who cares where she gets her appetite as long as she has her
12:07meal
12:07at home okay stop stop raymond you have to get deborah out of this class right now why this guy
12:14is helping
12:15out maybe ray doesn't have what it takes to get deborah's motor running raymond's got plenty thank you
12:35hey this is a good-looking guy what
12:42he's like a gladiator come on robert you can't say this isn't a handsome man
12:50ma please i really need my pants
13:01wow
13:14hey hey what are you doing here i thought you were gonna pick me up at two yeah i know
13:18but i
13:18thought maybe we could go out and get something to eat right now okay that's great but i'm gonna
13:22be another 45 minutes hey everybody hey so who's ready to sweat listen i think we can go to tuto
13:37benny's you know but i don't have a reservation so why don't we just go down yeah yeah hi
13:45are you guys taking class today
13:52maybe
13:54no you're not well there's an extra space in case you decide to stay
14:05okay
14:05i mean i don't care you do what you want
14:22okay guys let me say we start with a quick warm-up
14:28okay v steps and five six seven eight
14:38we're gonna do 40 minutes this really come on great would you be quiet why don't you just wait for
14:43me
14:43outside i just can't believe you pay money for this you know we got tighter stairs at home hey we're
14:50just
14:50okay
14:50yes
14:50yes
14:51and grapevine here we go
14:56sorry sorry sorry
14:58you feeling it
14:59yeah can't hear you
15:01yeah bring it on
15:04what's this here nothing in his own
15:07hey looking good deborah looking good
15:11okay
15:12okay guys lead lips ready count it down and five six seven eight
15:20oh man what's matter
15:45yeah
15:45around the road here we go
15:49yeah
15:49yeah
15:50Black is just a day.
15:51Black is just a day.
15:53Black is just a day.
16:21Black is just a day.
16:31I'll be in a juice bar.
16:39Well, I guess I'm not aerobically gifted.
16:45That's okay, a lot of people break the boombox on their first time out.
16:50yeah that's funny you want to have sex
16:57what yeah I mean you know the kids aren't home and the honeymoon suite is
17:03vacant no not right now why
17:15you know I'm just not really in the mood right now why because you missed the
17:20class miss the class no I'm just why what are you seven how many times you gonna
17:29ask me why just until you really tell me why okay because the kids are gonna be
17:35home any minute I have a sink full of dishes and I just why do I have to
17:38explain it I'm just not in the mood how about now
17:55yeah are you in the mood now huh I'll kick one to kick one too
18:07now I'm in the mood yeah I know I know all about it every time you go go to the
18:13class you get an old turned on by hunky Joe right then you come home to me to put
18:17out the fire looking good you're getting all paranoid because we had a little
18:30extra sex last three times three times right you don't think that's out of the
18:34ordinary surprise it wasn't on the news so you think I'm cheating on you with you
18:48put it however you want all right you know what you're doing you know what I'm tired
18:53could you just call yourself an idiot you know I'm right right how would you like it if I did
19:02that to
19:02you oh please you know what about every year when that stupid swimsuit issue
19:08arrives I know I'm not gonna be getting much sleep that night why is that it's
19:12not true that's not true yeah don't try to make that like this what about the
19:16naked channel that you're always trying to check to see if they forgot to
19:19scramble it I'm not that's I'm not checking it it's on the way to the travel
19:24channel
19:26who's the one in the bedroom with all the little character suggestions huh I'm the
19:31stock boy and you can't reach the sauce
19:33or come to bed with a limb
19:38look that isn't the same all right you can't repair that because none of those things are
19:42real okay they're all make-believe they're games this guy is real he's flesh and blood
19:46and sweat and muscles okay and I don't like it I don't like it
20:03Ray did it ever occur to you that taking aerobics classes makes me feel better about myself
20:12yeah so if I feel better about myself I feel better about a lot of other things too
20:18yeah but that guy that guy just teaches class that's all that's all that's all that's it you
20:27know I mean I've seen good-looking men before where all you ever do is complain about how little sex
20:37we
20:37have and last week we had more than enough and all I did was make you suspicious I don't know
20:46I'm an idiot I guess
20:59there's that kiss again how about that kids are gonna be home in 15 minutes oh good then
21:05we'll have time for a nap too well what about the garbage just leave it oh you're dirty
21:25hey hey you here again yeah I just I wanted to bring hunky Joe a new boombox
21:34he's not teaching class today what hi everybody
21:43everybody ready to move
21:44here we go
21:50five six seven eight
22:00you know I'm feeling better about myself
22:29you
22:30you
22:32you
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