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00:04Hey, what do you think I should make for Thanksgiving?
00:08What?
00:10What do you...
00:12What do you mean?
00:12My mom's making Thanksgiving, right?
00:14Isn't she?
00:14She always makes Thanksgiving, right?
00:17What...
00:17Do you want to...
00:18Should we call her?
00:19Maybe we should...
00:19Should we clear this out?
00:20Calm down, Ray.
00:23Your mommy's making Thanksgiving.
00:26She just asked me to bring something.
00:28Oh.
00:29Oh, all right, yeah.
00:30That's a good idea.
00:34You could bring rolls.
00:38Or folding chairs.
00:41Things you bring.
00:43Mommy!
00:44What is it, sweetie?
00:45The boys are bothering me.
00:47What are they doing?
00:48They're gobbling.
00:50Ha-ha.
00:51Gobbling.
00:52I told them to stop, but they keep doing it.
00:55Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:00Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:02Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
01:03They're probably just doing it because it makes you mad.
01:06If you pretend it doesn't bother you, I'm sure they'll stop.
01:09I don't know.
01:13You know what you should do?
01:14You should gobble, too.
01:15And they'll get bored, and they'll leave you alone.
01:21what do you got Ray
01:24hey you two quit gobbling you hear me
01:27or you will never see ice cream again
01:28for the rest of your life
01:33there you go
01:36daddy loves you
01:44what did you do for yourself
01:49they're coming
02:35I got one for you
02:36all right there's this old man right
02:38and he's sitting on this park bench
02:40and he's crying uncontrollably right
02:43so this guy walks up he says
02:44hey old man what seems to be the problem
02:46and the guy says
02:47I just married a beautiful 25 year old woman right
02:51every evening she cooks me this great gourmet meal
02:55then we have a wonderful night of passion
02:57and we fall asleep in each other's arms right
03:00so the guy says well then why are you crying
03:03and the old man said
03:09so the old man said
03:17the old man said
03:21the old man said
03:23the old man says
03:25I forgot where I live
03:38that's a good one
03:39I love an old man joke
03:42I married one
04:00everyone have wine
04:02yeah okay yeah thank you Amy
04:10thank you Marie
04:11this was a terrific Thanksgiving
04:14I just love it
04:15you know there's that real family feeling
04:18you know
04:18I love Thanksgiving
04:19I wish every day could be like this
04:21uh yeah me too
04:22I love turkey
04:32well it doesn't have to end on Thanksgiving
04:36I mean this Sunday is my turkey tortellini day
04:40and I'm gonna teach Amy how to make it
04:42so we could have another family feast
04:45all right I'm wearing my stretchy pants today
04:49that day would be great
04:51hey Deb
04:53you should cook with me and Marie Sunday morning
04:59gosh really
05:02um oh Sunday I really have my hands full
05:04that's bath day
05:05you know the twins and Ray
05:09you can count us in for the eating of the meal
05:11yeah
05:12no way
05:13your girl doesn't cook
05:15you're out
05:15oh stop
05:18all right
05:20the dinner's for everyone
05:21yeah and I'll try to come up with another joke
05:26I got it
05:28well I better get started with these dishes
05:30no no
05:30you relax Marie
05:32Ray
05:32yeah mom relax
05:36Ray
05:37oh that went pretty good huh
05:43I could kill Amy cooking with Marie
05:46yeah well she's drunk
05:54anyway you were the one who went on and on about how nice it was to be with everybody
05:58yeah today was nice but I can't be in the kitchen with your mother that's the belly of the beast
06:07yeah
06:07Debra
06:08ah
06:10wow those shoes are quiet
06:15Debra I don't know why your rolls are all left I like them
06:18the burnt part gave them some flavor
06:22and don't worry about those pots and pans honey I know how to do those
06:25oh well cleaning is cleaning
06:27you'd think so
06:36the raisin of the pan Thanksgiving is officially over
06:41and always with that little smile she's so good at that
06:44yeah
06:44that was like a drive-by
06:50I should just tell her to
06:51you know what you could do
06:53what
06:54gobble
06:56yeah
06:56if you gobble then she'll get bored and she'll just leave you alone
07:02thanks
07:02oh oh Debra I envy you the way you can just roll out of bed
07:06and put on anything and not even care
07:11gobble gobble gobble
07:13yeah
07:18you might be right
07:21what
07:23everything I told Allie about pretending it doesn't bother her
07:26why haven't I tried that with your mother
07:29because that's how you deal with children
07:32yeah okay
07:34but normal children
07:35this one
07:36this one's big and a little off her nut
07:42no no
07:43every time Marie says something mean or insulting I get mad
07:47and maybe that's why she keeps doing it
07:49I should just change the way I react to her
07:51god that's in every book
07:53books
07:56there's nothing wrong with how you react
07:57Ray I wanted to hit her with a frying pan
08:01get in line
08:07your father's on the couch and he thinks from a lying down position
08:10he can eat more mashed potatoes
08:13hey Marie
08:14I would love to cook with you guys on Sunday
08:18really
08:20Kelly of the beast
08:23and you know what
08:24Ray's gonna be at the auto show
08:25so we could do it at my house
08:27we can hang out there all day
08:28it'll be fun
08:29are you alright dear
08:32yeah
08:33I'm just super excited about Sunday
08:36okay
08:37wonderful
08:38this should be educational for you
08:44educational
08:46that's a good one
08:50what are you doing
08:51a whole day cooking with my mother
08:53hey look
08:54unless I make an effort to change my behavior
08:57I can't expect your family to change theirs
08:59and you could try this too
09:00you know
09:01why
09:02well I'm used to them
09:06it's like getting into a hot bath
09:09you know
09:09at first it's so hot
09:10that you don't think you can take it
09:12but then
09:13you know
09:13once you get your luggage in
09:15it's not that bad
09:25you did a wonderful job of kneading Amy
09:28thanks
09:29I needed to hear that
09:35adorable
09:39okay
09:39next we're going to
09:41roll the dough
09:42now it can't be too thick
09:44or too thin
09:45it's not easy
09:46it needs a light touch
09:53shall we let Amy continue
09:57yeah go ahead Amy
09:59I mean she's already on a roll
10:05okay yes
10:06all right
10:07so
10:08there
10:09that's good
10:09see
10:10back and forth
10:12just like ironing
10:13oh
10:18I know
10:19it's true
10:20I can't iron
10:24no
10:26where were we
10:27oh okay okay
10:29now Amy
10:30you continue doing that
10:31and I'm going to need some help
10:32with the sauce
10:37how does stirring
10:38sound to you
10:40whatever you say
10:41Marie
10:41you're the master
10:42what
10:45you're the master
10:46I mean I'm just happy
10:47to be here
10:48you're a brilliant cook
10:56thank you
11:00those are such lovely earrings
11:02oh
11:03thank you Marie
11:04you always have such nice taste
11:10are you all right dear
11:14yes
11:15I've just never seen
11:18such lovely earrings
11:20oh
11:20yeah
11:21you like that
11:22yeah
11:22mommy
11:23yeah honey
11:24the boys keep blocking the TV
11:25well remember what we talked about
11:27pretend it doesn't bother you
11:29and see what happens
11:31when's daddy coming home
11:35just try it
11:36trust me it works
11:37huh
11:41did you want to say something Marie
11:43I don't want to butt in dear
11:45no
11:46you go ahead
11:47but
11:49your advice
11:51I'm not saying it was wrong dear
11:52but well
11:53it's not right
11:57no
11:57no see
11:58I've been mothering for 40 years
12:01and I just think that if
12:02Allie
12:03pretends it's fine
12:05then the twins are going to behave worse
12:07than you already let them
12:16I never thought of it that way
12:19you're right
12:20God
12:21you know it's just sometimes I am so scattered
12:23you know
12:25go go go go go go go go go go go go
12:43so how is the car thing it was great Ferraris Lamborghinis yeah dad was told
12:49to stop touching some of the finest automobiles in the world okay dinner is
12:55almost ready appetizers first gentlemen if you'll follow me into the lounge and Marie
13:03yeah I'll keep an eye on that sauce bad day yep didn't you even enjoy the cars I would
13:19have if I could have backed one over those two idiots they had a field day they made fun of
13:29my
13:29corduroy pants feet feet feet feet and some woman spilled soda on me and they laughing and it's like
13:36they were in Disneyland how was your day you can't even imagine I imagine name-calling and
13:47someone throwing a shoe it was fantastic I mean you know your mother did start out with her usual
13:54little remarks but I just let it roll right off of me I laughed I joked I did it yeah
14:00well I tried it
14:01too and it didn't work how long did you try it for none of your business all right it doesn't
14:09work it
14:09does work it's all about attitude you didn't change your attitude you had a bad day I changed my attitude
14:18and voila I'll say whoa you're just mad because I found out a way to get along with your family
14:29and you
14:30never have you think you've figured them out you can't change them you dizzy broad Deborah I knew it
14:45your canopies are a big hit I'll be right in my canopies are a big hit yeah are you sure
14:53she said
14:54hit shall we yeah yeah but I'll tell you if I get one more thing from them I'm gonna go
15:03Batman on their
15:06ass or maybe you could just try yeah yeah can I sit here Marie so boys what was your favorite
15:25part of
15:25the auto show ray taking a coke in the lap all right Frank leave him alone yeah yeah you were
15:34with
15:34the sourpuss all day my day wasn't so easy either what nothing you had a nice time today didn't you
15:48marry oh of course what Marie nothing it's just that sometimes if you have to spend an entire day
15:57with a person that you you need to make an effort it was an effort to be with me today
16:05no I didn't say
16:06that this was a very pleasant day yes because I made an effort I was nice it was me okay
16:18dear
16:29you Amy you were there today you saw us who was nice I thought you were both nice you're both
16:42very nice
16:45people of wine anyone three you were criticizing me asking me if I knew how to stir explaining a
16:57rolling pin to me I was just offering you useful advice like I always do advice of course it's one
17:04of
17:04the joys of my life but today for some reason you you seem to take it so badly I was
17:25laughing I was
17:26making jokes about myself I know and to be honest I I found that terribly sarcastic what do you mean
17:35sarcastic well it means a sort of phony facade I think I know what sarcastic means scooch over a
17:41little bit if you didn't want to spend the day with me there but I think at least you should
17:47have
17:47been honest about it I was being nice I was trying to be nice that was nice in there today
17:54was nice and
17:54I was nice damn it now you're getting a bit emotional gee I wonder why ah back to sarcastic
18:07but if you didn't think I was being nice then why were you nice back to me well when in
18:12Rome
18:13how would you you are a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar one of them has a parrot
18:28and says can I have some wine Amy no wait a minute answer me this
18:42Ray Robert
18:47listen I know you weren't there today but wouldn't you agree that sometimes and I'm not saying all the
18:52time but sometimes Marie can be critical of me
19:11Frank
19:15come on
19:20Ray
19:22I told you not to do this
19:29Ray look at me no look at me no look at me no all right Debra all right we've had
19:35in the past we've had our share of tiffs but I truly believe it's because you misunderstand me
19:41i i am not interested in a relationship of artificial pleasantries and and phony smiles
19:49you never ever have to pretend with me i'm always honest with you aren't i and if i
19:57see something that you desperately need help with like cooking
20:08cleaning the children your hair
20:15i i care so much that i have to say something because i want to help oh honey you don't
20:23have
20:24to be worried dear i forgive you for today
20:30and i'm always here to help
20:41la la
20:55ladies whatever you went through today was worth it
20:58an excellent meal i give it two buttons and a zip
21:06what kind of ice cream you got there ray chocolate swirly what's that i can't hear you over your
21:12pants yeah noisy pants these aren't the same pants okay i changed them before dinner then you better
21:20see a doctor
21:24noisy luggage
21:27yeah
21:29very funny very funny sounds to me like nobody wants any ice cream
21:41sorry
21:44sorry
21:44i'm sorry too
21:51see that
21:55that is how it's done
22:08it's not funny
22:09thank you
22:21so
22:21thank you
22:31thank you
22:31thank you
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