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00:03check out how your brother signs this card to my parents and keep in mind he's known them for 12
00:09years season's greetings raymond barone yeah mr. warmth hey you know what may help you put a little
00:19happy face in the o people love that i'm really gonna miss having christmas with them oh yeah
00:27the alternating years huh yeah that's a treaty that you and ray worked well i was drunk on eggnog
00:35so what are you and ray gonna get mom and dad for christmas this year i don't know every year
00:39it's so horrible poor ray always wrong he's over there right now fishing for hints yeah hints he'll
00:49never learn mom doesn't give it up so easy she always gives the same prepared statement every
00:54year oh i don't need anything dears i just want two nice boys you two ever try that nice that's
01:06too
01:06much trouble we used to just go in on some g-nut day after bath splash all right i think
01:14i picked up on
01:14something oh what do you want nothing over there sniffing out hints right what are you getting
01:23them you go first no no you go first i said you go first first so you go first why
01:29don't you both go
01:30at the same time all right one two three hammock you didn't say anything hammock that's right it's a
01:47perfect gift yeah you really see mom fighting her way out of a hammock shut up she'll love it it's
01:56like an
01:56outdoor couch when dad lies around she doesn't have to look at him we should get a hammock yeah
02:03that's right so let's hear your idea all right you ready for this because it blows your hammock to
02:08oyster bay family portrait photo who wants that i think ma does okay i think i was reading the
02:18signals loud and clear yeah and what were the signals ray she said raymond i would really love
02:24a family portrait photo instead of something useless like a hammock she did not say that she will
02:33you know ray about this photo idea yeah it's really stupid why it's perfect it's what she wants don't
02:43you think look we're gonna have to smell like this whole awful afternoon with them and then after we're
02:48done we have this permanent reminder of the whole awful afternoon with them you lose yeah you wish how
02:54about backing me up here a little we're already spending all of christmas with them come on it's a
03:00family photo it'll be nice thank you honey yeah because every year you get older looking right
03:16when i say you
03:21i mean me
03:26i mean me plus twenty dollars
03:39for your christmas cookies i have to tell you
03:44will someone acknowledge the receipt of these cookies so i can have one
03:49those look good enough
03:52hey mom and dad i think i know what i'm gonna get you for christmas
03:55better not be a pet i hate people who give pets yeah yeah we know that giving a pet means
04:00you're old
04:01i find you boring talk to a bird
04:06i'm thinking of getting you a family photo
04:08oh raymond how did you know you told them
04:13and you know about my gift
04:15among dragons is a total surprise and is better
04:21yeah anyway mom mom we're gonna set it up you know next week this way you'll have it for christmas
04:29time
04:29you're gonna have deborah set it up
04:30oh raymond you're going to so much trouble
04:33oh yes he is
04:37you know um marie while we're talking about christmas i had this idea
04:42now i know this year is your turn but i was thinking of starting a new tradition
04:46what if we spend christmas eve at my parents and christmas day at your house
04:51that way nobody misses christmas together
04:58that's lovely
05:00but you'd have to leave connecticut in the middle of the night to get back for christmas morning
05:05oh no well we would just stay overnight there and we get to your house about 10
05:13but how about the children coming downstairs in the morning and opening their presents in their little faces
05:19how could you take that away from me
05:24well they'll still have faces at 10
05:27yeah still have faces at 10
05:42come on tense fine marie
05:44who needs that crack of dawn crap
05:47grandpa i'll give you a better show at 10
05:51i have to say deborah
05:53you're killing christmas
05:57you know it's really not that big of a deal
06:01right ray
06:10don't you think it's a good idea ray
06:13just like i thought the family photo
06:16was a good idea
06:19i loved that idea
06:21didn't i ray
06:25you know it just sounds like a lot of driving
06:32dad could i borrow twenty dollars
06:38i think you made a wonderful gift choice you have a lovely family
06:42you haven't met everybody yet
06:47don't worry i can handle anything i used to be a crime scene photographer
06:51well they won't be as quiet as your other clients
06:57all right we're here
06:59hi
06:59where were you what happened you were right behind us
07:01your father parked a mile away
07:03there's meters right out front
07:05that's right
07:06meters money your father
07:10mouth noise your mother
07:13frank
07:14there's a mirror over there
07:15why don't you go call me
07:16oh
07:23professional photography
07:24one of the all-time great rackets
07:27all right dad please
07:28grab a camera
07:29find some chumps
07:30make them smile
07:31and say
07:32rip off
07:37what are you doing
07:39you taking a picture dressed like that
07:41right i had to come straight from work okay
07:44you did this on purpose
07:45what
07:46wearing that
07:47you're trying to screw up my gift
07:49right
07:51hammock
07:54calm down
07:55i've brought clothes
07:56yeah we'll put them on
07:57and
07:57just watch yourself
08:03hi robbie
08:04you're gonna change her aren't you honey
08:05yes ma
08:07listen ma
08:08i still don't understand why amy couldn't be in the picture
08:10well because it's a barone family picture
08:13is she a barone
08:15not yet ma
08:16well when you make her barone she'll be in the picture
08:18stop pressuring me
08:34you're not changing mom tell them to change
08:36okay okay i'm going
08:39mr portraiture
08:42yeah that's funny
08:44come on now now now now boys boys
08:47part of my present
08:49as lovely as this is raymond
08:51but part of my present is that we have a family picture that's happy
08:54and part of a family picture that's happy is what
08:57i wouldn't know
08:58come on
08:59part of a family picture that's happy is what
09:02two nice boys
09:05that's nice
09:06see now that's a merry christmas
09:20what did you do
09:37hello everyone
09:38oh i'm so glad you're here i was getting worried
09:41well the bloody parkway was completely jammed i mean jammed
09:47hello robert
09:48hello
09:51oh marie isn't this exciting
09:54a picture of all of us
09:57do you know we don't have any photos of us together
09:59i wonder why that is
10:04raymond could i see you for a minute please
10:06oh oh nails nails nails
10:10raymond you know that i care for deborah's parents a great deal
10:14everybody knows that
10:16don't be fresh
10:19why are warren and lois here
10:21i don't know i'm just as surprised as you are mom
10:23i'm not surprised raymond
10:26i'm disappointed
10:28all right no don't
10:29don't get disappointed
10:31isn't this my present
10:33you finally got me a decent present
10:36it's still it's still decent
10:38oh i'm look
10:39all right
10:40just help robert tuck his shirt in or something
10:43hola ramon
10:44yo estoy listo para la fotografÃa
10:49okay
10:50that's hello raymond
10:52i am ready for the photograph
10:54i'm practicing my spanish
10:56because lois and i are
10:57on our way to buenos aires
11:01oh yeah
11:05what time's the flight
11:06well it won't be for a couple of weeks now
11:09después del año nuevo
11:11yeah
11:12yeah yeah that's great
11:13that's great
11:14i brought another pashmina
11:17in case you want to wear one too
11:19oh they're so cute matching pashminas
11:23i'll be right back
11:24oh this is such fun right
11:31what's with your parents
11:32what are you talking about
11:33my mom's all upset
11:35she didn't know your parents were going to be in the picture
11:36well of course they're going to be in the picture
11:39you told them to come
11:40well yes ray
11:41i mean you said family photo
11:43so family photo
11:45but you didn't even tell me
11:47well i assumed you knew that my parents were part of the family
11:53okay yes i knew
11:54but but you had to know
11:55that my mom would go all dog day afternoon on us
11:58if if your parents are in her picture
12:02what uh
12:04oh
12:09what what what's the matter
12:11you did know she would hate this
12:12you did know
12:15sabotage
12:18why why are your parents here
12:21because
12:21they're part of the family ray
12:24and since i won't be seeing them at christmas
12:26oh
12:29okay
12:29little teppy's revenge
12:31you're trying to get back at me
12:32because i didn't support you
12:34with your little stupid christmas day thing
12:36it is not stupid for me to want to be with my family at christmas instead of yours
12:39instead of mine
12:40you said instead of mine
12:41that means you don't even want to be with mine at all
12:43i am with them every day
12:44well so am i
12:48okay everybody we're almost ready for the grown-ups
12:51hey snaps
12:52officer barone
12:53hey
12:54hey i haven't seen you since i left the force
12:56yeah well i've made sergeant
12:57hey
12:58so you're taking pictures of the living now huh
13:02yeah mostly
13:02it was our last job together
13:04what was it the uh the bronx
13:06that's right
13:07yeah decapitation
13:10yeah
13:16can we just take the picture
13:18look you better go tell your parents that this is not cool
13:24i certainly will not
13:26why don't you tell your mother
13:27she better accept the fact that she does not get to decide who is in and out of this family
13:32just talk to your mother
13:36you talk to your mother
13:45hey how much longer
13:46i don't know a couple minutes look i gotta do something
13:48i can't take that warrant anymore
13:50senor windbag
13:51all right
13:54he keeps telling me about his latest collection
13:56vintage walking sticks
13:59what do you want from me
14:00talk about a waste of money
14:01he doesn't even limp
14:04just go
14:05be nice to him
14:06he's even got one that holds booze in it
14:08surprise
14:14hey ma
14:15how you doing
14:16did you talk to deborah
14:18yes
14:18i did we had a great talk now here's the thing
14:20raymond
14:21no uh just listen mom
14:24it's it's christmas
14:26you know you you love christmas
14:29remember remember that christmas movie christmas carol
14:32remember the little crippled boy and he said
14:35he said merry christmas to all and to all a good night
14:40so he wants us
14:43so he wants us
14:45to have a good
14:50okay how about this
14:53we put our parents at the edge of the picture and later you can cut them out
15:02it's all right raymond
15:05i'm not feeling very well
15:09why don't you all take the picture without me
15:13mom i did this for you mom i did it for you
15:16i thought so too
15:20all right just wait here wait here
15:21uh excuse me ray can i ask you something
15:24what uh amy can't be in the picture but there's plenty of room for hoity and toity
15:34what i don't care i don't care if amy's in it or not talk to mom
15:37well you see i would but she's pretty upset
15:41nice gift
15:45okay everybody whenever you're ready
15:47yeah okay sure sure
15:50all right listen she's crying
15:55she is not
15:57she's got the dry cries
16:03ray as soon as i get the adults in then i can bring in the kids
16:06right no problem
16:07are you gonna help me
16:08no
16:09you know this is so typical of your mother
16:11it's either her way or no way
16:13this picture where we spend the holidays
16:15how i raise my children
16:16well guess what not this time
16:17oh come on you're killing me here
16:22this is the the the first gift i'm getting her that even has a chance of working
16:27remember the toaster huh
16:29the the aquarium
16:31the the fruit of the freaking month club
16:40don't you see
16:42i i thought she would like this because she told me she would
16:48come on look just take the picture and and then i'll do whatever you want
16:54all right we'll take the picture
16:55thank you
16:56as long as my parents can be in it too
17:14fine okay fine they're in they're in thank you for understanding now if we could just please get over there
17:21please come on come on did i tell you how beautiful you look huh you look beautiful you're like a
17:26nice little peach okay dad
17:34yeah
17:58you're ready enough with the cookies that Bobby come on come on
18:00yeah what are you doing you said you were gonna change I decided not to look
18:06it's not my fault that Amy's not in the picture tell you what Deborah is not
18:12allowed in your hammock you're not either leave your uniform on just get
18:18over there get over there what get over there now get over there please you'll
18:28find that a little kindness goes a long way thank you thank you very much all
18:35right that's almost everybody
18:49all right ma looks like it's all gonna work out it doesn't look that way Raymond
18:54no it is it is oh you smell nice what is that is that a new perfume no it's what
19:02I always wear it's my jean that day I've always I've always loved that and I got
19:12I gotta say something you know I've never told you this but you know what one of
19:16my favorite things about you is trying to compliment you that's all I just love
19:26the way you're just so open-minded and considerate especially when someone you
19:31are putting good situations no I'm not I'm putting you into your Christmas
19:36picture which you're gonna love hey everybody look it's mom you could just
19:43please just try to smile I will Raymond but this is not the present I wanted
19:54Raymond I just noticed that this background is blue do I have time to
19:59change into my gray pashmita
20:07we're taking this damn picture
20:09would you see what I'm dealing with here are you blind
20:12ah no habla talkie-talkie okay I've had it with trying to make everybody happy I was trying to do
20:22something nice
20:22I'm sick of everybody coming up to me oh talk to Debra talk to your mother why
20:27can't my girlfriend be in the picture oh I don't want to spend Christmas with
20:31them fix it Raymond talk I'm done talking don't talk to me anymore you hear me you want to talk
20:36talk to yourselves
20:36cause I'm out
20:50maybe I'll just wear the blue
20:56okay here we go
20:59we're taking the picture we're taking the picture come on listen if you need five
21:02minutes I can no no take the picture take the picture oh all right look over here
21:06give me a big smile and say Mary take the damn picture
21:11all righty one two
21:23now we're warming up these are living people all right
21:28one more here we go all right come on smile everybody we don't want Raymond to throw another hissy fit
21:39good yeah that's right all right one for the mantle now nobody talk to me anymore
21:50very good very good very good Robert got you a hammock
22:05thank you
22:06so
22:09so
22:16so
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