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مسلسل Common Side Effects مترجم - Episode 1
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00:02well actually our research has shown overall the diarrhea is the most preferable side effect
00:09compared to you know the depression suicidal thoughts or even constipation okay all right
00:15next question oh god my boss just said diarrhea on stage i'm gonna have to call you back
00:20uh hello yes my question is when will this company stop the destruction it's causing
00:25not just to indigenous communities okay excuse me i have the floor in the peruvian highlands to rare
00:33local plants to we have a whole system to an entire ecosystem security please no we don't
00:39need security security please excuse me we're not doing this okay hold on let me finish this company
00:45your company has destroyed fungal colonies that were there three million years this is a banisteriopsis
00:52does that mean anything to you it's been here since before insects hey don't touch me do not
00:58touch me don't touch the plant thank you thank you i'm sorry everybody i'm exercising my rights my
01:04name is marshall cuso i am a sheriff oh my god marshall hey excuse me if i disappear investigate
01:10reutical pharmaceuticals they may attempt to harm me they have harmed me in the past he'll be living
01:14with his mom hey easy only after that oh man
01:25marshall i thought that was you francis it's francis from high school oh yeah hey francis
01:32you're alive i heard that you died in a plane crash or i no no that was misreported
01:39i survived obviously oh good wow yeah what are you do you work around here oh i work for
01:48this ceo of this company it's urban planning yeah you have a plant yeah it could do some shade
01:59and i knew as i was doing it it wasn't right oh yeah i maybe didn't peak in high school
02:06oh yeah
02:07well hey i mean i didn't either right i was such an idiot then all of a sudden the world
02:12got very very
02:13real i mean i got all this student debt and then my mom got dementia oh francis i'm sorry
02:22sonia yeah i remember your mother oh yeah well she doesn't remember you or anything
02:33okay francis can i can i tell you a secret uh yeah please okay just go with me for a
02:40minute
02:40what if there were a medicine that could heal like almost anything well yeah that would be great sure
02:47yeah right but what if they didn't want you to know about it they sorry who's they they is big
02:56pharma it's the insurance companies the government think about all the people who make tons of money
03:01just from keeping us sick by keeping us unwell yeah that would be sick
03:09well yeah it's a sick world
03:17what the fuck but there's a cure
03:47what the fuck
04:01What the fuck?
04:09Guy's name is Marshall Cuso.
04:11He's the one playing with the pigeon?
04:14Nah, don't let that fool you.
04:15He's a dangerous man.
04:17Got a monopoly on some kind of new drug.
04:20Something very powerful.
04:21It's plant-based, maybe a mushroom or a seed.
04:24It could be hallucinogenic, addictive, fatal.
04:26They want it nipped in the bud.
04:28They?
04:30Ah, okay, yeah.
04:33Okay, so who do we got?
04:34Right, um, I have one free team.
04:37Kapano and Harrington.
04:39Great. Are they any good?
04:59Shake, shake, shake, Sonora.
05:01Shake your body line.
05:03Shake, shake, shake, Sonora.
05:05Shake it all the time.
05:07Work, work, work, Sonora.
05:10Work your body line.
05:11Work, work, work, Sonora.
05:14Work it all the time.
05:15My girl's name is Sonora.
05:17I tell your friends I adore her.
05:19And when she dances, oh, brother,
05:21she's a hurricane in all kinds of weather.
05:24Jump in the line.
05:25Rock your body on time.
05:28Yeah, Kapano, yeah.
05:29Kapano and Harrington.
05:30Yeah, yeah.
05:31They're good.
05:31They're good.
05:32Kapano and Harrington are good.
05:33Kapano and Harrington are good.
05:40Kapano and Harrington are good.
05:41Kapano and Harrington are good.
08:17This grass grows a very, very intense mushroom.
08:26And I found it.
08:35Kind of had some trouble getting out of there.
08:50Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, kid.
08:52Come on!
09:00You couldn't wait one more minute!
09:02You couldn't wait one more minute?
09:06Oh my god, oh my god!
09:10You couldn't wait one more minute!
09:11And shit.
09:12God damn it!
09:13Do it!
09:22She's not ready for the bird, man.
09:22You couldn't wait one more minute ago.
09:22I can't do it.
09:29As far as I know, this is a thing.
09:29You couldn't wait one more minute ago.
09:29No, you couldn't wait one more minute.
09:29I had to wait a minute.
09:37But I can't wait.
09:37I know.
09:39I can't wait one more minute.
09:55I also ended up with a pet tortoise.
09:59Flat white for Gagory!
10:03Gagory!
10:04That has to be Gregory, right?
10:07Anyway, I'm almost out of my show.
10:10Hey, what's up? For Gagory? Thanks.
10:12So that really was his name, Gagory.
10:15Marshall!
10:16Right, sorry. I'm almost out of mushrooms.
10:18And this valley is so special, but it's being destroyed as we speak.
10:23This company, Reutical Pharmaceuticals, evil people.
10:28They have a waste dump site just upstream.
10:32Uh, yeah, yeah, I've heard of those guys.
10:34Their CEO is this, like, evil.
10:37I mean, he's not even smart enough to be evil.
10:39Rick Krueger, he's just a functionary of demonic forces.
10:43He's like the devil's idiot butler.
10:46Then I started to understand, no one's listening because they didn't want to hear it.
10:50I mean, Francis, look around.
10:52Does this look healthy to you?
10:54I mean, people are so lost and confused and upset,
10:57and we spend more money than ever on healthcare, and everyone's still sick.
11:01The whole system is sick.
11:03And this?
11:04It's too powerful.
11:06It would put everyone who profits off selling drugs and keeping a sick out of business.
11:12I'm so, I'm so sorry.
11:14I, I just...
11:14No, no, go, please, take it.
11:16I, I should probably calm myself down anyway.
11:18I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
11:48I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
11:48I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
11:48I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
11:48I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
11:48I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
11:52No, I just ran into somebody. I can be like 10 minutes or less.
12:00Uh, yep. Yeah. Okay. Uh, see you soon.
12:10Kapano, is Salary Carrot's cousin or a sibling? You don't have to answer right away.
12:17Huh. Yeah. Okay, Agent Harrington, I think I finally figured it out.
12:23Okay, I'll pretend I'm not listening.
12:26Start here. Dallas. Dealey Plaza, where Oswald shoots JFK.
12:32Allegedly.
12:35Now, Austin. You know the tower? Charles Whitman? He was messed up.
12:40Next, Oklahoma City. What happened there?
12:42The bombing?
12:44Exactly. Timothy McVeigh. He was obsessed with what? With Waco.
12:50Do you think my haircut makes me look like Timothy McVeigh? Maybe not now that it's grown out.
12:57No. I think it looks good. But that's not all.
13:00Killeen, first real mass shooting event in America. Guy shot 27 people in a Luby's cafeteria.
13:06How do you know all this?
13:07Look at this man. Shooter corridor right through here. I'm thinking they're going to send us up here or down
13:14here to stop the next one.
13:16Look what I made.
13:18You see? That's smart. Finally some...
13:21Kapano. Harrington. Follow me.
13:23Are we going somewhere on the map?
13:26Map?
13:27No, no, no. That had to do with the kids. There were kids coming in. We were showing them the
13:31different...
13:32Forget the map. Let's go.
13:36But thanks to Enablin. Stains on my pants. They aren't one of my worries.
13:42But thanks to Enablin. Stains on my pants. They aren't one of my worries.
13:53So, uh... So... That's the take? That's the one we're going to use? Is Frances here?
14:00Yeah, uh-huh.
14:01Frances, do you like this?
14:02Uh, for what it is, uh, yes. From a marketing perspective, um, maybe a bigger conversation?
14:09Ugh, marketing. A lot of those types are going to have to get fired.
14:14You know what, guys? Take a couple frames off the top. Also, is the local the old version? Can we
14:19adjust it just so we have it?
14:21Um, okay.
14:23There you go, Frances. Boy, you really know how to sell medicine for geriatric incontinence and urine leakage, don't you?
14:31Just need your okay on the legal disclaimer.
14:34Dry mouth. Constipation. Nausea. Stomach upset. Stomach pain. Blurred vision. Dry eyes. Skin irritation. Loose bowel movements. Disturbed sleep.
14:40Is that... We have to say all that?
14:42All the language came from legal, so...
14:45Ugh, okay. Well, how fast can you play that?
14:49Here's 1.8.
14:50Dry mouth. Constipation. Nausea. Stomach upset. Stomach pain. Blurred vision. Dry eyes.
14:54That's... That's too fast. Sounds like an elf. Try one unit less.
14:58Do you want the part about the ice chips?
15:00Jesus. Ice chips? What?
15:02To relieve dry mouth, suck ice chips. Choose sugarless gum. Drink water or use...
15:05No, no. They're on their own for dry mouth. We don't need some lady choking on an ice chip and
15:09suing us.
15:10Okay, we're good. We're good. You guys good? We're good. Frances?
15:15Okay, so your dinner reservation, I printed it. I know you like physical paper.
15:19It is on your desk, and tomorrow's crossword is also in there. I got it early.
15:23Just had a conversation with the board. Ugh, Jonas Backstein. God. You don't want him not happy.
15:29Those guys scare the shit out of me, to be honest. Ugh. God.
15:36You know, I haven't seen my wife in three weeks. Weird part is, she hasn't complained.
15:44So, uh, shake-ups are coming. I'm not sure if we're gonna survive. If I'm going down, you're going down.
15:53Rick? What would happen if I brought this company, like, a new product?
15:58A new product? You mean like a drug?
16:01Yes, kind of. I-I don't know. Still exploring. Just... kind of hypothetical.
16:07Well, if somebody brought something we can bring to market, I'd make that person very wealthy.
16:12Oh, um, okay. Let me explore.
16:16Well, hurry up, Magellan. Get me something by the end of Q3, and you can have my beach house.
16:25Hey, this is Marshal Cuso. Please leave a message.
16:29Hi, um, Marshal. Sorry I missed you.
16:32I'm not sure what happened, but it was so nice catching up with you.
16:36Would you want to, I don't know, meet up again? Maybe in the city, or I could come to you,
16:43or...
16:43It'd just be really nice to see you again.
16:46Okay. Oh, it's Francis? Bye!
17:03Hey, Mr. Socrates. I'm back from the city. You'd hate it.
17:09Oh, listen to this.
17:11Hi, um, Marshal. Sorry I missed you.
17:14Francis Applewhite. I haven't seen her since high school. Can you believe that?
17:19Doesn't she sound nice?
17:21I don't know. Meet up again?
17:22Oh, let me get you some food.
17:44Okay, yeah, this is it.
17:46What's this?
17:47Italo Disco. One of my favorite genres.
17:51Although, many of the top producers were, in fact, German.
17:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:56Hmm. I thought they only made sausages and chocolates and shit.
17:59Whatever, it's working.
18:01Hmm. Hey, let me ask you something.
18:03This guy owns all the way back to that highway?
18:07Yeah, like, 2,000-something acres?
18:09And that's from drug life.
18:10He's done some wild stuff.
18:16He's done some wild stuff.
18:17He's done some wild stuff.
18:28I did a dive on the guy.
18:29Oh, I read the file.
18:31He's an expert on quasi-node extraction.
18:33He has three birds named after him in New Guinea.
18:36He won the Halvstrom Prize.
18:37Uh, correction.
18:38He was runner-up for the Halvstrom Prize.
18:41See, that's why we're partners.
18:43I knew he was runner-up.
18:45I was testing you.
18:46You passed.
18:48Does this seem like an everyday drug dealer to you?
18:51Job's a job.
18:53Warren's good?
18:56Let's do this.
19:12Marshal Buso.
19:14Marshal Buso.
19:20Marshal Buso.
19:25Marshal Buso.
19:28Marshal Buso.
19:29Marshal Buso.
19:30Marshal Buso.
19:33Marshal Buso.
19:41Marshal Buso.
19:44Marshal Buso.
19:47Marshal Buso.
19:51Hey, brainstorm with me for one sec.
19:53If you wanted to, like, delete any trace of where you worked, like online, Facebook, LinkedIn, do you think that
20:00you could do that?
20:02Uh-oh. Who are you hiding from?
20:04I just want to be more private.
20:06So, okay, so I've been reading this interview with a psychologist who thinks that sex should be more like, um,
20:13like a form of play.
20:14Yes, um, sorry, what, what were you saying?
20:17Baby, just try looking into my eyes for, like, 30 seconds. It's really good for, like, our chakra, soul, sexual
20:24connection stuff.
20:30Babe.
20:31Sorry, Nick, it's just there's, like, a work situation. I...
20:38Hello?
20:39Frances?
20:40Yeah, yes, hi! Oh, where are you?
20:44Um, actually, I'm in your neighborhood right now.
20:48Really?
20:50I know it's weird, but, uh, listen, can we meet up?
20:54It's kind of urgent, uh, and just two things to mention.
20:58Some people are following me, and I brought my tortoise.
21:03All right.
21:04All right.
21:30You
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