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مسلسل Cobra Kai مترجم - Episode 5
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00:00You
00:44You ready?
00:46Yes, I'm done.
00:54What does a cobra do?
00:56What does a cobra do?
00:57Hey, there's no tapping in karate.
01:11I can't obviously get your arms up.
01:14My arms up.
01:37What does a cobra do?
01:42Sliver!
01:43Okay.
02:05Oh, what the hell?
02:08No, no, no, that wasn't fair.
02:09You want a fair fight?
02:11Dream on.
02:12You can't always think your enemies
02:13are going to play by the rules.
02:14Yeah, yeah, my, my, yeah.
02:16What if that baseball was your enemy's friend
02:17coming at you from behind?
02:18You have to be prepared for everything.
02:21Yeah, yeah.
02:22Hey, look.
02:25No, it's fine, it's fine.
02:26Don't, just don't be a baby.
02:30Hello.
02:32Ah, shit.
02:33It's 5 o'clock.
02:34Twilight is upon us.
02:36All right.
02:37What's going on?
02:38I had to sublet the dojo for a few hours,
02:41just so we could get more students.
02:42We need to change the energy in here.
02:50Center your energy.
03:00And stretch.
03:11Nice, right?
03:12They shipped the three-pounders in from Odonkos.
03:15Oh, I like the melted butter.
03:19So, listen.
03:20I have to thank you, Le Rousseau, for inviting us.
03:23My wife and kid, they love lobster night.
03:25But this country club, they revoke my membership, son of a gun.
03:29I know, and frankly, I don't like how they handled that, Armand.
03:31I mean, it's a stupid rule, if you ask me.
03:33That's what I said.
03:34I mean, this is the entire reason we wear flip-flops in the shower.
03:37Am I right?
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:40Look, Armand, most of these people here, their money comes from Mommy and Daddy.
03:44You and me, we earned it.
03:46So, when it comes to business in the Valley, it's in our interest to look out for each
03:51other.
03:51Oh.
03:52So, it's not only the lobster that's being buttered up, huh?
03:56Hmm.
03:58Tell me, what can Armand do for you?
04:03By the way, thanks for coming.
04:06I thought you were going to be out with your friends tonight.
04:08Yeah, um, I don't know.
04:10You guys and Moon have been returning my texts.
04:12Oh, no.
04:13We were supposed to go to a concert together.
04:15Mm-hmm.
04:16And then I saw this.
04:21Well, maybe it's better that you're not there with them.
04:26Anyway, we're always happy to have Anthony.
04:29Stop drinking the butter!
04:31Okay, let's get your butter.
04:35My dad owns buildings.
04:37My dad owns cars.
04:39My dad makes more money than your dad.
04:42My dad knows karate and could kill your dad.
04:45So, let's talk real estate.
04:48I might be looking at a new location and if some land would become available...
04:52You want me to tell you before I tell Mr. Tom Cole, huh?
04:56I heard you guys had argument.
04:58You kicked a hot cup of coffee from his hand.
05:01It was a boba.
05:02It's like a tea.
05:04It's got these chunks of tapioca.
05:06It doesn't matter, really.
05:08So, you want me to scratch your balls.
05:10How are you going to scratch my balls?
05:13That's not the expression, but let's just say I might be able to get you reinstated here at the club.
05:18All I want is first crack at any properties you're looking to sell in Reseda.
05:24Reseda?
05:25I only have one strip mall in Reseda on Victory Boulevard.
05:30Victory?
05:31Oh, that's right.
05:32The one with the karate dojo in it?
05:35Uh, yeah.
05:36Snake karate or something.
05:37I don't know.
05:40Ever thought of selling?
05:47Hey, Mom.
05:48Hey, baby.
05:50I went to Vaughn's and got those frozen pizzas that you like.
05:53You want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie?
05:56Oh, that's so sweet, honey.
05:57Um, I actually have to run a couple of errands, but, uh, how about we do that tomorrow night?
06:01Okay?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Sure.
06:05If you're not too hungover.
06:07Hey.
06:09Okay.
06:09You caught me.
06:10I am going out.
06:11But, you know, it is 9 LA week, so...
06:15You meeting that guy from the other night?
06:17Oh, God.
06:17That nerd?
06:18No.
06:18He was all bark and no stick.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:22I know.
06:22It's, like, super gross.
06:24But, listen, you don't realize how hard it is to meet a good man.
06:27I mean, just look at your father.
06:29That's what we're working with here.
06:31Oh, did I mention that that deadbeat came by just last night?
06:33Did you see me?
06:36No.
06:37What'd he say?
06:38Mm, just some BS about you moving in with him as if he suddenly gives a shit.
06:42I'm sure it's just a scam to get out of paying for child support.
06:46Well, I mean, how do you know that?
06:47Trust me, I know your father.
06:51Listen, I know that you're super bummed out about tonight, but, um, you know, I'm trying to meet that special
06:57someone.
06:57You're only getting older and bigger, and sooner or later you're gonna leave me for a life filled with excitement.
07:02You don't wanna leave your mama alone, do you?
07:07No.
07:08Same too, baby.
07:09I love you.
07:11Bye.
07:11Love you, too.
07:21What's the second rule of the way of the fist?
07:23Strike hard.
07:24That's right.
07:25There's only one reason to hit someone.
07:28To inflict pain.
07:31Striking hard is about giving your all.
07:35What the hell?
07:37No yoga till five.
07:39No matter how bad you need it.
07:42I'm actually here for karate.
07:44I saw your website.
07:45It said that there was supposed to be a session today.
07:48I appreciate you coming in, but there are no girls in Cobra Kai.
07:51Why not?
07:52Same reason there aren't women in the army.
07:54Doesn't make sense.
07:56Sensei, I need to show you something in the office.
08:02Don't give me the sexist bullshit, right?
08:04I'm just saying women aren't meant to fight.
08:06They have tiny, hollow bones.
08:07Aren't you desperate for new students?
08:09Yes.
08:10But this isn't a knitting class.
08:11This is a dojo.
08:12The kids at school call our names.
08:14Make fun of her.
08:14That's what happens when you eat an entire box of Twinkies every day.
08:18Her dad is Isaiah Robinson.
08:21Hall of Fame lineman for the Chargers?
08:23Yeah, so you're saying it's genetic?
08:25Her love for Twinkies comes from her dad?
08:26No, I'm saying her family's loaded.
08:28And she's a paying customer.
08:30But you don't need the money, right?
08:36Okay, take off your shoes.
08:38Hop on the mat.
08:44Okay, after further review, I've decided to allow female students.
08:48But if you want to be in Cobra Kai, you can't act like a girl.
08:51What do you mean?
08:52How do girls act?
08:53Oh, don't give me that.
08:54You know, all emotional, loud, complaining.
08:57Never letting you finish a sentence.
08:59Well, I know a few guys who act just...
09:01Quiet!
09:07My student tells me you've been harassed at school.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Mostly online.
09:16I get mean texts and emails sent to me.
09:19Makes me not want to go.
09:21And who sends you these messages?
09:24Well, they're mostly anonymous.
09:26These kids create fake accounts.
09:29And they tell me things like, I'm ugly and that I should kill myself.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:38What a bunch of pussies.
09:41Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone, you did it to their face.
09:46There was honor, respect.
09:47What?
09:48These geeks hide behind their computers with a bunch of spineless losers.
09:52You're not afraid of these losers, are you?
09:55No.
09:56Are you gonna take shit from these losers?
09:58No.
09:59Good.
09:59Because when I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back.
10:03Only it's not gonna be with your keyboard.
10:05It's gonna be with your fists.
10:10Armand, come on.
10:11I'll give you 10% over market rate.
10:13That's a great deal.
10:14Yeah, yeah.
10:15It's a great deal.
10:16Maybe too great, huh?
10:17I don't know what you see in Reseda.
10:19It's a shithole.
10:20Just call it nostalgia.
10:22I grew up there.
10:23Well, then you know it's horrible.
10:25Oh, and so is this Boba Moba tea.
10:27I don't like it.
10:29The straw's screwy.
10:30I almost choke.
10:32If Reseda's so bad, why not sell me the strip mall?
10:34I wanna invest in my old community.
10:35Eh, I'm smelling some kind of bowl of shit, you know?
10:38I think you have another reason, your honor.
10:40I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
10:41And frankly, I don't know why you care.
10:42The mall down the street gets more than twice the rent.
10:45You're not even charging market rate.
10:47You calling me stupid, Lorusso?
10:49I'm just letting you know the truth, Armand.
10:52I'm scratching your balls.
10:54Thank you very much, but I can scratch my own balls.
10:57I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman, huh?
11:00No deal.
11:02Fine.
11:02Then enjoy pissing in your own shower, Armand.
11:05Everybody does it!
11:24My mom gave me this weed for my birthday.
11:27And she says it's like lower in calories or something.
11:30I felt that one.
11:33I don't want you, a homeless person.
11:35Don't look.
11:38I feel bad not looking at her.
11:43Oh my god, we just made eye contact.
11:45Great, now she's coming over.
11:47You see what you've done?
11:47But what do we do?
11:49Just take out your phone and act like you're texting.
11:53Hey, open up and give me money.
11:55Oh my god.
12:00I'm gonna hurt ya.
12:02Lock the doors.
12:03You didn't look bad doing that right in front of her.
12:05You want her hopping in the back seats and wearing shit everywhere and slicing her throats?
12:09Be my guest.
12:17What the hell, Sam?
12:19We thought you were a poor person.
12:21Why have you guys been avoiding me?
12:23What do you think?
12:25Kyler told us what you said.
12:27Wait, what did he say?
12:28I didn't take notes, but pretty much that you think you're better than us?
12:33You were no one before we let you in.
12:34You didn't even electrolycize.
12:37I never said a word about either of you.
12:39That's not what went down.
12:41Oh, Kyler told us what went down.
12:43And who went down.
12:45And in a movie theater?
12:47That's yucky.
12:52Whatever Kyler told you was a lie.
12:54Sam, just say you're sorry and we can all be friends again.
12:57Or don't.
12:58And get the hell out of Moon's car.
13:03Enjoy puking at your burritos, Yaz.
13:08Okay, don't leave the door open!
13:10You're gonna get us killed!
13:11Wait, you've been purging and not telling me?
13:14Okay, let's see what you got, Miss Robinson.
13:16Face me.
13:17Bow.
13:18Face each other.
13:20Bow.
13:21Mr. Diaz, show her everything you've learned.
13:24I don't think this is right, Sensei.
13:26You don't think what's right?
13:28She's a girl.
13:29I'm not gonna...
13:30And?
13:31I thought you said women were equal to men.
13:33I did say that.
13:34I didn't mean it like that.
13:35I meant that she...
13:36All right, then show her women are equal and give her everything you got.
13:38Wait.
13:39I just want to remind everyone this is my first day.
13:41Your enemies don't care what day it is.
13:43They prey on weakness.
13:44If you want to beat them, you got to conquer your fears and jump face first into the fire.
13:49Are you ready, Miss Robinson?
13:51I guess.
13:52Mr. Diaz.
13:55Fight!
14:00Don't just stand there.
14:02Fight!
14:06I'm sorry.
14:10Oh, my God, Ayesh, are you okay?
14:12I'm sorry.
14:13Come on.
14:23My ribs.
14:26Girl's a natural cobra.
14:30All right, students, wait here.
14:32Diaz, you're in charge.
14:36This is wrong.
14:37I've been a tenant here for ten years.
14:40In ten years, you don't pay more rent.
14:41Shut up, you old girl.
14:46I'm trying to run a karate dojo next door.
14:49Huh?
14:49Look, this cabron's trying to double our rent.
14:52I'm just trying to make the market value.
14:54That's all.
14:54How am I supposed to pay double rent?
14:56Well, I don't know.
14:56You can't pay.
14:57I get out of tenants.
14:59Come on, Roland.
15:00Let's go.
15:00You see?
15:01You have to be tough.
15:02You're a big man, Dad.
15:24Okay.
15:25Shh.
15:25Be quiet.
15:27You be quiet.
15:28You be quiet.
15:32Okay, boss man.
15:33I like how you take charge.
15:35Okay.
15:35Gotta be an alpha to work at TBS Business Affairs, right?
15:38Yeah, you do.
15:39Okay.
15:39Be quiet.
15:40My son is sleeping.
15:41Okay.
15:42Okay.
15:46Okay.
15:58Yeah.
15:59This is all pretty much trash.
16:00You wanna throw it away here or take it home and toss it?
16:03This is a classic swimsuit edition.
16:05Elle McPherson in our prime.
16:08Yeah.
16:09If it were mint, I'd throw you five bucks, but this is, uh, let's just say, well-loved.
16:18All right.
16:19What about the Nintendo?
16:20It's an Atari.
16:22Normally, I'd offer you 20 bucks and flip it to some douchebag hipster who wanders in, but
16:27my rent just went up, so I'll give you a 10 spot if it helps you out.
16:32Oh, my gosh.
16:33All right.
16:35I didn't wanna have to do this.
16:37I know gold's been going up, and I don't wanna sell them all.
16:40Just tell me how many I need to part with to get 1,200 bucks.
16:43Okay.
16:44Let's see.
16:44How many you got?
16:466, 12, 18.
16:521,200.
16:58Okay, yeah.
16:59If you happen to have 60,000 more of these lying around somewhere, I think we can work
17:04something out.
17:04What?
17:05This is solid gold.
17:06Gold-plated.
17:08A certificate of authenticity.
17:11Ooh.
17:12That's a nice one.
17:14They even put an eagle on there and everything.
17:16All right.
17:17You know what?
17:20You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.
17:24Let's stand.
17:26What?
17:34Oh, my God.
18:21You got any red spray paint?
18:23Uh, yeah. Keep it in the back, otherwise the kids will steal it.
18:26You got a little art project. Big canvas right on Ventura Boulevard.
18:31Yeah. Uh, watch him for me, will you?
18:34Yeah. No problem. Thank you.
18:40What's going on?
18:43Oh, just checking out the neighborhood.
18:45I was actually considering opening up a dealership on this side of town, but now I don't know, man.
18:51The rent seems to be going crazy out of control.
18:54Frankly, I don't know how you afford it.
18:56Small business like yours, more power to you.
18:59You know, on second thought, I don't need the paint.
19:01I'm sorry. I'll just take the gum here and put that guy's beer on my tab.
19:05It looks like he's had a rough day.
19:20Ooh, the 2013.
19:22Yeah.
19:22Somebody's in a good mood.
19:23Well, somebody got some payback.
19:27Uh, Daniel, do you really think it's a good idea to start a war with Tom Cole?
19:30What? Oh, no, no, no.
19:32It turns out Tom Cole was not the one who messed with the billboard.
19:36It was Johnny Lawrence.
19:38Okay? After 30 years, I thought that guy might have changed,
19:41but he's still the same prick he was back in high school.
19:45Guy thinks he could bring Cobra Kai back to the valley?
19:48Not on my watch.
19:50What did you do?
19:51I told Zarkarian I wanted to buy the Cobra Kai strip mall.
19:55Why would you do that?
19:56What do you want with a crappy strip mall in Reseda?
19:59This is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:00You're going to love this.
20:01I wasn't really going to buy it.
20:02I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian so he would jack up the rent.
20:05And it worked, because now Cobra Kai is going to have to shut down.
20:09Did I have yours? It's delicious.
20:10It's got this peppery...
20:11You're telling me that the whole Zarkarian dinner
20:14was just some convoluted plot
20:16so you could raise the rent on your childhood karate rival?
20:18I think you're oversimplifying things.
20:21Well, what about the other stores in the mall?
20:22I mean, did you even consider them?
20:24Look, I don't know about Johnny Lawrence or Cobra Kai.
20:27All I know is that my husband is acting like a mental patient.
20:31I mean, embarrassing Sam at the Halloween dance?
20:34Kicking Tom Cole and now this?
20:36It's like ever since that dojo opened, you've been off.
20:38Listen, Nick, that guy spray-painted a dick on my face.
20:42So what? He's an asshole.
20:45Don't let him turn you into one.
20:47Look, I don't know what you need to work this out.
20:50Therapy or acupuncture or some cross-country motorcycle trip.
20:54All I know is I want the Daniel LaRusso that I married to come back.
20:58Bye.
21:17Oh, don't let me.
21:28Oh, don't even think about it.
21:30Come on, I need a place to sit.
21:32Oh, you can go sit with Kyler.
21:35I hear he doesn't mind that you suck.
21:49You think it's funny to spread lies about me?
21:50What are you talking about?
21:52We saw a movie, and that's it.
21:55Well, maybe I saw a little bit more than you.
22:00Yeah, weird, you got pretty choked up.
22:10Hey, guys, you know that billboard
22:12with a big-ass dick on it?
22:14I guess Sam takes after her dad.
22:22Hey, Kyler.
22:26Why don't you shut the hell up
22:27and stop being such an asshole?
22:30You want another beatdown, Ria?
22:34I'm ready for your lame-ass car at this time.
22:37It's not lame-ass karate.
22:40It's Cobra Kai.
22:58Give mercy!
22:59Give mercy!
23:03Oh, my God.
23:41Hey, get down from there right now.
23:49All four of them?
23:50Yeah.
23:51Even that big dumb one?
23:52Yeah, it all happened so fast.
23:54Everything just came together.
23:55I was blocking.
23:56I anticipated.
23:57I slithered.
23:59Your mom's going to kill both of us.
24:01Well, she would if she knew.
24:03When my school called, my ya-ya answered.
24:05I've never seen her so proud.
24:07She won't talk.
24:08All right, so let me get this straight.
24:12You took all the lessons I taught you,
24:15and you used them to straight up beat the shit out of those punks.
24:21Well, yeah.
24:24Follow me.
24:30I wore this when I was training for my first tournament back in 81.
24:34I want you to have it.
24:38Are you sure?
24:40Hell yeah.
24:41You earned it.
24:50That's it.
24:51This is the best thing I got, you know.
24:52Thank you so much.
24:54You've been saying thank you.
25:15Here we go.
25:33Hey, Mr. Miyagi.
25:36I know it's been a few months,
25:38but better late than never, right?
25:45I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
25:47I, um...
25:50You know, it's...
25:52It's funny.
25:53When I was a kid,
25:54you seemed to always have all the answers,
25:57and I guess I thought when I got older,
25:59I'd have it all figured out, too.
26:02But now I just...
26:05I feel like I'm clueless.
26:09Makes me wonder, was it different for you,
26:11or were you just better at hiding it?
26:15Maybe that was it, huh?
26:20I feel like lately I've let my anger
26:22take control.
26:24You know me.
26:25I've always been a bit of a hothead, so...
26:35I really wish you could be here right now.
26:36and I don't know if it's legal...
27:14Daniel, sir, you remember a lesson about the balance?
27:21Yeah.
27:23A lesson not just karate only.
27:28A lesson for whole life.
27:33Whole life.
27:35Have a balance.
27:37May everything be better.
27:41Understand?
27:42Yeah.
27:47I understand.
27:51Look, you'll get your damn rent.
27:54No, I don't have it now.
27:56So I'm saying, I'm working on it.
27:57I got a plan.
28:02Trey, right here.
28:03Hey, I'm gonna call you back.
28:11OK.
28:11It's good like a million minutes.
28:13Oh, yeah.
28:16You're not for action or anything.
28:29Looks like we're in business.
28:54We're in business.
29:31Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript.
29:34Why do you want to sweep up around here?
29:37Shouldn't you be in college?
29:38Just taking some time off to figure things out.
29:41This is exactly where I want to be.
29:44Okay.
29:45Well, I'd love for you to meet my husband,
29:47but he's taking a personal day.
29:49Can you start Monday?
29:50Absolutely.
29:52Well, welcome to the LaRusso family.
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