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00:15Mr. Sterling always says some teams sell success the Clippers sell hope what he
00:24means is we usually lose he says a lot of things he shouldn't
00:45vips are like that hello mr. sterling it's out they think they're surrounded by nobody what do
00:53it's out the recording of you and v but most of the big stars started out as nobodies
01:10michael jordan was cut from his high school basketball team coach einstein was expelled
01:16it's the tape it's out and they got big in the olden days
01:23now anyone can blow up in an instant
01:31so the dangerous thing about disrespecting a nobody especially one with big big potential like me
01:39controversy tonight over racist comments made an audio leaked to tmz i'm listening
02:01clippers offices sure you don't want to circle around the departures fuck off back to boston
02:06come find me at staples so i can enjoy the abject shock on your face when the clippers bring home
02:12a title this season okay we'll see yeah hey i'm just messing with you man you're a legend it's an
02:17honor
02:17to squire the great doc rivers into l.a in my prius thanks man hey can i ask you a
02:22very very personal
02:23question off the record yeah why did a championship coach like you take a job with the dog's shittiest
02:28team in sports i'd like a challenge
02:40remember last winter's spooky story of the body found in a hotel water tower
02:45well the la county corner finally released a cause of death today accidental drowning
02:51and another fabulous day at the beaches our fearless leader sorry they forgot to get a car to lax for
02:58you doc interns um so the press conference isn't until this afternoon so what can we get you to eat
03:05for lunch sushi indian indian sushi fusion new bento box right uh apparently we ordered a deli platter
03:18deli platter okay
03:21you know gary sax right the sack attack evp of player personnel and uh 19 year vet glad to have
03:30you back coach yeah thanks uh okay uh digital oh hr uh oh and if it uh breaks beeps or
03:38freezes
03:38your eggheads in i.t and here's king egghead right here sandy how long you've been with us 25 years
03:44mr rosar 25 years uh oh your wordsmith's in communications seth burton vp coach i'm seth
03:51i uh i enjoy scandinavian crime fiction i've been seth let me interrupt you
03:56so 43 years as a franchise and the clippers have never won a championship ever how many times you
04:03made it to the second round of the playoffs just the second round two about twice that's crazy
04:08no offense but you guys are the worst organization in sports you're not here to retire with a gold watch
04:14you're here to win so why the are you talking to me about longevity when you haven't won anything
04:19makes me very uncomfortable we are going to win a championship this year and it will change your
04:28life where's my favorite coach doc donald bet you're glad you're out of boston i love boston did doc tell
04:39you when he used to play for me well you were here sandy minus about 20 pounds of you listen
04:45donald
04:45i'd like to get into some personnel issues good andy uh oh yeah oh come on back to work
04:54i want to make a play for jj reddick he's got two offers already so we'll have to spend 30
04:59million
04:59for four years uh who is this jj i mean where's he from free agent out of milwaukee he's the
05:05shooter
05:06we need my sources say jj's signing with minnesota and chris paul already broke the piggy bank i mean he's
05:11very hard to pull you did your sources also tell you chris is our team captain look we can afford
05:15rank but we can't afford us to get bounced out of the playoffs again in the first round okay doc
05:21okay
05:21my coach knows best look at you is that havarti
05:30help yourself too sweetie are you trading deandre jordan excuse me this is v my assistant
05:38i heard the last coach wanted to he's expensive and he can't shoot well the last coach got fired
05:45deandre is going to be the best defender in the league and personnel decisions are none of your
05:48damn business v yeah uh doc let's uh let's get you fitted with a clippers polo
05:58first day so don't feel bad but uh mr sterling gets upset when people don't call him mr sterling
06:04i'll call him mr sterling when he calls me mr rivers where are you going bringing jj to la
06:11is sterling in a freak if i order an entree come on when you played for the clippers did you
06:16have to
06:16buy your own socks no i read one time sterling tried to fire the trainer and get the coach to
06:20tape up the players i read he likes losing his philosophy being people come to the games either
06:26way and he doesn't have to spend on salary you look at the internet a lot well i'm not cheap
06:31and i'm not
06:32going to tape up your ankles we'll match any offer including the socks
06:38jj you're the perimeter shooter i need you'll be a full-time starter and we are winning a title
06:45i'm down the road with minnesota but are you the missing ingredient to a championship team
06:51in minnesota
06:57bill what do you got doc any truth to the rumor that you're on the verge of closing a deal
07:02with jj reddick
07:08andy happy forts plans with the family yeah just got back to orlando kids are in town
07:17my wife invited wait why are you calling me hello hello andy it's doc too donald mr sterling i told
07:28doc
07:28you changed your mind on jj and he's what's going on donald i've been talking to people and they
07:34don't like jj what people your dry cleaner that's funny he'll find another hole mr sterling the other
07:40teams in play for jj felt their slots is that gary gary if you say one more fucking word you're
07:44fired
07:45what have these people been telling you about jj donald he's white i didn't know he was white
07:51what the what does him being white have anything to do with it what is that are you just making
07:59a
07:59sound the offer to jj isn't papered yet so legally we should be covered we can't take back a verbal
08:04offer it's bad for the team's reputation you're fired if we renege on jj now donald we'll never get
08:08another free agent again doc doc don't worry about that i have a good reputation no i have a reputation
08:14what's your reputation i'm the one everyone loves me no they don't excuse me who are you talking to
08:21you fucking brat i'm your owner you're not my owner because i quit you're on a choke chain you
08:42okay good talk jj's approved what the fuck andy hey look i know people think mr sterling some kind
08:49of joke he wears socks and sandals i get it but he built an empire maybe he deserves some respect
08:57anyways don't make plans for labor day we'll see you at his white party his what when it's hot
09:02like this i put my undies in the icebox and drink a cold clippertini courtesy of donald t
09:08sterling that's a beautiful we'd love to get you into a condo until your family can join you from
09:15florida donald and i own 150 properties around town hotels malibu yacht club half the apartments in
09:23beverly hills we know everybody in beverly hills we know everybody in real estate or if you need a
09:29decorating eye or a housekeeper i find them for a lot of the wives very kind of you shy very
09:37kind
09:37yeah think about it all right come on dog
09:46our little way to kick off the season
09:51where's donald i'll go find him don't be shy
10:07natural light am i right these these both looked white at home
10:24let's give a big hand to the fabulous clippers and america usa
10:34let's give a big hand to one of the finest athletes ever the leader of this team
10:40el hombre himself blake griffin
10:50and our fabulous new coach you're going to fall in love with him let's hear it
10:58for doc rivers
11:04thank you donald thank you shelley
11:06all right
11:27ubuntu
11:29your motto with a cell taker i am great through others i use it at corporate retreats
11:34it's a game changer it is it is bad boy hogging blake all to yourself i see a lot of
11:41pretty
11:42girls around here blake you're pretty too honey
11:47come come come come come
11:49this is our star blake griffin oh needs no introduction hello blake
11:56amazing good to meet you you look younger in person um yummy am i drooling
12:02you hardcore type a right yeah got an obsessive personality you don't want to see my clothes
12:06out of here out of place that's the type of energy we need on this team look look at deandre
12:11two
12:12cosmos and a smile go see me smile till we win one of you guys want to tap blake out
12:18coach you don't get led by the hand unless you want to be led by the hand you feel me
12:24donald come meet jj over here with chris jj i am so happy that you're joining us
12:32and are you gonna smile finally now that you have your coach that's called a game face donald
12:39and why aren't you boys talking to all these beautiful girls because i love my wife
12:49are you all right with donald showing you off in front of folks like this yeah i don't know when
12:55he does it i just kind of pretend like my hand is somebody else's hand and drift away a little
12:59bit
13:01any pre-existing tension on the team i need to know about
13:06nobody can stand the sound of chris's voice but all the players agree with me about it so i
13:12wouldn't say it's a problem okay
13:19doc it is a privilege to watch you mingle i knew we were gonna have a donald problem but
13:24blake and chris oh yeah no they hate each other
13:30keep the energy up and push the drink we over ordered on the gin hang on honey there
13:39oh not so much broccoli honey it sticks in your teeth
13:47so sorry
13:58so
13:59so
14:38Are you even watching what's happening with this Obamacare mess?
14:42What's next? Free facelifts?
14:44It's the rise of the takers.
14:46We're falling behind in the world in innovation, in science, in space.
14:52These people, they don't make anything.
14:55They don't grow our economy.
14:56They just sit around watching the Kardashians, and they think,
15:00Oh, gee, look at those girls.
15:03They haven't worked a day, and they have this lifestyle.
15:07But you can't just show up and say, gimme.
15:10Oh, my God, it's the electric slide!
15:21Let's just not look.
15:23That's a personal assistant I'm Tinkerbell.
15:26Where did Donald even meet her?
15:27Donald's city council friend called and said,
15:30There's a beautiful mixed-race girl in jail with no one to bail her out.
15:33And I thought he'd find her very interesting.
15:35They met at a Super Bowl party.
15:38Let me set her straight.
15:39The problem is Donald following his little captain.
15:43It's a legend.
15:44Wondie, wondie, wondie, that you can't hold it.
15:48It's a legend.
15:49Wondie, wondie, wondie, bring it over.
15:53I fermented a tea.
15:55I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
15:58It's hibiscus.
16:03Vee, honey, thank you for coming.
16:07And thank you for helping Donald with these past few years,
16:11driving him around and all that.
16:13Don't worry about it.
16:17You know, our lifestyle can be a lot of fun,
16:21but the white party, that's work too.
16:24Donald likes to be the first in the conga line, so to speak.
16:29But he counts on us to maintain a certain image.
16:32Do you know what I mean?
16:34Definitely.
16:35I've been helping Mr. Sterling a lot with his image.
16:38Right.
16:40What do you mean?
16:41He speaks from the heart.
16:42That's what we love about him, right?
16:44But we're working on his consistency.
16:49There's my hostess with the mostess.
16:52Fabulous, honey.
16:56How can Vee afford a Ferrari?
16:59And why is it red?
17:00I don't know.
17:01I mean, she owned some cars.
17:03She traded them.
17:04Now there's a Ferrari.
17:06Why do you care?
17:07You wanted her to have nice things.
17:09I said, if she's going to be your assistant,
17:11she can't dress like a Gucci.
17:14I don't like the way she looks at you.
17:16Whatever she does for you, fine.
17:20But why show off in front of our friends, our team?
17:25I'm curious.
17:26If you're so curious, ask her.
17:28I did.
17:29She said she's working on your consistency.
17:31Oh, right.
17:33Well, what on earth does that mean?
17:35I'm forgetful.
17:36You know that.
17:37She keeps a record.
17:38An audio record.
17:41She's taping you.
17:42Honey, I hate driving to Beverly Hills at night.
17:45I need to go home.
17:46I've been standing all day.
17:48My foot is hurting.
17:51I'll tell Vee to look at me differently, okay?
18:03Did you have fun?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Did you?
18:06Yes.
18:07Seatbelt.
18:37Hey, Ty.
18:38What time am I sitting down with Blake and Chris?
18:39You aren't.
18:41Oh, fuck.
18:42Blake's shooting a Kia commercial.
18:44Chris has one for State Farm.
18:45You know where's Twin Cells Insurance?
18:47How do they come up with those?
18:50You want to go to them?
18:51What's going on at North Rodeo?
18:53The tenant with the reptiles?
18:55She says her asthma's acting up because of mold.
18:57Mold?
18:58It's probably her turtle.
19:01I want a happy building.
19:03Let's help her relocate.
19:05Offer her place to Miss Kwan and charge the turtle woman for new carpet.
19:11My bride.
19:12Oh, hi, Mrs. Sterling.
19:14We're going down to parking.
19:16Where are you off to?
19:17Um...
19:18Mr. Sterling has the dentist and then we're visiting grant candidates for the Sterling Foundation.
19:23Homeless rising?
19:24Para los niños?
19:25Those sound very far east.
19:28We have no boo with the Lasordas this afternoon.
19:31Thank you for reminding me.
19:33I love, I love, I love my calendar, girl.
19:38This elevator wants to go down.
19:44Hey, can you do pick up and take the boys to baseball?
19:47Mr. Sterling's taking forever.
19:49I'm still at work.
19:50I can't get to the school and the post office.
19:52I'll get the transfer application tomorrow.
19:54Do means do.
19:55The transfer application has to go in today.
19:58It might not.
19:59Maybe we keep the kids where they are.
20:01It's better not to change their routine.
20:02You might not get the duplex anyway.
20:04Just get the transcripts, Lucy.
20:06And the teacher references.
20:08We're going to meet the realtor now.
20:09I'll make sure we can use the address.
20:40No ticket.
20:41Good girl.
20:47Good girl.
20:49Why was it two hours?
20:50I thought it was only a cleaning.
20:51Cracked filling, he said.
20:54Oh, he drilled through my very soul.
20:56Should we go straight to the open house?
20:58What open house?
21:00The duplex.
21:01Near the Beverly Center, remember?
21:02The one with the white fireplace.
21:04We don't have time for that.
21:05Go to Sunset.
21:06Go.
21:11I don't see why we have time for this and not the open house.
21:15If you were punctual this morning, we wouldn't be in a crunch.
21:18We'll go next Tuesday.
21:20They're taking offers this week.
21:22What do you want me to do? Stop time?
21:24Fine, I'll go without you.
21:26You like showing off a little backside, don't you?
21:29Turn around, show me.
21:33Is this one we got at the Champs-Elysees?
21:35We got it on Cannon.
21:37What do you need a house for, anyway?
21:39You spend all your time at my place.
21:41By myself, while you go off to Mrs. Sterling's.
21:44You're mad because I'm eating with her, huh?
21:49Why don't we ever do that?
21:51Go out with Tommy Lasorda.
21:53You want to go out with Tommy Lasorda?
21:56Okay, okay, here.
21:58Give me my phone.
22:03Mr. Sterling?
22:05Andy, get me two of the best tickets for the Dodgers game, plus car service.
22:10Sure thing.
22:11And where did you go?
22:11Okay, I'll go say hi to Tommy.
22:13I'll come back and pick you up.
22:15We'll miss an inning.
22:16So what?
22:18You happy?
22:30Is your husband meeting you this time?
22:32A little business in Dubai.
22:36What do you know about Hancock Park Elementary?
22:39Well, Redfin rates it a seven, so for LAUSD it may as well be Juilliard, right?
22:43But most people do private.
22:47Are you planning a family?
22:50We have foster kids.
22:51We're in the process of adopting two boys.
22:56Well, let me know if you have questions.
22:59Thanks.
23:16We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:16We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:17We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:17We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:17We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:17We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:17We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:19We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:21We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:23We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:28We're in the process of adopting two boys.
23:41honestly i'm hurt chris comes out from new orleans suddenly it's his team
23:45what has he done to earn it i mean when i got drafted
23:48this team was a joke like fans were going home at halftime because they knew we'd lose nobody
23:51had expectations for us i'm the leader because i'm the best yeah i'm the best because god gave
23:56me the tools to achieve eat the cookies last baby okay eat five more of them cares and then you
24:00can
24:00have the cookie i put this on the map i put in the hard hours i know in boston you
24:04had the whole
24:05ubuntu thing i'm great through others and i'm with that i'm trying to teach these guys how to succeed
24:09even when they don't want to hear me out but blake only cares about blake being great i'm the only
24:13reason that we have any chance of winning this thing me me me that's all i hear it's really
24:18unbecoming man chris can't shut up that's his style what's it got to do with you his team your team
24:24it's our team you keep bitching with your little state farm mustache we damn sure won't go the
24:29distance you want to be a leader better stop talking smack nobody's gonna love you less because
24:37chris is captain now go get ready for your close-up all right coach i need coach okay stop standing
24:47at my mustache check out this dude's eyes that's the wisdom of the jurassic right there but how you
24:54gonna take that dinosaur on the road you need something little like this fuck a gecko chinese
24:59water dragon is the bonsai tree of the reptile world helps focus the mind and tune out all that other
25:05bullshit doc say that shit to you too lecturing about your free throws he didn't lecture me
25:09he said if i focus i could be a star in my role so i get a beat down you
25:12get a pep talk
25:15you want to help me get cinder little buddy
25:22you have the biggest heart and i love you so much and you are so strong you take such an
25:29incredible
25:29amount of shit from everyone and you wake up every day with a smile and i know you're gonna make
25:36me it's andy mr sterling unfortunately can't join you for the game tonight but if you're still
25:42waiting at us all these people are here because you are so loved we celebrate you kim
25:50i hate baseball you can't see anyone's faces at least he got his car service so is he not buying
25:56you the duplex he says he needs to see it first yeah that's a no deja he didn't say no
26:02nobody in
26:02la says no they go let's keep talking or they just ghost i promised my sister the upper unit so
26:08she can
26:09help with the kids it's a good school district damn girl i hope you didn't tell him all that
26:14my experience with these men they get horny off the sexy things money can buy your foster kids education
26:20kind of a boner jam well i don't know what to do i have no credit everything he gives me
26:26is gifts
26:27i need a financial advice magic johnson is over him what a cutie how come famous people glow like
26:35that usually it's not happiness donald hates him hates magic why it's like hating ice cream i don't know
26:45he's a laker he's black and successful daddy is insecure if i were you i'd use that to my advantage
27:00we had the soft food conversation donald you bite down wrong even a dodger dog can knock out a tent
27:07what dodger dog weren't you at the game last night i figured you introduced your assistant to magic
27:15he and i follow each other check out magic he's got a chick on each arm
27:24so cool
27:26why would you do that are you stupid or something you want to broadcast to the world that you walk
27:33around with a man like that i'm not broadcasting anything and why are you taking pictures with
27:38minorities why you told me you were going to remove those you said yes i understand you i mean you
27:46change from day to day if my girl can't do what i want i don't want the girl
27:56thanks
27:56you have three new voicemails hey we keep missing each other i had a late meeting at spencer's school
28:05nothing you need to know doc hello i didn't hear a beep listen chris he's always whining to the
28:13refs shake it off and play the game you'll tell him in a way that he'll understand oh brother did
28:21you see
28:22rihanna at the game last night no bra nipple piercings on full display why do girls do that don't
28:29don't they lose all the fabulous sensation
28:42lavar burton
28:46i didn't realize you lived here in the sauna in l.a
28:52you know the enterprise isn't real right and i'm not absolutely blind all right all right
29:10you know i i hope you don't mind my saying so but i'm kind of surprised you came here
29:18yeah a lot of people were
29:21just feels different than i thought it would
29:25played for the clippers back in 91 under donald sterling don't know how much you know about him
29:33i knew it was fucked up here i just didn't know i was inheriting a team of whiny little bitches
29:39i guess that's got something to do with donald
29:44but you thought you could come back and win a crown for the clown
29:49that's a returning conqueror yeah
29:53and maybe i deluded myself a little bit
29:58oh i had it so good in boston
30:01it's one of the best organizations in sports everybody knows that
30:07now that's the problem
30:11winning there didn't feel like enough
30:14what is enough
30:23i'm sorry honey
30:24i'm sorry too
30:28so this is about your apartment right it's a duplex excuse me two apartments you want to
30:36punish me because i didn't go to your stupid open house you can't be anyone in l.a if you
30:42don't
30:42own a piece of it you taught me that is that so my eager pupil you're my girl i give
30:49you the whole city
31:00uh
31:11uh
31:14uh
31:19oh that's good
31:25oh this is my pokemon drawer can we have the upstairs the upstairs is for lucy for now but if
31:31you get
31:31straight a's for the next 10 years it's all yours 10 years in 10 years i'll be a celebrity chef
31:36oh
31:36oh just okay yeah congratulations miss steviano you're a homeowner
31:48folks gave me shit for taking this job
31:51you google yourselves they make fun of you too
31:55only six percent of the people in this city say the clippers are their favorite team
31:59and even they've been watching our every move this season waiting for us to crush their dreams again
32:05this franchise has never even made it to the western finals that means there is historical significance to what we
32:11are doing here
32:12this season we're making winning look easy but it's not
32:15from tip off every second counts we stay in that headspace nothing can stop us from winning a ring
32:23i know people say the franchise is cursed there's no magic power to defeat
32:28all it is we got a bad boss it's no secret donald is like a norovirus on a cruise ship
32:38making everybody sick
32:41taking personnel advice from some loud mouth on the street tossing off retrograde nonsense that get the rest of us
32:47fired on the spot
32:50in confident leadership like that doesn't exactly inspire team spirit for 30 years it's been impossible for this franchise to
32:58budge under the weight of that man
32:59but our team is different you can feel it there's a cinderella story in the making with no fairy godmother
33:10we're earning our ticket to the ball we're ignoring the shit talk we embrace mind numbing repetition
33:17that's why we're successful life will be boring but that's good because there's a lot of road before the playoffs
33:26and a thousand people are going to rattle your cage
33:30they cannot change your result our owner cannot change your result we have to stay perfect and i'm talking about
33:41obama perfect
33:55andy where's me sitting tomorrow courtside with you and mr sterling can't you put her somewhere else
34:04you put her somewhere else
34:04girl if i'd known you were going to bring me all the way up here i would have brought my
34:07glasses
34:10oh luxury box pretty exclusive huh
34:15so a solitary confinement
34:33the family room has gotten crazy all us wives been upset about it half the people in there i don't
34:39know
34:39they're just season ticket holders honey when you're winning everybody wants to be near you
34:44at least there's no groupies in the press room
34:47this momentum right it's amazing
34:51i like your purse
34:52thank you i like yours too
34:54thanks i've been wanting one in white
34:57mr sterling gave it to me
35:02you can't go in the press room
35:04shelley goes into the press room
35:06don't be stupid who cares about going in the press room anyway
35:09you want to talk to reporters they're a parasite class
35:12you've had other girls
35:15i need to know i'm different
35:18part of your life for real part of your team
35:20jesus christ
35:21i don't have anything else
35:23i don't have time to work on a plan b because i'm always with you
35:27program out hand soap
35:27nice
35:30you've been wearing your orthotics
35:31have you
35:32i refuse to be with the man that's ashamed to be seen with me
35:36i can go back to school
35:38i had two food trucks when we met
35:41i'm entrepreneurial
35:42just a pinch
35:43i may have to struggle
35:44but
35:45me
35:49does that hurt
35:50oh no
35:51it stimulates the nerves
35:52good well now you can get the fuck out of here
36:02i can't stand the thought of you near a food truck
36:05you're gorgeous
36:08how could you say i'm ashamed of you
36:10i love you
36:11of course you're a part of my life
36:15silly rabbit
36:37i love you
36:42i love you
36:44i love you
36:44i love you
36:46i love you
36:46B's in the trap, B's in the trap, man, I'm busy.
36:49And a very happy birthday, the fabulous B's to the honor.
36:54Just because somebody's desperate for attention doesn't mean you give it to them.
36:59Right, coach?
36:59No, it doesn't.
37:01Okay.
37:04Strutting the court in that green dress while our team is playing?
37:08Really?
37:09My name is on that floor, Andy.
37:13Apparently, it's her birthday.
37:14Okay, she only has one.
37:16Thank God.
37:18But hey, at least we're winning.
37:23Hello?
37:25Hello?
37:26You see that green dress?
37:28What the fuck was that about?
37:29I've seen somebody runway walk the court in an evening gown.
37:31This here's Oscar for nastiest side piece goes to...
37:34I wish I had tripped on it.
37:36Could have sued him for millions of dollars.
37:37I didn't see no green dress, but I did see DeAndre finally decided to put in some work.
37:41See what happens when you give your position?
37:42Excuse me?
37:43You want to say that so the rest of the class can hear?
37:44Sure.
37:48Hi!
37:49I'm Chris Paul, and I'm small.
37:52And even when people are successful, I make them feel bad about it.
37:56My eardrums, bro, I got the night is.
37:58My name is DeAndre, and my best friends are Blake Griffin and Elizabeth.
38:05Hello, boys.
38:07Having fun?
38:08I know we are, because you're winners.
38:10What the fuck are these people?
38:11Come, come, come say hi.
38:13I'll just wait here.
38:14What, you never snuck in the little boys room before?
38:16They don't mind.
38:17It's a celebration!
38:19Andy, come on, you're blocking the entrance.
38:21That was amazing.
38:22Having fun?
38:23Good.
38:23Uh, Blake, I want you to say hi to, uh, to Phillip.
38:26He's by far the greatest oral surgeon around, and this is my assistant, V, with the beautiful,
38:31uh, birthday gown.
38:33Hey, we're acquainted.
38:35Look at this guy.
38:36Look at this mug on this guy.
38:37This could be the next Antonio Banderas.
38:40Antonio Banderas?
38:41Who thinks like it's Latino?
38:42Look at DeAndre.
38:43I am.
38:44Magnificent DeAndre.
38:45You know, what did they say about him when I drafted him?
38:48Uh, they said he had a high bust potential.
38:51The fuck do you know?
38:52Go ahead, Blake.
38:53Excuse me.
38:54This ain't the Statue of Liberty.
38:56Can't get some space?
38:56No, don't worry.
38:57They'll pixelate it.
38:58Here's a question.
38:59How long are your arms?
39:02What's your wingspan?
39:04Um.
39:05Come on, you know what your wingspan is.
39:07You can speak.
39:08What the fuck is that?
39:09A parade?
39:11Hey, Doc.
39:12Come on in.
39:12We're just here telling these guys how fabulous they were tonight.
39:15Everybody out.
39:16Doc.
39:17Calm down.
39:18This is my fucking team.
39:20You don't like it.
39:21Stay in your office.
39:21Well, you get the fuck out of here.
39:22Okay, Papa Bear.
39:24I told you we shouldn't.
39:26Hey, Andy.
39:28This is not a club.
39:29I have never seen anything like this in my life.
39:31Alvin, have security clear the hallway, please.
39:34Doc, look.
39:35The season ticket holders are used to a certain amount of access.
39:38Yeah, and I'm used to a certain amount of people acting fucking normal.
39:43Okay.
39:50It's a big Christmas day game.
39:52That's a flagrish foul.
39:54Did you see that?
39:55The green kid elbowed Blake right in the neck.
39:57Somebody should teach him how to behave.
40:01Did you finish reading?
40:03No.
40:03Well, I'm on...
40:04You give Blake a technical?
40:06You lousy...
40:09Is that V?
40:11Tell her it's Christmas.
40:14Donald, you have to sign it before the kids get back from the movie.
40:19Told you I haven't finished reading it.
40:20It's boilerplate language.
40:22A simple update to the family trust.
40:24Did you go to law school when I wasn't looking?
40:26The trust is fine.
40:28We're getting older.
40:29I want to make sure nobody can take advantage.
40:32You think Gladys has a long game?
40:35Anyone.
40:35It could be anyone.
40:36And this anyone who wants to take advantage, what are they going to do?
40:40I can't imagine what they would do.
40:43Rob us blind, put herself in our will.
40:47Would you please put that thing on silent?
40:51It's on silent!
40:54Wait a minute.
40:56Here.
40:59There you go, Rochelle.
41:01Happy?
41:06What are you, a basket case?
41:11The jacket wasn't, I thought.
41:14Extra large.
41:27Crocodile?
41:28We already have them.
41:30Excuse me, cute, right?
41:31Pink.
41:32Very nice.
41:33One sec.
41:34I told you, I like them all.
41:36Really?
41:36Oh, incoming, incoming.
41:38What are you doing?
41:40Hi, sweetie.
41:41How are you?
41:42We're shopping for you.
41:44I don't believe you.
41:46I don't shop here.
41:47This store is for old ladies.
41:51I picked that jacket out for you.
41:53You didn't like it?
41:54What gives you the right to spend our money?
41:57Shelly, don't make a scene.
41:59You already made one.
42:01You look ridiculous, sitting there while these girls swipe your card.
42:06Nobody's swiping.
42:07What Mr. Sterling gives me is a gift from the heart.
42:11A gift from the heart?
42:12A Ferrari is a gift from the heart?
42:15You're a thief.
42:16That's what you are.
42:17What would your mother think of you?
42:19Don't talk about my mother.
42:22Witch.
42:23V, don't call names.
42:24She's the wicked witch of the West.
42:27Are you just going to sit there while she threatens me?
42:30Can we go, okay?
42:32Let's go outside.
42:33I don't need to threaten you.
42:35Mr. Sterling loves me.
42:38I'm going to be the next Mrs. Sterling.
42:40Your history.
42:41Your dust.
42:42If you want to, nobody's going to ask your therapist.
42:45Don't need to kill me.
42:47Now we have droite.
42:49Just be right.
42:53Well done.
42:55Don't need to.
42:57You don't need to.
43:05You don't need to call this Western Brazil bear.
43:11There's two men who got to Fahr край in their front.
43:12And I got to make a fast exam at abinshead.
43:12So let's go up during a break.
43:19What in the world?
43:22We're down and troubled
43:25And you need some love and care
43:29He bought her a house
43:31No!
43:32He did!
43:33He did
43:33I used a forensic
43:36I hired somebody to follow the money
43:39He bought her a duplex
43:40Is she going to be a landlord?
43:43My girlfriend lives on the same street
43:45It's a party house
43:46He has gangbangers over every night
43:50Playing loud music and laughing
43:52But why is she called V?
43:54Is she a singer?
43:56It's an alias
43:57She's had other names
43:59Vanessa, Maria, Monica
44:01Monica, that's good
44:03I mean, if she lived in India, she'd be an untouchable
44:06Now, now, David, do
44:07Well, who would want to have sex with that?
44:09They're not having sex
44:11I'm sorry
44:12I thought I could get the V situation under control
44:17You all know Donald has had other assistants before
44:22It's never fun
44:24Usually, I don't have to look at him
44:27It's a little bit of respect I need
44:31But V
44:33She shops at my store
44:35She strolls onto my court
44:37Like I'm not even there
44:39That happens when you turn 60
44:42People cut in line at the Gelson's
44:44Even when your cart is right there
44:46Yeah, it's been like that my whole life
44:49Yeah, it's been like that my whole life
44:50Donald and I decided on the name Sterling together
44:53We bought the Clippers together
44:56Every property we acquired, we got together
44:59But it's Donald's first name on all of our buildings
45:03It's Donald they call the owner of our team
45:07I tell myself
45:08She couldn't take my place
45:10But who would stop her?
45:12No one knows I'm there
45:14But if you'd been born 20 years later
45:16You would have done it all on your own
45:19You
45:20Are a double Virgo
45:22You
45:23Have plans the day after
45:25Tomorrow
45:28Look at your legs
45:31Perfection
45:31You are going to live another quarter of a century
45:35You deserve more than a little bit of respect
45:39You deserve it all
45:48Working for Red Bull must be so rewarding
45:50The Clippers are such a fit for our mission
45:52I show up and eat the chicken
45:54So what's your role with the organization?
45:57Philanthropic director of the Donald T. Sterling Charitable Foundation
46:00I work with corporate sponsors such as yourself
46:02And Target grant recipients
46:03$10,000 to the United Negro College Fund
46:06$5,000 to the NAACP
46:09$5,000
46:09Wow
46:10In May Mr. Sterling is receiving a humanitarian award from the president
46:13See?
46:17Well, the president of the LA chapter
46:20Did he take that hat out for himself?
46:23Well how does anyone know about your achievements if you don't advertise them?
46:27Everyone does it
46:28Miss Tiviano?
46:30Legal documents for you, man
46:33Yikes
46:36Your LA Clippers are going to the playoffs
46:40Whoever bet against us is going to be crying
46:43Nothing changes, nothing changes
46:45We move the ball, we make our shots, we keep our momentum
46:49Yes?
46:49Yes
46:49All right
46:50Clippers on three, Clippers on three
46:51One, two, three
46:52Clippers!
46:54Get it, baby
46:54Knocked off
46:55Is everyone decent?
46:59LA Clippers, that's you for your attendance
47:01We encourage you to arrive home safe
47:08We are so proud
47:14JJ, what a shooter you are
47:16And DeAndre, I love to see you shine
47:20Thank you so much for your attendance
47:27Hey Chris, oh Chris
47:29You are a fabulous leader
47:32Thank you for coming down
47:34Shelly
47:41How can she sell me?
47:49Vee dropped me off, I need to call her
47:51I took care of Vee
48:02Oh my God
48:04ka?
48:27Who are you going to ring?
48:31We'll be fine
48:31Let's see
48:31Boring
48:31Fun
48:33Boring
48:33Boring
48:33Music
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