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00:01The Foxtel Group acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land on which this program was produced.
00:08We pay our respects to all First Nations people and acknowledge Elders past and present.
00:56The Foxtel Group is a production of the Foxtel Group.
01:22The Foxtel Group is a production, a production, and a production that will produce kind of ongoing throughout its relationship.
01:29Bring me here
01:31Nobody's gonna put me down
01:34Do I make myself clear?
01:37One shot in revolution
01:39One drop from a poison pen
01:41One treat too small and bitter
01:44One treat too proud and bad
01:46One man to stop trouble
01:48One kiss to see you play
01:51One kid that needs some action
01:53One link in a cherry action
01:58I've got trouble, trouble in my life
02:02And I've been living on the edge of the night
02:07But I don't intend to let you down
02:12I'm gonna give you love
02:15Before I hit the ground
02:17My cruel and callous love
02:20One blow below the belt
02:22One chance without another
02:24One heart to cool the mail
02:27One link in a cherry action
02:29One link in a cherry action
02:33Whoa
02:51Hey you, people!
02:55Oh my god
03:20Fuck, fuck, I hit a dog
03:21Oh my god, I'm sorry
03:22I didn't see it
03:23I didn't see him
03:25Do you know this dog?
03:26Oh shit
03:27Oh my god, no
03:28I didn't see him
03:29That's okay
03:29I live just, um, I don't know any vets
03:32Oh, wait, I know a vet
03:33Oh, great
03:34No, I can't call her
03:35What?
03:36No, I can't
03:36Wait, wait, you know what?
03:37I'll text her
03:37Why don't you just call her?
03:38No, no, it's complicated
03:39Just hang on
03:40Sorry, ma'am
03:41Do you know this dog is here in the area?
03:44No, no, goodness
03:44What happened?
03:46Um, this man just hit it
03:47It was an accident
03:48Texting, were you?
03:50Excuse me?
03:51Live your lives by your phones, don't you?
03:53No, hang on
03:53Wait a minute
03:54This woman just blasted a tit at me, actually
03:56So yes, I hit a dog
03:57Sue me
03:59Terrible
04:00You are
04:10Hey, can that not be the story?
04:17Sorry, what's, what story?
04:19What you said to the old lady
04:21That thing that I did
04:22Oh, the, the, yeah
04:24Um, before you hit the dog
04:28I mean, that
04:28That sort of is what happened, isn't it?
04:32Because if, because if that's not the story
04:34Then, what, I'm just
04:36A terrible driver?
04:38Yeah, I mean
04:40But who cares?
04:42Uh, I care
04:43Oh
04:44Yeah
04:49Just say that you got distracted
04:51And you thought I was someone famous or something
04:53Right
05:02It's just a light sedative for the pain
05:04Giving him oxygen for the shock
05:06He's only about four years old
05:08No collar, no tag
05:09So, you've got yourself a stray here
05:12The x-ray shows significant spinal damage
05:15He, he's gonna survive though, right?
05:18Well, I mean, it's hard to say
05:19He's been struck by a car
05:21So, we're not gonna
05:22He's barely struck
05:23I mean
05:23It was more of a nudge
05:25Could you tell that to his spine?
05:27Okay
05:28Okay
05:30Um, what is the best case scenario here?
05:33He'll be a high needs dog
05:34You may need to manually express his bladder and bowels
05:38If he's not going regularly
05:39What, like, manually force it out of him?
05:42Fucking hell
05:43It's also highly likely that he'll need wheels for back legs
05:46Ah, wheels
05:48Yes, wheels
05:49Sounds like it's gonna be pretty expensive
05:52Is it?
05:53It is
05:54Okay
05:54Um, are you able to do
05:57Can we do, like, some mates rates or?
05:59Hmm
05:59Oh, yeah
06:00I can do mates rates
06:01Great
06:01That's awesome
06:02Yeah
06:03For my mates
06:04Are we mates again, Gordon?
06:08Are you mates?
06:11She's saying no
06:12I don't know
06:12She might be saying
06:13No, that's a no
06:14Right
06:15Okay
06:16So, if you do treat him
06:17And then you put him in a shelter
06:18He's not gonna make it
06:20So, your other option today
06:22Is obviously you can have him put down
06:23And then you and your girlfriend
06:24Can go back to whatever
06:26No, no, no
06:26We're not together
06:27At all
06:27We're not together
06:28No
06:28No, I just
06:29I saw
06:30I got distracted by her
06:31When I was driving the car
06:32Because she was
06:34She was looking to me
06:35Like Lindsay Lohan
06:39Sorry
06:40Are you two telling me
06:41That you've just met
06:41For the first time?
06:42Yes
06:42Absolutely
06:43Just, yeah
06:44Don't really know each other at all
06:45Just today
06:46Whatever
06:46I'm gonna give you
06:47A couple of minutes to decide
06:52Get out
06:53Sorry, mate
06:54Did you hit her dog, too?
06:56No, we dated for a while
06:57Yeah, that's
06:59Pretty clear
06:59Lindsay Lohan
07:01Yeah, look
07:02I
07:03I hate
07:04To say this
07:06But, I mean
07:06We
07:08We have to put him down, don't we?
07:09Fuck, this is a nightmare
07:10Well, I can't keep him
07:12Can you?
07:12No
07:13No
07:13My situation is
07:16Why can't you?
07:17I run a business
07:18I'm never home
07:19I can't
07:19If you run the business
07:20You can take the dog
07:21I can't have a dog
07:24No
07:25Because that means
07:25That we will have killed a dog today
07:27That means we've killed a dog today
07:29Oh, look
07:31Sorry
07:33Okay
07:34What's the plan?
07:36I mean, I think
07:37I think we have to
07:38Really put him to sleep
07:41Okay then
07:43Lisa
07:44Room B
07:48Should we stay?
07:49I think we should stay
07:50Yeah, yeah
07:50We should
07:51Yeah, let's
07:51Yeah, we should
07:52Be nice
07:52Don't
07:53I don't think
07:53That's
07:55Sorry
07:55I'm so sorry for your loss today
07:58No, that's alright
07:58He's not our God
07:59I'm just wondering what kind of urn you might be interested in
08:02Oh, no, no, no
08:03I think we've got rosewood
08:04That's really elegant
08:07Ash
08:07That's quite
08:08Oh, good
08:08Will you be wanting a print of their animal's paw?
08:11They make a lovely tattoo
08:12Sorry, do we have to do this now?
08:14Yeah, we need a decision prior to incineration
08:17Incineration
08:17No, thanks
08:18Okay, here we go
08:28Stop it!
08:32Sorry about this
08:33Don't worry about it
08:37I'll take care of him
08:39Cool, cool
08:40It won't be a burden
08:43It's fine
08:43Yeah
08:44Yeah
08:47It was just really intense
08:48So as you can see, this is just an estimate
08:50So you do have an alma voice?
08:52Yes
08:53You're looking at around $12,000
08:56$12,000?
08:58It's a dog
09:00That's a lot
09:03Is this, this is the, this is, like, only if he makes it though, yeah?
09:07Is there another rate?
09:08No, it's either way
09:09Just be back around $4,000
09:10Why?
09:11But why?
09:11Surely you don't, do we need
09:14How long's it going to take you to pay this back?
09:16Not long, no
09:17I'll do a GoFundMe or something
09:18Yeah, and I'll take care of him
09:20I'm sorry
09:22GoFundMe's a grave
09:22Yes
09:23Yeah, we did one to take my mum to a euthanasia hotel in Switzerland
09:26It covered everything
09:28Sorry to interrupt
09:29Um, so you, you can meet me back here at four?
09:33Yeah
09:33Okay, cool
09:34And what was your name, by the way?
09:36I'm Ashley
09:36Sorry to do this
09:37What are you doing? Don't film me
09:38No, I'm not filming
09:39It's just if I, actually, could I film you?
09:40You just say, my name is Ashley and I was responsible
09:42Well, no, I'm not, no
09:44No
09:44No, I don't
09:45I trust you
09:46It's fine
09:46Yeah
09:46$12,000
09:47Do we have her details as well?
09:49No
09:49Don't need them
09:50Just me, cool
09:51Um, alright, four o'clock
09:53Good, I'm sorry, I'm Flash, by the way
09:55Should have said
09:56She called you Gordon
09:57Yeah, I mean, my name's Gordon
09:58But everyone just calls me Flash
09:59Flash Gordon
10:00Flash
10:00I don't know what that is
10:02Flash Gordon?
10:03Yeah
10:03He's the comic book hero, Flash
10:05You know Flash Gordon
10:06So you guys can go
10:16She showed you her boob on the street for no reason
10:20Yes
10:20Whole boob, side boob, nipple
10:23It's actually mostly nipple
10:24Whoa
10:25So not much underboob?
10:27Not that I remember
10:27Dang
10:28Yeah, I know
10:29What was it like?
10:30Brett, I've literally never seen you so interested in anything
10:33There was a car on fire outside last week
10:35And you didn't notice
10:36Yeah, sure
10:37Right, yeah
10:39What's happening with the dog then?
10:40Okay, so, with the dog
10:41Alright, so dream scenario
10:43He dies peacefully and karma's good to me
10:46Right
10:46So I guess you're pulling from the business then
10:49So yes, with that
10:50We are down temporarily
10:52About, uh, $1,000
10:54How many? Thousands?
10:57Twelve
10:58Fuck me
10:58No, no, no
10:59But it's this girl, this woman
11:01She's paying me back
11:01Yes, because exhibitionists are known for being fiscally responsible
11:05No, she said she'd pay me back
11:06Oh, yes, you should have said it, did she?
11:08Hey, hey, hey, hey
11:08Key, hey
11:08Key
11:09Don't get mad at him today, okay?
11:11It's a magical day for you
11:12It's a gland
11:13It is a real boob
11:14In real life
11:16That he ordinarily wouldn't have seen
11:18Yes
11:18It never happens
11:20It's very special
11:21Thank you
11:23You're welcome
11:24I, uh, I
11:25I'm gonna do something somewhere else now
11:30She doesn't get it
11:33All right, a little bit of hush, please
11:34Some focus, some focus
11:35All right, so we're moving on to the golf lift
11:38It's characterised by a raised leg at the back
11:43As you hinge down to pick up small objects only
11:47All right, might be a pen
11:49But I cannot stress enough that you can still do a lot of damage
11:53Just picking up a pen
11:54Isn't that right, Sonia?
11:57Didn't listen
12:00Shame
12:01All right
12:02All right, let's get to work, everybody
12:04Come on, come on
12:04Let's move, let's move
12:05Come on
12:07Is he cute?
12:08Yeah, but his back legs are fucked
12:11No, the guy
12:13Oh, yeah, he is pretty cute
12:14I mean, a bit older
12:15Maybe more your thing
12:18I just thought it was off
12:19That when I was like, I'll pay you back
12:21He wasn't like, hey, half is fine
12:23Like, he actually hit the dog
12:24Do you know what I mean?
12:26Was it your party tip?
12:27Not even
12:28It was the small one
12:31So I think James has blocked my number
12:33Oh, good, he sucks
12:34What if I got a new SIM card and I was just like, hey, man, phone travels, rah, rah, rah
12:38How are you?
12:39Don't do that again, Ash
12:41Ashley
12:41Is that weird?
12:42Yep
12:42So you were late today, so I'm going to have to get you to stay back, do some rounds
12:46Oh, that's okay, I can until four
12:48Oh, no, I can't actually, at all
12:50Why?
12:52Full disco, I had some alcohol earlier
12:56Late and intoxicated
12:58No, I'm not intoxicated
12:59Okay, full disco, Ashley, it's going to have to go on report
13:03Okay
13:03Are you student doctors? You really think you're the chosen ones, don't you?
13:08All right, thank you, everybody, we're done
13:10Very good work
13:17Oh, God, don't be puerile
13:19Come on, go on, go on
13:21Do you know what?
13:22You can go up to pathology and pick up some files for me
13:25Oh, no, James, don't, don't make her, I can do it
13:27No, you can do it
13:28No, no, no, no, no, I need you down here, Megan
13:30No, she can do it, off you go, Ashley
13:32Come on, ooh-hoo
13:37Say hello to James for me
13:40Come on, off you go
13:41Sonia, I'm not carrying you
13:43Come on, off you go
13:53Much longer?
13:55No
13:55Found it
13:57Hey, did you call my mum again this morning?
14:00No
14:01That's weird, because she said you did
14:04Oh, well, no, I think she called me, because we have our own relationship
14:10Yeah, well, she doesn't think so
14:12Well, tell her to stop calling me then
14:14Okay, I will
14:15Well, if you don't, I'll mention it to her next time we talk
14:20Look, I hate to have to do this, Ash, but don't make up reasons to visit me at work
14:26Today's your study day, you're not even on the ward
14:28Yeah, I know, but I came in for OH&S training and then Farty Jean sent me up here
14:32Didn't he?
14:33Sure
14:34Sure
14:40But, you know, since I'm here anyway, did you still want me to come to your cousin's wedding?
14:47In Bali?
14:49I, because we haven't talked about it yet, and I've never been to Bali
14:53Yeah, well, I just don't
14:55It's fine, like, I don't care
14:59Well, tell Shannon to get me off the hen's thread then
15:02Yeah
15:03Yeah, I think I'll let my family know, it'll just be me
15:07Will it?
15:09Hmm
15:16I did get a sale fair though, so don't be weird if you see me
15:24Please, please don't come
15:26Please
15:27Hi, James
15:30Hmm
15:31Yeah
15:31Well, our deepest sympathies
15:35Yes
15:36Could you excuse me just one moment?
15:38Hmm
15:39Uh, sorry
15:41Could you not play with that ball?
15:42That's for the cats
15:44Oh, I'm sorry
15:45Just $12,000
15:46I thought I might have got a ball of yarn with it as well
15:49Nah
15:50Sorry about that
15:52Yeah, I know, I know
15:53Okay, bye
15:56This one's not coming back, you know
15:57She's like the lady from before
15:58She's not coming back
16:00I've got no way of contacting her
16:02Because you wouldn't get her details
16:03Now I'm $12,000 in the hole
16:05Oh, there she is
16:08Hey
16:08What happened?
16:09Oh, they don't know yet
16:10He's still in there
16:11Okay, where are you going?
16:12Oh, apparently there's a decent coffee shop next door
16:15And they said we should wait there
16:16Oh, we wait there?
16:17Yeah
16:17Okay
16:18Um, but Yvette's with him
16:20So
16:20Okay, is it a different vet?
16:22No, a vet
16:23But is it the same lady as before?
16:25Is it our vet?
16:27Yeah
16:28Sorry, are you having a stroke?
16:30What are you saying?
16:31Yvette is operating on him
16:33And we know
16:34The vet's name's a vet?
16:34Yes
16:35The vet's name's a vet
16:36Yeah, it is
16:38Doctor event
16:39Don't talk to her
16:40Come on
16:41Oh, God
16:46I'm a vet
16:47Yeah
16:48And I'm a vet
16:49Got it
16:49I've got it
16:50Because you don't actually know which one I'm saying there
16:51I'm a vet and I'm a vet
16:53Yeah, I understand
16:53I think you're getting a bit hung up
16:55I think it's mental
16:57I mean, you have a point
16:58I think if your name was Jeeves
17:00You probably wouldn't become a butler
17:01Would you?
17:01Why?
17:03Because all
17:03What?
17:04Because all butlers are called Jeeves in the movies
17:07How old are you?
17:09Are you two waiting on the dog?
17:11Yes
17:11Yeah
17:11Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys
17:13They've called for you
17:14He didn't make it
17:16Oh, my God
17:16Oh
17:17You might want to go next door
17:20We killed a dog
17:21We didn't kill him
17:22It was an accident
17:23Yeah, I'm sorry
17:24Twelve years, though
17:26Decent endings
17:27Thank you
17:28What?
17:29You said twelve years?
17:30No, ours was like four
17:32Wait
17:34Twelve years
17:35That's us
17:37Hang on
17:38Lisa
17:39Which dog is it?
17:42Okay
17:43Sorry, your dog is fine
17:45You can go next door
17:47Yeah, you too
17:49Chocolate labs and their lids
17:52I'm sorry
17:53Chocolate?
17:54Ringo's dead
17:58I just put him in for his shots
17:59I don't understand
18:04Is he all right?
18:05Damn it
18:05He looks pretty good
18:06I'm going to say sorry for hitting him
18:09Sorry for hitting you, mate
18:10I didn't do it alone
18:13So, uh, let me give you guys a lift to your place
18:16That'd be nice
18:16Thank you so much
18:17No worries
18:19And it's not because I need to know where you live or anything
18:21You know
18:21I know you're paying me back
18:23Yeah, I wasn't thinking it was
18:25Yeah
18:25Yeah
18:26So, what's your address?
18:29I'll just show you
18:32Here we are
18:34Yeah, this is me
18:35On the corner
18:36Okay
18:38Great
18:40Alright, well, I'll be in touch
18:41Okay
18:43I've got your number
18:44Alright
18:44You want a hand with him or?
18:45No, no
18:46Oh, good
18:47Yeah
18:48I'll let you know how he goes
18:49Yeah, great
18:50Have a day
18:51Yeah, so weird
18:52Okay
18:54Oh, thank you
18:55Thanks
18:56See ya
18:57Bye
19:05Oh
19:06Ashley
19:06Peter
19:07How are you?
19:09It's Patrick
19:10And I hope that's not what it looks like
19:12What's it look like?
19:14Uh, it looks like you're trying to bring an animal into the house
19:17Yeah, to be fair, I wasn't expecting to see you here today
19:20Today was your inspection
19:21What's it?
19:22I have sent you so many texts, Ash
19:25Sorry, can I just pop him inside?
19:26He's pretty healthy
19:28In the public walkway
19:29Feel free
19:31Alright
19:31So he was actually hit by a car today and I rescued him
19:34I really don't care
19:35This house has a strict no pets policy
19:37This house has black mould
19:39We painted over that
19:41Sorry, Ash, you're going to have to lose the dog or move out
19:44Okay
19:45Um
19:47Can I just have a couple of days to figure something out?
19:50It's against policy
19:51Policy, yep
19:52You signed the lease
19:53You signed the lease
19:54Can you shut the fuck up?
19:55Tyler, I'm talking to Peter
19:56That's it
19:57Patrick, fuck it
19:59Okay, well
20:00Right
20:02I'm coming in
20:03That's what's happening here
20:04Okay
20:05Sorry
20:06I'm coming in
20:08I'm coming in with the dog
20:09I'm coming in
20:10Move
20:10Move
20:11Now
20:13Go on
20:14It's my rights
20:17It's 2022
20:18You can't block a woman
20:19Move
20:22Sorry
20:23That's okay
20:28Are you sliding?
20:30Yeah, I think this is on backwards, mate
20:31No, no, no, because see the red?
20:33The red goes underneath
20:34Didn't Yvette say red goes on top?
20:36Underneath
20:36We're good, I think we're good
20:37Okay, cool
20:38Is there all right?
20:39I think that's it
20:40Is the break on?
20:41Is there a break?
20:41I don't think there is a break
20:42Hello
20:42Hello, doggo
20:43Does it work?
20:44Come
20:45Come
20:45Come
20:46Come
20:46Oh my goodness
20:47Yes
20:48Oh my goodness
20:49Is it work?
20:50It's okay
20:50What a good boy
20:51Nice job
20:53Oh, hi
20:55He's a good boy, isn't he?
20:56I have to go
20:56I'm beyond late
20:58Oh, and I'm really sorry about the mess
21:01Obviously, I wasn't expecting anyone
21:02No, it's fine
21:03And, like, thanks for having me
21:04Just for the afternoon
21:05While I sort something out
21:06Cool
21:06Cool
21:07It's a nice place
21:08Yeah
21:11Is that a unicycle?
21:12Yeah
21:14Huh
21:14And yours?
21:16Yeah
21:17How long have you been single?
21:21A while
21:22So, uh, bathroom's through there
21:24Um, make yourself at home
21:25Mm-hmm
21:25Yeah
21:26Okay
21:26Bye
21:27I do have a Nest camera somewhere in the house
21:29Always on
21:31Okay
21:32I'm joking
21:32Am I?
21:34No, I am
21:35I trust you
21:36You're trustworthy
21:38And
21:38You owe me $12,000
21:40So
21:40Double the trust
21:43Okay
21:43Be good
21:44Bye
21:47Christ
21:47Can't talk
21:48Hey?
21:49Uh, nothing
21:50Bye
21:51You said, sorry, the bathroom's
21:52This way?
21:53Yep
21:53Bye
21:54Bye
22:00Fuck, fuck, fuck
22:03Fuck
22:05Oh, my God
22:09Oh, my God
22:14Oh, my God
22:18Fuck
22:20Really?
22:21What?
22:23What?
22:24What?
22:26Pretty good, actually
22:26I'm fine.
22:48Fuck!
22:57It's opening!
23:03Hi.
23:23Fuck me.
23:36Sorry, everybody.
23:48That was disgusting. You're disgusting.
23:54I hope you enjoy it.
23:56Who came in today?
23:59Oh, you just missed the broadsheet picket.
24:01What? When? I wanted to show the new... What did he have?
24:05A cider.
24:07He was supposed to try my IPA. Who bought him a fucking cider Brett?
24:11Well, he wanted a cider.
24:13Who reviews a brewery and orders a cider mate?
24:16He seemed to like it. He thought the continental chickpeas were a nice touch.
24:19I gave him a hat.
24:21You're welcome.
24:21Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, okay.
24:24So, uh, how's the dog and the flasher?
24:26Uh, dog lived. But, uh, girls at my house.
24:29What? What about her class?
24:31Well...
24:32You haven't found yourself another homeless chick, have you?
24:34No, that girl was not homeless.
24:35Yes, she was.
24:36No, she wasn't. She had a car.
24:38So the point.
24:38Point is, she can't take the dog to her house because she can't have dogs at her house, so...
24:43Okay. Listen to me, dum-dum. Most women don't just show you their tit on the street. Seriously, it's weird.
24:50I don't mean to slut shame her or whatever. I mean, good on her for taking control of her sexuality.
24:54But now, she's in your home.
24:57I'm all sweaty and nervous for you, Gordie. You need to be firm with this girl. You do not need
25:02a dog. Get them out.
25:03Yep. Yep. Okay. Fuck yes, you're right. You're always right. What was I thinking?
25:09I don't know.
25:09Okay. I need to take control of this now. Right now. I've missed Beckett anyway, so... I'll just... I'll do
25:16this. I'll see you in the morning. First thing for this hour, yeah?
25:187am, baby.
25:19Hey, text me if you see the other one.
25:21Okay.
25:21What? No. Bye.
25:32Hey. How's it going?
25:34Hey, good, yeah. The pain meds are working a treat.
25:37Great.
25:38And the dog's doing good too.
25:40Hey?
25:41Oh, good gag. Icebreaker.
25:43It's a little joke.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Um, so...
25:46I, um...
25:48I've got to go back to mine and talk to my housemate, but I can't take the dog.
25:53Hey? No, no, no.
25:54What?
25:55Yes.
25:56He's looking for every excuse to kick me out.
25:58No.
25:59No.
25:59It can't happen. Sorry.
26:01Yes.
26:01Listen.
26:02He's done a wee.
26:03He's had his medication.
26:04I've written down what to do.
26:05He's in his dress bag.
26:07Hang on, hang on, hang on.
26:07We didn't agree to this.
26:09I mean, has he done a poo?
26:10Because I'm not helping him manually express how to poo.
26:13You have to help me out.
26:15Do I?
26:15Yes.
26:16Do I? Because, because I was, honestly, I was driving along today.
26:19I was minding my own business.
26:21Yeah.
26:21Some way to work.
26:22We've done this.
26:23Have we?
26:23Are you honestly not going to offer to pay for half of that?
26:28Because I'm a student.
26:29Did you know that?
26:30I eat fucking cold cups for dinner and breakfast.
26:33I was happy, quite happy, to put him down.
26:36Were you?
26:37Were you really?
26:44Yeah, all right.
26:45I'll pay half.
26:46Will you?
26:46Yeah.
26:47Yeah.
26:47Just pay me back half.
26:49You're right.
26:50And can I leave him here tonight?
26:51And I'll get him in the morning.
26:52First thing?
26:54First thing.
26:55Okay.
26:55Just leave a key in a pot plant or something.
26:58Has he...
26:59Okay.
27:00Is there really nobody else you can call who can take him?
27:03No, mate.
27:04No.
27:05I've got a best friend, but she takes care of her nan.
27:07I've got other friends that are hugely irresponsible and a mum who sucks.
27:10Do you have a boyfriend or...?
27:11No.
27:12Not anymore.
27:12We just broke up and I'm a bit messed up about it.
27:17So...
27:17Okay.
27:17I'm not going to just, like, booty call anyone.
27:19Also, I'm doing 30 days of sexless with my best friend.
27:22What day are you on?
27:24Three.
27:25Jesus.
27:26Raising money for ovarian cancer.
27:28Cool.
27:28Um, so...
27:29Yeah, I do have a really early start.
27:30Okay.
27:31That's fine.
27:31Because we're doing a new batch in the morning.
27:33I'm a brewer.
27:33I run a brewery.
27:35Cool.
27:38You said you're a student.
27:39What are you studying?
27:40Medicine.
27:41Six year prac.
27:42Really?
27:43Wow.
27:43That's impressive.
27:44So my Uber's a couple of minutes away.
27:45Do you want a shot of tequila?
27:47Um, no.
27:48I don't think I have...
27:49Oh, you have some?
27:49Yeah.
27:50Okay.
27:50Yeah, fuck it.
27:51Why not?
27:51Go on.
27:52Okay.
27:54I can't tell if it's a pro or a con that you just happen to have this in your bag.
27:59Yeah, you've got a drum kit in your bedroom, so let's not play that game.
28:03Okay.
28:03Yeah.
28:04Nice place.
28:05Do you own this?
28:06Oh, God, no.
28:07No.
28:07And the rent is slowly killing me.
28:09Cheers.
28:10Cheers.
28:10To, um, what's his name?
28:12Who?
28:13Fluffy Man.
28:13Oh.
28:15I don't know.
28:15Oh, we should give him a name.
28:17We should.
28:17Yeah.
28:17But not a doggy name.
28:18No.
28:19Not like Coco Shithouse.
28:21Princess.
28:21Terrible.
28:22Yeah.
28:22He needs a strong name, like a human name.
28:24Yes.
28:25Like...
28:26Sure.
28:27Ian.
28:28Ian.
28:28Not quite.
28:30Walter.
28:31Close.
28:32Who is he?
28:34He's Colin.
28:35Colin.
28:36He's Colin.
28:36He is.
28:37Colin from Accounts.
28:38Yes.
28:38Colin from Accounts Payable.
28:39Who's working on the big merger.
28:43Yes.
28:43It's his full title.
28:44Yeah, when he's in trouble.
28:45Yep.
28:45To Colin.
28:45To Colin.
28:49Hello, uh...
28:52Oh.
28:53I think the water was off today.
28:54I should have told you that.
28:56I don't know.
28:57Oh, was it not?
28:57Um...
28:58Maybe it's tomorrow.
28:58I don't know.
28:59That was quite good.
29:00Should we have another one?
29:01Fuck no.
29:02Oh, okay.
29:03Um...
29:04Hi, Colin.
29:05Don't crunch too many numbers.
29:06Good luck with the merger.
29:09Okay.
29:09See ya.
29:10All right.
29:10I'll see you in the morning.
29:11Oh.
29:12Okay.
29:13Okay.
29:13See ya.
29:14Bye.
29:18Everything's okay.
29:43Don't go.
29:44Don't go.
29:44Please don't go.
29:44He's losing his mind.
29:46Yeah.
29:46I'll make up a spare room for you.
29:47I don't understand dogs.
29:49I grew up with cats.
29:50Oh.
29:50Please.
29:50I don't...
29:51I don't know what to do.
29:52I can't make him poo.
29:54Um...
29:54Yeah, it's just my ova's nearly here.
29:56I'll pay the cancellation fee.
29:57It's not my rating.
29:59Please.
29:59Please.
30:00He's...
30:01He's...
30:01Listen to him.
30:02Yeah, okay.
30:02I'm coming.
30:04Coming, Cole.
30:05I'm coming.
30:07There's my ova.
30:08Let it go, mate.
30:22Can you hold it?
30:32No, I'm not doing it, mate.
30:33You do it yourself.
30:35Come on.
30:36Go or don't go.
30:37I'm not here to...
30:41You want her to come out here?
30:43I'm not fucking...
30:44Oh.
30:46Oh, yes.
30:47You've done it.
30:48You've done it.
30:49Oh, mate.
30:50That's impressive.
30:51Good boy.
30:52Good boy.
30:53You did it all by yourself.
30:55Thank God.
30:57Okay.
30:58Alright.
30:59Oh, my God.
31:00That is massive.
31:02Oh, God.
31:04Oh, God.
31:05That is the biggest shit.
31:07You must have been...
31:12Oh, God.
31:14Oh, God.
31:14Come on.
31:15Back in.
31:16For God's sake.
31:17Come on, little mate.
31:21Here we go.
31:21Oh, God.
31:22Yeah, come on.
31:23I'll help you.
31:24Here we go.
31:24Oh, God.
31:25Here we go.
31:27Oh, God.
31:27Oh, God.
31:27Oh, God.
31:29Oh, God.
31:31Hey.
31:32Hey, way to bring a check on.
31:33We caught.
31:33We collect the cart.
31:34Keep us in your thoughts.
31:35Really precious.
31:36Get at the crack of dawn.
31:37Weapons letting off.
31:38I can hear them from the block.
31:40See them creeping through the floor.
31:41See some greetings like greetings season could star.
31:43Oh, God.
31:44Look alive.
31:45Looking like a live life on a broken line.
31:47I'm a dog.
31:47I'm a dirty dog.
31:48Ha ha ha ha ha.
31:49Oh!
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