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مسلسل Colin from Accounts مترجم - Episode 2
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00:01The Foxtel Group acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land on which this program was produced.
00:07We pay our respects to all First Nations people and acknowledge Elders past and present.
00:41Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop. What are you doing? Ash? Ashley?
01:02Oh, God. Oh, no. No. What?
01:31Hey. Hey. Hey.
01:37Hey. Hi, sorry. Hi.
01:40I'm just heading off to work. Do you sleep okay? Do you have any issues throughout the night at all?
01:47What time is it? Um, it's quarter past six. Oh.
01:57Listen, hey, sorry. So, thanks for staying last night. I do appreciate that.
02:01Yeah, no worries. See, the dog was good, eh? He had no trouble.
02:05So, just, um, you're good to head off, yeah?
02:08What? Head off?
02:09Well, no, no, not head off. That sounds bad.
02:11But you're good to decide today where you're going to stay from now on, both of you?
02:18Sorry. What time is it?
02:19It's still quarter past six. You just said something last night. Maybe you might stay at your mum's place?
02:24Fuck no. Was I drunk?
02:26Oh, maybe. I'm not sure. But you definitely said that you would find somewhere else to stay today.
02:31So, just making sure you're good for that.
02:33Okay. We'll be out by tonight.
02:38I don't mean to rush you.
02:39I feel like you do.
02:40No, no, no. I'm just late for work.
02:42You've got my number, so, uh, and you know where the bathroom is.
02:45So, you know, the toilet in there, and you can use that any time.
02:48Uh, I've got to get going. But you know where it is, and you know where everything is, and the
02:51kitchen and the toilet and stuff.
02:52So, uh, let me know how you go.
02:56What an asshole.
02:59Quarter past six. Fuck that.
03:30年齡横駍
03:32she was there when you got back dude she's still there now oh damn brother
03:38smooth no dude nothing happened except oh except something happened something
03:45kind of fucked up what's up so I'm asleep right and I'm just gonna take this
03:55hang on no no just something just something come on real quick you come
03:58on for a second I'll just shut the fuck up I'm sorry um hello is everything okay
04:05oh good it's much as we'd expect really AFP was normal which is the main one PSA
04:11and CA all normal so there's nothing to worry about there okay good I mean you
04:16just never called me before after a checkup so I was a bit worried oh we
04:19don't want you to worry Gordon no so all the test results are good then blood
04:26work is good right the urine's come back a little higher though so I'd like to
04:30get you in for a follow-up has the cancer come back that's all you're saying cancer
04:36Gordon is just a catch-all term for irregular cell growth so I don't think
04:42it's helpful to talk about cancer at this stage
04:53you okay man sorry about that um yes I know what cancer is dr. Bruce you have
05:00diagnosed me with it before and we caught it in time didn't we Gordon hey hmm so
05:05there's no issue I just like to get you in for a follow-up sorry are you eating
05:08yes just a picky are you eating no I'd like to order a cystoscopy as soon as you
05:16can manage it what is that removal of a cyst no no nothing like that it's just to
05:22have a look at what's going on inside by the insertion of a small camera up my
05:28penis I wouldn't worry Gordon okay I'll call to set up an appointment thanks
05:32doctors okay yeah what's happened nothing that was a bad does a business
05:42order with your special ask us yes so she pissed in my drawers
05:58congrats man how many drops of this are you supposed to have okay yum yumma yumma
06:13oh hello
06:17mom
06:19Erin's been raped oh my god
06:22wait who's Erin Erin your friend Erin I don't oh oh Erin Shepley from primary
06:31school I'm still close with her mother no you're not why are you telling me this
06:36did you come all this way just to tell me this yes are you going to ask me in
06:40how'd you know where I was find my aunt though oh that's fucked up what don't you
06:46want to be part of the family plan anymore that is so unfair look I was
06:51worried the news about Erin really shook me did it move over I'm coming in no
06:57you're not no I am you can't pocket woman oh god the lamps alive no this is um this is
07:07Colin he's kind of my dog what's wrong with him is he broken he's not broken Colin this
07:13is your grandma say hi grandma don't be ridiculous Ashley I will never be called
07:19grandma just now or something cute like Gaga Lin Lin right okay and you don't need a dog you can
07:24barely look
07:24after yourself what about your studies um what's he do uh he runs a brewery or
07:29something very hip cute he's fine it's it's about the dog we hit this dog we've
07:35got to start somewhere darling I pretended to like Italian cars to land my ex
07:38you stop calling him your ex he's my dad what's this brewer's best 2019 mum stop
07:44who's Gordon crap what with two peas Gordon crap oh no oh my god I thought
07:52Gordon was bad oh that's funny oh darling forget this one you can't be Ashley crap
07:57imagine a crap I don't think so yeah I'm not marrying him um Google how much is
08:05this house worth it's an oil diffuser mum yeah quite nice what's this manchester
08:11like what so it's key darling you want high-end but the thread count is too high could be gay
08:16Jesus mum where's this bedroom don't go up there just for a minute do not stop it mum
08:25uh cheap good can we go now come on oh it's all wet what move dear god oh fuck fuck
08:39it
08:39oh Ashley you didn't I thought you were past all this I am I am mummy oh it's like you
08:4510 camp all over again yeah stop it but you can't blame Renee Granville this time
08:52well you can't stay here not if he knows about this you're gonna have to come home you need your
08:58mother's touch mama stay out of this I do not know why you're here I told you Erin I've worked
09:04on all
09:04these boundaries with my therapist I don't need boundaries just come home darling I really don't
09:17think Costco is the place for this mum Costco is the place for everything darling I'm a gold member
09:21lightly crumb calamari they've got it fertilizer they've got it I need drawers they've got it
09:27and they don't make a cent on this stuff Ashley Murray they actually lose money on the roast chickens
09:32I don't think that drawers will match one I should get a roast chicken actually
09:36and that's it that's why you brought me a Costco because you need a chicken oh come on
09:41oh hey Miggles I'm out the front baby close where did you park me it's quite full for a Tuesday
09:47no you're not parking just just pull up over here drop off we're just coming in the corner
09:51yeah this is us okay that's us why can't I come with you girls no we're just in and out
09:57mum
09:58well you two can go shopping I'll look after Gollum Colin no he's coming with me
10:04you're gonna take your sunnies off or nah did you go out with Ryan last night yeah did you take
10:10dexies yeah fucking nurses man access to all the drives well hi hi you guys still do above brown
10:18I'm cool what I don't work here sorry come on okay this is actually pretty good 60 bucks okay
10:31you know he's gonna know they're not the same yes thank you Miggles I do know that excuse me yeah
10:37have you sold out of digital brand pianos I don't work here sorry I think I saw them though somewhere
10:45like over there thanks what's going on do you like him or something it's like no I it's about
10:52this dog you know we hit this dog no but he hit the dog yeah but I I help you
10:58no Ash listen to me
10:59okay you you're not over James you're on Oz study and you've been kicked out of your house because of
11:04a dog that he hit at 60 practice mental I know all right I know you gotta focus on you
11:09babe
11:10like call him tell him thanks for the weird memories but you're out he can keep the dog
11:16tough can we sit down I can you not yell at me in Costco I'm sorry call him and we
11:23don't have this
11:24little cutie anymore you can come and stay on Nan's couch so you find a place why can't I just
11:29come
11:29with him Nan's already pissing herself in a wheelchair that's too much for one house and anyway this year
11:36is meant to be about you and me it's just us and our studies
11:42and Dexy's apparently what no I'll call him I'll call him
11:52oh here we go it's her it's her yep yep go go go
11:56hey how you going hey not bad how's work
11:59yep fine cool you're still at my place or no I'm just out and about oh have you found a
12:07place
12:08no still working on that oh okay hey get her out and put it on speaker okay speakers okay okay
12:16yeah are you on a break what you can make calls in the break room but you can't be doing
12:21it out
12:21here hang on do I look like I work here yes fuck right okay thank you I don't all calls
12:32in the break
12:32room I'm not going to the break room yeah you really should go to the break room it's super
12:37unprofessional where is the break room hello you still there you go you go yeah sorry um so here's
12:43the thing I can't look after this dog 24 7 and look for somewhere to live and do six year
12:48medicine
12:48it's just not possible so you're gonna have to take care of him while I find a more permanent
12:53situation that's just how it is no ash hard no I told you from the get-go I was in
12:59no position to
13:00look after a high needs dog okay I can't have him here at work plus I have a date tonight
13:06that is
13:07really not my problem Gordon and you know what it was your destiny to hit this dog you would have
13:12done it with or without me I'm not part of it that's good that's good no no no don't go
13:16hippy
13:17dippy mid-twenties shit on me Ashley okay this is now a burden which is exactly what you said
13:22it wouldn't be we made a deal okay I intend on keeping my word how about you stand by yours
13:29and look after Colin yeah I can do that Gordon but not if you're gonna patronize me actually and
13:36not if I have to be out by fucking sundown do you seriously have nowhere else that you can stay
13:42tonight like nowhere no I do I can stay with a friend I can just not with a high needs
13:46dog
13:47so your options are I I say with Colin in your house or be just Colin stays in your house
13:54your
13:54call okay you can stay tonight no no no I will say a couple more nights yeah without the hassle
14:07all
14:09right all right okay you can stay a few more nights but I have a date tonight and they might
14:15come home I don't know yet all right so just know that well done yes bring them back and yes
14:21I can
14:21bring a date home all right it's my house yes and I'm single okay mate no one's saying you're not
14:26good good good okay exactly see ya bye well you showed her that got so weird he's weird you're both
14:38weird we're both weird girls mom why are you here I've spoken to Erin's mother we're having coffee next
14:46week so stay tuned anyone hungry there's nothing out there share house backpackers she has acting students
15:08no Jesus hey guy hey boy hi hi yeah hey all good all good okay well I'm just in and
15:25out anyway so
15:29you do you
15:36you
16:11okay so uh i'm heading off everything okay yeah everything good with you yeah just
16:19still looking for a share house okay cool well i'll uh see you later cool have fun mr crap
16:33oh you buried the lead on that one didn't you you never asked everyone calls me flash no wonder
16:41your name's gordon crap yeah yeah well now you know you're happy very happy okay thank you good enjoy
16:50enjoy it colin oh there's a really good pizza place on the corner uh and i have an account there
16:57so if you want just call them no problem and say the pizza's for crapton planet yep eric crapton sure
17:04benedict cumber crap get it out of your system harry potter and the chamber of crap yep i've got
17:10heaps more okay do you shop at crap mandu it's actually pronounced crappy what it's crappy but
17:16they my i think great-grandfather dropped the e so it's not it is what's that french for turds
17:22you know what forget the pizza no i want pizza i do thank you you're welcome bye mr crappy
17:31pizza pizza time beer
17:56are you gordon belinda yes would you like to sit down
18:02sure all right good evening folks see you have your drinks already yes wonderful have you dined with
18:12us before no okay well we have the smaller plates top there medium-sized plates in the middle the
18:18larger plates you'll find down there at the bottom and the sweet stuff on the back right and um what
18:24are the little numbers next to the meal descriptions the prices sorry that was a joke
18:31i apologize oh sorry well my name's dean i'll be taking care of you tonight okay my pronouns are he
18:41his all right i'll be back in a bit see you soon thanks dean
18:49jeez how tall's dean his pronouns should be fee-fi-fo-fun
18:54no you can't say that i've got trans friends sorry that's not cool sorry no that was i apologize that
19:00was a joke i stole it from twitter anyway so not my joke it's a good start sorry for being
19:05transphobic or for stealing jokes for both honestly for both i mean although it was more of a tall joke
19:13than a trans joke than a trans joke not really well it was if you think well you were using
19:18trans
19:18language in a joke i'm not sure what trans language is well either way it's not cool
19:23well it's not cool i agree yep yep sorry
19:38god i hate these things don't you it's so awkward dates
19:44i'm just the worst they actually are can we just cut through all this yeah what do you do what
19:50do i do
19:51it's so contrived it really is and yet we keep doing no let's not do that let's not do that
19:56let's
19:57not do that okay deal deal
20:09so what do you do
20:13oh you're actually asking me i run a brewery oh yeah i run a brewery i mean i'm a brewer
20:19like beer yeah beer make beer serve beer love beer you're not an alcoholic are you is that a deal
20:27breaker well my dad was a raging alcoholic i mean yeah but isn't everyone's dad he died
20:38of the alcohol and that's a yes i'm thinking that's a yes sorry the the
20:45shiozaki i don't know how to pronounce that shiozaki is good i'll give you a minute if you want
20:51do you see you just here just here mate
21:02oh no you bit me um this is actually me uh yeah this is me too oh yeah i i
21:08um i've had a great night
21:09and i've loved all of it but um i'm pretty tired so i've got an early start might just call
21:14it
21:14well i'm not calling it oh i want to meet your little doggy look you need to wheel yeah
21:21he's pretty sleepy well wake him up no no no i've got a really early start honestly belinda
21:26i wake up every day at six we can go for a run
21:37hey oh hey how was your date she's here oh hi this is um this is uh ashley ashley's my
21:49sister
21:51much younger sister i was an accident yes i can see it oh my god yeah yeah yeah cool i'm
22:02actually
22:03just gonna head to bed oh no no no no no no no do you have anything to drink oh
22:07i think we're out of
22:08drinks aren't we out of drinks bro they're behind you silly oh god that's right let's make cocktails oh
22:16do you want cocktails it seems a lot at this time of night yeah have a cocktail oh hey do
22:21you want
22:21to have a drink with this no i'll i'll leave you do it oh we haven't caught up we haven't
22:26caught up
22:26at all since you've been in town yeah we have oh not really though not really who wants a drink
22:31with
22:31my sister not me okay i'll have one so then yeah he was gone so who was terry terry who's
22:42terry
22:42he's um he's our eldest brother yeah very old very he's quite old i mean i haven't seen him since
22:49the sentencing was he what did they find for in the end they got him through like waving at it
22:55public and decency yeah yeah it was he was always a troubled kid yeah anyways troubled adult can't
23:03go near schools anymore no no no because he can't you know we don't want him to trouble kids yeah
23:07anyway
23:08anyway did you guys ever did you ever talk about the kiss no no we we and i don't really
23:15want to
23:15talk about i mean we're pretty drunk and you know it's just brothers being brothers bros be bros man
23:21sometimes yeah yeah yeah so where'd you guys grow up
23:27adelaide melbourne first then adelaide yeah because but we had to move around a lot of kids
23:34and we had to because the dad's ankles they call him fat ankle joe and and they laughed him out
23:42of
23:42the navy so we we couldn't stay there we had to keep moving keep it keep it light rolling stone
23:49well on that note i think i'm gonna head off nice to meet you ashley can i call you a
23:55cab or i ordered
23:56an uber like five minutes ago oh you just didn't notice because you're in some weird game of sexy
24:02family feud with your sister you two that's not right i've got brothers but that's off i get it
24:10but we've just always been a close family you're a gross family do you even have a crippled dog or
24:16did you just make that up to lure me here yeah we do oh he's here i think he's upstairs
24:20oh and how
24:21did he get upstairs if he's in a wheelchair i'm not an idiot
24:27this is mine now bye
24:32what what did she just rob you she just nicked my whiskey oh god sis oh my god what about
24:44her
24:44she crazy she hot she hot you're gonna see her again hopefully
24:52oh that was fun yeah wasn't it i'm uh sorry about that phone call today oh no don't be
25:01don't i'm sorry it was stupid honestly yeah um and also you didn't have to replace those drawers
25:10oh my god i really did though yeah you did i'm mortified obviously hey it's okay it happens does it
25:19does it happen to you no no no no don't laugh sorry it doesn't it's like a new environment
25:27stress thing i'm under a lot of pressure it hasn't happened for a very long time and it won't happen
25:33again ever don't sweat it it's okay we're golden new drawers for me yeah which is a big plus and
25:42but if you want you know i i do have an ensuite off my bedroom oh if you want oh
25:47oh
25:51i'm not really there if you know what i mean no no i'm not there either no god no no
25:57no i'm not
25:58only doing the 30 days of sexless aren't you so yeah no god no i didn't mean that i just
26:02meant we
26:02could swap rooms that's all i meant oh yeah i really that's i don't need that that's very nice
26:07though well i am very nice we're just mates yeah yeah i mean we're not really mates why why aren't
26:15we
26:15mates well i mean we we can we can try to be mates but i mean currently i've seen a
26:24nipple
26:26so we can't be mates because you've seen my nipple don't you agree i mean i'm not trying to
26:31be a dick or anything but i mean isn't that a thing that we're both aware of i'm not aware
26:35of it i see
26:35nipples every day well i don't see nipples every day and that they mean something to me
26:40and i'm just saying you're just saying that we cannot be made well that's insane well i'm not i
26:45don't mean to be all when harry met sally who are they are they friends of yours no when harry
26:50met sally
26:51women men can't be friends i'll have what she's having what are we having how old it doesn't matter
26:58how's about you show me your nipple and then we're even
27:03okay yeah all right let's do that then we're even even okay you be in your car i'm not making
27:10the car
27:10be in the car here yeah be in your cool vintage hipster car and i'll just be walking along ready
27:17i don't walk like that that's bullshit ready ready i don't look like that
27:25great awesome and i didn't hit a dog that's a win is that nice that was nice but quite
27:31liberated do you want to see the other one no i don't oh i want to get him out all
27:34the time now
27:34don't okay straight to the wank bank really fuck no it's like an old man's nipple like cabin
27:42aussie okay good night weird mate good night weird mate see ya where are you going oh sorry no we
27:49can't
27:49walk off together no you go just don't follow me to bed i'll clean up yeah i'll see you in
27:54a couple
27:55hours when you need to do a wee don't too soon way too soon sorry not weird mate yes
28:16i thought i knew one who told me i kept me safe got caught up in love it can't make
28:24it through the day
28:25now all i think of is how will i run away buried in the problems i fell yesterday yesterday
28:38buried in the problems i fell yesterday
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