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مسلسل Cobra Kai مترجم - Episode 6
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01:19What do we say here?
01:21The way of this, sir!
01:23And what is that way?
01:25Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
01:28Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:00Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:08Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:12Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:13Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:13Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
02:13Why don't I let you talk me into this?
02:15This goes against everything I stand for.
02:18It's like extra gym class for no reason.
02:21Let's just give it a chance.
02:23You saw the fight.
02:24Y'all kicked ass.
02:25Okay, today we begin...
02:31Quiet!
02:34Face front!
02:46Nice shirt.
02:48Thanks.
02:48I'm joking, it sucks.
02:53Word of advice, if you got shit for teeth, don't smile.
02:58God makes me feel like a virgin just looking at you.
03:03When I look around this dojo, I don't see Cobra Kai material.
03:07I see losers, I see nerds, I see a fat kid with a funny hat with his tits popping out.
03:13But, in my short time as a sensei, I've also seen some miracles.
03:19So, maybe there's some hope for you yet.
03:23But first I need to see where you're at.
03:25So everybody, fall in!
03:30That means line up!
03:36No, not line up in a line.
03:39Lines!
03:40Get in lines!
03:41You mean like rows?
03:43Uh...
03:45Ha!
03:47Ha!
03:50Ha!
03:55Ha!
03:57Ha!
04:00That was amazing thing.
04:06What the what?
04:11We get the word!
04:31Hey, hey, what's going on?
04:32You going for a swim?
04:33You gonna invite the girls over?
04:34No, not today.
04:36Great.
04:36You want to spar with your old man?
04:38Karate?
04:39Yeah, you don't have to say it like it's the flu.
04:42Come on, Dad.
04:42That was like eight years ago.
04:44Well, eight years isn't that long.
04:46Eight years ago, I was eight.
04:47Come on.
04:48Remember that time you nailed me in the jaw with the flip kick?
04:50I mean, you know, I had to eat soup for a week.
04:52It was funny.
04:54Today's just not great.
04:56I've got a lot of homework.
04:58All right.
04:59I got you.
04:59No sweat.
05:00Gotta hit the books.
05:01You hit the books.
05:03Is that okay?
05:04Yeah.
05:05Come on.
05:05You'll be doing me a favor.
05:06I don't have to block that foot of fury.
05:10Thanks, Dad.
05:11Bye.
05:20So, what do you say I come to spin class with you today?
05:25Really?
05:25Uh-huh.
05:27I thought you said spin class was a sweaty, pointless bike ride to nowhere.
05:30Yeah, but I figured I'd ride some bikes with you and then maybe you would, um, come into
05:36the dojo with me.
05:38Sam said no, huh?
05:39Yeah, I don't get it.
05:40Man, she used to love karate.
05:42Well, she's not your mini-me anymore.
05:44You can't dress her up and teach her tricks.
05:46Yeah, but what about you?
05:47Oh, I already know all your tricks.
05:49Huh.
05:50And let's try to remember what happened ten years ago when you and I hit the mat for
05:53a little karate.
05:58Mm-hmm.
05:59Mm-hmm.
06:01You hear that?
06:03It's the real world calling out to you, Antonio.
06:06The time has come for you to do a little karate with your dad.
06:12Karate's boring.
06:14What do you think you're doing right there?
06:16Look, it's practically karate.
06:18This one is fireballs.
06:20All right, give me that.
06:21Come on, Anthony.
06:22Let's go.
06:22Come on.
06:23Alexa, order new PS Vita.
06:25No.
06:26No.
06:26Alexa, override.
06:28Parental override.
06:29Ordering PS Vita.
06:43Quit it.
06:45What's up, queen?
06:46Sorry.
06:48Oh.
06:50Come on, don't eat all the cereal again.
06:52You keep buying it, we're gonna keep eating it, man.
06:54We gotta fuel up.
06:55We're gonna hit an Amazon truck.
06:57Yeah, we're gonna get our hands on some big old packages.
06:59You know, like, trade's favorite pasta.
07:02Shut up.
07:03Hey, man, grab your purse.
07:04Let's go.
07:05I have work.
07:06What, like a job?
07:08Oh, shit.
07:09Look at your pants.
07:11What are those?
07:13It's just temporary.
07:15All right, I got a gig over at LeRusso Auto.
07:17You mean, like, the ninja guy?
07:20Why?
07:20My dad hates his guts.
07:22When he finds out I'm working for him, he's gonna lose his shit.
07:26Finding positions.
07:28Jab punch.
07:29No.
07:29Wait till I say go.
07:31Hiya!
07:32Hiya!
07:35Hiya!
07:36Hiya!
07:37Hiya!
07:38Stand straight.
07:39Clench your feet in there.
07:40Hiya!
07:41Are you sure you're right-handed?
07:42Hiya!
07:44Hiya!
07:46Come on, tits.
07:46You can do better than that.
07:47You got weight, use it.
07:48Ready?
07:48Hiya!
07:50Hiya!
07:52Hiya!
07:54Hiya!
07:55Hey, Lip.
07:56Yeah, you.
07:57The one with the freaky lip.
07:58Who do you think I'm talking to?
07:59Excuse me, uh, Mr. Lawrence?
08:01Sensei!
08:02Lawrence.
08:03Okay.
08:05You really shouldn't make fun of someone's physical appearance.
08:08Oh, is that so?
08:10So I'm not supposed to mention his lip at all?
08:13Well, yeah.
08:14Yeah, maybe that's what they teach you in school.
08:17But in the real world, you can't expect people to do what they're supposed to do.
08:21All right?
08:22You hear that lip?
08:22If you can't handle someone making fun of you, how are you gonna handle an elbow to the teeth?
08:26By calling the police?
08:29Dude.
08:30Knock it off.
08:31What?
08:32He does realize the Nazis lost the war, right?
08:35Why should I be scared of him?
08:37Because he's got a snake on his wall?
08:39It's not like he's a teacher who can give us a bad grade.
08:43We're paying him.
08:45He works for us.
08:47It's not like he can actually hurt us.
08:52Oh, shit.
09:00You done?
09:02Hit me.
09:05Go ahead.
09:05Hit me.
09:06Strike me right here.
09:10Harder.
09:15Is that all you got, princess?
09:29Let that be a lesson to all of you.
09:33Yeah, but you can't quit.
09:35I got yelled at, got my ass kicked, and then gave him my money.
09:39You know who lives like that?
09:40Hookers.
09:41Yeah, yeah, but he's not that mad at the guy.
09:43You gotta give him a chance to do...
09:45You don't know him like I do.
09:46Oh, that's hooker talk.
09:48Besides, I don't need to learn karate when I have you.
09:58See, no one's gonna mess with you.
10:27Hey, how's the new kid working out?
10:29Oh, great.
10:29We had a bunch of pain in the ass stuff piled up for weeks.
10:32Inventory, sticker swaps.
10:34Kid knocked most of it out before lunch.
10:35So you're saying I should fire you and give him your job?
10:38Oh, that new kid.
10:39No, he's terrible.
10:40Very unmotivated.
10:42You gotta keep explaining stuff to him.
10:43I'm pretty sure he's got a head injury.
10:45Hey, you know, I've been looking for someone to do a little karate with.
10:49Are you interested?
10:51Are you asking me as a friend or as my boss?
10:53As a friend.
10:54I'm busy.
10:55Okay, as your boss?
10:56I'm sick.
10:57Oh, come on, it's a good workout.
10:59I would love to do it, honestly, but tonight I'm working out with Priya.
11:03Or no, Seema.
11:05Man, the South Asian dating app is destroying my weeknights.
11:07I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper in the pork vindaloo.
11:12It...it...that joke kills on the app.
11:13Yeah, okay, whatever.
11:14Tell the kid to keep up the good work.
11:16Yep.
11:22It needs salt.
11:25Hey, when do you think I might get one of those shirts with my name on it?
11:28Oh, you like the shirts, huh?
11:31There's too much salt.
11:32Kid wants a personalized shirt.
11:34Oh, yeah, we gotta get him a shirt.
11:35It means you're part of the team.
11:37What else you need?
11:38Business cards?
11:39A tote bag?
11:40How about monogram cufflinks?
11:42I'll book you two weeks at the company timeshare in Barbados.
11:45Yeah, all right.
11:46Forget it.
11:46Hey, kid, relax.
11:48We're just breaking balls.
11:49Look, I get it.
11:50I used to be the new guy around here.
11:51You're trying to take initiative.
11:52Get noticed.
11:54All right.
11:54Here's what you need to do.
11:56Every Wednesday, someone has to rotate the cars in the showroom.
11:58Keep the inventory fresh.
12:00Hey, see that Porsche 911 over there?
12:02It's a beaut, right?
12:03Well, the boss has been wanting to move it up front by the windows.
12:06You think he can handle that?
12:09For sure.
12:10Yeah, I can do it.
12:12Okay.
12:30Thanks for the blow pop, guys.
12:32Really never gets old.
12:34It's because she gives blow jobs.
12:36Get it?
12:37Blow pop?
12:38Blow job?
12:40Yeah.
12:41I get it.
12:42It's just a rumor.
12:43Hey, everybody.
12:44Who let the pigs out?
12:46I did, because I ordered the fetal pigs.
12:50But seriously, get in your groups.
12:54Mr. Palmer, my partner's absent.
12:56Who wants to take Samantha in?
12:59This little piggy needs a group.
13:01Don't all volunteer at once.
13:06We'll take her.
13:17I'm gonna go grab a chair.
13:19Yeah.
13:20No problem.
13:37What?
13:43What the hell is the matter with you?
13:46Starting a car in a crowded showroom?
13:48What are you, out of your mind?
13:50What were you thinking?
13:54Screw this.
14:00it's okay everything's fine guys it's fine it's fine
14:11hey hey hey whoa he's up he's up i surrender you don't have to fire me okay i quit hey
14:19robbie
14:19it's robbie right come here right it's robbie you're gonna break your thumb there what make
14:25a fist make a fist if you're gonna punch your boss you gotta make a tight fist thumb around
14:29the outside underneath squeeze the knuckles extend the hand straight out you see that
14:33hey come on let it fly hit my hand okay all right that's better listen i'm sorry for calling you
14:43out inside all right that's on me i should have heard your side of it you're not the only one
14:48with a temper around here all right well thanks so robbie where you from you're from around here
14:55you graduate west valley no i live up in north hills it's uh not as nice as this i grew
15:04up in recita
15:05before that newark new jersey so i know a thing or two about that wait really figured your family came
15:10for money yeah well i guess things aren't always what they look like right i'm gonna head back inside
15:18and announce the sorry you almost got killed sales event i'll see you in a minute
15:36what were you thinking for sex um i mean i i because in the mail this tract opens up near
15:44the umbilical cord
15:46so i think ours is female yeah um yeah i i concur
15:55thanks for um helping me out by the way oh yeah i mean i'm sure you would find another group
16:03i went with the fight oh yeah someone had to take care of those hassles
16:10but nobody else did it was a pretty nice roundhouse
16:20thanks i'm taking these super awesome karate lessons but you telegraphed the sweep
16:25when you lift up your foot like that it's just all the way to your back leg more wind up
16:29less power
16:30wow you know your stuff i guess i should be taking lessons from you that was a freebie next one
16:36i'm
16:36gonna expect money up front of course of course let's see
16:45do you guys want a banana people keep sneaking them in my bag it's because of that
16:49stupid rumor that i'm sure you guys have heard about me oh no
16:53stupid stupid rumors hurtful lies people are monsters yeah you shouldn't worry about it those
17:00guys are assholes to us too i mean they call me ria so not anymore
17:07yeah i guess you're right not anymore
17:12okay everybody fall in
17:16where's everyone crater face nose ring slingshot hey quit sensei you serious
17:24i mean good
17:31that was a test i wanted to see who the quitters are not you guys you're in it to win
17:36it right you
17:37could be at home playing your eye computers playing your video games eating candy instead you're here
17:42doing push-ups learning how to fight lip look even lip's tougher than those guys he's no quitter
17:50could you please not call me that excuse me what i said could you please not call me that um
17:55i'll
17:55warm him up sensei no no no lip has something he wants to say sorry speak up lip or is
18:00your tongue
18:00messed up too are you one of those challenged kids the doctor said i could be on the spectrum
18:08i don't know what that is but get off of pronto all right if you don't want me to call
18:12your lip
18:12then don't have a weird lip can't you get surgery for that i was born with a cleft lip this
18:16is the
18:16scar from the surgery you mean it was worse before that or did the doctor just scream because if this
18:21is the after photo then that sucks man you should sue can we just please change the topic you don't
18:26think i want to it's tough when it's right in front of me if you want to be something other
18:29than a
18:29nerd with a scar on his lip then you gotta flip the script okay like get a face tattoo or
18:34gouge your
18:35eye out we'll call you patch all right no don't do that one you'll still look like a freak
18:42oh great really another quitter
18:47go away no more lessons today
18:52did you have to be so hard on them oh come on diaz they're a bunch of losers
18:56yeah well some of those losers are my friends yeah that tracks and they're your students you
19:04wanted a full dojo you got one not full like that yeah i get it all right they're losers maybe
19:11i'm a
19:11loser too are you kidding me are you gonna cry now too no it never mind it's just
19:20you don't know what it's like to be us i'll see you tomorrow
19:34you don't have to do that louie here is going to be handling your work for the rest of the
19:38day
19:38isn't that right louie yeah
19:42robbie i'm very sorry for yesterday's events it's been brought to my attention that what i did is
19:47considered not to be professional
19:53okay thanks oh we have something for you um
19:59it's official you burned it
20:09you need a hand with that no i better do it myself did the crime i gotta do to time
20:14right
20:15and i'm pretty sure she's watching me from the camera so i gotta make this look legit
20:19all right let me do it
20:23hey you still trying to score some points with my cousin
20:29all right daniel likes to get a hard copy of the sales report delivered to his house every night
20:34he's old school like that you know a man asked me to do it but i'm pretty sure she just
20:39likes the
20:39fact that it's 20 minutes out of my way are you messing with me again no never mind just just
20:45forget about it just trying to make amends no go okay i'll do it only if you want to
20:54okay envelopes on my desk thanks louie and don't lose it i'm in enough trouble around here all right okay
21:06stevia not while i'm here
21:29science is murder samantha why did you dissect me
21:35i could have gone somewhere in life i could have been bacon
21:40just joking it's miguel uh let me know if you need the notes from today's class
21:52uh
21:58uh
22:36And they could kick, like, all the way above their heads.
22:39I mean, if I get those lessons, then I could totally get it above my head.
22:41That's great, sweetie.
22:43Oh, yeah.
22:43And they had this snake, and it had these huge fangs, and it was just so cool.
22:47Oh, yeah, they also had these headbands, and it was so badass.
22:50You didn't get the lessons, right, Mom?
22:51Hi, honey.
22:52How was work?
22:53Shetty.
22:54So Wallace is being a real pain in my rear.
22:57I had to tell him who runs Lorimar.
22:59Well, Johnny had a good day, right, Johnny?
23:01Tell him.
23:03Uh, yeah.
23:03I was wondering if I could take a karate class.
23:07Karate?
23:08Ha!
23:08Look at you.
23:09You're a skinny little white boy.
23:12Besides, don't you get in enough fights already at school?
23:15Sid.
23:15What?
23:16Look, the kid's a social reject.
23:18He doesn't have a single friend.
23:20Well, maybe this is how he can make some friends.
23:23Make some friends.
23:24So, you want to be the next Bruce Lee, huh?
23:27First there was a drum set, then there was the roller skates.
23:29Whatever happened to the magic kid?
23:31You were going to be Doug Henning.
23:32He's 12 years old.
23:33They go through phases.
23:34They try new things.
23:34Okay, fine.
23:35I'll write the goddamn check.
23:36I'll make it out to garbage, because that's where it's going to end up.
23:39Seriously.
23:39What seriously?
23:40Just...
23:41Just what?
23:42Just don't tonight, please.
23:43Tonight?
23:44What are you talking about?
23:45I just...
24:51Hey, Robbie.
24:56Did you sense that I was here?
25:00Oh, reflections.
25:02Yeah, right.
25:04Here's a sales report you asked for.
25:06Sales report?
25:07Yeah, this is, um...
25:10This is good stuff.
25:11Very important.
25:12You didn't share this with anyone else, did you?
25:15Yeah, no, sir.
25:16Your eyes only.
25:18That's good.
25:18We wouldn't want this sensitive material to fall into the wrong hands, now would we?
25:23Damn it, Lou.
25:25That one's on you, pal.
25:27Next time you outsmart the dope.
25:29Yeah.
25:30Fool me once, right?
25:32I had a karate you were doing, where's the punching?
25:36Oh, karate isn't all punching and kicking.
25:38It's actually more about balance.
25:41That didn't even really look like karate.
25:43Well, blueprints don't actually look like karas either, do they?
25:46What do you mean?
25:47That was kata.
25:48That's the foundation of my karate.
25:51That's cool.
25:53You want to stick around?
25:55Learn a few things?
25:59Sure.
26:03All right.
26:15Three more absences, Sensei.
26:17Bunch of pussies.
26:19No, it's my fault.
26:22Since you joined Cobra Kai, I have been hard on you.
26:27I've called you names.
26:30I've humiliated you.
26:34Some of you I've hit.
26:37And for that, I don't apologize.
26:44Cobra Kai is about strength.
26:47If you're not strong on the inside, you can't be strong on the outside.
26:52And right now, you're all weak.
26:56And I know that because I was you.
27:03I used to have no friends.
27:07Used to be the weirdo kid.
27:09I'm not that weird.
27:10I still hooked up with babes and all.
27:11But the point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today.
27:16Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin to find my true power.
27:21And you guys will too.
27:26Welcome to Cobra Kai.
27:30Eli, what happened?
27:33I'm flipping the script.
27:35Wait, are you the kid with the lip?
27:37Nice cut, bro.
27:40You see that?
27:41It doesn't matter if you're a loser or a nerd or a freak.
27:46All that matters is that you become badass.
27:52Hawk.
27:54Fall in.
28:02Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
28:05No, sensei.
28:07Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
28:10No, sensei.
28:14Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
28:17No, sensei.
28:21Class, are you ready to learn the way of the fist?
28:24Yes, sensei!
28:28Yes, sensei!
28:34Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
28:36Yes, sensei!
28:57Yes, sensei!
28:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:55Yeah, yeah.
30:25Yeah, yeah.
30:55Yeah, yeah.
30:58Yeah, yeah.
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