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مسلسل Cobra Kai مترجم - Episode 4
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00:13So this damn thing crashed.
00:15Took our holiday pictures with it.
00:16Wedding, too.
00:17My wife is pissed.
00:19Well, I'm sorry about that.
00:20Let's see what we can do.
00:25Ah, the 15-inch.
00:26It's a nice machine.
00:27Don't worry.
00:28I get 20 of these a day.
00:30I'll take care of it.
00:31No problem.
00:32It might take a little while, though,
00:34because these logic boards use the ATX standard form factor,
00:37which is just a little more complicated than the Neo-ITX.
00:40You know what?
00:40I'm just going to go grab a Starbucks,
00:42and I'll come back in, what, an hour or so?
00:45That sounds great.
00:46Oh, and what's your password, just so I can log in?
00:49It's a password.
00:52Don't sweat it.
00:53Mine's 1234.
00:55All right.
00:55Thanks for taking care of this, Eduardo.
00:58You're a lifesaver.
01:00It's my pleasure.
01:01It's my pleasure.
01:14What the hell, Robby?
01:15What we get?
01:1515-inch.
01:18Nice.
01:22Thanks, Eddie.
01:23I'll get you your cut.
01:25I've got three guys right now willing to pay 400,
01:27no questions asked.
01:30Oh, man.
01:31Dude, have each Venmo half,
01:33and then give it to who shows up first.
01:38What about the other two?
01:41Sucks for them.
01:43Come on.
02:05What, you looking to take karate?
02:07No.
02:09It's my fucking dad.
02:14Come on.
02:15Get out of here.
02:32I don't want you ever coming near my son again.
02:35Do you understand me?
02:36I'm sorry.
02:37She'd never have gotten involved.
02:39No.
02:39No.
02:39Don't worry, guy never dies.
02:56What are you smiling at?
03:06Hey, man.
03:09Wanna trade cans?
03:14Hey, Sam.
03:16Banana ramen chocolate chip pancakes are up.
03:18Oh, sweet.
03:20Cha-ching.
03:21Hey, hey, remember, save some for your sister.
03:23You know those are her favorites.
03:24Oh, like I don't like pancakes?
03:26Hey, come on, Sam.
03:27You're missing out.
03:31Nice pancake taco.
03:34Come on, dude.
03:36Seriously?
03:40Sam.
03:58Hey, hon.
04:01Hey, hon.
04:01Uh, are you close?
04:03Yeah, I'm sorry I'm running late.
04:05I wanted to talk to Sam, but she snuck by me.
04:07I'm pretty sure she hates me.
04:08She has a teenage girl.
04:10You embarrass her in front of her boyfriend.
04:12Of course she hates you.
04:13Look, uh, I just wanted to brace you for the billboard.
04:19Holy shit, it's huge.
04:22Tom Cole's clearly compensating for something, right?
04:25Oh, no, no, babe.
04:28I'm talking about our billboard.
04:30Why?
04:30What happened to our billboard?
04:36Mother...
04:37Frankly, we're big supporters of the department.
04:38We donate every year to the charity drive.
04:40I just want you to go out and round up the scum that did this.
04:42Uh, excuse me, officer, could you just give us a minute?
04:44Thanks.
04:46Look, honey, if they arrested everybody who painted dicks on things,
04:49there just wouldn't be any room in the jails for all the murderers.
04:51Yeah, all right, but they couldn't still go look for the guy.
04:53I understand that you're frustrated, but try not to think about it.
04:56Just think positively.
04:58Positive?
04:58What's positive?
04:59I have a dick in my mouth.
05:01Yeah, and you'll blow the competition away.
05:05Okay, look, no one's even gonna see it.
05:07We picked that specific location because of the traffic level.
05:09Okay, fine, fine.
05:10Let's assume people see it.
05:11Let's assume everybody sees it.
05:13Okay.
05:14No one's gonna recognize you.
05:15Really?
05:15All they're gonna see is the dick, okay?
05:17It is the dick's billboard now, okay?
05:19People drive by so fast, they're not even gonna spot you.
05:21Did you guys see the billboard?
05:23It's freakin' hilarious.
05:25We're painting over it.
05:26That's a good idea.
05:28Here.
05:29Hold this ice on your ribs.
05:34Oh, thanks.
05:36Miggy, why don't you tell me who did this?
05:38I'll call the school.
05:40They can protect you.
05:41It'll only make things worse, Mama.
05:42Worse than this?
05:43Yes.
05:44If I just had more lessons, then maybe I'll...
05:46No.
05:47It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault.
05:49I just...
05:50I just wasn't ready.
05:51No more karate.
05:53Carmen, what's the problem here?
05:55This guy has found something he likes to do.
05:58Look how he's doing.
05:59I see him.
06:00What he needs is practice, right?
06:03With your hands, protect your head.
06:05Mom, este hombre es una mala influencia.
06:07He is not.
06:08You don't know him.
06:08I know he's a loser.
06:10He is not a loser.
06:12If you knew him, you'd see he's a great man.
06:17Oh.
06:24Who is it?
06:25Mr. Lawrence?
06:26This is Miss Jenkins, the vice principal at Robbie's school.
06:30We spoke a couple of months ago.
06:32Ernie.
06:32Yeah, hi.
06:33I remember.
06:34I'm sorry if I'm interrupting the big canoe trip.
06:38Canoe trip?
06:39As much as I appreciate a boy and his father bonding on the mighty Colorado,
06:43your note said he'd be gone two weeks and it's been almost a month.
06:46Wait, are you saying Robbie's been out of school for a month?
06:49I'm sure it's easy to lose track of time on the river.
06:52I grew up on the Mississippi Delta.
06:54But if your son's not back in school this week,
06:57we'll have to discuss holding him back.
06:59Oh, he'll be there.
07:00Don't worry.
07:01Mr. Lawrence?
07:04Shit.
07:10Hey, Sensei, my mom said that I can't train with you anymore,
07:13but I had this idea that maybe if we went to the dojo before...
07:15You don't get it, kid.
07:16There is no dojo.
07:19I'm closing it up.
07:20It's over.
07:22What about me?
07:23I need you.
07:24Sorry, kid.
07:25I gotta go.
07:43Hey.
07:45How are you feeling?
07:46I've gone viral.
07:48How do you think I am?
07:49She's okay.
07:50Look, they're mean, but they have short memories.
07:53They'll forget.
07:54Well, I'm not gonna forget.
07:59Hey, Miss Piggy.
08:01Hey!
08:02There's my girl.
08:05Hey.
08:06Hey.
08:07What's wrong?
08:08Nothing.
08:09I got the movie tickets.
08:10You sure I'm not dragging you?
08:12Nah, it'll be fun.
08:13You know, it's one of those dying teenager-in-love movies, right?
08:18Yeah, I love tragic shit.
08:19Really?
08:20Just promise me you won't tease me if I, like, tear up.
08:28Hey, I gotta get to class, but I'll see you tonight.
08:30I can't wait.
08:31Yeah, me too.
08:38Come on, Sam.
08:41Hey.
08:42Did you order lunch for everybody?
08:45No.
08:45This guy says you ordered a hundred sausages?
08:51Hey, can I, can I see that slip?
08:55What's going on?
08:57It's from Cole's on Van Nuys.
08:59Tom Cole, that son of a bitch.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:03Special instructions say you prefer your sausages long and thick.
09:07Do you think Cole's behind the billboard?
09:08Who knows?
09:09But, hey, free lunch.
09:11Yeah, well, I'm not hungry.
09:13Hey, Bob.
09:14Hey, how's it going up there?
09:16I wanna see it.
09:16Uh, yeah, you know, not gonna lie, we've had a couple hiccups.
09:19Is that my cousin?
09:20Let me talk to him.
09:22Hey, what's up, cuz?
09:24Beautiful day out here in the valley.
09:25Me and Anoush, we're gonna get some beers later.
09:27No, we're not.
09:27Did you just show me the billboard?
09:30All right.
09:31We're getting some things done here.
09:34How come you didn't start in the middle?
09:35The middle?
09:36Come on, man.
09:37Have you ever painted anything before?
09:38You want even lines.
09:40You start at the end, and you work your way down.
09:42I mean, it's bad enough you got us up here looking like Ghostbusters.
09:44I gotta put up with this?
09:45Okay.
09:46Do you see what I'm dealing with here?
09:48Just paint over the...
09:49I'm on it.
09:50Don't worry.
09:50It's gonna be totally fine.
09:52Okay.
09:53Okay.
09:53We're gonna do things my way.
09:55God, I just said some dog shit.
09:57How would a dog even get up here?
10:01Oh.
10:05I mean, she's not split.
10:07Booty's favorite.
10:08What you talking about?
10:09She got them yams.
10:11Man, that's grade-A organic, gluten-free, booty-butt ass cheeks.
10:15Sorry to interrupt your circle, jerk.
10:18What the hell, man?
10:19Don't you knock?
10:19Been knocking for five minutes.
10:21Guess you couldn't hear me over that trash in your boombox.
10:23What the hell's a boombox?
10:24What the hell's that thing on your face?
10:26It's a mustache.
10:27What are you doing here?
10:28Got a call from your principal.
10:30Heard about our trip to Colorado.
10:33Well, I had no idea what a real father-son trip looked like, so I had to use my imagination.
10:37If it makes you feel better, next time you can pick where we don't go.
10:41Hey, this isn't about us, all right?
10:43This is about the fact that you should be in school, not wasting your life hanging around these jack holes.
10:47Hey, screw you, man.
10:48Screw you.
10:49Is your mom around?
10:52What am I saying? Of course she's not.
10:53It's three in the afternoon.
10:54It's gotta be happy hour somewhere.
10:57Don't.
10:59Don't talk about my mom like that.
11:02Look, I get it.
11:03School could be a drag.
11:05But you got your whole future ahead of you.
11:07Ooh.
11:09So you mean I can grow up and have my own strip mall karate school?
11:17I'm not talking about me, all right?
11:20You could still make something of yourself.
11:21Like your old pal Daniel LaRusso?
11:24Must be nice to be a winner.
11:28Whatever.
11:30Go to school, don't go to school, I don't care.
11:32See, that's the thing, you don't care this winter.
11:34It's taken so long.
11:35Hey, the school just called me this morning.
11:36It took 16 years.
11:38And I'm not going to school.
11:40I'm done.
11:42And mom's okay with it.
11:43So we're good, you can go.
11:52No.
11:59So that's it?
12:00No more karate?
12:01I guess so.
12:03It's probably for the best.
12:05It was starting to boost your confidence.
12:07Isn't that a good thing?
12:08No.
12:10What has confidence ever gotten anybody except for a black guy in their backpack thrown in the trash?
12:16Well, I thought it was kind of cool how you stood up to Kyler.
12:19Are you insane?
12:20Let me ask you.
12:21What is the best superpower anyone could have?
12:24Super strength.
12:25Wrong.
12:26Invisibility.
12:27A distant second would be super speed.
12:29To run away fast.
12:31Run away from who?
12:33Who?
12:35It's the object of preposition.
12:37Remember English class?
12:38We were just leaving.
12:39Hey, where are you going?
12:41Oh, look at this freak.
12:42Oh!
12:43Oh, shit.
12:44What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit?
12:47Shit.
12:47Leave him alone, Kyler.
12:52What do you say?
12:55You haven't had enough, Ria?
12:57Huh?
12:59Get out of here, man.
13:03Hey, you don't want this shit.
13:05Oh, come on.
13:05Not the trash.
13:06I just threw a...
13:08Yogurt in there.
13:09Oh.
13:09Now it's double dip.
13:13Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:19Oh, that was brute, guy.
13:22Oh, God, no.
13:24Dumb shit.
13:25What about your losers?
13:27Dude, I think he's gonna cry.
13:29All right.
13:36Miggy!
13:39Miggy!
13:44Surprise!
13:46I changed my shift so we can go to the movies and see that new Spider-Man.
13:49Ain't gonna keep me away from karate.
13:51Come on.
13:52You can put the M&Ms in the popcorn.
13:56I just wanna go home.
14:01Okay.
14:03We'll go home.
14:08You know, when he gets here, don't mention the billboard.
14:10It's a bit of a sensitive issue.
14:12Hey, sorry I'm late, everyone.
14:13It's been a crazy day.
14:14I'm sure you've seen me.
14:15Here we have it.
14:21So, marketing.
14:22Daniel and I are both excited to hear your ideas.
14:25We've been meaning to update our advertising for a few months now.
14:28Well, first of all, let me say that it makes our job so much easier when we pitch to a
14:31company that already has great branding.
14:34Your karate gimmick is just fantastic.
14:37It's not a gimmick.
14:38Well, we used karate in our ads because, back in the day, karate in the Valley was like football in
14:43Texas.
14:44You know, and Daniel was a champion.
14:46It's the same thing with the Boneside Trees.
14:48It's something personal.
14:49But if people think it's a gimmick, maybe we should change it.
14:53I mean, Tom Cole doesn't rely on a gimmick.
14:55Oh, actually, didn't Bobby just do that Yankee Doodle thing for Tom?
14:58He could probably pull it up on the shared drive.
15:00Just don't let him know we showed you.
15:07Patriot Tom Cole here.
15:09When I'm not busy fighting the hated British for your freedom, I'm fighting to bring you great deals.
15:14Great American deals.
15:16And because I love this land we call home, I'm giving every new customer their very own drought-resistant cactus.
15:23In these dry times, it really is the only responsible plant to own.
15:27A strong American plant.
15:30From the strong American himself, me, Tom Cole.
15:33Coals on their eyes, you musket down here.
15:47Well, we'll let you know.
15:51And that is an internal audit.
15:53Now, obviously an external audit is similar, but as you can imagine, the stakes are a lot higher.
16:00I'm sure I'm not boring you.
16:02No.
16:03No, no, no.
16:04This is all very, um, fascinating.
16:07Well, because I love the numbers.
16:09They just, everything you want to know is right there.
16:11It's kind of sexy.
16:13Hi, Johnny.
16:17Wow, what a nice surprise.
16:19I called you eight times.
16:21Then I just started circling your usuals.
16:23Um, you know what, PJ, why don't you go grab us a table and I will meet you over there.
16:28Terrific. Uh, you know what? I will order us a dozen oysters.
16:31Oh, isn't that thoughtful?
16:35Excuse me.
16:39What the hell are you doing here?
16:40I should ask you the same question.
16:42Shouldn't you be at home with our kid instead of scamming for a free meal with this nerd?
16:46For the record, I actually came here looking for a bartending position.
16:50Yeah, sure you did.
16:51You need an application, Shan?
16:52Shut up, Terry.
16:54Do you know that our son is at your apartment, skipping school, smoking dope with a bunch of dirtbags?
16:59Well, that would be the first time ever that you actually know where your son is, so congratulations.
17:06Hey, sweetie, our table's ready.
17:08Okay.
17:09I'm sorry, we were just about to sit down for dinner. I hope you don't mind.
17:12Word of advice, she's not gonna go down on you unless you buy her dessert.
17:16All right, well, I'll let you guys finish up. I'll just be over here.
17:19Yeah, you let us finish up.
17:23So, you're just gonna let Robbie drop out of school?
17:26I can't make that kid do anything anymore.
17:29Then you can come stay with me. I'll make him go to school.
17:31Okay, yeah, sure.
17:33You'll take care of him with all of your amazing dad skills.
17:37Yeah, at least I'm not giving up on him.
17:39Eat shit, Johnny.
17:41You gave up on day one.
17:43Day one.
17:44Okay, I was the one that was there for him when he got mono.
17:47I was the one that was there for him when he built his own half pipe and he broke his
17:51wrist.
17:52Where the hell were you?
17:53All right, well, I'm here now.
17:55It's too late, Johnny.
17:57There are no do-overs.
18:02You okay?
18:04I hear they make a fantastic apple brown patty.
18:08And your hotel guests are gonna love the entertainment system.
18:13So, you thinking of replacing the whole fleet all at once or maybe just in segments?
18:18Nice car.
18:20But before you buy, I'd read the fine print.
18:22I hear the guy that runs this place loves to sneak in bogus charges.
18:26Dealer prep, extended warranties.
18:28You know, they get you any way they can.
18:31Hey, Dad.
18:32Could you excuse me just for a moment?
18:34Help yourself to a boba tea.
18:36Angela!
18:37Can you show her the boba?
18:42So, how was lunch?
18:43Cut the crap. I just saw your new TV spot.
18:45You did? What'd you think?
18:47Well, I don't know if my favorite part is when you steal the whole plant thing from me or imply
18:51I'm a water waster.
18:52Or maybe it's when you suggest that I am somehow unpatriotic.
19:00You know it's patriotic. Free speech.
19:03Besides, I'm just doing what you're doing.
19:05I'm not really a revolutionary soldier and you're not really a karate guy.
19:11Actually, I was two-time All-Valley champ.
19:13Whoa! You hear that, everybody?
19:15We got a two-time karate champ over here.
19:18I guess I should be worried.
19:19Wasasa!
19:24Come on, Dan. I'm just joshing with you.
19:27Let me get you a boba.
19:28Angela! Get LaRusso a boba.
19:30No thanks, Angela.
19:33Look, I just came down here to tell you to back off.
19:36Okay? I got a lot of stuff going on and I don't need this.
19:40Hey, I'm sorry, Dan.
19:42I guess the, uh, rivalry gets the best of us sometimes.
19:46Hey, look.
19:48The valley's big enough for two auto kings.
19:51Am I right?
19:53You sure I can't get you a boba?
19:56Nah.
19:57Nah.
19:59I'm fine.
20:00Alright, I guess you must be full after eating all that dick.
20:08Let the billboard.
20:22I don't understand. The doctor said there's a chance it could work. Let me give you one of my mums.
20:29I know. It's too risky.
20:31Besides, you've already given me your heart.
20:35This is so sad, right?
20:37Just watch the movie.
20:39You don't actually have to watch the movie.
20:45What's wrong?
20:47I saw what you did to those kids in the library.
20:50Oh.
20:51Rhea.
20:51And the dude to live.
20:53Just messing with them.
20:54We're all friends.
21:08Kyler, stop it.
21:12Ow. Ow.
21:13Sam.
21:15I said stop it.
21:18Shh.
21:20Shh.
21:21Shh.
21:23Oh shit.
21:30Shh.
21:32Yeah.
21:34Look at that.
21:36That's just a lot lost.
21:38Here.
21:42Healed, huh?
21:58Please don't close the door.
22:02Look, I know I wasn't there from when it mattered.
22:05I let him down. I guess I let you down, too.
22:09I know there's no do-overs,
22:12but that kid...
22:15is the only person in the world who hasn't given up on me.
22:19And I don't want to give up on him.
22:23I know I messed up big time,
22:26but if you let him come back,
22:29I won't fail him again.
22:31I promise.
22:39All right? Please just think about it.
22:53I love you.
23:00Kids, breakfast.
23:07Oh, come on.
23:08You're still upset about Cole?
23:10No, I took care of that.
23:13I just wish I could take care of this.
23:16She can't stay mad forever.
23:20Hey, buddy.
23:21A triangle schmuffin?
23:23What is this, Afghanistan?
23:25I'll take a burrito.
23:26Hey, this isn't a restaurant.
23:31Morning, honey.
23:33Morning.
23:36What, no banana ramen pancakes today?
23:40Are you kidding?
23:41I'm just about to whip up a batch right now.
23:47I thought this wasn't a restaurant.
23:48You just eat your muffin, okay?
23:50Hey, Sam, it's gonna be hot again this weekend.
23:53Maybe you want to invite Kyler back over for a swim?
23:57I don't think Kyler's gonna be around anymore.
24:00Oh.
24:01I'm sorry, honey.
24:02Well, that's too bad.
24:03Don't look too excited, Dad.
24:05What?
24:05What excited?
24:06Who's excited?
24:07What excited?
24:07This is my sad face.
24:09This is very, very sad face.
24:11Huh.
24:28My mom says I could train again.
24:30She did?
24:30Yeah.
24:32I mean, if we still have the dojo...
24:36We do for now.
24:39All right, but I need to know, are you ready to take things to the next level?
24:43Yes, Sensei.
24:45You got your ass kicked because you didn't have any defense.
24:47So I'm gonna teach you the best defense that you can know.
24:50And the best defense is more offense.
24:59And the best defense is more offense.
25:23Hey, guys.
25:24Great job out there.
25:26Hey, Daniel.
25:27Uh, I gotta show you something.
25:29What's up?
25:31We found a bunch of these up on the billboard.
25:34That's the guy you went to high school with, right?
25:36This son of a bitch disrespected our family name.
25:39You gonna take that shit, cuz?
25:41Huh?
25:41Let me relax.
25:42No, don't tell me to relax.
25:43I thought this was cute at first.
25:44This isn't funny.
25:45This is personal.
25:46What are we gonna do about this?
26:14I don't know.
26:16No, just try.
26:17Get it!
26:19Go!
26:20Get it!
26:23Go!
26:24Get it!
26:52Go!
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