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مسلسل Cobra Kai مترجم - Episode 3
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00:00You
00:30Miguel, ven a poner la mesa para la cena.
00:33Don't you really hope to lay it down?
00:37Run down.
00:39I mean, how?
00:41Miguel!
00:42Oh, I'll be right there.
00:44I'm always finished.
00:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:48Tocándose.
00:54Mira quien llegó.
00:56Hey, guys.
00:58Mmm, it smells good in here.
01:00Hice pollo en pepian.
01:01Ay, gracias, mamá.
01:02I'm sorry I'm late again.
01:04Things are crazy at the hospital.
01:06It's okay, you're short-staffed.
01:08But we saved you some food.
01:10So, did you decide what you're going as for the Halloween dance?
01:13Well, I was thinking Deadpool, but the costume's a little pricey.
01:17Well, how much is it?
01:18It doesn't have to be Deadpool.
01:20You want a Deadpool costume?
01:21We'll make you a Deadpool costume.
01:24No, yo no sé maquilladora.
01:27Oh, Miggy.
01:28Mm-hmm?
01:28What happened to your hand?
01:31Um...
01:32Tú no quieres saber.
01:36What?
01:46Shit.
01:57Hey, you don't happen to have any friends who want to learn karate, do you?
02:02What am I saying?
02:02You don't have any friends.
02:03Sorry.
02:05Hey, Sensei, when am I going to learn to do some kicking?
02:07I was watching this YouTube video of this guy breaking boards and I looked badass.
02:10Yeah, no shit.
02:11Kicking is badass.
02:13But you're not ready.
02:14Besides, if I don't get more students in here, I'm not going to be able to teach you anything.
02:17You thought about advertising, right?
02:19Yeah, duh.
02:20Of course.
02:26Okay, I gotta run into the office.
02:28Apparently your cousin Louie didn't show up again.
02:30So we're short staffed.
02:32Okay.
02:32I know that your mother said that he cleaned up his act, but it's just not working out.
02:36Yesterday I caught him sticking his bare hands in the popcorn machine.
02:40It's disgusting.
02:41Mm-hmm.
02:45You know, Louie opened an underground casino in the break room.
02:51Yeah.
02:53Wait, what?
02:55Sam's gonna be fine.
02:56We met Kyler.
02:58Outside of wasting a few bucks worth of tuna, he seemed harmless.
03:01Yeah, I've known plenty of guys that seemed harmless.
03:04That were real pieces of crap behind the scenes.
03:06Come on.
03:06You're really gonna trust that Cobra guy over your own daughter?
03:11I say you show this punk who's boss.
03:13The next time he's around, you corner him, and you whisper in his ear,
03:17if you get him pregnant, you're the one that's getting the abortion.
03:21What the hell are you even talking about?
03:23Jungle Feed.
03:23The movie.
03:24John Turturro says that to, uh, what's his name?
03:27The black guy with the tax problems.
03:29Kills all the vampires.
03:30Blade.
03:31I appreciate the parental advice, Louie,
03:33but I don't think threatening a teenager is the go-to move here, okay?
03:36Exactly.
03:36You're gonna drive Sam right into this guy's arms.
03:38Trust me, I date girls with daddy issues.
03:40They're the worst.
03:42And the best.
03:43Okay, then.
03:44Maybe you should keep an eye on him.
03:45What do you mean, like spy?
03:46Yeah.
03:48Everything you need to know is in this thing right here.
03:50All you need to do is get her passcode.
03:52No, Daniel, don't listen to him.
03:54This is how porn stars are created.
03:55We're already in the valley.
03:56She only has to drive five minutes to audition for Vixen Video.
03:59Vixen Video?
04:00Where is it?
04:00It's on my note.
04:01Guys, it's my daughter here.
04:03I'm just gonna talk to Sam and let her live her life.
04:05It's the best I could do.
04:08Cyberbullying is no laughing matter.
04:10Sending a cruel message to someone online can be just as hurtful as saying it to their face.
04:17I'm not gonna name names.
04:19But the other day, a mother called me up because her son was crying after some kids online made fun
04:25of his facial deformity.
04:27It's the kid right here.
04:29But today, our goal here is to make this school a safe space for all students.
04:35You know, if you're sick of getting bullied, my karate dojo's looking for recruits.
04:39Yeah, right.
04:39You hear that, Eli?
04:40Well, karate training and you're gonna kick some major ass.
04:44I'm serious, Dimitri.
04:45All right?
04:45My sensei's the real deal and I'm sure I could get you both discounts.
04:48As enticing as that sounds, I think we'd rather spend our afternoons playing crucible control than getting hit in the
04:54face.
04:54Oh, and one last thing.
04:56While we're all looking forward to the Halloween dance, let's make sure our costumes are culturally sensitive.
05:03For example, instead of sexy nurse, maybe try gender-neutral hospital employee.
05:12Hey, I got a great idea for our costumes this year.
05:16I was thinking, I go with sodium and you go with chloride.
05:19And when people ask what we are, we do this.
05:23What is that, some dumb inside joke you guys have?
05:26I mean, it's not really inside.
05:27Sodium chloride is table salt.
05:31Yeah, I'm just kidding.
05:34We actually decided to go as Laker girls.
05:37Oh.
05:38But maybe we could order another.
05:40They're one size fits all, which suddenly seems like false advertising.
05:51I just need you to bring attention to the dojo, all right?
05:54I want everybody to see this sign.
05:57You want me to flash my bits?
05:59That'll cost you extra.
06:01No, that's the opposite of what I want.
06:02Nobody wants to see your bits.
06:04Just take the sign, hold it up in the air and spin it around, all right?
06:07Do that all day and you'll get your money.
06:10Well, I want meth and a burrito.
06:12You can spend it on whatever you want.
06:14That's how money works.
06:15Just do your job.
06:16Spin it around.
06:17I'll be back later.
06:17You got it?
06:18Got it.
06:20Hold the sign up.
06:28Hey, how you doing?
06:29It's never too late for learning how to kick ass.
06:35What's up, fellas?
06:36Here you go.
06:36I'll see you.
06:55Hey, bro hands.
06:57Hey.
06:58Want to score those hot babes?
07:00Try karate.
07:02Kicks get chicks.
07:03Well, we were just going to go talk to them, but, uh...
07:06Yeah, you know, maybe taking karate lessons from a stranger in the park is a better strategy.
07:09Right?
07:12Nice headband, bro.
07:13Ham.
07:22Sam?
07:23Hey, Sam.
07:24I wanted to...
07:25I'm in the shower.
07:26I'll be out in a minute.
07:51Something big?
07:53What are you doing?
07:54Huh?
07:55Oh, I was, uh...
07:56I was having trouble with my Wi-Fi.
07:57I wanted to see if Sam was, too.
07:59If it was just my phone, but...
08:00I got it working, though, so we're all good.
08:03Have you thought about what you want for dinner?
08:05I'm thinking about making my broccoli rabe.
08:07Is Shark Tank on tonight?
08:26Hey, Sensei, you told me to be here at five, right?
08:29Yeah, but today's training's canceled.
08:31What?
08:32Why?
08:33Because I said so.
08:38Wait, Sensei, there's something that I want to show you.
08:40Look, I'm really not in the mood.
08:42But I think you'll like it.
08:46It's a Cobra Kai webpage, right?
08:48I made it in study hall.
08:49Click on the snake.
08:54Okay, this is the sign-in page.
08:57Now, I was thinking maybe we could make an app where you track your progress,
09:00get a social media campaign going, get it out to the whole school.
09:02The possibilities are endless.
09:05Oh, that was my mom.
09:07I'll, uh, call her back later.
09:09Hey, was that just...
09:10Rat?
09:11Awesome, right?
09:13Yeah.
09:14I went online and looked up Guns N' Roses and ended up going on this whole 80s rock rabbit hole?
09:18That shit is dope.
09:22Alright.
09:24Meet me at the high school at midnight.
09:26Don't be late.
09:27What for?
09:29You wanna learn how to kick ass?
09:31First you gotta learn how to kick.
09:35I mean, I feel bad for Aisha, but at the same time I don't wanna dress up as a molecular
09:40compound.
09:40Yeah, I totally get it.
09:41But just because you guys aren't wearing the same costume does mean you can't hang out at the dance together.
09:45Mm.
09:46Speaking of the dance, I got an email from the schooler looking for chaperones.
09:49They seem pretty desperate.
09:50Yeah, no kidding.
09:51The ones who spent their Friday night in a sweaty gym.
09:53Well, you're off the hook.
09:54I said I'd do it.
09:57Well, come on.
09:58Counselor Blatt and I go wait back.
09:59I couldn't leave her hanging.
10:02Mom?
10:04Come on, Daniel.
10:06Would you want one of your parents at your high school dance?
10:08My mom drove me on dates, okay?
10:10Yeah?
10:11How'd that go?
10:13This is so not fair.
10:15You won't even notice me.
10:16I'll be a ghost.
10:17Ghosts are lame.
10:18I'm not talking about a costume.
10:20It's just an expression.
10:21Just promise me you won't embarrass me.
10:24I promise.
10:27Sensei, what are we doing here at midnight?
10:30You sure we're supposed to be here?
10:32Yeah, don't worry.
10:33My buddy's a night janitor.
10:34Okay.
10:37All right, let me see your hands.
10:38Here you go.
10:40Hey, what are you doing?
10:42When you're in a fight, your first instinct is to use your hands, right?
10:47You gotta unlearn that.
10:50And think with your legs.
10:52Uh, how do I think with my legs?
10:54Well, you just, uh, do that.
11:00Use those legs.
11:01Take your way out.
11:07Shit.
11:10Drowning!
11:11Drowning is for pussies, all right?
11:12Don't be a pussy.
11:13Use your legs.
11:19Should have asked me if you knew how to swim.
11:25Please die again, I'll die.
11:26Cobra Kai never dies.
11:27Say it.
11:28Cobra Kai never dies.
11:29Stay like your life depends.
11:30Cobra Kai never dies!
11:31No, I'm not gonna help you this time, all right?
11:32All right?
11:33You have all the power in your legs you need.
11:34Use it to kick your way up.
11:36Do you understand?
11:37Yes, Sensei!
11:43Come on, come on.
11:47Come on, come on.
11:49Come on, come on.
11:50Come on, come on.
11:54Come on, come on.
11:54Yes, that's it.
11:55Keep kicking!
11:59Come on, princess.
12:00Yes.
12:04Harder!
12:07That leg up.
12:09Like a man.
12:15Stick your enemy in the face.
12:17No mercy.
12:19Three minutes, keep going.
12:32Ten minutes!
12:34Yeah!
12:35Hey, what the hell are you doing?
12:36Oh, shit.
12:37We gotta go.
12:37We gotta go.
12:38It's not allowed in here.
12:40I thought you knew this guy.
12:41Of course not.
12:42I lied.
12:43Run!
12:44Wish I could show my mom what I did to those boards, but if she knew where I was right
12:48now, she would kill me.
12:54What's wrong with you?
12:56Nothing.
12:58Put your costume on.
12:59I'm driving you to that dance and we're gonna pick up some more students.
13:07What the hell is that?
13:09It's my Halloween costume.
13:10My Yaya made it.
13:11It started off as Deadpool, then I think it was Spider-Man, then it just kind of became
13:15some generic superhero.
13:17Yeah, poor one at that.
13:20You're poor, man.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Well, I can't let you go out like that.
13:24We have a reputation up home.
13:26What do you suggest?
13:49Oh.
13:50Skeleton.
13:51Classic.
13:52Nice.
13:52Thanks.
13:53I like your sorcerer costume.
13:55Sorcerer?
13:56Please.
13:57I'm a necromancer.
13:58What?
13:59Didn't you see the amulet?
14:01So are you a regular doctor or...?
14:03Plastic surgeon.
14:05I fix lips.
14:06Nice.
14:08All right, y'all.
14:09Two bucks.
14:10Look it up.
14:11Yay!
14:13Thanks for reaching out to Chaperone.
14:15That was so kind of you.
14:17Well, I just want to make sure the kids are having a good night.
14:19Aww.
14:22Hey.
14:41Hey, guys.
14:42Check out this rad internet site.
14:45www.cobra kai.com.
14:49All lowercase.
14:50Uh, thanks.
14:56Hey, just, uh, I'll be right back.
14:58Okay.
15:01Hey.
15:02Hey.
15:03Now look at your costume.
15:04Thanks.
15:05It, uh, doesn't really work without the chloride.
15:07I don't know.
15:08Sodium's pretty badass.
15:10It's the silent killer.
15:14Hey, look, I...
15:15It's okay.
15:16I'd rather go as sexy than funny, too, if I had that option.
15:21Don't say that.
15:22Hey, Sam.
15:23Come over.
15:23We're gonna go live.
15:24Get your ass over here.
15:25One second.
15:27Can we make plans to hang out soon?
15:29It's been way too long.
15:31I'd love that.
15:33Stay salty, my friend.
15:42Punch?
15:43Hey, thanks.
15:45I was kinda hoping you would show up in costume.
15:48Maybe a karate gi?
15:49No.
15:50Oh, God.
15:51I haven't worn one of those in a while.
15:52You know, I still can't believe you and Allie broke up after high school.
15:56Things change.
16:00Sometimes.
16:13Hold on a second.
16:33What do you think you're doing?
16:37Promoting my business.
16:39Why don't you try minding yours?
16:40Minding mine?
16:42You know what?
16:44Look, this is ridiculous, okay?
16:46We could both be adults here.
16:48I just don't know why you'd ever want to bring back Cobra Kai
16:51after what your sensei did to you.
16:53Because I'm not Kreese.
16:55And the lessons worked.
16:57Strike first.
16:58No mercy.
16:58Real good lessons.
16:59If you think I'm gonna let you fill these kids' heads with that garbage,
17:02you're nuts, man.
17:03Yeah, is that why you're following me around?
17:05I'm not following you around.
17:06I'm here to...
17:08Hey, where are we going?
17:12You know, you gotta get on a school property, okay?
17:14Listen, you can't be here.
17:17I'm serious.
17:19I know you're serious.
17:26Okay, are we ready?
17:28Let's ask the Dragon Queen to dance.
17:30Slow your roll.
17:31We got time.
17:32No.
17:33No.
17:35Shit!
17:36I just lost one to Doctor Who.
17:39I have to go to the bathroom.
17:41Yeah.
17:41Me too.
17:42That punch is going right through me.
17:50Oh my God.
17:51How pathetic.
17:55She's like a pig in a trough.
17:56Oh!
18:01So, what did you want to show me?
18:04Um, it's in my pocket.
18:07Can you help me with the belt?
18:09Yeah.
18:12It's so hard.
18:16Hey, that's enough.
18:17Come on.
18:18Dad, what are you doing?
18:19No, no, no, no.
18:20You don't understand.
18:21No, I understand plenty, okay?
18:22I knew there was something off about you
18:23and you wouldn't eat the Toro.
18:24Dad, you said you wouldn't embarrass me.
18:26Sam.
18:27Trust me.
18:27This guy's bad news, okay?
18:30I was gonna give her this.
18:32Uh, this, uh...
18:33This was from my grandma's.
18:34I wanted to give it to Sam.
18:39Sam.
18:39Don't talk to me.
18:42Sam.
18:47Hey, can we get out of here, please?
18:50Yeah.
18:51Wait for it.
19:03I got it.
19:09I got it.
19:10I got it.
19:17I got it.
19:19I got it.
19:20I got it.
19:21I got it.
19:22I got it.
19:23I got it.
19:24I got it.
19:24First high school dance in the books
19:25and we didn't even make an attempt.
19:26Well, statistically speaking,
19:28zero for zero is better than zero for one,
19:30so it could have been worse.
19:37Yo.
19:38So frustrated, man.
19:39I was just about to give her the bracelet.
19:41Like that cheap one you gave that East Valley slut?
19:44Yeah, it worked on her,
19:45so might as well try it again.
19:46But Sam's dad had to ruin everything.
19:48I'm sorry, dude.
19:49You had her in the palm of your dick.
19:56Oh, shit.
20:04Better watch out, Ria.
20:06That bum's not here to save you this time.
20:08He's not a bum.
20:09He's my sensei.
20:11Watch out, guys.
20:12Ria knows karate now.
20:14Whoa!
20:15What the fuck?
20:24Get him!
20:25Get him!
20:25You're gonna pay!
20:26Oh, shit!
20:28Don't do that!
20:29Hey, grab him!
20:31No, no, no!
20:32Grab him!
20:32Get him!
20:33Let me get him!
20:35One take!
20:36Pick him up!
20:37No, no!
20:38No!
20:39Come on, guy!
20:40Get him!
20:41You're a dead man!
20:42Please!
20:43No, no, no, no!
20:44Ah!
20:47Ah!
20:47Ah!
20:48Ah!
21:08Yeah!
21:09That was brutal, Kai!
21:10Yeah!
21:11Yeah!
21:11Oh!
21:13Yeah, man!
21:14That'll teach you, bro!
21:14Yeah!
21:15Yeah!
21:15That'll teach you, bro!
21:16Yeah!
21:17See ya!
21:17It's coming!
21:17I'll do it.
21:18I'll do it.
21:19Cheers.
22:02I'll do it.
22:29I'll do it.
23:00I'll do it.
23:30I'll do it.
24:00I'll do it.
24:17I'll do it.
24:18I'll do it.
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