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مسلسل Abbott Elementary مترجم - Episode 2
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00:01Ten seconds.
00:05Oh, we love action news. We get in early just to watch it.
00:11It just calms you down after wanting to take a wrench to someone's side mirror in traffic.
00:16But the Philadelphia region continues to suffer temperatures in the mid-90s with the heat index approaching 100.
00:22Now, I'm a proud married Christian woman, and I love my husband.
00:26But there's something about that Jim Gardner, that non-regional diction.
00:32We haven't seen anything like this.
00:34It is so important to support and acknowledge local journalism, okay?
00:37There's no agenda here. This is on the ground, in the streets, powerful stuff.
00:43I wouldn't want to see that dog in traffic.
00:46Yes, Jim.
00:47I like the news, because that's when I can say whatever I want and nobody ask any questions.
00:53Gigi is a two and a half pound...
00:55Taking a personal day, going fishing with my friends.
00:57Anyways, toilet paper's in my closet.
01:00I saw Jim Gardner once, at the Chipotle.
01:03Oh, he ordered a bull so handsomely.
01:06But she is clearly...
01:19I be in and out of town with my bros still, whilein' on these hoes, they the cons, we the
01:24pros.
01:25Tariq. Oh, my God. That is so good. And you recorded that last night?
01:30Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did it in like 15 minutes. It's nothing.
01:32Wow. Yeah, super fast.
01:33Wow. Tariq is my boyfriend of over 10 years, and he's been a music artist since we were in high
01:39school.
01:39Clearly, he's very, very good. All of his TikToks go viral, which nowadays is the true mark of a great
01:45musician.
01:46I'll be home kind of late tonight, because I got a show. I sold out the King's Lounge.
01:51Stop. Yeah.
01:52Oh, my goodness. I'm so proud of you. Thank you.
01:55Maybe I could come.
01:56Oh, no, no, no. You can't come, because they got a strict capacity thing.
01:58Oh. And it's 15 people, so if you come, then it's 16, and then it's a fire hazard, and then
02:03they shut it down.
02:05But look, you want to do dinner tonight? I'll be home around 10. I'll bring you behind my breeze.
02:10That is my favorite.
02:11I know. I know. That's my favorite.
02:12Okay. Yeah.
02:13All right.
02:13All right, baby. All right.
02:15Ooh, you got that seat far up.
02:17You know I'm sure.
02:18Okay. All right, baby. I got to get going. I'm hungry as hell, and although it is that hunger that
02:22keeps me going, I got to eat something.
02:25Okay. Well, why don't you just take my breakfast sandwich?
02:27Huh?
02:27Yeah, I'll get something in there.
02:28Are you sure, baby?
02:29Yeah, I'll get something in there.
02:30Oh, thank you so much.
02:32You're welcome.
02:32I love you.
02:32I love you, too.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Look, we didn't get to discuss this last night because you were making the hits, but our rent is going
02:40up, so we need to redo the budget.
02:42Mm-hmm.
02:42I left that bill organizer thing on the fridge.
02:45Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll get to it.
02:47Okay. Yeah, but no, I was just thinking, like, you'd get to it kind of soon because my name's on
02:51the lease, and you were already late on rent once.
02:53Oh, I got you, baby. Can we talk about it later, though? Not even. 8 o'clock in the morning.
02:57You know I don't just wake up till, like, noon o'clock in the morning.
02:59Yeah. Could you just look at it, though?
03:01I'll get to it.
03:04I promise, baby.
03:05Okay.
03:06Okay.
03:06All right. I love you.
03:07Love you, too.
03:07Take some sandwich.
03:08You're welcome.
03:21Malina, what's wrong?
03:22I don't want to walk down the hallway, Miss Janine. It's scary. I don't want to go to school.
03:30Hey, Mr. Johnson, these lights have been going on and off for weeks. Are you going to do anything about
03:34them? The kids don't even want to walk in.
03:36Above my pay grade, Janine. I make most electric things work with the makeshift system I've had since 92. For
03:42this, we got to wait on the electrician.
03:45What?
03:45Going fishing. I'll get to it.
03:50Don't worry, Malina. I actually am going to get to it, unlike janitors and boyfriends.
03:55Huh?
03:57Just...
03:57Come on.
03:59Who's Branzino is this? That is a very powerfully smelling fish to put in a shared fridge.
04:05Don't touch it. I'm making it tonight at my cousin Annette's. I just think she's the best cook in the
04:09family. I'm going to show her in a non-threatening way. I'm going to look cuter than her, too.
04:14Guys, the lights in the back hallway have been out for weeks.
04:17Thank you for the update.
04:17What are you wearing?
04:18And we need to do something about it, okay? Uh, uh, Malina? From your class. Yeah, she was afraid to
04:24come to school this morning. Said it looked like The Shining. And I don't even get how she knows that
04:28reference.
04:28She loves The Shining.
04:29It's a classic movie.
04:30This isn't okay, alright? And I already talked to Mr. Johnson and he said there isn't anything he can do.
04:34What do you want us to do about it?
04:36It can't be hard. It's just screwing in a few new bulbs.
04:38Janine, just worry about what can be controlled.
04:43Exactly. All we can do on a hot day like this is our own jobs anyway.
04:47I know that's right. Why isn't February hotter than the devil's booty hole outside?
04:51Climate change. We are living in the middle of its disastrous effects. The permafrost in Russia.
04:56Nerd.
04:59Ava, can someone from the city come and check on the back hallway lights?
05:02Girl, no. Do I look like the Kool-Aid man? I don't have enough juice to manipulate the inner workings
05:08of City Hall.
05:09They'll probably come in the summer.
05:11In the summer.
05:13Tough break.
05:14Want some egg white bites?
05:16No. I don't have time to eat.
05:19They're just egg white bites. You microwave them.
05:22See, I just can't accept this.
05:25You know, they didn't see those kids' faces.
05:27It was like they walked into the haunted mansion at Disney.
05:30Which is a very scary ride, by the way.
05:33I don't care what people say.
05:34Okay, so we went over the days of the week.
05:37Hey, baby. Now let's-
05:37Hey, baby. Sit down.
05:39Um, it's nine.
05:42Word.
05:46School starts earlier than that.
05:50Look, I know you're just a sub, but these kids need to be in their seats by eight o'clock.
05:53It's a school requirement.
05:55Understood.
05:55Six times in two weeks that kid's been late.
05:57Seems like a drop in the bucket, but then that bucket overflows and everything gets sticky.
06:03We don't want to get sticky, do we?
06:08Y'all are getting this, right?
06:20Oh, um, hey, Mrs. Howard. Can I get some advice?
06:24I was gonna ask Janine, but she seems busy.
06:26Oh, sure. Come on in.
06:29Thanks.
06:31Okay.
06:32Have a seat.
06:34Mm-hmm.
06:36Yeah, yeah.
06:43So, one of my students has been coming in late, nine o'clock to be exact, for the last week
06:47or so.
06:48Did you talk to the parent?
06:49No. No, I'm the sub. I don't want to be mixing it up with parents. It's unnecessary.
06:53Sweetheart, this isn't happy hour. You are the child's teacher. Which child is it?
06:58Uh, Williams. Um, Joel Williams.
07:01Okay. I know that family.
07:03Oh, listen. I've got to go pick my kids up from the gym.
07:06So, why don't you meet me during my free time, which is my mail appointment during lunch?
07:12Um, I was gonna eat in my car. I brought a sandwich from home.
07:16Okay. Then bring your little Nissan sandwich with you.
07:21The more senior teachers are just used to giving in, but I, however, am young, sprightly, and know where they
07:27keep the ladder.
07:27Here. Forgot I was afraid of ladders.
07:37Huh. That was just my stomach.
07:40Okay.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43Oh, look at this.
07:44It was just a loose wire.
07:51Oh!
07:56Oh, God. Can someone please help me down?
07:58Then why would we do that since you clearly caused this situation?
08:02Okay. I didn't know doing this would cause all the power to go out.
08:05Well, the power is not all out. It's on in some places and off in others.
08:09Yeah, it's off in my room.
08:10On in the gym.
08:11Yeah, it's off in my room. Thank God we got the A.C. or we'd all be melting already.
08:16Okay. Best thing to do in these situations is just stay calm and then we'll talk.
08:19Okay. This is it, y'all. The end times!
08:21It's three months early, but it's happening!
08:23No! Don't shake the ladder!
08:24Gregory is the only person that can stay in my bunker, so stop asking.
08:28Hell yeah, I'm a doomsday prepper. Why wouldn't I be? I don't know why more people aren't.
08:33You seen Train to Busan with the fast-ass zombies? That day is coming. That day soon comes.
08:40Ava, it is just a partial power outage. All right, listen up, everybody.
08:44Listen to the barbie, y'all!
08:45Are you kidding me?
08:46This is what we're gonna do. Everybody, without power, please head to the gym.
08:50Head.
08:50We will conduct classes there until this is all fixed. It is not ideal, but it will work.
08:56You heard her. Let's go.
08:57Guys, guys, I just want to say I'm sorry, everybody. I just thought if I could get up here and
09:01get this done, then we wouldn't have to wait.
09:03And look where it landed us, baby girl. Everybody, please head to the gym. We've got bigger fish to fry
09:10now.
09:10Oh, Jesus! My Branzino! Everybody out of the way! Out of the way!
09:13If someone could please help me, I feel like I'm one wobble away from death.
09:17All right. Okay. I got you.
09:18Hi. Thank you.
09:19We're good. Give me a hand and take your time.
09:21Okay.
09:22Whenever you're ready.
09:23Okay. Am I doing it?
09:25No.
09:25Let's go to the count of three.
09:26Okay. One, two, three. One more time.
09:31And it's pointing to the number four.
09:34Right here. Thank you.
09:36Yeah. Turn. This is all my fault.
09:39Yeah, you probably shouldn't have tried to do the job of a newly graduated DeVry student, but this is okay.
09:54I made this mess and I need to fix this.
09:57Okay, but fix this how? It seems very outside of your skill set. You should probably just wait for somebody
10:01to get to it.
10:01I don't want to wait for someone to get to it. You know, our children have needs that deserve to
10:06be met. And I'm going to fix this. Nothing is going to get in my way.
10:11What if you have to climb another ladder? It'll seem very tricky for you.
10:15No. Not today.
10:19Aren't you going to lunch, Janine?
10:21Uh, no. I'm going to stay and help the lunch ladies with lunch.
10:24The lunch ladies don't like you.
10:26She always coming in the kitchen saying hello and whatnot. It's unsanitary.
10:32Is that what you're really doing?
10:33Yes. And maybe trying to get the lights back on.
10:36Janine, would you give that a rest? What, do you want to make the whole school blow up?
10:40No. Plus, I can't. Luckily, the school was built as a bomb shelter in World War II, so...
10:46Let it go.
10:50Okay. I will.
10:57You're not going to let it go, are you?
10:59No, I'm not going to let it go, Jacob. Okay? I need to right my wrong.
11:03Okay. Well, count me out.
11:05I never counted you in.
11:07Well, then count me in because I don't have any lunch plans.
11:11Okay.
11:12Come on.
11:13Okay.
11:15Hi. Can I help you?
11:17Oh, I'm just here to talk to her.
11:19You need your nails done to sit.
11:21What color are you doing?
11:24Um...
11:24Clear?
11:25No loitering and no clear.
11:27Okay. Blue on one nail.
11:42Can we talk now, please?
11:43We could, but there isn't much more to say other than you need to talk to the parent.
11:47Look, I understand. There has to be another way to do this other than awkwardly talking to the parent first
11:52thing in the morning.
11:54Well, try it this way. You could talk to your student's parent right now.
12:00Hold on. Now, did you call her?
12:02I did not. But when you said it was Joel, I remembered that his mother comes here every two weeks
12:08to get her nails done just like I do.
12:11Hey, Mrs. Howard.
12:13Hello, Amber.
12:19Aren't you my science teacher?
12:21Yes.
12:23Get your nails done.
12:26Word.
12:30Well, you've seen all the properties. Are you going to flip it or ship it?
12:35This is just like the one in my apartment. This is going to be easy. Me and Tariq have to
12:38go in that thing like three times a month.
12:40Maybe you should move.
12:42Yeah. Tariq says he is practicing his credit score.
12:46Apparently, 380 isn't a good...
12:51Oh, no. Don't touch. Not even a little bit.
12:55Uh, okay. What's that say? End of the road. It's so hard to say goodbye. What? Motown Fil...
13:03These are Boyz II Men songs. Why?
13:05It's ironic because I'm on bended knee.
13:09Okay.
13:11Oh, God. Why is that one hot?
13:13Try this one.
13:17We're going to...
13:21No!
13:30Can you give me something bold? Something that starts a conversation?
13:38So, Amber...
13:42Nice to meet you.
13:44Yeah, we met already, but nice to meet you, too.
13:51So, um, your son Joel, you've been, um, bringing him to school at 9. School starts at 8. Is there
13:59a reason for this?
14:01Well, nosy, I start my shift at my job at 9.30. So it's easy for me to drop him
14:07off before that and go straight to work instead of going home or whatever.
14:11Right, right.
14:15Can I get some rhinestones that say I'm not afraid of awkward interactions?
14:21Literally or metaphorically? Because I can do that design, it'll just be $50 extra.
14:26Good.
14:27Well, I hear what you're saying, um, Amber. Your son needs to be at school at 8. He's missing a
14:34lot of vital learning.
14:35Word? I thought y'all just be playing with blocks and stuff.
14:38No, this isn't daycare. By the time he comes in, we're already working on primary reading and math. He's always
14:45struggling to keep up.
14:45Oh.
14:48I didn't know that.
14:50Yeah, I would hate them to fall behind and have to retake the grade.
14:54Now, I don't want that, but that's as much up to you as it is up to me.
14:58I get you. I don't want him to fall behind. He's just my kid.
15:04Very.
15:06Okay. I'll bring him at 8 from now on.
15:13It's kind of nice.
15:17Why?
15:20What's going on?
15:21What happened, girl?
15:22So high. I'm gonna frizz.
15:25Janine, what did you do looking like who shot John?
15:29Barbara, look, I know you told me to let it go, but I couldn't.
15:32Jacob, help me open the breaker.
15:33There was a chance to support a strong black woman.
15:36The breaker, Janine. You can't do this stuff.
15:39What had you come to work today and lose your mind?
15:41Okay.
15:42I just...
15:44I feel way-headed.
15:45Are you okay?
15:45Did you eat today? Because I know you didn't have lunch.
15:48And you didn't have any breakfast.
15:50Okay, we're losing her. Do I have your consent to slap you?
15:54There she goes. He's out.
15:56Y'all feel this heat? Oh, my God.
15:58She pale like a zombie.
15:59You know they eat the hottest people first. Let me back my tasty ass up.
16:02Okay, I'm gonna get some water out of the fridge.
16:04Uh, hopefully it's still cold.
16:05Oh, my God, my Branzino. Barb, excuse me.
16:07I'll be back. She'll be okay.
16:17Where's my class? Is everyone okay?
16:21Obviously, everyone's not okay.
16:22You're in the nurse's office.
16:24But everybody else is fine.
16:40I'm so happy.
16:43He's climbing again.
16:45Oh, look who's back in the land of the living.
16:49Who opened the fire hydrant?
16:51Well, as Melissa would say, snitches get stitches.
16:54That is correct.
16:55But I'm not talking to you on account of you killing my Branzino.
17:06What's going on here?
17:09So that's it, huh? I, uh, gave it my all. Passed out and ruined the school day.
17:15Oh, you tanked. You tanked, Janine. You took the whole school down with you. It was impressive.
17:20Look, I know. I should have stopped. I'm sorry. I just felt so bad when I saw that look on
17:25Melina's face this morning.
17:27You don't think it kills us to see those faces in the morning? What, are we made of stone?
17:32You're not the first person to feel things, kid. We care.
17:37How do you and Barbara stop yourselves from caring too much, if that's the thing?
17:42Because it's the opposite. We care so much, we refuse to burn out.
17:47If we burn out, who's here for these kids? That's why you gotta take care of yourself.
17:54What is with you today, anyway? You're normally bananas, but...
17:57I don't know. Just some stuff at home, I think.
18:00Ah, okay. See, that's the other thing me and Barbara learned.
18:04All that at-home stuff, you gotta leave it right at that door.
18:07Otherwise, you open up a whole nother Panera's box of problems.
18:10I think you mean Pandora's box.
18:13No, I'm pretty sure it's Panera's box.
18:20Thank you for your help earlier, Mrs. Howard.
18:23I feel like a better communicator.
18:25Well, if you're gonna keep doing this job, awkward interactions come with it.
18:30So you've got to learn how to say what you need to get what you want.
18:35Mm-hmm.
18:47Hey, Jay, don't drink that. Don't drink that. No.
18:50Hey, I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beat.
18:53Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum. This Tariq.
18:57Hey, Tariq. Um, listen. You need to look at the budget tonight. No more waiting. No more practicing. Tonight.
19:13Hey.
19:14Hey.
19:14Have you eaten?
19:15Oh, no. The, uh, lunch lady gave me that can of peaches, but no can opener. So, no.
19:22Hey, what, you wanna go get something to eat? With me?
19:26Oh, I was gonna wait for my boyfriend to finish his show to eat, but no. I'm hungry now, so
19:37I should eat now. Right?
19:40It's typically how hunger works, yeah.
19:42Right. Normal people eat at normal times. Like, 4 o'clock.
19:48Yeah. It's all true. So, let's go eat.
19:52Let's. Okay.
19:55Oh. Hey, this is crooked.
19:57Oh, my God, please. I'll get to it tomorrow.
19:59Nah, I got it.
20:02There.
20:07Oh, hey, guys. What's up?
20:08Hey, we're just gonna go get something to eat.
20:10Oh, great. I'll join.
20:11Oh.
20:12After-school crew.
20:13Ooh, after-school crew. I like that.
20:15Hmm.
20:18You touched your life, didn't you, Janine?
20:21Yes.
20:23Good thing I got me a sister.
20:26I'll make love for you, like you want me to.
20:31And I'll hold you tight, baby, all through the night.
20:36Here he is. Five minutes early.
20:40Now I have to find something to do before my shift starts.
20:42Maybe I can get through half a movie.
20:45Well, I'm happy he's here. Thank you.
20:47Thank you, actually.
20:50It's nice to know he has a teacher who cares.
20:52Just doing my job.
20:53Well, you're doing it well.
21:04Well, you're doing it well.
21:07Mmm.
21:08You sure follow orders.
21:12Just doing my job.
21:13Well, you're doing it well.
21:15Well, you're doing it well.
21:23Delicious.
21:24Thank you, Jus.
21:26.
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