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00:03A bit more this way. A little higher. And straighter. Yes, that'll do.
00:16Let's have the drawing pins. Oh, you said bring the poster. You didn't say anything about drawing pins.
00:21Well, I'll hold it and you can fetch them. Well, that's very charitable.
00:24It's my profession. Do you think Sheridan's voice is changing?
00:32Still asking for money, I know that. I think it's getting deeper.
00:39In debt. I hope he won't go any lower than tenner.
00:47I'd like to think his voice will blend with mummy's when he comes home.
00:53Blow your horn, Richard. What for?
00:56This old lady on the pavement. You must warn her you're coming.
01:03Don't you blow your horn in a more refined way, dear?
01:06I always think you can tell a gentleman by the way he blows his horn.
01:12Oh, look, there's the vicar putting up a poster. I wonder what it is. Pull into the church car park,
01:18dear.
01:21That took you a long time.
01:22If you wanted faster drawing pins, you should have fetched them yourself.
01:27Oh, there you are, vicar.
01:30Oh, no, it's the bucket woman. Don't let the bucket woman volunteer.
01:33What for you to stop her? How can I stop her?
01:36Well, think of something. You can't go through life just fetching drawing pins.
01:40Good morning, vicar. Good morning.
01:42What have we here?
01:45Oh, volunteers needed.
01:46Just taking it down, Mrs. Bucket.
01:50Okay.
01:52Been a wonderful response.
01:53We have all the volunteers we need.
01:57To care for a senior citizen. No, no, no, vicar.
02:01I have a father in that category, dear daddy.
02:04I'm an expert, you see, so put me down.
02:10I think this'll be suitable.
02:13For wearing in bed?
02:15For tomorrow's outing.
02:18The seaside with the senior citizens.
02:21I thought if I was something striking, they'll always know where I am.
02:25I shall be like a beacon for them.
02:28And for the local shipping, I should think.
02:31It's brand new, dear. I've hardly worn it.
02:34I'm not surprised.
02:37Now then, let me see.
02:40We shall need a head count as soon as our flock appears.
02:43I'll leave that to you, dear. You're good at figures.
02:46There'll be complaints if we mislay even one senior citizen.
02:51Head out.
02:57Shhh!
02:59Father is sitting by his bed with his bucket and spade.
03:05Have you told him he's not going to the seaside till the morning?
03:08I've told him!
03:09But he says he's much too excited to sleep.
03:13More than can be said for some people.
03:17I got excited on your birthday.
03:21How often am I supposed to get excited?
03:24You're in early on, Rose. I thought you had a date.
03:27Oh, I've had a date.
03:28But Mr Ripley has to be in early.
03:30Why, when he's on a date?
03:32Oh, it's not his idea.
03:34Whose idea is it?
03:35Mrs Ripley's.
03:38Ooh! Life among the primitives.
03:41Terrifying. The things they do to you when you're 14 or thereabouts.
03:44Sounds like Arnold Street.
03:47They have to go through all sorts of physical torments.
03:50Supposed to prove your manhood.
03:53Sounds like a perfectly good idea to me.
03:57Hadn't you better go and put your father to bed?
04:04I bet when I get back, you'll be asleep.
04:07I'll give it a damn good try, Daisy.
04:12Do you have this trouble with Mr Ripley?
04:14Worse. He's always got one eye on his watch.
04:18Ooh.
04:19I do hate it when they tell you they love you with one eye on their watch.
04:26Of course you can drive the minibus.
04:30You don't imagine I'd marry someone who can't drive a minibus.
04:35I think you sometimes forget you're a man of gold credit card standard.
04:41I don't have a gold credit card.
04:44Only because you don't have enough money.
04:49Apart from that, you have every other qualification.
04:53Oh, I'll answer that. It's bound to be someone important.
04:57The Bacay residence, the lady of the house.
05:02Sheridan.
05:04Oh, how kind of you to think of ringing mummy.
05:08No more cash this month.
05:11No, Daddy and I are just on our way out.
05:14We're taking some senior citizens to the sea.
05:19No, we're not going to drown them, dear.
05:22What a strange sense of humour you have, Sheridan.
05:26Your car needs a respray.
05:30Oh, but I thought your friends liked that lilac colour.
05:35Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside.
05:38Oh.
05:40Sis, how far is the seaside?
05:42It's about 60 miles, I think.
05:4560 miles.
05:46Oh, just think.
05:48For the entire day, there are going to be 60 miles between myself and Hyacinth.
05:54And what about me? I shall be at the seaside with her.
05:57You volunteered.
06:00I didn't volunteer.
06:02With Hyacinth, one is conscripted.
06:04Oh, yes, I know.
06:06And I do sympathise.
06:08You don't.
06:10I think you're enjoying this.
06:12Of course I'm not.
06:16Oh, Liz is going to spend the day with Hyacinth.
06:20Hyacinth will spend the day with Liz.
06:27Ow!
06:28Do you know what the time is?
06:30That's on your side.
06:32It's still early, this side.
06:35We've got to get Father ready for the seaside.
06:39He was ready last night.
06:41And he's been to bed since then.
06:45He's gone.
06:47I'm sorry, Rose.
06:48If you've lost another lover, I can't help it.
06:51This morning, I've got to get Father ready for the seaside.
06:54I've not lost another lover.
06:56It's Father that's gone.
06:58Oh, well, if he's gone.
07:02But we don't know where he's gone.
07:05And if he's not there at the church hall on time, our Hyacinth's going to be down here looking for
07:09him.
07:17Good morning, Elizabeth.
07:19Oh, morning, Richard.
07:21Having a day at the seaside, eh, Richard?
07:24That's right.
07:25Been looking forward to it, have you?
07:27Apparently, so I've been told.
07:30What's your bouquet and spade, I trust?
07:33Oh.
07:35Oh, brilliant.
07:37Oh, bouquet and spade.
07:39I know you're not over the moon about this trip, but it's preferable to a broken ankle.
07:43Oh, I don't know.
07:46Oh.
07:47Oh.
07:47Just stop it, you two.
07:49He, he, he.
07:51Oh.
07:53Oh.
07:54Love the hat.
07:56Thank you, Emmet.
07:58I don't think Richard ever notices.
08:00I notice.
08:02I notice.
08:03Looks as though we have a lovely day for it.
08:07Yes, indeed.
08:09Enjoy yourselves.
08:10Thank you, Emmet.
08:12Door, Richard.
08:18Oh, good.
08:20Oh.
08:23I'm so sorry.
08:24Sorry.
08:26I hope you all have a wonderful day.
08:28A wonderful, long day.
08:32Thank you very much, Emmet.
08:34What lovely manners your brother has.
08:36Perhaps we could sneak him aboard if he'd care to come.
08:42No mind how you go, Richard.
08:45You'll soon be driving a minibus.
08:48Which is considerably larger than our little car.
08:51So do you realize that?
08:53Well, stop practicing, dear.
08:58Imagine that this car is much wider than it actually is.
09:02You'll need to give other vehicles a wide berth.
09:07Now, remember, not too close, Richard.
09:17Fine enough.
09:20There's no need to be silly, dear.
09:28Mrs. Lomax is feeling travel sick.
09:31We haven't started yet.
09:32Apparently she gets it in anticipation.
09:35If she's already feeling ill, she's obviously the ideal person to put in the minibus with Mrs. Bucket.
09:43That's wicked!
09:44Yes, isn't it?
09:46I'll make up for it on Sunday.
09:59Mr. Farini's kissing the ladies again.
10:02Put him in the minibus with a bucket woman as well.
10:05I'll make up for that one the following Sunday.
10:09PHONE RINGS
10:11Hello there.
10:12Hello.
10:13Oh, there you are, Vicar.
10:17I'm outside a church.
10:19Why does she sound surprised?
10:23Come along, Elizabeth.
10:26All ready for the off, then, are we?
10:28Funny you should say that.
10:29As I heard you speak, I immediately thought, I'm ready for the off.
10:35Daddy not here yet.
10:37Oh, you'll like Daddy Vicar.
10:40He was a wonderful man in his prime.
10:43Covered himself with glory in the war.
10:45But in the most gentlemanly fashion.
10:48Taught me all I know about bottle preserves.
10:52Dear Daddy, he ran an exemplary family.
11:01Excuse me.
11:03Daddy seems to have accepted a lift from strangers.
11:11Oh, really?
11:12I told them to bring Daddy on foot.
11:14I don't think anybody's seen, but try to keep their backs turned.
11:20Her father was a war hero.
11:22Some of us think her husband's the hero.
11:27Daisy, please insert Onslow back in the car.
11:31I'm just having a stretch.
11:37Rose, pull your skirt down before we're all excommunicated.
11:41I've always thought the ethical issue.
11:43If I was going to get excommunicated, I'd rather it was because of him.
11:48Sorry you can't stop.
11:50Off you go, then.
11:51Wait a minute.
11:52Is he here?
11:54Is who here?
11:56Father!
11:56I thought you'd brought him.
11:59Where is Daddy?
12:02Why isn't he in the car?
12:04Because he's wandered off again, hasn't he?
12:06You know what a tinkerbelly is.
12:09He'd already gone before we got up.
12:11We thought he'd be here.
12:13Well, he's not here.
12:14Oh, Daisy.
12:17You've lost Daddy.
12:19How inconvenient.
12:23Can you ask that vicar if he has a vacancy for an experienced helper of a willing nature?
12:31Make that, too.
12:34May I remind you that you are a married woman?
12:38Yes.
12:39Go on.
12:40Remind me.
12:42Remind me.
12:45Now, it's no good hanging about without Daddy.
12:47Move.
12:48Move.
12:48Move.
12:49Goodbye, Daisy.
12:49Goodbye, Onslow.
12:50In you go, Rose.
12:52Go and try and find Daddy.
12:53Go.
12:54Go.
12:56You're travelling in the minibus, are you, Elizabeth?
12:58Yes, that's right.
12:59You're a brave woman.
13:01Richard's a very good driver.
13:03That's not what I meant.
13:05Yes, isn't it?
13:10Daddy's not coming.
13:12Why not?
13:13They've lost him.
13:14Then we'd better stop and find him.
13:16Oh, no.
13:17He's been lost before.
13:18Daddy's very experienced at being lost.
13:21No, Richard.
13:22Our duty is here.
13:24Now then, Mrs Bucket.
13:25Bouquet, if you'll take Mrs Lomax.
13:28Of course, vicar.
13:30How do you do, Mrs Lomax?
13:31I feel sick.
13:35She always says that.
13:38Do drive steadily, Richard.
13:39Mrs Lomax is feeling sick.
13:42It's going to be a great day.
13:43I can feel it.
13:47Hello.
13:49It's on the back seat.
13:50Oh, Donna, stupendo!
13:56This is Mr Farini, Mrs Bouquet.
13:59Bonjour.
13:59Good morning.
14:00I'm afraid he is of rather an expressive continental nature.
14:05Oh, the continent.
14:06I know it well.
14:07My Sheridan has numerous contacts in the European community.
14:13Welcome aboard, Signor Farini.
14:17Grazie, grazie.
14:22Elizabeth, we'd better sit close to Mrs Lomax in case she needs assistance.
14:26Oh, well, all right.
14:28If you think people really need assistance to feel ill.
14:37I thought there'd be more.
14:39Yeah, it seems we have them rather outnumbered.
14:42Of course, if Daddy were here, there would have been more.
14:46Mind the sheep, Richard.
14:48They're in the field.
14:50But this could be the lambing season.
14:54Finding the sheep.
15:01They're in the field.
15:02The Monta Carina.
15:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:08Richard, I think Mrs Lomax requires another pause.
15:13Oh, not again.
15:21do you think mrs lomax always comes on these outings never misses so i'm told
15:31really when you are mrs lomax i think senior farini is raring to go
15:39i do like to be beside the sea
15:45god bless hyacinth and all who sail in her
16:04no mr screener when i said i wanted to stretch my legs
16:09retarded don't hurry up mrs lomax i think the country hair is affecting mr farini
16:19how would you describe him old confused flaming nuisance
16:26what does he look like this flaming nuisance how would you say our rose well our eyes
16:33always says distinguished he looks distinguished he looks like a balm pot
16:38a distinguished farm pot can we narrow that down a bit has he any distinguishing features
16:47he was carrying a bucket and spade
16:51he's going to the seaside
16:54with his bucket and spade i told you balm pot quite nice really when you've got a minute
17:03take a look at this report sergeant right
17:13you're looking well charlie oh thank you
17:18well must be off
17:22when they're in the dark you forget how tall they are
17:28yeah come on you're all right yeah come on stop that's fine deep breaths mrs lomax
17:36deep breaths
17:42oh oh my how are you
17:47bellissima marnie
17:50don't lose sight of me richard not for one moment i'm not likely to in that hat and blazer
18:00keep up richard
18:04oh guarda guarda viene viene come in
18:10it looks as if we're going to the amusements oh seems that way
18:14how are you feeling mrs lomax
18:16sick
18:44Not too near, Mr. Peregrine, not too near.
18:48Mr. Peregrine, Mr. Peregrine, you're a wizard!
18:53Oh, look, look!
18:53Oh, there's a better bathroom!
18:56Okay!
19:08Are you all right, Hyacinth?
19:11I'm just letting my hair down.
19:15If you're at a fun fair, you have to be prepared to join in the fun.
19:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
19:33I think this is Lomax.
19:36Must be feeling better.
19:39Yes.
19:40But for how much longer?
19:43That's the third one of those she's had.
19:46Oh, I needed that.
19:49It feels as though the day's been one long ride on the dodgems.
19:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:04Yeah, come.
20:07Come, come!
20:12Richard, would Elizabeth or yourself like to join us in the funhouse, please?
20:19I'm happy just to soak up the atmosphere.
20:22No thanks, but you carry on.
20:28I will.
20:33Oh, Mrs Lomax, you'd like to join.
20:36Oh, nice.
20:42approve today, please?
20:43Joppa chulus day.
20:45Joppa chulus day!
20:50Gagal Uno pret index.
20:53Oh, my God.
21:21Excuse me!
22:14Oh, Elizabeth, look!
22:16It's the Cooper Bassetts.
22:19He's very big in something. They're very well connected.
22:22They're very great friends of ours.
22:27I wonder what they're doing here.
22:28Well, on holiday, presumably.
22:30But what are they doing here?
22:33At a fun fair?
22:35I'm here for charitable reasons.
22:38But apart from that, I wouldn't be seen dead in a distorting mirror.
22:42I'm sure you'd feel the same way.
22:45Well, it's only a bit of...
22:46I'm glad you agree, dear.
22:49Yoo-hoo!
22:51Mr Cooper Bassett!
22:56No, he couldn't have heard me.
22:58Well, we'll catch up with them later.
22:59I've won a prize!
23:03Richard, how clever of you!
23:06Let Mr Farini choose what he wants.
23:10Now, Richard, I've just spotted the Cooper Bassetts.
23:15That must have made their day.
23:17Well, we must hurry, dear, and catch up with them.
23:20They'll never forgive me if we miss each other.
23:40You think that the Cooper Bassett...
23:43Well, that's funny, wasn't she?
23:45Well, she was there a minute ago.
23:58Oh, I don't think I like this, Mr Farini!
24:05Oh, I don't think I like this, Mr Farini!
24:15But I already have a husband!
24:18Help!
24:29Richard!
24:40Your wife's not here.
24:41I can have sworn I heard her earlier.
24:45She is here somewhere.
24:47She just seems to have popped off for a moment.
24:49What a good idea.
25:01Richard!
25:05Excuse me.
25:08Leave me the arch.
25:09Leave me the arch.
25:14Nice meeting you, Bucket.
25:16We're dust-off in here.
25:19I know I'm an old soft human.
25:22Better than I first met on this ghost tree.
25:23Really?
25:24Yes, so as it's our anniversary, congratulations.
25:28I promise her another ride.
25:34Do you fancy a ride, Liz?
25:37Do you know what I'd really like?
25:40What?
25:42Hyacinth-free coffee.
25:48Come along, Mrs. Lomax.
26:01I'm still expecting you at one of my candlelight stuffers.
26:06Oh, how many we shall look forward?
26:12Not until then, though.
26:14Sayo throat does it make it to me.
26:14No, David.
26:15prior picture...
26:15...
26:15Bride
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