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07:02She looks like a great waitress
07:03I hope we get her
07:08What are you guys doing here?
07:12Well, we wanted to give you our support
07:14And throw you a little business
07:16And after that, we'll rock till we drop
07:33Waitress, we need menus
07:36Sorry, this is not my station
07:37Stay in table 10
07:46Hi!
07:49I'll be with you in two shakes of a lamb's tail, okay?
07:54Here's your food
07:55We're out of fries right now
07:57But I'll try and scrape some up
08:01Hi, everybody
08:02Welcome to Leroy's
08:03Menu, menu, menu, menu, menu
08:07Uh, just bring us burgers and fries
08:09Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
08:13Okie dokie
08:14Would you guys like those burgers with cheese?
08:18Please!
08:19Oh, you guys
08:28Allow me, my little milkshake
08:30No, I can handle it
08:31Oh, no
08:32Hands as lovely as yours
08:34Should never be spoiled by grease
08:37Here
08:38Oh, no
08:44Here, let me
08:46I got it
08:48Oh, no, I am shit
09:03Did I do that?
09:19Okay, you two
09:20Payday
09:20Yes
09:24You're doing a good job, Laura
09:25Keep it up
09:26Thanks, sir
09:34Bill?
09:37That's what you owe me for broken dishes
09:39Well, perhaps if you pop for better china
09:47I should fire you, Urkel
09:49But I'm in a good mood
09:51So I'm gonna cut you some slack
09:53Thank you
09:54I love slack
09:58I'm going to the bank and make a deposit
10:00Take your time
10:02Why don't you stop off and treat yourself to a decent meal for a change
10:26You know, the life of a restaurateur appeals to this particular Joe
10:31I have mastered waitering
10:33I'm a cracklejack cashier
10:34And during peak hours, a pretty darn good hostess
10:40Yep, I think it's time I became a chef
10:43Uh-oh
10:46Urkel, where are you going?
10:48To turn on the grill
10:49I'm gonna fry you up a Steve-O-Sopremo
10:53Urkel, I don't think you should do any cooking
10:56Don't fret, my pet
10:57What can go wrong?
11:10Let's go!
11:29Did I do that?
11:51What's happening?
11:53Leroy's is on fire!
11:58It's terrible!
12:10My baby!
12:12Are you okay?
12:13I'm fine, Ma!
12:33I'm so worried about you!
12:34Are you all right?
12:35Fine, Dad!
12:36I'm fine!
12:37I'm fine!
12:44...
12:52I'm fine!
12:54I'm fine!
12:56I'm fine!
13:00Fine!
13:01I'm fine!
13:03This is cool!
13:03Ooooooooh!
13:33I've been looking for you two.
13:35Now, just how did this fire start?
13:38It was an accident, Your Honor.
13:40I'm not the judge. I'm the fire inspector.
13:42I know. I was just practicing.
13:45Here's what happened. Some grease flared up on the grill.
13:48Still, we could have handled it, but then he threw water on it.
13:51Oh, no, no, no. You never, ever, ever throw water on a grease fire.
13:55Thanks. I'll know for the next time.
14:12Leroy!
14:14How are you holding up?
14:15I've had better days.
14:21You!
14:24Calm down, Leroy. Take it easy.
14:26You can rebuild. The place will be better than ever.
14:28No way. No way. I'm too old to start over.
14:31I'm gonna retire to Fort Lauderdale.
14:34Get me a nice little co-op.
14:35You don't mean that, Leroy.
14:37Yeah, I'm taking my insurance money.
14:39Maybe even my wife.
14:41I flipped my last burger.
14:44From now on, the only buns I want to see will be on the beach.
14:49Boy, did he ever get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
15:04Okay, does everyone have their name tags?
15:07Steve, Carl and I know each other.
15:11Just going by the book.
15:13Okay, welcome, everybody.
15:14This is a completely informal meeting, so feel free to ask any questions at any time.
15:19Yes?
15:20Why are we here?
15:23Good question.
15:24Calm.
15:28And I'll answer it.
15:30You see, um, when Steve burned down Leroy's, it caused a lot of problems.
15:37The neighborhood kids lost their hangout, Steve and Laura lost their jobs, and poor Leroy lost his mind.
15:44At the same time, I was looking for a job and getting absolutely nowhere.
15:49So that's when I dug down into the old gray matter and yanked out an idea that reeked of sheer
15:55genius.
15:57Yeah, you see, Steve suggested that I buy Leroy's, rebuild it, and run it as my own business.
16:03Whoa.
16:05It's the answer to everyone's problems.
16:07But, Rachel, where are you going to get money to buy a restaurant?
16:11Well, from the bank and my brand new partners.
16:18I think she means us, Carl.
16:25See, the bank will finance us if we can come up with a 20% down payment.
16:29Now, I can kick in the insurance money that my husband left me, so all I need from you two
16:34is a check in the amount of...
16:40Whoa.
16:42I know I can make it work. I really believe that with all my heart.
16:46Well, Rachel, we have plenty of confidence in you, but aren't restaurants a risky investment?
16:52Steve?
16:53Good question. I think the following visual aid will clear up any and all doubts you have.
16:59What?
17:07Oh, will you just pull off the chair?
17:12I'll give you Rachel's place.
17:17Thank you, Vanna.
17:19Carl, it's beautiful.
17:21Now, I sought the advice of the world's best CPA, my own uncle Hiram Ross Urkel.
17:28And according to H&R Urkel, Rachel's place should inevitably turn a profit in less than one year.
17:35Well, how does he know that?
17:37Oh, it's an inverse curve. Rising neighborhood population growth versus declining franchises that serve meat.
17:45Oh.
17:47Well, look, we'll leave you two alone to discuss the proposal.
17:51And if you decide to invest, great.
17:53And if you decide not to, believe me, it's okay. I understand.
17:57Come on, Steve.
18:07Well, honey, what do you think?
18:10It's an interesting proposition. And I believe Rachel can handle it.
18:14Well, it's obvious she really wants to do this.
18:18Well, but I feel uncomfortable about asking you to put up so much to help my sister.
18:22You worked hard for that money.
18:24No, no, no. Now, we worked hard for that money.
18:28Sweetheart, Rachel is family. Not just your family, but our family.
18:33But like you said, Carl, a restaurant is a risky business.
18:37Yeah, it's a gamble. But I say our odds are a lot better if we bet on somebody we love.
18:44So you want to do it?
18:45Absolutely.
18:46Oh, Carl.
18:48I just wish we could.
18:55What?
18:57Well, honey, Rachel needs just a little bit more money than we have.
19:03Oh.
19:07You see, the thing is, a couple of months ago, Lieutenant Murtaugh, he gave me a good tip on a
19:17sweet little stock. So I invested.
19:23How much, Carl?
19:28Five grand.
19:31Carl!
19:32Well, can't you sell the stock and get the money back?
19:35Well, the stock is going down a bit. If I did, we'd only have enough money to go bowling. One
19:40of us, anyway.
19:44Carl, we'll discuss this later. But in the meantime, you better pray that stock goes back up.
19:52Rachel!
19:56Did I keep you waiting?
19:59Rachel, uh, we talked it over and we decided we wanted to help you.
20:03Oh, yes! Oh, thank you so much!
20:07But, but, but, we're a few thousand short of what you need.
20:13Oh.
20:14I'm so sorry, Rachel.
20:16Oh, look, guys, don't worry about it. Just wasn't meant to be.
20:23How dare you people have an investors meeting without me!
20:26Oh, Mama, if it wasn't for Steve here, I'd still be out back shooting hoops!
20:33How?
20:36Mother Winslow, this is a blank check.
20:39Mmm, you're pretty swift.
20:41We need $5,000.
20:43Write in the number. Whatever you need.
20:46Do you have that kind of money?
20:48It's a frog's butt watertight.
20:53Right there.
20:55Oh, Mother Winslow, thank you so much!
21:27Thanks for listening!
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22:01Now, before we all throw down, I want to take the time to thank a young man who will always
22:08hold a special place in my heart.
22:10We wouldn't be here today if he hadn't had the foresight to burn this place down.
22:16To Steve Urkel.
22:19Ah, thanks, everybody. And we'll all have burgers just as soon as I fire up the grill.
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22:54Thank you.
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