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00:03Have you guys heard about this research team
00:05that's trying to transgenically manipulate chicken DNA
00:08to create some sort of chicken dinosaur?
00:11I think that sounds wonderful.
00:14What? You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens.
00:18Yes, but tell me a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich
00:22wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot.
00:26Hey, guys.
00:28Hello.
00:28We still open tomorrow night?
00:30Yeah, I'm excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
00:32Yeah, speaking of which,
00:34according to a recent study out of Oxford University,
00:37when someone takes on a new romantic partner,
00:40that person loses one or two close friends.
00:43Since when do you read social science?
00:46I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
00:49Why would I lose friends just because I started dating someone?
00:52Yeah, you didn't lose anyone when you met Amy.
00:54This study refers to romantic partners.
00:56That's not the way I would categorize the two of us.
01:00You guys kiss and hold hands.
01:02I've seen him do it.
01:03It's not romantic.
01:05Look, I'm not the kind of guy who drops his friends
01:08just because he's in a relationship.
01:09What happens if she doesn't like us?
01:11Well, hey, you're my dear friends.
01:13You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years
01:15and then you're dead to me.
01:19Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
01:22that nearly 14 million years ago
01:24expansion started way around.
01:26The earth began to cool.
01:27The autotrophs began to drool.
01:29Neanderthals developed tools.
01:30We built a wall.
01:31We built a pyramid.
01:32Math, science, history, unraveling.
01:35The mystery that all started with a big bang.
01:44So, Howard, is Stuart still living with your mom?
01:47I don't want to talk about it.
01:49But he's going to.
01:50My mom got him cable.
01:52I mean, my whole life.
01:53Growing up in that house, no cable.
01:55Do you know how many HBOs that leech
01:57had my mother get him?
01:58Seven.
01:59Seven HBOs.
02:00Seven!
02:02Long story short, they have seven HBOs.
02:06Hey, guys.
02:07Hello.
02:08Emily, you know most everybody here.
02:10Hi.
02:10This is Leonard.
02:11This is Betty.
02:11Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
02:13Nice to finally meet you, too.
02:14Hi.
02:15Hello.
02:16Wow.
02:17Bryce, you are not lying about her.
02:18I told you she exists.
02:21Hey, I hear you're a dermatologist.
02:23Yeah, I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital.
02:26Oh, I like their emergency room.
02:29Yeah, even if it turns out you don't have dengue fever,
02:32they still let you take a lollipop.
02:35You know, Penny just started treating
02:37to be a pharmaceutical sales rep.
02:38Maybe she could practice on you sometime.
02:40Oh, it would be great to practice on a real doctor.
02:43Yeah, I'm sure that'd be fine.
02:45I have some odd freckles on my buttocks.
02:50Can I make an appointment for you to look at them?
02:55Um, okay, I guess.
02:58I'm with him three years, nothing.
03:00She's with him two minutes,
03:01and he's taking his pants off.
03:08Last night was fun.
03:09What'd you think of Emily?
03:11I don't know.
03:12I kind of got the sense she didn't like me.
03:14Did she say she didn't like you?
03:15Of course not.
03:16No one ever says they don't like you straight to your face.
03:19We have led different lives.
03:24You guys just met.
03:25Why would she feel that way?
03:27It's just this vibe I got.
03:28I'm sure you're worried about nothing.
03:30Yeah, you're probably right.
03:31I used to think my high school PE teacher didn't like me,
03:33but it turned out she liked me a little too much.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, it was fine.
03:38Went to a Melissa Etheridge concert.
03:39I got an A.
03:40All worked out.
03:42When you go to Emily's office to practice,
03:44you'll see it's fine.
03:46Yeah, I hope you're right.
03:46I mean, you really went your entire life
03:49without anyone saying I hate you to your face?
03:53Yeah.
03:55I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones.
04:05I miss Stewart's place.
04:07All this loud music and exposed brick.
04:11What, is there a comic book store
04:13or a rave at the third little pig's house?
04:18Yeah, I wish Stewart would reopen.
04:20I hate this place, too.
04:22Okay, him, I believe,
04:23because he's an 80-year-old man
04:25in a 15-year-old's T-shirt.
04:28You're just upset about Stewart and your mom
04:30and all their HBOs.
04:32Yes, I am.
04:33You know, I can't even watch Game of Thrones now
04:35without thinking of my mother saying,
04:37Stewart, which one is Thrones?
04:42You know, he might not reopen.
04:44He didn't get a lot of money
04:45from the insurance company.
04:46Oh, boy!
04:47If there's one thing that gets my goat,
04:49it's those dadgum insurance companies.
04:52Why?
04:53Because they won't get off your lawn?
04:59Is Stewart trying to get a loan
05:01or find investors?
05:02All I know is he's got my mother
05:04buying four-ply toilet paper.
05:06I mean, four-ply.
05:08His butt is so delicate,
05:10why doesn't he just use an angora rabbit?
05:13For starters, they shed and bite.
05:19Hey, here's a thought.
05:20Why don't we put up the rest of the money
05:22that Stewart needs?
05:25So, we'd be like owners of a comic book store?
05:29Kind of a dream come true.
05:31That does sound fun.
05:33Maybe we could come up with a business plan
05:34to compete with this place.
05:36I'll give you a plan right now.
05:39Step one, open comic book store.
05:41Step two, start rumor this comic book store
05:43gives you genital warts.
05:47Step three, buy a big bag to put the money in.
05:55It's not that bad.
06:02Hey.
06:03Hi.
06:03Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you.
06:06I really appreciate it.
06:07Sure.
06:08I brought coffee.
06:09I wasn't sure what you liked,
06:10so I got a regular, a cappuccino, and a chai tea.
06:13Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.
06:17Thanks.
06:18If we could get started, I'm a little busy.
06:20Oh, yeah, sure.
06:21Let me just get out my materials.
06:22Leonard gave me this briefcase.
06:24Used to carry it around in high school.
06:25You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it.
06:31Okay.
06:32I would like to talk to you about our new birth control pill,
06:35Femivra.
06:35Great.
06:36So, Femivra's triphasic design provides balanced hormonal exposure.
06:41All right.
06:43It has also been shown to cause significantly fewer side effects
06:46than other oral contraceptives.
06:48Although it can cause acne,
06:50which, if you ask me,
06:51kind of increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive.
06:58Funny.
07:01Okay.
07:02I'm sorry.
07:02Did we get off on the wrong foot?
07:03Because since the other night,
07:05I kind of feel like you might have a problem with me.
07:07No, it's fine.
07:09Are you sure?
07:10Because it doesn't seem fine.
07:12Okay.
07:13If you really want to talk about this,
07:15I do have a problem.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17Tell me, what did I do?
07:18Look, it's nothing.
07:19It's just Raj told me that a while ago,
07:22you two hooked up.
07:23What?
07:24Oh, why would he say that?
07:27Did it not happen?
07:28Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a hookup.
07:31Did you kiss?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Were you naked?
07:36Yeah.
07:38So it was a hookup?
07:39No.
07:41Yeah.
07:46So, what are some ways we could set our comic book store
07:49apart from the competition?
07:51Kids buy comic books.
07:53It would be great to figure out a way
07:54to get more kids in the store.
07:55You know, when I was a kid,
07:56I loved going there,
07:57but I could never get a ride.
07:59Ooh, what if you got a van
08:00and drove around and pick kids up?
08:07Nice.
08:11Like at parks and schools.
08:14Toy stores, puppet shows.
08:18Hold on.
08:19So, your idea is to get a van
08:22and cruise the streets
08:23looking for kids to pick up?
08:26Yes.
08:30And are you going to use candy
08:32to lure them in?
08:35We are now.
08:39You told Emily we hooked up?
08:41Uh, well, in my defense,
08:43I'd tell everybody.
08:44Why would you say that?
08:46We were having a conversation
08:47about past lovers.
08:48What?
08:48We weren't lovers?
08:50Come on, everyone knows
08:50we didn't sleep together.
08:51We got drunk and fooled around.
08:52Why couldn't you just leave me out of it?
08:53Well, we were being honest.
08:55You would leave me out of the conversation
08:56with the next guy
08:57if you dump Leonard?
08:59Why, sir?
08:59Yes!
09:01Well, I would never leave you off my list.
09:05And not just because without you,
09:06we're playing fast and loose
09:07with the word list.
09:09Well, good job.
09:10Now she hates me.
09:14Great.
09:15On the bright side,
09:17that Oxford study was right,
09:19one friend down.
09:22I wonder who you're going to lose next.
09:26You.
09:26Okay, it's you.
09:27You're next.
09:30No, you're crazy about me.
09:37I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway.
09:40Even if I had slept with him,
09:41so what?
09:41Everyone has a past.
09:43Almost everyone has a past.
09:46Come on, look how pretty you are.
09:47I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you.
09:50It's not.
09:53And I'm sure you can turn it around.
09:55How?
09:55You can't force someone to like you.
09:57What if you just hang around
09:59and act like her friend
10:00until you wear her down?
10:01I mean, next thing you know,
10:03you're in her home,
10:03you're eating her food,
10:04drinking her wine.
10:08That won't work.
10:09You're right.
10:10Cheers.
10:12I know.
10:13Why don't you use your sales training
10:15to go back down there
10:16and sell yourself?
10:17What?
10:18Yeah, but instead of selling a drug,
10:20you'd be selling Penny.
10:21It's cute.
10:22It's stupid.
10:24Well, maybe people would like you more
10:25if you didn't crap all over their ideas.
10:29I'm gonna go with Penny on this one.
10:31Then again, why wouldn't I?
10:32I mean, we go way back.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36I didn't used to like you.
10:37Shh.
10:38Amy's here now.
10:44Yeah, the more I think about it,
10:46the more intrigued I am
10:47about having our own store.
10:50We get to see all the new stuff
10:51before it hits the shelves.
10:53And we get to have fun interactions
10:55with our customers.
10:56Like, this isn't a library.
10:57Buy it or get out.
11:00You say things like that all the time.
11:03Yes, but as a store owner,
11:04I'll finally have a good comeback
11:05to you don't work here.
11:06Shut up.
11:09Do you know how Penny told Raj
11:11she should have left her off his list?
11:13Yeah.
11:13Do you think when she and I
11:15had that conversation,
11:15she left people off her list?
11:17I'm sure she did.
11:20Why?
11:21Because if she hadn't,
11:23she'd still be waiting through the list.
11:26Will you stay out of this?
11:28If only Penny had said that
11:29once in a while.
11:33What difference does it make?
11:34You're the one she wants to marry.
11:36That's true.
11:37And I'm not sure that complete honesty
11:39is always the best thing
11:40for a relationship.
11:42Yeah, he's right.
11:43Once in a moment of candor,
11:45I told Amy that her hair
11:47reminded me of a duck cotton oil spill.
11:50Well, she stormed out,
11:53which was sad
11:54because we were playing Scrabble
11:56and I had all the letters
11:58to spell persimmon.
12:04Why are you even part
12:05of this conversation?
12:06You don't know anything about women.
12:08I know that if I had a wife
12:09or a fiancé,
12:10I'd ask her first
12:11before I invested money
12:12in a comic book store.
12:15He's right.
12:16Well, of course I am.
12:18I was also right about her hair.
12:20It did everything but quack.
12:25Hey, there's something
12:26I wanted to run past you.
12:27What's up?
12:28The guys and I were thinking
12:30about investing
12:31in Stewart's comic book store.
12:32Is that okay?
12:33Why are you asking me?
12:35Well, we're engaged
12:37and it's kind of a big deal financially.
12:39Seems like something
12:40we should talk about.
12:41Oh.
12:43Well, would you consider
12:44mounds of credit card debt
12:45kind of a big deal financially?
12:46Actually?
12:49Yeah.
12:51Huh.
12:56So me and the guys
12:57were talking about
12:58this great investment opportunity.
13:00Nope.
13:03But you didn't hear what it was.
13:05I know.
13:09Oh, come on.
13:11Fine, what is it?
13:12It's to help reopen
13:13the comic book store.
13:14Nope.
13:16Hear me out.
13:18Howie, you know
13:19we're saving up for a house.
13:20I know, but
13:21all the guys are doing it.
13:22We're splitting it four ways,
13:23so it's really
13:24not that much money.
13:26It just seems like
13:27a risky investment.
13:29I get that.
13:33Okay, look.
13:36The real reason
13:38this is important
13:39is
13:42before my dad
13:43left me and my mom,
13:45he used to
13:46take me to the comic book store.
13:50It was one of the few things
13:51we did together.
13:55Howie, I had no idea.
13:57Well, I don't
13:58like to talk about it.
14:00Oh, baby.
14:03That story's
14:04made up, isn't it?
14:08That's how much
14:09buying a comic book store
14:10means to me.
14:14I'd like your
14:15honest opinion
14:15on something.
14:17Of course.
14:18Now, before I start,
14:20I need you to know
14:21that I'm very excited
14:22about this,
14:23and anything you say
14:25that isn't
14:26enthusiastically supportive
14:27will throw our
14:29entire relationship
14:30into question.
14:33So,
14:35keep an open mind.
14:38Feeling a little
14:39backed into a corner,
14:40Sheldon.
14:41Perfect.
14:42Now,
14:44I'm considering
14:45investing
14:46in Stewart's
14:48comic book store.
14:50Interesting.
14:51Interesting.
14:53Can you see
14:55how a grown man,
14:56an accomplished scientist,
14:58scientist who invests
15:00in a store
15:00that sells
15:01picture books
15:03about flying men
15:04in colorful underwear
15:06might be wasting
15:08both his financial
15:09and intellectual resources?
15:18No.
15:21Then I think
15:23it's a terrific idea.
15:25great.
15:26Wait till you hear
15:27about our van.
15:35Hey.
15:35Hi.
15:36Thanks for inviting us over.
15:37Oh, thank you for coming.
15:39Listen, Penny,
15:40before you start,
15:41I just want to apologize
15:42for being so rude
15:43the other day
15:43in my office.
15:44No, no,
15:44no need to apologize.
15:45Excuse me,
15:46can I say something?
15:47I just love both you guys
15:49and I want you
15:49to get along.
15:51And when I say love,
15:52I meant as a friend.
15:55And, uh,
15:56way too soon, right?
15:59Okay, sit down.
16:00Listen, Emily,
16:01what happened between me
16:02and Raj was a long time ago.
16:03It was,
16:04and I may have made it
16:05seem like a bigger deal
16:05than I should have.
16:06Yeah, and Leonard
16:07and I are engaged now,
16:08and I'm just hoping
16:08we can put this whole thing
16:09behind us.
16:11I'd like that too.
16:13Yeah, I thought
16:13I'd be okay with it,
16:14but then I saw
16:15how pretty you are.
16:17Aw, that's so sweet.
16:18I mean, look at you.
16:19You are gorgeous.
16:20It's true,
16:21you're both gorgeous.
16:24Can I say something
16:25about the man
16:25who could bed you both?
16:34You get why I've been alone
16:35most of my adult life.
16:40So, what brings you by?
16:42Well, I don't need a reason.
16:43It's my house.
16:46Technically,
16:46it's your mom's house,
16:47but we certainly
16:48want you to feel welcome.
16:51I'm always welcome.
16:54Just try and call first.
16:57Hey, let's get down
16:58to business.
17:00Howie was thinking
17:01about putting up some money
17:02to help you reopen the store,
17:04but before that happens,
17:05I have a few questions.
17:06Oh.
17:07I appreciate the offer,
17:08but actually,
17:09your mother already
17:10gave me the money.
17:13What?
17:16Yeah, I told her
17:17it was too much,
17:18but she said
17:19she was happy
17:19to help out her bubbla.
17:23Excuse me.
17:25Ma, you are
17:26canceling that check,
17:28and Stuart is not
17:29your bubbla.
17:30I'm your bubbla.
17:31You cannot work
17:31at one bubbla!
17:34I don't know
17:35who he's talking to.
17:35She's a target
17:36buying me shirts.
17:41I'm so glad
17:42we could work this
17:43all out.
17:43Yeah, me too.
17:45You know,
17:46we should have dinner
17:46one night with you
17:47and Leonard.
17:47Oh, we would love that.
17:49Great!
17:50Okay, goodnight, guys.
17:52Alright, night.
17:53Bye.
17:55I hate her.
18:02I'm really disappointed
18:03we're not going to have
18:04our own comic book store.
18:05I know.
18:06I was looking forward to it.
18:07That would have been
18:07so nice to have a place
18:09that was ours
18:10so we could just sit
18:11and read comics in peace.
18:13With comfy seats?
18:14And snacks?
18:15I guess it was
18:16too good to be true.
18:18Yeah.
18:20Oh.
18:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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