00:02What are you drawing over the...
00:04It's a hypothetical containment field for a frisbee-sized wormhole
00:08that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe.
00:12Oh, you silly doodlebug.
00:16You know, a lot of scientists believe that making contact with other life forms
00:19would probably not end well for us.
00:21It's a frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard.
00:23You could block it with a frisbee. Calm down.
00:30Do you expect me to build this?
00:31I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin, gentlemen.
00:37Have you guys ever noticed that Sheldon always disappears every day at 2.45?
00:41Really? He probably just goes to the bathroom.
00:44Actually, no. He goes to the bathroom at 8 a.m.
00:46with optional follow-ups at 1.45 and 7.10 on High Fiber Fridays.
00:52It's sad that you know that.
00:53Well, that's just the tip of the sadness iceberg.
00:58Looking at his public calendar, 2.45 to 3.05, nothing.
01:04Yesterday, 2.45 to 3.05, nothing.
01:06Last week, nothing. Last month, nothing.
01:09He never has anything booked during that time.
01:1220 minutes a day, completely unaccounted for.
01:15I should figure out where he goes.
01:17Ooh, this is exciting.
01:19Like one of my classic murder mystery dinner parties.
01:22Right. The case of who murdered three Saturday nights of my life?
01:28Colonel Kutrupali in the kitchen with the olive spread.
01:32It was Top and Odd, and you guys suck.
01:36Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
01:40and nearly 14 million years ago.
01:42Expansions started waiting.
01:44The Earth began to cool.
01:45The autotrophs began to drool.
01:46Neanderthals developed tools.
01:48We built a wall.
01:49We built a pyramid.
01:50Snap, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
01:53It all started with a big bang.
01:55Hey!
02:00So how was work today?
02:02Well, I spend most of the afternoon growing isotopically pure crystals for neutrino detection.
02:09That sounds like fun.
02:12Yeah, it was.
02:13Oh, good. I guessed right.
02:17Who are you talking to?
02:18Oh, just this guy I met at school.
02:20Oh, great. We're still dating, right?
02:24Relax, he's just a friend.
02:26We're doing an oral report together.
02:27He's really nice.
02:28I'm sorry, what was that?
02:29I had a little stroke after oral.
02:32Would you stop?
02:35Look, he just moved here from London, okay?
02:37He doesn't really know anybody.
02:38Oh, good.
02:39An English accent.
02:40The sexiest accent you can have.
02:42No, that's not true.
02:43There's French.
02:45There's Italian.
02:46No, you're right.
02:47It's the best.
02:49Did you tell him you have a boyfriend?
02:50What?
02:51It didn't come up.
02:53Maybe you should tell him.
02:54What am I supposed to say?
02:55Say, can't talk right now.
02:57Hanging with my boyfriend.
02:58England sucks.
02:59You suck.
02:59USA number one.
03:04Fine.
03:06Hanging with my boyfriend.
03:08Talk to you later.
03:09Happy?
03:10Yes, thank you.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:18What did you say?
03:19Nothing.
03:21What?
03:23Did your boyfriend make you type that?
03:33I hate this guy.
03:34I hate this guy.
03:38Don't be like that.
03:40Oh, come on.
03:40Trust me.
03:41He's hitting on you.
03:42No, he's not.
03:42We're just friends.
03:43Look, is this gonna be a problem?
03:44Because he's supposed to come over tomorrow to work.
03:46Really?
03:46Here?
03:48Makes you uncomfortable.
03:49I'll switch partners, even though the things do next week, and everyone already has a partner,
03:54and I'll probably end up failing the class.
03:56That'd be great.
04:022.44, right on schedule.
04:04Hey, Sheldon.
04:06Oh, hello.
04:08Raj and I are heading over to the genetics lab to pep the glow-in-the-dark bunny.
04:13Wanna come with us?
04:14No, thank you.
04:15Are you sure?
04:15They turn off the lights, and it's like a cute little laser show that poops all over the place.
04:21No, I'm quite sure.
04:22Good day.
04:22Well, where are you going?
04:24Where are you going?
04:24We just told you.
04:25Yeah, I just told you.
04:26No, you didn't.
04:27Well, it's your word against mine.
04:28See you in court.
04:33Should we follow him?
04:34I don't know.
04:35I'm torn.
04:36I want to know where he's going, but now I kind of want to play with the bunny.
04:42Hey, guys.
04:43Hey, Alex, do you know where your boss just went?
04:45No.
04:45Don't you know his schedule?
04:47All I know is corduroy makes too much noise, and I have to go find quieter pants.
04:56Fine.
04:57Boy, what I wouldn't give to get her out of those pants.
05:02And into something a little more stylish.
05:19This is where he goes?
05:21What's in there?
05:22I think it's an old storage room.
05:24What could he be doing in there every day for 20 minutes?
05:28Well, he's not doing 20 minute abs, because if he were, he'd have way better abs.
05:37Can you hear anything?
05:38Not yet.
05:52What are you doing?
05:54I'm listening.
05:57Can you fix the other way and listen?
06:00I can't do anything right for you, can I?
06:04What the hell is he up to?
06:06He is kind of a weirdo.
06:08Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy chained up in there.
06:11Or Bill Gates or Stephen Hawking.
06:15Why would he chain up Stephen Hawking?
06:19Howard, please, you can't treat the man differently just because he's disabled.
06:22That's not okay?
06:28You're wondering why I've been staring through the peephole.
06:30I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's.
06:34To be honest, I didn't know you were here.
06:39It's not a big deal.
06:40He's just in our history class.
06:42They're working on a project together.
06:43I don't even know why I care.
06:44You know what?
06:45I don't care.
06:45You think you don't care?
06:50This is silly.
06:51I have nothing to worry about.
06:53Oh, I don't know.
06:57Statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about.
07:01What do you mean?
07:02Well, if we assume that your looks are average.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Right off the bat, 50% of men on Earth are more attractive than you.
07:12That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by waiting to rain on your parade.
07:20Yeah, but this isn't just about looks.
07:23I'm way above average in a lot of other things.
07:26Not height, vision, athleticism or ability to digest dairy products.
07:32I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity.
07:36You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole.
07:41I liked it better when you thought I wasn't here.
07:44I'm not saying you don't have attractive qualities.
07:47Your choice of friends is impeccable.
07:50You're a good sleeper.
07:52And last but not least, you buy the grapes I like.
07:59You're a real catch compared to some snoring guy with a fridge full of lousy grapes.
08:05None of this matters.
08:06I trust that Penny cares about me and nothing's gonna happen with this guy.
08:10Unless, of course, he's a skilled hypnotist.
08:15What?
08:17While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility.
08:20She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it.
08:27Now you're just being ridiculous.
08:29Am I?
08:30Mine's a mysterious thing, Leonard.
08:32He could be having the time of his life.
08:34She thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.
08:48Look at us, sneaking around in the middle of the night like a couple of cat burglars.
08:55I think we're more like ninjas.
08:57I don't want to be a ninja, I want to be a cat burglar.
09:01Fine, I'll be a ninja, you be a cat burglar.
09:04No, we both have to be the same thing.
09:09Okay, we're ninjas.
09:13But next time we'll be cat burglars.
09:21It's locked.
09:22Are you sure?
09:24Yes, I'm sure.
09:26Now, you stand guard, I'm getting...
09:31It's locked.
09:34Just keep an eye out.
09:36I'll have this open in a minute.
09:38When did you learn how to pick locks?
09:40When I was starting to do magic in junior high, I thought I could be an escape artist like Harry
09:46Houdini.
09:47How did that work out?
09:48Pretty good.
09:49I managed to escape friends' popularity and every party thrown in a 12-mile radius.
09:55There.
09:56Ready?
09:56Hold on, hold on.
09:58What?
09:59Sheldon is a very smart man and he obviously wants to keep this a secret.
10:02Yeah, so?
10:04What if it's booby-trapped?
10:08Don't worry, I'm one step ahead of him.
10:11Oh, great.
10:11What's your plan?
10:17Are we good?
10:20Yeah.
10:28Huh.
10:30Forty-three.
10:32What the hell does that mean?
10:34I don't know.
10:36It's a solution to an equation?
10:38Maybe.
10:39It's a prime number.
10:41Oh.
10:42Encryption systems are built on prime numbers.
10:44What kind of secret does Sheldon have to encrypt?
10:48He's always been very cagey about what he puts in his egg salad to make it so tasty.
10:57It's paprika.
10:59Really?
11:00Oh, okay.
11:02One mystery solved.
11:06Okay, goodnight.
11:08Thanks, Cole.
11:08See you at school.
11:09See ya.
11:13I'll be right back.
11:15I thought you left a long time ago.
11:27Sup?
11:30Hey.
11:32You, uh, moving in the apartment on the fifth floor?
11:35No, I was just visiting a friend.
11:38Oh, cool.
11:39That cute blonde on four?
11:40Yeah.
11:41You know what?
11:42Fine.
11:42I'll see you around.
11:44I like to keep my distance because her boyfriend's a pretty scary dude.
11:50Really?
11:51Yeah.
11:52He's ganged up.
11:56She told me he's a scientist.
11:58That's the name of his gang.
12:03The scientists.
12:06They are crazy.
12:09Well, thanks for the tip.
12:11No problem, brother.
12:12Stay frosty.
12:26We're still dating, right?
12:34Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter.
12:36Hey, Alex.
12:37Hey, call me Leonard.
12:38Dr. Hofstadter's my father.
12:39And my mother.
12:42And my sister.
12:44And our cat.
12:47Although I'm pretty sure Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree was honorary.
12:54May I join you, Leonard?
12:55Sure.
12:58Alex, let me ask you something.
13:00My girlfriend knows this guy at school.
13:02He's got an English accent.
13:04Oh, I love English accents.
13:07Yeah, you all do.
13:10Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her.
13:12She says he's just being nice and that I should trust her.
13:15It's probably harmless.
13:17You know how it is.
13:17I'm sure you get hit on all the time.
13:22Right.
13:25Because girls are always like,
13:26Ooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms and gets a lot of ear infections.
13:30I gotta get me some of that.
13:34I don't know.
13:35I bet it happens more than you realize.
13:36Trust me, it doesn't.
13:38You sure?
13:39You're cute.
13:40You're funny.
13:41Maybe you're getting hit on and you don't even know it.
13:46Really?
13:48Yep.
13:48Pretty sure.
13:56I gotta get back to work.
13:58Thanks for listening.
14:01No problem.
14:02Hope no girls rip my clothes off on the way.
14:08Come on.
14:09We're smart guys.
14:11We can figure this out.
14:1243.
14:13What is 43?
14:16Besides my mom's neck size.
14:22It's the atomic number for technetium.
14:24That stuff's radioactive.
14:27Do you think he's building a bomb?
14:29It took him two years to put together that Lego Death Star.
14:32I'm not worried.
14:35Oh, this could be something.
14:3743 is the number of calories in half a cup of fat-free yogurt.
14:44Why would you know that?
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46We can't all eat whatever we want and still stay thin.
14:54Wait.
14:55In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, isn't 43 the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?
15:00That's 42, dumbass.
15:04Hey, hey.
15:05Feelings.
15:08We should stop.
15:10I'm exhausted.
15:11Yeah, me too.
15:12You've got more important things to do.
15:13Who cares what stupid 43 means?
15:15Not me.
15:16Let's go home.
15:19Want to get something to eat?
15:21Sounds good.
15:25Put the balls in for me!
15:26I have to!
15:34Hi.
15:35Hey!
15:36Shouldn't you be out with your gang spray-painting equations on the side of buildings?
15:42Come on.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:43I just can't believe you don't trust me.
15:45No, I do.
15:45Of course I do.
15:46Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend, who, by the way, knew exactly who you were?
15:51Really?
15:52Your picture's on my refrigerator!
15:57Oh.
15:58You know, I'm really starting out like this guy.
16:02What is your problem?
16:03Do you use up all your thinking at work and then have none left over for when you get home?
16:07I don't know.
16:09It's hard sometimes.
16:11Everywhere you go, guys hit on you, even if I'm standing right there.
16:15And they're all taller than me.
16:16Why is everyone taller than me?
16:20You know what?
16:20This is all in my head.
16:22It's my problem, not yours.
16:24Leonard, why do you always do this?
16:26Listen to me.
16:26You are the one I'm with.
16:27You know I love you.
16:29So will you please relax?
16:30Because you're driving me crazy!
16:38You know, that's the first time you ever said that you love me.
16:43Yeah.
16:49Supposed to pretend it's not a big deal?
16:54That's...
16:57Exactly what we're gonna do.
16:59Because...
17:00You're about to make me cry and...
17:03We both know if I start crying, you're gonna start crying.
17:10You're right, you should go...
17:11Alright!
17:20She loves me.
17:27Hey, it's Alex.
17:28Nice having coffee with you.
17:29If you want to talk more, I'm always available.
17:31Smiley face, smiley face.
17:34What a friendly girl.
17:41Okay, picture's up.
17:42Looks like the camera's working.
17:44That's good quality video.
17:45Better be.
17:46It's a spare camera for the Mars Rover.
17:50How do you get your hands on that?
17:52Million dollar camera.
17:53Ten dollar lock.
17:56Oh my God!
17:57Here he comes!
17:58This is it!
18:08What the hell is that thing?
18:10I don't know.
18:11This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
18:13Experimental log.
18:15Wormhole generator test 44.
18:20Wormhole generator test?
18:26The first 43 parallel universes I've checked proved to be empty.
18:32I see no reason to suspect universe number 44 will be any different.
18:43We're cleaning out.
18:44Oh, my God!
18:45Holy crap!
18:47Ow!
18:50Ow!
18:54He's eating my face!
18:55Ow!
18:56It's eating his face!
18:58No!
19:04I found your webcam and replaced the video feed.
19:07You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
19:09Fellow, I'm really sorry.
19:10Yeah, I'm really sorry.
19:12Sorry?
19:13You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life.
19:18You know, understanding sarcasm, feigning interest in others,
19:23not talking about trains as much as I want to.
19:27It's exhausting.
19:28Which is why, for 20 minutes a day, I like to go down to that room,
19:32turn my mind off, and do what I need to do to recharge.
19:37What are you doing in there?
19:39What does 43 mean?
19:41You don't need to know.
19:42You don't deserve to know.
19:44And you will never know.
19:47Yeah, well, I know how to make your egg salad now.
20:19What do you do?
20:301, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, draft.
20:42I'm never going to get to 43 again.
20:461, 2, 3, 4, drafts.
20:541, 2, 3, 4, drafts.
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