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00:01I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long.
00:04These are great.
00:05I just started number six.
00:07That's a good one.
00:09Dumbledore dies in that one.
00:13Yeah, I know.
00:14I didn't see it coming either.
00:17Why would you say that?
00:19You brought up a subject.
00:20I contributed an interesting fact on that subject.
00:22It's called the art of conversation.
00:25Okay, your turn.
00:27That was a huge spoiler.
00:29Good.
00:32What is wrong with you?
00:34If I did that, you'd bitch about it for weeks.
00:36Really, Leonard?
00:37Are you going to have another one of your hissy fits?
00:39Hissy fits?
00:40I have hissy fits?
00:41Yes, and I have a theory why.
00:44Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk.
00:48Soy contains estrogen-mimicking compounds.
00:52I think your morning cocoa puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.
01:01You are unbelievable.
01:03You know, I don't know why I put up with you.
01:04You're controlling.
01:05You're irritating.
01:06There you go again.
01:07Nag, nag, nag.
01:10You're only proving my point, little lady.
01:13You know what?
01:14Screw you, Sheldon.
01:15You're the most annoying person I have ever met.
01:18Well, I'm annoying.
01:19You criticize my behavior all the time.
01:22Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast.
01:27Sheldon, when the president of the university is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your
01:31watch.
01:33Sheldon, don't throw away my shirts because you think they're ugly.
01:36You're impossible.
01:38That's it.
01:39I don't.
01:39I don't have to put up with this.
01:40Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do.
01:44Aw.
01:45Here's what I think of your roommate agreement.
01:51You pick that up right now.
01:53No.
01:54Roommate agreement, section 27, paragraph 5.
01:56The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground.
02:01I don't care.
02:03I don't have to do anything you say because I don't think I want to live here anymore.
02:09Where are you going?
02:10I live with Penny and not you, you crazy bastard.
02:13Crazy bastard?
02:14Yes.
02:16Leonard, wait.
02:17What?
02:19Dobby the Elf dies in book seven.
02:25Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state.
02:29Then nearly 14 million years ago, expansion started way around.
02:33The earth began to cool.
02:34The autotrophs began to drool.
02:36Neanderthals developed tools.
02:37We built a wall.
02:38We built a pyramid.
02:39Snap, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
02:42The wall started with a big bang.
02:44Hey!
02:50There you go.
02:52Great.
02:52Come on in.
02:53What?
02:54You don't say thank you?
02:55It's my suitcase.
02:56I lent it to you two years ago.
02:59Well, then I should tell you I broke the wheel and the handle.
03:05So, is everyone from Bernadette's company going to Vegas?
03:08No, just me, her, and a couple of the bigwigs as part of a bonus she got.
03:13Cool.
03:13Did she discover a cure for something?
03:15Not exactly.
03:16They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the side effect of horrible
03:21anal leakage.
03:25Is there a good anal leakage?
03:30Anyway, it was Bernie's idea to rebrand this stuff as a cure for constipation.
03:35Way to make lemonade.
03:37You know, from around the corner where fudge is made.
03:43Hey, I got a favor to ask.
03:46Sure.
03:47My mom's been kind of an emotional wreck since that dentist she was dating dumped her.
03:52Dumped her?
03:53What, did he use a forklift?
03:58Sorry.
04:00There's nothing funny about morbid obesity.
04:03She's huge.
04:04It was funny.
04:06Anyway, I was just hoping that maybe you could check in on her tomorrow night and make sure
04:10she's doing okay.
04:12Dude, I'm a single man.
04:14Saturday night is my party night.
04:17Really?
04:18Wait, what do you got going on?
04:19I don't know.
04:20Maybe drive down to Hollywood, hit a few hotspots, see if I can get lucky.
04:25Tell me if this sounds familiar.
04:29You pay $15 to park.
04:31You stand on the sidewalk for an hour until you break down and give the bouncer 20 bucks
04:34to let you in.
04:35You push your way to the bar where you drink an $18 Cosmopolitan.
04:38Then you stare at a pretty girl and imagine your perfect life together, your children and
04:43grandchildren.
04:44Meanwhile, she leaves with a guy who claims he wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
04:49Then you give up on anyone never loving you.
04:51You go to Marie Callender's, buy a pie and eat it in your car in the parking lot.
04:58What time should I beat your mother's?
04:59I told her around seven.
05:03I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.
05:08Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple.
05:12Like Bert and Ernie.
05:15You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
05:19Well, I've had it.
05:20I am done.
05:21I can't.
05:21I can't live with him for one more minute.
05:23Wow.
05:24So where are you going to go?
05:25I was thinking here with you.
05:30Oh.
05:32Is that a problem?
05:34No.
05:34No, no, no.
05:35No, it's great.
05:36It's terrific.
05:37I just can't help feel bad about Sheldon.
05:40I mean, how's he going to get by without you?
05:43Ernie?
05:47He's got Amy now.
05:48Yeah, he does, but he's not the same.
05:50All right.
05:54Um, well, um, all right, you know how in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron didn't
05:59abandon Harry just because Harry started dating Ron's sister?
06:02Harry and Ginny get together.
06:09Sorry.
06:09Spoiler alert.
06:11My point is, as much as I want to live with you, I can't do it knowing how much Sheldon
06:15needs you.
06:16Please.
06:17The only thing he needs me for is to be his whipping boy, his stooge, his doormat.
06:22Well, you know what they say, if it ain't broke.
06:27Wow.
06:28It sounds to me like you don't want us to live together.
06:30No.
06:31No, no, I do.
06:32I do.
06:33It's just, it's a really big step.
06:36Is it?
06:37We're together all the time.
06:38Financially, it makes great sense.
06:39Can you think of one reason why we shouldn't do this?
06:43Well, um, I'm just a little thirsty.
06:53I got nothing.
06:56Great.
06:57I'll go get my stuff.
06:58Good.
07:04Okay.
07:04All right.
07:05Don't freak out.
07:05You can make this work.
07:07Oh, could you clear off a shelf for me in the bathroom?
07:09I take a lot of medicine.
07:13Oh, please let some of it be Xanax.
07:20Are you ready for dessert?
07:24No, thank you, Mrs. Wolowitz.
07:26As it is, I'm going to have to carry my stomach out of here like I'm a fireman rescuing an
07:30infant.
07:33Oh, please.
07:34You're a tall glass of brown water.
07:38Have dessert.
07:39Well, I really couldn't.
07:41But, uh, I've had a lovely time eating your brisket and hearing about the things you've had removed from your
07:46body over the years.
07:49Didn't know you could have a cyst inside another cyst.
07:52The doctor said they were like Russian nesting dolls.
07:57Well, if you have to go, how about I put a little doggie bag together for you?
08:02That would be lovely.
08:08Mrs. Wolowitz.
08:11Are you okay?
08:12Don't mind me.
08:14I just cry when I'm lonely and have nothing to live for.
08:23I, uh, I suppose I could stay for some dessert.
08:27Great.
08:28You like chocolate chip cheesecake?
08:30Sure.
08:30I'll make one.
08:35One vintage Mr. Mixleplick action figure.
08:39That's Leonard's.
08:41Children's toy.
08:43One Star Trek The Next Generation phaser.
08:47That's Leonard's.
08:49Children's toy.
08:51One Game of Thrones collector's edition long claw sword.
08:56Oh.
08:57Leonard and I bought that together.
08:59That's a bit of an ethical conundrum.
09:03Eh, I'll keep it.
09:05So, uh, what's your plan moving forward?
09:08I suppose I'll have to find and cultivate a new roommate.
09:11What a task that will be.
09:13Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?
09:18No.
09:18Oh, it took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule.
09:22No, he would just go whenever the mood struck him.
09:27Like a dog boy.
09:28Exactly.
09:30What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist and already familiar and comfortable with your ways?
09:36That would be ideal.
09:38If a person like that existed, I would sign on.
09:41No further questions asked.
09:43Great.
09:44Here I am.
09:51Wait.
09:52Here who is where?
09:56Me.
09:57Aren't I your perfect roommate?
10:00Um.
10:01Think about it, Sheldon.
10:02I'm not a stranger.
10:04We're intellectually compatible.
10:05I'm willing to chauffeur you around town.
10:07And your personality quirks, which others find abhorrent or rage-inducing, I find cute as a button.
10:14What do you think?
10:22Um.
10:24Tell me one reason why this isn't a fantastic idea.
10:27Um.
10:30See?
10:30You can't.
10:32I'm gonna go see if Leonard's room was big enough for my waterbed.
10:38Um.
10:42Good buddy, Leonard?
10:43Good buddy, Leonard?
10:45Good buddy, Leonard?
10:49What do you want?
10:50Hey, good buddy.
10:52So, uh, I was just talking to Amy, and she made me realize that this little dust-up between you
10:59and me is much ado about nothing.
11:01Is that so?
11:02Yes.
11:03All is forgiven, so come back home.
11:05I'll make you some soy hot chocolate, and then I'll tell you about our exciting new devil-may-care bathroom
11:11policy.
11:16Cut to the chase, Sheldon.
11:18Okay.
11:18Amy's decided she wants to move in with me, so I need you to come back home, you lovable scamp.
11:25That's a lot of product.
11:28Hey, what's going on?
11:29Oh, get this.
11:30Suddenly, Sheldon wants me back because Amy wants to move in with him.
11:33Really?
11:34Interesting.
11:36Well, too late, pal.
11:37I'm not going anywhere.
11:38Penny and I are very happy living together.
11:41Isn't that right?
11:42It's like the happiness won't ever leave the apartment.
11:46Leonard, please.
11:47You know Amy moving in marks a level of intimacy our relationship isn't ready for.
11:51Yes, that is a real thing.
11:54And it doesn't mean you don't care about each other.
11:56It just means things are moving at a pace you're not comfortable with, and that's fine.
12:00Well, if he doesn't want to live with her, then he should tell her how he feels.
12:03Maybe he doesn't know how to say it without hurting her feelings.
12:07Feelings?
12:07What am I, a hippie at a love-in?
12:09No.
12:10The problem is, she laid out a series of logical arguments that I couldn't refute.
12:14That is the worst, isn't it?
12:15Yes.
12:17I'm sorry, Sheldon.
12:18I can't help you.
12:19Oh, spoiler alert.
12:21This door's about to slam in your face.
12:24Oh, there you are.
12:26When do I get a key to our apartment?
12:31Um.
12:44Hello?
12:46Hey, how'd it go last night with my mom?
12:48Okay, I guess.
12:49What time did you leave?
12:50Uh, actually, I'm still here.
12:56What?
12:57You spent the night?
12:59Yeah.
13:01After dinner, we watched a rerun of Rockford Files, and then she opened a bottle of cream
13:07sherry, and the next thing I know, she was tucking me into your bed.
13:13You wore my pajamas?
13:15Mm-hmm.
13:16How do you sleep in these things?
13:18Silk pajamas on satin sheets?
13:20I slid out of the bed, like, three times.
13:25Rajesh, you up?
13:26You ready for breakfast?
13:28Oh, boy, breakfast.
13:31Okay, Raj, listen to me.
13:32You need to get out of there.
13:33But I have a cream sherry hangover, and I smell blintzes.
13:39If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there for the rest of your
13:43life.
13:43Oh, I wouldn't stop.
13:45Trust me, you're not Jewish.
13:46That's how they get you.
13:49You're being silly.
13:50I can leave whenever I want.
13:52Oh, really?
13:52Where are your clothes and your shoes?
13:54They're on the chair, right over...
13:58Oy vey.
14:06Hello, homewrecker.
14:10What did I do?
14:11You gave Leonard somewhere to go.
14:14Thanks to you, Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels.
14:17Like, I'd ever dry myself with something that has a possessive pronoun on it.
14:23Okay, listen.
14:25The truth is, I don't want him living with me.
14:27Great.
14:28Kick him out.
14:29Break his heart.
14:29Everybody wins.
14:31Oh, I don't want to break his heart.
14:33I love him.
14:34This is just happening too fast.
14:35You think this is fast?
14:36It's just a matter of time before I see Amy's legs stubble in my shower.
14:41Man, I've seen those legs.
14:42You might want to get some Drano.
14:45Hold on.
14:47If you don't want to live with Leonard, why don't you just tell him?
14:50Well, you know how he is.
14:51He's sensitive and emotional.
14:53That's because he drinks too much soy milk.
14:57Well, I don't know what else we can do but tell them the truth.
14:59I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high-pitched wails of despair.
15:07Yeah.
15:08And who knows how Amy will react.
15:14Here's some rice.
15:16Oh, thanks.
15:17What were we thinking?
15:19We should have just done it the regular way.
15:23Chinese acrobats in Cirque du Soleil made it look so easy.
15:29Honestly, if I could bend that far, what would I need with you?
15:35If I could bend that far, you'd be doing us both a favor.
15:46Hey, Raj.
15:47What's up?
15:47You were right.
15:48I can't get out of here.
15:51You're still at my mother's?
15:53I'm trapped.
15:54My clothes have been in the laundry all day, and she hid my keys.
15:57I think they might be in her bra because she jingles when she walks.
16:02What do I do?
16:03Hey, you wanted a woman in your life.
16:05Now you got one.
16:07Come on, Howard.
16:08Help me.
16:09Rajesh.
16:10Dr. Law.
16:11I ran you a bath.
16:13Oh, my God.
16:15She's not going to bathe me, is she?
16:21Gee, I wish I could tell you no.
16:28All right, well, thanks again for helping me out.
16:30What the hell, Howard?
16:32Should we go back and rescue him?
16:34It's too late.
16:35We'll see him at his bar mitzvah.
16:39Here you go.
16:41I picked up the Chinese food just the way Leonard used to.
16:44Is it Kung Pao chicken?
16:45Yes.
16:46Brown rice, not white rice?
16:47Yes.
16:48Spicy mustard from the Korean deli?
16:49Yes.
16:50I did good, right?
16:51Yes.
16:56Amy, are you worried that us living together will take the mystery out of our relationship?
17:02No.
17:03Yeah, why would you?
17:04Oh, and check this out.
17:06I took the liberty of scripting a new outgoing voicemail message for both of us.
17:15Hello, this is Sheldon.
17:17And this is Amy.
17:18We're not home right now.
17:20Because we out-dropping science, son.
17:28Leave a message.
17:32Beep.
17:36You can't live here.
17:40What?
17:41Why?
17:41Is it the message?
17:42I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.
17:48It's not the message.
17:49Well, what is it, then?
17:51I did everything just the way you like it.
17:53You did.
17:54Then what the hell, Sheldon?
17:58We have been going out for over two years, and I have been nothing but patient with you.
18:02I watch your dopey space movies.
18:05I signed your ridiculous contracts.
18:06I even stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look too slippery.
18:12I am the best girlfriend you're ever going to have.
18:15You give me one good reason why I can't live here.
18:19It's Penny's fault.
18:22What?
18:23She doesn't want to live with Leonard, so he has to come live here again.
18:25She's the snake in our garden.
18:29She's the reason we can't be happy.
18:34Hey, Ames.
18:35Yeah, hey, Ames.
18:35Nothing.
18:36I was all set to move in with Sheldon, and now I hear I can't because you don't want to
18:39live with Leonard.
18:40What?
18:44Sheldon, what did you say?
18:45I said the truth.
18:47You don't want to live with Leonard, and you know it.
18:49Since when don't you want to live with me?
18:50Oh, don't get all huffy.
18:51You're the one who decided to move in without even asking me if I was ready.
18:54I think we should talk about that.
18:57And since you love the truth so much, why don't you tell Amy you don't want to live with her
19:01instead of blaming it on me?
19:02I thought we were talking about the other thing.
19:06You're a coward.
19:07Well, the evidence does support that.
19:12Come on, Amy.
19:13Let's go drink wine and talk about what jerks our boyfriends are.
19:17You know what would show them?
19:18I should move in here with you.
19:35Do you want to catch up on some Walking Dead?
19:40Okay.
19:43Have you seen the one where Laurie dies?
19:50No.
19:53Or maybe she doesn't.
19:55Let's find out.
20:08Where are you going?
20:10Where are you going?
20:23We'll see you in the episode.
20:24We'll see you in the episode.
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