00:05So, couldn't help but notice, none of you RSVP'd to my murder mystery dinner party.
00:10Oh, yeah. You were meaning to do that.
00:13No, you weren't, because it was a week ago and nobody came.
00:18So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Kutrapali in the back with the weapon of indifference,
00:22it was all of you.
00:25I don't think that qualifies as a mystery. We all knew what we were doing.
00:30We're sorry, Rejah.
00:32Maybe we can do it next week.
00:33Oh, well, we're not that sorry.
00:36Don't worry, I can take a hint. No more murder mystery parties.
00:41Because I've got something even better planned.
00:44Just hear me out. I'm going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at MIT.
00:50Oh, I loved those. I did them every year there.
00:53We did them at Princeton, too.
00:55Oh, that's cute, like it's a real college.
00:58It's amusing.
01:00I was going to say that about MIT, but it works for Princeton, too.
01:05Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough.
01:07I always got stuck on the first challenge, trying to find someone to be on a team with me.
01:12I guess that story's more sad than funny.
01:17I love scavenger hunts. My friends and I had them all the time.
01:20Oh, these are a little different. There's a tradition at elite universities.
01:24And Princeton.
01:27A tradition of hunts full of puzzles that rely on logic, obscure knowledge, science.
01:32Oh. In ours, we would just run around town looking for a store that would sell us beer.
01:38So, uh, who's in?
01:40I think it sounds fun.
01:41Yeah, me too.
01:42All right, let's do it.
01:44I'm sorry, are we really doing this?
01:46Or are we tricking Kutrupali again like with the dinner party?
01:50Our whole universe was in a hot tent state that nearly 14 million years ago, expansion started way back.
01:58The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, the androids, all's developed tools, we built the wall.
02:03We built the pyramids, math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
02:07That all started with a big bang.
02:09Hey!
02:16What's all this?
02:17Oh, everything I could possibly need to win the scavenger hunt.
02:22You really think he's going to send us to a bowling alley?
02:25Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are?
02:29I might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams.
02:37Okay, everybody.
02:39Who's ready for a...
02:41Ooh!
02:43Scavenger!
02:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:03Somewhere in the city of Pasadena, I've hidden a golden coin.
03:09Coin, coin, coin.
03:12You will be faced with a total of ten puzzles.
03:16Puzzles.
03:17Puzzles.
03:17Puzzles.
03:20Each puzzle...
03:23Each...
03:23Each puzzle will lead you to the location of the next.
03:29The last of which will lead you to the coin.
03:32Coin, coin.
03:34the first team that finds it
03:40he is a born showman
03:45any questions
03:49yes to be fair do people who went to princeton get a head start
03:53it's not funny no it actually is if you get the joke
03:57it's based on the premise that princeton isn't a very good school
04:01ha ha oh see now he gets it
04:06okay guys go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two
04:09should we just do couples couple sounds great or
04:12we could mix things up maybe pick names out of a hat whatever
04:16whoa whoa whoa
04:19why don't you just admit you don't want to be on a team with me
04:22i just said couples sound great yeah you don't think i'm smart enough
04:26you think i'm gonna be a liability even though i totally just used the word
04:30liability correctly in a sentence
04:36no let's let's do couples i want to
04:38no no no let's mix things up i choose sheldon we're gonna kick your ass
04:45really the only time i've ever picked first for a team and i'm stuck with the liability
04:51stop that penny's not a liability thank you do you want to be on my team
04:55maybe we pick names out of a hat
05:00hurry up and close the door so they can't hear us
05:08would you stop pouting so you picked my name get over it
05:12yes and do you know what the odds are i'd pick your name
05:16no it's not hard one in five now you know why i'm pouting
05:23all right team get ready to open your first puzzle
05:27go
05:30do you see what i did
05:31the first puzzle is a puzzle oh my god how adorable is that
05:38i wish i had a friend like me
05:42what are you doing you have to start with the edges
05:44there's no right way sheldon i already found a few pieces that fit
05:47yeah well take them apart and start with the edges
05:52and stop wasting time
05:55wow you're really good at puzzles
05:58i did them all the time as a kid as my mom used to say
06:01when you're doing a puzzle it's like having a thousand friends
06:07she was full of fun lies like that
06:10makes you feel any better my mom's just full of pound cake
06:14sorry you got stuck with me i bet you wanted to be with bernadette
06:18have you ever played a game with bernadette
06:20no
06:21have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine
06:26faster faster faster do you not know that word it means more fast
06:31stop yelling at me
06:32hey you'll know what i'm yelling at you
06:37oh it's the comic book store
06:38all right come on that's where we have to go
06:39but we haven't finished the puzzle
06:42but it doesn't matter we know the answer
06:45do you think you know the answer
06:47but it could be a trick
06:49what if when the puzzle's complete
06:51there's a sign in the window that says go to the train store
06:55okay it's not gonna say that
06:57well i hope you're wrong
06:58i really want to go to the train store
07:02it's a comic book store let's go
07:05come on numbnuts it's a comic book store
07:14it's the comic book store
07:17it's the comic book store
07:37do you think penny's mad at me
07:38because you're in the right lane behind a bus and won't go around it i'm sure she finds it charming
07:45no because i didn't want her on my team
07:47i'm starting to think she dodged a bullet
07:49slowest bullet in the world
07:53i'd never realized you were so competitive
07:57yeah i know it's probably because i grew up with five brothers and sisters
08:01so i had to fight for every oh my god you do not just slow down for a bird
08:04you know they fly right
08:11i think this is the first time we've ever actually been alone together
08:16oh i guess you're right
08:17i wonder why that is
08:20well off the top of my head i'd say we don't have a lot in common except for the people
08:23we're involved with
08:25plus when we first met penny warned me never to get into a car alone with you
08:31yeah
08:34you know i bet you and i have more in common than we think
08:38such as
08:39i don't know
08:41tell me some things you like
08:42uh let's see i like harps
08:45little house on the prairie
08:46medieval poetry
08:48medieval literature
08:49hey how about some music
08:52great
08:53sheldon never lets me listen to music in the car
08:55he doesn't want to be mistaken for a gang member
08:59find something you like
09:01beatles
09:02boring
09:03eminem
09:04scary
09:05weird al how old are you
09:09neil diamond
09:11yeah
09:11i love neil diamond
09:13i love neil diamond
09:35uh hey thanks for letting me use the comic book store as part of the scavenger hunt
09:38oh my pleasure always happy to help out with fun things that i wasn't invited to be a part of
09:45oh congratulations you're the first team to arrive
09:48yes it's not a ruse to make fun of me it's a real game and i'm winning it
09:55your next puzzle is a riddle and who better to give it to you than the riddler
10:08how am i faster than you i'm in heels and i stopped to take a phone call
10:13i have asthma
10:15back off
10:18riddle me this
10:19arrah arrah and gather round the work of this hero is legion bound he multiplies n by the number of
10:27he
10:27and in this room the thing you'll see
10:31good riddle huh
10:32yeah
10:32so when you guys plan fun activities does my name even
10:36come up or
10:39i invited you to my modern mystery party
10:42no you didn't
10:45oh
10:48oh we're the last ones here hurry up
10:50it is a marathon not a sprint
10:52people run in a marathon
10:54not with a bowling ball on their back
10:57hey penny i just wanted to say good luck and i hope there's no hard feelings
11:00hey romeo repair your relationship on your own time
11:05relax it's a hard puzzle it's gonna take a while to solve
11:08riddle me this
11:09got it
11:11hey princeton look at that team community college night school is in the league
11:17i thought we were the lightning sharks
11:21hey you know what this could mean
11:24oh oh that's good then this would be
11:28that's it
11:29to the neilmobile
11:32i knew it we're gonna lose
11:34wait i got it i got it
11:36congratulations you got it last
11:44you're really mean you know that
11:54so no one's gonna buy anything
11:59aha
12:04to continue on your quest leave no stone unturned
12:08the next clue must be hidden under one of these rocks
12:10okay
12:12shellyn i've got to ask how did you figure out that it was the geology lab
12:16oh simple yeah the ara ara in the riddle meant jan ara a member of the legion of superheroes known
12:22as element lad
12:23and then the word he it wasn't the masculine pronoun but rather h e the abbreviation for helium
12:29see where i'm going with this
12:33yes
12:35nice try
12:36now element lad's ability is the power to transmute chemical elements
12:41helium has an atomic number of two
12:43if you multiply that by the atomic number of n
12:46nitrogen
12:47you get 14
12:48which is the atomic number of
12:54i'm just funning you
12:55silicon
12:55and that is the most common element in the earth's surface
12:58so that narrowed it down to the geology lab
13:01or the chemistry lab
13:03wow
13:03i can drink a beer under water
13:07and i'm sure your parents are proud
13:09now finally
13:11the line in this room the thing you'll see
13:14was an obvious reference to fantastic four member the thing
13:17who's made entirely of
13:20i have to be a remote
13:25those are map coordinates
13:28got him let's go
13:30wait do you just want to know how i figured it out
13:33no one likes a know it all penny
13:59Um, I'm okay with you driving my car.
14:02I'm not okay with you flying my car.
14:05Don't sweat it.
14:06My dad's a cop.
14:06He can fix things.
14:09Uh-huh.
14:09Like death?
14:12Your kid may be an honors student, but you're a neuron!
14:18Penny's not answering my texts.
14:20Who cares?
14:20Breakfast on the game.
14:21The stupid game is why she's mad in the first place.
14:24I'm telling her I'm quitting.
14:25No!
14:26Quitting would be the worst thing for your relationship.
14:29Why?
14:30Because it would make you seem like something she already thinks you are.
14:33What does she think I am?
14:35How do I put this?
14:37She's been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part.
14:44Or a cat.
14:48Or a willow.
14:53I can't believe she would say that about me.
14:55If you're gonna cry about it, there's tissues in my purse.
14:58Unless you've got some in yours.
15:01Big willow.
15:04They're coming to America.
15:08They're coming to America.
15:11Today!
15:15Today!
15:18Today!
15:22Today!
15:24Today!
15:24Today!
15:25Today!
15:27Okay.
15:29Another 30 feet.
15:31Okay.
15:32It's a bowling alley.
15:36Yes!
15:38My brain is better then everybody!
15:41Bodies!
15:47Love on the rocks
15:49Ain't nobody's surprised
15:51Just pour me a drink
15:54And I'll take you some lies
15:59Called me a lady part, we'll see about that
16:05Can you reach the clue?
16:07Almost
16:07Hurry, Sheldon and Penny were right behind us in the bowling alley
16:12Got it
16:12Great, climb back up
16:17Come on!
16:20Yeah, Penny might be on to something
16:25To the planetarium
16:27Let's go
16:28To the tar pits
16:29Let's go
16:30There's a Neil Diamond concert next month
16:32Let's go
16:36Three bags, no one's open them
16:38We're the first ones here
16:41It's dirty laundry, you're up
16:43Why me?
16:44Because you've been training for this your whole life
16:46You live in a pile of dirty laundry
16:51They're here first
16:52This is because you made me slow down for that blind guy
16:55Okay, the clue must be in the bag
16:57The clue must be in the bag
16:59It's just a bunch of pants
17:00It's just a bunch of pants
17:02You know, I'm surprised you want to copy my answers
17:04Since I'm not even smart enough to be on your team
17:06Why would you want to be on someone's team
17:09Who you like to call a...
17:10I can't even say it
17:11In front of Sheldon
17:13What are you talking about?
17:14You know exactly what I'm talking about
17:16Well, she doesn't
17:17I just made that up
17:20Why would you do that?
17:21Because you're about to quit
17:22Like a big Sheldon cover your ears
17:24Yeah
17:25I'm not a child
17:27I know the word ninny
17:29Kelly, you should have quit
17:30Because I'm still going to beat your ass
17:32Wish I had a man like her on my team
17:35Hey, I am every bit as much of a man as Penny
17:38Now let's do this
17:41Wait, it's not all pants
17:42There's one shirt
17:43Oh
17:44Hey, that's my shirt
17:46This one is too
17:47No, no, that's not mine
17:48That has a big spot on it
17:49Well, wait, so does this one
17:51Maybe the spot's a clue
17:58Sheldon spot
17:59The clue is in your spot
18:01Oh, that's clever
18:04Hooray!
18:05Be there in a minute
18:06I just have to pre-soak these
18:14Stop her, Leonard!
18:16Stop her!
18:24Where the hell's the coin?
18:25Wasn't the answer Sheldon spot?
18:27Oh, yes, Leonard
18:30Yes, it was
18:32Wait, where's the coin?
18:34Yes, exactly
18:36Where is the coin?
18:39Why don't you look in your pockets?
18:45I slipped them in there earlier today
18:49I don't get it
18:52Don't you see?
18:53When we're all having fun together
18:55We're already winners
18:56Oh, look
18:58See?
18:59Even I'm a winner
19:03Are you kidding me?
19:07That's the stupidest thing
19:08I've ever heard
19:10You suck
19:12So hot
19:15Michael, come on
19:17I didn't want anyone to feel bad
19:19At the end of the game
19:20And some of those puzzles
19:22And some of those puzzles
19:22Were really hard
19:22And I didn't know
19:23Who was going to get Penny
19:30Run
19:33Okay, okay, that came out wrong
19:34But you have to admit
19:36You are at a wonderful time
19:39Run to India
19:42I just wanted to do something beautiful
19:49Hey, look
19:50I won
19:59She got her way to movement
20:02She got the way to movement
20:16She got the way to movement
20:47Ha!
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