00:20No, stop. You're pure evil. Why are you coloring my arms?
00:30Ugh, you need a bath. And a shower. And to get the heck out of my shack. What are you,
00:35anyway?
00:39Actually, it's a Wittybit. An extremely rare and majestic species.
00:44It doesn't seem so majestic to me.
00:48Is that slobber? That means she has chosen your shack for her nesting ritual. Now get out and don't return
00:54until she's finished.
00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're doing?
00:57I represent the Endangered Species Coalition. They made me chairman because they wanted to hold meetings at the library.
01:04Really? Working that clout, huh?
01:07Mr. The Hedgehog, as vice chairman of the ESC, I need you to vacate the domicile until this creature finds
01:13its true soulmate and completes the courtship ritual.
01:17Ugh!
01:19It's been too long since we've had a slumber party.
01:22Huh?
01:29Ooh, Sidekick Magazine. I wonder who's number two this month.
01:32I wonder who's number two this month.
01:35I wonder who's number two this month.
01:38I wonder who's number two this month.
01:45I wonder who's number two this month.
01:46I wonder who's number two this month.
01:47I wonder who's number two this month.
01:50I wonder who's number two this month.
01:51I wonder who's number two this month.
01:51I wonder who's number two this month.
01:51I wonder who's number two this month.
01:51I wonder who's number two this month.
01:52I wonder who's number two this month.
01:52I wonder who's number two this month.
01:53I wonder who's number two this month.
01:57I wonder who's number two this month.
02:20So, how are things at the Man Cave?
02:22You two must be having a blast.
02:24Heck yeah.
02:24I love destroying Tails in mutant wrestling every night.
02:27Ain't that right, buddy?
02:28Yeah.
02:30Order off or...
02:32Sonic?
02:33Uh, I think you mean Sonic.
02:35No, it says Sonic right here.
02:37This may take a minute.
02:39I can't take it anymore.
02:40You guys gotta help me.
02:42He's my best friend, but living with him's a nightmare.
02:45Any idea how much longer the Wittabit is going to be at Sonic's shack?
02:48Could be months.
02:49You can't hurry, love.
02:51But maybe you can push it along.
02:54Just a few tweaks and the Wittabit call will be up and running.
03:04Sounds like Eggman after Meh Burger's all-you-can-eat promotion.
03:19They don't seem to be hitting it off.
03:26I bet we can get these two together.
03:27We just need to set the right mood.
03:39Good evening, lovebirds.
03:41Our special tonight is an herb-crusted tilapia with mango chutney glaze who finished off with
03:46the generous helping of gas station nacho cheese.
04:04They're so ugly they deserve to be extinct.
04:06And those Wittabits are pretty ugly, too.
04:09Sonic and his dingus friends won't know what hit them when I put my diabolical plan in motion.
04:15If you had just used scented candles like I said...
04:18They were scented.
04:19The package said fresh air.
04:21That's not a scent.
04:23What are you, some kind of rude, Sonic?
04:24Don't blame the candles.
04:26We should be talking about the real issue, your substandard violin playing.
04:29Keep it down.
04:30You're upsetting this rare, delicate creature.
04:33Now let's give him a good shove.
04:37Oh, are you happy now, Tails?
04:39We just lost our bachelor.
04:40How can I be happy?
04:42Until we get rid of that thing, I'm stuck with you trashing my place and watching the real
04:46housewives of Gogoba Village.
04:47Oh, oh, you think living with you is a picnic?
04:49Ever look up neat freak in the dictionary?
04:51Because if you did, you'd find a series of words that describe what a neat freak is, which
04:56also describe you.
04:58Come quick.
04:59Eggman's going ballistic.
05:11You'll never stop my new improved ball bots.
05:14They're virtually indestructible.
05:22I did say virtually.
05:24All right.
05:25An Eggman fight.
05:26I've been looking to get out some aggression.
05:35Foreign beast on the field.
05:37Don't worry.
05:38I got this.
05:40By decree of the Endangered Species Coalition, this is now a protected area.
05:45You'll need to move your little battle elsewhere.
05:48Get bit, Beaver.
05:49I don't have to take orders from you.
05:51Look, it's an endangered species.
05:53Let's just move over here and be out of its way.
05:58Well, I'm staying right here.
06:00Well, I'll be battling over here.
06:02Well, I'm staying right here.
06:09Fine.
06:12Ready to be decimated, Sonic?
06:18Why are we even protecting this thing?
06:20It clearly wants to be destroyed.
06:22It keeps wandering in front of lasers.
06:24The ESC now declares this a protected area.
06:27This is what happens when bureaucracy gets involved.
06:30It hurts small villainy.
06:31If I never see a Wittabit again, it'll be too soon.
06:41Looks like my attraction call might have worked too well.
06:47Everyone, please remain calm.
06:49Your screams of terror are upsetting these serenely majestic creatures.
07:04I don't know.
07:15I don't know.
07:18Whoa!
07:22Whoa!
07:33Whoa!
07:42I thought you two said these things were endangered.
07:46Actually, if there are more than fifty, they can be legally relocated to a new area,
07:50such as a farm, glue factory, or a nature preserve.
07:53And Sonic could move back into his shack!
07:58Aw, crud. Including the female, I can only count forty-nine.
08:02Don't feel bad, Sonic. That's higher than I can count.
08:05There's gotta be another Whittabit somewhere out there, but how do we find it?
08:09These things got a pretty pungent musk.
08:12Look, my expert Schnazzola should be able to track one down.
08:21Oof! Something rank up ahead.
08:23Either we're getting closer to a Whittabit, or we're passing Golgaba Village.
08:30We gotta find a fiftieth Whittabit. I can't keep living with Tails.
08:33Every day he writes a list of chores to do on his chore board.
08:36Thankfully he's never assigned any to me, but still, it's an eyesore.
08:39Sonic's driving me bonkers. The guy can't even tell the difference between a stationary laser reflector and a multi-faceted
08:45laser refractor.
08:47Yeah, words.
08:52Sweet, merciful landfills. What is that awful smell?
08:55It's number fifty.
09:01Go ahead, Tails. Go get him.
09:02I prefer my lunch to stay in my stomach, thank you very much.
09:06Well, how else is he going to get back to my shack?
09:08Figure it out yourself. I'm done doing your dirty work.
09:10What do you say we let these two sort this out?
09:13You'll have to speak up! My nose is pinched!
09:22You know, you're being a real donut hole, Tails!
09:24You're the donut hole, donut hole!
09:34I guess we're both kind of donut holes, aren't we?
09:37Maybe best friends don't have to be best roommates.
09:39Maybe not. Put her there.
09:43Kay, too long. Getting weird.
09:46So, let's move this beast.
09:48Shame we don't have your Wittabit call handy.
09:49That's it! I could load up the call sound to my communicator.
10:07Move it or lose it, people!
10:14Run!
10:14Run!
10:21Run!
10:26Run!
10:29Run!
10:32Run!
10:43This is you!
10:44You did it! True love conquers all, right, Sonic?
10:47Yeah, sure, whatever. And now that there's 50 of them, I can have my shack back and we can haul
10:52these guys off to a nature preserve.
10:54And we'll get right on that, as soon as those two lovebirds finish their courting ritual.
10:58How long will that take?
10:59About a week.
11:02Looks like you two are still roommates!
11:04I think you mean you three. I've been living under your porch.
11:09You can't live under my porch!
11:10I'll take that as an invitation to move into the house with you and Sonic.
11:13I know a couple of possums will be sorry to see me go, but it's worth it.
11:17Let's go home, roomies!
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