00:21Looks like our killer had the necessary koala-fications.
00:28Wombat's my favorite character on Marsupial Crime Unit.
00:30I'm sure his digestion's slow and so are his reflexes, but he always gets his man.
00:34Guess what, gang? Medburger now delivers!
00:37You get your order in 30 minutes or less, or it's free! So come on down!
00:43Why would they come on down if we're delivering?
00:45I'd like to place an order. Four Medburgers to Amy Rose's house. See ya in 30 minutes or less!
00:58Come on, yield! Say, Uncle!
01:06Hey, come on!
01:12Whoa!
01:18For Medburgers, piping cold.
01:23You're three hours late. Well, at least the food's free.
01:26Here's a comment card. I'd appreciate a positive review, so please don't fill it out honestly.
01:33It says on the back that there's a focus group tomorrow to review Medburger's delivery service.
01:37Finally! A chance to make our voices heard by cutting down something that other people worked really hard on!
01:43On a scale from remarkable to exemplary, how would you rate Medburger's delivery service?
01:50It's a joke! I could do it in three minutes or less!
01:53Three minutes?! If you can do it in three minutes, you just got yourself a job!
01:58You couldn't pay me to work here!
02:00We're not going to pay you! You think just because we're a global corporation that our employees deserve to make
02:06a living wage?
02:07But I can compensate you in a chili dog for every successful delivery!
02:13You got yourself a deal!
02:16Sucker.
02:18There you go! One man uniform!
02:21I'll wear it with pride!
02:23Why would you do that?
02:25Your first order. And fair warning, our customers are notorious cheapskates so don't expect any tips.
02:33That was easy. And I got a big tip!
02:41Good googly-moogly, it never stops.
02:49Oh, that was fast. I didn't even have time to get my billfold. Hold on.
02:55Now, where is that thing? On my shiffer robe? No.
02:59No? In my portmanteau? No. It must be next to the Victrola.
03:06Here it is. Turns out it was in my hand the whole time.
03:11Next up, a men meal for two. For Amy Rose?
03:21Hey, Amy. Got the food for you and Mike the Ox, Leroy the Turtle, Lady Goat.
03:27I mean, not that I care who you have lunch with. I mean, it's not like you and I.
03:31It's for you, Sonic. I thought you'd like a break from work.
03:35Okay, sure. But I only have a minute.
03:40Well, this has been fun. Gotta go. Bye.
03:56Lunch is on me. I got six chili dogs coming my way.
04:01Hey, those are non-transferable.
04:04Now looks like I have to eat these on my own. Sorry, not sorry.
04:08This job is awesome. I can't foresee anything going wrong.
04:12Hedgehog Abby's about to start. Where are my cucumber sandwiches?
04:21Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
04:23I know who you are. Lousy TV thinks I don't even know my own mortal enemy.
04:27Met Burger now delivers, and we guarantee three minutes or less, or your order is free!
04:35I don't want this slop anymore. I want a Met Burger, delivered by Sonic the Hedgehog.
04:41And wouldn't it be just glorious if he was late and I got it for free?
04:50Well, well. Sonic the Hedgehog, delivering food to me.
04:58It appears the extra pickles I ordered are nowhere to be found.
05:02Looks like you're gonna have to run all the way-
05:04Oh.
05:05Uh, and I wanted mayo too!
05:10And what's this? No ketchup for my fries?
05:14The clock's still ticking until I get my full order!
05:19May I assist you further, sir?
05:21Hmm.
05:37Hey Dave, there's no 154 on Rabbit Road. Just 152 and 156.
05:42It must be a prank order.
05:43Teeheeheehee.
05:52I have devised a complicated plan of attack that will create chaos beyond the scope of anything Sonic could ever
05:58handle.
05:59They will write poems and sing songs of how I triumphed over that blue bumpkin.
06:06Huzzah!
06:07So, what is this complicated plan of chaos?
06:12I'm going to attack him when he leaves Met Burger and make him late for his deliveries!
06:19It's more complicated than it sounds. You'll see!
06:23Three deliveries on three different parts of the island in three minutes?
06:28That's impossible!
06:30Not even you can pull this off.
06:32I have this totally under control.
06:50Don't worry, Sonic. We'll fight this enemy attack.
06:54You do the noble thing and deliver that greasy food to people who don't feel like leaving their homes!
07:01All right!
07:19Here's your order of piping hot. That'll be 12 bucks.
07:22Oh, Sonic. So good of you to bring this bountiful feast that we didn't order, but you still expect us
07:28to pay for.
07:29It won't be enough to feed everyone, but I guess the children don't need to eat tonight.
07:34Oh.
07:42Sliders for everyone!
07:43You can't expect us to pay full price for such skimpy burgers.
07:48Well, how about a coupon for 10% off?
07:50Oh, thank you. Now my wife can afford that surgery.
08:02Really, Egghead? Taking prisoners now?
08:04Well, it won't work.
08:05I'm still going to make my deliveries in three minutes or less.
08:08Actually, it should be three minutes or fewer.
08:17This always happens right after I get it washed.
08:31Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm ahead of schedule on my deliveries.
08:39Who is it?
08:40It's Sonic with your delivery.
08:43Sonic's not here!
08:44No, man. I'm Sonic.
08:49Who is it?
08:50It's me, Sonic. Open the door. I have your delivery.
08:53Sonic?
08:54Yeah, Sonic! Open up!
08:56Sonic's not here, man.
09:01Ha ha! Ha ha!
09:09Last one.
09:10This shouldn't be so bad.
09:17One minute before you miss your deadline, Sonic!
09:20You can't defeat all these robots and penetrate my lair's defenses before time is up?
09:24Then my food will be free and you have failed!
09:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:30A minute.
09:30Who?
09:31Too much time if you ask me. I may take a nap first.
10:00There's gotta be another way in.
10:11This is it. I'm going to do it.
10:14I'm going to beat Sonic the Hedgehog.
10:16How glorious day!
10:19One second to spare.
10:24No!
10:25But how?
10:27I followed these two down the secret tunnel.
10:29Well, regular tunnel now.
10:30You took the secret tunnel?
10:32There was a battle outside. There was no other way in.
10:35That was the point!
10:37That'll be 15 smackers!
10:41Plus tip, of course.
10:49In appreciation of the phenomenal job you've done,
10:52I'd like to present you with a ten chili dog bonus.
11:02Oh, this agreement is not agreeing with me.
11:05I quit.
11:07Oh, finally.
11:08All those satisfied customers were weirding me out.
11:13Hey, burger lovers.
11:14Comedy Chimp here.
11:15And I can't wait to tell you all about MedBurger's newest delivery policy.
11:19Eh, you get it when you get it.
11:21They gave me a lot of money.
11:32Seven...у..
11:37I know...
11:38game. Yeah. I'll be the one.
11:40For more information visit www.fema.org
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