00:28The End
00:39Hey, Tails, how's Operation make a big robot mess coming along?
00:43I'm proud as well as Operation come up with better names for operations.
00:47I can't get the unbolterizer to fire!
01:07I'd love to stay and help clean up, but we weren't the ones who tried to lure you into a
01:11trap.
01:19Look at all this trash! Those dunderheads were supposed to haul it off three weeks ago!
01:24Sir, rather than taking us all out in a blaze of glory, might I suggest you contact the requisite government
01:30entities?
01:36My trash should have been collected three weeks ago!
01:41Mm-hmm. You're in luck. This is an election year! I'll take care of it immediately!
01:49Eggman 1.
01:51Trash 0.
01:55Would you care to pay the fee now or by mail?
01:59Let me see that.
02:01This is highway robbery!
02:03Now I regret buying the kazoo.
02:05You're charging me for trash collection?
02:07I thought the government was supposed to do things for free!
02:10That's why everyone else pays taxes!
02:12The amount of garbage you had this month was way above the limit, so you have to pay a one
02:16-time fee.
02:17If you don't, I'll foreclose on your evil lair!
02:20There's got to be money around here somewhere.
02:22Maybe I could get a few bucks for my particle accelerator!
02:25Ah, but I can never part with that! I made it at summer camp!
02:28Might I suggest selling your doomsday device?
02:30You haven't used it since the beginning of season one!
02:33No, I need to come up with a well-thought-out, common-sense plan to raise the money I need!
02:37I know! I'll turn my evil lair into a resort hotel!
02:41And how are you going to find people who want to vacation in an evil lair?
02:45Hurry, hurry, hurry!
02:47Step right up to see exotic birds designed to lure you into a sales pitch!
02:53Q-Bot, you're not supposed to tell them that!
02:55Oh, right. I forgot.
02:57Attention, everyone! There are no birds!
03:01All right, what's Eggman's angle?
03:03He's turned his lair into a resort hotel to pay a small, one-time garbage collection fee.
03:09Sounds like the writers are just phoning it in, but just in case, we better go check it out.
03:16Ah, morning, Admiral.
03:17Morning, Doctor. Has today's paper arrived? I'm keen to read the cricket scores.
03:22Smashing!
03:24Ah, apparently some Eggman fellow was going to open a hotel.
03:27I'm Eggman, and this is the hotel!
03:29Oh, jolly good. When does it open?
03:31It is open. You're standing in it!
03:33My word! I'd better scrub my shoe!
03:36Party's over, Egghead. We're here to figure out your angle.
03:39There's no angle. I'm just trying to run a hotel!
03:40A hotel? My word! When does it open?
03:44It is open.
03:45Then I guess you won't mind if we check in.
03:47I suppose not.
03:48That's not the right attitude.
03:50You should have a cheerful rapport with your clientele.
03:52And logo pens.
03:57No sign of evildoing. Maybe Eggman was telling the truth.
04:01One way to find out.
04:02Oh, Egghead!
04:04Hmm?
04:05Bring me a Kaluki-Juki.
04:10Where's the umbrella? And pineapple wedge?
04:13Ugh.
04:16And I need like ten of those free notepads.
04:18I'm making a 3D paper model of a train.
04:20That's not what those are for!
04:22Excuse me, boy.
04:24I'm going to need three more towels.
04:27You're already using too many.
04:28You should be more accommodating to the needs of your guests
04:31if you want people to come back.
04:32I don't want any of you to come back!
04:34I almost have what I need to pay the mayor's extortion,
04:36and when I do, I'm kicking all of you out!
04:39My pillows are gone.
04:40What do you mean they're gone?
04:45They'll never find me in here.
04:47And it's nice and spacious.
04:49I could open a pillow hotel for the Purple Pillow people.
04:57All right, I have your money, you government goober.
05:00And it wasn't even hard!
05:01I just turned my lair into a hotel!
05:03You do know you need a permit to do that.
05:05Yeah, well, what are you going to do, right?
05:07What's done is done. Life goes on.
05:10Would you care to pay for the permit and fines now, or by mail?
05:21I'm staying here for a week, but I fear commitment.
05:23Can I have a different room every night?
05:25A different room every night?
05:27Are you out of your mind?
05:28Get out of my hotel!
05:31If you want to raise the money, you have to be nice to the guests.
05:34I'll be nice to you!
05:37Oh, wait, fine. I'll do it your way.
05:40My television remote is filthy.
05:43Maybe you're what's filthy!
05:45Get out of my hotel!
05:47Much better, sir.
05:49Evening, Doctor. Busy night.
05:51I'm working my tookers off, and I still don't have enough to pay the mayor.
05:54Don't worry, old chap. You'll get it.
05:56As surely as my face is capable of expressing complex emotions.
06:03Boss! I just heard some big news!
06:07Did you hear the big news?
06:09The new hotel is about to get secretly reviewed by a secret reviewer who writes secret reviews for Secret Review
06:15Magazine!
06:15Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
06:18It's really important business number words, Mr. Name Person.
06:23I seriously doubt that's how the conversation went,
06:26but I've got to identify and impress that secret reviewer
06:29so I can make this place profitable and then shut it down.
06:36That could be him!
06:37Quick, you doorknobs! Look dignified!
06:39Welcome to Eggman Towers!
06:42Hey! I was next in line!
06:44You're unimportant.
06:45But I just need a paperclip.
06:46This isn't a free paperclip store!
06:48Now will you go away?
06:50Is that how you talk to your guests?
06:52No, never! Here's your paperclip, madam.
06:55You have one, too. It's our way of saying welcome.
06:58I do hope it's quiet here.
07:00Reservation under Red Heron?
07:03I've had a chaotic week.
07:05I wish to relax.
07:06We pride ourselves on creating a serene, tranquil vacation environment.
07:21We're also family-friendly.
07:24I'm very particular about my accommodations.
07:26My line of work has me in many hotels.
07:30Excuse me?
07:31Can't you see I'm busy with an important customer?
07:34I promise, no more interruptions.
07:36My children are hungry!
07:38I demand that you stop what you're doing and feed them at once!
07:41You demand?
07:43I'm paying good money to stay at this hotel!
07:46Ugh! Fine, you insufferable woman.
07:49I'll just stop what I'm doing and feed your ill-behaved children.
08:08Excuse me, could I...?
08:13Ahem.
08:19How is everything?
08:20Mediocre.
08:21Not you.
08:22Him!
08:23Mediocre.
08:23I'd give it three out of ten if I was a reviewer.
08:27What?
08:27You're not a reviewer?
08:28No.
08:29I'm an insurance adjuster.
08:31Oh, for crying out loud!
08:32You mean all this time I've been nice to you for no reason?
08:34If you're not the reviewer, then who is?
08:41Care for a spot of tea, sir?
08:43Excuse me.
08:44We've been waiting forever.
08:45In a minute, your harpy.
08:47I would love some tea.
08:49Decaf, though.
08:50I don't want to be too jittery today while I'm selling vacuum cleaners.
08:54Selling vacuum cleaners?
08:56Is that even a thing anymore?
08:57You're supposed to be a reviewer, and I'm wasting all my time on you imbeciles!
09:01Well, this is the most appalling service I've ever had the misfortune of receiving.
09:07And you are a rude, rude man!
09:09And I'm the reviewer.
09:11You?
09:12Well, this has been a fiasco.
09:14I guess I should just go with the old standby.
09:26The mayor's office, the mayor speaking!
09:29I've taken your village as prisoner.
09:31Get rid of my fees, or I'll get rid of them!
09:34Who is this?
09:36Hang on.
09:37I need to find my hostage negotiating hat.
09:55Robot, attack!
10:19Not the gun!
10:24Okay.
10:25I won't be right here.
10:25for himself.
10:30He's on the ground and he's on the ground.
10:52What am I gonna do? I'm ruined!
10:55Not if I have anything to say about it.
10:57What are you talking about?
10:58Well, even though it was based on misguided assumptions and plot contrivances, you treated me with kindness.
11:04So I've decided to approve an enormous insurance settlement to rebuild your lair and pay for all your permits and
11:11fines.
11:11Then everything will be back to normal.
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