00:21For years I've plotted and toiled, working tirelessly day and night to find the truest essence of evil.
00:28And now, I've finally done it with my new online ticket selling business.
00:34You've gone too far this time, egghead. We just bought tickets to Koala Palooza and your fees are outrageous.
00:40Whatever do you mean? My service just adds a few humble processing charges.
00:44What about the convenience fee for printing tickets at home?
00:48You can always get them shipped or pick them up at the venue.
00:50But then there's shipping or will call fees and it's no longer convenient.
00:54I just added another fee for having an annoying face.
00:58Robots, kill it!
01:20Engaging occupant sorting.
01:34Just gotta shut it off!
01:41I did it!
01:43Emergency lockdown in effect.
01:54Lockdown will release in 48 hours.
01:5648 hours? It's not so bad. I can wait it out.
02:03What's taking so long? I gotta get out of here!
02:08This force field, it's impenetrable!
02:10Yeah, and you can't get through it either.
02:17Verbal password required.
02:19Quick, what's the password?
02:23We're trapped in the lair basement. Can anyone read me?
02:27These force fields must be blocking communication.
02:30Until the lockdown's disabled, there's nothing we can do.
02:33There's one thing we can do.
02:34Tidy up!
02:35This basement's a pigsty.
02:42Just perfect.
02:43Trapped in an evil madman's lair and the only company I got is some soulless robo-scum.
02:49Would a soulless scumbot be able to do this?
02:54Get away from me with that voodoo!
02:56How about some small talk?
02:58Uh, how's your family?
03:00Like I'm gonna give my personal information to your robot database.
03:04All right.
03:05What about some party games?
03:07I spy with my little eye.
03:10You spy?
03:11Sort of truth comes out.
03:13How about I just sit in the corner and give you some space?
03:16I can't believe this!
03:18Help! Let me out!
03:20We're screaming and hitting stuff now?
03:22Aaaaaah!
03:26So this is what it's come to.
03:28A prisoner in my own lair.
03:30And to make things worse, I'm stuck with that knuckle-headed knucklehead noodles!
03:34I feel like such a fool.
03:36Don't worry. I do foolish things all the time.
03:39Hey! We're twinsies!
03:44I can't believe it!
03:46These drums of hazardous waste are filthy!
03:53According to my readings, these barrels are full of radioactive mutonium.
03:57We should be fine as long as they stay at a cool temperature.
04:02But just to be safe, maybe we should move to the other side of the room?
04:12Access denied.
04:13Ugh. We can figure out Eggman's password.
04:16What haven't we tried?
04:17How about Eggman's favorite... I don't know, kind of music?
04:20Easy! Dubstep Pokecore!
04:24Access denied.
04:26Favorite color?
04:27Clear.
04:28How is that even...
04:28Access denied.
04:30Maybe we're going about this the wrong way.
04:31What kind of stuff does Eggman really care about?
04:33Uh, mustache grooming, that sassy judge from TV who takes no guff, your approval?
04:38If Eggman wanted my approval, he'd give himself a cool password, like Chili Dog.
04:42Access granted.
04:43Huh?
04:46Touché, Egghead.
04:48Now let's turn off this lockdown.
04:50Nah.
04:51Nah.
04:53Nah.
04:54Eeny, meeny, money.
04:57I think we just did something.
05:00There appears to have been a lighting malfunction.
05:03Allow me.
05:05Oh, turn those off.
05:07I'm not going to sit here in a blackout getting stared down by some beady-eyed robot.
05:12Ah, I get it.
05:14You're going to sneak up on me in the cloak of darkness.
05:17Well, I'm not falling for it.
05:19Turn those lights back on.
05:23An AC vent.
05:24Might that be our ticket to freedom?
05:27Yeah.
05:28And I ain't paying no convenience fee this time.
05:34Look around, Nichols.
05:35Every failed invention and science project of my life is in this room.
05:40A can from my old tomato sauce scheme.
05:42A decapitated head of my shrewbot.
05:44A dinosaur egg from when we went back in time.
05:47Who could forget that classic adventure?
05:50Hey, what's this?
05:51Is that...
05:52Is that Zippy?
05:53My first robot?
05:55Wow, this takes me back!
05:57I used to be so full of hope back then.
06:00You know what I do when I start to feel down?
06:03No.
06:03What?
06:04I have no idea.
06:05I feel great all the time.
06:11Oh, not, not, this goes very easy.
06:14Just about...
06:16Got it!
06:21If we want to crawl through, we'll need to turn down the force of the air conditioning.
06:25I'm all over it.
06:27It's very simple.
06:29You switch off the red button, readjust the level of the green knob to 16, at the same time...
06:37Primitive but efficient.
06:41Did the air conditioning just shut off?
06:43I hope so.
06:44It was getting a little chilly in here.
06:46While I do care about your comfort, I'm slightly more concerned about the half-dozen barrels of radioactive mutonium that
06:52need to stay cool so they won't explode.
07:08I'm not sure if we should take a left or a right here.
07:11I thought you said you knew Eggman's lair like the back of your hand.
07:15Let's be honest.
07:16Does anyone really know the back of their hand as well as that phrase implies?
07:24You okay?
07:25Better take a break.
07:26I don't want you getting hurt.
07:37What a silly little robot.
07:39He can't even talk good like me do.
07:41No, you don't.
07:42Zippy's circuitry is so simple, he can only communicate through Morse code.
07:47Wait a blip.
07:48I've got it.
07:48Well, while you do have a unique look, I wouldn't say you have it, per se.
07:53Not that.
07:54Morse code!
07:55We can use it to send messages to the other rooms!
07:58And come on, I have it!
08:00Now hand me that wrench!
08:08Does anybody else hear that?
08:10It's Morse code!
08:14It's Dr. Eggman.
08:15He says he's trapped in the storage room.
08:17We better tell him about the unstable mutonium.
08:22Oh, no.
08:24I knew I forgot something during spring cleaning.
08:26My 330 gallons of volatile radioactive moves.
08:29We've got to put the kibosh on this lockdown before the whole place blows sky high!
08:36Dr. Eggman is sending directions on how to override the security system.
08:40We need to relay it to the HQ room on the other side of the lair.
08:45Listen closely, you shrill little...
08:48Oh, best leave that part out.
08:50To turn off the lockdown, first you...
08:55What's that?
08:57Sounds like Morse code.
08:58A catastrophe in the lair basement?
09:02Honestly, I'm a little rusty.
09:03I haven't spoken more since I dated that telegraph machine.
09:06Details, Cubot.
09:07We drifted apart, wanted different things.
09:10Oh, you mean in the lair?
09:13Oh, something about a dangerous substance about to explode.
09:16Explode?
09:17What's explode?
09:18You mean explode?
09:19Ah, that makes more sense.
09:21The lair's about to explode.
09:23To shut off the lockdown, find a gray slider on the console and slide it down.
09:29About halfway.
09:35No, no, no.
09:37I said halfway down.
09:39Honestly, nougats, why do they hurt me so?
10:07And the final command is C-1-6-1-G.
10:11And then the door's open.
10:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:18I did everything you said.
10:19Why isn't it working?
10:21Maybe you let the caps lock on?
10:22Of course I didn't leave the caps lock on.
10:25Well, found the problem.
10:26Completely un-capped lock related.
10:29C-1-6-1-G.
10:45Yeah!
10:46You really helped save our butts in there, Orby.
10:49Of all the robotic abominations against nature, you're the one I hate the least.
10:55It's gone.
10:56Everything I've ever built.
10:59Destroyed.
10:59Not everything.
11:01Zippy!
11:02Oh, thanks, Nuffles.
11:04I really owe you one.
11:05Anything you want, you got it.
11:07Well, you could refund our service fees on those Koala Palooza tickets.
11:12Tell you what.
11:12How about 4% off your next purchase?
11:15Not to be combined with any other offer.
11:17Done and done.
11:23You can all go on to hat.
11:37You
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