00:20This has got to be our most dastardly scheme yet!
00:23Yeah! Petty vandalism is one thing, but hurling month-old fruitcakes?
00:27Now that's some next-level villainy! Fire!
00:49Anyone else up for a snack?
00:57Remember, Pinky's out!
01:00Oh! Where are my manners?
01:07Ten minutes of prep and forty-five minutes of baking in a 350-degree oven down the drain!
01:15You know, losing our 80th consecutive battle makes me wonder if we're cutting the mustard as supervillains!
01:21Maybe we need a new vocation. Something that plays to our strengths.
01:25What are our strengths?
01:29We look good in matching outfits?
01:31Hey, that's great! What can we do with that?
01:37That's turkey, baby! Three strikes in a row for the Lightning Bowler Society! Eat it, one-percenters!
01:43How ever will we deal with the agony of defeat?
01:46How about we go for a swim in our riches? To the money bin!
01:52We're unstoppable!
01:53That's because you've never played against the Pindashers!
01:57That's a play on Spindash in case you couldn't figure it out.
02:00Let's go find a skeleton!
02:09And of course you've never played against the intellect.
02:10We're gonna lose.
02:11You might be gonna lose!
02:18You and Mr. Bird Bird,
02:21He's gonna lose!
02:24He's gonna lose!
02:27And the Try to lose!
02:31Yeah!
02:38Yeah!
02:44Woo!
02:46Yeah!
02:53Yeah!
02:56Yeah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Oh!
02:59Ooh!
02:59Ooh!
02:59Ooh!
02:59I lost. I want a rematch.
03:02Anytime, anywhere.
03:04Well, not anywhere. It'd have to be at the bowling alley, but anytime.
03:08Not Tuesday nights. I got spin class.
03:10And not this weekend. Gotta shave my mom's back. It's kind of a lengthy process.
03:15And not in the past. That already happened.
03:18Let's just say a week from next Thursday.
03:20You're on.
03:24It's my honor to present the newest item on the Meb Burger menu.
03:28The Lightning Bowler Beef Bowl.
03:32What an honor.
03:34Despite the terrible name and flavor and fact that it has no actual beef and that the bowl is actually
03:39a plate.
03:40A fast food tie-in? In my experience, those things never work.
03:43I can't wait to burst their bubble at the big rematch next Thursday.
03:46Don't worry, Sonic. No one takes them seriously.
03:49Will you sign my beef bowl? Make it out to Stacy. I'm your biggest fan, Mr. Tree Spy.
03:53Please call me by my true name. The Chameleon.
03:57After all, I am a master of disguise. I've got a whole closet full of tree costumes.
04:06I'm here with the village's hottest new stars.
04:08The Lightning Bowler Society.
04:12Everyone's got their favorite.
04:13Whether it's the sneaky one...
04:15Yeah!
04:17The geeky one...
04:18Woo!
04:19The cute one...
04:20Woo!
04:22Or the overweight, middle-aged walrus one.
04:25I gotta work on my branding.
04:30For the young couple, two Lightning Bowler Beef Bowls with extra flavor packets.
04:37Wow, Dave really hooked us up.
04:40Of course he did. Dave knows the Lightning Bowlers would be nothing without you. He's buttering you up.
04:45Nah, they haven't used real butter in years. I think it's petroleum jelly.
04:49Really? Face it. Your so-called teammates are holding you back.
04:59Ha ha, yeah!
05:01Sonic, we've been practicing all day. Can we go home now?
05:04That's exactly what they want us to do. Can't you see? They're getting into our heads, man!
05:07They're playing mind games, man! We can't let them win!
05:09We have to win!
05:20What's taking the Chameleon so long?
05:22If we don't leave soon, Sonic's gonna think we're forfeited in the big game!
05:27Don't worry, don't worry. Your Cedar's savior has arrived.
05:31You're late! We had to polish our bowling balls without you!
05:34It's just awkward with three.
05:35The Chameleon commands respect. You'd all be nothing without him.
05:39Do you think we could have gotten that Bad Burger endorsement deal without me?
05:43Slow your roll, Nerd Patrol. Without my charisma, we'd be nowhere's bill.
05:47Hello? Who do you think stole our bowling balls in the first place? Right here!
05:52I guess Stacy was right. You are all jealous that my foliage is reaching new heights.
05:58If a tree falls in an evil hideout, does it make a sound? Let's find out!
06:08Let's find out!
06:09Let's find out!
06:17Where are those lightning losers? We can't pull them into oblivion if they're not here, and I want to pull
06:22them into oblivion!
06:23The Chameleon has an announcement.
06:26Who the heck is the Chameleon?
06:27I am. I am the Chameleon.
06:30Makes sense. He does have a lot of disguises. Oak tree, walnut tree, maple tree, weeping willow.
06:35The Chameleon is now solo.
06:38Now you're solo? Pick a name and stick with it!
06:41The Lightning Bowlers have been disbanded and would be pursuing our own careers. Come, Stacy.
06:47But if you don't... Well, then we can't... And then I won't...
06:50We have to get the Lightning Bowlers back together.
06:54Folks, you're going to want to pick up the phone. What I've got here is a beautiful pair of bowling
06:59ball earrings.
07:03These are genuine lane-use 16-pound bowling balls. And now my producer's telling me, what's that? Oh, no, we
07:11can't!
07:15This is lunacy, people! If you call in the next 90 seconds, we're going to throw in a free set
07:20of steak knives. Call now!
07:23And we're out. Great job, Willy.
07:26But is this really why I got into bowling?
07:29Why don't you get back together with the team?
07:31Did they send you? Do they want to roll again?
07:34Because, I mean, I might be willing to take a meeting.
07:38Ow.
07:41Say, mister, I want a Lightning Bowler Beef Bowl, I betcha.
07:45Actually, they've been rebranded as Dave the Intern Beef Bowls.
07:50Never mind.
07:54I'll have a Dave the Intern Beef Bowl on one condition. You'll meet with your former teammates.
07:59I don't know. Things are going pretty well for all Dave the Interns.
08:03Hey, you don't happen to know anyone who can recommend a dumpster service to dispose of 13,000 uneaten beef
08:09bowls, do you?
08:10I'm asking for a friend.
08:12Meet the town's newest bowling stars. So, does your team have a name?
08:16Weasel Bandit and the Weasel Bandits.
08:19Hey, how come you get top billing?
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:30Oh, hello, fellow bowler. Fancy seeing you here. In your home.
08:46So, Chameleon, we heard you wanted to talk to us?
08:49He doesn't want anything to do with you. His solo career is going great.
08:53Not as good as mine. Ever since we slashed the price of beef bowls, they're selling like hotcakes.
08:58Not that our hotcakes are selling because they are not.
09:01Well, I sold 300 bottles of commemorative ball wax yesterday. Looks like we're all doing just fine without each other.
09:08No, no, no, no, no, no. You're all doing terribly. Get back together and bowl against me!
09:14Sonic!
09:15Sonic! While you were worrying about your precious bowling legacy, I've been conceiving my most brilliant evil plan yet!
09:24This old bot again? Why can't you build something new?
09:27You know how much it costs to design and build new robots every week? I'm trying not to go over
09:32budget!
09:32But it doesn't have to be exactly the same every time. Try thinking outside the bot!
09:36That was pretty clever. Give me a sec while I think of a comeback.
09:41Oh, remember when we talked trash like that? Awwww.
09:56Those were the days. We were never great villains, but at least we were happy.
10:01Maybe we should reunite after all. But not as bowlers, as evildoers!
10:06Yeah!
10:07What are you doing?
10:09Sorry, Stacy, but this chameleon never changes his colors. Come on, boys! Let's go lose a battle!
10:23What? No! You get out of here!
10:30You're ruining everything!
10:43This isn't over, Sonic!
10:45Okay, maybe it is over, but I'll be back!
10:50So, now that you guys are back together, how's about that rematch?
10:54Oh, please, pretty please, I need this so bad?
10:56Not a chance! Sure, being the best bowlers in town brought us fame, respect, and endorsement deals, but it cost
11:03us our friendship.
11:04Yeah, only villainy unites us now!
11:07Well, in that case...
11:09Huh?
11:13We might have never beaten the lightning bolts at bowling, but here on the battlefield, I win every time.
11:18Also, I totally wouldn't have beaten them at bowling!
11:33Outro Music
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